Craig Ferguson & His Audience - 2012 Edition, Vol. 3 Out Of 4

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Craig Ferguson investigates his audience in the cold open for entertainment purposes, and if they are lucky, they will get to eat at a fancy restaurant at CBS expense. Enjoy!
List Of Timecode/"Descriptives"/Dates:
0:17 Purple Hair Girl [5/31/2012]
3:42 Directors First Day Test [6/11/2012]
6:43 Never Heard Of Craig [6/13/2012]
10:41 Welcome To America today [6/14/2012[
13:32 Road-trip Canadians at [6/15/2012] (Thanks Michael Young)
16:33 Tan Scottish Girls [7/17/2012]
19:41 Dad & Son In Ohio State Shirts [6/21/2012]
23:01 Curly Red Hair Girl [6/25/2012]
25:59 Trio Colorful Dresses [7/18/2012]
29:24 Patricia In A Wheelchair [7/19/2012]
31:52 The Australian Family [7/23/2012[
35:09 Guy Curly Blonde Hair [7/24/2012]
38:01 White & Black Shirt Duo [7/25/2012]
41:07 Vince Vaughn, Geoffs Friend [7/26/2012]
43:53 New Jersey Teacher Girl [7/27/2012]
47:24 Weight Loss Edition [7/30/2012]
50:17 Password: Turquoise [7/31/2012]
53:53 David Robinson, Golden Mouth Organ Winner [8/1/2012]
57:51 David Robinson & Sid [8/2/2012]
1:00:07 Craig Pairs People Up [8/6/2012]
1:04:05 President Of Craig's Production Company [8/8/2012]
1:06:57 The Cast & Crew Of TLLS [8/8/2012]
1:08:54 Lesbian Row & The Retired Dude [8/7/2012]
1:11:08 Bearded Dudes [8/30/2012]
1:13:46 Pam, The Swedish Lad [8/30/2012]
If you carefully look at the dates above, you'ill realize 2 of them are misplaces and therefore this video is not in chronological order. But I will call it that for the purposes of similarities of the titles of these different volumes of similar content. Sry about that, I made the video late and my brain was tired I guess. Hope you enjoy despite that! Thanks!

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@TheJayLenoFly 6 жыл бұрын

I want to point one thing out, during the segment with the girls from the thumbnail (trio with colorful dresses 25:59 ), there is a lady in the audience who repeats everything the girl in the red dress says. It's weirdest shit ever, I thought it was hilarious. Enjoy!

@vivekpatel4299 6 жыл бұрын

The JayLeno Fly Do you know in which video secretariat moves his head to a creepy music? That was creepy and hilarious. And lastly, great work.

@sweiland75 6 жыл бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/hb9keq5-lq6cZJs.html Is this creepy enough for you?

@vivekpatel4299 6 жыл бұрын

sweiland75 Not this one. It has the same music but secretariat is doing it to some guest and he moves his head more furiously.

@g.george 6 жыл бұрын

The JayLeno Fly Hahaha it's bloody hilarious =)) I don't get why no one seems to notice it though

@SwankeyMonkey 6 жыл бұрын

I see all those girls are mic'ed up. It could be a delayed reverb off of her mic into an audience speaker that is close to them and being picked up again by their mics. But, not meaning to get technical, I like your explanation better. :)

@c.michellesparks2925 4 жыл бұрын

I'd like to thank you these again JayLenoFly. I come here when I can't stand the political crap or covid talk anymore and just sit back and watch for hours.

@sanseijedi 3 ай бұрын

Jeezo, and here I am doing the same thing years later for the same flipping reason. Cheers, c.michellesparks, IF THAT IS YOUR NAME!

@periloustactic 2 жыл бұрын

I must have feel asleep for 9 years. Watch Johnny but never saw on a single episode of Craig. Best late night host of all time in my opinion.

@giraffesinc.2193 Жыл бұрын

You and I are in agreement ... where the heck was I? I am grateful to JayLenoFly for posting all of this as it is FUNNY!

@rifyrafi 4 жыл бұрын

Craig Ferguson is absolutely brilliant. His wit and comic timing is unmatched. He comes up with the funniest things out-of-the-blue with no script. It's just mind-bogglingly hilarious. Jayleno Fly thanks for posting this.

@StuntcatTV 4 жыл бұрын

How does this guy manage to be the absolute boss of wit in every conversation he has that easily

@ParallaxVueTwo 6 жыл бұрын

Craig is brilliant. They should never have let him retire. He's vastly better than any/all of the current crop of hosts.

@aunch3 2 жыл бұрын

He was the last good late night host

@dwiwwjd6470 2 жыл бұрын

Brilliant yes.. except being a Joe biden supporter lol

@prairiedweller8917 2 жыл бұрын

I hoped he would take over after Dave.

