Criminals and Smartphones Don't Mix
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@LegalEagle Жыл бұрын
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@rustystratten499 Жыл бұрын
There is no short of "dumb" criminals, im sure you'll have content for years to come
@romefalls. Жыл бұрын
i will do the exact opposite of this video's moral and record everything i do
@johnymey4034 Жыл бұрын
You owe Simon Whistler a reference credit. He's the godfather of "Don't Record Your Crimes"
@johnymey4034 Жыл бұрын
@@Gg-ij7li jesus is fake
@rustystratten499 Жыл бұрын
@@johnymey4034 Ello fellow brain blaze enthusiasts
@eldibs Жыл бұрын
"Don't record your crimes" is basically an extension of the most important legal advice that all lawyers wish their clients would follow, and that advice is "Shut up."
@joshyoung1440 Жыл бұрын
Yes, we know, that's... exactly how language works?
@MyChannel773 Жыл бұрын
@@joshyoung1440 ? if you really have to be snappy in a reply, at least be sure it makes sense first
@RageUnchained Жыл бұрын
@@joshyoung1440 are you sure that you understand how language works? Your use of commas is incorrect; which makes me question whether you do understand.
@dracothewarrior4316 Жыл бұрын
@@RageUnchained Actually, his use of commas is correct. If you take out "we know", his sentence would still make sense; it's just an extra detail
@Neenerella333 Жыл бұрын
Even before smart phones, criminals couldn't help but brag to friends or fellow inmates for clout. For example: I don't see the police car gas siphoner getting any smarter. He's proud of it.
@delphic464 Жыл бұрын
"Ghosts disappered, aliens stopped visiting, and police started shooting unarmed people." Damn, truth.
@Blasted2Oblivion Жыл бұрын
Unarmed doesn't mean harmless.
@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree Жыл бұрын
@@Blasted2Oblivion Yeah, people really underestimate the dangers of Autistic kids stimming and packets of skittles. FR though, you have a point in all fairness, the hand is a powerful tool when used correctly, but the genuine threats with open hands are few and far in between.
@trentdaballergaming7637 Жыл бұрын
@@Blasted2Oblivion agreed but police has killed people that were harmless ie mistaking toys phones etc for guns for every race not only black people but that should go without saying
@limacharlie1 Жыл бұрын
@@Blasted2Oblivion so every time a cop finds someone whos willing to throw hands, they should be allowed to execute them?
@Grinnar Жыл бұрын
@@Blasted2Oblivion have you considered not defending the killing of restrained and subdued suspects?
@BelgorathTheSorcerer Жыл бұрын
I think recording your crimes is a fantastic idea. It helps get rid of any nagging reasonable doubt issues that might pop up at the trial.
@gabrote42 Жыл бұрын
Honestly not needed. People get convicted on a single person's word alone for DUI.
@msk-qp6fn Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@0011peace Жыл бұрын
@@gabrote42 all they need is your blood or a breathlizer for DU
@gabrote42 Жыл бұрын
@@0011peace how optimistic of you
@seabassdarapper 10 ай бұрын
@@gabrote42that sounds super easy to disprove if you're not actually drinking and driving
@goosegoose5737 Жыл бұрын
The lady saying “it was just a joke we don’t steal” right after stealing is just so funny to me
@glenn6583 Жыл бұрын
A girlfriend of mine once said to me " I don't lie". I am pretty honest. But I sometimes lie, I am human and also sometimes polite. It was the beginning of the end of a sexy relationship. Ah well, so it goes sometimes!😂
@graham.crackers Жыл бұрын
I feel like this is appropriate- 'It's just a prank bro' The prank:
@Twisted_Code Жыл бұрын
yeah, "we totally wouldn't do exactly what we just recorded ourselves doing" like really, is this a game of among us? Imagine "I would never kill blue and then immediately report it... *secretly finger slipped*"
@heatherduke7703 Жыл бұрын
I think she means that he was just pretending to siphon the gas. That makes a lot more sense on why he posted a photo of it. Still dumb…
@kamilytee 6 ай бұрын
@@glenn6583 "I don't lie" and "I never ever lie" are different sentences also many people don't even consider 'white lies' actual lies, so what was your point?
@Vesperitis Жыл бұрын
I demand more Illegal Eagle giving us legal advice. He seems like such a cool guy.
@efremvercaigne7265 Жыл бұрын
He seems totally trustworthy!
@unitrader403 Жыл бұрын
Illegal Eagle doesnt give legel advice, he only gives illegal advice... :P
@lemonielala3080 Жыл бұрын
Especially with that hairdo
@MegRabbit Жыл бұрын
That whole look demands a dual role bit. I wanna see illegal eagle and legal eagle spar.
@Canoby Жыл бұрын
For when you want not just a criminal defense lawyer, but a Criminal defense lawyer lol
@skipads5141 Жыл бұрын
100% *DO* keep recording your crimes. Post them everywhere. Send them to as many people you can't trust.
@JackieBright Жыл бұрын
For extra clout send it directly to the police (without stripping location metadata) to flex on them for not being able to catch you
@MysticEagle52 Жыл бұрын
@@JackieBright they won't know what Metadata is lol
@arsenic-catnip Жыл бұрын
@@JackieBright Name check's out
@vryusvin3905 Жыл бұрын
Don't worry. Anyone who is about to record their crimes and post them on social media would just take this video as encouragement :) "Don't tell me NOT to record my crimes, now I'm gonna record them twice!" Thank the stars most criminals are morons.
@stevesether Жыл бұрын
Completely agree. Pro Tip: Cops have to tell you if they're cops. So if you're doing something illegal and you think your new friend is a cop, just ask him. If he says no, he's not a cop and you won't get busted.
@Mr_T_Badger Жыл бұрын
I recall they caught the BTK Killer in 2005 when he stupidly asked the police if they could track him through a floppy disk. They said no, because of course they did, and he got tracked down due to the metadata imbedded in his MS Word file. 🤣
@seniorchonkza997 Жыл бұрын
Lmfao word
@manueltapia1859 Жыл бұрын
But to bad to his daughter se always be remember as a killers' daughter!!!
@nikkiofthevalley Жыл бұрын
@@manueltapia1859????? What?
@manueltapia1859 Жыл бұрын
@@nikkiofthevalley imagine to know that your own blood is not what you thought un this case your father. She is having a normal life and try to overcome this.
