Millionaire Tries To Make A Bond Film - Its Unintentionally Hilarious!

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Жыл бұрын

This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Certainly, THE worst movie released in 2023. And I am fortunate enough to have seen some shockers. From The Room to Samurai Cop. Let's not forget the Oscar-winning Batman and Robin. In this video, I break down all the funny scenes in the worst film created by humanity.
Blackbird (2022 initial premiere) was an ego project by Michael Flatley. Master of the tap dancing world. Creator of Lord of the Dance and other shows. He took his masculine tippy tappy style to the Bond genre of films. Some say he will be the next Bond after Daniel Craig.
There are cheesy lines and scenes that make Threat Level Midnight seem like a work of art. There are far too many comparisons between the two to list.
#michaelscott #worstmovies #worstmovie

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@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

This one took around 40 hours to de-code, write and edit - this master piece of... Please show the video some love and share it. Heres more of the same roasts of the worst movies/shows: kzfaq.info/sun/PL_FOsy-i-4zcZ57MniZr67Vtwwobyst7O Crappy x

@stellviahohenheim Жыл бұрын

Good job guy, just ignore the haters they're probably writing comments on the ipads their parents gave them

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

thank you broski, i love the odd hater, gives me more trolling time :)

@ANDunn-tf6xp Жыл бұрын

This story is about my life 😮 I am the perfect man with classy hats and women find me irresistible...I topple guv'ments with my stare and make terrorists into pacifists with one blink of my eye

@fwdcnorac8574 Жыл бұрын

@@stellviahohenheim It still feeds the algorithm. Let them.

@ricardolorrio8228 Жыл бұрын

even the Irish hated it....

@paulkingMotion Жыл бұрын

Yeah, here in Ireland, it's pretty well known that Michael Flately's ego is so big, it almost makes Bono look level headed.

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

Damn, imagine him and Bono in a lift

@paulkingdesign5928 Жыл бұрын

@@crappyfilmfans😂😂

@razor6552 Жыл бұрын

I propose an Irish flag with a large Flatley and Bono on it and a very small St Patrick

@razor6552 Жыл бұрын

@@crappyfilmfans "I am the greatest that's ever been!" "Who are you again?" "I'll do you for that!" "Go ahead, if ya can"

@paulkingdesign5928 11 ай бұрын

@@razor6552 😂😂

@JckSwan Жыл бұрын

Hell, if I were a multi-millionaire I might indulge in this kind of narcissism as well. Good luck to him.

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

Yeah especially if he amuses us!

@theasianjaywalker4455 Жыл бұрын

Ok, yes, its a deal but all we're asking is that, given you have multi-millions, just pay the people to, above all, make it somewhat believable. Nearly the definition of a fictional movie is "suspension of disbelief". That IS basically everything. All we ask is that you don't thwart our brains from that. Make it so, even if we need to smoke drugs beforehand, we can somehow fool ourselves into temporarily accepting "ok, well i guess that could happen" lol

@bring-out Жыл бұрын

Some people have no sense, unfortunately. Or fortunately, as it's funny.

@kaibotski4939 Жыл бұрын

I'd just do it to hurt people's heads because that's the whole point of having fuck you money.

@theasianjaywalker4455 Жыл бұрын

@@kaibotski4939 It seems to be true what they say, if you want to see the true character (good or bad) of a person its not when everyone is poor. It's when they become rich. The thing is, I know YOU fantasize that as winning and being the winner but it's not 'fuck you' money but 'fuck me' money. You'd be saying "Im so wealthy I can do shlt that makes me lose and not care!".

@shivalishankersharma1562 Жыл бұрын

Finally, someone who can give Seagal some competition

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

Long awaited!

@patriklindholm7576 Жыл бұрын

Perhaps they could produce a movie together, script and all.

@hafirenggayuda Жыл бұрын

Eh, Flateley is not as perverted or scummy as Seagal, at least like shown in this movie.

@Mintylight 11 ай бұрын

The women in this guys films seem to be over 16 though, so, you know...

@fuqupal 11 ай бұрын

Hahahaha! Nah! That's impossible!

@enigmadrath1780 Жыл бұрын

"Bless me father for I have sinned ....... and am about to sin again." I thought the followup would be him punching the priest but this stupid movie couldn't even give me that

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

Now that would be badass especially if he followed it up with a 300 style drop kick. But no the priest just ushers him away

@c.a.sahlin7836 Жыл бұрын

Had captions on while watching and got the line "Bless me father for I have sinned ... and I'm about to sing again", which added a nice twist.

