Is this a new Mandalore video *and* a new Shammy video on the same day? Lawd have mercy.

Good bideo

Seth if you need help blink twice

Winter is coming, how bout something different? Like Boiling Point (still not on Steam, duh). Or go with winter theme in Cryostasis. Also - why did you dropped Brigade E5?

Mandy I just cooked up the Mandy Subreddit www.reddit.com/r/MandyGaming/

Or a factorio factory.

Yes

Sseth: Let's just say I'm not good at running cults Meanwhile, Mandy:

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

Lol yes

I love Christopher Illopoly

-Christopher Illopoly, _Wandering at Night Vol. 1_

Christopher... the Bureau shouldn’t have done what it did to you.

So what a wooden club is an invitation card to every party?.

Unless they live in a castle. You'll need multiple big bricks and a trebuchet for that one

@@rafaelcastor2089 you just need the right brick

"I have a bucket....." "BY THE GODS!" "There's more....."

And just like in real life, the solution to all your ills are hookers and blow.

Try and get more visions so they can soak up dread instead

You can consume restlessnenes by painting, promoting followers or doing rituals.

Sounds like you need a hobby, I hear painting is nice, especially if you have the right... paints

@@Silas_MN yeah, but then you don't have enough time for your painting hobby, because your bastard of a boss expects you to work 18 hours a day.

This four-year-old comment just made my life so much easier

You can also do the opposite

He's indian now

Hey, hey, people!

Are they perhaps brothers or twins? Or the same person?

they also happen to upload on different dates

Kony for president 2020

What do they do?

@@mickethegoblin7167 okay so I went down the rabbit hole about this a few months ago and don't remember much... I don't know if it affects anything in game, but the bird and worm thing was an ARG(basically a kind of secret mystery puzzle solving clue seeking event), people dug through the game code or something or other i forget but they ended up solving a riddle or something i forget... Mainly, I think It ended up leading to a series of emails which sent you riddles which you solved which eventually led to other emails and riddles? The email addresses changed slightly and the messages they sent you changed slightly based on if you started th ARG as the bird or the worm. The "bird" and "worm" themselves seemed to be different... philosophies? Ideologies? Sects/organizations/cults? The cryptic messages were kind of forwarding their viewpoints of the mystical otherworld you interact with in the game, their opinions of what it means or what to do. It made for a neat read, and if you're really interested I could pretty easily find what I think was a blog post that played the historian, cataloging and explaining every step of the ARG from both bird and worm perspectives in a well organized manner.

@@Trickyboy1337 that sounds pretty interesting

@@Trickyboy1337 If it refers to the worms in the game, it's a sort of curse/creatures. Spoilers ahead, if you want to play the game I suggest not reading it. Ok so in the Mansus (the place your character goes when he dreams, it's like Olympia but for eldritch gods, althought it might not have always been this way), there is a place called the worm museum. In it you find killed worms, emprisonned here so they can not cause harm to the Hours (the gods/aspect of the gods). Not much is said other than the 3 Worm Wars which they apparently caused (the devs confirmed that fact that those use the same initials as World War is intentionnal). But when you send your cult to explore some late game sanctuaries, you have a risk that one of your companion will be infected by a worm. From what I remember, the worm eats away the victim, body and mind, transforming it into a pile of papery-ash (but is also implied to influence humans despite not doing it here?), nothing remains other than that. I haven't find anything else about them, but I have found other stories which says that the events happening in the Mansus echoes in the real world in an altered form (or the other way around). So my theory is that the Worms were one of the many powers trying to take controm of the Mansus, or to destroy humanity, and to achieve this goal they went at war with the Hours. The Worm-Museum was created to store away worms that were defeated, it is guarded by the Colonnel (an hour of the edge aspect, he's an old roman centurion who became an hour by conquering the Mansus from the Gods-who-were-Stone for the Gods-who-were-flesh). Those events should reflect into the world as WW1 and WW2, but the game happens in the 1800s. So either they didn't happen, either they happened in the precedent "version" of the world (yes they are more than one version, one happening after the precedent one ended). The rabbit hole goes much deeper, but I already spent too much time writing on my phone, I got things to do boys, so I suggest you check out the rest of the lore by yourself, it's all in the game.

