Cringey Imagines 3
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@miki203 4 жыл бұрын
That extra greeting hits different when you're actually subscribed.
@DEV0LUT0NGamers 4 жыл бұрын
Same, I feel important. hahaha
@saraabdalla8803 4 жыл бұрын
LITERALLY HAHAH
@thelastyoutubecommentator800 4 жыл бұрын
hell yeah
@janaal8319 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like a vip
@TheKaselord 4 жыл бұрын
It makes me feel important ngl
@emmafriend7122 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine: You’re walking in the woods. There’s no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him: Shia LaBeouf.
@jaecamillerose 4 жыл бұрын
Emma Friend 🥺 true lol
@brianacox2442 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine: He’s following you, about 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He’s gaining on you. Shia LaBeouf.
@isabellefleszar5851 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine: you’re looking for your car, but you’re all turned around. He’s almost upon you now and you can see there’s blood on his face. By god, there’s blood everywhere! Shia LaBeouf.
@thea8704 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine: Running for your life (from Shia LaBeouf). He’s brandishing a knife (It’s Shia LaBeouf). Lurking in the shadows. Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf.
@theshyguy4932 4 жыл бұрын
That's the dream
@user-mk6fg6zl3c 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine: You're going to school and hear a faint "howdy folks" you get hit in the head and suddenly you're in Kurtis' basement. You're married now
@ivanahulley7431 4 жыл бұрын
This sent me 🤣🤣
@autumnhayes5713 4 жыл бұрын
or it's flowey the flower here to kill you
@83croissant 4 жыл бұрын
You been reading my rpff
@gemmacollins9717 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine: Your in your bedroom it’s late and you hear a faint: Howdy,howdy,howdy you scream and run but sudenllly Kurtis hits you on the head and you fall into his arms and he says gal will you marry me? You scream yessss qween slayyyyyyy the end.
@lghths 4 жыл бұрын
😪
@sarapasss 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine: kurtis forgets the extra greeting so you run to his house. When you get there, you start violently sobbing and pounding on his door. When he answers the door, Niall pops out of his ear and says, “come on in mate, we’re having filay minion for dinner. kurtis won’t tell us what the secret ingredient is, though.” You look down at the floor, and there is a puddle of blood that’s continuously streaming down the leg of his jeans. Jenna walks out of the living room, and suddenly shouts, “At least my fans do smart!” You have a seizure and collapse on the ground, and Logan Paul comes in to film your body. THE END
@mellomellon 2 жыл бұрын
wow disney world could replace every ride they have with this text post and it would feel the same.
@spidarwastaken Жыл бұрын
What the fuck
@cheesewheel3893 Жыл бұрын
lmao
@greekmythologyishappierthe3418 Жыл бұрын
that ending hit me like a bag of wet mice
@cheesewheel3893 Жыл бұрын
@@greekmythologyishappierthe3418 lmao what
@ren-pt3ll 2 жыл бұрын
just fucking imagine falling asleep while watching this video and you open your eyes only to see this cursed shot of gru pointing a gun at you. im crying so hard
@uhohava379 2 жыл бұрын
stoppp 😭😭😭😭
@Lily-xg1qq 7 ай бұрын
I’m shitting bricks bro waking up to that devious gru 💀💀
@heyheyhii 3 жыл бұрын
imagine: you're at a date with kurtis, he grabs your hand and looks at it. "you have such pretty hands, y/n~" he whispers in your ear in a low voice. you blush as he starts kissing and biting it, he suddenly eats it. you wake up in his hair and sigh, it was a dream, you're still a lice.
@heylol9166 3 жыл бұрын
😫😫😫
@anapm712 3 жыл бұрын
I believe you've written a fanfiction before
@heyheyhii 3 жыл бұрын
@@anapm712 ive been caught
@Quaintrellee 3 жыл бұрын
😰😰Glad I'm still a lice mate
@anapm712 3 жыл бұрын
@@Quaintrellee hey lol we have good profile pics 😻😻
@libertywise1983 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine: ur bully is being mean to you because of your beautiful blue eyes and your long flowing hair and big lips and then Harry styles is there and he takes you to his concert and compliments your dessert leggings
@purplee24 3 жыл бұрын
You forgot the part where Jarry stands up to the bully for you and tells them everything amazing about you and then everyone loves you and the bully is sorry and turns out to be in love with you but you ignore him and marry Harry
@sanakulkarni2986 3 жыл бұрын
And then everyone clapped
@abyssalnightmare551 3 жыл бұрын
At least his fans do smart
@necromancer8725 3 жыл бұрын
Abyssal Nightmare *shakes*
@abyssalnightmare551 3 жыл бұрын
@@necromancer8725 yes... *FEAR ME*
@thewanderer8494 2 жыл бұрын
Rewatching this, I'm still impressed that Jenna said that line with a straight face. She deserves an award for that.
@angellunee 6 ай бұрын
It's been three years and it's still fuckin hilarious I don't understand how she managed to do that either
@mountaindewbajablast4794 3 күн бұрын
queen behavior
@judahweesner2651 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta love how that girl could imagine Harry Styles doing whatever they wanted and still chose to imagine him cheating on her
@theab3957 Жыл бұрын
The insecurity is strong with this one.
@kaf-smif Жыл бұрын
no because that was such a trope back in the Wattpad Days™️, it was infuriating
@emimew Жыл бұрын
@@kaf-smif”back in the days”? I’m sure this shit is still there 😭
@HelloXrancidkitteh 9 ай бұрын
@@kaf-smif yeah, the whole main character or love interest being a victim to add drama is an overused trope on there. at least the cheating one isn't as bad as the r*pe victim main character/love interest trope. its terrible.
