CRAZY CONSPIRACY THEORY

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Claus Kellerman

Claus Kellerman

Ай бұрын

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@davidmarkham9027
@davidmarkham9027 Ай бұрын
I firmly believe that a bunch of pixels in the shape of a tank can be worth more than $50
@ivanmarkovic8885
@ivanmarkovic8885 Ай бұрын
I firmly believe that government can spend that $50 on pixels too... Dead or stuck probably :)
@davidlabedz2046
@davidlabedz2046 Ай бұрын
Yes, indeed. Let us all play with our favorite pixels today!
@flux-be7tr
@flux-be7tr Ай бұрын
This is the one and only conspiracy visible here. Claus is an agent of WG. His videos make us believe that we are free to think for ourselves. This is a ploy to get us to watch content about the game and go back and play it, thinking we've got it all figured out. Well played Comrade Agent Kellermanski.
@user-fz2qw5li6g
@user-fz2qw5li6g Ай бұрын
You figured out controled opposition, i think we have one that can see ...
@offpherj7884
@offpherj7884 Ай бұрын
Kellermanski Hilarious...
@thaipixie
@thaipixie Ай бұрын
You could be onto something here with his fake outrage regarding Russian tanks and the cloak of invisibility....
@morstyrannis1951
@morstyrannis1951 Ай бұрын
Clearly the aliens from Claus’ planet have figured out how to turn our screens’ blue light into a blue pill.
@morstyrannis1951
@morstyrannis1951 Ай бұрын
The most toxic conspiracy theories are from far right politics in the USA. People believe conspiracies that have been demonstrated to be false and don’t believe facts that have been proven to be true. Sadly millions are living in MAGA echo chambers being fed a constant diet of blue pills that reinforce existing biases culminating in toxic rage. I expect that toxic rage will be on display in the comments.
@vincentvanderkemp2041
@vincentvanderkemp2041 Ай бұрын
I don't believe that Premium ammo avoider is not Claus 😮
@hrram3414
@hrram3414 Ай бұрын
100% that him. Thats Claus's standard gameplay. Just ask Chems:)
@Satanic_Disciple
@Satanic_Disciple Ай бұрын
Premium Ammo Avoider is NOT Claus. PAV is ACTUALLY the muffin man we used to see in Claus' past videos.
@ClausKellerman
@ClausKellerman Ай бұрын
lol. now that is a conspiracy theory!
@wild1971child
@wild1971child Ай бұрын
First time i seen PAV hit the scene i had my suspicions. especially when PAV would tra-la-la-la in the opened field you know that guy was having fun! i would wonder from time -to-time if he ever got suspended because there was quite a gap between videos. i mean it looked like he was enjoying the game and we all know that in WoT you have to take the game seriously otherwise you get reported lol
@vincentwiddershoven2122
@vincentwiddershoven2122 Ай бұрын
My believes are that PAA is extualy QB, inviltrating his way into Claus his channel...
@jacintopalomino7871
@jacintopalomino7871 Ай бұрын
“That’s my family “. Explains a lot 😂
@densonsmith2
@densonsmith2 Ай бұрын
I'm 64, my parents and their brothers and sisters lived through the depression, won WWII and built the power grid and Interstate highway system. I'm not 1/2 the person they were but I am 4x the average person today.
@bugycowboy7172
@bugycowboy7172 Ай бұрын
I am a Turk and when i tell my fellow Turks about 15 nukes USA deployed in Turkey during Cuban Missile Crisis , they don't believe me and they think i am living inside my own mind we literally survived a possible nuclear war and no one in Turkey knows about it , not even my mom and dad till i told em let that sink in
@simonkevnorris
@simonkevnorris Ай бұрын
I believe they were removed sometime after the Cuban missile crisis as part of the deal between the USA and The Soviet Union.
@WOTArtyNoobs
@WOTArtyNoobs Ай бұрын
Actually I do know about that. There was an article which said that Khrushchev used to look West out of his Dacha on the South coast of Crimea, knowing that there were 45 US PGM-19 Jupiter Missiles with nuclear warheads deployed in Turkey. As a consequence of this deployment, Khrushchev decided to counter the US missiles by basing some of his short-range missiles in Cuba and so was born the Cuban Missile Crisis. A KGB officer working for British Intelligence informed the British that Khrushchev was seeking to have the Jupiter missiles removed and if the United States agreed to this he would reciprocate by removing the Cuban missiles. This was agreed by the back-channels with a Soviet ambassador that knew RFK and JFK. So whilst the American Generals wanted to nuke Cuba, JFK did a deal that enabled them to remove the missiles and a year later the Jupiter Missiles left Turkey. The Cuban Missile Crisis ended, but the American Generals were furious that they did not get their war and vowed revenge on JFK. When LBJ heard that he was going to be removed as VP in the next election, he arranged the assassination. They failed twice because at the first attempt, the assassin's rifles were found at a boarding house before the attempt. The second time, Kenedy canceled the trip at the last minute and the third attempt was in Dallas and succeeded. One of the American Generals that was furious at Kennedy, Curtis LeMay was in the room when JFK was autopsied, smoking a cigar!
