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Crimes Against Obesity | Married With Children
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Күн бұрынAll of Al's quips about large women finally catch up with him...
From Married With Children, Season 11, Episode 9, 'Crimes Against Obesity'. On his birthday, Al has to work at his shoe store and when he goes too far with the fat insults, he's put on trial in a kangaroo court by all the obese women he has insulted over the years.
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The less-than-lovable Bundys are a radical departure from the saccharine-sweet TV families popular since the days of Father Knows Best. With offbeat humor and unflinching honesty, Married... paints a more realistic picture of middle-class existence, warts and all. Al Bundy (Ed O'Neill) is a shoe salesman who is fond of frequently reliving his doubtful 15 seconds of fame on the football field. Al is terrified of the all-too-frequent amorous advances of his ditsy wife Peggy (Katey Sagal), who spends most of Al's wages at the salon and the mall. They have two teenage kids: stunning but superficial party animal Kelly (Christina Applegate) and egocentric Bud (David Faustino). Married for 16 semi-blissful years, Peggy and Al have found that the secret to a happy marriage is to accept one another's idiosyncrasies.
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@28GramsOfLead 11 ай бұрын
" One Two Three Four You gona fall through the floor " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Logan23195 11 ай бұрын
Two, four, six, eight, don't make fun of my weight. Two, four, six, eight, don't make fun of my weight.
@28GramsOfLead 11 ай бұрын
@@Logan23195 🤣🤣🔥🔥
@pottytheparrot310 4 ай бұрын
@@Logan23195I can only imagine what the floor below was thinking when they came in. EARTHQUAKE
@mavrio7383 Ай бұрын
epic 😂
@toddfrank3344 2 минут бұрын
Beat me to it!! Arrrrrggghhhh!
@jaimhaas5170 11 ай бұрын
Our culture was so much healthier when comedy like this was alive and well.
@u.s.m.c.fewproudthemarines2987 11 ай бұрын
Agree friend
@krayzeejojo 11 ай бұрын
Gotta give these actresses their due credit for sucking it up and making the best of their imperfections to be team players. Great time to be alive.
@jaimhaas5170 11 ай бұрын
@@krayzeejojo well said.
@luciferm9647 11 ай бұрын
We were lucky to have comedy in our youth. Comedy is slowly dying. In 5-10 Years time there will be no (new) comedy because there will be nothing left to joke about since every joke will offend somebody.
@Kat.Evangeline 11 ай бұрын
Yasssss
@Gamingnstuff131 10 ай бұрын
“You’re not grasping the gravity of the situation, Mr.Bundy.” “Oh, I think gravity has it’s hands full right now.”
@granapictures8042 11 ай бұрын
3:15: CUSTOMER: "Bundy, we are activists." AL: "Oh, well, I say not quite active enough." 🤣🤣🤘🤘
@mindriot91_96 11 ай бұрын
What a great line! I miss this show and others like it. TV today just doesn't cut the mustard.
@AMPProf 9 ай бұрын
if the shoe fits
@mikepignatelli273 2 ай бұрын
Shoe Schmuck😂😂??
@tohitsumohinafan 11 ай бұрын
Women: "2, 4, 6, 8, don't make fun of our weight! 2, 4, 6, 8, don't make fun of our weight! Al: 1, 2, 3, 4, you're gonna fall through the floor! 🤣🤣🤣My favorite part! 🤣🤣🤣
@epa316 11 ай бұрын
"Have I told you how pretty you look?" "No.." "Good, then the blood is still reaching my brain." 😂😂😂😂😂
@CeNTuRiOn33100 11 ай бұрын
Oh, I think gravity has it's hands full right now. 🤣
@mom6701 10 ай бұрын
The best of all times. Married with children. Real, raw, funny and unapologetic.
@gwwayner 11 ай бұрын
But Al does have a point about obesity ; epidemic in the USA resulting in diabetes, heart disease, joint replacements, high blood pressure etc. A huge burden on the health care system.
@SuperGreatSphinx 7 ай бұрын
Gluttony
@princessmarlena1359 7 ай бұрын
Exactly.
@coolrank12 2 ай бұрын
Don't forget about them getting OSTEOARTHRITIS in their KNEES by the time they get to their 60s which will evidently happen if they do not lose weight fast to avoid it from happening!
@tr1bes Ай бұрын
Come on, it's animal party parade.
@curleed85 Ай бұрын
And refusal to admit when one is too big for shoes.