@@Sir_Bucket the severing of the seven coiled happened around the same era as when large scale wars were first created, some time after the flint was shattered by the forge and the egg unhatched (ignorance) became replaced by the radiant glory of the sun (Human knowledge, splendour) and the watchman who inherited the egg . These worms are after the events of the usurpation of the God from stone. They feed on the corpses of dead... Gods. Gods from 'nowhere', the opposite of the glory. The largest feeding ground of the current worms however are ironically the lord of the glory, formerly anyway, the sun in splendour who was intercalate following the war between the flaming princes, the sisterhood and.. one other faction I can't currently recall. The grail loved the sun as did the forge, but both ended up fearing their unity with it for the danger that is the crime of the sky. And now... the breeding of the worms in the sun's corpse is primed for a war unprecedented, a 3rd worm war which might erase the fifth history entirely and cause a new one to begin

And I can't find it anywhere. Is it even real

The father was the one to name the cat and since the cat was alleged to be fairly old he didn't want toconfuse the poor thing and simply kept the name. (I know I'm a party pooper, in other news commercial jetpacks still ain't a thing)

@@sean-op2wf its a cat tho, they dont know they have names.

@@DrowNemdas How do you know their not pretending to not know their names? Underestimating is the first mistake.

Scientific studies disagree.

Hey, are you still playing this game?

​@@freefireerpagol6196 i am miguel's prison husband and can confirm he hasn't played Cultist Simulator in well over four years (he was incarcerated for involvement in human trafficking and possession of schedule II narcotics)

The scooby doo music on top of it made it.

@@evanmurphy9965 Is that what that is?

@@Astra7525 yup, chant from a Scooby-Doo movie

THANK YOU FOR SOLVING THE MYSTERY FOR ME.

i thought i was the only one who recognized it lmao

SPOOKY ISLANDD

wait, which track is it?

It's bar none the best joke he's every done, second only to strategic Gachi emplacements.

Thank you, I don't feel so bad for noticing it now

haha literally same.

same

@@bastianschneider1668 Yeah after 3 years I revisit it... Again, for the third time.

The only Yugioh video game I ever played was something with Roses in the title but it was nothing like the card game and I wanted to die.

@@MandaloreGaming Boy you better not be talking shit about Duelists of the Roses

love the YGOTAS reference :b

ITS TIME TO

Right answer is: It's Nothing Like Duel monsters !!!

hexagram's close enough, right?

Actually Hexagrams were used in rituals. You can find them in the Ars Goetia for example.

He wasn't wrong...

They’re both signs of great evil.

@@lemon1954 Ah, casual antisemitism

So just a more cumbersome and long winded version of what mandalore said?

Bismuth Crystal It goes well with the story, you go a bit mad just wondering what they look like

I'd argue he does so far as to not tell at all. He does show. Just not the beings. But the reactions of the people that SEE the undescribable things.

@@DrunkenCoward1 that's a fancy way of saying telling

Kyle Whitehead that’s pretty damned good-strong. I’m gonna have to read A Colour From Space now.

Yeah, by the end, I had all of the optimal RNG spots for giving stats and treasure memorized. With that, I brute-forced my way through the game and its dlc. I have little memory of the cool as hell writing. Instead, I know where and how to get more goddamn pearls and some mysterious god's attention.

You finish the game 2 or 3 times and have a good time, read some of the text, and chill. It's not a replayability type game. I enjoyed reading the dancer DLC stuff and honestly wanted to keep finding out more as I went, even though I can't really lose the game much anymore.

Exactly. My playthrough is located at about 50 hours and I didn't die even once. And it's just a matter of time until I finish this game. The only thing I have to do is to repeat all the processes over and over again. Honestly this game became so boring that I already forgot how much fun it was at the beginning. I would not recommend this game :(

@@dramalexi How in the hell could you possibly get 50 hours in on your first run?

