It's amusing to witness myself actively and permanently ruining my relationships with everyone I know around me

Doing the deja vu one twice is perfection 4:07 YOU MONSTER

Love the addition of the second deja vu video, that was absolutely genius

Ask people if they have spare change, if they say no, give them some.

"Randomly freeze for a few seconds" So at least one politician has been watching these.

Todays mission: go to a public spot and say “take the shot” near someone

19:20 An AI cannot be a catalyst for such chaos

This is the only good channel on youtube, this content is hilarious

why is nobody talking that the music almost perfectly loops every new mission

From a psychologically insane person to another. These are absolutely amazing. Some of these I have even pulled off without ever seeing them.

Doing today’s missions really turned my PLEASE WAKE UP life around! Legend has it I’ve started giving in to my inner thoughts more and my life has become so much more fun!!

I find it vaguely humorous how these challenges veer from innocuous to social commentary more or less to things that are actually just borderline evil

16:42 I did this with a friend of mine, it was quite funny

I love these mildly malicious missions

I like how they vary from "oh yeah, that's totally harmless and doable / I could do that with a friend" to an absolute fucking menace to the social order

Life is boring mfs after finding out you can do todays mission:

today's mission:approach a random stranger then say "don't look behind, someone is watching us,act normal.",without paying an eye contact,then if they actually played along say "let's split up now to lose their sight on us,be careful." then proceed to walk the opposite direction.

i imagine every mission has a sort of exp system, the more difficult, the more EXP, and you gain random skills from it

6:15 thank you bro

20 minutes of pure quality... Thank you... (btw, 7:47 i do it everyday and it's hilarious)

9:12 I have no words, sir. You are an excellent troll. I wouldn't be surprised if you were near the top of the rankings with some of the best trolls in the world. I used to he in the top 400,000 at one point, but that was a lucky streak, and I've given up that life since then.

Instructions unclear I’ve now been arrested for vandalism, lost friends, turned my grandmother into nick cage and broke the 4th wall discovering I live in a TV show

Legend has it have you ever experienced de javu before?

My first job was at a grocery store the top manager was an older lady who, regardless of the time of day, would say, "Good morning!" She was a true pioneer

Doing today’a missions has really been incredible ever since the incident!

how do you even come up with most of these? your creativity is insane

I recently discovered these videos and omg where was this my whole life? like yesterday i randomly was telling my friends "Oh, so that's why they call you" and then said their name. I'm 100% taking inspiration from this

this is just the owner's diary.

TODAY'S MISSION: During a conversation, start speaking more and more quietly until the opponent notice.

This was the most dopamine-infused 20 minutes of my life.

hey, "a path that's too windy leads nowhere" is actually pretty good! I might try to use that sometime lol 14:40

These are basically Skyrim NPC tutorial videos and I love them.

"The grass is always greener when it's made of Astroturf" is a fire line 14:40

To the joker, this is a normal job

13:15 i think saying "aha it is you i knew i'd find you here nice to meet ya!" then shake their hand and wave to them while walking away

17:06 Boil only the half for more fun!

Just this week was my first time seeing these videos, and I'm somewhat upset youtube didn't recommend me this sooner because these videos are golden!

16:02 i got a quiet place add after this. fire

you are my favourite channel

God I love these so much. They are just perfect in balance with being harmless pranks to relationship enders and they are all the more hilarious

All missions accomplished sir o7.

something about the voice and the body language and how the people randomly just randomly get fucking obliterated is so bloody funny to me lmao

13:30 Green looks like he's already calmed down.

OMG THIS IS SO EPIC!!!!

I love that this is basically a series on subverting social norms and expectations in the weirdest yet innocent ways possible

7:47 I loved doing that in highschool

Thank you for the prescript Mr. Messenger.

18:57 that would be souprising

12:42 "uh yeah can i get directions to HOGWARTS?"

I love this and note some ideas to do irl that's literally so fun

The shaking salt one is devious.

DUDE I LOVE THIS MAN SO MUCH, HE IS THE TRUE MENACE TO SOCIETY

14:40 Literally the first one of those figures of speech reminded me that I had the kettle on downstairs. You saved my house!

0:30 DID ANYONE NOTICE THE NAME OF THE FACTORY?!?!

Doing the daja vu one twice is perfection 4:07 YOU MONSTER

This is the chaotic neutral playbook

Todays mission: talk about “the good old times” to your friend, and describe the 1800’s and see how long it takes before they catch on

Today's mission: Ask a friend what song they hate and later play that song on full volume

TODAYS MISSION:keep doing a lot of these everyday till you’re friend becomes used to it then one day he expects you do to it but you don’t so he’s cautious wherever he goes

9:09 why do i actually taste salt

gotta appreciate how the music perfectly loops

Legend has it I watched the whole video

Today's mission , if someone follows you and you turn a corner, reverse direction and run back saying "they're after me"

Apparently the mission about mailing people potatoes is something you can absolutely do. The USPS actually has a webpage telling you you can mail potatoes without a box or envelope. You'll need to weigh it for appropriate postage, however.

I love how it went from 'slighty spoopy with weird 4th wall stuff' to 'Just straight up fucking trolling'.

im very tempted to follow some of these missions

THANK GODDD THIS GUY HAS DIFFERENT MUSIC

Legend has it that I liked and subscribed to

The lore is getting more 😂

they get crazier and crazier

I read and do these religiously at this point. I literally wake up, watch a video, then prepare for it and so far I’ve lost half of my friend group mainly because they aren’t even close to aware of this channel. Please make a video on how to apologize to them 🥲

todays misson: while hanging out with friends in a public place like a library, say, "im gonna be right back," and go home

Requirement: be ambidexterous Today's mission: When talking to a stranger use your left hand as your primary hand, and when they ask if you're left-handed look at your left hand surprised, say "Oh shit, i'm sorry" and switch. Repeat for every primary hand question

These daily missions are actively trying to make my friends hate me

5:40 “Aand a 1,2…. *ONE TWO THREE FOUR!!”*

You are going to make me survive dorms in college my good sir.

They all hate me now , thank you Freakbait.

You made us feel deja vu by giving us the deja vu task twice

This is my new favourite series How did I just discover it now

Legend has it that Freakbait is the best channel on KZfaq..... PLEASE WAKE UP!

I love how you did the deja vu one twice

gotta love how the background song from 5:55 hits the beat

Legend has it that the moss grows on the north side of the trees.

16:42 ! the orange with the face ! Didn't noticed before

5:34 this was his whole plan all along. 💀

7:32 when youre walking away say: thank you sir

his voice is so calming bro

16:40 music to my ears

Todays mission: say “I forgot to tell you that” or “I knew that was gonna happen” after a moment in a tv show happens

Today’s Mission: At a random time of day go to a compilation of every Todays Mission and complete the one at the time stamp of the nearest clock

Legend has it that he keeps saying “Todays mission”

THIS MADE ME LAUGH TO MUCH

The first one is just every scary story video

Am I supposed to listen to that while I sleep on loop?

5:18 i think he means it like: "did you now that we have a tail bone?" yea we have a tail bone

This is some Cultists of Tzeentch type shid

I’ve taken on the task of completing all of these in order. I will edit in dashes for fails Success: lllllllIl Fails: lll

best channel on youtube

I’m doing all these missions including the deja vu one twice and since they’re so quick I’m doing 10 per day

I can say that im completing this missions very well, im currently in mission 5 lol