@RogueAce93 11 ай бұрын
“Ladies, I believe we can ‘work this out.’” I think we see the hidden meaning behind that! 😂
@The-Man-On-The-Mountain 11 ай бұрын
"The million pound march" 😂
@SoCoolScience 11 ай бұрын
Fat woman; how dare you say that to my face. Al; Well I would say it behind your back but my car only has half a tank of gas me;
@sootchh4055 11 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@deathrager2404 11 ай бұрын
'' i just got done from my aerobics class. all that jumping musta extended my foot :).'' ''then i see you must have fallen on your butt a time or two''
@barrymacokiner9423 11 ай бұрын
I’ve had just about enough of you Well you wouldn’t say that if I came with fries and a medium coke, you know, the size between small and you
@rawx485 10 ай бұрын
That was actually my favorite one liner from the whole series
@dolomitefan1767 10 ай бұрын
Hams across America……😂😂😂
@chriswalther7329 11 ай бұрын
1 2 3 4 you're gonna fall through the floor 😅😂
@grokeffer6226 11 ай бұрын
Al is the man!!! 👍🏈🏈🏈🏈
@christineking2855 11 ай бұрын
Al Bundy the king 👑 of comedy, insults and misogynists!
@user-f5xt2op9t 9 ай бұрын
Hero of the pathetic!@@christineking2855
@lgbfjb1183 11 ай бұрын
Al bundy had some of the best one liners ever lol… gravity has its hand full lmao
@chriskroenung4825 11 ай бұрын
ah the good ol days when al made us all laugh
@mikeef747 11 ай бұрын
Unlike most sitcoms that get lame after 7 or 8 seasons, the 11th season for MWC was arguably one of the best seasons!
@vergilmontiero2558 Ай бұрын
It wasn’t afraid to get creative, it’s a lot easier for good ones to get stale fast unfortunately. Bad shows could happen back then don’t get me wrong, but MWC wasn’t one.
@surfwriter8795 11 ай бұрын
The writing is brilliant, million pound march! Haha!
@Mati171992 11 ай бұрын
"Million Pound March" 😆
@granapictures8042 11 ай бұрын
2:00 - Al vs. his old foe from S1 HER SON: "I want a balloon!" AL: "You already got one!" 🎈🤦♂️🤣🤘🎈
@ArttuTheCat 11 ай бұрын
What about this one: Costumer: "You'll be hearing from my attorney!" Al: "Is that, uh, law office of Hagens & Danz?" 😹🤘
@granapictures8042 11 ай бұрын
One of Al's best burns! 🔥
@sootchh4055 11 ай бұрын
@@ArttuTheCatThe law offices of Häagen & Dazs?
@ExplodingConsole 11 ай бұрын
@@sootchh4055 It's a brand of Ice Cream iirc.
@sootchh4055 11 ай бұрын
@@ExplodingConsole Yes exactly😆
@shadowworldsofmha7537 10 ай бұрын
1 2 3 4 your going fall through the floor Lol 😂
@terrence2309 9 ай бұрын
Lmao 🤣
@SuperDave30 11 ай бұрын
I’ll never forget this episode when Al’s finally reach his breaking point on Fat women lmao 🤦🏽♂️😂
@sertorrhenclegane 8 ай бұрын
So did the floor joists.
@SuperDave30 8 ай бұрын
@@sertorrhenclegane lmao 🤣
@nicderianed 11 ай бұрын
1, 2, 3, 4 you're gonna fall through the floor. 😂😂😂😂😂
@AWF1000 3 ай бұрын
4 elephants and a rhino killed me. 😂😂
@gravesofrebirth_ 11 ай бұрын
I think gravity has its hands full 😂😂😂
@richardpierce4908 11 ай бұрын
Probably my favorite MWC episode of all time!
@onlyfromadistance7326 11 ай бұрын
Imagine a herd coming at you like that... Of course, if you throw a bag of fries in the air, you might escape.
@AtomicExtremophile 11 ай бұрын
LOL just like an aircraft uses chaff to prevent a missile hit!
@michaelmabry563 8 ай бұрын
Or just make em think there’s endless fries at 50 yards away, if they can waddle that far. lol
@Crazymike1975 11 ай бұрын
2:43 Two, Four, Six, Eight Don't Make fun of our weight! Two, Four, Six, Eight Don't make fun of our weight! Al: One, Two, Three, Four you're gonna fall through the floor 😂😂😂😂
@deathrager2404 11 ай бұрын
bundy, the king of roasts.
@victoriascalzo 11 ай бұрын
No one was funnier than Al. I would marry him
@user-f5xt2op9t 9 ай бұрын
Funny? The joke was how pathetic he was. You missed the whole point of the show.