@ZZZzzzap12
@ZZZzzzap12 Ай бұрын
Okay, here's the "Claus Bingo" card: If he says it, you can scratch one off. 10 scratches gives you a Bingo! And you treat yourself to a cookie ;) "No fun for you" "He's just a regular Schmoe" "SPG Players are people too" "Daddy, my teammate exploded." "Spamming APCR like a mo-fo" "Have a cookie" "Like a muppet" "Reference?" "He's stunned again" "Self Parked Gun" "There is pixel, Yuri" "Camping in a Bush" "Shout-out to you Guys" "Gegenfaster ausgescheissen" "Wargaming says; No" "Snap" "Papadanya" Good Luck. And if I forgot something, let me know...
@Skullwalker
@Skullwalker Ай бұрын
Russian cloak of dispersion..😂🎉
@ZZZzzzap12
@ZZZzzzap12 Ай бұрын
@@Skullwalker Yup, thanks. I will add that one. Although I think I should have picked a different upload for "Claus Bingo". He wasn't that interested in the gameplay today. Maybe it's a conspiracy... 🤔
@DCG-dg5sd
@DCG-dg5sd Ай бұрын
the Russian bias 😁
@markwoodhouse7043
@markwoodhouse7043 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@666Wizardsleeve
@666Wizardsleeve Ай бұрын
Hope you’re having an absolutely amazing day
@rustynail6363
@rustynail6363 Ай бұрын
Back in the day, we used common sense and slide rules, now we listen to teenagers and are told they know it "all"! The World has been "DUMBED DOWN"!!!!!!!!!!
@nicomeier8098
@nicomeier8098 Ай бұрын
How dare you!!! 🤣🤣
@pauldodge1071
@pauldodge1071 Ай бұрын
Well your going to get cancelled by people you don't care about.
@ThePhoenix198
@ThePhoenix198 Ай бұрын
@@pauldodge1071 * you're 😉
@thearmouroflight6954
@thearmouroflight6954 Ай бұрын
As a 21 year old, I wish I'd lived in those days. People from those times have so much more common sense and general knowledge (of course that's not an exceptionless rule, but still)
@buning_sensations5437
@buning_sensations5437 Ай бұрын
I'm just glad Buzz Aldren decked the guy who said he was lying.
@WOTArtyNoobs
@WOTArtyNoobs Ай бұрын
He actually did not deck him for saying he lied. He decked him for calling him a coward - and rightly so. He was a Korean War Fighter Pilot with two kills.
@DJYC21215
@DJYC21215 Ай бұрын
People who didn't even pass their 4th grade science class attempting to debate Astronomy. Comedy gold.
@ThePhoenix198
@ThePhoenix198 Ай бұрын
Bit of a circular argument there: they would argue that they didn't pass their 4th grade science class because they didn't believe it, and they knew the correct answers "but the teacher is part of the conspiracy ... ", blah, blah, blah ... I used to argue with them, but they just drag you down to their level of paranoia and idiocy and defeat you in detail. So now I just ignore them, or if the mood takes me, I take the piss out of them.
@grantmoffat6833
@grantmoffat6833 Ай бұрын
The stupidity of people never ceases to amaze me. They could do it back then because most scientific people could use a "Slide Rule" (read "manual computer") - and they didn't calculate the Gravity Constant in the wrong units.
@byrnemeister2008
@byrnemeister2008 Ай бұрын
Plus 10% of US GDP devoted to the objective. That might have had something to do with it.
@AllSortsOfStuff58
@AllSortsOfStuff58 Ай бұрын
I sometimes wonder if some of the people I meet can count to 20 without taking their socks off...
@garand43
@garand43 Ай бұрын
@@AllSortsOfStuff58 You are making a large assumption that, after uttering the term 'Hey, hold my beer!', they still have all their digits.
@AllSortsOfStuff58
@AllSortsOfStuff58 Ай бұрын
@@garand43 Or their brain cells...
@hellbilly56
@hellbilly56 Ай бұрын
When engineering is done by committee and the final say is given to a corporate politician, this is what you get. It's not that the good people are less capably than they were, more that the idiots have a bigger impact.
@raymondblanton9749
@raymondblanton9749 Ай бұрын
I need some new conspiracy theories. All my old ones have turned out to be true. Take care all.
