CRITIQUING THE WORST DK GUIDE I'VE EVER SEEN
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3 жыл бұрынOkay look, Choctopus has made some great guides for Smash Ultimate - but we gotta talk about this Donkey Kong one. I don't blame him since this guide was made near the launch of the game, but on today's Monke Monday we need the PRIME APE (me) to check this out and tell you what's really up.
Nah though he's amazing, go check out and support his original video:
► • How To Play Donkey Kon...
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@eddie992 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah choctopus’ guides aren’t really guides, he just kinda talks about each move and what it can do. Watch Izaw’s guides if you actually wanna learn how to play a character.
@puddingmaster444 3 жыл бұрын
Izaw Steve guide moment
@finnb287 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah he just doe it so you can get to know the character a little
@harrisonjacobs2594 3 жыл бұрын
@@puddingmaster444 he didn't make a steve guide
@puddingmaster444 3 жыл бұрын
@@harrisonjacobs2594 he never made an "art of" video for him, but he did make one called "how to steve" which is still a guide
@eddie992 3 жыл бұрын
@@puddingmaster444 I was talking about his “art of guides” not his “how to” ones since I haven’t seen any before now. Still, he talks about other things in it like recovery mixups, optimal combos, and neutral. It still teaches u how to play the character even if it’s structured differently.
@beansfebreeze 3 жыл бұрын
DK players doing dash dance to dash attack: "I'm a genius"
@man_guy1 3 жыл бұрын
Donkey Kong players going for the fifteenth dash attack---> fair of the game
@fleur9923 3 жыл бұрын
@@turtlelizard1531 you must be a bot bc what he said makes sense
@man_guy1 3 жыл бұрын
@@turtlelizard1531 foward air= fair
@ethanroberts3127 3 жыл бұрын
You must be at 7mil gsp or something
@man_guy1 3 жыл бұрын
@@turtlelizard1531 dog, fair means foward air, I’m saying DK players go for dash attack foward air a lot every game
@Ballfart69 3 жыл бұрын
@TurtleLizzard ur cringe lol
@SunburnedAlbino 3 жыл бұрын
If Ryan Seacrest made smash bros guides
@drippy-arc313 3 жыл бұрын
Albino? Wtf are you doing here?
@garrettbeno2174 3 жыл бұрын
Whats good albino
@potatopatch5202 3 жыл бұрын
Hey look. It’s my favorite demodcracy wannabe. Jk. I be watching u for eons ik u were robbed.
@zacharykrapf8910 3 жыл бұрын
Albino?? You’re here?!
@Chrys-ws5rx 3 жыл бұрын
I’m fucking dead 💀
@squishy.mp4 3 жыл бұрын
10:17 I love how he misses cargo up throw -> up air
@Art_Poze 3 жыл бұрын
TRUE LMAAAAO
@dongzuyamishikong 11 ай бұрын
that was actually so hard to watch lmfaoooo
@royemmer3703 3 жыл бұрын
Monke Monday is what wakes me up in the morning
@Cayetano. 3 жыл бұрын
OUUU OUU AHHHH AHHH MONKEEEE MONKEEEE 🐒
@spunkyphobic3414 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@lancelee338 3 жыл бұрын
@Arache Bailey My work schedule sucks. Depending on the day, my shift ends at either 4:00 am or 6:00 am
@tacapa-uh7bu 3 жыл бұрын
Man wakes up only on Mondays, damn
@tiriangaming2379 3 жыл бұрын
whenever choc says ledgeguarding I always think of it like a french word "l'edgeguarding"
@Wentz08 3 жыл бұрын
Don't hurt Choctopus!!! He is a casual, he doesn't know any better lol
@mormel9020 3 жыл бұрын
yeah, I like his guides but not everything is accurate.
@LeafysHere 3 жыл бұрын
his guides are terrible lol
@thepastaprogenitor851 3 жыл бұрын
@@LeafysHere they're more move breakdowns than mentality breakdowns but I don't think that means they don't have a place imo
@vanquish1333 3 жыл бұрын
@@mormel9020 a guide is supposed to be accurate
@Wentz08 3 жыл бұрын
@@LeafysHere His guides aren't great, but his content has been really good as of late, so that's cool.
@nuwtoonz 3 жыл бұрын
when’s the guide coming out marss?