@utubeSome Жыл бұрын

@@dwiwwjd6470 what else orange baboon supporter?? Dumb belove zero degrees needs for that shitshow

@JohnSneyd 7 ай бұрын

I agree Craig was brilliant. But I have to give Johnny Carson his due he was a legend in the late night talk show history

@hubstead1 Жыл бұрын

I've watched a bunch of Craig clips and this is by far the funniest. What a talent and wit!

@swatrifeman 6 жыл бұрын

"This will be the subtext for the rest of this segment." 🤣🤣🤣

@craigie13 6 жыл бұрын

Keep em coming. Best laugh I've had for ages. Miss the show so much. So much better than James Corden.

@bernlin2000 6 жыл бұрын

This is Craig at his best, no doubt. Anytime you see someone other than Craig open the show, it's going to be a treat.

@royskuderin2386 Жыл бұрын

"Have you done.........anyone in Hollywood?" That was priceless.

@verslalchimie5824 3 жыл бұрын

I love his "walkarounds". It's like an interrogation :)

@apurugganan 2 жыл бұрын

And to think he mentioned that he *looked like every cop in Boston* 😂

@rberry5279 2 жыл бұрын

He was so clever..best late night show ever.. miss the show !

@george8873 Жыл бұрын

Wish there was more of these compilations of Craig and his audience, but I watched them all already, lol.

@paulpop9775 3 жыл бұрын

Craig droppin' the Baggy knowledge! Farm, Mondays, and the HAC:

@DizDeLusa 6 жыл бұрын

This is just art.

@verslalchimie5824 3 жыл бұрын

A "dis-illusioned" magician! Haha. Not even sure Craig realized he made that pun

@zinta1 3 жыл бұрын

I miss this show soooo much

@user-lj5ri3gp5o 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much JayLeno Fly. I've been watching a few of these and enjoyed them very much. Thank you for bringing me laughter.

@549BR Жыл бұрын

It really is amazing how many people are working behind the scenes to bring us this wonderful show. Craig is a natural funny man despite what some would say; hope that we see him soon back on our flat screens. Special thanks to Lisa and Nuyen who always raised our spirits, but were hired to do something else. THANK YOU AGAIN, CRAIG. 😎

@Beagslie76 4 жыл бұрын

WOW, Purple Hair Girl is great at the Awkward Pause.

@MatthewOliphant 3 жыл бұрын

13:26 saw those guys and thought, "Those are the guys who drove from Canada!" And they were. I may have watched these too many times. There is no too many times.

@rafamopi 6 жыл бұрын

I just want to thank you for all the work and dedication you put in this videos... I'm watching them non stop.... thanks a lot!!

@psibfkqbdlw77401 6 жыл бұрын

Just about to start, but I already know this will be awesome !!

@RomanoLemm 5 жыл бұрын

32:45 "What they probably don't know is that I got into terrible trouble with the Australian press only recently for saying some naughty things about the capital city of Australia, Canberra. I best not tell them about that." Takes a few steps. "So! Have you ever been to Canberra?" This guy is comedy gold...why on earth did he leave?

@classiclife7204 2 жыл бұрын

3 years later, but he was basically forced out. CBS wanted a "normal" host, and Craig wasn't about to do that. It was an "amicable" split, i.e., a split before a fight could actually occur.

@Noamalmoggg 4 жыл бұрын

his humor is fucking golden

@PanchoSso 6 жыл бұрын

Exellent work The JLF. I'm a big fan from Chile

@TheJayLenoFly 6 жыл бұрын

Thank you! :D Chileans are always welcome here :D!

@bitbyte8177 3 жыл бұрын

This whole 1 hr 17 minutes felt like 10 minutes

@bikescarsandeverythinginbe7309 4 жыл бұрын

I never watched his show. I wish I had,BIG FAN!!!!!!

@mikesilvers486 6 жыл бұрын

Thanks for doing these bro. I always look forward to your uploads.

@daryllawrick976 6 жыл бұрын

Funniest show in the history of television

@unacamper6700 Жыл бұрын

The greatest of all TV shows.!!!

@melodygn 4 жыл бұрын

31:52 "looks like a commercial for the republicans" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that cracked me up!

@navalravikant7339 6 жыл бұрын

Just gonna press like en enjoy my weekend chillout.

@vincentcalvelli6452 6 жыл бұрын

Craig at his best.

@leodegas7731 2 жыл бұрын

Edinburgh, i thought she said something insulting. The whole clip was funny and a beautiful way to showcase the diverse world that Craig brings together. She represented herself and Edinburgh terribly. Imho Ps, I agree; thank you uploader for putting all these clips together. The world needs to laugh and you bring us back to Craig and his quick wit.🙏 ✌️🦁

@S41V1X 2 жыл бұрын

I can't believe I just watched this entire thing. Anyway, Craig is amazing!

