HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing: 0:20 The cast all smell each other 7:20 Can’t even tell if Sam is intentionally or accidentally confusing 8:45 Intro cinematic 10:30 Episode Starts 12:40 Recap Ends 13:35 Chetney is jumpy around Laudna 14:35 Travis leaves again (Chetney might be a criminal) 16:15 Gurge 17:55 Chetney appreciates fine furniture, but doesn’t appreciate Dorian 20:20 Good wilder, bad wilder 25:10 Chetney is a rambling man 25:55 Why are you so mean to me? 26:55 Introductions 32:00 Laudna peels her scalp off 33:45 Maps are hard 34:55 Talking to the fourth wall 38:25 MC Chetney (consulting the wall) 40:25 Good Job Dorian 42:35 Huvel 44:20 Sexy rat 44:55 DJing 46:35 Careless whisper 49:25 Why does Fearne take things? 51:00 Can you hear me now? 54:25 Come correct or be corrected 56:30 Too many messages 58:45 Tiny legs 1:00:00 Use a different name, like Chutney 1:01:05 Come on man 1:02:40 Chetney does not like the blue one 1:06:25 Chetney lives in Dorian’s head rent free 1:07:15 First he had a flask, now he is a flask 1:07:45 Chetney is only vulnerable with his pants down 1:10:15 Dorian and Cyrus 1:13:50 Dorian is named Dorian 1:17:55 FCG novelty glasses when? 1:19:50 Family drama 1:26:25 Sword handling 1:29:35 Toy retainer 1:35:40 Taken care of 1:37:25 Dorian backstory 1:40:10 Didn’t see that coming? 1:41:05 Dorian almost got murdered 1:42:00 Dorian’s toy design (Chetney is a wood purist) 1:43:30 Full name 1:46:55 Making its way 1:49:35 Ashton sounds like Matt 1:53:25 RIP Rocky 1:54:20 Don’t let Laudna grow on you 1:58:10 Rocky 2 1:59:45 Matt tortures Robbie 2:01:25 Break Starts 2:12:35 Art Montage 2:13:35 Break Ends (continental) 2:15:15 Chetney and Fearne keep it professional 2:25:40 Bounties 2:29:50 Matt’s detailing is great 2:30:50 Cable cars are statistically safe 2:34:25 FCG bong 2:38:15 The robot emancipation game 2:41:30 Kisgregg 2:43:30 Don’t resale 2:44:00 Chetney has been attacked by furniture 2:48:45 Oh, the Mahogany! 2:57:00 Dexter 2:57:45 Soot has to go somewhere 2:59:30 Follow your nose 3:01:15 AirDnD 3:03:15 Greg Kisgregg 3:05:10 Guessing Chetney’s backstory 3:07:10 Spit polish 3:11:00 Gurge Kisgrblgsb 3:12:50 Pate needs to calm down 3:14:45 Rat stealth 3:18:50 Toxic workplace 3:22:45 Episode Ends The in-game start date for the episode was in the year 836. Sam’s gas can is a picture of Santa saying “Uh oh”. This is in reference to Chutney killing Santa in the Night Before Critmas one-shot. Happy Holidays, y'all. See you in the new year. Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet?

"You only find dead people?" "They tend to move around a lot less." Fucking killed me.

Dorian: **opens his mouth** Chetney: ..so you have chosen..death

Chetney: "I could be a criminal!" Party: "Are you?" Chetney: "Maybe..." And with that, Fearne has found her soulmate.

Dorian: "You seem to be really into woodwork?" Chetney: ".... SO?!" I'm loving the one sided hate between these two already

Between “Jokes on you” and “why is you so mean to me?“, I’m falling deeper and deeper in love with Robbie.

