Al Bundy's Best Insults

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Mark Richard Smith-Manley

8 жыл бұрын

Married with Children best insults

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@karathibodeaux8540 6 жыл бұрын

We laughed at this and had a good sense of humor. Now everyone gets butt hurt. Those were the days...

@whitewolfsounds2273 2 жыл бұрын

True

@nthgth 2 жыл бұрын

@Chris Jovi it's our problem too. It means they can't be as funny on TV. And it indirectly means a societal trend where people are softer and colder, and weaker.

@thatpart2543 2 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@RawHemi1 2 жыл бұрын

@Chris Jovi p

@lorenzomoore6398 2 жыл бұрын

Yes Lord.

@swordmonkey5932 2 жыл бұрын

Bundy was a warrior against Karen's ahead of his time

@K4R3N Жыл бұрын

Now just hold on a minute

@colehampton4579 Жыл бұрын

Haha

@cesarramos1038 Жыл бұрын

Karens will never get close to Al Bundy. He will tear them up. Al is the best

@parkdaniel3980 Жыл бұрын

Don't use karen in this

@cesarramos1038 Жыл бұрын

My licence plate says ALBUNDY

@frankmoscarelljr4624 Жыл бұрын

“You’re asking an awful lot of the sun” 😂😂😂😂😂

@practicaldeen5333 5 ай бұрын

I'm dying....

@kylegremillion7581 7 ай бұрын

The "I'd say it behind your back but my car's only got half a tank" insult is still one of the most legendary jokes ever delivered.

@steiner554 5 ай бұрын

My all time favorite of ANY show.

@abeed87 2 ай бұрын

Is that the law offices of Hagen and das is my favorite 😂

@gmatuz8276 Ай бұрын

You're asking a lot of the sun is another! 😂

@11DNA11 6 жыл бұрын

The world needs Al Bundy more than ever.

@stevenmartinek4419 4 жыл бұрын

Amen sir!Amen.

@jyow-xe7pw 2 жыл бұрын

Red Foreman for President Al Bundy for Vice President 2024

@trextrextrex 2 жыл бұрын

AMEN!

@paulsoaresjr12345678 2 жыл бұрын

I AGREE ESPECIALLY NOW

@ACE93BLA 2 жыл бұрын

aaaaamen!

@jonny22kil15 2 жыл бұрын

Many people forget that al bundy scored 4 touchdowns in one game for Polk high

@Aryon1969 2 жыл бұрын

Kelly sure did when it mattered the most.

@wildgrem 2 жыл бұрын

dude is a legend

@milescallamy6815 2 жыл бұрын

His knee was down!

@rileygoodread3415 2 жыл бұрын

And he really DID PLAY Football in College. University of Pennsylvania. He was the VERY LAST player cut from the Pittsburgh Steeler's, on the LAST day of 'Pre-Season.'

@ntal5859 2 жыл бұрын

Then he met Peggy Wanker, and it was all down hill.

@jonroland2702 10 ай бұрын

I love how Jefferson always busts a gut when Al cracks a joke at Marcy 🤣🤣

@edithbannerman4 6 ай бұрын

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

@michaelmauch7914 3 ай бұрын

You beat me to it🤣

@maugel0 3 ай бұрын

Well congatulations Marcy, I didn't know your'e expected

@willowbrooks 2 ай бұрын

@@michaelmauch7914😂 same

@darnellharris159 19 күн бұрын

Horrible boyfriend hahahaha

@donjuandelanoootch Жыл бұрын

As kid I watched it for Kelly. Now that I’m 34 I watch it for Al. 😂😂

@boltzmannbrain6607 Жыл бұрын

You still watch it for kelly you nonce

@donjuandelanoootch Жыл бұрын

@@boltzmannbrain6607 nonce nice where did you find that man back in 1983???

@nurfuerverrueckte Жыл бұрын

39. Still watching for Kelly.

@boltzmannbrain6607 Жыл бұрын

@@nurfuerverrueckte bro she was 15 yo. Thats foul

@elaineewalt8137 Жыл бұрын

@@boltzmannbrain6607 Lol, as if YOU don't take a gander at her...lol 🤣😂

@eggroll0857 2 жыл бұрын

When I was 14, I laugh cause it's funny Now I'm 34, I laugh cause it's true.

@edwardgaines6561 2 жыл бұрын

It's just like the Homer Simpson parable. When you were younger, you laughed at him. When you're older, you pretty much *are* him

@nowthatsjustducky 2 жыл бұрын

And it is still funny.

@Bert_de_Wit 2 жыл бұрын

@@nowthatsjustducky It ABSOLUTELY is still funny. Timeless jokes!

@franchisesapa7790 2 жыл бұрын

Profound statement

@quantaluxvision 2 жыл бұрын

I laugh now because it's funny, but inside I cry because he's got a better life than myself and a lot of other Americans. Hell, Al at least OWNS his home.