@turkeybaster6247
@turkeybaster6247 Ай бұрын
Well of course there was a mouse in the picture, the moon is made of green cheese! Everybody knows that! 😂
@220ox7
@220ox7 Ай бұрын
Sadly as someone in my 40's common sense, pride in ones work "despite management" , common courtesy and being humble. I see so many new hires leave because they seem to think they owed a check instead of working to earn a check.
@jerkythebeef8653
@jerkythebeef8653 Ай бұрын
Thank you Claus for your content. You have to be my favorite YT CC
@singncarpenter6270
@singncarpenter6270 Ай бұрын
I don't believe that inflation is really at 3 point something percent when my groceries and everything else is up by over 25 percent from two years ago.
@seamusbyrne7820
@seamusbyrne7820 Ай бұрын
3% per what timescale? 3% per quarter, compounded over 2 years, would be 26-odd percent. 3% per month compounded would be more than 42% per year.
@rolandoreyes5291
@rolandoreyes5291 Ай бұрын
Thats why theres no flat earthers employee at nasa. They wanted to but theyre not qualified😂
@zaluq
@zaluq Ай бұрын
Flat earthers all around the globe unite :)
@ClausKellerman
@ClausKellerman Ай бұрын
lol
@zorancvetkovic7204
@zorancvetkovic7204 Ай бұрын
In the meantime, after vaccination the number of sudden deaths and serious illnesses has multiplied, but it is important to make fun of flatlanders and serve the narrative.
@offpherj7884
@offpherj7884 Ай бұрын
No Officer I'm NOT driving I'm traveling...
@robdgaming
@robdgaming Ай бұрын
What we have is people with strongly held core beliefs. They will believe any allegation that supports these beliefs, and disbelieve any allegation or evidence that denies these beliefs. Conspiracy theories are the intersection of what some people want to believe and what the theory manufacturer wants them to believe. I think it's tragic that some people put unquestioning faith in word-of-mouth rumors.
@none3763
@none3763 Ай бұрын
Epstein ended himself.
@NrthrnKnght
@NrthrnKnght Ай бұрын
no he didnt he is alive in Israel...his mommy is # 3-4 in mosaud..do you really think she would let him die ..short answer NO!!
@foofighter01-carx35
@foofighter01-carx35 Ай бұрын
The government is of the people, by the people, for the people.
@RefinedRags
@RefinedRags Ай бұрын
Uh, step outside 😅
@ZZZardoz762
@ZZZardoz762 Ай бұрын
lol, sure it is.
@kalashnikov1343
@kalashnikov1343 Ай бұрын
That's a good joke 😂
@zaluq
@zaluq Ай бұрын
thats what it was supposed to be.
@picklenhamsolo1078
@picklenhamsolo1078 Ай бұрын
Like a glass coffin. Remains to be seen.
@treadheadpete4770
@treadheadpete4770 Ай бұрын
Conspiracy theory? Popcorn time!
@ivanmarkovic8885
@ivanmarkovic8885 Ай бұрын
Mine WG conspiracy... When I activate reserves I get crappy MM, so I can stick it...
@tibor1234
@tibor1234 Ай бұрын
lol same goes for me, when i activate a credit booster my games become total trash.
@Micks63
@Micks63 Ай бұрын
Same to me but that is probably just a conspiracy theory
@dottorekaoz8679
@dottorekaoz8679 Ай бұрын
That's why I do not bother anymore using them. WG takes the win anyway.
@crevette_farouche
@crevette_farouche Ай бұрын
@@Micks63 It is. Play 300 battles with booster(s) and write your average win rate, MM (average tier) and WN8. Do the same without booster(s). Then, after realizing your are an idiot believing WG manipulates ->YOUR
@elLooto
@elLooto Ай бұрын
Everyone talks about how they got to the moon. About how precise and difficult the landing was. About how little fuel was left in the thrusters at landing. About how difficult it is to dock with the ISS. About how much reaction mass is required to get off the earth, and how exacting the math is to achieve this. About how much engineering went into building the launch pad and protecting the squishy meat bits from the acceleration forces and all that fun stuff. Let me ask one question. How did they get off it again?
@uwillnevahno6837
@uwillnevahno6837 Ай бұрын
You're kidding right? kzfaq.info/get/bejne/b66BmcSmrLDFhKc.html
@peterwarwyk7860
@peterwarwyk7860 Ай бұрын
Much lower gravity and less dense, smaller atmosphere, requires much less fuel.