@dankelly5150 Жыл бұрын

What a coincidence that an audience member at 53:55 just happens to be in a band, just happens to play the harmonica, and just happens to get a free brand new harmonica !! 😂😂😂

@70Slinger 3 жыл бұрын

Joy Division reference , well done sir, well done. 🍺👍

@BillDworske 6 ай бұрын

Craig is, without doubt, the quickest, funniest human being on planet Earth.

@IamKlaus007 6 ай бұрын

Unbridled LLS comedy gold, out on its own. Not one single Late Show host even compares to The Master.

@HighwayLand 5 жыл бұрын

59:00 is brilliant!

@ivanalbornoz7277 3 жыл бұрын

he must do a MASTER CLASS!!

@bbd468 6 жыл бұрын

Damn i miss his show...more now than ever! The other late shows have gone off the deep end.

@Sekusamu 8 ай бұрын

That was a great comeback if you think about what "that" means. substitute it back into the sentence, and she is saying that her friends are jealous because they wish they could tell jokes about things in the future. Brilliant!

@Sekusamu 8 ай бұрын

Another reminder that Americans can't drink until they're 21. What an interesting and unusual country!

@akshayhulk 6 жыл бұрын

thanks for all the videos. i'm sure they are a lot of work.👍

@TheJayLenoFly 6 жыл бұрын

Glad you like em man! It's worth every minute of work, 29k people cheering me on! That's out of this world amazing!

@larrykeene4733 4 жыл бұрын

I was so disappointed when he didn't use his favorite line for Scottish or English people when he was talking to David. Not once did he say "I didn't get a word of that.". 😂😂😂😂

@raven_the_shamanmagus8252 6 жыл бұрын

Another success, JLF! Keep 'em coming!!

@yarasub 8 ай бұрын

Omg welcome to the late night show weight loss edition, I lost it 😊😊😊😊😊🎉🎉🎉🎉

@aman5428 6 жыл бұрын

"welcome to the late late show weight loss edition", bwahahaha................

@Box0rz 6 жыл бұрын

Lol, as someone who suffered from being very thin when I was younger, that segment made me very uncomfortable. That would've been my nightmare back then, standing in front of an audience while someone makes fun of my weight. I mean, the teasing is very innocent to Craig and the audience, but to someone insecure, it could be terrifying. I've always found it interesting (and annoying) how you can't call people fat, but calling them thin is ok. Not bashing Craig here, but I hate that double standard in general. These guys seemed fine though, thankfully.

@aman5428 6 жыл бұрын

I was also very thin and unable to gain weight, only after I stopped growing was able to put a little wieght (after the age of 18 years) which was long enough to be made fun of. I was called malnourished and bombarded with all the jokes about being thin. It was a nightmare. But now I think about it and laugh. You know it is not going to stop and be OK with it I guess.

@Box0rz 6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the best thing to do is to just laugh at the thing that was once a nightmare. Makes it go away.

@MasterChris666 4 жыл бұрын

watching this lockdown :p in australia

@kathleenanderson5782 2 жыл бұрын

I love you Craig Ferguson

@Sonnel_James 4 ай бұрын

It's amazing how that girl looks exactly like Merida, so beautiful

@SwankeyMonkey 6 жыл бұрын

23:03 Ahhhhh, Redheads. My Kryptonite.

@thefadedone8192 2 жыл бұрын

29:15 that woman was really motherly to that girl. She was like "good job!" Lol made me smile.

@SwankeyMonkey 6 жыл бұрын

Man, I love these. JLF, thank you!

@TheJayLenoFly 6 жыл бұрын

Thank YOU for your continued support bro!

@SleepyChloeFist 4 жыл бұрын

Vince Vaughn should've stayed for the entire show and just sat at different parts of the stage.

@bryanmiller6110 4 жыл бұрын

Just a Genius

@activeevolution300 Жыл бұрын

Is it me, or was the two dudes from Alberta Canada super endearing! lol. Seemed like really cool dudes.

@2nd3rd1st 6 жыл бұрын

Hey, that was a great segment with the cast and crew, I've never seen that before. They all look like nice people, but I did miss Bridger. He was probably gone by then.

@TheJayLenoFly 6 жыл бұрын

2nd3rd1st that one isnt cold open tho, it was an ending. Just FYI 😀

@Frankincensedjb123 4 жыл бұрын

I live in the San Fernando Valley, but I've never met Frankie or Tatiana. They need to get out more

@stevenmercado8604 6 жыл бұрын

Good job keep it up

@pja36 4 жыл бұрын

I was kinda hoping David Robinson was the basketball player, who was secretly good at harmonica.

@Biggiiful 3 жыл бұрын

Haha me too. He does play the piano though

@carnivore1815 6 жыл бұрын

there are many small gold nuggets which needed to be compiled by you. like airplane rant and many more.