@thelonewolf7443 11 ай бұрын
Gotta see a Part 2 of this “trial”.
@MarcGaglione-qh2ht 8 ай бұрын
He is the meanest man alive 😂😂😂
@netferno1 11 ай бұрын
That gravity line did it for me 😂
@njlee8785 11 ай бұрын
This was my favorite episode from season 11. Just realized that is the actress who plays Ella Payne in the House of Payne.
@redacted2275 11 ай бұрын
They were usually comedian actresses or wrestlers... I get so p- off whenever someone says "say what you will about those women, they endure the 'bullying' so well", treating like they were victims and no, they were professionals working, not victims doing this for free...
@alphabarre9096 Ай бұрын
Oh my God, l knew I recognized her 😂 she looked way younger here.
@ArttuTheCat 11 ай бұрын
Al: "One, two, three, four, You're gonna fall to the floor!" 😹😹😹😹😹🤘!!!
@andrewgrove1691 11 ай бұрын
That's at least 1000 pounds on that floor
@sootchh4055 11 ай бұрын
@@andrewgrove1691And that's not including Al himself!
@Angyali 11 ай бұрын
@@andrewgrove1691 Almost half a ton.
@michaelterrell 11 ай бұрын
@@andrewgrove1691 Likely closer to 3,000 pounds.
@vincesmith2499 11 ай бұрын
THROUGH
@rucksackzen 11 ай бұрын
4:16 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jonathanmyers2867 11 ай бұрын
0:58 OMG! Christina Applegate is looking very beautiful and gorgeous in the 90's! 😍😍😍😍❤❤❤❤
@diatribe5 11 ай бұрын
I thought she looked best with long hair and skimpy clothes.
@Covid-me1xf 11 ай бұрын
she was
@unknownunknowns 8 ай бұрын
And have you just seen her lately considering what this video is about? Sad that she is coping through MS.
@KittKatPawz 9 ай бұрын
MWC is gold!! One of my fav sitcoms of all time
@akunoraioh1784 11 ай бұрын
Hams across America
@EbonyCoulter6723 11 ай бұрын
What a interesting birthday to Al from his family And having a good with his shoes buddy
@MTTT19 11 ай бұрын
“You should’ve thought about that before you called me a rhino!” Al should’ve responded with, “What are you gonna do? CHARGE me!?”
@wheelchairmanjon 9 ай бұрын
1234. You gonna fall through the floor😂😂
@michaelterrell 11 ай бұрын
'Shade, for rent!'
@lgbfjb1183 9 ай бұрын
Bundy one liners were legendary, 1, 2, 3, 4, your gonna fall through the floor lol
@Logan23195 11 ай бұрын
This is one of my favorite episodes.
@GrantDaily 11 ай бұрын
In today's world we can NOT do fat jokes anymore. I miss the old modern times 😞
@sstrykert 11 ай бұрын
Says who?
@jeffb.6642 10 ай бұрын
@@sstrykert bruh did you just get defrosted after being in a deep freeze for 40 years
@tookitogo 6 ай бұрын
And yet we have South Park and Family Guy, which continue to make fun of everything and everyone.
@davidjaynes7211 Ай бұрын
🤦♂️
@coolc3281 11 ай бұрын
No way we could have a sitcom like this in this time cancel immediately 😂😂
@Perebynis 6 ай бұрын
One of the best quotes of Al´s "trial" is missing: (Al getting bound) "Have I already told you that you are beautiful?" - "No!?" - "Good, then the blood is still reaching my brain!"
@jaylene.turner6524 11 ай бұрын
Al is crazy. 😂
@ChristopherZavalaVlogs 7 ай бұрын
3:23 That's Cassie Davis before she was in Tyler Perry's House of Payne, The Paynes, and a few of Madea's movies
@josephjoestar1681 11 ай бұрын
Can you jog my memory? You know what jog is, that's what you do when the ice cream truck is pulling out🤣
@lordbellis514 11 ай бұрын
This one of mine and my dad favourite episodes
@rbear1231 11 ай бұрын
no other show would employ that many +size women at one time before 2010. and yet people talk bad about the show no realizing just home many jobs it started.
@Darkkefka 11 ай бұрын
The female lead's name was Diana Bellamy, rest her soul.
@SuperGreatSphinx 7 ай бұрын
May her memory be eternal... ♥️
@VolfKami 7 ай бұрын
A show ahead of it's time
@JohnLee-pt5jz 10 ай бұрын
I like the way the family put crap on him.😊
@clydegoodrich6720 10 ай бұрын
2023 update, Lizzo slugs her way in, and gosh darn, they all really do fall through the floor!