@TheLastOfTheFinest80 2 жыл бұрын

"Married With Children" along with the character of Al Bundy is one of those reminders of why the 90s is indeed the last great decade.

@atvbass10 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve always said the same thing. I know most people say their decade was the best that they grew up in, but I def agree that the 90’s was literally the last decade that kids got to grow up without social media, narcissistic morons taking videos/pics of themselves, politically correct bull shit being shoved in your face. I’m so thankful I was born in ‘92.

@kri249 2 жыл бұрын

Sadly this is true. I remember we always thought the new millennium would bring bigger and better things and we never appreciated what we had. Now that I've seen what the future has to offer I want a damn refund.

@mitchellaines9219 2 жыл бұрын

Absolutediddly , me kids were born in that great decade.

@Vulpas 2 жыл бұрын

I agree. Early '00s was okay, but it just became a shitshow almost overnight.

@TheLastOfTheFinest80 2 жыл бұрын

@Bret White I was born in '80, and believe me I would sell my soul to the devil relieve 1992 to 1999.

@cisco95021 Жыл бұрын

Never missed an episode of truly unapologetic comedy, one of the greatest sitcoms of all time.

@jamessager5358 Жыл бұрын

Total Blue Collar, like when we were allowed to have fun.

@xenu3618 Жыл бұрын

Same, was so disappointed when they canceled the show

@stevengators Жыл бұрын

I agree I hated TV years ago I cut the cord and toss the set out the freaking window, during a fight with my mate, I seen married with children at my friend's house the next day, the following day after that I purchased a brand new set, Just for Al Bundy!!! Hahaha yeah

@jamessager5358 Жыл бұрын

@@stevengators Wow, did he see it coming or did it land on him?

@wheelInmotion430 Жыл бұрын

This show would’ve been cancelled in the first season now

@mistydolphin2524 7 ай бұрын

Al bundy is a treasure. His insults never get old. We need more shows like this nowadays.

@ccreature3927 6 жыл бұрын

I like how Jefferson always cracks up behind Marcy's back

@bd1zzle 6 жыл бұрын

c creature I honestly don’t think it was suppose to happen

@johnbrown3011 6 жыл бұрын

Yes it was- he did it every time.

@RyuBlack93 6 жыл бұрын

c creature Jefferson was funny, but always liked Steve Rhodes better... he just fit better.

@aekfuturewriter13 6 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@therealflamelit 6 жыл бұрын

Steve was that dude

@williamjohnsoniii338 Жыл бұрын

The man who fights and wins against Karens. The hero we need nowadays.

@jasoncarr8933 Жыл бұрын

Amen brother.

@damonclark5742 11 ай бұрын

No Karen on earth stands a chance against Al Bundy.😂

@crimsonmaelstrom573 11 ай бұрын

Let’s all agree to use Al Bundy’s words against all Karens

@crimsonmaelstrom573 10 ай бұрын

@@diabolusvincit and a fair number of karens are on the heavier side of things. I’ve heard stories of karens who were just one bend at the waist away from tearing their too tight yoga pants to shreds

@That-Guy-79 9 ай бұрын

NO MAAM!

@d.c.barker Жыл бұрын

1 2 3 4...you're gonna fall through the floor. 🤣

@taracollins5597 24 күн бұрын

BEST. LINE. EVER!

@TamaraInTanzania Жыл бұрын

One of my favorite shows as a kid...and I probably didn't understand half the jokes. As an adult this is gold

@IsadorCz Жыл бұрын

Same here. Its still one of my favorites as adult too

@tntmac2705 6 жыл бұрын

Ed O'Neill is a comic genius. His expressions alone spoke volumes.

@ninaelsbethgustavsen2131 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah... If only he'd had a volume button ! 🙄

@KonElKent 2 жыл бұрын

And a truly underrated dramatic actor. He was so good in the remake of Dragnet.

@jarlairess 2 жыл бұрын

Idk.... the actors were pretty good too. Especially at 5:50

@christianhafer9819 2 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@Puschit1 2 жыл бұрын

I think all of them were great actors

@CookinginRussia 6 жыл бұрын

Back when America still had a sense of humour.

@atklm1 6 жыл бұрын

google inc Which leaves more available women for straight guys, yet they have less sex and live with their parents in their 30's and watch porn.

@jayjay4681 6 жыл бұрын

I hear ya......omg i miss that show! I just busted up at all of these but had forgotten the last one with the top 10 things to Marcy! ROFL my ass off!

@zapkvr 6 жыл бұрын

Persian MGTOW like the draft dodger Reagan yeah you moron

@zapkvr 6 жыл бұрын

CookinginRussia are you for real? Two words son. President Trump

@CookinginRussia 6 жыл бұрын

So you elected him because he was funny, or he's loads of fun for you now?