@BoxOfToasters Ай бұрын
Dang it, and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those pesky bits!
@Norrikan Жыл бұрын
Couple of years back there was a situation with an armed gunman trying to rob a local gas station. During the hold-up his cellphone rang and the dude not just actually went and answered it, but apparently also turned around for some privacy, whereupon one of the customers smashed him in the back of the head with a bottle of vodka (or possibly whiskey, the stories differ in that regard), dropping the robber to the ground and stunning him long enough for the other people present to dogpile him.
@msk-qp6fn Жыл бұрын
This is beautiful
@crazynutreviews2647 Жыл бұрын
Please tell me there's video footage somewhere!
@Heretowatchvideos123 Жыл бұрын
🤣 stupidity at its finest
@hesky10 Жыл бұрын
Would be ironic if it was their parole officer to check they were keeping on the straight and narrow!
@OGSontar Жыл бұрын
"...ghosts disappeared, aliens stopped visiting, and police started shooting unarmed individuals..." Man, you nailed that one on the head but good.
@TexasbyStorm Жыл бұрын
Except there's never been more evidence because of cellphones. Clearly the man is out of touch.
@OGSontar Жыл бұрын
@@TexasbyStorm You're comment is unclear. There is no more credible evidence of aliens or ghosts with the advent of smartphones, tending to indicate there is no real evidence at all, and what there is is still blurry crap. There is a lot more evidence of police shootings. Please clarify your comment.
@k1ngcarrot Жыл бұрын
@@TexasbyStorm I can’t tell if you’re missing the joke or being sarcastic
@tobiastames5224 Жыл бұрын
@@TexasbyStorm yes, that's the literal joke.
@robert23456789 Жыл бұрын
Am sure Aliens only visit us just to see the shit show our race is
@zaclentz4593 Жыл бұрын
I'm almost ashamed of how hard I laughed at "illegal eagle."
@zaclentz4593 Жыл бұрын
@@VectorOfKnowledge 100% shame-free laughter
@VectorOfKnowledge Жыл бұрын
@@zaclentz4593 😂😂😂
@MasonDixonAutistic Жыл бұрын
We need to see more of that guy; he seems to be 'based and crime-pilled'
@lukasmautner4596 Жыл бұрын
Illegal Eagle gives off really strong Prison Mike vibes
@ModernFennec 6 ай бұрын
@@VectorOfKnowledgeblack markeet parakeet
@goawayimreading1685 Жыл бұрын
"While the phones may be smart, the criminals are still really dumb." Best line ever, lol!
@badbirdkc Жыл бұрын
In my previous job, I produced/inspected microfilm. Most of it was digitizing documents for record keeping and preservation. One of our regular customers was a smallish town's police department. While inspecting a roll of film, one case caught my eye. A teenager, who was in the custody of his mother, ran off and took his infant with him. He had been dealing with court ordered therapy and other assorted things for being in previous legal trouble. He even mailed his mother a letter teller her not to look for her and that she and the police would never find him. Well, they found him. They found him because he logged into his Xbox Live account while hiding out in his dad's basement.
@Heretowatchvideos123 Жыл бұрын
💀
@MartinIsRunning Жыл бұрын
“Police started shooting unarmed people.” Full stop, I love your content for exactly this reason. Desert-dry satire is best satire.
@ColoringKaria Жыл бұрын
Like Popeyes chicken: desert dry! 👌🥰😍
@MartinIsRunning Жыл бұрын
@@joelle4226 You know what? I may have used the wrong word. But it was definitely a “point” he’s making (that of course unarmed police violence has been going on since before cell phones existed).
@jonwallace6204 Жыл бұрын
Deadpan is the best comedy.
@The_Modeling_Underdog Жыл бұрын
@@jonwallace6204 Always was. Always will.
@billliktor Жыл бұрын
Cops are...
@lukaskaufmann8586 Жыл бұрын
This has perfect timing: Today (22nd September 2022) Czech police distributed photo of an escaped convict who escaped asking for help in looking for him. Under the post of the news channel about it on Facebook, his father commented "You have your sense, keep up, I will always be there for you. Dad" to which another of his relatives responded "Dont worry dad, he is staying with us"
@grmpEqweer Жыл бұрын
🤦
@justabookworm1382 Жыл бұрын
I really want to see the original source 🤣
@wendy645 Жыл бұрын
That is freaking MAGICAL 🤣🤣🤣
@kadebrockhausen Жыл бұрын
This is not legal advice but practical advice: DO NOT USE MILK OF YOU'VE BEEN PEPPER SPRAYED. Use water to wash it out! You do not want to risk milk in your eyes, you don't want it to start curdling or not leaving your eye cavity. Water is always the safest bet!
@erinschmidt8633 Жыл бұрын
Not planning on getting peppersprayed, but thank you
@ausferret Жыл бұрын
Some folks use bananas.
@erinschmidt8633 Жыл бұрын
@@ausferret You Sir, are dirty.
@agent__berry Жыл бұрын
@arthurmorgan8978 shut up please
@smilwastaken Жыл бұрын
@Arthur Morgan It mostly applies if you're at a protest
@theKillingJokes Жыл бұрын
I know we're all thinking the same thing: Illegal Eagle needs his own regular segment.
@daelkolwitz3509 Жыл бұрын
My buddy is a Deputy District Attorney, and he told me, "It's not the smart criminals we capture."
@virg0_lem0nade Жыл бұрын
yep, the only criminals getting caught are the ones who can be outsmarted by a police officer.... that's why only the really, really, REALLY dim criminals get caught. lol.
@topogigio7031 Жыл бұрын
Yep, Police are too lazy to go after the actual criminals.
@samlevi4744 Жыл бұрын
Low hanging fruit is the way of law enforcement and limited resources
@likebot. Жыл бұрын
@@samlevi4744 Naw... it ain't low hanging fruit. It's just that the smart criminals employ the police from their government offices. Notice Trump is still free.
@darthparallax5207 Жыл бұрын
Regrettable, but I don't hold it against the justice system. I've known all my life the only one who catch smart criminals is Batman.
@dustlass Жыл бұрын
Remember when Legal Eagle was watching It's Always Sunny and said it was unrealistic that people would bring drugs into court with them? He had so much faith in humanity back then...