@conanobrien1 6 жыл бұрын

you should make one with just "lesbian row" people

@bkw1809 6 жыл бұрын

I love your intro

@kodyremer5864 Жыл бұрын

everytime I watch this show i crave chocolate dollars....

@davidnottennant1161 6 жыл бұрын

I grew up with one of the people in this video. We were friends. Now, I don't really have anything good to say about them.

@michaelparker3709 Жыл бұрын

That Rabbit though... 😂

@danesovic7585 4 жыл бұрын

Craig is pure charisma.

@gekko293 6 жыл бұрын

YEAAAAAAHH BAAAAAABY!!!

@darrylfulk4630 Жыл бұрын

The young ladies from Scotland were extra, extra CUTE! 🙂

@giraffesinc.2193 Жыл бұрын

OOoooh, I wanted to see the harmonica guy play!

@quentinarundell6589 Жыл бұрын

I have never laughed so much!!

@loved012one 6 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the video! FYI, it may get more views if the "Dad & Son in Red Shirts" is changed to "in Ohio State Shirts"--Ohio State fans are diehard, and their Michigan rivalry is famous in the Midwest. Also, Ohio State University has a ginormous alumni group (~500,000)!

@TheJayLenoFly 6 жыл бұрын

Anytime bro, glad you liked it! I'll take your tip on that and change it. Thanks for sharing that piece of knowledge! :D

@BunniMonster 4 жыл бұрын

36:54 Coomer chat, 7 years early.

@ahsansiddiqui4263 3 жыл бұрын

2:32 just pointing it out to youngsters, theres a big market for that

@leeroygarza2673 4 жыл бұрын

They should use the redhead, for the real Movie ,of Brave

@swimmingwithsharks7331 6 жыл бұрын

I wonder if he ever got a professional hit man on the show

@Tybuscus23 Жыл бұрын

The dude at 54:10 is literally lord farquaad and you can’t convince me otherwise

@rafidhassanoney4007 8 ай бұрын

If anybody wanna know, Kristen is a big shot attorney now a days ! lol

@classiclife7204 2 жыл бұрын

For those of you saying the woman in the audience copying the beautiful Asian woman wearing the 3-alarm red dress isn't real, and is just an echo, you need to listen to the part where she says, "Not today" - it's totally a different voice. I think Craig + everyone was just trying to ignore it so as not to have to scrap the segment. Free show = obsessed hobos, evidently.

@bepowerification 2 жыл бұрын

Nicole is awesome.

@SheenWarlock 6 жыл бұрын

1:13:54 Pam is not a Swedish name. I should know since I was born there.

@cokesquirrel 2 жыл бұрын

I want to know wha happened to the blind date couple. JLF did you post it anywhere? JLF thanks for all your great work

@raz1683 6 жыл бұрын

you guys heard of craig new tv series right?

@Zaacharia 5 жыл бұрын

Hey, Fly! Did you ever do a puppet series???????

@BeckVMH 2 жыл бұрын

Funny, these “members of the audience” are just too good! They’re so stereotypical it’s like they’ve hired seasoned character actors to play the part. Even better that they’re real.

@Sharnakh 6 жыл бұрын

The rabbit makes an appearance ! Hmmm, i wonder.... is it foreshadowing for your next video maybe? :P

@TheJayLenoFly 6 жыл бұрын

I can't confirm nor deny that - Vince Vaughn ;)

@Sharnakh 6 жыл бұрын

you cheeky bastard

@SwankeyMonkey 6 жыл бұрын

Yesss! I love Sid. And Wavey-- Whatado everybody?

@richardurena8202 Жыл бұрын

48:24"fleshy vest" oi, I peed my pants

@OriginalOrigins 5 жыл бұрын

Damn so much shade at tom cruise lmao he called katie homes a gay mans beard lmao

@jamesvandemark2086 Жыл бұрын

Minnesota???? (14,000 lakes, by the way)

@tdh0084 6 жыл бұрын

1:07:00 Just one black dude and he's wearing a tracksuit.

@randydellinger2996 3 жыл бұрын

So?

@ELmeinz 2 жыл бұрын

which restaurant is best, The Ivy or Craig's?

@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp 6 жыл бұрын

OMG How can a woman from Manchester UK not know about Joy Division or Happy Mondays? At 24:50 You could see Craig was shocked and a little put off by that dummy! Craig Might have asked if she had heard of New Order and that may have turned a light on!

@47imagine 5 жыл бұрын

He should have said Oasis

@eolsunder 5 жыл бұрын

any fan of the show. Look at the girl from Manchester.. look at her face closely, and now watch the video of the Surbian girl Danjela Stainfeld , same face! looks at him the same way also! so freaky

@classiclife7204 2 жыл бұрын

Saying this as an old man, but most of those bands broke up by the early 80s, if not earlier. 20 years before she was born. Give her a break.