@elLooto
@elLooto Ай бұрын
@@peterwarwyk7860 How much "less" fuel? What was the fuels actual mass? Not just 'less.' Of course is was less. I would expect it to be something on the order of 1/36th as much, at a guess. How tight was the launch window to dock with the orbiter? A few seconds? An hour? How long did that part of the trip take? 15 minutes? 2 days? How accurate did the docking procedure have to be? Get within 1mm? 1m? 1 km? Remember for this part they arent hitting an object that is many miles across (ie the mun), is only a handful of meters. The Lander did not return to earth. What was the method they used to transfer humans and cargo back into the orbiter? Reach out and grab it? How long did the transfer take? There is a bit of film showing (only) the takeoff from one of the later missions (its in color), and that looks like a single explosion, not a controlled burn. What was the Gforce of that initial acceleration? As I said Ive never seen anyone actually discuss this section of the trip, except in the most broad strokes (like you did). Im not asking because I think they didnt go. Im asking because I dont know, and I think its a rather fascinating aspect (and is also a single point of failure for the whole mission), given how much I do know about things related to it like the rundown we got about how precise docking with the ISS is, and how difficult doing things in orbit, outside the craft, actually is when the guy almost fell off that time.
@uwillnevahno6837
@uwillnevahno6837 Ай бұрын
@@peterwarwyk7860 The Moon effectively has no atmosphere.
@uwillnevahno6837
@uwillnevahno6837 Ай бұрын
@@elLooto Maybe you should enroll in a university program that will be in line w/effectively becoming a rocket engineer? you're literally trying to get an entire space program's worth of answers from a youtube channel devoted to pixel tanks.
@hasseedlund8464
@hasseedlund8464 Ай бұрын
Everytime i have a bad day i watch One of your clips and suddenly i have an amazing day
@marcg6575
@marcg6575 Ай бұрын
Every time Claus said "straight up" i had Paula Abdul in my ear "now tell me do you really wanna love me forever"
@douglasbrock1134
@douglasbrock1134 Ай бұрын
Prof Claus speak much wisdom without coffee. People today have little peepee, go burp, back in the day, people have big peepee make big boomboom, goes to the moon, HAHA
@diatonicdelirium1743
@diatonicdelirium1743 Ай бұрын
Imagine setting junior records at the ripe old age of 26 ;) You must be young at heart.
@bercugiuliano7678
@bercugiuliano7678 Ай бұрын
Conspiracy theory will always exist because the mother of fools is always pregnant.
@t_az3346
@t_az3346 Ай бұрын
I believe that premium ammo avoider is really Bob looking for the next carry the stupid clip😂
@robdgaming
@robdgaming Ай бұрын
The Philadelphia Experiment demonstrates the power of one guy with a typewriter. It's interesting that the ship allegedly involved was transferred to the Greek Navy after WWII and is preserved in their naval museum at Piraeus, in good condition.
@derpatrizier
@derpatrizier Ай бұрын
I love the rabbit hole vids
@johnQadams107
@johnQadams107 29 күн бұрын
“I would go to the moon in a heartbeat, but we lost that technology.” -NASA Astronaut
@charlesvoss9476
@charlesvoss9476 Ай бұрын
My conspiracy:Klaus is actually Red Green sent back in time to help fool Dean.
@JohnBurnet1
@JohnBurnet1 Ай бұрын
Your story reminded me of when I was an apprentice at the time the UK converted to decimal and I worked at a company that made very big industrial bottle washers for the dairy industry. One guy marked off and fitted all the bearing housings at one side of the machine using metric bearings and measurements and another guy did the other side of the machine using imperial, but I don't think it was a conspiracy.
@tallonvexgaming
@tallonvexgaming Ай бұрын
Conspiracies equal entertainment
@wobblyboost
@wobblyboost Ай бұрын
The irony of gullibly believing lies decades old but chalking this decades lies up to scientific ineptness is no end of mirth for me.
@Mugquaf
@Mugquaf Ай бұрын
Of course there are mice on the moon. It's made of cheese. "Their" motivation is to sell more globes.
@kevintamas7164
@kevintamas7164 Ай бұрын
Claus I'm surprised about your skills and talents, you are a very good JFK imitator.
@jamesditsworth3845
@jamesditsworth3845 Ай бұрын
Geez Klause - you have the greatest bunch of viewers anywhere! Definitely a smart bunch of smart asses !
@ruddersarl7450
@ruddersarl7450 Ай бұрын
Their motivation behind making you believe that the earth is spherical, is to make you stop traveling west to discover new territories and to keep these territories for themselves!
@garrybrough72
@garrybrough72 Ай бұрын
according to wikipedia...... 🙂 At its peak, the Apollo program employed 400,000 people and required the support of over 20,000 industrial firms and universities. On July 1, 1960, NASA established the Marshall Space Flight Center (MSFC) in Huntsville, Alabama.
@MichaelJSmith-us9cg
@MichaelJSmith-us9cg Ай бұрын
Watched the space shuttle launch in 85, one of the coolest freaking things I've ever seen.