@ratston5128 3 жыл бұрын
"WhO yA fiNK GaVe YoU dA TEeF?" - Harry Styles
@ouchmitch 3 жыл бұрын
should I make that my senior quote??
@sophiabozi74 3 жыл бұрын
ᴍɪᴄʜᴇʟʟᴇ, YES!!
@ouchmitch 3 жыл бұрын
@@sophiabozi74 or request an other one just so I have options 😂
@sophiabozi74 3 жыл бұрын
ᴍɪᴄʜᴇʟʟᴇ, I also need to do my quote this year. I decided to do a One Direction inside joke. I made a whole list, try making a list of your favs and decide close to writing down the quote. Just an idea.
@ouchmitch 3 жыл бұрын
@@sophiabozi74 haha thanks :)
@sha2424 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine: you're walking in the woods. there's no one around and your phone is dead. out of the corner of your eye you spot him Shia Leboeuf
@Sophuriouspoems 4 жыл бұрын
Shannon Dean 😂😂 wow this took me back
@meatbeater3000 4 жыл бұрын
BBBHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
@IDONTKNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 4 жыл бұрын
Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf!
@anactualonion5137 4 жыл бұрын
BEARTRAP
@nitya404 4 жыл бұрын
Quiet quiet
@ViVimybeloved Жыл бұрын
IMAGINE: You're walking into the supermarket when suddenly you see Harry Styles. You two suddenly make eye contact. Suddenly, Harry runs at you suddenly fast. Suddenly, he grabs you by the throat and punches you until you die. Harry suddenly says, "watermelon sugar hi" in a heavenly and gorgeous voice suddenly. Suddenly.
@febreezeofdespair Жыл бұрын
relationship goals
@0NoneOfTheAbove0 Жыл бұрын
@@febreezeofdespairLMAO
@notsia Жыл бұрын
more like watermelon sugar bye
@isabellavolk1583 Жыл бұрын
The number of times you said suddenly had me dying 😭
@hushfur Жыл бұрын
@@notsia 😭😭😭
@possessedcheese 2 жыл бұрын
There was this imagine I saw once, and it was: "Imagine Wilbur Soot was teaching you how to play the guitar and then you mess up and he takes the guitar and smashes it over your head and you die"
@tyudeongis 2 жыл бұрын
OMG YES I SAW THAT ONE IT WAS SO FUNNY
@lucillewilliams1112 Жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard this is underrated
@yuyangyang36625 Жыл бұрын
omo there was one with suga from bts too i cannot hhhhhhh
@liamneedsauniquehandle Ай бұрын
this did not age the wellest
@unfortunatlyFallen Ай бұрын
Not him actually doing this
@rachelmcdonough1506 3 жыл бұрын
As a middle school teacher- I vow to now yell “true love as teens!” at least once in my career.
@sp0rkb018 3 жыл бұрын
as a middle schooler i better hear that if i get a girlfriend in the year and a half i have left
@rachelmcdonough1506 3 жыл бұрын
@@sp0rkb018 Best of luck to you!
@iliketoeatbatteries8122 3 жыл бұрын
Please let us know how that goes with your kids, as a middle schooler, I promise they’ll like it, just let us know how it goes anyway
@rachelmcdonough1506 3 жыл бұрын
@@iliketoeatbatteries8122 well first I have to find some true love to point out- which is quite difficult during Covid. But love finds a way I guess. We shall see.
@iliketoeatbatteries8122 3 жыл бұрын
@@rachelmcdonough1506 yeah that’s true, good luck though regardless
@LPOW84 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine: Kurtis Conner takes you out for drinks at his standup show and then you notice he's bald and you're like kurtis what happened to your hair and he's like what did you think was in your drinks
@FreshBread699 4 жыл бұрын
🥵great story telling
@Crystalcreates333 4 жыл бұрын
his hair was in my drink?
@slug05 4 жыл бұрын
big uwu
@izquru 4 жыл бұрын
sescksy 🤤😍😩
@FreshGirl3000 4 жыл бұрын
Lol, that made me laugh more than I expected.
@kolteel 2 жыл бұрын
i find it funny that kurtis didn't even mention the fact that harry's wife already had those divorce papers on hand. she was ready
@ahobbit1273 2 жыл бұрын
As a teacher, if my students ever have some sort of cringey romantic moment I’m so tempted to cheer “true love as teens” 😂
@goldfish6565 2 жыл бұрын
DO IT THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY -a teenager
@POWISRAD Жыл бұрын
Lmao one of my teachers always loved to “embarrass” kids when they wouldn’t listen to her or they’d talk over her in class 💀💀💀
@chrstina 4 жыл бұрын
imagine: you're celebrating your first anniversary with kurtis conner!!! he opens up a jewelry box and there's a pearl necklace!!! "kurtis, i love pearls so much!" you exclaim and giggle. "y/n, those aren't pearls. those are my teeth". you look up and scream. his gummy smile is the most perfect smile you've ever seen. you buy a house and raise three beautiful children together
@tiredrat7579 4 жыл бұрын
Why would you make me read that
@embryonic7692 4 жыл бұрын
And there all called Hamlet.
@vanessajones5752 4 жыл бұрын
I-
@ytho7432 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't have to read this but fuck yea i did
@obianuju.o7131 4 жыл бұрын
Toes aren’th pearlss, rose areth my teef
@elin2683 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine: Kurtis Conner is doing an Irish accent. He ends up sounding like all of the Beatles combined into one person
@hana-bp6ep 4 жыл бұрын
HE DOES WTH
@amethyst1989 4 жыл бұрын
IKR
@tsuki_avocado 4 жыл бұрын
@@hana-bp6ep underrated comment
@ilexdiapason 4 жыл бұрын
he's accidentally aimed a little too far to the east with that
@kemia2061 4 жыл бұрын
the Beatles are scouse-
@c1nnamodoll 2 жыл бұрын
kurtis, as a bully: well, well, well! look who it is, if it isn't the most handsome man i've ever seen ! hah ! gender dysphoria: _evaporates_
@momplspickmeupimscared 2 жыл бұрын
that's basically Canadian bullying
@omnical6135 2 жыл бұрын
can confirm, this is how people bully in Canada
@suhaneegupta814 2 жыл бұрын
@@momplspickmeupimscared your username....i fell off the bed laughing.