@helvete_ingres4717 Жыл бұрын

you cannot deny - that is a badass line

@RuailleBuaille 11 ай бұрын

@@crappyfilmfans if you're looking for a movie with action more along those lines, there's another awful one made by another Irish "celeb" back in the 90s 😂 Don't know if you've ever heard of Boyzone, but one of the band members stars on a film called "Fatal Deviation" about... ninja monks in Ireland? Another wojus movie, in the so bad it's almost good category.

@luzmaria5006 11 ай бұрын

That line is line to when you will kill someone. If he killed the priest it would be quite a badass line but he TED talk the priest LOL

@davidtatro7457 Жыл бұрын

Fun video! Let's give Eric Roberts some props here. The man knows what his life has been. He knows he had a shot at being an A-lister and ruined it. And now he's gotten himself together and happily gives his all to every one of the hundred or so two-bit, sleazy villains he plays every year, without irony. No matter how bad the script. He's a hard-working guy now and deserves the living he is making doing B movies. And he still occasionally gets some roles in bigger films like Dark Knight. Respect.

@markw110 Жыл бұрын

His role as the bad guy in the Mr. Brightside video is genuinely brilliant...and will go down in pop culture history. That's more than most actors...other than the kick ass song...he's certainly the most memorable thing from the music video

@successsystem2468 Жыл бұрын

💯

@laartwork Жыл бұрын

2 oscar nominations in his first few years. Yes he pissed away his chance.

@schmodedo Жыл бұрын

Like a better Stephen Baldwin.

@ericwiddison7523 Жыл бұрын

Eric Roberts elevates every film he appears in partly because he's a legitimately talented actor, and partly because he does so many bad movies.

@Wfalen 11 ай бұрын

Only thing this movie lacks, is Flatley coming up with a completely new martial art based on tap dancing that makes him the greatest fighter on earth.

@crappyfilmfans 11 ай бұрын

That’s in the second one

@Keth417 11 ай бұрын

What?There's no dancing? I'm out!

@crappyfilmfans 11 ай бұрын

@@Keth417 Me too!

@shuboy05 4 ай бұрын

Sadly Michael has completely retired from dancing due to health problems. Which sadly means no dance battle with Eric Roberts.....

@Huly241072 3 ай бұрын

He should do a remake of Gymkata but with tap

@burningdaylights Жыл бұрын

"Flatley, my dear, I don't river dance!" --Alan Partridge

@fourmilier. Жыл бұрын

I hear that there is a sequel to 'Blackbird'. I believe the working title is 'Turkey'.

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

🦃 🦃 🎩

@CallMeMrStopmotion 11 ай бұрын

The sequel "Whiteturkey"will be released next year at your local mitzvah Also gonna remake this movie just to make sequels with names based on colors and birds

@EmlynBoyle Жыл бұрын

I have a friend who attended the press screening of this, here in Ireland. He said the crowd were mostly roaring with laughter...I've nothing against Michael Flatley personally, but the sheer ego on display here is staggering. He's like Tommy Wiseau, but with far more money and even less talent (bar his dancing skills).

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

I watched a few YT vids of people who were in a press screening and it sounds hilarious. There was also a 2018 screening closed to the press. THAT is the copy of the film I’d like to see

@ricardolorrio8228 Жыл бұрын

I think the word you are looking for is "ejet"

@PungiFungi Жыл бұрын

So I am assuming this film was not funny intentionally

@colmwhateveryoulike3240 Жыл бұрын

I wonder if the laughter fell Flatley on Michael's ears.

@crimsonhawk4912 Жыл бұрын

He showed that to Ireland?! Lmfao. He fucked up bad

@motaman8074 Жыл бұрын

I'm going to buy another hat

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

One can never have enough hats

@mrnelsonius5631 Жыл бұрын

Imagine working on this for years, telling this rich dude “it’s gonna be great! You’re a visionary” just to fleece this guy out of his vanity bucks. No judgement, I’d work on a production like this. Job’s a job.

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

😂

@Novastar.SaberCombat 11 ай бұрын

You can't make a narcissist listen to reason and logic, so... you're not wrong.

@LobsterPuncher Жыл бұрын

This is the kind of movie that makes me feel genuine second hand embarrassment.