@MV96_ Жыл бұрын
To be fair, I bet the writers of the show had so much faith in humanity too(if the drugs in court was intended to be a bit of absurdist comedy).
@redneckrambo9626 Жыл бұрын
The irony of the "arrest" selfie photo is effing GLORIOUS 😂😂😂
@aurizzistic Жыл бұрын
I love that Devin's idea of being a criminal is just NOT using a 55 gallon drum of the strongest, most expensive hair gel his lawyer money can buy lmao. And sunglasses, can't forget those.
@triplecastsleep1924 Жыл бұрын
I will always be impressed at how you (seemingly) effortlessly juggle elegant professionalism and rank shitposing.
@jennyjohnson5428 Жыл бұрын
Glorious, isn't it?
@dustbunny6381 Жыл бұрын
True talent tbh
@kenq7948 Жыл бұрын
This should be the top comment.
@NinjaMaxMC Жыл бұрын
Read this during the crack bit
@gengarzilla1685 Жыл бұрын
The tip is to not take yourself _too_ seriously.
@davidhayden6481 Жыл бұрын
"So, I mean, do you apologize to the cops for it?" "Not really." Love it, honestly.
@RhelrahneTheIdiot Жыл бұрын
He stole gas from the police? Based!
@darrenswails Жыл бұрын
@@RhelrahneTheIdiot you spelled "idiot" wrong
@RhelrahneTheIdiot Жыл бұрын
@@darrenswails Okay bootlicker
@Fail-harold Жыл бұрын
@@RhelrahneTheIdiot based on what? You mean to tell me he was _inspired_ by something to do that? *(This is a joke)*
@adog3129 Жыл бұрын
@@darrenswails spelled hero wrong
@sebbychou Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of one of my friend's first investigations where a criminal took a picture of his hidden stash/lab in the middle of nowhere bragging about how nobody will ever find it... except the metadata had the exact GPS coordinates in there so it was found immediately.
@pizzlerot2730 Жыл бұрын
Legendary 👍
@nikotine1030 11 ай бұрын
I remember when I was in school getting my phone stolen. Oddly enough, it didn’t seem to appear anywhere on “find my phone”, which meant that the thief didn’t decide to take it, but to turn it off entirely and hide it in the school. I was extremely lucky to find it, although not without the help of some teachers. It seemed, however, that the thief would get away with this with no repercussions… At least that was until I decided to check the camera roll and find that the idiot that stole it had recorded himself, and with such blatant proof I was able to incriminate him of his wrongdoing.
@gengarzilla1685 Жыл бұрын
I like the thought of IllegalEagle constantly trying and failing to get a hit on his lawyer archenemy like some kind of sitcom villain.
@andreaitt2321 Жыл бұрын
But Illegal Eagle can never beat 'THE POWER OF ATTORNEY'!
@volundrfrey896 Жыл бұрын
Talking about the first one, here in Sweden there was a guy who hit someone with a rental e-scooter. After he hit him he tried to end the trip and run away, however to end the trip you're required to take a picture of the scooter to prove it's parked correctly. This genius included the victim lying on the ground in the photo, the picture was of course shared with police and his identity could be determined from the app.
@rqdh22501 Жыл бұрын
Sheesh
@hks2377 Жыл бұрын
Wow🤦♀️
@TheFinalChapters Жыл бұрын
How on earth does someone end up lying on the ground from a scooter?
@suntiger745 Жыл бұрын
@@TheFinalChapters You hit them with the scooter. They weigh about 8-10 kilos, so the person wielding it can land a solid blow.
@suzbone Жыл бұрын
@@TheFinalChapters pedestrian/bicycle collisions regularly result in serious or even fatal pedestrian injuries.
@eliz_scubavn Жыл бұрын
There was a case in my old town where two car thieves went on a spree of stealing cars. The police arrested them on two charges and in the process of investigating these two cases they found videos of them not just stealing the two cars they knew about, they found videos of them stealing a number of other vehicles, that were all open cases. They got charged with 7 counts of car theft.
@timshelton5120 Жыл бұрын
The saddest part is.. We live in a world where powerful people don't get indicted unless they openly admit their crimes on line..
@JewTube001 Жыл бұрын
we live in a society
@pota2s561 Жыл бұрын
Even when they do admit their crime, sometimes people just ignore it
@0011peace Жыл бұрын
@@pota2s561 tjat jhappened to Roamn Polanski for lon gtime after he open moleedst his umder age GF
@wizardsuth 4 ай бұрын
We live in a world where a former president of the most powerful nation on the planet has been convicted of numerous crimes and still isn't in prison. And he's so conceited and greedy he sells copies of his mug shots as collector's items.
@metropod Жыл бұрын
I work for New York City Transit… and we keep dealing with people who record themselves climbing on moving trains, breaking into places they shouldn’t be, and all around trashing our trains.
@sendthis9480 Жыл бұрын
The moving trains thing sounds like an issue that will eventually solve itself. Like the tide pod thing.
@Taragoola Жыл бұрын
Lookit Mr Killjoy over here. Don’t climb on the giant metal crush machines.
@magnusbane420 Жыл бұрын
Well, that's gonna make an interesting memorial video at the funeral
@metropod Жыл бұрын
@Handy Andy 40% of the system is above ground. Some lines, such as the J and 7, are actually majority on elevated structures.
@jasona2007 Жыл бұрын
@Handy Andy easy, climb between the trains cars and use your legs to push yourself up
@badluck5647 Жыл бұрын
Please 🙏, do record your crimes! It's hysterical for the rest of us
@rustystratten499 Жыл бұрын
Second this, we all need your entertainment, record please
@LucasImpulse Жыл бұрын
recording tax evasion
@nasonguy Жыл бұрын
Yes please. Entertaining for us. Must make detective's jobs much easier too.
@auntymarushkafah Жыл бұрын
"Got milk?"
@Blasted2Oblivion Жыл бұрын
@@nasonguy There was a fun one on court cam I believe. A dude was arrested for armed robbery and was being questioned by a detective. He said admitted to it and one other at a hair salon. The detective said to him "The hair salon is just a bonus because I didn't even know about that one."