@sweeptheleg. Жыл бұрын

I love how Jefferson quietly cracks up behind Marcy's back. 😂😂

@nunya3461 Жыл бұрын

The “I would but I only have 1/2 a tank of gas!” Is probably one of my all time favorites 🤣🤣🤣

@mixedprincess91 11 ай бұрын

I’ve never understood that one.

@ryanm4013 10 ай бұрын

@@mixedprincess91Because she is so fat he would need to drive around her

@stuartculshaw5342 10 ай бұрын

@@mixedprincess91 Its a fat joke. "How dare you say that to my face" "I'd say it behind your back but I only have 1/2 a tank of gas".

@mixedprincess91 10 ай бұрын

@@stuartculshaw5342 It still doesn’t make sense, though.

@stuartculshaw5342 10 ай бұрын

@@mixedprincess91 He's saying that she is so fat he would need more than half a tank of gas to drive around to the back of her.

@atribecalledjudah5436 2 жыл бұрын

I’m officially in the Al Bundy stage of my life. I feel every word he says.

@marcojansen9599 2 жыл бұрын

It won't go anymore ..!

@jjf1986AZ 2 жыл бұрын

You and me both brother

@Pinkranger87 2 жыл бұрын

Same

@sarahjulianne2954 2 жыл бұрын

The next stage is when they're not even worth it anymore. Look forward to it. It's a very peaceful.

@ninaelsbethgustavsen2131 2 жыл бұрын

Then. Never wear sandals... Stiletto heels hurt !!! 👠👠👠👠👠👠💋

@jaimhaas5170 2 жыл бұрын

Honestly this is funnier than anything being shown on TV now.

@willowsverge3046 2 жыл бұрын

YES!

@shuipsezairi6527 2 жыл бұрын

Can’t put anything like this on tv now

@joeldukes303 2 жыл бұрын

That’s not hard. This is pure gold though

@shadowmoth9158 2 жыл бұрын

Everyone apart from fat people agree

@willowsverge3046 2 жыл бұрын

@@shadowmoth9158 i am a fat person. If you cant laugh at yourself (and your present conditions or circumstances), youre in bad shape. A few fat jokes dont have the power to tear my self confidence down. I wont let them. I love to laugh and refuse to stop because of politically correct bull$h!t.

@eyetech08 Жыл бұрын

2023....Still the best sitcom EVER produced!!! Before everyone started taking themselves too seriously!! 😢😢

@galinageorgieva8554 9 ай бұрын

Seriously? Not even in top 5

@louistournas120 8 ай бұрын

@@galinageorgieva8554Which shows do you like?

@tsvetomirsheev3882 Жыл бұрын

This man had the best insults in all of sitcom history

@lijo4518 Жыл бұрын

They are still funny as hell..."chicken lady" omg 🤣

@jaybarnes8720 Жыл бұрын

Him and Sophia from Golden Girls are tied

@Alex73154 6 жыл бұрын

The writing on this show was unbelieveable.

@isakjohansson7134 4 жыл бұрын

@trha2222 i think he meant it was good

@leesanders1407 2 жыл бұрын

Yes ..unbelievably bad …Americans think irony is like goldie and bronzie…😙

@petten33 2 жыл бұрын

Best show, ever.🖤

@markl8216 6 жыл бұрын

Today’s generation has missed out on true comedy! Al Bundy was the man 87-97!

@charliegeraldjr5926 2 жыл бұрын

I did watched this from 87-97

@channelofstuff6662 2 жыл бұрын

@@charliegeraldjr5926 yup

@ElectricianTS 2 жыл бұрын

I was chasing a hair on my screen. It was your avatar... 🤣🙄😁

@Shaolingy 2 жыл бұрын

U r wrong he still is man 87 - eternity

@lilsqueezie Жыл бұрын

I like how Jefferson stands behind Marcy laughing his ass off when Al insults his wife lmfao. Al is one of a kind 👏👏👏 ☝️

@robertbarlett4570 9 ай бұрын

That always made me laugh more....The producers and director were genius...It is stuff he wants to say but can't....

@SonyStudioPro 8 ай бұрын

⁠⁠@@robertbarlett4570that wasn’t written… al those laughing by Jefferson was spontaneous and not scripted… they decided to leave it in the eventual show due to the fact it was spontaneously and funny as hell. So no, the director or producer (producer was Marcy btw!) didn’t want to delete all those moments…

@nocturnalrecluse1216 8 ай бұрын

@@SonyStudioProsource?

@SonyStudioPro 8 ай бұрын

@@nocturnalrecluse1216 just watch the reunion episodes where they all explain things and how much were improvised during recordings.

