5 years + $40M = Mass Effect Andromeda
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7 жыл бұрынA mix of masterpieces of animation and technical issues. Andromeda already got a 24% price cut less than a week after release.
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@Violent2aShadow 4 жыл бұрын
9:21 "Kill. Me. Now." Apparently, the game has achieved self-awareness.
@vegaobscurax23 4 жыл бұрын
Violent2aShadow Rolfmao
@John_shepard 4 жыл бұрын
Violent2aShadow 🤣
@ronaldsit7418 4 жыл бұрын
Thats the "Next gen" part
@garrettscott827 4 жыл бұрын
I was waiting to see a comment like this😂😂😂
@RandomBeardGuy 4 жыл бұрын
The AI is screaming in agony
@cawdaddy 7 жыл бұрын
12:32 that worked too well.
@Pictoh 7 жыл бұрын
Mikah Crawford I think they actually used the "just do it" animation to do that animation
@krispydonuts6344 6 жыл бұрын
Mikah Crawford if
@Mrfailstandstil 5 жыл бұрын
That clap was like 100% spot on, I lmaoed so hard
@joseph7972 5 жыл бұрын
The only redeemable part of the game right there
@shoelace.16 Жыл бұрын
8:05 inexplicably makes me laugh so hard. the mom's dead eyes and dead voice, how Sara looks like she's trying not to laugh, Scott vacantly staring at his mother, completely unimpressed lmao
@mr.shin.5138 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious 😂
@Cowabungacards 10 ай бұрын
lol
@EvilPumpkin 6 ай бұрын
It looks like they poisoned their ritch mom (she doesn't know that) to get the inheritance and are trying to appear sad on her death bed, but are failing miserably.
@sansdormno2428 3 ай бұрын
"bruh when will she stop and die already? Like just shut up already" (him probably)
@aa-pj4vz Ай бұрын
They really didn't gaf about the it mom dying lolllllll
@emackenzie Жыл бұрын
Using Frostbite was the worst thing they could have done with Andromeda and Inquisition. It makes it nearly impossible for even the modding community to try and salvage their mistakes.
@notyourbusiness8475 Жыл бұрын
It runs pretty well though.
@emackenzie Жыл бұрын
@@notyourbusiness8475 without mods it runs pretty damn good, but if you get greedy it's too slow to even survive loll. I think I installed a texture and a bug fix mod for Andromeda and I couldn't snipe anymore
@mep15067 Жыл бұрын
Honestly I feel like the death knell for this project was their focus on procedurally generated open worlds. Every time I've seen that be a focus in development in games this size its been a disaster. The fact that they had to swap script writers and basically come up with a story only halfway through was where it became clear that this was gonna suck
@OldieWan Жыл бұрын
@@mep15067 That and putting to much focus on pandering to social justice ideology instead of just writing a solid story line. It was a cringe inducing story line that wanted to virtue signal instead of just doing what a video game is suppose to do, like entertain and give you an escape from the world. Not draw you back into real world politics and pandering.
@mep15067 Жыл бұрын
@Oldie Wan I think that's mainly a you problem. You can criticize the writing for lacking the intruige and bite the older games had by having morally complex characters and realistic feeling and even dark world building despite the sci-fi setting. But the fact that you're saying social justice ideology and virtue signaling instead of any deeper critiques about the mechanics of the writing that ended in it feeling flat or underwhelming inspires zero faith in me that you actually looked at the story and tried to engage with it beyond recoiling like you got stung by a bee the moment you saw something that wasn't the fps space military game you got attached too in the first place.
@USSR96 7 жыл бұрын
Mass Defect.
@HeyItsFreeman427 6 жыл бұрын
Even the faces in that gmod video are better than these
@user-zz4xs6bz7b 6 жыл бұрын
kitty0706s video with the same name had better facial animations.
@chasechute1491 6 жыл бұрын
USSR96 "This weapon doesn't have a thermal clip."
@lovepeace9727 6 жыл бұрын
20!8
@lovepeace9727 6 жыл бұрын
if you know what i mean )
@Quicksilver_Cookie 4 жыл бұрын
The gun pointing backwards is game's code getting sentient, and making an attempt at suicide.
@mhaddy9123 3 жыл бұрын
Quicksilver_Cookie 🤣🤣🤣
@sandrobot809 3 жыл бұрын
similar to 9:21 when the NPC becomes self aware
@xxxfaze_cumshotxxx7946 3 жыл бұрын
*Ah, crap*
@scooble_ 3 жыл бұрын
Can’t blame it?
@SubjectE57 3 жыл бұрын
Fantastic comment
@MeursaultWithFactor50 11 ай бұрын
11:41 will never not be funny. That lifeless fight & blank expressions followed up by a KROGAN speaking like a gay from San Francisco.
@vegas3352 14 күн бұрын
Female krogan tho
@feartheoldblood 2 күн бұрын
It's so bad, so bad
@flairhayden 2 жыл бұрын
9:53 gets me everytime. It looks so deliberate One of the biggest issues with the faces is that it seems like the faces keep defaulting to some general expression that completely ruins whatever it is they were trying to do with the qctive expressions
@rebellyanmagic6409 2 жыл бұрын
I've played previous Bioware games (Dragon Age series, KOTOR and SWTOR) and it's so prevalent in newer games that it's a meme. Once a character finishes talking or emoting their face defaults into 0-0 once their dialogue is done, it's so weird.
@ConfusedGeriatric 2 жыл бұрын
The NPC became self aware and yeeted themself out of existence rather than living in a shit game.