@glitchgwen470 2 жыл бұрын
@@suhaneegupta814 are you okay? Did you get hurt?
@suhaneegupta814 2 жыл бұрын
@@glitchgwen470 Yes, I'm fine. Thank You so much for asking!! This made me so happy!!
@Burning0Lilac 2 жыл бұрын
Peak Canadian experience is using both British and American pronunciations interchangeably and wondering which one you're supposed to use.
@jenconvertibles Жыл бұрын
very relatable as an aussie
@abaraiii 9 ай бұрын
Very relatable as an indian
@mountaindewbajablast4794 3 күн бұрын
very relatable as a crustacean
@hilakleiner764 4 жыл бұрын
can't believe kurtis just risked his life to tell us a despicable me joke :'(
@hopelessmoonlight 4 жыл бұрын
love the profile pic
@hobihobi213 4 жыл бұрын
Even zoomed in Jungkook got us WHIPPED.
@bellaem8357 4 жыл бұрын
worth it
@NebulaMortis99 4 жыл бұрын
a despicable meme
@wonwoo_ 4 жыл бұрын
Oml your profile pic lol
@lt4511 4 жыл бұрын
imagine: ur at a kurtis conner show. u stand up and say “at least my fans be smart”. kurtis starts to shake. the crowd stands and starts to chant it with u. “at least my fans be smart. at least my fans be smart. at least my fans be smart.” kurtis falls to the floor convulsing. his fans really do be smart indeed.
@dansenkat 4 жыл бұрын
L T this comment deserves every award
@atara500 4 жыл бұрын
hello very good comment but idk if you noticed or did it on purpose I am not trying to sound rude sorry but I think it says at least my fans do smart I think?? instead of be smart is do smart uh yeah sorry idk if you did that on purpose or not but ,,,, aaa bye
@sbennett6348 4 жыл бұрын
then everybody starts clapping
@speepeal3785 4 жыл бұрын
@@sbennett6348 it's an imagine, not a real story you fucking brainlet
@yejunrealgf 4 жыл бұрын
@@speepeal3785 who tf said it was a real story i think theyre aware, just adding on for jokes. and jesus you are such a snowflake chill out
@billie3811 Жыл бұрын
I can't even imagine how uncomfortable it would be to be the celebrity these were made about
@entrapta.exe_ Жыл бұрын
imagine: you're a construction worker who forgot all his supplies. luckily, a smexy lady with the biggest badonkadonks you have ever seen is on the site, offering to help you: "would you like... another nail... sir?"
@nrvsmito 10 ай бұрын
NOT GOAT STORY
@KariMari1 8 ай бұрын
OMIGOSH😱
@Solluxsmonsterenergyaddiction 3 ай бұрын
Im edging so hard to this comment right now
@beepbeepcasucha Ай бұрын
this is entrapta and hordak's lovestory come onn
@mountaindewbajablast4794 3 күн бұрын
YOU FUCKING GOT ME I wasn't expecting the goat story ending
@Michelle-sn4fy 4 жыл бұрын
When his gf actually plays his gf instead of himself doing so
@jessdewhurst4996 4 жыл бұрын
Michelle absolutely groundbreaking stuff
@OveranalyzingEverything 4 жыл бұрын
Our little kid is growing up
@SPRIETOable 4 жыл бұрын
Michelle the disappointment
@aishwaryap.2230 4 жыл бұрын
Alappat, too.
@tornbytheseams6091 4 жыл бұрын
Come again?
@Pictochatz 4 жыл бұрын
Y/n: Jungkook what was in that steak? Jungkook: Jungcock
@machinegutz 4 жыл бұрын
i-
@Anayaah421 4 жыл бұрын
I'm-
@moumidas2116 4 жыл бұрын
I'm s-
@user-ky1yb9xj7e 4 жыл бұрын
we dont speak of it maam
@jiminiejins826 4 жыл бұрын
STOPPPPPP DMCNNSCA
@foxja1 2 жыл бұрын
That Irish accent single handedly brought the famine back
@eleftheriak.8889 2 жыл бұрын
"He giggled in a shout" whenever i read sentences like these i always take pause, its my second language maybe im missing something but no, thank you kurtis, vindication feels good. It was actually hilarious for some reason i wheezed a bit
@theradioestofbois Жыл бұрын
English is my first language and sentences like the ones in these imagines make me wonder if I'm missing something
@georgestanley7175 4 жыл бұрын
the cut to him going "despicable meat... shoot..." is funnier than him saying that joke in the actual video
@danniparker2755 4 жыл бұрын
George Stanley i cackled lmao
@letsparchmentitupyo7566 4 жыл бұрын
that whole mf skit
@mayanaashley-carner9918 4 жыл бұрын
RIGHT???
@madyr616 4 жыл бұрын
@@sillymonkey73 at least my fans do smart
@sillymonkey73 4 жыл бұрын
Mady 0616 ?