@wbill2k Жыл бұрын

Married With Children was and still is the best sitcom that ever aired on network television. This show came on at 9:00PM every week which was my bed time on school nights. I had to beg to be able to stay up to watch it. That whole cast made me laugh so hard I'd be crying... It should be in the Sitcom Hall Of Fame...

@rideon1956 11 ай бұрын

Fox network. Way before NFL

@rahmen6600 6 ай бұрын

I agree.

@Joe-lc3sv 6 ай бұрын

Good but not the best lol

@benjaminpineda2456 5 ай бұрын

@@Joe-lc3sv which one is the best so I can laugh as well?

@CUzzell 5 ай бұрын

How did Al keep his job? LOL

@zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz 6 жыл бұрын

I love how Jefferson cracks up behind Marcy's back every time Al makes fun of her, lol.

@IzziedeD 2 жыл бұрын

yesss! he just couldnt keep it inside

@magicmulder 2 жыл бұрын

I wonder how anyone can stay in character even when they know the lines in advance.

@matthew8153 2 жыл бұрын

Why do women live longer? Because the men die of laughter.

@NoahBodze 2 жыл бұрын

Every time.

@tonywinters4122 2 жыл бұрын

OMG yes Jefferson was awesome, always cracking up at Al's jokes!

@Bram25 6 жыл бұрын

"How dare you say that in my face?!" I would say it behind your back, but my car only has half a tank of gas. The.Best.Line.In. A. Comedy. EVER!

@kushdubey1111 4 жыл бұрын

I didn't get it. Please explain

@PSYCHOV3N0M 3 жыл бұрын

@@kushdubey1111 You're joking right??? He implied she's so fat that he doesn't have enough gas in his car to drive around her fat body in order to reach behind her back.

@mirceaalexandrescu5552 2 жыл бұрын

Epic 😂😂😂😂

@Rj-yr1br 2 жыл бұрын

I agree

@jacksonmehoff4963 2 жыл бұрын

For sure best ever !!

@check1mate1 9 ай бұрын

"Congratulations Marcy, I didn't know you were expecting." OUTRAGEOUS!!! 🙂

@danbarrette9888 Жыл бұрын

I laughed from the beginning to the end. How can someone not love this?

@adam-xt8te Жыл бұрын

Because "someone" is fat and "body positive" xD

@nickyj3571 Жыл бұрын

@@adam-xt8te what

@thesecdef4865 Жыл бұрын

Simple. They're part of this younger generation that's softer than a marshmallow.

@nickyj3571 Жыл бұрын

@@thesecdef4865 they couldn't make a good show like this even if they tried now. Something about show's and movies from late 80s and early 90s just had a different feel

@briangillespey2797 Жыл бұрын

The law offices of Haagen and Dazs line kills me

@martingarcia4373 Жыл бұрын

How about the law office of Ben & Jerry's?

@xxxhq2805 Жыл бұрын

@@martingarcia4373 doesn't sound like a law office, unlike Häagen and Dazs, which is what made the joke that much better, it really sounded like a law firm

@voradownz Жыл бұрын

Yea and he pronounces it like Hog-gin and dazs, i think. A pun on pork

@denacequintana3142 Жыл бұрын

@@voradownz Bundy was savage AF.

@richardharepax123 Жыл бұрын

I think of it every time I see that ice cream

@bjusticeforever 2 жыл бұрын

Much respect for he large ladies who acted opposite of Al. They took his insults and performed admirably.

@heywoodjerbloume 2 жыл бұрын

Love how Al shames the fatties.

@greenderp 2 жыл бұрын

it seemed like they had the same lady come in to the shoe store a couple of times lol

@joeyjamison5772 2 жыл бұрын

@@greenderp She was a glutton for punishment. Actually, she was probably a glutton for most anything!

@scottheaton8469 2 жыл бұрын

"Does this dress make me look fat?" "No, it's the fat that makes you look fat."

@psychedelicfright85 2 жыл бұрын

How dare you say that to my face! "Well I'd say it behind your back, but my car only has a half a tank of gas." Lol. That one is just priceless.

@aligreen1462 Жыл бұрын

Just seeing Al Bundy in the scene. You just knew he was gonna pull out a legendary one liner. As the show ages it just gets better and better.

@chrisbarton6760 2 жыл бұрын

“Well I’d say it to your face but my car only has half a tank of gas” 🤣🤣🤣

@markenglish78 2 жыл бұрын

Best line ever!

@kmart111 2 жыл бұрын

@@markenglish78 i dont get it

@Jonas_Aa 2 жыл бұрын

@@kmart111 To get away far enough for her not hear he would have to drive more than a half a tank of gas because she is so big.

@zombieshoot4318 2 жыл бұрын

@@kmart111 “Well I’d say it to your back but my car only has half a tank of gas” is the right quote. And it's Bundy saying she's so fat he'd have to drive there but he'd run out of gas on the way since he only has a half tank.