@4stringz. 11 ай бұрын
2:34 Sadly, this is actually a real thing now
@Thunderduck1 8 ай бұрын
and THAT has become reality, predicted in in 1997
@sergyuphenom 3 ай бұрын
the best episode ever.
@mikepignatelli273 2 ай бұрын
She was the one who gave Lt.Mauser a Body Cavity Search in Police Academy 2
@Steve-qz3wi 11 ай бұрын
Al: And I'm on trial😂😂
@juandiegotorres9632 11 ай бұрын
The modern equivalent would be Lizzo, Tess Holliday, Ashleighthelion (look her up) etc.
@jasonsullivan5827 11 ай бұрын
Al nightmare comes true will someone please save al bundy from this
@David.-zr5ph 18 сағат бұрын
I love this program
@davidhouse7189 11 ай бұрын
Kelly bud come quick someone stole dads car windows the look on buds face made me laugh
@Trtevoorryu 11 ай бұрын
I'd call the cops. That's false imprisonment
@princessmarlena1359 7 ай бұрын
Call a towing company, haul them all away.
@davidbarnard1409 5 ай бұрын
I love how he makes a run for it
@Beji_27 4 ай бұрын
In the same category with Charles Barkley jokes ….. “Victoria Secret, always on sale in San Antonio” 😄
@bagoistvan3182 10 ай бұрын
2:32 ...🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺😂😂😂
@fajarkurniawan9434 10 ай бұрын
Good old days when we can have fun at everything
@ClauGutierrezY 7 ай бұрын
This show predicted the future
@cameronbrown387 5 ай бұрын
This show is the best
@Nex377 7 ай бұрын
ok quick question: SINCE WHEN DID THEY RUN 😭
@USAFOREVER2024 7 ай бұрын
dude so true tho XD
@jasonwatson2334 Ай бұрын
This man is Goated in causing people to die of laughter
@fhuber7507 11 ай бұрын
Al says stuff to wide bodies that all men think...
@SassyNone 11 ай бұрын
Ditto, well said
@orchidtreasure1484 6 ай бұрын
The curly blond lady is pretty. This show was hilarious.
@johnjones5354 4 күн бұрын
"I don't have any coupons for krill". Genius.
@user-kq4hf8se5b 16 күн бұрын
1,2,3,4 you're gonna fall through the floor.
@srami004 11 ай бұрын
Should’ve gone for the tackle lol
@mikeivey7167 10 ай бұрын
Greatest SITCOM EVER. AL BUNDY ROCKS! Bundy for President 2024!
@vikitheviki 11 ай бұрын
Death by snu snu 😂😂😂
@corneliusthegreat6794 11 ай бұрын
We need him now lol
@fishertheadore6095 9 ай бұрын
We need Al Bundy back. *Make Fat Shaming GREAT Again.*
@princetebatso5220 2 күн бұрын
Man I love Kelly ❤❤😂😂
@burmesepython393 2 ай бұрын
Today it’s all about body positivity 🤦🏾♂️
@podsmpsg1 11 ай бұрын
Get those Whales back in the ocean. LMFAO.
@princessmarlena1359 7 ай бұрын
“You can’t drive all of those vans through the shoe store!”
@williamhogan4031 13 сағат бұрын
Every man wants to be Al....
@kimberlyschram8905 Ай бұрын
Lady in the sunflower dress is Aunt Bam from the Madea movies!!! 😮
@AMPProf 9 ай бұрын
Btw that's illegal.. So ladies yep
@mr.awesome6011 6 күн бұрын
Al got off light dealing with them. Nowadays, they would have assaulted him and burned the store down.....and got away with it.
@michaelmuller8072 10 ай бұрын
Shame works!
@donaldlewis-tp2dm 11 ай бұрын
Ladies I believe we can wrk this out😂😂
@dwood78part23 11 ай бұрын
That trial was classic. A shame it can never be done today.
@michaelchavez3404 11 ай бұрын
I hate this generation
@Angyali 11 ай бұрын
I think such a lunatic activist group today could exist.
@Kat.Evangeline 11 ай бұрын
Bring back comedy
@retroguy9233 11 ай бұрын
Those women look like sumo wrestlers!
@raekm 6 сағат бұрын
OMG IT'S REALITY TV
@davidhouse7189 9 ай бұрын
Dip him in chocolate
@mikesilva3868 11 ай бұрын
Hilarious 😅
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