that was nuts

Vote to enlist racc to become a audio book reader

Yo raccoon eggs should work at Audible

THe frOGs arE tUrning tHe W A T E R gaY

Everyone simping over Corpse Husband, Rac clearly has the more arousing voice

The end was really wholesome especially with the music

Racc's voice is the smoothest voice ever

From the darkest humor, to the reading a bedtime story... This is why I love Racc. xD

5:43 is where he starts reading “Where The Wild things are” it’s kinda embarrassing to say but my uncle used to read that story to me almost every night when he came over to visit my family and I and ever since he passed away and you posted this video I have been watching this just so I could sleep easier this probably doesn’t matter to anyone at all but when I first heard you read that story I cried and I just want to say thank you for letting me remember a memory I once forgot and now have something to listen to to help me have an easy night of rest when I feel that everything in the world is crashing down on me and my family but I just wanted to say thank you and good night.

Racoon could be a audio book.....guy

good shit

Omg his voice is so perfect for that story

Bruh it kills me when Rac laughs. The dude has a deep voice but a high ass pitch laugh 😂

"yes the entire video is like this" perfect

Thanks for reading me a bedtime story, and for including me in this wonderful piece of art. (I was the one that requested "Where The Wild Things Are".)

You better read 'Twas the Night before Christmas on Christmas Eve or I'm gonna be pissed

Dude I’ve never felt so moved and tired by “Where the Wild Things Are”, please actually go into book reading

when my dad was deployed he would send us videos of him reading books, well he sent one of him reading The Wild Things and you sound a lot like him and it made me tier up.

The end really surprised me at the end. Didn't think that many people knew that book

“9/11 was the pilot episode” and 2020 is the Christmas special

That ending was beautiful, thank you.

you should do audio books

2:46 is my absolute most favorite thing ever

Can we just appreciate the fact that no one interrupted racc while he was reading?

that made me sleepy in the end wtf

I went to the sandy hook elementary once there was not a lot of books but a lot of magazines Geez, didn't expect this comment to do this well. Thanks

Hey to anyone reading the comments on a classic racc video. I miss this dude so much, and I'm glad to see someone's else watching his content still. 🤙

How does he say this without laughing

Never before have I laughed so hard about a grandma shooting herself

"The Gang Plays a First Person Shooter"

0:16 loves how he uses the sims 3 music in that

@RaccoonEggs Can I get you reading "Where the Wild Things Are" on an mp3?

Can't believe he just fucking read all of where the wild things are Thought he was gonna make it up but no this dad of raccoon read the entire thing

5:52 bedtime story

That was actually pretty sweet :3 You've got a nice voice for bedtime stories

The last bit isn't good to listen to when you're running off of two hours of sleep lol. I almost passed out on my table

What a good bedtime story 😴

Haha I'm actually going to listen to Racc read wild things before I go to bed tonight.

6:00 makes me feel like an adult because of the music and the story like time flies and you’ll never get those moments back when your young even tho im 17

5:12 personally, i would've said "they go bankrupt"

3:55 damn that’s a good Impresion of Alex Jones

The only youtuber I actually use the notification bell for

Bro, Racc’s voice, the music in the background, and just the post-work tiredness kicking in made it all perfect

5:55 POV: you're high off you're ass at 3am eating applesauce while listening to racc read you where the wild things are by Maurice sendak. And you feel so fucking euphoric

That fact where carson is now in makes this kinda weird

Raccoon eggs you’re channel is growing faster than the hairs on my nutsack

I’m doing an all nighter and now I’m tired because of racc reading “where the wild things are”.

The end of this video makes me think of simpler times and I felt warmth and joy when raccs soothingly smooth voice said each and every word

Where’s the 60 and 70k huh?

Idk if that was an acrual story at the end but it's acctualy rly fucking amazing if it was improv

I've been coming back to this video before going to bed for the past month, thank you racc

*The frogs are turning the water gay*

Congrats on 100k Racc Daddy

Carson long before the accident.

Dead ass fell asleep at the bedtime story. You’re honestly my favorite KZfaq. You’re really one of the only youtubers that make me genuinely laugh😂🤧💕

carson messes with girls that r a galil bit to young

Thanks for the bedtime story! XD

Where the end card?

that last bit was so comfy with the outro and everything, this guy and carson have an editing style that i like a lot

Can we have more stories?

Nice wholesome ending, thank you Rac.

Anyone else come back to these old Racc videos and think "Wow, Carson has changed a lot in just two years."