@TheUnseenPath 2 жыл бұрын

@@kmart111 Al is saying that the woman is so fat that if he were to insult her behind her back, and she'd hear him, he''d need a full tank of gas to out speed her but since he's got half a tank she'd catch up to him.

@JesusChrist-xb7jq Жыл бұрын

I actually own a NO MA’AM shirt. A young girl at work got “offended” by it. Mission complete.

@zxKAOS1 Жыл бұрын

She could've just countered with a FANG shirt of her own :D

@damageincorporatedmetal43v73 Жыл бұрын

Cheese & Rice !!!

@KarlaHolland Жыл бұрын

Maybe if you gave her context for the shirt, she wouldn't have been so offended

@JesusChrist-xb7jq Жыл бұрын

@@KarlaHolland I did. Her reply was “so because it is from a tv show, I’m not supposed to be offended?”.

@gen4john660 Жыл бұрын

I wore one on base in the Navy and was reprimanded.

@richardjensen7186 Жыл бұрын

How we need shows like this (that, sadly, could not be made today). Ed's facial expressions when delivering most of his zingers was 2/3 of the fun! Brilliant writing and brilliant delivery by all members of the cast.

@edithbannerman4 6 ай бұрын

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

@peterriverajr6899 Ай бұрын

Why would you think that this show couldn't be made today

@guitaoist 4 ай бұрын

“Youre asking alot of the sun” I died

@Crackerbarrelkid56 Ай бұрын

The poor 🌞😂

@ElZo1212o 2 жыл бұрын

My favorite part of all this is that when he insults Marcie, Jefferson laughs. EVERY TIME.

@aaronwhalen6433 2 жыл бұрын

One of the best jokes in the show is when Jefferson is looking for Marcy in a line for Santa.... he shakes a few little boys and asks "Marcy"? lmfao. Cracks me up everytime.

@Crash-Rest-Yummy 2 жыл бұрын

@@aaronwhalen6433 looool

@whosyourdaddy842 2 жыл бұрын

It's a pity for old Jefferson. He's known as a show killer. Every show he winds up on dies within a year or two. I actually don't mind watching him. He's pretty funny in a few of the shows he's been in that I've seen.

@OwlGreene 2 жыл бұрын

The real joke was that Marcie was f**k**g hot, tho.

@adammatlack4667 Жыл бұрын

@@OwlGreene I was thinking that too. The only thing Al was right about was that she did look a little bit like a boy.

@JamestheXennial 2 жыл бұрын

"Would that be the law offices of Häagen and Dazs?" Always loved that one.

@binggo9783 Жыл бұрын

Please bring this show back, society needs it

@nextlevelmindset1629 2 ай бұрын

Can't feminism wouldn't allow it

@andrew.l.5493 Жыл бұрын

Ed O''Neill really nails it. You couldn't get away with a lot of that these days. Classic!

@driftlesstroutdude7100 6 жыл бұрын

Al Bundy is the man the world needs in these dark times. NO MA'AM

@mazulauf 2 жыл бұрын

National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood

@albundy6008 2 жыл бұрын

I still proudly wear my NO MA'AM T-shirt!!

@CaseysTrains 6 жыл бұрын

I almost forgot how savage Al Bundy was. Damn I need to watch this again.

@butchpfaf4358 6 жыл бұрын

Nicholette Casey Savagly funny!!If you have man child,raise him in the Bundy tradition,lest he turn out gender fluid!

@deandoxtator7137 6 жыл бұрын

Nicholette Casey wish I had a wife like u to watch it with

@ishyreddi13 6 жыл бұрын

I don’t know Niles the Butler from the Nanny pretty close 😂

@spadeghostvampire666 2 жыл бұрын

Hulu

@sillywillie5076 2 жыл бұрын

@@deandoxtator7137 smooth...

@adampovi3929 10 ай бұрын

One of my favorites shows. Al was a beast! 😂😂😂

@lizzieadams Жыл бұрын

This show was so hilarious. I love Al Bundy. 🤣🤣🤣He had da best comeback lines & jokes.

@zombiedodge1426 2 жыл бұрын

I saw an interview with Ed O'Neill in which he says the other actors reading for the part of Al Bundy played him angry and constantly on edge, like Jackie Gleason in The Honeymooners. Ed decided to portray him like one of his uncles, who acted completely beaten down by life and dead inside, and it worked.

@doughesson 2 жыл бұрын

His portrayal of a mercenary in"The Dogs of War" carried the entire movie.

@topher3127 2 жыл бұрын

I saw a video of this, they asked the other actors to react when the dog got hit by a car. All angry. But Ed, was like "Where's my dinner"

@JT_8283 2 жыл бұрын

I'm the 69th liker

@naughtyvalues 2 жыл бұрын

I’m so glad Ed got the part, nobody else could have brought that character to life

@zombiedodge1426 2 жыл бұрын

@@doughesson His *most* iconic performance is in "The Adventures of Ford Fairlane" as Lt. Amos, former lead singer of Disco Express, the only white disco band that mattered.