@rykehuss3435 Жыл бұрын
@@rebellyanmagic6409 RDR2 really has no equal in facial animation
@cro-magnoncarol4017 Жыл бұрын
"I have to go now, my planet needs me."
@cagneybillingsley2165 Жыл бұрын
what's the iq of anyone who bought this game after seeing all the bugs and bad reviews?
@pyrelight9794 7 жыл бұрын
"There's more to life than this" *snaps own neck*
@pyrelight9794 7 жыл бұрын
16:04
@jimbo_0774 7 жыл бұрын
lol
@BioHazard4234 7 жыл бұрын
"I'm Only Human After All"
@arcticridge 7 жыл бұрын
tell that to Zod
@1mSeraph 7 жыл бұрын
this one got me good
@xXSilentAgent47Xx 7 жыл бұрын
"Sorry, my face is tired from dealing with... everything." How ironic.
@Studio-IV 7 жыл бұрын
It's just the game begging for mercy.
@aleksd286 6 жыл бұрын
I had a hard time hitting the like button while laughing
@Barrobroadcastmaster 6 жыл бұрын
Hers and everyone else's.
@CrossFire10100 6 жыл бұрын
Somehow I think the developers just didn't care they gave up maybe they didn't agreed to what the guys in the office wanted or something must have gone wrong.
@SunnyTacos 6 жыл бұрын
Other than the animation....well the lack of..what's with that line itself? never heard anyone say that in my life, the writting in this game is on par with the technical issues, I have a feeling this game was originally written in a foreign language and then translated to English using Google translator.
@OrifielM 2 жыл бұрын
Legion, who didn't even have a face, had 100x better facial expressions than anyone in Andromeda.
@kwc0435 Жыл бұрын
"Sir, they have flashlight heads"
@perrytran9504 Жыл бұрын
I love how you could see he was confused when Shepard asked why he bothered to wear part of the N7 armor. Robot being more human than it gave itself credit for.
@polishrocker93 Жыл бұрын
Your comment would be better written as “Legion was 100x more expressive than anyone in Andromeda” Since Legion doesn’t have a face, saying he has facial expressions is redundant.
@richardsavings6690 Жыл бұрын
And now you've got what happens when Legion's son spends too much time on the internet during bible study. A.K.A, V1 from Ultrakill. When robots with glowing circles for heads have more personality than living breathing characters, that should be considered an issue.
@reavercity568 Жыл бұрын
@@polishrocker93 oh but he did
@hypno-scream5652 Жыл бұрын
11:41 I love that little run so much
@EsteemedReptile Жыл бұрын
I can just hear it with Zach Hadels distressed little wheeze.
@97cheeselover 7 жыл бұрын
Honestly it looks like the entire game was animated using Garry's Mod ragdoll tools.
@PressRao 6 жыл бұрын
97cheeselover This shit was done in Microsoft paint.
@selingermann5599 6 жыл бұрын
Ahahaha! So true! XD
@Zelousmarineinspace 6 жыл бұрын
97cheeselover BULLSHIT. Comparing this to Gmod is an INSULT to Gmod!
@tinyknott 6 жыл бұрын
Depends. You do actually have to be skilled to make Gmod this uncanny. I'd rather say it's praising Gmod for its incredible powers that can produce uncannyness at this level. You just can't do this by chance.
@theonlyplain 6 жыл бұрын
97cheeselover Nah this is made by Microsoft Power Point
@cursedhazards3330 7 жыл бұрын
'My Face Is Tired'
@benjaminborkowski12 7 жыл бұрын
Yep. I can tell. Maybe her Brain(if she even has one) is tired too?
@weebsharpie6975 7 жыл бұрын
Benington does an animated model need a brain?
@jamesmedina3297 7 жыл бұрын
from fucking laughing
@NotoriusBenjamin 7 жыл бұрын
kompaye k
@NotoriusBenjamin 7 жыл бұрын
James Medina ,
@KRAFTWERK2K6 Жыл бұрын
Coming back 5 years later, i still can't stop laughing. At 40 million $ this is one heck of a expensive comedy but the memes this game generated are still comedy gold.
@lifecamerakaran Жыл бұрын
Cost to make Mass Effect: Andromeda? 40 million. Comedic value? Priceless.
@KRAFTWERK2K6 Жыл бұрын
@@lifecamerakaran Pretty much 😂
@darkgather2808 Жыл бұрын
it wwas worth every penny
@rensis1621 Жыл бұрын
I tried to play this abomination recently, and I assure you, anything comedy-worthy element of this trainwreck is in this 20 min video. The rest of it as bland as eating unflawoured porridge.
@RazorsharpLT 6 ай бұрын
Come back to this, and this game was better than Starfield with 10x less the budget now.
@DevenPowerswafflesdot 2 жыл бұрын
That scene where the monsters fight and the dudes are just laughing is the best.
@thewhompingwampa2671 2 жыл бұрын
That's one way to describe Krogans...
@DevenPowerswafflesdot 2 жыл бұрын
@@thewhompingwampa2671 Llo what’s a krogan?
@thewhompingwampa2671 2 жыл бұрын
@@DevenPowerswafflesdot The lizard guys punching each other.
@DevenPowerswafflesdot 2 жыл бұрын
@@thewhompingwampa2671 I got you
@sorryifoldcomment8596 Жыл бұрын
11:41 _timestamp_
@ultimateempress1739 4 жыл бұрын
8:09 sarah looks like she’s trying not to crack up at her dying mother.