@darylcheshire1618 Жыл бұрын
before the internet and social media, my favourite story was that some PD in the US told a bunch of fugitives that they had won cash prizes from a radio station and many of them turned up and some didn’t believe that it was a sham and they were under arrest. It was televised and shown around the world.
@vespernight4236 Жыл бұрын
I'm always baffled by how many petty criminals are very stupid. But thinking about it you have to be pretty dumb to do low level crimes when the payout really isn't worth the risk
@darylcheshire1618 Жыл бұрын
@@vespernight4236 Yes they are dumb but there were work collegues who were (apparently) clever but rorted the government department I worked for. I thought you would always get found out even if years later. I suspect they start with a small thing and they dig themselves into a hole. One person who was rorting cars I knew regarded public servants with contempt and I wondered if she thought she was too smart to be caught.
@christophergarner8746 Жыл бұрын
We just had an amazing instance of someone replying to a Facebook post of the local sheriff's department asking why he wasn't listed as one of the county's most wanted. It ended exactly as you'd have expected...
@ausferret Жыл бұрын
Has anyone done that and had no criminal record and no evidence of criminal acts?
@becauseimafan 2 ай бұрын
@@ausferret 😂
@bananapanda9805 Жыл бұрын
The one I remember the most is that woman who live streamed herself drunk driving, and thus her college chose to immediately terminate her scholarship upon hearing the news
@whiteraven181 Жыл бұрын
Good for them. A rare time when I'll agree with a scholarship being terminated over a photo. Being drunk in public? Kind of rude and obnoxious. Smoking pot? Literally less dangerous than alcohol. Drunk driving? One of the least forgivable crimes there is.
@nettack Жыл бұрын
Only topped by Anne Heche who did it shortly beforehand. The law did not need to intervene afterwards.
@Mrinsecure Жыл бұрын
"Crimes are cool and you should definitely record them in exhausting detail." - Totally Not a Cop
@TheModdedwarfare3 Жыл бұрын
How do you do, fellow kids?
@mandos-studio Жыл бұрын
Whata crack a lackin
@gengarzilla1685 Жыл бұрын
I think I've heard that advice before. From a lovely chap called Paul Ice.
@eponack Жыл бұрын
My father’s friend was a defense lawyer. I was a big question asked and always took the opportunity to pick his brain when it would arise. The thing that sticks with me that he told me was criminals are idiots. He said he could always tell who made a mistake, who would learn from their error, and who would not learn, becoming a repeat customer.
@YOSSARIAN313 8 ай бұрын
The guy who siphoned the gas and then refused to apologize to the cops is a legend. Love him
@zrebbesh Жыл бұрын
I saw a great video years back where a couple of burglars had broken into the home of a guy who left a video camera on to try to catch his parrot talking. So at one point, both of them looked straight into the camera for a minute and discussed whether or not it was worth stealing - and decided the TV was a better prize.
@pineforest1442 Жыл бұрын
The TV? I’m no criminal, but wouldn’t it be better to steal stuff you can actually stuff in your pockets?
@literalantifaterrorist4673 Жыл бұрын
@@pineforest1442 What good's a single torn out security camera gonna be at the pawn shop?
@pineforest1442 Жыл бұрын
@@literalantifaterrorist4673 actually quite a bit. Now they probably don’t want to get the security camera either because it would cause suspicion, but even an iPhone can give you quite a deal of money.
@JewTube001 Жыл бұрын
@@literalantifaterrorist4673 small quality electronics are the best thing to steal after jewelry.
@carmattvidz4426 Жыл бұрын
I work in public transportation. I always hate it when people breaks laws in front of me. I am a reasonable big guy wearing a uniform so they can certainly see me. It annoys me because when they do something right in front of me I am forced to actually do my job.
@julietfischer5056 Жыл бұрын
When I worked security, a surprising number of people would say, "Go ahead and call the police" when I warned them. The police would arrive, and--surprise, surprise--be on my side.
@nvelsen1975 Жыл бұрын
@@julietfischer5056 My favourite were the people who had read some vague blog and went "oh no but you're not police, you can't eject me from the premises" aaaaand fling they went outside. 😆 Or the "But you're basically just a citizen, you can't do anything to me brandishing this knife I have" aaaaand crack went the chair over their head. (Ikea Jitsu, the dangerous Swedish martial art. Highly recommended. Much better than bare hands)
@MB-xw1tu Жыл бұрын
The same, when I was an RA in a freshman dorm. I basically told all residents, please don't be idiots. I don't want to get you fined or kicked out of housing. And then I'd tell them basically the circumstances under which I would have absolutely no choice but to call my bosses and write a report about it. (If you are obviously having a party, I will knock on your door and tell you "I think you are having a party, I'm coming back in 5 minutes and I really don't want to find any alcohol here." UNLESS when you open the door I see people with beer bottles or liquor in open sight... then I can't give you a warning/free pass, so don't open the door until all the evidence is hidden. PLEASE! Or.... if you are smoking pot in your room please make sure it isn't completely obvious to anyone walking into the wing (overwhelmingly strong smell, obvious cloudiness in the hallway). Both of these are legal issues, but as far as residence life department were concerned they were safety issues, so we were mostly interested in ending secretive drinking and preventing people from having open flames. So when people are caught in a way that meant we HAD to do the required things, it felt like... GUYS work with me here! You live right next to a grassy field the size of multiple football fields where no police are going to find you... go out there and smoke your weed like a responsible teenager!
@MB-xw1tu Жыл бұрын
@@julietfischer5056 In that same res. life career during our orientation we were taken to the campus police department (it was really large university that had as many students enrolled as lived in the city where it was located). And they brought us down to the holding cells and the benches... equipped with a steel bar so they could handcuff people to them. They wanted us to make sure all the residents knew (and told any of their visitors) that the Campus police were really police and could really arrest you, so don't think they were campus security... and that campus security shared radios with the police, so don't be a dick to them either. All of which is just so stupid, newly unsupervised 18 year olds don't get arrested for stupid stuff just because they wanted to seem tough when security told them to stop doing whatever idiot things they were doing.
@ATEC101 Жыл бұрын
@@MB-xw1tu But, DUUude! I just got a metal cassette copy of the first CD by [80's band probably] and I still have 5 speakers left on the boom box!! Actually watched someone bite a Pink Floyd album to prove the robustness of the media. F'd up one of the solos in Money.