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

The Cringe is strong with this one...

@mummyjohn 11 ай бұрын

it's so weird that that is a thing that even exists, let alone commonplace enough to have a name

@Laceykat66 10 ай бұрын

I disagree. Most of my rainy Saturday afternoons were spent watching foreign sapy films that were basically all like this. They were a fun way to get through the day and I remember them fondly. They don't make "Drive-In fodder" like this anymore and American International does not get them and dubb them with this kind of dialogue. There is a place for this kind of movie making and while I agree with you, at least it is not produced by a big-name Hollywood studio with a half-billion dollar budget, all for the same results.

@JackieBGoode Жыл бұрын

Mom, could we get James Bond? "We already have James Bond at home" The James Bond at home:

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

Haha too true

@Biscuitavenger Жыл бұрын

absolutely perfect analysis

@razor6552 Жыл бұрын

A ground beef burger with Wonder Bread buns

@J5L5M6 Жыл бұрын

@@razor6552 "Welfare Bond"

@razor6552 Жыл бұрын

@@J5L5M6 Government cheese Bond

@jocularpaddy Жыл бұрын

You think they found the Irish Steven Seagal?

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

If only he made as many movies, my life would be complete!

@philipwhelan14 Жыл бұрын

Crazy thing about Michael Flately is that he was once the world record fastest feet in the world, a master flautist and a golden gloves champion. He has possibly the largest ego on earth.

@crappyfilmfans 11 ай бұрын

"This gonna be my great comeback like thos rocky movie..."

@krashd 11 ай бұрын

He was a master at farting?

@a-man2530 Жыл бұрын

I'm an actual neighbor of Michael Flatley, his mansion is 5 mins from my family home! Its so weird to see such fimilar sights in a "movie". I haven't seen Blackbird yet but it looks like glorious shite.

@EsteemedReptile Жыл бұрын

Tell him I think his hat is silly

@a-man2530 11 ай бұрын

@@EsteemedReptileNo bother! I'll tell him the movie is bollocks too

@hughjass8430 11 ай бұрын

Tell him "Go home Yank!"

@CommanderOfTheSun Жыл бұрын

Chandler Bing should've been the main antagonist.

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

That could only have improved the movie 🍿

@seanryan3020 Жыл бұрын

The actor Matthew Perry or the character Chandler Bing?

@williammiller3277 Жыл бұрын

@@seanryan3020 both. Two additional characters for the movie. But chandler needs to be TERRIFIED of Flatley.

@seanryan3020 Жыл бұрын

@@williammiller3277 Bonus!

@jaylong4705 Жыл бұрын

I don't get it

@nialloconnor1490 Жыл бұрын

I was a little thrown back that he wore his hat at an angle at his own wife's funeral. Like he was worried if he looked trendy enough

@Novastar.SaberCombat 11 ай бұрын

Image is everything to the token narcissist, so... yup! He was most likely quite concerned with his appearance.

@mummyjohn 11 ай бұрын

it's simply how hats are worn, get over it

@doncarlodivargas5497 Жыл бұрын

Now i know what i will do when i become a billionaire, make a movie with myself in the main role surrounded by beautiful women

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

hells yeah

@mnomic8371 Жыл бұрын

The woman holding in her laugh looks like the best thing about this film 😂

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

I loved her, she was having such a good time

@Laceykat66 10 ай бұрын

Hey, at least I want to WATCH this film. How long have you waited to say that lately? At least it could be fun.

@necrosadotor Жыл бұрын

this kind of cinema rules, it's way better than the usual hollywood

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

Dam right

@tonygallagher6989 Жыл бұрын

A narcissistic piece of work which falls embarrassingly short? I know you're talking about the film, but that also perfectly describes Michael Flatley.

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

I tip my hat to you sir 🎩

@kruk_7279 Жыл бұрын

Is it worse than Barbarella?!

@Sangor Жыл бұрын

@@crappyfilmfans I hope that after you tipped it you wore it at a jaunty angle.

@audie-cashstack-uk4881 11 ай бұрын

He actually performed a miracle here he made us all tap dance whilst pointing at him

@johnmc3862 3 күн бұрын

Hardly, a multi millionaire from dancing? I’d take it.

@razor6552 Жыл бұрын

He was totally unconvincing as a man standing by a window.

@ZeusMcCormick Жыл бұрын

The only thing missing is our hero telling the villain to go puck himself.