@piagebot2943 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine: You’re in Kurtistown just vibin and the curly haired, hawaiian shirt wearing mayor is in town to give YOU an extra greeting
@radrose8673 4 жыл бұрын
Piage Fabez 😂💀
@clivebby4877 4 жыл бұрын
I read that as curry haired and was like "Who-"
@calvinhache6307 2 жыл бұрын
as someone with aphantasia, I love Kurtis's videos. if it weren't for him, I could never "imagine" these imaginative scenarios; truly a hero amongst society
@certifiedgreg_rose Жыл бұрын
Is nobody going to talk about how good that junkook/despicable me joke was? It was literally so funny and made me laugh a lot.
@ItsKiTime 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine: Kurtis wrapping his hand around your throat as he bellows "HI FOLKS." The life draining from your eyes. The last thing you see is the twinkle of Kurtis' nose ring in the glistening sunlight. You close your eyes. You've been liberated from the shackles of life.
@sokkvabekkr5973 4 жыл бұрын
love the detail in this
@MorbidLotus. 4 жыл бұрын
Amazing, a tear just fell from my eye
@marble_drawer 4 жыл бұрын
I've been dreaming about this for the past 6 years
@Lyndiloo 4 жыл бұрын
You're such a tease.
@tyegordon 4 жыл бұрын
*nut*
@squid3065 3 жыл бұрын
imagine: you bump into kurtis at starbucks and he says "hey im kurtis" and you respond with "at least my fans do smart." kurtis immediately starts shaking and dies. youve done it. you've killed kurtis conner
@doll1ly 2 жыл бұрын
he turns into a vibrating puddle of skin and bones and then justin bayber walks out of the fridge to mop him up. justin bayber and kurtis's eyes meet. then justin tosses his skin and bones into a cup and gives it to you, he stares into your eyes and pierces through your brain. everyone claps and you hear your middle school science (biology to be more pacific) yell out "true love as teens!" then you get married to justin in starbucks damn, i need to make a wattpad account-
@artdeco777 2 жыл бұрын
@@doll1ly what about the man I just went on a date with :(
@doll1ly 2 жыл бұрын
@@artdeco777 he is justin bayber
@jalepeenus 2 жыл бұрын
@@doll1ly i would roleplay that
@zarinapena5846 2 жыл бұрын
@@doll1ly I'm IN THE BUS, I CAN'T-
@pancakeblu4394 Жыл бұрын
It is now my life goal to meet Kurtis and say, “at least my fans do smart,” two years later.
@knuckl6972 2 жыл бұрын
10:31 and the he crawls in your ear, you yell at him to stop but he is in there
@xoDecemberBaby 4 жыл бұрын
i lost it when i heard “i cannot believe you committed suicide”
@Clara-ze9hu 3 жыл бұрын
omg same
@spookybow4391 3 жыл бұрын
Neil breen is the fucking best
@omnical6135 3 жыл бұрын
reminds me of that "he broke up with me, BY KILLING HIMSELF" tiktok
@professorquinsonsnib 3 жыл бұрын
“i’m gonna shoot this goddamn car fulla holes 🤬🤬😳😤😠🤬😭”
@mia-lc2om 3 жыл бұрын
*the neil breen vibes*
@tabelaskade4888 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine: your mother tells you to get ready as she’s sold you as a slave. You get downstairs to meet your new owners. There stands Kurtis, Drew & Danny. You’re now re named Greg, fed extra greetings for breakfast while being called stinky on a daily basis 🥺 life is good
@capenkongolo2001 4 жыл бұрын
Ahhhhh perfect.just perfect.
@jus4446 4 жыл бұрын
sounds like paradise
@Krystinelle 4 жыл бұрын
Your average Wattpad story plotline.
@jhaneilbarnett1451 4 жыл бұрын
Why u say it like they aren't the same person
@0Flow0 4 жыл бұрын
Kinky?
@herefromdrewafualo6201 2 жыл бұрын
9:55 Why does the bully sound like he has a praise kink???
@lame1178 8 ай бұрын
imagine your at kurtis' funeral and a video of a slap cam incident is played on the screen, shortly followed by the incineration of his coffin
@alt-lemon 8 ай бұрын
6 AM HOT DOG 6 AM HOT DOG 6 AM HOT DOG
@dubbaz1457 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine: Curtis Conner whispers into your ear “my guy”
@olivia_vermast 4 жыл бұрын
That sounds good but what if Kurtis did it...
@jasi5971 4 жыл бұрын
curtis konner
@Bella517 4 жыл бұрын
Or kurtis whispers “dude” 🤤🤤
@SUPERJEFF6 4 жыл бұрын
who tf is Curtis
@dramaa.llammaa1436 4 жыл бұрын
Henry Ewing the mayor
@areebahh1293 4 жыл бұрын
IMAGINE: Niall teaching you to play guitar but you couldn’t get it right and he takes the guitar and smashes it on your head. You die.
@shaywilliams9223 4 жыл бұрын
so romantic🤧🤧
@newt1348 4 жыл бұрын
ik this is from twitter but it's still hilarious 😂😂
@areebahh1293 4 жыл бұрын
S T A R K A S M i saw it on tumblr and just HAD to comment it
@irene6907 4 жыл бұрын
awww 😊💕
@saskialubeek2895 4 жыл бұрын
Hmmm, I feel like the ending should me more like: now you guys are married
@Pongocity. 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine: You name your child after a animal crossing character.
@yejiluvrr 2 жыл бұрын
Cephalobot
@theunderstatement6842 8 ай бұрын
a n k h a
@Pongocity. 8 ай бұрын
@@yejiluvrr best islander tho
@yoongiverse. Жыл бұрын
the jungkook one made me so violently uncomfortable that i had to take a break from watching the video and now i can’t stop thinking about it, some random person scarred me permanently so thanks for that
@joserosario7264 4 жыл бұрын
Kurtis: *reads Jungkook imagine* "I'm not gonna believe that someone actually imagined that" Kpop wattpad writers: *nervous sweating*
@flora534 4 жыл бұрын
Jose Rosario omg so true lmao
@cowbearrie 4 жыл бұрын
i saw somewhere someone wrote about hobi shoving sprite up his ass.. it scared me a lot.