@qloshae Жыл бұрын
We just had a case here in Sweden where two women murdered another woman and part of the reason they got caught was because of the smartphone GPS putting them at the location of the body at the estimated time and because one of them was googling stuff like, "Ways to kill someone" and "Best ways to get revenge on an ex-friend". So yea, they'd probably have gotten away with it due to having buried her in the middle of a forest. That is, if they hadn't been so incredibly reliant on their devices.
@Jeffrey_Tyler Жыл бұрын
Over 500 arrests in 48 hours is one HELL of an operation.
@janey783 Жыл бұрын
There's a subpoena out there for my tinder conversation after a guy bragged about burning down a bar in North Dakota. Hope they got him.
@Aredel Жыл бұрын
He must have thought that Tinder is a platform for arsonists to brag about their work.
@elha7982 Жыл бұрын
@@Aredel Lol yeah ;)
@stinks7065 Жыл бұрын
Wow I’ve met a lot of braggards on tinder but bragging about destruction of property is a new one. I’m kind of curious to know if that ever works for him
@witchdoctor1394 Жыл бұрын
Girl, what kinda guys are you swiping right to???
@AndaraBledin Жыл бұрын
@@witchdoctor1394 He was obviously [puts on shades]... smoking hot.
@georgeashley6643 Жыл бұрын
Last year, a group of kids set fire to the front of a shop that I worked at. They would have got away with it… if they hadn’t put them doing it on Instagram
@JargonMadjin Жыл бұрын
The Scooby Doo reboot sounds interesting "I woud have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for my own vanity." "I think you mean stupidity."
@JordanPlayz158 Жыл бұрын
It is sad that Signal and other E2EE apps are being associated with criminals :(
@kempolar9768 Жыл бұрын
Sucks that if there is even a minor possibility to misuse something, people will. Just add that to the ever growing list of reasons to hate humanity.
@olofskivarp Жыл бұрын
My mom managed to get her home burglar arrested because he recharged his phone with her card (which he managed to do several days after blocking it...) and the police used that to find him 🤣 It still was after he had managed to sell everything ☹️
@adamruiz3683 Жыл бұрын
I got massive 'How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?' energy from Illegal Eagle and I love it. Hope we see more of him in the future.
@DuranmanX Жыл бұрын
Love how the advice on this channel is never "don't do crimes" but "don't get caught"
@PROVOCATEURSK Жыл бұрын
He was taught to protect criminals.
@aronasmundurjonasson3175 Жыл бұрын
It's a lawyer's channel, and a lawyer gotta make money
@klyxes Жыл бұрын
Gotta accept people will do them. When I was in air force bases that focus on training, The sergeants/master sergeants always said " if you're gonna do something stupid, don't be stupid about it".
@LOLWHATBRO Жыл бұрын
The best way to not get caught doing a crime is to not do crimes :D
@jur4x Жыл бұрын
@@PROVOCATEURSK He once said in the video something like "if you don't know law exists, doesn't mean you are not breaking it" or something like that. Basically there are tons of laws most people don't even know they're breaking on everyday basis.
@superpumpkin1065 Жыл бұрын
"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office."-Aesop
@chatanugadotorg Жыл бұрын
Would be interested in hearing your take on the legal issues surrounding the woman hit by a train in Colorado when the cops arresting her put her in handcuffs and in the back of a cruiser they'd stupidly left parked on a railroad crossing.
@murderlord Жыл бұрын
Yike
@catherinesanchez1185 Жыл бұрын
That’s going to be a huge settlement for her family
@michellecrocker2485 Жыл бұрын
It’s like a keychain I had in the 90s. “Everybody’s entitled to be stupid but you’re abusing the privilege “ some people are abusing the privilege of a calamitous lapse in judgement
@rebeccacannabidragonhogan9545 Жыл бұрын
I remember that keychain!! I had it too lmfao 🤣
@scottlarson1548 Жыл бұрын
It's hard to imagine how Nixon could have been prosecuted if he hadn't kindly recorded every detail of his criminal activity on audio tape.
@akaimizu1 Жыл бұрын
Or if it happened in today's climate, where a person in any high enough political position could have everything recorded, for everyone to see, and still have the ability to dodge prosecution, at least for quite a while.
@firebirdkurt Жыл бұрын
But he was a republican hunter has the FBI covering for him and no charges for the thousands of crimes
@wexplo15 Жыл бұрын
@@akaimizu1 I'm sure everything Orangeface did was recorded.
@gengarzilla1685 Жыл бұрын
Dumb criminals are really about as old as the concept of crime itself.
@KyrenDinh Жыл бұрын
Was Nixon prosecuted? I thought he resigned and then was pre-emptively pardoned after
@alexanderblackie6704 Жыл бұрын
Objection! Hey legal Egal. I love your show, I am currently studying law in South Africa, and your show was what inspired me to get into the legal practice. Please could you review the "Tapdancing around the witness" Scene from the musical/movie Chicago? It's an awsome legal scene, a little fanciful, but a really cool example of a perfect cross-examination against a hostile witness.
@stevenbedford266 Жыл бұрын
"videotaping our crime spree is the best idea we've ever had'-Jimbo
@ignitionfrn2223 Жыл бұрын
0:55 - Chapter 1 - Smart phone, dumb thief 3:00 - Chapter 2 - Status ,arrested 5:00 - Chapter 3 - Think different, think detained 6:10 - Chapter 4 - Too sexy for my mugshot 9:10 - Chapter 5 - FB imessage 12:50 - Chapter 6 - Burnt alaska 15:35 - End roll ads
@allyzapena1001 Жыл бұрын
Bump
@PacificEmperor Жыл бұрын
0:10 - Chapter 0 - Illegal Eagle
@maytheforcebewithyou2701 Жыл бұрын
Hi Mr Timestamp, always be present in all videos.
@josephjennings3146 Жыл бұрын
Perfect 👌
@SylviaRustyFae Жыл бұрын
@@maytheforcebewithyou2701 Psst, cud be Ms or Mx Timestamp for all you know; ya wudnt wanna offend the Timestampin Deity, i recommend just avoidin gendered titles for the Magnificent Timestamper.
@CaptainMarvelsSon Жыл бұрын
I know this happened in several places, but I remember when one of the bigger cities near me sent out "contest winner" postal mail to people who had arrest warrants (they may be hiding, but being told they get free money drew many out). Dozens of criminals walked into what looked like a celebration only to be arrested in the back room.
