I'm currently moving houses and won't have internet until July 11th (I uploaded this with an Etch A Sketch), so there won't be any videos for a while, but I'll brew up a commentary script in the mean time. I know this video is a bit different from what I usually make, but hopefully it holds you over until then. Let me know if you wanna see more solo surfing videos in this style.

Did that child really mistake you for me?

When he raps he sounds like google translate

The Italian guy had me dead asf 💀💀

RACC GOT MAD BARS

My mom asked what I was doing and I said "watching someone surf." She looked at my screen and sighed in disappointment. I think she was wondering where the water was

i will sacrifice a raccoon for you everyday raccooneggs

'I would drop-kick a baby for a smack on the sack. Running up and down these rhymes like an ant eater. Spitting the flow wearing nothing but a wife beater.' Best lines I have ever listened to, had me dying on the inside.

I want a rap battle of swagger souls and raccoon eggs

HOW TF DO YOU COME UP WITH THAT RAP THAT FAST

RaccoonEggs, thanks for making my day, everyday in the hospitalI struggle with this kidney disease I have :( You make me laugh so hard and it just sparkles my day. I hope you never stop YT. Stay lit.

My dude spitting rhymes like a lama.

Raccoon Eggs x Swaggersouls - Suicide (Logan Paul Diss Track)

Raccooneggs comforts me in such a stupid way. My ex committed suicide about a year and a half ago, and we would binge watch his videos. They always made us laugh, and its been hard without him. I'm glad that a creator like you was able to make him laugh and smile when he wasn't feeling his best. You still make me smile and give me a reason to keep going, as my ex would have wanted. Thank you for being here, and trying your best to make others smile

lit as always bro!

Next How to video should be How to control an outbreak of wild Raccoons. Lemme know if you going to do this.

"Meming, shoutcasting, raping, and a whole lot of surfing." oh the difference one P can make

THE RAPS ARE TURNING THE HAMSTERS GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Raccoon eggs I just want to thank u for making a tutorial on how to reserect my mother corpse. Ever since u started making videos ive been collecting raccoons and keeping them in my basement, feeding them nothing but the sewage of my own faeces and only letting them drink the sweat that fell off from under my mom's fat rolls. It felt very good to actually give them a purpose when my mom fell asleep in the bathtub that didn't have any water in it yet and drowned in her own sweat...Thanks again!

*i want a full video of raccooneggs having a conversation with paulie*

Most of that rap was legit fire

R.I.P. Vinnie, forever in our hearts. He would have wanted us to remember that “he was a good guy, but you gotta do what yah gotta do.”

$10 bucks for the first one to put that whole freestyle rap into lyrics

Ill dropkick a baby for a smacc on the sacc... RaccoonEggs -2018

i remember watching this the day it came out i miss those days

I’ve watched these videos so much that I’ve memorized the surf maps

That rap racc spit better than most rappers whole album these days

Racc: roasts trash skills Also racc: fails to surf to the second ramp

Why does every csgo surf commentator know how to rap wtf

Paulie sounds like an Italian mobster in the 30s in new york Edit: I JUST REALIZED THE REFERENCE LMAO

This channel is fuc**ng awesome. I often have a lot of down time at work or in my classes, and these videos man, they totally make my life better XD LMAO

3 years later and still making me laugh...we miss you dude. Can't wait to see what you have planned.

I can imagine RaccoonEggs sitting in his room writing up this rap, just waiting for the day for someone to challenge him.

Raccoon:*Breaths* Some 14 year old kid: *DIES OF LAUGHTER*

That rapping was like listening to one of those videos where they say nonsense statements that sound like they go together so it just works. It was beautiful

Dude I found you on Ifunny and now I cant stop laughing. No, like I actually can't breath please call emergency services I'm actually dying. (Edit) This is the most likes Ive ever gotten on a comment.

Your vids are so funny man keep it up man

Brooo this shit was fire you should upload a separate video of just the rap.

“Like a rolling pin?” “No like a fuckin meatball”

The rap at the end was low key lit af

raccoon's video yesss😀😃 merry christmas

Is Paulie a mafia?

Your rapping is fire.

Omg that rap battle was pure fire and I want a 10 hr version

5:45 top ten anime battles

Even though I am held back by so much stuff nobody could hold me back from watching you :3

Thanks for the shout-out raccooneggs

If rac became a rapper, I would actually listen to that stuff

Gay hamsters

DAMN, RACC!!!! DROPPIN' THOSE BARS!!!!!

That rap had to be prepared 😂😂

I’m only 15 seconds into the video and I’m already laughing the hardest since the first csgo vid

I COULD WATCH YOU ALL DAY LOVE YOU VIDS

Man you are my favorite youtuber i you will get 1 m subs soon man

I should NOT be watching Raccoon Egg videos while trying to drink something each time I almost choke to death-

Raccoon"Why the f*ck do you need a golden knife when you have a golden heart " Me"that's some touching sh*t right their"

2:12 made me fucking die when he said no like a fuckin meatball his accent was so fucking perfect for sayin that i really need him to be in another video maybe in rust or sonething due to raccs recent news which is perfectly fine

That freestyle tho

eminem: *makes a movie about rap batttling* Racc: *HOLD MY BEER*

Chat: Yeah Wookie won Wookie: that’s my ego you b strokin

what was the beat for the rap battle?

RacooonEgs WHERE IS YOUR SPONSORSHIP?

I love that when you finished that rap that child lost all of his self confidence

my god I Recently saw all your videos and I love all of them...I especially love how you and shammy have the same way of using an animal to represent yourselves and move around jpegs to make a video that much better...Please make more and if possible, you and shammy should meet and make a video together 😂 that would be too fucking hilarious

Racc I hope you're doing good man. We all miss you

Didn’t know raccoons could rap.

The intro was so dramatic and I needed that

RACCOONEGGS WHY ARE YOU SO FUNNY I CANT STOP BINGE WATCHING HELP

How did rac lose that rap battle

I don't understand i also get confused with swaggersouls and you lol.

Not sure if you’ll see this Racc but that last clip of the vid made me happy for you, sometimes you catch yourself in a good moment and I respect the hell out of that. If you’re ever in New York you don’t need to pay for bud. Have a good one man.

This is the quality content i subscribed for

When I get off the surfing server you join :/ why

What's the name of the background music in the rap battle

awesome vid loved it, keep up the good work!!

Why have I never seen such a funny youtuber till today!!!

Nailclippers

9:53 not 10:01 .....Real nigga

Subbed cuz raccd makes me laugh so much

I'm sick right now and I'm watching raccooneggs for the cure

Ezra, STOP!

That was the whitest sounding rap I've ever heard

racconeggs is my drug, can't stop taking it

I'm not even a gamer, but these videos crack me up.

Raccoon "I only have a voice" Eggs

7:39

that rap just made my day lmao

i love the “watcha gotta do” lines

Who’s here because of I have no memes?

Here, you can thank me later: genius.com/Raccooneggs-freestyle-rapping-on-cs-go-lyrics

That freestyle was amazing.

I showed this to my friend laughed so hard he sounded like a sea lion

This is the first video I ever saw from him and I’m laughing so HARD

The freestyle made me cry never again

100000k congrats raccoon

Raccs rap hit so hard my grandpas life support disconnected

This Chanel is so underrated 😫

Now this, this is quality

child prodigy says he has lungs of a badger then proceeds to take a breath after 4 words

The best comedian is literally raccooneggs.