@flora534 4 жыл бұрын
ᴄᴏᴡʙᴇʀʀʏ what the actual fuck
@rrosse 4 жыл бұрын
I saw one where jungkook fell in love with his daughter but it’s like you where suppose to be the daughter 😭
@kys2049 4 жыл бұрын
@@cowbearrie wtf 😂😂😂 you know what i am not even suprised
@ambersomething1693 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine: You see Kurtis Conner and Neil Breen at 7/11. You have a heart attack. They don’t attend your funeral
@simplysarah2113 4 жыл бұрын
Amber Ashley Imagine Neil Breen making a movie about your death where he time travels to try and save you but end up blowing up the entire world, then Neil proposes to Kurtis and they fly to Venus and spend the rest of their life together.
@adelinewurzer4533 4 жыл бұрын
i would have a heart attack if i saw neil breen in public
@Anna-19928 4 жыл бұрын
adeline wurzer I just can’t believe he exists outside of my screen, in the real world, as a real human
@ambersomething1693 4 жыл бұрын
simply sarah I am imagining that, and I like it. I ship it
@moonmoon11111 4 жыл бұрын
this the most realistic imagine I’ve ever read
@juliamdp 2 жыл бұрын
14:37 I can’t imagine how long it must’ve taken them to record that entire bit without cracking up
@beefy.jsph69420 2 жыл бұрын
3:25 missed opportunity to put a Barbie dream house 😞
@montanarose4622 4 жыл бұрын
I miss being able to find genuine imagines. Now everybody’s just ironically milking Kpop boys. I want the real, unadulterated cringe that came from the dark recesses of Warrior Cats OC forums and RP Aminos.
@eri2095 4 жыл бұрын
the warrior cats ones omfg
@lanastasial9676 4 жыл бұрын
flan au chocolat that was the worst. I’ve been to so many schools and warrior cats were at every single one.
@manuelzapata616 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know bout English amino but in the Latino RP aminos or Voice acting ones the cringe is all to real, unadulterated and mentally draining
@nocctea 4 жыл бұрын
Wait there were warrior cat imagines?? Omg how did I miss that as a kid lmaoo
@DenverSkyes 4 жыл бұрын
In 6th grade I legitimately had a crush on firestar. Yeah...
@alihughes3728 3 жыл бұрын
"She's got big eyes, lips and long hair" - wow, what an insult. Imagine having lips - ugh.
@sarahb8695 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr? And long hair and glasses? Pfft, what a nerd. * Looks in mirror * Oh...well, at least my fans do smart. * Dies*
@jamayajones4472 3 жыл бұрын
Isn't that what most pretty people look like? Lol
@ahimsa5971 3 жыл бұрын
Couldnt be me
@iliketoeatbatteries8122 3 жыл бұрын
Ew gross people with lips are so ugly. I’m so glad I was born without a mouth at all
@calcifezra 3 жыл бұрын
@@iliketoeatbatteries8122 i also enjoy the consumption of batteries, tasty treat
@ZippyFromRainbow Жыл бұрын
niall horan crawling inside your ear. you tell him to stop but he is in there always has me rolling on the floor crying-laughing
@dallasthedirtbag 7 ай бұрын
"Woah! Watch out! There's a new sherrif in town, and he's fresh outta chill! Ouch, my thumb cracked." This would look really good as a quote at the top of a Villains Wiki article lmao
@WordsFlowMagnetic 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine: Kurtis Conner is imagining you. You feel a shiver, like someone is walking over your grave. He gives you an extra greeting
@rVnsunshine 4 жыл бұрын
U win the comments
@oline5305 4 жыл бұрын
i felt that deep in my soul
@jazzicoco2390 4 жыл бұрын
Wonderful
@OzzynkaCZ 4 жыл бұрын
I love this 😂
@rb8566 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine: you’re walking in the woods. There’s no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him: Shia LeBeouf 😍😍🥵🥵
@Crow-kc1nz 3 жыл бұрын
I wish this would happen to me 😍😍
@eggeggeggegg6019 3 жыл бұрын
this is a song lmao
@PagodaToga 3 жыл бұрын
You’re running for the your life its shia lebeouf hes brandishing a knife its shia lebeouf. Eating all the bodies. Actual cannibal shia lebeouf
@videogamemusic2962 3 жыл бұрын
Katie Biedron Ah, your leg! IT’S CAUGHT IN A BeAr tRaP!!!
@jaxmcflyk8023 3 жыл бұрын
WAIT HE ISNT DEAD, Shia Suprise
@funsizedpenguin3772 2 жыл бұрын
I habitually said "bless you" when he sneezed at the end. Omg I haven't laughed so hard in a while after he said "Thank you." Needed that.
@sadgreenelf 2 жыл бұрын
8:50 some wattpad stories Be like
@yurislagalo 3 жыл бұрын
Bullies: look at the nerd she's got big eyes and lips The nerd: 👁️👄👁️
@saachi2705 3 жыл бұрын
LMAOOO
@taezer3687 3 жыл бұрын
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@elizairland6586 3 жыл бұрын
🧿👄🧿
@saraelnaggar739 3 жыл бұрын
Im iN pAaAiIiiINnnNnNNnN 👁💧👄💧👁🤚
@Kanik_Crow 3 жыл бұрын
Lol this is under appreciated
@liv5604 4 жыл бұрын
imagine: your are with kurtis and then he said “hey babey, you mind putting your feet in my cabinets for an art project?” you died after that.