@Beecanoe 4 жыл бұрын
And scott looks like he notices and is giving her the stink-eye
@JackatPurchase 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@TracerX 4 жыл бұрын
XXXDDD
@xZippy 4 жыл бұрын
Mother: "I'm dying." Sarah: O~O
@luizguilhermelunardi8270 4 жыл бұрын
To me it’s more like Sarah’s doing a smug face when her mother compliments her while not caring that’s she’s saying that on her deathbed. It’s like she’s going “Yeah, I know I’m pretty great, you don’t have to tell me”.
@grit1 7 жыл бұрын
Why does every single line of dialogue feel like it was written ironically? They don't talk like people having a conversation, they talk like they're aware they're in bad fiction.
@Havaria1 7 жыл бұрын
So true!
@plumperinoblunterino564 7 жыл бұрын
Havaria1 maybe that's why the characters in the game don't take anything seriously and they are laughing all the time . problem solved , the face expressions are not glitches they are intended to be like that :O
@silver23768 7 жыл бұрын
Even Oblivion has better facial expressions
@NightlifeSux 7 жыл бұрын
because the writers love marvel movies
@Sophia-vk5bq 7 жыл бұрын
So that is what Peter Molyneux has been working on...
@jacobbrown3781 Жыл бұрын
5:15 the council has decided your fate. Eternal socialization in the spontaneous person prison
@Noxlion28 7 ай бұрын
When this got a 72 average score on metacritic, that is when I stopped trusting mainstream gaming media to review games.
@MinatureMinotaur3223 7 жыл бұрын
Shepard died for this...
@Devvitc 7 жыл бұрын
No he didnt!
@Gabriel25472 7 жыл бұрын
sooo sad...
@jeanv2246 7 жыл бұрын
MancunianRedcoat Different universe for whatever reason, in this one Sheppard lost
@thisnewfeatureisdum 7 жыл бұрын
too soon
@zeta3665 7 жыл бұрын
Says who?
@deaansugee 6 жыл бұрын
"There's more to life than this" kills self by rotating head 360°
@VinayThakurCool 6 жыл бұрын
XD
@Lucian_Andries 6 жыл бұрын
No, she accidentally killed herself. It was an accident... In an ironic way.
@TheMMCchannel 6 жыл бұрын
lol
@jameswatsonatheistgamer 4 жыл бұрын
Mass effect andromeda. Exorcist edition.
@Mike23443 2 жыл бұрын
This, ladies and gentlemen, is an example of why an older but mastered engine is almost always better than a new one but without any idea how to use it.
@rixille 9 ай бұрын
I imagine a lot of the original Bioware team was gone by the time this trash came out.
@ChickenJoe-tq6xd 8 ай бұрын
@@rixilleyep replaced by a diversity hire team, the old team was “too white” for esg ratings
@arrontheprotogen9276 5 ай бұрын
GoldSrc Source Need I say more??
@Skeletons_Riding_Ostriches 2 ай бұрын
@@arrontheprotogen9276 The facial animations in Valve's Source games are so stupidly good. Heck, the facial expressions in the Wind Waker are stupidly good and those are just textures.
@arrontheprotogen9276 26 күн бұрын
@@Skeletons_Riding_Ostrichestrue dat
@thelastcrow5660 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: These aren't bugs, the laws of physics are just different in Andromeda.
@bobafettywap3170 4 жыл бұрын
“Simulating the ocean is hard, simulating a face is harder” yeah we noticed
@hyperbot7901 3 жыл бұрын
Thats an excuse they use when a lot of people said the facial animation was stiff.
@portalmasterrian 3 жыл бұрын
@@hyperbot7901 That was someone unrelated to Bioware, it was someone from Nvidia showing off a tech demo for facial animations from 2013
@kamieaston3016 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh, to a novice yeah they're hard. But to Bioware? There are games older than almost 2 decades that have better facial animations than this shit. Story was shit, rushed, and gay as fuck. Concept was the only thing that was good, and the thing about concept is that is a concept...
@oldneonstudio 3 жыл бұрын
Like 700: Yea.
@dylanbell268 3 жыл бұрын
Cryer24597 Yeap, and rdr2 still uses its face cap system
@changeformer6843 7 жыл бұрын
"My face is tired..." best line in Andromeda.
@callmefox630 6 жыл бұрын
"Yes, I can fucking see that, it it VERY tired, it seems, Yes."
@Shak2k11 3 жыл бұрын
who even fucking says that anyway? "my face is tired" like WTF, but yes it's fits this game perfectly
@megamegaO 3 жыл бұрын
"kill...me" is a close second
@yeetsheet9537 3 жыл бұрын
Best line no doubt but that flamboyant alien was definitely the funniest for me.
@Oldschool1943 3 жыл бұрын
"back up literally"
@Mugetsu1212 Жыл бұрын
Funny part is that the actual budget was almost $150m. Brutal.
@user-gg3yj5yj1y 2 ай бұрын
11:46 oh no
@cytorakdemon 2 жыл бұрын
They modeled Scott Ryder's face off an actor, and while they did the same with Sara Ryder they also altered her in-game face to "be less attractive and more realistic". Bad enough the writing was full of what I call "purple Hawke" moments. Scenes that try so hard to be funny and almost every line of dialogue had to be "snappy" and "quippy". Not to mention the devs raised questions only to reveal after the fact they had no intention of answering them because they didn't plan that far ahead. A patch can't fix this game, it needs to be called non-canon and or rebuilt from scratch to even have a chance of standing in the same league as the trilogy.
@thewhompingwampa2671 2 жыл бұрын
That last paragraph is spot on. People need to realise that some games are just too fundamentally fucked from the start to save with updates.