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

Tap dance on aisle 5

@TheFiddle101 Жыл бұрын

"We feared you were dead" 'Well, part of me at least" - considering his shyness with those gorgeous women, is it rude to wonder where that dead part may be?

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

It’s the masculine part of him ✅

@DJSockmonkeyMusic Жыл бұрын

PENIS! ITS HIS PENIS!

@oyeaoyea8555 Жыл бұрын

this review is hilarious but i still give credit to michael flatley for following his passion and putting himself out there to be judged - many let the fear of being mocked prevent them from even trying.

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

I give credit for him entertaining us

@JR-gc5ef Жыл бұрын

I've watched many reviews of crappy movies from Seagal to Neil Breen that have made me laugh. But this is the first one that horrifies, disgusts and nauseates me. Very Well done.

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

I need to dive in to some Seagal reviews! Love that old fool

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

@@CitizenAbel-77 where do I start?? Which is the worst of Seagal?

@Metal0sopher Жыл бұрын

@@crappyfilmfans All of them. Flip a coin.

@wet-read Жыл бұрын

@@CitizenAbel-77 TLJ and Gary Busey made it great!

@hafirenggayuda Жыл бұрын

@@CitizenAbel-77and that mostly because Seagal not have control on that movie, and the director (Andrew Davis) is quite good

@edgiraffr1352 Жыл бұрын

Who would have thought the star of the show called “lord of the dance” would be a narcissist?!

@crappyfilmfans 11 ай бұрын

Yeah so unusual

@seanryan3020 Жыл бұрын

"Best portrayal of a secret agent by a constipated Riverdancer." That ain't no low-hanging fruit, boy!

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

My bois a pro

@disf5178 Жыл бұрын

Something tells me his 2 "best ____" awards are from an agency he owns.

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

Haha deffo, no way real humans chose him for best acting 🎭

@alexandermikhailov2481 Жыл бұрын

I think Michael Scott has to sue this guy for stealing his Threat Level Midnight. 😂

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

Lawsuit in progress :)

@kaczan3 Жыл бұрын

He still manages to be not as powerful as Rey or any other Mary Sue.

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

He ain’t got shizzle on the Mary Sues

@Nothing_Israel Жыл бұрын

Weird how I see people claim “Rey is a Mary Sue,” arguing that she is gifted at everything, flawless, intelligent, seemed to learn to be an amazing fighter and great pilot while off screen - yet those kinds of descriptions apply to countless heroic characters that are iconic and never referred to as Mary Sues. Solid Snake, Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne, every main Star Trek character, Wolverine, Blade, etc., etc. You don’t like Rey, and that’s fine - but don’t pretend it is because unlike Luke she didn’t get a 3 minute training montage, because you’ve likely found yourself rooting for onscreen badasses who are gifted at everything who you also never watched earn those skills (anyone remember that scene from James Bond where he first learns how to sword fight, fire a gun and ball dance? No?). It does almost seem like I only ever see complaints about a character being too perfect when the protagonist is a woman. Like if you took the script for Lara Croft in Tomb Raider then erased her name and replaced it with James Bond, suddenly no one would mind that the character can single-handedly take on a small army and is able to speak multiple languages. I remember people complaining about She Hulk being super strong without “earning” her power and thinking “so like … like literally most every superhero? Did Spider Man get gifted super strength and reflexes by way of a workout montage or did he get bit by a radioactive spider?

@leemckenna8214 Жыл бұрын

@@Nothing_IsraelYES!!! THANK YOU!!! So why Isnt Indiana Jones or any action star of the 80s a Mary Sue, or ANY FUGGIN RUBE WHO SAVES HIS FAMILY OR ENTIRE CITY IN AN ACTION FLICK. NERDS just hate seeing "powerful women" I never take any one who uses that term seriously.

@itsfaiz2967 Жыл бұрын

@@Nothing_Israelfor me personally it's less of the "Mary Sue" issue and more we never got to really see her struggles. The OG trilogy had Luke losing his hand and his friends etc. Hell even James Bond is captured and tortured in nearly every one of his adventures, same with Indiana Jones. I just wanna see the hero's struggle. Clark Kent losing his family is also a struggle. Rey not knowing her family isn't a struggle because we were never told or bonded to them. Just my 2 cents

@TheFabledDavid Жыл бұрын

@itsfaiz2967 precisely, although not facing any real struggles is also a Mary sue trait.