@Laurendezvous 4 жыл бұрын
liv yours made me laugh at the end so thank you
@ghost-husband 4 жыл бұрын
I approve of this imagine
@adelinewurzer4533 4 жыл бұрын
this made me scream
@Elizabeth-kq4gh 4 жыл бұрын
Eric Andre lmaoo
@liv5604 4 жыл бұрын
@@Elizabeth-kq4gh so ur a person of culture
@TheCoolCryptid 2 жыл бұрын
"You come home to see him in another woman bed" Like just image one day you come home and your bed if fucking replaced by some random guys bed
@arbey7957 2 жыл бұрын
I come back every few days just to see kurtis giggling in a shout : 'you get a visit from the tickle monster' in his award winning Irish accent
@cheddarcheese774 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine: Your boyfrirend kurtis connor is eating spinach. He spills it everywhere and smashes all of your computers. Dissapointed, you escape to a purple forest where you see his twin. Your life is about to get crazy.
@lillieampurra 4 жыл бұрын
Kurtis Breen
@emmypushz 4 жыл бұрын
That reference tho
@quinndenson3489 4 жыл бұрын
Who am I? What am I?
@SailorOrbiter 4 жыл бұрын
Best imagine I've seen so far. You should have it turned into a movie. Maybe even multiple. 😍 Move over E.L. James there's a new writer in town.
@ajonye 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@janes8714 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine: "It's so good to see you again." The words send shivers down your spine. You look over your shoulder shyly, feet turning in toward each other. "H-h-hi, Kurtis." Kurtis takes off the head of his teletubby costume to look you in the eyes. "Welcome to Kurtistown."
@oh-ru3ws 4 жыл бұрын
jan s thanks i hate it!
@marisatheuglybitch8584 4 жыл бұрын
👉👈
@hhh-bu3qj 4 жыл бұрын
U///w///U
@sarahbarr429 4 жыл бұрын
You just made my minion gru
@cass6603 2 жыл бұрын
the fact that the girl in the bed with harry was Kurtissssss from episode gets me every time
@FreshBread699 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine: you meet kurtis conner on the street, he offers you an extra greeting. You explain that you aren't subscribed and he starts shaking and dying. That'll do it, kjrtis conna is dead now
@s_mai8970 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if you wanted to go to heaven... but god said "you did that jungkook imagine"
@maypalserrup 3 жыл бұрын
This is underrated 💀
@afellowturtle2119 3 жыл бұрын
That was horrible (I’m an army and wtf did I witness)
@doodledevore4374 3 жыл бұрын
@@afellowturtle2119 Hi, an army. I'm Doodle DeVore.
@zariaritzberg3946 3 жыл бұрын
Well deserved
@sophiamr4008 3 жыл бұрын
@@afellowturtle2119 same man..
@seaau 4 жыл бұрын
kurtis’s green screen is the best thing he ever bought
@trishaagr 4 жыл бұрын
is this a fellow chloe moriondo fan? :)
@frosty_teacup 4 жыл бұрын
Worth every penny
@queenicedcoffee4217 4 жыл бұрын
He forgot shoes 😂
@rfox2163 4 жыл бұрын
I'm dying at him in the car lol
@cheekiestgore1634 4 жыл бұрын
He's putting in work with that green screen this video fr
@silverlabilver585 Жыл бұрын
Your wife saying "at least my fans do smart" killed me
@s0ur_artz858 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine: you are eating ungodly amounts of plain white bread, when Harry styles walks in the room. He promptly walks out, groaning about how much he regrets marrying you.
@Witchy_Hoo 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like that Jungkook imagine was both the best and worst thing I’ve seen
@kys2049 4 жыл бұрын
That was iconic
@ally_defrates 3 жыл бұрын
‘Filay minion’ made me laugh harder than it should have.
@munstercheese3077 3 жыл бұрын
And this is why people think us kpop fans are weird
@tristaleigh444 3 жыл бұрын
When he started re-enacting it I was losing my mind
@localizeds 3 жыл бұрын
@@ally_defrates ngl, i wanna see what a fillet minion would look like-
@st4rryk 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine: You're eating chips with Logan Paul and you look over at him hungrily as he slowly morphs into a chip himself, he blushes as you stare at him intently. You smirk playfully and devour him whole. ❤️
@Zulf85 3 жыл бұрын
What kind of chip are we talking though? I need the flavor
@Rolling_Girl_falling_forever 3 жыл бұрын
@@marvelineous Wait what?
@jasj122 3 жыл бұрын
marvelineous what- ik the fbi came to his house but it wasn’t about child trafficking
@ashkay7950 3 жыл бұрын
Wow... Another vore joke
@user-rp3fe2wh4f 3 жыл бұрын
Jake paul would be a dorito with no flavoring at the top of the bag
@calowenby1654 Жыл бұрын
Kurtis’s shout-giggle is one of the single funniest things I’ve ever heard.
@groovium2552 2 жыл бұрын
8:16 best part lmao
@screamingthroughtime6257 4 жыл бұрын
he Jungkooked his Jungkock
@kys2049 3 жыл бұрын
No- wtf
@screamingthroughtime6257 3 жыл бұрын
@@kys2049 did u watch the video
@kys2049 3 жыл бұрын
@@screamingthroughtime6257 Yes and your comment is gold
@AnnMarcelino 3 жыл бұрын
dude
@screamingthroughtime6257 3 жыл бұрын
@@AnnMarcelino :)
@muchomango11 4 жыл бұрын
Kurtis saying “stupid joke” every time he makes a dumb pun is the reason that I’m in love with him
@s.savvidou8701 4 жыл бұрын
Reuben Leonard I‘m only here because of Natsu
@joshuak4385 4 жыл бұрын
But did yall know that LOGIC IS BIRACIAL
@bbokay2585 4 жыл бұрын
Omg y’all should check out fairytailimaginesdaily if u like ft😂
@venuss18 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@anahiisbeast2878 4 жыл бұрын
Reuben Leonard I like your pfp I just finished fairy tail and currently reading 100 year quest :!