@Killgore-ip2yq 2 жыл бұрын
That might be partially true, but I'm pretty sure default Sara Ryder didn't become such a meme because of a design note like that. What is more likely is that between the original design from one studio and animation development from another, in an overseas studio, Bioware simply was too big a gaming studio to see that fixing faces be a priority. It didn't look right, and they knew it.
@Myth_or_Mystery76 Жыл бұрын
I hate the “too cool for school” protagonists. It gets old.
@PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi Жыл бұрын
I mean half of them look woke af so I can imagine the writers being just sjw trash, replaying Mass Effect 1-3 rn with the legendary edition. A buggy mess even with the community patch but playable and damn fun being renegade - You can punch woman for asking you a question and its fine, thats the stuff im looking for and not someone that tells me "oh thats wrong" - If I wanna play as a ruthless asshole that punches everyone in the face then thats what im gonna do
@kipter Жыл бұрын
The snappy and funny lines every 10 seconds thing is such an annoying cliche of poopy tier media nowadays. writers think people want everything to be a marvel movie.
@lawson4094 7 жыл бұрын
*Mass defect
@BurnoutRevengeForThePs2 7 жыл бұрын
underated
@elusorymonk1941 7 жыл бұрын
Mess Deffect
@classxero4442 7 жыл бұрын
Savagery
@nicefat5370 7 жыл бұрын
187Um killa Mess effect
@menace5802 7 жыл бұрын
187Um killa xD
@AtlanticSpamHammer 6 жыл бұрын
9:53 "I must go now, my planet needs me."
@Safouan0 6 жыл бұрын
XDDDD
@valynekrinuz313 6 жыл бұрын
The Citadel called him.
@croixmeridies6856 6 жыл бұрын
AtlanticSpamHammer No, it was a Xenomorph in disguise-
@metrosanessss 6 жыл бұрын
AtlanticSpamHammer This animation was like Buzz Lightyear: "To infinity and beyond!"
@Abi-chanFictionFan 6 жыл бұрын
"Beam me up, Scotty !" Woops, sorry...wrong franchise XD
@charliestewart3082 2 жыл бұрын
Just wanted to say, the side missions where you had to search random outposts, kill everyone, someone would drop a datapad (MAYBE), you then scan the pad which would give you another location to kill a bunch of people was the worst thing ever and I hope everyone involved in that design choice are still struggling to find work.
@Betasatan631 Жыл бұрын
If they have problems understanding which sex they are and put a lot of time into political twitter discussions, they are hired, professional treats ---- not needed. not anymore
@luka9967 Жыл бұрын
@@Betasatan631 what are you talking about
@Jaydee-wd7wr Жыл бұрын
@@Betasatan631, The f*** does that have to do with anything? Andromeda was made by the F team of a dying company, their political beliefs have no bearing on the fact that there was no budget for hiring qualified staff.
@auquitaine9201 10 ай бұрын
@@Jaydee-wd7wr The actual budget was about $150 million... No budget for hiring qualified staff?? What the fuck are you smoking
@YouTubeistheworst 10 ай бұрын
@@Jaydee-wd7wrAs someone who lives in the city where this game was developed I can tell you that his assumption of who was working on this is probably accurate
@insaniam_convertunt_scientiam 11 ай бұрын
Six years later, this video might be one of the better things Andromeda gave us.
@mattrmsf 7 жыл бұрын
"Kill...me...now."-Most Self Aware Salarian
@elliotlemon8402 7 жыл бұрын
MatthewTreadstone wouldnt it been hilarious if someone at bioware sneaked that in at the last minute.
@tecnoconsumes2170 7 жыл бұрын
The best character
@EinFelsbrocken 7 жыл бұрын
I think the team didnt give a shit about the game anyway by the end..
@wilhelmhakansson3105 7 жыл бұрын
Kill...me...now, what the devs are saying right now.
@MikeWewerkaLive 7 жыл бұрын
That made me laugh out loud, no joke. Wow, it's just a freaking mess. This is a game that needed more time, like 6 months or even another year.
@noahtheeditor8650 7 жыл бұрын
$40mil that could've gone to cancer...oh wait
@Haloslayer46 7 жыл бұрын
clever
@popcornfilms1 7 жыл бұрын
+Palaash Atri don't ruin it bro
@wispy9859 7 жыл бұрын
wow
@OfficialFatherBeat 7 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@themaverick7514 7 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@epicosexio Жыл бұрын
Im only human after all
@dmj271095 8 ай бұрын
remember when I bought this game, I excitedly walked out of the store, immediately tripped over my own shoelaces and scraped up my arms, hands and the case for the game. I think that was an omen.
@prot07ype87 7 жыл бұрын
0:00 "At the heart of Mass Effect: Andromeda... is a question; how far will we go?" *Not far.*
@user-texgen 6 жыл бұрын
Prot07ype Wrong. They went too far.
@oz_jones 6 жыл бұрын
Or not far enough, depending how you want to look at it :p
@Onemanfunnyfarm 6 жыл бұрын
Worse than not far, they went the complete opposite direction. A good thing though, since it means they didn't shit on everything involved in the trilogy itself. Just the brand name and the usage of their species.
@theimperiumofman102 6 жыл бұрын
They'll go far, they just won't test and check where they're going and have been.
@cityguard4847 6 жыл бұрын
Onemanfunnyfarm doesn’t that count as going somewhere?
@Kendow20 7 жыл бұрын
Kallo - "Kill. Me. Now." Pretty much sums up this game.
@redzone1438 7 жыл бұрын
which minute?