@kelleren4840 Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@rebeccacannabidragonhogan9545 Жыл бұрын
Yess!! They did it with Playstations too 🤣🤣🤣
@firewoman2863 Жыл бұрын
Washington Redskins tickets!
@Mike90317 Жыл бұрын
I love that.
@ianfinrir8724 24 күн бұрын
That's how they got my uncle, told him he won a free TV.
@tie-dyeshyguy3237 Жыл бұрын
I love how he called Out googles computer generation for HD images the fact that they’re advertising you can remove people from your pictures just means to me that cops are gonna be doing this on evidence a lot.
@hizzsc2992 Жыл бұрын
To be honest you are brilliant. Absolute flawless hosting skills,perfect tone, good rhythm. Literal professional quality TV anchor.(which you actually might be, idk your story at all) Vidz are entertaining and yet educational. Thumbs up.
@baananoxx Жыл бұрын
Damn, I should listen to this Illegal Eagle guy He seems like a knowledgeable and trustworthy citizen.
@briannelson27 Жыл бұрын
SMASH THAT LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE BUTTON SO I CAN SMASH THESE WINDOWS!!!!
@Lmcv82 Жыл бұрын
He's a criminal lawyer... A CRIMINAL lawyer
@finadoggie Жыл бұрын
@@Lmcv82 good pun
@williamedge5130 Жыл бұрын
My Therapist: "Illegal Eagle isn't real, he can't hurt you." Illegal Eagle:
@grmpEqweer Жыл бұрын
He wouldn't. Although if you buy any product he's selling, good luck with that.
@tomilad Жыл бұрын
Man I remembered about ilegal eagle from wolf 2 blitzmensch ad
@superleipoman Жыл бұрын
Tonight we kill the bird lawyer.
@Ten80pete Жыл бұрын
Whhhhaaaaa?! A big ol' shoutout to Mike from That Chapter in a Legal Eagle video?! My mind and heart have been filled to capacity this evening. Two of my favorite "True Crime" channels, together at last!
@MizukiUkitake Жыл бұрын
The Pugh story reminds me of a screenshot I saw of a guy replying to his own wanted post on (I think) Facebook, saying he couldn't turn himself in... yet.. And the police negotiated an appointment with him to turn himself in a week later.
@stephen3164 Жыл бұрын
The amount of people wearing “1776” shirts and/or shouting to the camera what their intentions that day were is just staggering.
@goonerbear8659 Жыл бұрын
But please, continue about how it was an antifa setup.
@YourLocalZombie Жыл бұрын
It's amazing what people will say when they think they're going to win.
@Brett_S_420 Жыл бұрын
They chant "TREASON! TREASON!" as they commit TREASON.
@Brett_S_420 Жыл бұрын
@@goonerbear8659 Trump wants to pardon the "Antifa" people in jail!
@DoctorBiobrain Жыл бұрын
Part of the issue is that they seem to imagine the Revolutionary War was legal, as if the Declaration of Independence gave permission to the Founding Fathers to revolt and they weren’t punished if they were caught. And so they’re just following that tradition and think they’re allowed to attack our government if they’re pushed too far and the government can’t fight back. This is what happens when you learn about reality from Hollywood movies and think everything is justified if you’re the protagonist.
@DorifutoRabbit Жыл бұрын
Very brave to cook in a suit, I could be making food with my nice clothes hung up in the closet in another room and somehow still get food on them
@slcRN1971 Жыл бұрын
😆😂🤣😆‼️ Right there with you. I put on a very nice new outfit and in less than half a day, it looks a mess! Yet if I wear something that I’ve worn many times, mysteriously it stays clean, unwrinkled and in great shape, for the whole day‼️
@eriklind8489 Жыл бұрын
I love watching stuff about stupid criminals.....It helps me realize that my "sad" life could actually be worse.
@ausferret Жыл бұрын
Plan it right and get someone else to take the fall. Just need proper planning.
@BrandEver117 Жыл бұрын
Okay did LegalEagle borrow that jacket or did he already have that laying around? WE NEED ANSWERS
@deadlikedisco4726 Жыл бұрын
I'm not a fan of three letter agencies, but I have to hand it to the FBI on project Trojan Shield. That was such a hilarious move. Absolute legends.
@nettack Жыл бұрын
Better the programmer will stay undisclosed for all times. Until all eternity he will remain the greatest snitch, not receiving a stitch, but every single acquaintance of him landing in a ditch... after being gruesomely tortured, every single step being meticulously documented and sent to him.
@krakkenzomboid6341 Жыл бұрын
I’m glad to hear someone with some knowledge also refer to them as treasonous
@lemons57 Жыл бұрын
there are a lot of legal stories in the news right now. I'm sure you are hard at work making a great video about those stories Eagle. I can't wait to watch.
@drrenard1277 Жыл бұрын
In regards to stolen phone story, I keep my phone synced with server and it keeps a log of gps and tower IDs as well. My last phone was stolen and was able to be used to find exactly where the phone was. Thank you Syncthing.
@Tetsujinhanmaa Жыл бұрын
Hey LegalEagle, if you ever do a part two, you can cover Craig Lynch. Guy escaped prison and spent up to 20 hours a day on Facebook taunting cops.
@selinesbeau Жыл бұрын
You'd get along well with the Casual Criminalist. He's always like, "Don't write down your crimes! Well, do so you can get caught, but DON'T WRITE DOWN YOUR CRIMES! C'mon dude!"
@triciac.5078 Жыл бұрын
I came looking for this comment :)
@PhantomNull13 Жыл бұрын
I don't know about you, but I really need some kind of notebook to remind me about this. I keep writing mine down by accident.
@johnymey4034 Жыл бұрын
Yes, all hail the whistle boy
@auntymarushkafah Жыл бұрын
"If you're going to crime, you should use a Samsung."
@Blasted2Oblivion Жыл бұрын
I can't help thinking of that scene in Liar Liar. "Stop breaking the law a**hole!"