@davetuttle8861
@davetuttle8861 Ай бұрын
i would point out that musk has launched his starship 3 times and each time it has improved over the last. for musk, this is a success as each step that caused a problem in the last flight was identified and fixed for the next flight. the 3rd flight successfully made it to a low orbit and performed tests of moving fuel from the header tanks to the mains and open/close payload bay doors. each failure of a step improves the next iteration.
@Satanic_Disciple
@Satanic_Disciple Ай бұрын
I could be wrong, but these private space trips.. like the one Shatner took. They aren't even as high as the ISS.
@WOTArtyNoobs
@WOTArtyNoobs Ай бұрын
Blue Origin reaches a maximum altitude of 329,839 feet (100.5 kilometers) during their suborbital flights. This altitude corresponds to the Kármán Line, which is commonly recognized as the boundary of space. At this height, the rockets experience weightlessness, allowing passengers to briefly float. The ISS orbits Earth at an average altitude of 248 miles (400 kilometers). It circles the Earth approximately every 93 minutes, completing 15.5 orbits per day.
@WOTArtyNoobs
@WOTArtyNoobs Ай бұрын
Some of actor James Doohan's (Scotty from Star Trek) ashes are on the ISS and he is the most traveled person in the history of spaceflight, dead or alive!
@Satanic_Disciple
@Satanic_Disciple Ай бұрын
@@WOTArtyNoobs ok so I was right, they don't get as high as ISS. I knew Scotty was on the ISS :D
@SpybotAF1
@SpybotAF1 Ай бұрын
The pyramid we can't build them now, but they exist on our planet.
@aussiechris9111
@aussiechris9111 Ай бұрын
of course we could build them if we desired, they would cost a fortune though
@susanvannorden6845
@susanvannorden6845 Ай бұрын
Tang, the powdered orange drink was invented by NASA, that alone was worth the entire space endeavour. Billions and billions for a powered orange drink.
@MichaelLaFrance1
@MichaelLaFrance1 Ай бұрын
Tang was NOT invented by NASA. The orange breakfast drink was developed in 1957 by General Foods and was available in stores. NASA didn't use it in space until 1962. Didn't cost billions. You just made all that up.
@michalotto5444
@michalotto5444 Ай бұрын
Claus you should here the "flat earth" people's explanation for the sun and moon's movements (rising and setting). It takes more mental gymnastics to make that make sense then to just believe the earth is round.
@Gamu13
@Gamu13 Ай бұрын
As a many years Kerbal game player i confirm every word you say. Stable Orbit is a very difficult thing. Escape velocity is the key to achieve this. i believe we landed on moon. The key question for moon landing is the BUDGET word only.
@paulfountain1364
@paulfountain1364 Ай бұрын
The answer is in the thought. We used to make things to repair. Now we make them to replace. I'd suggest one approach leads to being able to do anything and the other makes life easier for a few.
@paulfountain1364
@paulfountain1364 Ай бұрын
I grew up with eccentric wonders, who could do anything, with next to nothing. There were also those who vigorously insisted on the facts, only to have been found woefully ignorant later. Anyone would question anything we are 'told' these days, it's sensible and a sign of sad times. That's why we are struggling now. The critics won and we all know, they make nothing happen.
@robdavis3220
@robdavis3220 Ай бұрын
4 decades ago we had a commercial airliner that could travel a 2x the speed of sound. Can we do that today? Must have been fake!!
@petervenkman7937
@petervenkman7937 Ай бұрын
I firmly believe Sill4ltu is Claus’s son, Claus works at war gaming and rigs Skill’s match making
@quintonbackhand2519
@quintonbackhand2519 Ай бұрын
a video on the sta-2?
@lcronin71
@lcronin71 Ай бұрын
I can't believe much of anything until I can see it with my own eyes.