@FM-lt1hz 2 жыл бұрын
I'm irish and Kurtis, your award was well deserved. Congrats king ❤
@TheCapSniffer 10 ай бұрын
Imagine: you say your fans do smart the whole comment section: *violently shakes*
@valpioppi8908 3 жыл бұрын
imagine... you’re at the supermarket, dressed super casually in a full face of makeup and hair completely done. (you’re wearing SWEATS, so it balances out) ALL OF A SUDDEN out of practically nowhere, HARRY STYLES popped out of no where! you make eye contact with him as he’s looking at the watermelons. you wink at him. he then throws the watermelon at you and screams “WATERMELON SUGAR DIE”
@antonluvs 3 жыл бұрын
Ngl that’d be crazy dude 😳 omg lol 😂 like what if that happened 🤪😂😂 watermelon 🍉 sugar 💀 die xDddddd
@nicoornelas5676 3 жыл бұрын
If only Harry styles threw a watermelon at me.
@dannydebatable 3 жыл бұрын
TAsTeS LiKe dEaD bOdiEs
@slimeforbrains1458 3 жыл бұрын
I AM ACTUALLY CHOCKING THIS IS HILARIOUS
@LadiesHideYourMans 3 жыл бұрын
@@dannydebatable *ON A DYING EVENING*
@thekawaiicripple 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine: you’re in kurtis’s ear while on a date to his show with your nerdy flowing hair and whisper “at least my fans do smart” Kurtis begins convulsing. He then melts into a puddle on stage as all his audience starts to mop it up. With blood on your hands you give one last “clap” in his honor as you whisper yee-yee while you melt into a very pacific Logan Paul shaped puddle as well, becoming one puddle for eternity.
@frosty_teacup 4 жыл бұрын
excuse you I like my nerdy flowing hair
@melissahourihan2344 4 жыл бұрын
"At least my fans do smart" got me
@gyuisthebeom 4 жыл бұрын
👏🏻👏🏻
@TheThe-fs1zx 4 жыл бұрын
I’m crying😭 so beautiful
@thomaskite7222 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like you got a bot to watch this one video and randomly generate words to form a comment.
@Blakethegreater 2 жыл бұрын
i think this is genuinely kurtis’ most rewatchable video of all time
@angelcalmwaters_4741 2 жыл бұрын
Just going back through some classics and when you say “that’s despicable” I laughed out loud so hard. Thank you for these gems
@lidlrini 3 жыл бұрын
I'm convinced that every imagine is put through a translator, then re-translated before posting it.
@ShinySephiroth1 3 жыл бұрын
I was literally thinking the same thing just a couple of minutes before finding your post, haha
@molly702 3 жыл бұрын
Or they wrote it in another language and translated to english??
@skits2773 3 жыл бұрын
Stylorum vexare cogitet in lectulo. brachia manicis te ridens dixit "ad gaudendum" Est nox ulla before melius. Your satisfaction does not follow ullus lies. Tuna assumes an aliquot of a whole ten lines. Raise the pile of condoms quickly and do not remove them. - Screw candy? cum dicitinis cachinnant. And tunc praises the pleasure. now that's not the actual imagine i typed tho, the actual imagine i type was: Imagine harry styles is in your bed. handcuffs on you wrists, he laughs and says "time to have fun" it's going to be the best night ever. You thought it couldn't get any better. Then he takes his pants off, he takes yours off too. He grabs a box of condoms and he then says. "want a lollipop?" he says with a giggle. And then the fun commenses. I think the poorly translated one makes more sense then that one tho
@thedailyarcher7995 3 жыл бұрын
This is like Wattpad Allstars
@rothlinx5028 3 жыл бұрын
@@skits2773 ...yes
@ven_mccracken 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine: you are on a date with Kurtis Conner at Chuck e Cheese’s. Kurtis won’t stop staring at your eyes. “Wow, Y/N, your eyes is so pretty.” You giggle “thanks, Kurt.” He suddenly jumps over the table and gets close your face. He grabs your eyeballs, and rips them out of your sockets right there infront of the giant rat.😍😍🥺
@saturn4952 2 жыл бұрын
wow that was so beautiful it made me cry 😭✨🥺😫
@saturn8532 2 жыл бұрын
Goals ❤️❤️
@dicktowelz 2 жыл бұрын
awww so cuteeeeeee 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
@gmaxfinale 2 жыл бұрын
D'aww..
@knightogourd 2 жыл бұрын
Was it the giant rat that makes all of the rules?
@manwhoismissingtwotoenails4811 Жыл бұрын
For some reason I thought a window specialist was the window cleaner and thought about a someone taking their date to see the city skyline.
@sashhhaa4874 2 жыл бұрын
Kurtis at 3:06 “I don’t want to be too mean..” *proceeds to make fun of outfit* 😭😭🤣🤣
@Anna-si4ck 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine: You walk into Starbucks and yell, "HEY BARISTA!" then tell the barista "I want filay minion plz" the barista then rips off a mask to reveal he is really jungcock! He roughly pins you to a wall in fury and says "WE DONT SERVE THAT HEAR!" in sheer panic you think back to all your self defence lessons and say what you know could possibly save your life. "AT LEAST MY FANS DO SMART!" you scream in panic before he chokes you to death. Suddenly, Kurtis Connor (mayor of Kurtis town to be Pacific) runs into the Starbucks, shaking uncontrollably! While shaking, he has a kungfoo battle with jungcock and kills him. You are so greatful and now you are married.