@montecristo1845 Жыл бұрын

This movie’s very existence is a reminder of how unfair life is for the truly talented and creative.

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

Or how hilarious rich ppl can be to assume their good at all things

@supremelordoftheuniverse5449 11 ай бұрын

🎶 Cry me a river 🎶

@jaylong4705 Жыл бұрын

Can i just say that Eric Roberts is the man?

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

Love that dude

@Christian-wr4ge Жыл бұрын

I have to admit that it's pretty well shot though. It might be drawing from other movies when it comes to mood and composition, but it's well executed (and which movie doesn't draw from other sources).

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s well shot, which makes the terrible dialogue, acting and plot even more jarring and funny

@DeclanRyanRising Жыл бұрын

This kinda review is given to 95% of first time filmmakers. But it feels so much better when it's about a dorky dance champion rather than your crew member friend who spent a decade on film sets and still blows his 1st attempt.

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

Yes but when it’s multimillionaire it’s extra special

@Fetch049 Жыл бұрын

So bold, so brave, such a great treatment of the subject. Brava!

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

Thank you 🙏🏼

@OceanBloke Жыл бұрын

Bravo* he is a man and so are u lol

@robbieburns3564 Жыл бұрын

I've never heard of this. LMAO. Neil Breen would be jealous. The one funny thing you didn't mention is the "USB thing" is a metal washer in a SD memory card case. So instead of making this information in a format that can actually be read - no, it's a metal washer they put inside a SD memory card case. Brilliant!

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

Haha they were all outta USBs and the camera guy was like here take this...

@MikeFoxLive Жыл бұрын

This commentary is simply brilliant! Got up this morning like mehh then watched this and now am so happy!! Thank you for my great day ahead lmao xx

@hoboguru Жыл бұрын

‘Fat bloated old man’ He’s absolutely shredded to be fair

@michpemberton2487 Жыл бұрын

I'm allergic to cringe, i'm going to have to watch this in increments.

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

I've left the best for last :)

@dirtyguava8209 Жыл бұрын

Cinematography and camera tracking is legit though

@jonstiffer4994 Жыл бұрын

I read Flatley's autobiography and I'm not that suprised that he made this movie.The book made it quite clear that he thinks very highly of himself. Lord of the Dance was fantatic though and I can't really fault him for making a movie since he can afford it. I probably would too. :)

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

The ego has money

@IUsedToBeAnAdventurerLikeYou Жыл бұрын

Grew up with Lord of the Dance and Riverdance, so when I first heard about this movie I had to laugh a bit. Anyone familiar with Michael Flatley knows the man has a continent sized ego and a film like this can only be a self-insert, Mary Sue fantasy.

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

Absolutely, Mary Sue fantasy sums it up perfectly

@wiskadjak Жыл бұрын

My wife and I watched this movie last night. As you said this "movie" is a pastiche of scenes cloned from real movies. Fight choreography and, to some degree, the jaunty hat angle is from The Quiet Man (1952). The line "You can tell a lot about a man by the way he plays cards." is lifted from Goldfinger where James Bond says "You can tell a lot about a man by the way he plays golf." Also, referring to something as "The Formula" is a movie trope that was already cliche when I was a kid in the 1960's.

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

Sooo much ripped off and the dialogue was so trash

@kslique Жыл бұрын

At 21:17 you can see the angle of the hat matches the angle of the treeline behind him. That's attention to detail. That's cinema!!!

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

I hear it also matched the angle of his left testicle...

@avidodd26 11 ай бұрын

>nonsensical captions that i can't turn off i'm so excited to watch your content!

@mrgadget1485 Жыл бұрын

The plot and acting may be ridiculous, but I gotta say it's beautifully shot.

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

Cinematographer for sure the imposter in this group

@carzybacon47 Жыл бұрын

The last Jedi

@carzybacon47 Жыл бұрын

@@apatheticnoncombatant7750 me last night

@helvete_ingres4717 Жыл бұрын

it looks very much lke an actual film

@wimvanderstraeten6521 Жыл бұрын

Who does Flatley think he is? Steven Seagal?

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

I hope he goes on a movie making spree like Seagal

@kildogery Жыл бұрын

That hat change was spectacular.

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

Most majestic thing I’ve seen

@kildogery Жыл бұрын

@@crappyfilmfans surely a flat cap, makes more sense when driving? It's so odd.