@blas787 3 жыл бұрын
he'll probably do a dk guide or a snake guide before he ever does a falcon guide, and then maybe a zss guide. maybe
@BlueboySSB 3 жыл бұрын
@@blas787 higher tier characters first ofc #zsssux
@SeelyHipHop 3 жыл бұрын
Marss: he’s not even gonna talk about double back-air *does double back-air* “He didn’t do the triple back-air”
@focusfernand0 3 жыл бұрын
pretty sure he meant double back air off a short hop on stage
@bredceo 3 жыл бұрын
Me and my friends have a recurring joke that down throw to falcon side B is a true combo as long as your opponent isnt touching the controller
@deuahoi 3 жыл бұрын
Did we need to know…….?
@eddie992 3 жыл бұрын
@@deuahoi yes now be quiet
@bredceo 3 жыл бұрын
Its Cucktopusses falcon guide
@bredceo 3 жыл бұрын
@@deuahoi ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
@adolphin8342 3 жыл бұрын
Just like Snake back throw fair kills at 0 on most characters if you don't push a button too
@aspifouette 3 жыл бұрын
11:17 you know the guy made the cut there to hide the fact that he couldn’t make it back to the stage lmao
@snipp8871 3 жыл бұрын
6:11 Marss's forehead: *Ight imma head out*
@bmo6483 3 жыл бұрын
I think marss almost died when he heard “ledge Guarding”
@nathanielknowles4542 3 жыл бұрын
her?!!?!?!
@bmo6483 3 жыл бұрын
@@nathanielknowles4542 oh shit you’re right thanks
@judahdeitrich2482 3 жыл бұрын
You should do more of these guide critiques they’re fun
@henryhurley2025 3 жыл бұрын
Marss has played with Alpharad, Alpharad has played with Little Z, Little Z has played with Choctopus. Can’t be doin your extended acquaintances like this
@KDotArashi 3 жыл бұрын
Choc also fought Hard DK
@vanquish1333 3 жыл бұрын
3 out of the 4 people in that list are also on some level of cringe
@darkscept3r293 3 жыл бұрын
@@vanquish1333 bro stfu. You admit that every youtuber that isn't marss is cringe lol
@vanquish1333 3 жыл бұрын
@@darkscept3r293 nah. Maybe they just couldn’t be cringe. Not to mention Marss is meh, but I just watch the vid if I miss the stream.
@heartofthecards8698 3 жыл бұрын
2:05 had me dying that was such a clean edit😂
@grimace0028 3 жыл бұрын
This... this was a pretty rough guide to watch. Almost none of what he says is true, which is only partially due to age. Also, I always called it ledge trapping (2-framing, and punishing get up options), and edge guarding (actually going off stage).
@MasterPojoway 3 жыл бұрын
shortest and best dk guide: monke strong, monke punch, monke grab, monke throw
@bretfinck1665 3 жыл бұрын
In choc’s defense, he’s just your friendly neighborhood gamer. He’s not a competitive player, but he’s a quality content man across the board. Happy subscriber
@CMDRPOOPATINE 3 жыл бұрын
I can only play dk when I’m impaired by alcohol just helps me get Into the monke mindset
@cadenlikespigs 3 жыл бұрын
Fight his Amibos.
@ivannianico6572 3 жыл бұрын
He should
@renefgc 3 жыл бұрын
he really said amibos 💀
@themanabrewery1780 3 жыл бұрын
a sin that can not be re payed
@judebarley4109 3 жыл бұрын
Spell your "Amibos"
@chee5o Жыл бұрын
This meat riding goes crazy
@wguy790 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes when Choctopus made bad content
@BoingyBoy 3 жыл бұрын
*dose*
@Wentz08 3 жыл бұрын
Agree.
@vanquish1333 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao he still does
@AverageHandle_ 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah when he did his Dedede video and he said “nair upsmash is true” and I knew it wasn’t
@heyhi7415 3 жыл бұрын
@@AverageHandle_ why do you watch so much smash content
@OFK1027 3 жыл бұрын
I just had the best sandwich of my life. Chicken, meatballs, sauce, some spinach, and some toasted bread
@eddie992 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds delicious
@IanZWhite00 3 жыл бұрын
“sauce”
@AussieGalblade 3 жыл бұрын
I learned something new from Marss' guide here. I didn't know why they were called face buttons until now.
@glyphyt659 3 жыл бұрын
Fun, I love these types of videos
@bobford5519 3 жыл бұрын
“the optimal shimmy pattern”😭😭😭
@plestern08 3 жыл бұрын
I just wanna learn how to do the "might as well jump"
@deuahoi 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao its easy, watch little z.