@AskSydneyLipton 4 жыл бұрын
Ruta I can’t breath💀💀💀
@Maryyyyy252 4 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOO YOU DID HIM LIKE THAT
@ashleyscheuermann8744 4 жыл бұрын
i almost cried on myself
@idontknowanymore9966 4 жыл бұрын
I CANT BREATHEEEE
@victorianichkhun8568 4 жыл бұрын
Not jungcock💀
@livmoore1126 3 жыл бұрын
That's why I like Liam from 1d best. He doesn't creepily point at people and crawl in their ears.
@michaelholtz599 3 жыл бұрын
Yet
@livmoore1126 3 жыл бұрын
Damn 135 likes bitch I have the clouttt
@thatonecryingman6254 3 жыл бұрын
@@livmoore1126 you got 136 now 😽
@livmoore1126 3 жыл бұрын
@@thatonecryingman6254 nah dude its 165 (but holy shit you posted that like last night and I got 30 more likes
@Ellie-ij4sp 3 жыл бұрын
Is your pfp of Mikey Way? ‘Cause if it is, nice
@Brosethorns 2 жыл бұрын
Kurtis it’s about time for imagines 4, you do one every year
@r41n49 2 жыл бұрын
the way he says burgundy makes it feel like a slur 2:49
@bloodyneptune 4 жыл бұрын
I cant deal with the "y/n" ones, because my brain cant read that as anything but "yes/no".
@user-hanging-at-the-hanged-man 3 жыл бұрын
I read it as Yin
@edennegussie2885 3 жыл бұрын
I read it as Yn (yun)
@oxypho 3 жыл бұрын
I just read it as y/n instead of my name
@toxiigoop_ 3 жыл бұрын
I read it as whine
@twig9433 3 жыл бұрын
Y I N
@starrynight5425 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine: Kurtis adds a third extra greeting in his videos specifically for you
@taeunaosei9107 4 жыл бұрын
Kinky
@joselocalau123 4 жыл бұрын
Omg
@tyegordon 4 жыл бұрын
woah, you don't know what you're doing to me man🤤
@ajonye 4 жыл бұрын
OH GOD
@mad.for.madison 4 жыл бұрын
I really need this
@KiaraCatFurry17 2 жыл бұрын
“And then they all clapped.” Is the nail in the coffin.
@AkaneiFlowerbell 2 жыл бұрын
"They'll like picture like a scenario, 𝓼𝓬𝓮𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓸, a 𝚜𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚘"
@mcrbuggie 4 жыл бұрын
imagine: you meet kurtis at his show and as you go in for a hug, you whisper “at least my fans do smart.” he immediately starts convulsing and shaking uncontrollably. he falls on the floor and looks up at you “how could you?” you watch as the life leaves kurtis’s eyes. finally, you can take his place as mayor of kurtistown.
@hiphiphoogray 4 жыл бұрын
... the fact that this comment is like 3 under the person you stole this from LOL OFFBEAT
@trvs7797 4 жыл бұрын
I commented the same thing pretty much before I saw this
@ambersomething1693 4 жыл бұрын
bread basket over my dead body. Kurtis is the only mayor and you HAVE TO BE NICE TO HIM
@mcrbuggie 4 жыл бұрын
Gray i didnt copy this lmao i literally cant find the comment youre talking about
@ritabrandao3606 3 жыл бұрын
Wait... Was the point of that Jungkook imagine that he technically had his junk cooked?
@sp0rkb018 3 жыл бұрын
they cooked his pp into a faley minion 😭🥀💔🖤
@Quaintrellee 3 жыл бұрын
....yes...༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽
@zucc5330 3 жыл бұрын
Jungkook more like junk cooked
@Quaintrellee 3 жыл бұрын
@@zucc5330 😭😭😭
@jishyjishy2359 3 жыл бұрын
@@zucc5330 NO PLEASE🙏
@wasteland.baby. 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine: You’re taking a dump in the bathroom when sudden One Direction appears. They start doing their synchronised dance routine and singing to you. They’re singing Friday by Rebecca Black. You screams in agony for them to stop because it’s hurted you. They continue to sing and suddenly you are married
@MariaOliveira-xd3gr 2 жыл бұрын
If I’m being bullied and some guy defends me, declaring his love for me and suddenly my teacher yells: “True love as teens!”, not only am I ripping my skin off from embarrassment, I’m also switching teachers.
@sinfullycirce 4 жыл бұрын
Kurtis’ Irish accent sounds alarmingly like Goobie
@anastasinscreed 4 жыл бұрын
i can't--
@spacetrashfallingdown 4 жыл бұрын
Conspiracy theory Kurt is IS Goobie
@lynnielie8312 4 жыл бұрын
His WHAT accent
@kayleemartinez3179 4 жыл бұрын
@@lynnielie8312 7:29
@Freshieroleplays 4 жыл бұрын
gru x goobie
@margaret9248 3 жыл бұрын
imagine: after gru killed kurtis, logan showed up to his house crying to film his dead body
@sleepysnjomen707 3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAGAHS I CHOKED ON MY WATER
@imsrryboris 3 жыл бұрын
@@sleepysnjomen707 be sure not 2 die or else logan will film ur ded bodt
@mayehoffman4253 3 жыл бұрын
Logan pail?
@martha-hy7vq 3 жыл бұрын
his filay minions help him
@Tw0Dots 3 жыл бұрын
BAHAHAAAA
@mnly6145 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine: Your watching this video and you subscribe immediately when you hear that extra greeting. Then Kurtis comes to your door and says, “thank you” and he makes you a KZfaq channel but you were actually his 1 millionth subscriber.
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