@lunaticllama3220 7 жыл бұрын
Every Mass Effect fan after seeing the trailer for this. Also, it's at 9:20
@SecksyMan 7 жыл бұрын
have you played the game very much if at all?
@LyConstantine 7 жыл бұрын
-Are things back to normal? -Not even close
@Kendow20 7 жыл бұрын
Yea, played right through it. Fun Mass Effect as usual (Story/Combat/Character Building) but everything in this video pretty much nails everything that's wrong with it. Felt incomplete and a let down for the amount of time we've waited since the last game.
@thomasjones6413 Жыл бұрын
Looking back, I know everyone focused the visual bugs, facial animations, glitches and whatnot, but I'm shocked at how truly garbage the dialogue was
@leakyboat224 Жыл бұрын
16:03 I actually recoiled in horror 😂 20:20 What a great lineup of game developers who made great games before, and who I'm sure will be around for a long long time.
@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117 11 ай бұрын
Some of them didn't make it unfortunately. Pandemic, Westwood, visceral, etc.
@joelhaggis5054 7 жыл бұрын
"There's more to life than this." *Twists neck* *Walks off*
@cryptonaut1435 7 жыл бұрын
Somebody gazed into the eyes of Cthulhu for too long....
@internetjuror4438 7 жыл бұрын
**Self-aware NPCs**
@petrusion2827 7 жыл бұрын
She's trying to end her miserable existence as a shitty NPC with bad writing.
@PixXx31 6 жыл бұрын
She learned that from shepard :D i.imgur.com/VqEj1Pl.gif
@RGR29 6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 I'm recording this game but so far I don't have any of those glitches
@gabenewell3955 5 жыл бұрын
Mom passing away Protagonist: -_-
@king.savagekingdom9929 5 жыл бұрын
I want half life 3 bitch
@juanisaias8308 5 жыл бұрын
@@king.savagekingdom9929 At this pace we will get Half Life 4 before 3 smh
@teal_m_101 5 жыл бұрын
**children dying** Protagonist: -_-
@Bloodletter8 5 жыл бұрын
Thorazine for everyone!
@alexlun4464 5 жыл бұрын
Undertale Style
@dr.kennethnoisewater26 6 ай бұрын
The new mass effect teaser trailer came out and people are already singing its praises and can’t wait to give up their money. How quickly they forget.
@daniilbendik334 2 жыл бұрын
Basically a standard for AAA gaming now
@Darkalfondso 7 жыл бұрын
4:15 ...Ok, you can stop leaning now. 4:22 Um...You OK? 4:26 JESUS CHRIST
@MenxiGoblinQueen 7 жыл бұрын
pfft, who needs spines?
@dekky3908 7 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly to that scene.
@thelegendaryklobb2879 7 жыл бұрын
Looks like she's melting
@biggusmunkusthegreat 7 жыл бұрын
I'm fucking crying I'm laughing so hard
@bkatz1480 7 жыл бұрын
shes a pretzel
@alexissmetje 7 жыл бұрын
I used to be a pathfinder like you, then my face got tired
@whatisdisshit 7 жыл бұрын
Fuck you Shepard.
@OverLorD768 7 жыл бұрын
Marauder Shields, why didn't you stoped this?! YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB!
@loneswordsman295 7 жыл бұрын
Commander Shepard why'd you leave mass effect?
@ryangiang8464 7 жыл бұрын
What is this, 2012?
@themadgamer6815 7 жыл бұрын
Commander Shepard Nice unoriginal comment.
@joshadams5602 2 жыл бұрын
all the characters look and move like low budget animatronics, and the best thing that can be said about the dialogue is that it fits in with that perfectly.
@Artemyst 9 ай бұрын
6 years later and this is still more enjoyable than the game
@Dispear12121 4 жыл бұрын
12:33 Why did that fit so well omg thats my fav part of the video lmao
@user-cg7tj7cu4m 4 жыл бұрын
I couldnt believe it I died at that point
@miss_B_ 4 жыл бұрын
IT'S ACTUALLY EVEN CUTE
@castafiorept7309 4 жыл бұрын
You'd think that animation was directly modeled to that audio clip.
@ignifero 4 жыл бұрын
@@castafiorept7309 or rotoscopied from it
@specticulrtainment1809 4 жыл бұрын
@@ignifero well i don't think rotoscoping is a thing with 3d animation.
@mq8858 4 жыл бұрын
13:48 "Your enthusiasm is infectious" I think a little more sarcasm would've worked there
@Mistner 4 жыл бұрын
That was funny
@AgreeableSmile 4 жыл бұрын
MQ amen
@xXRand0mDudeXx 2 жыл бұрын
Respect to the voice actors, id be embarrassed i was apart of a game that was this bad
@animee323 Жыл бұрын
"I love you, both of you. Live your lives." **proceeds to bite off bottom lip**
@Penitbuder 7 жыл бұрын
Ironically the alien faces look more natural than the humans. How the fuck.
@LSSTmusic 7 жыл бұрын
it's easier to tell when human faces look unnatural because we know what they're supposed to look like
@nathanaelrose4485 7 жыл бұрын
Anonymous Thank you for the proper use of irony.
@spacejunk2186 7 жыл бұрын
The textures for the male Turians are shit.
@wizzzer1337 3 жыл бұрын
the alien faces were hand crafted, the human faces used a software to automate the facian animations.
@gennoble6363 3 жыл бұрын
>buys the game >plays the game for 4 hours >finds 120 bugs and glitches in that time >refunds
@Deltarii 4 жыл бұрын
13:26 “Are things back to normal?” “Not even close” Even the NPCs are aware.