"I could be armed to the teeth! You don't know me!" "...Are you armed to the teeth?" "ʸᵉˢ"

Bertrand first interaction: let me buy you all drinks. Chetney first interaction:buy me a drink

I LOVE how much Liam struggles with Chetney because outside of the game everyone thinks Chetney is fucking hilarious, Liam included, but in canon Orym dislikes him at first due to his abrasive personality and dislike of Dorian, so you see this hilarious combination of an angry glare and a barely-holding-back-laughter expression

God, Travis really said “when I get back I’m bullying the new kid”

Robbie's delivery of "Why are you so mean to meEEEE?" is my favorite thing ever

Ashton: So you ran away from a family of generations of oracles... Cyrus: Yes. Ashton: It's amazing that they didn't see that coming. 🤣🤣🤣

Sam before the campaign, creating FCG: "I am going to creat the most ridiculous character yet! Muhahahaha!" Travis: "Hold my grog."

"You look like a Dorian" "Joke's on you"

“It’s not like a clock that’s ticking?” “I mean, aren’t we all?” Taliesin, your Caduceus is showing.

“ It was a pet rock and still you let it die somehow...” Gold!

1:53:33 I love how scared everyone was of Dorian’s brother only to meet him properly and realize he’s a himbo with a bounty on his head

Party, patronizingly: 'good job, Dorian!' Dorian's face: this is how villains are made

If the gang ever goes to Dorian's hometown, the Silken Squall, and they get into a fight there... I hope they name the episode "Intensity in Tent City"

"Nobody died, they were taken care of" Laudna: "What do you think that means?" giggles Eyes growing wide "Oh no."

Travis: "I'm making sure my character can't be romanced" Also Travis: "You offering?"

Pâté: "I'm quite horny" Matt's face: utter horror

"Who's Dorian?" "Me! I was first!" "You look like a Dorian..." "Well, joke's on you." Well. Played.

34:49 Laudna: "Do you wanna murder him?" Chetney: "No." Laudna: *sighs* Chetney: "Not yet." Laudna: *softly cheers*

Dorian: "My brother is infinitely capable." Cyrus: "I can do a lot." (dorky grin) I died.

18:12 Chetney to Dorian: "Wouldn't you like to know Weatherboy?"

Fearne F.C.G. and Chetney: "Stealing is perfectly fine, no problem and no judgment." Orym, the city guard: 😐

Matt made a campaign specifically to get a tpk by furniture etc. Travis made a character specifically to fight furniture, Sam becomes furniture.

The amount of moments that I can see that “this is who I married” look on Laura’s face is fantastic

"Why are you talking to the wall?" "Don't you?" "Well yeah, but not that fourth one, that'll fuck you up." This is such a gem of an exchange I'm dying

I love that Matt has to describe his wife’s character as “a nightmare of a woman” and she couldn’t be more pleased.

Is nobody going to comment on how the family drama section was so well acted out? Like everyone is talking about Travis coming back and yeah that's awesome and all. But I feel it shouldn't overshadow the awesome acting between Dorian and his brother. Like it's probably the most serious and emotional moment besides the death of Travis's previous character.

You can tell Travis really missed being in the game. Holy hell he had the best lines this session.

“Romantic interests take a long time to blossom” Ashley Johnson: “No.”

"I got a job as an escort" *Everyone looks at him sheepishly* "As a sword hander!" "Yeah, yeah, handled a lot of swords"

Dorian: "She grows on you" Cyrus: "I would burn that off" Just killed me

Matt and Laura both rethinking who they married in this episode is beautiful lmfao anything Travis does has Laura slowly facepalming and Matt seemed to genuinely be taken by surprise by Marisha's horny patê line

Chetney: "I could be a criminal!" The Party: "Are you?" Chetney: *Knowing full well he tried to kill Santa Claus* "Maybe."

I think one of my favorite things about this campaign is how Sam is NOT the crazy chaotic one, Travis and Ashley are everything LOL

Robbie is so sharp. That whole convo with Cyrus was high tier.

I love that Fearne is such a sweet and innocent soul. . . and a complete kleptomaniac. It just absolutely cracks me up.

I'm starting to think that Travis' obsession with crazy old lunatics is his way of keeping Laura from trying to start an in game relationship with him.

1:07:23 Liam to Sam: "First you had a flask, now you ARE the flask." Matt: "This is the natural progression of Sam Riegel."