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

I think the one fatal flaw you’ve made there is using logic and reason

@kildogery Жыл бұрын

@@crappyfilmfans he should have switched it backwards and put on some sweet goggles. He obviously did the wardrobe himself too. The fool.

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

@@kildogery now that's a movie I'd watch!

@Moviesan69 Жыл бұрын

Thank you for making this, I remember seeing an ad for this movie years ago and had completely forgotten about it while somehow always being curious about it 😂

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

Most welcome

@patrickdoyle2510 11 ай бұрын

I salute your fortitude, and as I was watching your review, I was thinking how amazing it would be if this fella and Tommy Wiseau started a film school, to share their pearls with the next generation. Also, I just checked and Flatley's apparently making another film, so this gift intends to keep on a givin'!

@retroray58warby98 Жыл бұрын

You put a hundred monkeys in a room with a hundred typewriters and eventually they will create Blackbird….or they might just throw shit at each other, which is almost the same result.

@crappyfilmfans 11 ай бұрын

Only when those two occur at the same time, and there is enough shit that smears on the script that blackbird can be created...

@sexywheels07 11 ай бұрын

20:20 does anyone else find it absolutely sickening when "high budget movies" can't even afford blanks in their stage guns because Michael Scott on the office is using actual blanks in real guns and that's a television show 🤯

@crappyfilmfans 11 ай бұрын

Yes agreed!

@kjay2340 11 ай бұрын

I needed something funny to watch tonight lol. Thanks for the video. 😂😊

@gener2842 Жыл бұрын

This is the best review I have ever witnessed in the history of cinema!!! 😂

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

This is the best comment in the history of comments! (Deffo not paid by me)

@gener2842 Жыл бұрын

@@crappyfilmfans I can attest to the fact that I have no financial relationship with the reviewer

@nobodyfromnowwhere7510 Жыл бұрын

I don't think any spy movie can be worse than Double Down. You just can't compete with Neil Breen when it comes to sheer, insane, complete incoherence.

@crappyfilmfans 11 ай бұрын

Damm i need to watch this!

@sarahb6570 6 ай бұрын

Your vids are the best dude. Ur roasting is legendary. Hope you get the recognition your content deserves! There’s a trend for hating on movies at the moment, if u do a few recent blockbuster fails, i’m sure you’ll get a good amount of new viewers. Although i do prefer these types of hidden gems or the goofy classics.. but yh u deserve way more subs. Xx

@cyrusmorris9599 Жыл бұрын

Michael Flatley was a boxer before he was the Lord of the dance, so obviously he can lay this guy out in two punches. I want to know when this is getting a sequel.

@crappyfilmfans 11 ай бұрын

I cannot imagine him boxing, geezzz

@SlimRhyno Жыл бұрын

This made me fall in love with "Threat Level Midnight" all over again. 🥰 ... Wait, that was the whole point of the video, right?! 🤔

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

It’s awesome

@tahustvedt Жыл бұрын

I want a cop duo movie with this guy and Steven Seagal.

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

This event would be the singular cause of world peace

@nigelcarren Жыл бұрын

"Frankly my dear... I don't Riverdance!" Sir Alan Gordon Partridge 👍🇬🇧

@kevinfitzsimons41 6 ай бұрын

Thank you for one of the greatest laughs I’ve ever had!!! Pure hilarity 😅😅

@gandalainsley6467 Жыл бұрын

China has a thing with doing these types of movies. There have been multiple Chinese movies where a millionaire hires a known martial arts actor and then has a fight scene with them and then beats them easily. One to came to my mind was a guy who hired Tony Jaa so in the fight scene with his tai chi he could easily beat him. It was odd. I forgot its name but supposedly its a common thing that millionaires in China do.

@jumhed994 Жыл бұрын

Jack Ma who once owned AliBaba, China's Amazon made a movie where he beats up famous Kung Fu people

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

Geeez that’s madness

@callumlowe7039 Жыл бұрын

Great video and well done for making this, my only question would be whether you can make subtitles optional going forward? Not sure how much extra work it is for you

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

Actually it takes me atleast 2-3 hours to add the subs. It seemed to help the engagement of vids, do you think most people would rather have them off? May try going back to no subs

@callumlowe7039 Жыл бұрын

@@crappyfilmfans I'm not sure to be honest, it may just be me and it might not be worth catering to the small minority. Just depends whether the YT generated ones are accurate enough for it to make sense. Just my personal opinion but it may not necessarily be the right one. Well put together video either way.