@WOTArtyNoobs
@WOTArtyNoobs Ай бұрын
The conspiracy theory that interests me concerns James Vincent Forrestal, the last Cabinet-level United States Secretary of the Navy and the first United States Secretary of Defense. He died after jumping out of an 16th-floor window at Bethesda Naval Hospital in Washington, D.C., on May 22, 1949. Forrestal met President Truman and science administrator Vannevar Bush in September 1947 and was asked to create 'Majestic Twelve' (MJ-12) a fully funded and operational intelligence agency dealing with the UFO issue. Forrestal was the US Secretary of Defense from 17 September 1947 (several weeks after the Roswell UFO crashes) until his declining mental health caused President Harry Truman to ease him out of office in early 1949. Forrestal, a former highly respected Secretary of the Navy, had shown no signs of mental instability until the day of his crucial meeting with Truman in the Oval Office on 24 September 1947 shortly after his promotion. After the meeting, Forrestal went out and immediately bought a Smith and Wesson revolver. Forrestal's mental state deteriorated further. In early 1948, around the time of the Aztec, New Mexico, UFO crash retrieval incident, his aides noticed nervous mannerisms. In March 1948, an unidentified aerial craft was said to have made a controlled landing in Hart Canyon, which is 12 miles northeast of the city of Aztec, New Mexico. According to reports, the craft was an impressive 99 feet (30 meters) in diameter, making it one of the largest UFOs to date. Inside the craft, sixteen humanoid bodies were allegedly discovered by the military. However, the Aztec crash appeared to be a hoax. Forrestal's paranoia intensified, and he believed he was being followed and that his phone was tapped. According to Forrestal, the US Air Force captured a live alien. The alien was taken to a hospital and as the leader of MJ-12, Forrestal visited the hospital to see the creature. He believed that the alien tried to communicate with him, but later died. Suspicions persist that he knew something about UFOs that the government was concealing. Nothing else was known until Forrestal jumped (or was pushed) out of the window at Bethesda. He died instantly. Was he murdered to keep it secret that the US Government did have a UFO? or was he under so much strain that he cracked and killed himself? We do not know, They did name a US Aircraft Carrier after him. The first supercarrier was CVA-59, USS Forrestal. She was the first carrier designed to carry Jets and also the first to carry nuclear weapons in her magazines.
@zaluq
@zaluq Ай бұрын
The Lazer reflector on the moon , if we was not on the moon how did it get there ? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunar_Laser_Ranging_experiments
@captain_context9991
@captain_context9991 Ай бұрын
Well most things on the moon got there via unmanned space craft. So thats not much of a mystery. But the original moon landing spots have been photographed by passing satellites several times. Today we have 2 permanently orbiting satellites around the thing.
@guillermoperezsantos
@guillermoperezsantos Ай бұрын
Aliens put the reflector, OBVIOUSLY
@johnQadams107
@johnQadams107 29 күн бұрын
You can believe there is a laser reflector on the moon. But until you go there and see it for yourself, you can never know.
@zaluq
@zaluq 29 күн бұрын
@@johnQadams107 You can see it by telescope or measure with a lazerbeam , there is no beliving
@grantderue
@grantderue Ай бұрын
Nice job Indignantbeaver! INDIG clan??? Shout out to you guys!
@tc-ww8ui
@tc-ww8ui Ай бұрын
My conspiracy theory is that Dean does actually believe we went to the moon, but `they` wanted Claus to create a 24 minute video that highlighted him and his fake `we didn`t go to the moon` claim.... 🤔
@Christos_HomeBrewer
@Christos_HomeBrewer Ай бұрын
After your video i watched Apollo 13 probably for the 100th time.
@draz1556
@draz1556 Ай бұрын
It is weird that a rocket landing still tipps over, landing on a flat earth and all.
@captain_context9991
@captain_context9991 Ай бұрын
You see the problem was... As opposed to the earth, the moon is a round object. Which presents a whole lot of different challenges that they forgot to take into account.
@kens32052
@kens32052 Ай бұрын
If the earth was flat, cats would knock everything off of it.
@WOTArtyNoobs
@WOTArtyNoobs Ай бұрын
The Moon is not entirely flat. When Armstrong made the first landing, due to them being 'late' and 'long' on the burns, they came down over an area that was strewn with rocks. Armstrong had to take manual control to fly the LEM to a spot with fewer rocks. It's highly likely that the unmanned landers could not see their landing spot and plowed into a bunch of rocks which tipped them over. Armstrong's landing was the smoothest of all. Some of the others hit the Moon with some force and one landed at an angle but survived because the center of gravity and the sheer mass stopped them flipping over.
@johnmichaellunstrumsr.7716
@johnmichaellunstrumsr.7716 Ай бұрын
I was today yrs old while watching Claus that I learned 3 ft and 1 meter are different lengths.
@PolionL
@PolionL Ай бұрын
"They" needed for the people to believe that the intercontinental missiles they were developing were for lunar travel, to date many still believe. "They" were also beginning to develop the militarization of the orbital atmosphere, a program that has only in the last few years been exposed. "They" regularly acquire funds from the US budget under false pretense. "They" range from private military contractors to the alphabet government agencies, usually working in conjunction with each other.
@blueandgoldmodels1076
@blueandgoldmodels1076 Ай бұрын
I don't believe Cluas can commentate on a game without going off topic. I'll keep watching because he is funny as fuck.
@robbyrocksoo
@robbyrocksoo Ай бұрын
To the flat earthers, do you ever look into the sky at night? What do you see? Thousands of stars. How many look flat to you? Do you think that every star in the sky is a sphere, but magically we live on the only flat one? Just asking questions.