@@GVilleAnarcho i got 25 hours on my first run in which i was able to get a proper ending but lord was the grind absurdly frustrating

Glad I'm not the only one who watched terrible movies as a kid :D

I went to see that Scooby Doo film as a kid, and in the trailers beforehand someone thought it'd be a good idea to show the 8 legged freaks trailer. I know now it's a kinda joke horror, but little kid me (and every other kid in the theatre) shat their pants

Meris what the heck do you mean by terrible movies? That movie owns hard and the sequel also owns hard

Y e s

@@meris8486 That movie was a masterpiece, you shush

He has to use this once just for lulz.

@Helios Sphere 🙄

@Helios Sphere damn dude :)) why so triggered? I just typed in a simple joke but here you are slapping in those NPC memes. Is this your life? Getting angry at mandalore jokes over the internet? Loser 😂

@Helios Sphere I always found the NPC meme ironic. Like the point is you're an NPC if you can't think for yourself, but by using the NPC meme aren't you not thinking for yourself? Isn't that the point of memes is that they get reused and are uncreative.

@Helios Sphere You poorly used the NPC meme here. An NPC is someone who can't form an individual thought as to why they are supporting/protesting something. What OC said here is just a mandalore meme. Nothing political. Only a joke. An overly used joke at best. If anything, you are the one who can't think for yourself for labeling someone as NPC when there is even no argument to begin with.

The true walking simulator...

Someone else noticed it. Really fits the tone of Cultist Simulator.

Is it though? You're constantly trying to hunt and scavenge houses while planning out optimal routes. It's the most untrue walking simulator, since it involves copious amounts of walking, but is at the end of the day, an actual game.

Truly we live in the best timeline

Wwait wait did you say shammy? Literally last night i thought "i wonder if the cartoon owl uploaded anything "

Its not really a card more like some weird crafting thing

Comparing Mandalore to that garbage furfag is an insult.

@@HYDRAdude Don't watch Shammy a lot. Is this a meme?

Just don't read the second half of the play or that one book of Cat Names

🎵Hava Nagila🎵

@@Sinekyre14 cringe

Vsauce here! Today we look at the inner workings of an African Warlord's mine to sovle the question that has bogged youtube for at least 15 months: Is Mando really Sseth? And if so, what does that mean?

When you get the invitation

It started a long time ago in a galaxy far away....

Try to contact the merchant guild, maybe you'll find the way

you will never hear about the mandalore cult... BECAUSE *IT'S QUIET*

When he goes off his meds again

that part of the video instantly unlocked some of my oldest memories

ur phuckin weird

Ya

That's kind of adorable.

I do this too XD Mostly with Joseph Anderson reviews though

It's perfect cos the in-out phasing of the track makes it feel like the next video's game is literally breathing down your neck.

Thank you for playing through that game completely, so that I don't have to. So grateful :)

Clearly not as this is finished

Christopher Byrd that boy ain’t right..

Yeah, fits right into the mould of his tastes.

iirc, he did say he would love to play a cultist simulator game.

Yeah, he played Super Cult Tycoon some time ago, but it was too simplistic. Maybe this'd scratch that itch for him.

This is what separates the boys from the gamer boys

:DD

Haha, Teresa can sign her own books?

@@Stjimf Yep, that's why they look slightly different. There's 3 of them.

How much can you do, while paused? If you can't squint and move the camera around to figure out which cards were being highlighted, while that slot is selected, that would be a dealbreaker for me.

@@futonrevolution7671 Everything except the timers function while paused. You can even pause the moment a verb is done and then do something with the cards, like dread or notoriety, before another verb sucks them up.

@@futonrevolution7671 In other words, you can play it like one of those old RPGs. Do all your actions while paused, then unpause to let them take effect, pause again and read what happened, manipulate stuff, and then unpause to keep going. It slows the game down a bit but ensures you make very few mistakes. Also pausing is great for when you want to rearrange all your cards to be nice and neat again.

Did not know there was a sequel. Thanks for the heads up.