Orym doing the "I'm watching you" after stepping up to the grouchy old man to make sure he knows not everyone is a pushover was great characterization, from both Liam and Travis' parts. To me at least it made it instantly clear what Chetney is doing: Testing the waters by targeting the most insecure (and by appearance youngest or close-to-youngest) member of their little group. I'm sure the comedy was there too, but the moment Imogen threw Chetney off and stood up for him he went on the reluctant backpedal. Then Orym putting it even more firmly forward seemed to almost instantly satisfy Chetney, he backed up on the hostility and his body language became apologetic for a time. Was interesting to watch from both actors.

Dorian's passive agressive "That's interesting." is very sibling energy.

Chetney: "I had a bit of a fall out with my previous crew..." Me, who just watched the Night before Critmas: "Cause you f*cking stabbed Santa, Chet!"

****For new critters***** The shirt sam is wearing in this episode is the same shirt he wore for episode 8 of campaign 1 and campaign 2. In fact sam nearly always wears the same shirt he wore in the same episode number of the previous campaign. Just because it doesnt have someones face on it, doesnt mean it isnt still a troll. In summary Sam Reigel is a mastermind and without our constant applause and approval he would certainly move onto more sinister plots. Everyone applaud sam lest he use his powers for evil. **Applause**

" I have this group on toy retainer" I am freaking weak

Robbie roleplaying like his life depends on it is everything to me

Matt's thousand-yard stare when Marisha gets Pate to say, "I'm QuItE hOrNy" is priceless!

I love how they're like "just because we're different doesn't mean we're strange" and just moments later Fearne pulls out her straw to drink through FCG's mouth

"You look like a Dorian." "Yea?....jokes on you." Amazing

Ashton killed me “So you’re from a generation of oracles? It’s a wonder they didn’t see this coming” 😭😭😭😭

chetney's response to "Did furniture attack you?" is one of the most hilarious things ever.

"Who's Dorian?" SIX STRAIGHT SECONDS OF SILENCE "...me.. I went first!"

Lauda and Imogen's psychological warfare potential with Message and Telepathic Bond is so great. Honestly, I want to see them weaponize it

FCG tries to intimidate Chetney into being more forthcoming Chetney: "Joke's on you, I'm into that." Chetney being old and small so Travis won't have to RP romance in this campaign Fearne: "Joke's on you, I'm into that." The chaos/comedy from the characters in this campaign is just gold.

My top moments in no particular order: - Matt's face when Marisha made Paté say that he was horny - Matt scaring the fuck out of Robbie for walking back to the Spire by Fire ALONE - Himbo Cyrus and his pet rock Rocky - Robbie exclaiming 'I love my brother' after getting back to the tavern safely - Chetney's excitement for making toys

"if jar jar binks was a smell" is by far one of the most abysmal combinations of letters in the english language that i've ever had the misfortune of experiencing. i love it.

54:42 "All I'm saying, come correct or get corrected." Best line of the whole episode, and Chet had some zingers

Forget legend of vox machina, I need this to become an animated series. Fearne drinking from FCG and collecting teeth in the last episode are too perfect not to be animated 😂

“I had a lucky rock once!” “No, you had a pet rock and somehow you managed to kill it.” This entire scene, but particularly that exchange, will live rent-free in my brain for the foreseeable future, it was SO so so so good!

Underrated moment, but Orym giving Chetney the stink-eye and the 'I'm fucken watching you' hands for giving Dorian such a hard time when he introduces himself gives me life. Orym is a good friend.

I love the idea that Dorian is the second son and named himself after the second Greek mode... It's brilliant and has to have been intentional. His character is slowly becoming my favorite

i love that both travis and marisha have found characters they absolutely love playing

Loving Travis's character, "i'll cut you!". Group: "are you a criminal?" Chetney: "maybe, buy me a drink and find out"

There's something about having 8 people at the table that's just satisying. I love that it's equal visually, but also Robbie just fits in so well with them.

Travis' reaction to Laudna in the bar, "FUUuuck!" Had me in tears, holding my sides, playing it over again - the BEST reaction so far, and RIGHT in line with Travis' personality. I'm ded.