@gavinsouza8019 2 жыл бұрын

"with every bullet so far" has to be one of the best dime drops in human history when it comes to insults

@bradclendening8082 2 жыл бұрын

I lived with a girlfriend who Said that to me and I almost died laughing

@robertcolontonio7775 Жыл бұрын

That was one of my favorite lines from the show, the other favorite line was "Women. can't live with em can't leave em out the woods for dead."

@DBarns7 Жыл бұрын

That was a witty one. The other was when the heavy woman at the beach said she wanted an all over tan. Al replied: 'Well, you're asking a lot of the sun.'. I was in stitches with that one.

@7477238 Жыл бұрын

The best is when Jefferson would laugh every time Marcy got insulted.

@carlosdcardona5676 Жыл бұрын

Back when shows were still funny and, when people still had a sense of humor in this country!!!

@dynaztycrashdiet Жыл бұрын

Same here in the UK. Can't say anything now without someone crying.

@Axlenut Жыл бұрын

Nothing on tv anymore that I actually look forward to watching once a week, except Supercross

@ritadonnelly8820 Жыл бұрын

omg now you said it that's a fact

@theshagster19 2 жыл бұрын

"I want a balloon" " You already got one" Man that line never gets old

@marciaspiegel5280 2 жыл бұрын

One of the best!!!

@cesarramos1038 Жыл бұрын

What would Al Bundy say about Lizzo

@cesarramos1038 Жыл бұрын

What will Al Bundy say about Lizzo

@cesarramos1038 Жыл бұрын

I only have

@Leapyrbabe Жыл бұрын

“Might I suggest Jenny Craig?” Back in the days when the number was 🎶 “1-800-[insert 2 digit year] Jenny 🎶

@RedLeader327 2 жыл бұрын

Al Bundy is one of the greatest TV dads ever. The 80s/90s were wild.

@AaronLakes-ge9su 10 ай бұрын

Ed O'Neill is the greatest TV comedian since Red Foxx and they're both still the best today also al Bundy is the best ❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@aronkaspar6369 Жыл бұрын

This show would never have lasted today, everybody is too sensitive and the humor is gone

@zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz 6 жыл бұрын

"Hey, did you miss me?" "With every bullet so far..." 😂😂

@malelonewolf80 6 жыл бұрын

Love how Jefferson laughs at Al´s jokes behind Marcys back.

@jasondyrkacz8270 5 жыл бұрын

I think Ted McGinley was laughing legitimately.

@sinoverlord409 10 ай бұрын

One of the best shows ever, they will never make shows like this ever again

@lisaterry2387 Жыл бұрын

OMG, I am crying from laughing so hard!! He is brilliant! His timing and delivery are impeccable!! Not only is he naturally funny, he is also a classically trained actor who was on Broadway!!

@billrafferty6552 2 жыл бұрын

He’d be canceled in a quarter of a second today but in my opinion he’s one of the funniest characters of all time.

@mikeivey7167 2 жыл бұрын

Shows like this would NOT even be considered by the networks for airing! Greatest SITCOM EVER!

@jefflancaster4423 2 жыл бұрын

He also scored 4 touchdowns in a single game at Polk high. Formed no MA'AM. Married a true babe and raised a true babe. Y'all please don't be hating on me and tell me Al Bundy is not a real person. Just like this years 40th birthday party where my drunken cousin told me Santa is not real .The spirit of Al Bundy lives within all of us.

@schven0112 2 жыл бұрын

That's why I don't watch much tv today. And stopped watching "The Simpsons" Pussy's have taken over.

@freddie-fucknmercury891 2 жыл бұрын

@@jefflancaster4423 he's quick with a gun, but he loves his son. Psy-cho Dad!

@jefflancaster4423 2 жыл бұрын

@@freddie-fucknmercury891 he shot his wife cause she had cold. But she was getting old. Psycho Dad!

@patrickblackwell777 Жыл бұрын

Now that I'm nearly his age here and have a child, I can relate to Al Bundy more than ever. What a legend.

@cashbuyer4221 11 ай бұрын

So true!! sadly, I can now strongly relate as an adult… lol.

@robtru84 7 ай бұрын

Al never loved Peggy

@SubjectiveFunny 7 ай бұрын

@@robtru84He never loved anything

@baddriversofmoosejaw8681 4 ай бұрын

@@SubjectiveFunny He loves football, beer, fishing, pizza and the nudie bar.

@glennboyd7049 Жыл бұрын

Mr Alphonse Bundy: The Man. The Myth. The Legend. We need his words of wisdom more now than ever before!

@Grinlathak 6 жыл бұрын

Modern family can't even begin to touch this level of funny.