@un-capital3666 4 жыл бұрын
9:20
@user-sn8tz7kh1p 4 жыл бұрын
I'm dead
@romannk 4 жыл бұрын
SHIT BLOGGER
@XBullitt16X Жыл бұрын
Still hilarious coming back years later and to see nothing in the industry has changed.
@youseenednedisdead Жыл бұрын
"I don't need an army, I've got a krogan" is actually such a badass in-universe line that was wasted on such a shitty scene
@thekiss2083 6 ай бұрын
Maybe if it hadn't been cribbed from The Avengers
@youseenednedisdead 6 ай бұрын
@@thekiss2083 didnt know that
@spacekrill 7 жыл бұрын
"Are things back to normal?" "Not even close." He's wasn't wrong.
@InVinoVeratas 7 жыл бұрын
That clip was perfectly timed
@Superluigi881 7 жыл бұрын
Do we even need to mock this game? It's doing a pretty good job insulting itself.
@InVinoVeratas 3 жыл бұрын
time to bring this comment back, back from rest, back to rise
@2shae475 7 жыл бұрын
That Krogan doing the Shia Lebouf impression was just perfect.
@desertsniper23 25 күн бұрын
Before Cyberpunk there was Mass Effect Andromeda
@CaseyC-bg4bb 21 күн бұрын
The difference is cyberpunk was completely broken, Andromeda was really bad
@fruitcake4910 16 күн бұрын
Cyberpunk was fixable and mostly fixed.
@IGRETRO 2 жыл бұрын
I’m still coming back to this masterpiece. Beautiful.
@gacuchuoi9517 5 жыл бұрын
9:52 I must consult with the Elder God
@vasiliypupkin3239 5 жыл бұрын
THE REALMS ARE AT CRISIS
@myyriad778 4 жыл бұрын
Oooooooh, Elder God. Shattered.
@ulysses3083 4 жыл бұрын
Tello 64 I get it
@returnedtomonkey8886 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed at this more than i should
@achangedyou1343 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh!!!! Killed me!!!! MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!! Made my day thanks :)
@ToddHoward. 4 жыл бұрын
These guys made Skyrim look 100% polished and bug free.
@Balnazzardi 4 жыл бұрын
Todd, its still better than Fallout 76.....
@seangruner1023 4 жыл бұрын
Mmmmmmm McDonald
@seankim382 4 жыл бұрын
@@Balnazzardi No.
@Bullevue 4 жыл бұрын
That really pisses me off
@chancedavis6216 4 жыл бұрын
@@Balnazzardi I disagree
@crapaudbiscornu7941 2 жыл бұрын
5:08 “My goals are beyond your understanding”
@Noxlion28 5 ай бұрын
It’s so pathetic how hard the IGN reviewers tried to say positive things about the game despite it being obviously garbage. They did the same for Cyberpunk and that’s when I decided their opinions are worth less than a grain of salt.
@ricardomeijer7164 2 күн бұрын
Cyberpunk made a 180 turn tho
@EpicCoolGuy21 4 жыл бұрын
3D porn ads look better than Andromeda
@yiaboi2287 4 жыл бұрын
@@GrindyVine what
@anonimo_20_19 4 жыл бұрын
@@GrindyVine what????
@ryanc5572 4 жыл бұрын
They really do
@rioajipangestu776 4 жыл бұрын
@@GrindyVine whot
@dodohead147147 4 жыл бұрын
@KS Rule 34 my friend
@nektaar2593 4 жыл бұрын
12:04 thats some oblivion talk rigth there
@whitegoose2017 4 жыл бұрын
"Greetings." "Hello." "How are you?" "Bye."
@wolker213 4 жыл бұрын
Anyway how is your sex life?
@lugabo5756 4 жыл бұрын
"Hello" "Greetings" "How are you?" "Nothing i'd like to talk about" "Wanna have babies?"
@whitegoose2017 4 жыл бұрын
@@lugabo5756 "Oh, it's you." "Hi."
@lugabo5756 4 жыл бұрын
@@whitegoose2017 "have you heard of the high elves?"
@Toetalwar Ай бұрын
This pile of a game was 7 years ago already? man.
@TheManWhoDestroyedTheWorld Жыл бұрын
15:07 Lol, literally GTA:SA moment here
@zye. 20 күн бұрын
"Ryder! You sherm head"
@greggers23 7 жыл бұрын
"there's more to life than this" *twists neck in way that would literally end own life*
@MrJulio632 7 жыл бұрын
Gregory Duggan reminds me of shepard glitch in ME3
@GuyOnAChair 7 жыл бұрын
Gregory Duggan That one "woman" cant stop memeing.
@stinkiestman398 7 жыл бұрын
Br Striker 👳🏿🍉🔫🍗🍗🖕🏿🖕🏿👊🏿👊🏿
@k.cook158 7 жыл бұрын
"We didn't want to make this feel like it was Mass Effect 4" Mission Accomplished.
@lonelypotato520 7 жыл бұрын
K.Cook15 Yep It feels and looks like fanfiction the game
@drencrum 7 жыл бұрын
they made Andromeda to get away from the bad ending of 3, now they're going to have to go back to 4 to get away from Andromeda
@cum_as_you_are 2 жыл бұрын
3:32 i don't need an army. I got hulk rogan.