Duuude the reading at the end makes this my favorite vid from rac

the final line of "And it was still hot" is ingrained in my brain from my childhood

I watch this video every year and because of the recent events this hits even harder

His tec-9 is 100% named Columbine

I knew that outro sounded familiar, like a smell from when I was a wee baby. I heard that song when I was a little younger and I still listen to it this day. What a great song. Great pick, Racc.

'where the wild things are' is probably the best book I've ever read, I even saw the movie, and that's how I still got a flashback to when I saw the movie but didn't know the title.

Raccoon Beans

"Do you have Where The Wild Things Are?-" "Where the wild things are? Uh.. *slight chuckle* you want that? alright, lemme get it." "Where The Wild Things Are, Maurice Sendak." "(oh yes)" "The knight wore his wold suit and made mischief of one kind, And another, His mother called him, "Wild Thing!" and Max said "I'll eat you up!", So he was sent to bed without eating anything, that very night in Max's room a forest grew and grew and grew, Until his ceiling hung with vines and the walls became the world all around. And an ocean tumbled by with a private boat for Max and he sailed off through night and day, And in and out of weeks and almost over a year, To where the wild things are, And when he came to the place where the wild things are, They roared their terrible roars, And gnashed their terrible teeth and rolled their terrible eyes and showed their terrible claws, 'Till Max said 'Be still." and tamed with the magic trick of staring into all their yellow eyes without blinking once, And they were frightened and called him The Most Wild Thing of all. And made him king of all Wild Things. "And now!" cried Max, "Let the wild rumpus start.", "Now stop." Max said, And sent the wild things off to bed without their supper, And Max, The king of all Wild Things, Was lonely, And wanted to be where someone loved him best of all. Then all around him, From far away, Across the world, He smelled good things to eat, And he gave up being king of Where the Wild Things Are. But the wild things cried, "Oh please don't go! We'll eat you up! We'll love you so!", And Max said no. The wild things roared their terrible roars and gnashed their terrible teeth, And rolled their terrible eyes and showed their terrible claws, But Max stepped into his private boat and waved goodbye, And sailed back over a year, And in and out of weeks and through a day, And into the night of his very own room, Where he found his supper waiting for him. And it was still hot."

Every time I come back to this video I always ship to the part where raccooneggs starts reading and by the end I always fall asleep

That reading of where the wild things are was absolutely wholesome

"hey is thglil a funny gun?"

RacoonEggs i'm so jealous of your ability to come up with jokes on the spot like that. My channel will never be as good as yours

Racc: *edits in him dying because of specific ocean* Also Racc: *cuts it to a bedtime story that made me pass out*

I jus woke up for school decided to watch this while I was laying down and somehow fell right back to sleep. Thanks. Now I gotta walk to school.

I could listen to you reading ‘Where The Wild Things Are’ every night

*GALIL*

I actually was watching this before I was gonna go to bed, thanks Racc =D

Thanks for being funny I’m going through some rough times and right now this is the only thing that makes me laugh

Nutification squad my uncle died of spraypaint to the eye

The legend say the the grandma was on suicide watch for 71 years

I've never heard 'Where the wild things are' before but if I ever hear it in the future I'm going to hear it in your voice... Great content 100% Subscribed

When he laughs at he dude with the dead grandma I always lose it

dont know why but i pissed myself at the intro

Only one minute into the video and I’m already crying

Where the wild things are is both my favorite book and movie of all time and racc reading it made me feel so cozy and comfy

I know this video is old, but I still come back to it sometimes just to watch it again, it’s pleasant in a way I can’t quite describe.

Yo Racc should do a second Channel where he just reads story’s. That shit was amazing.

Why does it seem like this changes every time I watch it

I haven’t been so calm like that in so long thank you racc

I was waiting for the joke during ‘Where the wild things are’ but it was literally just racc reading them a bedtime story. Lmao.

Was it just me or did anyone else’s think that raccoon eggs was swaggersouls when you started watching him

Racc, if you come back to youtube, please read where the wild things are. And nothing else.

You’ve kinda sold me on audiobooks with that last Bit Racc

When you were reading the bed time story it calmed me so much 😂👌🏻👌🏻 bootiful

Woah, HOME - Wizards for the outro? You've got good taste, my guy.👊

Raccoon eggs come back please

Sometimes raccoon just soothes you to sleep with stories like that or he randomly springs a question on you like, “have you pissed and jizzed on the same napkin, I have and it smelled like pancakes”

Bro, that "Wizards" at the end caught me off guard. It's nice to see so many people know Randy Goffee's work.