@raybobillo4908 3 жыл бұрын
Grab > Cargo Throw > Down Throw > Jump > Fair
@keogt3925 2 жыл бұрын
4:27 me every time my printer stops working
@aaroncartin241 3 жыл бұрын
Hey Panda... You know wassup, you know it right? You gotta force Tyler to create a Donkey Kong guide. Let's go
@andymcclurg9916 3 жыл бұрын
A Marss vid is just what I need
@perriwinkleiii5361 3 жыл бұрын
I used Choc's guides when I was learning Mega Man
@FatMat5695 3 жыл бұрын
choctopus stopped making guides cuz he knew he was too casual to be providing expert gameplay. this was also the first year of ultimate. he found his stride and niche with amiibos and just casual item play
@chee5o Жыл бұрын
:(( I miss his guide
@thunderd7904 3 жыл бұрын
You should do “reacting to the BEST ZSS guide I’ve ever seen” and watch the one by STAWBS Orio
@4bi446 3 жыл бұрын
As a competitive brawl players I remember sharking, it got delfino banned and then the move itself got banned
@gamemanadvance1128 3 жыл бұрын
I like these guide reviews
@BCCPC 3 жыл бұрын
I forgot 'bout Choc's guides. And I wanted to keep em that way. Let them stay where they belong, in my memories.
@benazzouzkamil4111 3 жыл бұрын
They’ll never be a memory.
@CenKun07 Ай бұрын
@@benazzouzkamil4111welpp maybe bcuz you're a boomer
@jollama 16 күн бұрын
@@CenKun07Whoosh
@edog3072 3 жыл бұрын
Choc isn’t a competitive guy but he’s cool
@danielgardiner7745 3 жыл бұрын
Video starts Marss 1 second in: this sucks
@jessicapaul1029 3 жыл бұрын
I need to know what song he was using during the first part of the video
@russ_bus 3 жыл бұрын
Terry Tuesday is tomorrow guys
@impulsekun4652 3 жыл бұрын
1:00 Marss let the man talk............DAMN
@sylvie_2005 Жыл бұрын
man i cant wait to be playing monke Monday and hit dash attack to fair on my opponent
@appurple 3 жыл бұрын
8:46 *laughs in Byleth dair*
@chessycopter9619 3 жыл бұрын
Marss needs to react to the ultimate salt is real 50
@philipmillsap1152 3 жыл бұрын
Mars, may we have your official monkey guide????
@thskater1 3 жыл бұрын
I learned from this video If you wanna play the monke you gotta feel the monke and I will embrace the monke
@Moni-qd6pj 3 жыл бұрын
Marss u gotta realise he mains dk yes choctopus mains the monke
@pizzafria52 3 жыл бұрын
this guides are goods for completly newers
@mgrimm5500 3 жыл бұрын
The mind of a donkey Kong player.
@mythrus212 3 жыл бұрын
When are you going for guide zss?
@rasmusniemi5642 3 жыл бұрын
Petition for marss to make a monke guide
@WesTheMes84 3 жыл бұрын
Don't hurt our boi,
@cirlu_bd 3 жыл бұрын
oh please react to Grayfruit's guide to G&W ! I love this video, it's so funny yet I think I learnt some things ? I'm not sure how casual of a guide it is, but I'd like your view on the subject.
@mightymoe5495 3 жыл бұрын
Let me try doing it better than choctopus: -Spam aerial b-reversed down b, follow up with grabs, up air or up smash -Go for grabs (especially pivot grabs or grab out of shield) cargo throw up air them or skill check them -use dash into back air and back air a lot in general That’s it, now you can play the monke and participate in elitesmash
@spryzor4799 3 жыл бұрын
I want Marss to review Orio's Zss guides
@blue_musicals 3 жыл бұрын
React to Snake guide next 😈
@leofont6026 3 жыл бұрын
Monke factor is the deciding factor in each matchup
@imaksta 3 жыл бұрын
Remember Choc made the this guide like, 3 weeks after the game came out lol
@nathanjohnson5088 3 жыл бұрын
Why would he do that? Only knowing the game for three weeks isn't an excuse to make an uninformed video about something lol
@nathanjohnson5088 3 жыл бұрын
Lol even worse then
@julsyabools5638 3 жыл бұрын
5:01 hehe monke do big punch.
@vitalsmash956 3 жыл бұрын
funny thing is that choctopus actually mains donkey kong
@stevequack6923 3 жыл бұрын
First mistake, called him Donkey Kong
@LtCdrXander 3 жыл бұрын
How could he mess up Gonkey Donk's name
@Levi-111 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else want to see marss play Gorilla Tag VR?