@project_X_design 2 жыл бұрын
I spent 6 bucks on sale to buy this game. After experiencing the game I now understand with that money I would rather buy a big mac
@damarkomoore5236 7 жыл бұрын
"I'm only human after all, don't put the blame on me" -bioware
@musacan00747 7 жыл бұрын
That Nba Fan ea's bioware
@DzinkyDzink 6 жыл бұрын
Can't listen to this song without sadness now... They ruined it for me!
@DroBONILLA1 6 жыл бұрын
Sums up the SJWs in bioware
@mclaarson 6 жыл бұрын
My face is tired of your kind.
@Imperium83 6 жыл бұрын
The Reapers warned us about this shit.
@AndreRQL 6 жыл бұрын
*"Sorry, my face is tired from dealing with...everything"* I don't think being tired is the issue here...
@Gamesfan34260 6 жыл бұрын
The animator was most certainly tired.
@sixravenx 6 жыл бұрын
Who even says something like that? 'My face is tired' uhh ok then. It sounds like someone who learned English as a 25th language
@ViktorShahter Жыл бұрын
In 2023 this would be called "stable and polished" trust me.
@RebecaC12 Жыл бұрын
'There's more to life than this', proceeds to unalive self by twisting of her own neck 💀😭
@bakashinji 7 жыл бұрын
"My father is dead he made me his successor." *:)* "Alec is...dead?" *:)*
@XFrozenAshX 7 жыл бұрын
:) :) :) :)
@FallkyrieLynner 7 жыл бұрын
trakstar13 "nah, my dad is having a tea party with mr.Death."
@freddiefaulig8751 7 жыл бұрын
trakstar13 donkey: you look really broken up about that.
@richr1917 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's one of the worst, and funniest, culprits. Someone smiling at you, while they confirm through a nod of the head, that you're correct, their father is dead. Who was in charge of the quality control in this game? Did anyone from EA actually play-test it?
@anasbakhit4303 7 жыл бұрын
trakstar13 "Alec is....dead?" yep! got problems? :)
@hey9433 3 жыл бұрын
"My dad is dead" "Your dad is dead?" What kind of conversations are these
@Krcun774 3 жыл бұрын
:)
@CELLY96 3 жыл бұрын
@@Krcun774 :(
@therealMrA 3 жыл бұрын
"Yes my dad is dead I said"
@hey9433 3 жыл бұрын
@V Z Imagine someone doing that to you in real life
@ciaranmcgrath3273 3 жыл бұрын
The kind people who don't have normal conversations write.
@darklord9581 Жыл бұрын
7:55 bruh the expression 🤣🤣 “can we hurry up I have quests to complete” ☠️
@Drawnartist 2 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious!!! Man so many times I've busted out laughing watching this. I'm gonna have to rewatch this while video again. The part with Shia Labuff (whatever the spelling) was the best part. That krogans movements were perfectly in time with the sound and it was just excellent. Very well done 👏
@wesofx8148 7 жыл бұрын
"Finished the place-holder animations last night." "Great, we'll release the game tomorrow" "But we haven't even bug test-" "Here's $100,000 for all your hard work."
@DHTGK 7 жыл бұрын
depending on how long the person was working, its not worth it unless they are actually bribing them
@xlxlffdd6630 7 жыл бұрын
I would joke and say the game was probably made in China like everything else, but Chinese actually make better games than this.
@DHTGK 7 жыл бұрын
any game makes facial animations than this even minecraft has better facial animations
@omium4917 6 жыл бұрын
xlxl ffdd ever seen honaki impact 3?its a chinese phone game, still better facial animation.
@RenegadeVile 6 жыл бұрын
LOL you think the devs were getting properly paid for their hard work under ridiculous conditions. You funny guy. If they managed to make rent than I'll be surprised...
@jackobear7147 7 жыл бұрын
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite comedy on the Citadel.
@binugicu9827 7 жыл бұрын
Scraps 'N' Scoobs
@NataliaNeeSama 7 жыл бұрын
I should go.
@alexwall9332 7 жыл бұрын
I have to go
@amberhernandez 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who's put over 2000 hours into Dragon Age: Inquisition, when he said "in Frostbite" (the engine for both games), I knew the face/hair animation was going to be dog-water lmao
@WickedParanoid 2 жыл бұрын
11:08 What hair animations? That ponytail is just stuck in one position, FFS
@amberhernandez 2 жыл бұрын
@@WickedParanoid Frostbite doesn't have free-form hair and cloth physics, so whatever you do see (in the RARE cutscene among both games) is hand-animated. Don't worry; it looks like trash too.
@spacejunk2186 Жыл бұрын
@@amberhernandez Bro that scene in Dragon Age Inquisition when the Inquisition army sets out from the castle, we get a glimpse at some banner bearers and their banners do not move in the wind or from the movements at all, as if they are made of wood. It looks so garbage lmao.
@Tremere 9 ай бұрын
You put over 2000 hours in the most putrid game Bioware ever had the indecency of releasing? Jesus christ….
@amberhernandez 9 ай бұрын
@@Tremere Did I say Anthem? Did I say Andromeda? Dragon Age 2?? (Fuck, that one hurts lol)
@SamuraiSixT9 2 жыл бұрын
This was the first cyberpunk.
@sanghoonlee5171 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: in my country Korea, when something goes completely off the rail and insane, we say "It's gone to Andromeda." We've had this saying for a couple of decades.
@KitsuneFyora 3 жыл бұрын
This game makes so much sense now.
@mark0183 3 жыл бұрын
Boi :o
@GabrielCarvalho-fd1iw 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus is the only Savior.
@royalblanket 3 жыл бұрын
@@GabrielCarvalho-fd1iw What?
