Seems like such a david Mitchell thing to say

Except it didn't shatter, it snapped.

that was rachels pen on the board

When he said that I asked myself why did he say the same thing twice?

Along with Woody Allen of course, if you consider his early standups and ignore the scandals.

@@reach2prasanna what scandals?

@@towelie8608 Woody Allen is accused of child molestation. Although it has been refuted in the court of law. But his accuser, his ex-partner, keeps going on about it to this day. However, I like all his works though.

@@Adoniis101 Mate if it's been refuted in court it's fair to say there's conjecture...

@@reach2prasanna his ex-partner, you mean the 14 year old when he met her..

he's an absolute #Legend

One of the funniest come backs I've heard. Genuinely laughed.

i don't get it :l

I...I don't get it either:c help

Jon was saying that as soon as he put his wedding ring on his wife stopped paying attention to him i.e. he 'disappeared' in his own house.

I could totally see them as Frodo and Sam.

Aidan Hackwood yo same lmao

It's good escapism...I laugh out loud on everyone....😊

Yea XD

i mean, that is the whole point of them - they are regulars on the show

It didn’t shatter. It snapped. It was still funny but accuracy is important to me lol. Sorry

@@joejitsu034 Except it did, you can literally see a piece of it flying off.

Shan Deyan thats not shattering it’s snapping a piece off...

Bit like the tesla truck

@@DeyanStrikes The thing we care about here isn't the fact that it's breaking, it's _how_ it breaks. Shattering and breaking aren't synonymous. When something shatters it breaks into hundreds of sharp little pieces; which is why ruler manufacturers make a point of it being shatterproof, because little children could swallow the shards or try to stab other children as a joke. Think of how glass almost _explodes_ into thousands of razor-sharp little shards, and how the ruler only broke into a few- fairly large and blunt- pieces.

It's fine. We'll just get two dishwashers and we'll load one her way and one properly."

No, she's Ronaldo.

Frankie Boyle did essentially the same joke on MtW years ago, in a Scenes we'd like to see scenario entitled something like Unlikely lines from a fantasy novel: "We shall never hear the word Mordor again. Taggart's been cancelled."

I don't get it

42isTh3Answ3r I'm an American so I could be wrong (Brits feel free to correct me), but Taggert is a Scottish name. I also know it is a British television show with the title character being a detective by that name. They are having fun with the fact that with the Scots accent murder sounds like Mordor (LOTR reference). The Frankie Boyle joke just makes the connection more explicit.

roisin*

Her name is literally of the card how do u mess that up

ty p most people do that on here on youtube, its actually embarrassing.

Obesity.

@@typ2679 It's literally "on" the card. How did you me.... never mind.

that part kills me

I concur

True

When Jon is missing we get Alan though, and I love him just as much

dnt like Sean :s Jon's the besttt

Lee mack makes up for it some times and he takes over the show amazingly he got a 9 once when he replaced Jon and delivered wrt comedy as well

Same lol

I'd say it's worth a shot or two...

@Johnt Schmichal you must be English

@Johnt Schmichal listen. There is a huge percentage of the english speaking world that says "math", not "maths". No one wants to listen to you nit pick and try to correct people when they don't require correcting. Get a hobby, and get off your high horse.

@@Natemire Sorry, is it called 'mathematic'? I think not.

Math-amphetamine works best for me!

so it was a free show?

@@lhfirex When's your next show? Thought not.

purgruv you're thinking of Tardpedo.

BeBeVe nono, I was thinking of you.

purgruv Were you one of my victims?

BeBeVe If you comment on here we’re all your victims, bud.

BeBeVe did you give up trying to be clever? Cos you just went for straight up insults there. And we were having such fun too.

I feel like if I give you a biscuit I endorse this behaviour

Kevin Russell Jon, not John

emercycrite potato potahto

whats this now?

L Boo nah Sean's a fucking demon

they are both very funny in different ways. It doesnt always have to be a competition

carpii lmao you're actually getting pissed at me for sharing my opinion wow

James Chapman he's funny af i just find he can be a bit annoying n shouty at times but eh we have our own preferences lol

L Boo ehm no, im not pissed at all. I just posted a reply, relax

Alex Jefferies ohh that crack is really moreish

no

did they

So someone's a fan 😂

Hes only hot because hes on countdown

@@ashleyscoble9023 lmao. He's hot because he's funny and attractive. Countdown isn't some sort of famous boyband that strongly appeals to tons of girls and women, so I don't even understand why you'd say that. But you are right in some way. If he wasn't on countdown, OP wouldn't have thought he was hot...because she wouldn't have known him. It's as simple as that.

Julia Sal-Rod do you by any chance use mumsnet

@@iisuperstarii7310 in one of the episodes he says that everything good that ever happened to him was after countdown. It was a joke sweetheart, just not a funny one

You are so right. In the rest of that clip she starts to giggle, play with her hair and checks him out with her eyes. I'm no expert at flirting but it couldn't be clearer

Is that what the kids are calling it these days? 'Gasping'?

DrMcMoist usually choke n stroke so yes

MrJfunk187 - imo, its the lack of fun bags that prevent me from marking her perfect.

Nicholas Price whack n' splatt

would she be as fit if she wasn't blonde? asking for research purposes