@dannythomas417 3 жыл бұрын

But Futurama could. Sons of Anarchy, not so much.

@Olderaccount17 2 жыл бұрын

Or any level for that matter.

@gerardmcmillan8591 2 жыл бұрын

2 different types of comedy.

@annaal7480 2 жыл бұрын

@@gerardmcmillan8591 never liked it, always thought it was rough and making fun of people is not funny. Typical bully.

@kevincaruthers5412 2 жыл бұрын

@@annaal7480 Yet certain groups are now allowed to make fun of certain groups with zero backlash. It is not that society has changed to a more polite place. Society just changed who you could make fun of without consequence. . It is interesting some people think I was talking about 'white' people. Isn't it?

@ayankabroad3239 6 жыл бұрын

"Well I'd say it behind your back, but my car's only got half a tank of gas!" 😂😂😂😂

@Backyardmech1 Жыл бұрын

Even back then the producers weren’t sure the show would survive with the type of humor and the whole dynamic. 😂 I’m as happy as Al at the Jiggly Room they pleased us all they went through with it.

@shlamimk4664 2 жыл бұрын

I feel grateful that I grew up in a time where I could enjoy shows like this. It's diabolical, but it's just words and acting. I love it.

@xdsmastermia 2 жыл бұрын

not diabolical. it's called comedy!

@juliebryne2903 2 жыл бұрын

Yea theyd really never made it through sanford and son or the jeffersons or all in the family days for sure!😂

@martinkalmus3761 Жыл бұрын

B3st ^^

@anarcho-communist11 Жыл бұрын

It's also reality for some people. The creator said he wanted to portray super dysfunctional families that weren't being represented in sitcoms already.

@supremeteam1831 Жыл бұрын

Shows like this & The Wonder Years Brings back a lot of memories from Junior high school lol good times

@dadbodtee4987 Жыл бұрын

Jefferson dying laughing every time Al roasts Marcy gets me every time

@EvanWest-ti8lr Жыл бұрын

Having every episode is an expression of my love for AL Bundy

@rogerdavis9962 Жыл бұрын

I love my generation...POSITIVE VIBES TO ALL OF YOU OUT THERE

@Englishsea24 Жыл бұрын

"Did you miss me?" "With every bullet so far"😂 That was my fave one

@broncos8664 Жыл бұрын

Lol I died laughing

@lijo4518 Жыл бұрын

These never get old

@falcon4548 Жыл бұрын

Al .. what’s that toilet have that I don’t? A job ! 😂😂😂😂

@lynnmartz8739 15 күн бұрын

I remember the one he told Peg "either feed me or eat me I just wanna be part of the food chain'.

@anthonyquarles7647 2 жыл бұрын

This was one of the funniest shows ever 😂 🤣

@thearmyflyer4905 Жыл бұрын

Please bring this back with no holds barred. Married with Grandchildren!

@sonnybedez7040 8 ай бұрын

I’m 43 and miss this show so much, Glad we have the reruns

@Dirtbiker-guy Жыл бұрын

"Well I'd say it behind your back but my car's only got a half tank of gas" Yep, I miss this show.

@lijo4518 Жыл бұрын

Classic 👍

@pauljohnsen Жыл бұрын

Love the one. Put a bag over ski mask. Lol😂

@GerritDeSmedt Жыл бұрын

omg thank you. I'm not native english & that line went to fast to comprehend. Haven't laughed so hard since .. well.. this show was on ^^

@RyanWeber794 Жыл бұрын

well take a gander in the seat next to you if you wanna see what your future looks like

@danaabel1049 Жыл бұрын

I also liked the 1 that goes like this: (Lady) "And where do you think you're going?? Aren't you open??" (Al) "Sorry, Ma'am, but unlike your mouth, we occasionally close."

@sydbarrett5975 Жыл бұрын

"It's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat." Haha classic Al. Dude was the best.

@marciocorrea8531 8 ай бұрын

Cruel...😂

@bryangore5643 9 ай бұрын

Married with children was in a class by itself it is a legendary sitcom you knew when you watched the show you was going to die from laughing so hard i loved the whole cast even the dog

@CottonKandyCake Жыл бұрын

The chicken jokes get me every freaking time

@cklindo4646 2 жыл бұрын

I remember really looking up to Al Bundy when I was 12. I still do at 43

@joe_hoeller_chicago 2 жыл бұрын

Be like Al. Ask yourself, “What would Al do?”, and just do that.

@gpweaver 2 жыл бұрын

The older I've gotten, the more I've realized how right Al Bundy was. The strange thing is, the Bundys were one of the most realistic and functional families on television.

@RoyAnderson 2 жыл бұрын

Shout out to another 43 year old! Isn’t it crazy to be us right now? What a world.