@podskalda 3 жыл бұрын
lol, nice saying
@icehell99 7 жыл бұрын
16:05 "There's more to life than this" *Proceeds to snap neck*
@faizalf119 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the AFTERlife.
@Anex952 6 жыл бұрын
Ice Mango should of put the neck snap sound effect in, that would of been amazing
@roberdelss 2 жыл бұрын
The buggy blowing up unprovoked at 6:50 is my favorite. I never beat the first Mass Effect because I got stuck on those rover missions.
@rykehuss3435 Жыл бұрын
Git gud, controlling MAKO was not difficult at all. People just didnt bother learning how to use the thrusters. After a bit of practice I was climbing mountains with it or doing huge jumps off of hills. It was a lot of fun
@roberdelss Жыл бұрын
@@rykehuss3435 I was fairly young back then so settle down, buddy.
@rykehuss3435 Жыл бұрын
@@roberdelss ligma
@roberdelss Жыл бұрын
@@rykehuss3435 Insufferable, as per the usual.
@nigeltheoutlaw Жыл бұрын
@@rykehuss3435 Yeah I was young too, but controlling the Mako wasn't hard. Jank, yes, but not hard. I think I only accidentally got myself actually stuck once, on some random side planet.
@HonorNecris 2 жыл бұрын
5:36 "Camera speed, aaaaaand ACTION!"
@estrellaescobar5723 3 жыл бұрын
12:32 Im perplex about how perfectly synchronized this is.
@justaperson9155 3 жыл бұрын
Its an Easter egg. Its animated off Shia LaBeouff.
@nikolajukic1945 3 жыл бұрын
@@justaperson9155 You joking or is it really?
@justaperson9155 3 жыл бұрын
@@nikolajukic1945 It really is
@CunningCondor 3 жыл бұрын
@@justaperson9155 Why tho
@xshullaw 3 жыл бұрын
@@CunningCondor An obscure reference to make people laugh a little in a generally boring interaction.
@kutsumiru 3 жыл бұрын
12:31 that's just too perfect
@esprit101 3 жыл бұрын
That can't be accidental, right?
@kutsumiru 3 жыл бұрын
@@esprit101 that’s what I’m thinking
@skallywang4494 3 жыл бұрын
I screamed at this. Part I need to save that clip
@Shahraman 3 жыл бұрын
@@esprit101 That's an intended Easter Egg
@AA-lz4wq 3 жыл бұрын
@@Shahraman More like a nice way to ruin the immersion, you should look for easter eggs not have them shown in a middle of an unrelated dialogue.
@seancabage1641 2 жыл бұрын
Man, I remember when this video came out and being in awe at how broken the game was. Good times lol.
@tanya-789 2 жыл бұрын
16:07 "There's more to life than this." *Snaps her own neck*
@icat0753 7 жыл бұрын
"How far will we go" Backwards bioware, backwards
@derboki88 6 жыл бұрын
maybe he was just asking himself how far backwards? Or maybe they just forgot to run this game through QC...who knows
@Grasmann 6 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's like in old arcade games where you exit one side and come out the other. They went so far that they went back.
@BearPig 4 жыл бұрын
“Alec is dead?” -smiles and nods
@zhongliimpact6220 4 жыл бұрын
Bioware : "Emotions"
@josemanuelrau8010 4 жыл бұрын
Did i stutter?
@richardmcgowan1651 Жыл бұрын
Ah, Mass Effect Andromeda. Maybe the first big sign that many people in the AAA gaming industry have no talent.
@DrGandW Жыл бұрын
First? Maybe the seventeenth?
@b.o.j.1442 Жыл бұрын
You weren’t around during the colonial marines fiasco, were you?
@corey9746 10 ай бұрын
@@b.o.j.1442That game was just average. It wasn't total trash like this.
@ChickenJoe-tq6xd 8 ай бұрын
Well duh, the devs get hired based on diversity and inclusion rather then talent and merit, the old dev teams that made classics were “too white and male” for the current esg standards, we as gamers are supposed to just accept the huge quality drop
@troypowers750 22 күн бұрын
I mean, what happend to Duke Nukem Forever?
@pgarande23 Жыл бұрын
Getting recommended this after starfield direct is nasty work by youtube.
@keganscurlock3549 3 жыл бұрын
I cannot be made to believe that the animation at 12:31 wasnt intentionally designed to fit that meme.
@Domek971 3 жыл бұрын
my speculation is that it was some kind of placeholder animation to maybe test the skeleton or something and they forgot to remove it
@frybread002_3 3 жыл бұрын
That made my day!
@Burialofagod 3 жыл бұрын
Cannot be made? Idiot
@aidenchoe4971 3 жыл бұрын
@@Burialofagod apparently a grammar mistake makes someone an idiot.
@khairulmufid497 3 жыл бұрын
@@Burialofagod Oh No I Am Idiot For A Grammar Mistakes
@soulless6804 4 жыл бұрын
7:35 when your mum meets her Best friend in supermarket but you want to go home
@nasvsan6191 4 жыл бұрын
Most underrated comment i have EVER seen omg 100000iq comment
@GoryLouie 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha that's genius.
@pierregauducheau312 4 жыл бұрын
Kutazzz z Im dead thanks dude
@iulianam4106 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@aryanarora4874 4 жыл бұрын
This comment is just so golden OMG
@rachienye Жыл бұрын
Loved your editing of the comentary and glitches. I laughed and it kept me entertained throughout. Well done!
@risefm001 Жыл бұрын
I always come back to these Crowbcat vids every few months and they're just as great as the first time I watched.
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