@pepper6592 3 жыл бұрын
I love choctopus
@bionicallyacomputer292 3 жыл бұрын
7:06 yea
@2hot4u97 3 жыл бұрын
This specific one was kinda bad, but his guides are overall great for beginners to understand how the game works
@ZHL242 3 жыл бұрын
They're great for beginners to understand movesets. They're terrible for understanding the game as a whole. One of the single most important things in smash is knowing your characters combo moves, and this dude is just straight up lying saying that you can do up tilt jab and dash attack fair while not mentioning a single real combo like dash attack bair or cargo up throw up air. If this were just a moveset breakdown I'd have less of a problem with him not mentioning combos, but the fact that he chose to and then straight up lied is really really stupid.
@S0m31wh0ush0uldntca3 3 жыл бұрын
10:41 Glorious
@bionicallyacomputer292 3 жыл бұрын
Holyyy marss got 115k, my boy growing 😭
@bionicallyacomputer292 3 жыл бұрын
9:07 yep
@Thunderbolt-sw7oz 3 жыл бұрын
You should make a meme monkey tutorial on how to play
@baked_onion_4927 3 жыл бұрын
Next monke monday monke mu chart?
@falinkspropaganda4753 3 жыл бұрын
Love it here
@ricardomendoza-oy8mp 3 жыл бұрын
Dejavú ? Did I see this live? I think o saw this live
@fruitfulgaming4424 3 жыл бұрын
True DK is angry that Choctopus is unable to make a proper character guide
@jacksonward8229 3 жыл бұрын
This video is 2 years old
@vanquish1333 3 жыл бұрын
And?
@phantomaigis2291 3 жыл бұрын
C'mon man you don't gotta shit on the Choc like that Marss
@andrewbrown7887 3 жыл бұрын
Choctopus used to play a bunch against Nairo
@donnieboi4251 3 жыл бұрын
Choc was a young lad
@SMG54 3 жыл бұрын
I can already see Choc's comment LMAO
@spacedrink60 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao Lowkey kinda wanna see his amiibo vs choc’s amiibo
@SMG54 3 жыл бұрын
@@spacedrink60 That would be cool
@BloopTheNoop 3 жыл бұрын
Fucking love Choctopus
@seadrasauce7540 3 жыл бұрын
Monke Monday
@Hoochypoo 3 жыл бұрын
Cargo down throw facing the stage wasn't even mentioned.
@ByoKora775 3 жыл бұрын
Yo Mars there was a match in Japan where the DK player Hikaru went Roy to counter pick Zackray’s ROB, then Zackray went Joker and Hikaru had a close game and swapped off Roy to DK which IMHO he threw the game away with that decision. Would love to see your input on the match.
@DD-uk9fs 3 жыл бұрын
Link it
@ByoKora775 3 жыл бұрын
@@DD-uk9fs yeah I don’t know how to do that
@k2a2l2 3 жыл бұрын
@@ByoKora775 on the video of the match press the share button and do copy link
@ByoKora775 3 жыл бұрын
OK I’m on a phone and I’m just getting confused it was a Japanese tournament on the East Geek Smash channel called Winner! #1 and they just put up the video today of Zackray vs Hikaru but if you watch the livestream the timestamp for when Hikaru swaps to DK is 3:42:57 which is when IMO he threw the game away.
@jollama 16 күн бұрын
Get a load of this guy
@jahalamu1174 3 жыл бұрын
Choctopus plays DK not Monke. There's a difference
@abe7035 3 жыл бұрын
Plz also watch the zss one of him
@hideokojima9090 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone delete your tutorials before Marss bullies you
@LowTierSlave 3 жыл бұрын
Ah forward air fast fall on DK, have fun hitting everything above you if your lucky
@ryman3084 3 жыл бұрын
This is just a guide on how to be an average quickplay dk
@spacedrink60 3 жыл бұрын
But the real question is can your amiibo beat his amiibo????
@whysakurai3179 3 жыл бұрын
This video is 2 and a half year
@EbolaBearr 3 жыл бұрын
Notice how he didn't subscribe and wasn't already subscribed
@kandys9 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, choctopus works off of content brain
@eggon_1345 3 жыл бұрын
Mars GRRRRRRR nothing against my man choctopus
@treedude4246 2 жыл бұрын
What is the song at the beginning its killing me
@jollama 16 күн бұрын
You’re not getting an answer
@dylanchan1686 3 жыл бұрын
Monke monday
@nukeflavoredsparklingwater9578 3 жыл бұрын
Fuck it. Monke clap
@TheNabil207 3 жыл бұрын
Mars vs Nairo DK Ditto to settle who is the best Monke
@yunogasai7283 3 жыл бұрын
broo 2:05 killed me too hard hahahhaha
@justinhenry6296 3 жыл бұрын
As a DK main, this tutorial hurts to watch
@themysteryman3976 3 жыл бұрын
Is… is marss deleting Friday’s?
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