@assumptav Жыл бұрын

I had the exact same feedback. I'm not sure if someone else does your captions, but there are lots of mistakes in them. I also prefer the subtitles off, especially since your voice is clear and engaging.

@nicknewman7848 Жыл бұрын

In the sequel he has to disguise himself and go undercover to infiltrate a group of modern day pirates who kidnapped his wife/daughter.. it's called 'Blackbeard'

@crappyfilmfans 11 ай бұрын

It’s Captain Blackbeard to you soldier

@terrencezellers9105 Жыл бұрын

At the climax "shall we dance" you need to point out that there's a well known trope (The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly) "If you're going to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."

@crappyfilmfans 11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@robertodell9193 Жыл бұрын

I have to admit that "Clean up on aisle 5" is actually a pretty good quip.

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

I could deffo see it used in a 90s Arnold flick

@watchyawant Жыл бұрын

The dialogue reminded me of the fake soap that was playing on the TV sets in Max Payne.

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

haha so true! Lords and Ladies distracted me too much while playing Payne

@sajmanzur Жыл бұрын

Thankyou so much for this review. 🤣 Loved it. Might even watch the whole thing

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

Glad you enjoyed it!

@thedrewdog 11 ай бұрын

I need a movie with Eric Roberts and Nicolas Cage as drug addicted cops, I don't care if it's a sequel to Bad Lieutenant, I NEED IT.

@crappyfilmfans 11 ай бұрын

I need it too! Universe make it happen

@paddyboy1140 Жыл бұрын

I got a standing ovation going in the cinema. Best comedy in years!

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

Hells yeah

@liamburge463 Жыл бұрын

David Beattie (Nick in this movie) is actually a really good guy and it's a shame he's gets some crap movies. I met him a few years ago and had a chat with him about his time on GoT, truly a stand up guy and he does a good amount of work even before filming and he's actually a good actor.

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

Nick and the telephone box guy were the best actors from the film. I do feel sorry for them

@colmwhateveryoulike3240 Жыл бұрын

Who was he in GoT?

@daybidbanderbecht5299 11 ай бұрын

@@colmwhateveryoulike3240 He played Sir Meryn Trant. The actor's name is actually Ian Beattie(not David) I'm a bit hazy on GoTs plot details nowadays but he was Joffrey's King's Guard (I think) and one of the people on Arya's list of people to kill. She ends up taking him out in one of the later crappy seasons or smth once she levels up her assassin skills. He played a good scumbag if I recall but I barely remember that show since it started sucking the last few seasons.

@colmwhateveryoulike3240 11 ай бұрын

@@daybidbanderbecht5299 Thanks! I have zero recollection of that character even after looking up pictures.

@kc-lp6wg 11 ай бұрын

I was waiting for the over dubbed fart noise on the beach and you did NOT disappoint! Lord of the Dump!

@crappyfilmfans 11 ай бұрын

I hath delivered

@PurePele1 Жыл бұрын

This looks horrendous. Like so bad it’s unwatchable so thanks for putting the hours in. Very funny vid. Subbed! The hat change was incredible. Why do you think that even made it into the film?

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

Some people are just born to change hats!

@Doofwarrior88 Жыл бұрын

The people that actually shot the movie actually did a better job that the Obi-Wan Kenobi series on Disney+

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

It’s beautifully shot

@Novastar.SaberCombat 11 ай бұрын

Even "The Room" had competent lighting, sets, shots, costuming, etc. And you can hardly blame the sound editor on the HYPER-rushed flower purchase scene. lol Narcissistic directors, terrible "writing" and obviously untrained, unmotivated "actors" can definitely destroy all of that, though. Imagine if Flatley had simply PRODUCED a film and hired a ton of professionals? The wealth and locations could have been put to excellent use. Oh well.

@GoldenfoxxPrime Жыл бұрын

Does... does Eric Roberts actually _seek out_ bad films now? What the hell happened to Eric Roberts? 😂

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

He’s the crap film gieger country

@patrickfreeman8257 Жыл бұрын

Who wears a leather jacket in the middle of a tropical jungle? You mean, besides Indiana Jones?

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

Yeah but tbh only Indy can pull it off

@appalling22 4 ай бұрын

"I'm about to sin again" genuinely delivered like he's about to shit himself. Again.