@mikehuff9793 Жыл бұрын
My fav of the past few years is the “how steady is your hand/show me your fingerprint,” challenge 🤣 Not too mention the cash flexers with no previous taxpayer-history. IRS be real interested in those people 🤣
@Jeffrey_Tyler Жыл бұрын
Omg that clip of the lady saying "we're storming the capitol. It's a revolution!" made me spit laugh. That level of delusion is hilarious and sad at the same time. Is there a word for that? Something that is hilarious and sad at the same time?
@matthewtrujillo7228 Жыл бұрын
It's depressing and hilarious, I call it deprarious
@Deathstrike613 Жыл бұрын
A few years ago, the local sheriffs department sent out letters to people with warrants informing them that they won tickets to the Ozzy Osbourne concert that included a shuttle to the show. They just had to meet at a certain bar to claim their prize. Once checked in, they were informed of their outstanding warrant, and promptly arrested.
@MononymousM Жыл бұрын
Is that not literally the plot of a Simpsons episode?
@kiraina25 6 ай бұрын
@@MononymousMAnd also part of a TMNT episode (the other half involved Krang airlifting the place all the criminals had gathered so that he could eliminate the competition).
@weepingscorpion8739 Жыл бұрын
I borrowed my mother's car when going to work one day. When I came back the side mirrors had been broken. I phoned the police, some officers arrived, they made a report, so that our insurance would pay for the damages but told me that they'd likely never catch the perp. - Fast forward a few weeks, I get a call from the police asking if we had had any more expenses, because they had caught the guy and were collecting evidence. When I asked how they caught him, they replied: "he allowed himself to be filmed breaking the mirrors."
@nerd1000ify Жыл бұрын
I once got an unsolicited call from the police: "we caught the guy who broke into your car." I didn't know my car had been broken into. What had happened was this individual got into my building's 'secure' carpark, and in full view of the CCTV cameras went around trying the doors of every car he could get to. Apparently I'd forgotten to lock mine... but I don't keep anything worth stealing in there, so he got in, looked around, and promptly got out again. At least he had the courtesy to close the door behind himself. I should note that there is a CCTV camera literally next to my parking space, so of course the police were able to identify this gentleman and my car license plates. I don't know what came of it, but I assume it wasn't the only thing on the guy's rap sheet.
@shoutdowncreative2705 Жыл бұрын
got a chuckle out of seeing u remain in suit as u "cooked" your hello fresh meal. that is some product placement genius
@alanpennie8013 Жыл бұрын
The second mugshot was a very definite improvement, so there's that.
@AdroSmiley Жыл бұрын
I’d love to see a video (or maybe series) on incredibly smart criminals who only failed at least in part due to the skilled work of lawyers bringing them to justice. Like Oceans 11 level shenanigans that came crumbling down around them at trial. Just the idea that these people planned something so elaborate and brilliant but missed one crucial detail and during cross examination they play themselves in the end. The look of defeat would be priceless
@stevecuddles Жыл бұрын
I think smart criminals mostly only get caught by working with dumb criminals
@Compucles Жыл бұрын
That's the best part of playing the "Ace Attorney" games.
@wizardsuth 4 ай бұрын
There are a few episodes of _Columbo_ in which a premeditated murder leaves very little evidence, but the culprit commits a second murder to hide the first, and it's much sloppier.
@michaelthornton4506 Жыл бұрын
The first story reminds me of when this couple stole my Mom's iPad right out of her car. I was maybe 13 or 14 at the time. Luckily for her (and eventually us), my Dad got her a new one. Once she set up her new one with her iCloud and everything, a weird email started popping up asking us to sign in, along with there being photos of a couple we didn't know in her photos. My major strength with computers is knowing what to search on Google, and I was able to find their Facebook by searching their email. My Mom got the old iPad back within two weeks. It baffles me today that this (adult) couple was SO STUPID that they left a breadcrumb trail obvious enough for a 13/14 year old kid to track
@TheModdedwarfare3 Жыл бұрын
Good work, detective.
@matthewkreps3352 Жыл бұрын
Does the average person know how a TV works? Does the typical computer user know the programming language of their most common apps? That couple didnt know how Apple accounts work.
@michaelthornton4506 Жыл бұрын
@@matthewkreps3352 Apple iCloud is pretty self-explanatory, as is wiping an iPad to factory settings if it's used. Barring that, everything is a Google Search away, barring that... Don't steal someone's personal belongings out of their car! Sorry I don't have sympathy for someone who robbed my mother :/
@DrBusiness9 Жыл бұрын
Editing in this video was on point! From the next episode sample audio to the fake fbi messaging app texts lol
@DaeIca Жыл бұрын
You can tell LegalEagle had a lot of fun making this episode. Top notch word plays, puns and jokes 👌
@nasis18 Жыл бұрын
I read about a guy who broke into a home. He proceeded to log into Facebook on their computer. He left the house, and he didn't log out of his Facebook. Giving the police all his personal information.
@templarw20 Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Simon Whistler’s Casual Criminalist channel, and his growing rules list. First is “Don’t write down you crimes.”
@Al3xtheMeh Жыл бұрын
SHUT UP FACT BOY!!
@maxdanielj Жыл бұрын
Simon should do a video like this on toptenz
@templarw20 Жыл бұрын
@@maxdanielj Personally, I'd love to see a colab where Devon answers Simon's "WTF Legal System" questions.
@LundenVagrant Жыл бұрын
Absolutely love the shout out to Ol' Mike over at That Chapter
@itzyforever17 Жыл бұрын
absolutely the best intro you’ve ever done lmfao i really enjoyed the humor
@Martcapt Жыл бұрын
I like to imagine Devin is just the right type of lunatic to cook in a suit
@kamcorder3585 Жыл бұрын
But he wears an apron to protect his Indochino suit
@suzbone Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the free fantasy fuel?
@agilitykissa Жыл бұрын
I do everything in a suit lol I like suits :)
@S8_10 Жыл бұрын
@@agilitykissa Barney, is that you?
@jazzycat8917 Жыл бұрын
@@kamcorder3585 Indochino needs to branch into aprons. For the business gourmet
@Trumpeter667 Жыл бұрын
And the stories continue - a few weeks ago someone in my area went to trial for murder and one of the major pieces of evidence was a video he had gotten one of his buddies to take that showed him in the act (even confirming that the camera was rolling). The video was then shared over Snapchat where it was turned over to the police. I think the whole town just did a collective facepalm… Good for the prosecution’s case, though.