@neoladams8519
@neoladams8519 Ай бұрын
So... Nasa cant buld another craft made of cutin rods and gold tinfoil that was twice the thickness of housold renolds wrap and could contain 14.6lbs per square inch of pressure inside the craft against a total vacumme -12 torr outside the craftlike they did in the 60's is absurd. I suppose Ford could not build model A exactly the way they did in 1900 using the exact bluprints and machinery, because we are too technically advanced in 2024 to replicate the simple machinery and tools to do it. 😅
@garrybrough72
@garrybrough72 Ай бұрын
it was 54 seconds Claus. You're all good 🙂
@DevilsCrown
@DevilsCrown Ай бұрын
Its also a plot by WG to make us believe the game is still popular by spitting out new content.
@robdavis3220
@robdavis3220 Ай бұрын
ask all flat earthers to throw away their GPS devices , because they don't work on a flat earth..
@dottorekaoz8679
@dottorekaoz8679 Ай бұрын
Sabine Hossenfelder had an interesting yt-video on the flat earthers. She sees the danger with those "conspiracy theories" in the deepsitting doubt in and ignorance for scientific methods.
@JohnBham
@JohnBham Ай бұрын
The people who believe we didn't land on the Moon are the same people who believe the Earth is round.
@NrthrnKnght
@NrthrnKnght Ай бұрын
explain how we got through the van allen belt and I'll believe you
@WOTArtyNoobs
@WOTArtyNoobs Ай бұрын
The Earth cannot be flat......................... The cats would have pushed everything over the edge by now!
@WOTArtyNoobs
@WOTArtyNoobs Ай бұрын
@@NrthrnKnght They flew through the Van Allen belts very quickly and the angle that they went through was calculated to minimize the extent of the dose they received.
@Sikm8Fully
@Sikm8Fully Ай бұрын
Birds Aren't Real is my favorite!
@pauldodge1071
@pauldodge1071 Ай бұрын
You think that's bad, I'm Australian, apparently we don't exist either.
@josiptijanic7389
@josiptijanic7389 Ай бұрын
Cud be that Prem. Ammo Avioder play wot from Moon😂
@Dv087
@Dv087 Ай бұрын
My conspiracy is that people actually think our president has a brain. Yeah he's fully with it all right
@getafix72
@getafix72 Ай бұрын
Garages can fix the cars Klause or they would be able to if the dealership released the codes for the ECU's , You dont actually own your car anymore because the software belongs to the dealership , All parts need to be coded onto the car when replacing them in the newest models,
@rileylamb3025
@rileylamb3025 Ай бұрын
Ben Rich the former head of Lockheed Skunkworks once stated "We now have the ability to take ET home." The US govt denies that this technology exists.
@Roland2665
@Roland2665 Ай бұрын
What's this we? I don't remember a Canadian being on any of the Apollo missions.
@Phatzo1000
@Phatzo1000 Ай бұрын
The amount of people I went to high school with that are "conspiracy, flat earth, moon landing" people is alarming. 35 years after high school you go nuts.
@pzflo
@pzflo Ай бұрын
I believe wargaming hates me, my fully aimed shots miss or don't pen a lower tier tank but they can snap me at full speed on only weak spot in turret.
@ivang97997
@ivang97997 Ай бұрын
I had meet many people under 40 don't believe we landed to the moon.
@matthewandrews9052
@matthewandrews9052 Ай бұрын
Poor Dean. Shout out to you bro.
@alanfindlay3233
@alanfindlay3233 Ай бұрын
"They" are Big Avocado - the Avocado Industrial Complex! How else do you explain "avocado toast" - that can't be 'real' or 'popular' - but THEY want you to believe that!
@magscorch7706
@magscorch7706 Ай бұрын
Well the difference now is that people were piloting ships to the moon, not completely automated probes that have to land using code which is much much harder
@glenndicus
@glenndicus Ай бұрын
Buzz Aldrin used to carry around the game of mastermind wherever he went trying to get people to play him. One day he taught me when I was just a kid and I beat him. I think I played him several times and was undefeated. Therefore, I must concede, we did not go to the moon. 8)
@Bynk333
@Bynk333 Ай бұрын
If we flying to Moon today, with WG programers for space computer, then they muss send new patch to allow astronauts returning from Moon after week of strugling. :D
@ivanmarkovic8885
@ivanmarkovic8885 Ай бұрын
Just use physics for wheeled vehicles... It would be like walk in a park...
@rilson80
@rilson80 Ай бұрын
So Klaus, you believe in the moon landing because you saw it on TV?
@silimarina.