@crappyfilmfans 4 ай бұрын

haha true that poor guy

@alanfike Жыл бұрын

The critical difference between Blackbird and Threat Level Midnight is that Threat Level Midnight was intentionally bad.

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

And they intentionally tried to pack as many cliches in TLM While blackbird thought they were paying hommage

@xxxaragon Жыл бұрын

of course, imo, that's likely to make "Blackbird" the more fun film. similar to how classic horror garbage is more fun that the majority of those modern movies that are way too self-aware. (like, someone genuinely trying can be embarrassing, charming. but others basically failing by design - all while winking at you, as if to say "we did that on purpose!" ... where's the fun in watching that?)

@Thoxxxik Жыл бұрын

@03:30 The rain litterally stops 3ft from him walking. I gotta see this! It's like an accident you can't look away ....

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

Haha perfectly sums this 20 car pile up

@spookrockcity Жыл бұрын

You had me at Eric Roberts

@crappyfilmfans 11 ай бұрын

Most 1 star reviews say the same

@Hackspear214 Жыл бұрын

6:00 It should be ‘Does Barry Manilow know you RAID his wardrobe’, not RATE his wardrobe…

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

That’s AI subtitles trying to stay PC

@audie-cashstack-uk4881 11 ай бұрын

THE BIGGEST IRONY HERE IS this kind of thing is what you do a little tap dance to as you take the piss out of it

@crappyfilmfans 11 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@Tore_Lund Жыл бұрын

"The Monaco streaming Award"? Sounds like a title you can buy!

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

Lol it’s impossible to get any other info on these awards. Deffo sounds like a buy an award show set up

@LamiNalchor Жыл бұрын

an immediate classic

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

its one for the record books! great laugh of a movie

@anthonyyoutubefan7567 Жыл бұрын

Now, I'm interested to see this thing. I'll bet it's a better cinematic experience than The Last Jedi and The Rise Of Palpatine. Thank you, Sir.

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

Indeed, add it to those masterpieces!

@zamar2158 Жыл бұрын

Yes, I could laugh at this. The star wars murder was too much to handle.

@theyearwas1473 Жыл бұрын

Can I hear Lord of the dance all I could think of is the South Park episode "I'm slappin you slappin you slappin you"

@PompeySomerstown Жыл бұрын

Michael Flatley plays....... Victor Blackley! Genius 😆😆😆

@FuzzImp Жыл бұрын

I read his book a when I was younger. He was a BIG deal for a while. Think like an 80s rockstar but much how they have fallen since, this all checks out

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

Explains the ego.

@FuzzImp Жыл бұрын

@@crappyfilmfans fun tidbit. He left his first wife for a much younger dancer from the troupe.

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

That explains the young girl fantasies in the movie then, 🫠

@DeadShred9 Жыл бұрын

Eric Roberts with all due respect can really Act we have seen it remb. "The Dark Night" a small Role but he kept up with all the other Top end actors . He's done this a lot over the decades . But he never turns down a Role that has a Paycheck and is sketchy as a movie .Yet he does good with so much trash Kudo's Eric you can act no matter the Budget !!!

@hughjass8430 11 ай бұрын

Proof that lack of intelligence, self awareness or wit are no impediment to the accumulation of cash

@crappyfilmfans 11 ай бұрын

Sign me up!

@steele41 Жыл бұрын

I enjoyed this video so much that I just tried to watch "Birdbrain", er... I mean "Blackbird" tonight and gave up at the 35 minute mark. I couldn't enjoy it, even ironically

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

Yeah there were some large patches of Boring sheeet left out

@TheGoodContent37 Жыл бұрын

Can you imagine if millionaires like him gave that amount of money to true talented artists that are poor? All the marvellous art pieces they could help create.

@manukau5271 Жыл бұрын

But it wouldn’t be baller

@DJSockmonkeyMusic Жыл бұрын

This is why we need a UBI! And more robots!

@swissphillyd Жыл бұрын

Did I see Meryn fucking Trant there? 😂😂

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

Haha yeah hard time after GoT

@kaorumugen991 Жыл бұрын

Oh, man... Not sure whether it's the movie itself, your deadpan commentary, or the homebrew sake I'm drinking, but I'm crying from laughter here xD Thank you, didn't have such a good time for a long while.

@crappyfilmfans Жыл бұрын

My boi, it’s that home-brew Sake giving you alcohol poisoning! Glad to hear it and literally the reason I make these videos! Welcome to crappy film fans