@Karak-_- Жыл бұрын
This's not just stupid, that's messed up. Why would you record murdering someone?
@Trumpeter667 Жыл бұрын
@@Karak-_- that, I do not know. I think maybe it was like a drive-by where they weren’t sure they’d hit or weren’t planning on hitting a person, but still it’s messed up
@gratuitouslurking8610 Жыл бұрын
Literally yesterday, alleged human trafficker and general grifter Andrew Tate finally had Romanian police catch up with him due to a pizza box as some form of weird flex/attempt to start an argument with Greta Thumburg Man, this timeline be cray-cray.
@Egerit100 Жыл бұрын
Some kids at the middle school I went to broke into a neighboring school, broke windows, trashed the cafeteria and kitchen, etc. (Btw I had never even heard of this school and when I asked someone why they did it to that specific school they were like 'bc they're our enemies'💀). They did all of it without wearing gloves, face coverings, AND they uploaded videos of this to TikTok
@Michael-bb1cw 5 ай бұрын
@@Egerit100 Can't say I’m surprised they made no effort to hide that they were responsible. Middle school students aren’t exactly known for their intelligence and smart decision making.
@monroerobbins7551 7 ай бұрын
7:18 THAT’S WHAT THAT PATTERN’S CALLED?? Dude, you’ve answered a question that’s loomed in my brain for years that has come roaring back, to finally be vanquished.
@ericripley4716 Жыл бұрын
Didn't expect a clip of That Chapter, love Mike!
@tskmaster3837 Жыл бұрын
I was not prepared for Illegal Eagle. Then again, there's nothing in the world that could have prepared me.
@tejaswoman Жыл бұрын
THANK YOU for acknowledging the anti-semitic dog whistle in that last segment. I get so tired of seeing that crap on Twitter all the time, report it constantly, despite knowing it probably won't be acted on ever.
@itemushmush Жыл бұрын
it was an amazing segment. absolute props to him for being able to cut through the BS and tell us all how it is!
@embrikchloraker8186 Жыл бұрын
LegalEagle is pretty based. I get the feeling he's rather progressive but doesn't wear it on his sleeve.
@FlareBlitzBanana Жыл бұрын
@@embrikchloraker8186 I appreciate that about him. His coverage of the Roe v Wade reversal was pretty well balanced and presented both sides of the argument equally, even if he may heavily disagree with the supreme court’s decision.
@jimwormmaster Жыл бұрын
Dog whistle?
@Siegmernes Жыл бұрын
@@jimwormmaster Dog whistle is a term that basically means a phrase that other people "In the know" will recognize but that you can deny. It's like saying "Goldberg" to refer to jews but being able to say "I just picked a random name, don't get so upset" when someone calls you out.
@serioushex3893 Жыл бұрын
Yess, nice that chapter shoutout. that channel deserves all the views. Mike is great.
@stephaniehorne6692 Жыл бұрын
I wish you would do more of these. No matter how bad my day is, I would feel better knowing I'm not that stupid
@carschmn Жыл бұрын
That dude that submitted his own mugshot was priceless
@pkmnfrk Жыл бұрын
Detective: "Quick, techie, run an analysis to determine where this picture was taken!" Techie: "Ok, it was at this specific location" Detective: "Wow, how did you pin it down so fast? Surveillance cameras? Artificial intelligence?" Techie: "Nah, just looking at the picture's location tags"
@Green28142814 Жыл бұрын
Taking selfies now just makes more sense. Back in the old days, we had to do self-portraits and oils can be a tricky material to paint with at the best of times . Tried a pastel selfie after a string of burglaries, didn't really work that well.
@SomeYouTubeTraveler Жыл бұрын
Scholars say roughly 47% of ancient Greek urns depicting warriors in combat are actually all selfies, mostly by this one dude who loved to run around naked and spear people
@VosperCDN Жыл бұрын
Definitely feel a charcoal sketch would have worked better for those post-burglary selfies, but the pastel's do have the greater appeal with the viewing public.
@TheModdedwarfare3 Жыл бұрын
@@VosperCDN don't use charcoal because the police could see you got your hands dirty and it could give you away
@bmlgordon Жыл бұрын
Acrylics for the quick drying time and easy cleanup.
@Omega-5 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the advice!
@small3687 Жыл бұрын
I love the use of the always sunny clips
@KianaWolf Жыл бұрын
Prosecuting attorney: "Do record your crimes."
@unitrader403 Жыл бұрын
better: "Have you stopped recording your Crimes? Answer Yes or No!"
@kathrynsamuelson1983 Жыл бұрын
Way back in 1974 my first year criminal professor said: "Why do criminals get caught? Because they're stupid."
@spyone4828 Жыл бұрын
I follow a news column on stupid criminals, and at first I was simply appalled, but I came to realize that it's like fishing in a shallow pool: "This is a group of people who couldn't come up with a better plan than sticking up a liquor store. It is hardly surprising that some of them are VERY stupid."
@aaronself2411 Жыл бұрын
Which is funny, given most crimes go unsolved. So, who's dumber. The idiots who commit crimes and get away with them, or the people who fail to catch them. I've heard that line from multiple lawyers/officers/professors but the reality is always so far removed from that saying it genuinely makes me think someone's stupid for saying it. Hell, where I live less than 5% of all murders get solved. Meaning, you have a FAR better chance of getting away with murder, than going to jail. And that's fuckin MURDER. Who KNOWS how many smaller crimes go unsolved.
@christopherg2347 Жыл бұрын
For a example, see Sean Sanders, June 18, 1987
@christopherg2347 Жыл бұрын
@@aaronself2411 That sounds more owed to the shitty place you live in, if there are too many cases or suspects.
@Sorcerers_Apprentice Жыл бұрын
Also, they do so many they're eventually caught by law of averages. Criminals actually get away with a fair amount of crimes they commit, but that doesn't mean you should go live a life of crime. Criminals generally lead really crappy lives. Even if they're never caught, the vast majority have no friends or family who will talk to them. They can't trust anyone because the only people who want to be around them are as nasty and unstable as they are and will stab them in the back the moment it gives them an advantage. They have no future prospects, don't know where their next meal is coming from, all they can think about is how to get a few dollars to survive the next day.
@Wmmnah Жыл бұрын
The "That Chapter" clip made me cheer. I love his content
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