“Cmon man” might be the hardest I have ever fucking laughed watching any episode of CR holy shit my sides

I love how Travis tried to see how far he could push the flirting before instantly regretting when Ashley went all in for it. This is a faune of chaos Travis please!

Wow, here I always thought Sam was the company troll, but Travis managed to derail the show for literally almost an hour. (A very funny hour, to be fair.)

I'm so glad Travis went with a comedic character again, he's such a natural at it. Chetneys first episode and I'm already having a hard time deciding if I like him or Grog better.

i love matt hearing everyones worries at 2:00:00 about dorian walking home alone and just going :)))))) scary times to walk alone :)))))) let me just :)))) make this creepier :))) also like, robbies minor heartattack bc hes not used to matts intense narration lol like matt will hear players joke around with something and go "actually, yeah"

I hope to one day feel a depth of emotion remotely close to the level of hatred Chetney has for Dorian

You know something's funny when you hear Talesin's crow laugh.

Loving this old rogue meet new rogue with Liam and Travis LMAO "split up then converge, go now!" DESTROYED ME

Caleb: “I cast hold person.” Orym: “C’mon man!”

It's been a while since I really laughed at the any of their antics, but those first 30 minutes with Travis keeping everybody on their toes had me in stitches.

Sam's flask from C2 got so big that he litteraly became the flask in C3

this banter between dorian and cyrus... how are they able to do this without scripts ?? and it felt so natural too...

Upon entering the Smolder Spire: NPC 1: Who's that then? NPC 2: Must be a prince. NPC 1: Why? NPC 2: He hasn't got soot all over him

Haha Travis comes in with the "anti-improv" character who says "no" to every idea and offering. EXCELLENT!

i love cyrus. he's meant to be the elder brother, first heir to the wyvernwind's legacy, and expected to be really responsible. however, i love how he comes off as naive and almost younger when he's with dorian becuase cyrus has also been completely sheltered all his life. i also really love how he acts so smug about the wyvernwind and seems used to being known based off his lineage. it's pretty endearing

Imogens message: come back we aren’t going to hurt you Imogens whispers: we are definitely going to hurt you Cracked me up

Love how everyone is like "OMG WHAT IS THIS SMELL" and Ashley just goes and unpacks the whole dang stick

For someone who lived in a floating tent city I imagine a pet rock would be quite significant to a young boy who was never allowed to leave the walls. A connection to the outside world which their people seek.

"So you ran away from a family of generations of oracles is what your saying?" "Yeah." "It's amazing that they didn't see it coming." Lmfao

Only on episode 2 of Chetney joins the gang, but already convinced Travis made him to make Laura laugh and for that reason alone.

With Chetney, the only real question for this campaign will be: How deep can the shades of Taliesins facecolour get?!

Robbie is such a dreamboat, I can't compliment him enough. He's just smashed it. What a brilliant decision to have him feature in the start of the campaign!

The “lick our wounds” foreshadowing and the the rest of the crew picking up on Travis at 24:30 is really fantastic. Hidden among so many great quotes this interaction.

something about chetney saying "come correct or get corrected" had me crying laughing

"come correct or get corrected" what a nice line

The sound effect Travis makes when Chetney is running is hilarious.

Liam calling Travis "Shorty" absolutely kills me

I laughed more in the first hour of this episode than I have the last 7 episodes combined. I absolutely adore Chetney.

1:53:22 Ok but Marisha smiling and laughing at her husband playing a himbo was just incredibly cute 💀 RIP rocky though

Laudna is my absolute favorite character that Marisha has ever played. She’s so bubbly and loving but comes off as creepy and intimidating. Like if the girl from the ring or morticia adams was your fun aunt. I’m unsure if she’s my favorite in all of crit role though. Jester, Caleb, Chetney and Grog are pretty high up there too.

Robbie giggling to himself because no one called out Dorian for calling Chetney "Chutney." Perfect.

This is a tear jerker. When I was a child, I had a really destructive golden retriever. One day he was just gone. My parents drove around and helped me look for him, but reflecting back on that memory as an adult, I believe because of his destructive nature that they may in fact have taken him to Vassalheim.