My mann

No offense but strong Marcus could do it in half the time :/

He's the real one

Legend has it he's doing that same thing today...

@@dryer1901 How dare you

Let me tell you, some TV costumers are horrible. Sure they may have a liscense for it but that doesn't mean you have a sense of fashion.

I remember wearing a lot of Denim back then. Not so much the spandex and gortex. O.o I was living in rural West Virginia though so not many people running around in track suits o.o

It attracts an audience

@S L A M E T lol bot

It was the 90s, man.

@S L A M E T go unsurvive yourself please

@S L A M E T "Body : colder" Nah I prefer someone who's alive

This video auto played and I thought it was legit. Hearing him say that they'll settle for 2nd best made me double check lmao

Thanks. 90 percent of youtube viewers are deaf. So it really helps when people quote the video.

@@tannerholmes1587 Seems like 90% of youtube viewers are also mentally handicapped too, if they can't get that the person is obviously indirectly saying they found whatever part of the video they quoted especially funny without actually outright saying it.

AND Strong Curtis!

THAT WAS A FILLING MACHINE GOD DANG IT

@@IMP1G what if it was a rinsing and filling machine!?

@@__m__a__x__ you’re thinking of a mixing machine

Yes! I wanted to leave this comment but I looked for it first. Im glad someone was there at the beginning

Crystal pepsi was very similar to regular pepsi in flavor. However, it confused people because it was not that artificially dyed dark color. It failed because people wanted a dark syrup image to go along with the flavor.

They redid the twinkie recipe- I think the company changed hands, or something, but the flavor's defiantly different

it tasted like licking a tree root. it was terrible.

@@grenadegoboom4967 And I think it's much more fatty, like, I can taste the oil seeping out

I thought it tasted ok, but I still preferred the standard Pepsi.

Me too. I love crystal Pepsi

And Gorbachev

Well that and the constant fear of total nuclear war between 2 dickhead countries causing nuclear winter for all

I got both

@@wendyokoopa7048 LA BEAST HERE

@@pylot5021 ok

what

Pepsi for TV game.

Narrator:oh God he's back *Fucks Pepsi man*

Rats prefer sugar over coke so not far off... I suspect humans too but no lab will do that test.

what other yt ppl make cotent liek this?

wait both huggbees?? there's more than one

@@criminaltimesinfinity3418 KZfaq Poops mainly. How it's Made -> "Wow! It's Made!" by Dathings1 Outside In -> "OUTIE INNIE OUCHIE" by cs188 Crystal Pepsi training video -> "Crustal Poopsy Sales Sales Profits Sales" by noisepuppet

Oh hi.

@@XanTheDragon Hi

Thats actually a callback to his logo redesign video

@@owene2530 I see I see

ok so i have news about a term pepsi actuallt coined

💀

Thanks Nitro, very cool!

Holy shit. Filling up like. Backyard water feature with like, sprite or some other clear soft drink would be insane.

Are you blind.. It's obviously a rinsing machine

@Aswin it was vary late when I was watching this and in my ignorance I mistook the rising machine for what I thought at the time was a filling machine, I deeply apologize for not only calling someone dishonest when they weren't and to this misinformation I have spread across the comments. I hope you understand how stupid I feel for this mistake, but I do hope you can forgive me.

Not a lot gets an audible laugh from me now, but that really caught me off guard.

🅱️e🅱️si

That's just their accent. They still pronounce it "pepsi", but it sounds like bebsi to us because we don't have their specific accent.

Also in the Middle East, I hear

@Don C bebsi, from the middle east

@@ZweiForgot that’s not how phonetics work. Check the IPA.

Whats her hourly rate?

@@tesseract5569 That went right over his head

@@Duskyberry Oh well. I thought it was funny 😂

@@tesseract5569 clever bastard 😂

@@tesseract5569 It turns out she actually pays you for purchasing her services out of pity from knowing that you ordered crystal pepsi unironically

It's actually a big hit in Japan even now.

some schools MINE wont allow colored drinks cause it will stain carpets so i love that idea like when i put sprite in my water bottle

Yeah

@@cyndankit4989 That funny! Everyone whined and cried when people said “school lunches shouldn’t just be sugar and fat” and the schools complained “well our parents don’t want kids to limit what they can eat”. Now it’s “screw limits we don’t want your little monsters staining everything!”

Coke and Pepsi are actually citrus based flavors!

and crystal pepsi qualifies as 3 of those

And NOT the 3 that you think.

I mean really though, would you rather have Crystal Methsi or Cocaine-Cola?

It's called crystal pepsi, not pepsi crystal.

Attempting to beat coca-cola, I see...

Nah, sugar is more addictive.

"I'm so early that I don't have enough time to think of a good comment"

Where do you live? Here in the States we haven't seen crystal clear Pepsi since the 90s...its definitely one of those 90s relics here

@@stee8345 what’s crystal pepsi?

@@mentallyunstableorphan hol up

@@stee8345 I don't think he's buying soda

No, you fool, you _quench_ thirst! You've ruined everything!

@@ionastewart8814 you both are correct my brother, the definition of slake is "to quench or satisfy (one's thirst)"

@@dakota9821 I have humiliated myself on the internet... it's over for me. Go on without me, I'll only slow you down!

yES

Bebis

I guess we all live in a Pepsi Farm...

Is it a coincidence that I'm reading Animal Farm in school right now?

Brown Soda bad Clear Soda good! Brown soda good! Clear soda BETTER!

No shall drink crystal pepsi No shall drink crystal pepsi _to excess_

@@mistersippi2945 Clear Soda Good! Brown Soda BETTER!

No you misunderstood. Even that bitch was new

Same here. Feel like the biggest fool.

she may have some other issues to sort out in the mean time... is she gluten free cuz heath, or "reasons"? if health is the overall reason.... stop drinking soda. it not good. sure I drink soda, eat meat, use tobacco... but, I know I'm killing myself... if you ever utter " well, I think (tofu shaped like a meat and named after a meat).." just eat mush cubes... its not a tofukey... its just tofu... its not a veggie burger, its a veggie patty. crsytal pepsi was't any better in any way; it was a ploy to sell shit, and it flopped.

@@faulkgough1768 It only flopped because of Coke's kamikaze TAB Clear campaign where they deliberately made the worst drink they could to give clear sodas a bad name. Crystal Pepsi tastes good, it is literally just Pepsi with no dyes. If a gluten free version of something that tastes the same as the original exists, then it is objectively "better"

technically most if not all machines are rinsing machines because the liquid is either emptied during production or emptied by the consumer.

this here's another one of your dang conspiracies, ain't it, Dale? PUT DOWN THAT POCKET SAND

Inb4 the porn bot

As if the planet could handle their battle

This would require a planet that is inhabited by a race of beings who hide orange balls with stars in them

It’s beer

Eww

It does

and it comes in America's favourite flavour....lime

They had to settle for second best. And when you're second best, you *can* have too much of a good thing.

*than

You stole this comment from me, nice try. You even mis-spelled the word "than".