@silimarina. Ай бұрын
no we believe because there are actual objects left on the moon. Objects like the the laser reflector and many others. The reason why we "can't" go to the moon now, it's because there is no political reason. Back in the 60s US wanted to prove something to the USSR at all costs.
@hrram3414
@hrram3414 Ай бұрын
LOL...brilliant. YES, HE DOES:) live broadcast from the Moon in late 60ties when a laptop sized computing power was the size of a house:)
@rilson80
@rilson80 Ай бұрын
@@hrram3414 Live image and sound transmission from unmanned probes, from the moon, is still very difficult and debatable, today in 2024. due to radiation and interference from space... But I would like him to explain to me the success of the Apollo mission, and the Soviet space program was one light-year ahead of the American one.
@jgold2813
@jgold2813 Ай бұрын
@@rilson80 lol no ussr was 10 years behind in 90% of what counted ! in 1960 did you ever see the nuke rockets the ussr had in the mid 50's vs the tiny ones we had that could go 3 times as far and hit with in 1/2 mile vs the 10 miles + the ussr's
@rilson80
@rilson80 Ай бұрын
@@jgold2813 Did you see that on the Internet or did you read Soviet literature? Or even serious American literature on such a program?
@yiannismihail
@yiannismihail Ай бұрын
The wildest one I have heard in person, from a teacher no less, is that the earth is hollow and his proof was that google earth showed the poles as if they were very badly photoshoped where apparently the entrances to the hollow earth were.
@russwoodward8251
@russwoodward8251 Ай бұрын
Technology advances. Like the enemy in World Of Tanks. Thanks Claus.
@craiggardner3674
@craiggardner3674 Ай бұрын
How about the van Allen belts
@jankokis3037
@jankokis3037 Ай бұрын
In project Manhattan, 150 000 people didn't know what are there building. Only small amount of the people ney. The build nuclear bomb.
@byrnemeister2008
@byrnemeister2008 Ай бұрын
80 years later it’s pretty clear what was going on. A massive number of books written. Films made etc. You might be able to keep it quite for a couple of years but not for decades.
@user-fz2qw5li6g
@user-fz2qw5li6g Ай бұрын
Yes, i think its called compartmentalisation. Plus most people dont care, they just want a pay check and to follow easy orders. Look, Claus is not that wise of a man, he is well informed on some aspects, but he is foolish enough to think that most people are well meaning.
@user-fz2qw5li6g
@user-fz2qw5li6g Ай бұрын
​@@byrnemeister2008 there is a video of Neil Armstrong, if i remember correctly, where he clearly says we never went there
@user-fz2qw5li6g
@user-fz2qw5li6g Ай бұрын
​@@byrnemeister2008 Plus, you forget one thing, in the case of the landings, most people want to belive we went there, so even if strong proof did come out, many people would reason to themselves why it was true. A confortable lie is more pleasant to most people than an inconveniente truth. In case of the Manhattan project, it came out couse the lie of keeping it hidden wouldnt have served many. Anyways, in the end who cares? How dose landing on the Moon actualy change your life? You dont have enough money to get there yourself, in short its irrelevant and a waste of time for most of us to discuss
@guillermoperezsantos
@guillermoperezsantos Ай бұрын
@@user-fz2qw5li6g There is a video of your brain running away from your skull
@alexjust3407
@alexjust3407 Ай бұрын
The earth isn't flat, it's a triangle, the sun is flat
@vladekmp
@vladekmp Ай бұрын
lovly family Claus :)
@napper9812
@napper9812 Ай бұрын
TECH SUPPORT!!! *in Tom Cruise's voice from Vanilla Sky*
@Blackcloud_Garage
@Blackcloud_Garage Ай бұрын
You’re 100% right. Everything is way too complicated (and expensive) now. Hell even refrigerators are computer controlled and purposely designed by planned obsolescence.
@springfield4522
@springfield4522 Ай бұрын
The earth is actually a disk spinning on the backs of 4 giant elephants who stand Great A'tuin the giant turtle.
@DerTodSoldat
@DerTodSoldat Ай бұрын
Was told to watch the video so I did, reminded me why I quit watching. An ego that put the one QB has to shame and the qualification to speak is on par with Kamala Harris
@Def_01_RG
@Def_01_RG Ай бұрын
When you look at a pancake it looks like the surface of the moon. So people who think the earth is flat have eaten too many pancakes. 😂
@SirJamez62
@SirJamez62 Ай бұрын
Neil Armstrong never said that he walked on the MOON !
@camiro66
@camiro66 Ай бұрын
Claus, sometimes you think just to complicated. Why they want you to believe the earth is a sphere? Come on, thats pretty easy. They sell globes.
@troyzimmerman4120
@troyzimmerman4120 Ай бұрын
I think that deer that don't cross the roads at deer crossings can't read the signs properly and need to be better educated.
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