@cklindo4646 2 жыл бұрын

@@RoyAnderson Yeah, it's crazy. I am happy that I saw technology evolve, the turn of the Century, and most of all the Music of the 80s.

@TonyTone1 2 жыл бұрын

How could you look up to a loser Shoe Salesman role, that didn’t love his wife or didn’t wanted to make love to her etc. I sure wouldn’t want to be like him in real life.

@ddelaney712 6 жыл бұрын

The days before political correctness. Bliss.

@bmoshareholderappleshareho855 2 жыл бұрын

I was watching an episode of Taxi once. This young couple were on a taxi date. All of a sudden the girl blurts out, "If you had a car, we wouldn't be here." Then the guy retorted, "If I had a car, I wouldn't be with you. I would be with Wendy".

@bobbydouglass1813 2 ай бұрын

sad, isn't it

@mattchris83 6 ай бұрын

I love how everytime Bundy roasts Marcy, Jefferson starts cackling in the background.

@imnoscholar3157 2 жыл бұрын

Peggy: "did you miss me?" Al: "with every bullet I got"🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ThreeXIFan Жыл бұрын

I love how Marcy's husband even laughs at the jokes about his wife

@matimus100 Жыл бұрын

Three is in love everyone 💕 congratulations Three 👏 💖 ❤ 💕 💓 💗

@Palmolive360 Жыл бұрын

Will Smith could learn a lot from that...

@7thsonofa7thson80 Жыл бұрын

He and al were buddies.

@BarryMikokinju Жыл бұрын

@@Palmolive360 Lmao Karsten 😂

@Mushroom.Madness. Жыл бұрын

I never really thought about it but no wonder im such a hearless ass. i remember most of this show from early childhood

@handyandy8931 8 ай бұрын

Wow do I miss that kind of comedy!!! I Havnt laughed that hard in a while !!

@tommythecooldudescan Ай бұрын

Well one day when I make my own movies and shows. I'm going to bring that style of comedy back. I'm not afraid of those people. I don't care what they say. I'll bring back that style of comedy. But at least The Bundy's are coming back.

@aDzey. 8 ай бұрын

Al Bundy is an absolute legend!!! Always loved him since i was 13 :D

@raulsantos5670 6 жыл бұрын

That program will go down in history as one the best tv shows ever. MARRIED WITH CHILDREN RULES!!!!

@jamescrawford8232 2 жыл бұрын

Damn I miss this show. Al's brutal humor is what the world needs now

@999Patriots 2 жыл бұрын

Too many snowflakes would complain.

@jamescrawford8232 2 жыл бұрын

@@999Patriots fuck 'em, all the damn snowflakes can go be offended together in their own little country, can even call it Snowflakia so they know where to go, lol

@reginaldlevesque6988 2 жыл бұрын

Al Bundy is too good for this world...

@Buttington_Headerson Жыл бұрын

@@999Patriots there’s always an audience

@Nick-lu5sg Жыл бұрын

Oh man, my elementary days waiting for the clock to hit 4 just so I can run home and catch an episode. Those days were the best

@learn2letgooo 3 ай бұрын

Even Marcy's jokes wouldnt be allowed these days... Sad

@hernje 6 жыл бұрын

To this day, Al can make me laugh out loud.

@carmenchaparro7744 3 ай бұрын

This show is hilarious. My favorite of all time. Al Bundy is the man

@detumaki 4 ай бұрын

Ill never stop missing this show. This has been my go to whenever im depressed. Me and my dad would laugh at this all the time. After he passed it became my gateway to remembering him. Ive got nearly every episode on VHS from recording at home, and the whole DVD box Set. This show could never be made today But id give anything to see it just a few more episodes

@jleon3366 6 жыл бұрын

Love that Jefferson is always cracking up in the background when Al insults Marcie

@parkesc7832 6 жыл бұрын

"I'd say it behind your back but my car only has 1/2 tank of gas!" LMAO

@ericdrews742 Жыл бұрын

I stayed up late to catch this sit-com, helped me work through my Major Depressive Disorder Re- acurent...

@rogermcbride1284 24 күн бұрын

Bundy was the King! Listening to these just now has me rolling!

@noddy1414 2 жыл бұрын

Ed O'Neill is a legend, he played Al Bundy to perfection :)

@KrishnaSingh-ow1ie Жыл бұрын

Him and marry actually didn't like each other in real life

@danyeo 2 жыл бұрын

My Dad and I never really got along much. I was 19 in 1989 and I remember him laughing his ass off to this show. I would go sit down, and we'd both laugh our asses off.

@elaineewalt8137 Жыл бұрын

Now THAT'S a Great memory! 😉👍

@junsu21 10 ай бұрын

the crazy thing about Married with Children is that there's no way this show could ever be written in today's Hollywood. 2023 America is way to freaking sensitive to allow this comedic genius.