Curb your business

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Azz Gräfenberg

2 жыл бұрын

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@OsirisT
@OsirisT 2 жыл бұрын
He's basically saying: "tell ya what, I'll give myself my own money and YOU give me your company"
@lemonkissed201
@lemonkissed201 2 жыл бұрын
that’s not how that works at all. the money would be reinvested back into the business, and even then i highly doubt it would be going towards profits.
@lemonkissed201
@lemonkissed201 2 жыл бұрын
@@sj0nnie yeah and now they get the benefit of receiving 10% of whatever the company makes and will more than likely not have to do much or anything to receive that 10%. i don’t really see the problem here? it was a low ball offer, but i feel like these offers are made quite a lot on these types of shows.
@lemonkissed201
@lemonkissed201 2 жыл бұрын
@Pouty MacPotatohead i guess i don’t understand what the difference between “the money goes into the company” vs it just being an investment. the dude making the offer never said what the money was going to be for - i.e. marketing, product, etc.. so i mean he very well could pocket the “investment”, but so could any other person making the same type of deal, which again has been done many times on this show. so i still fail to see what the problem is lol 🙃
@guardianoftheduat
@guardianoftheduat 2 жыл бұрын
@@lemonkissed201 I pray u dont have a job in business
@tylerberg4832
@tylerberg4832 2 жыл бұрын
@@lemonkissed201 you would of taken the deal lmao
@harrysachz6748
@harrysachz6748 2 жыл бұрын
That kinda sounds like theft but with extra steps.
@chavzone
@chavzone 2 жыл бұрын
That's business!
@Skrimpish
@Skrimpish 2 жыл бұрын
I get that reference
@harrysachz6748
@harrysachz6748 2 жыл бұрын
@@Skrimpish*WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!* *SOMEBODY FINALLY GOT IT!* *PEACE AMONG WORLDS!* 🖕😃🖕 🥒😃 I turned myself into a pickle, Skrimpish! *IM PICKLE HARRRRRRRYY!*
@kaizhang378
@kaizhang378 2 жыл бұрын
@@harrysachz6748 and it’s the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
@VEE0034
@VEE0034 2 жыл бұрын
No it's just regular theft.
@henrylivingstone2800
@henrylivingstone2800 2 жыл бұрын
I like how even the others are like “wait….this is too evil even for our standards!” 😂😂😂
@JohnSmith-fq3rg
@JohnSmith-fq3rg 2 жыл бұрын
They were just mad it worked off the bat and he didn't even have to negotiate on it; so then they fucked it up for him to try and get their own deals in.
@roberthaifley269
@roberthaifley269 2 жыл бұрын
Haha rich people bad
@nutboy93
@nutboy93 2 жыл бұрын
Robert Haifley Yes, they are.
@airvent6199
@airvent6199 2 жыл бұрын
@@roberthaifley269 I love that you felt the need to write a comment.
@roberthaifley269
@roberthaifley269 2 жыл бұрын
@@airvent6199 haha need to coment
@stax6057
@stax6057 2 жыл бұрын
"it'll be both of ours, we'll just keep it at my house"
@dd.4910
@dd.4910 2 жыл бұрын
Spat my coffee out reading that, reminded me of being a kid
@6pac.
@6pac. 2 жыл бұрын
@@dd.4910 I hated those friends.
@BlazRa
@BlazRa 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a deal my neighbor made with me about his wife.
@benm5345
@benm5345 2 жыл бұрын
"We can both share the car, you can use it whenever I am not using it." Goes on to use it all the time.
@onlinemodus
@onlinemodus 2 жыл бұрын
@@BlazRa creepy weirdo. FBI?
@avfc1985
@avfc1985 2 жыл бұрын
Fair play to the other dragons for questioning him
@benm5345
@benm5345 2 жыл бұрын
Well it'd kind of be a huge bombshell to the rest of their credibility if they let him continue with proceedings... LOL
@avfc1985
@avfc1985 2 жыл бұрын
@@benm5345 you missed the point mate 😃
@bigmansyndrome8945
@bigmansyndrome8945 2 жыл бұрын
He did not “miss the point”
@zeegamesandtech2002
@zeegamesandtech2002 2 жыл бұрын
Dragon? Is that how u pronoun shark in Brit accent
@AC-mp7cx
@AC-mp7cx 2 жыл бұрын
i thought he was just giving them that money
@elnationalista
@elnationalista 2 жыл бұрын
Even the other Dragons were like: Bruh!
@_-_-9396
@_-_-9396 2 жыл бұрын
Bruh is this show called dragon cage or something in the ik😂
@ablacktemplar1971
@ablacktemplar1971 2 жыл бұрын
@@_-_-9396 dragons den, really close tho
@commanderkeen3787
@commanderkeen3787 2 жыл бұрын
This is Dragon's Den, not....Scam Cage
@theEpicjosh365
@theEpicjosh365 2 жыл бұрын
This is Shark Tank…
@tree5723
@tree5723 2 жыл бұрын
@@theEpicjosh365 shark tank is american this is dragons den
@abbiereynolds8016
@abbiereynolds8016 2 жыл бұрын
If "heads I win, tails you lose" was a person😂😂
@abhikush4017
@abhikush4017 2 жыл бұрын
1
@INeverWanted2010
@INeverWanted2010 2 жыл бұрын
2
@elmark3550
@elmark3550 2 жыл бұрын
3
@wnd9434
@wnd9434 2 жыл бұрын
Ok. Five seconds later : what?!
@arunrajeev2634
@arunrajeev2634 2 жыл бұрын
5
@GlassesnMouthplates
@GlassesnMouthplates 2 жыл бұрын
I'm amazed by how the guy literally looks like the corporate villains you always see on TV and in movies.
@adilfhortler1398
@adilfhortler1398 2 жыл бұрын
Because it's the same people with that money since those movies were first made
@FairyRat
@FairyRat 2 жыл бұрын
That's because they are.
@KA-vs7nl
@KA-vs7nl 2 жыл бұрын
Jealous poor people
@Momofan69
@Momofan69 2 жыл бұрын
@@KA-vs7nl You even got what he'd say in a movie right lol!
@love-ip7sz
@love-ip7sz 2 жыл бұрын
Most stereotypes in movies are based on reality lol
@VenomSnakee
@VenomSnakee 2 жыл бұрын
"Openly Scam people" Septillionaire Sigmata grindset
@12171010011010
@12171010011010 2 жыл бұрын
@@MAILER-DAEMON wow u r so cool and badass, pls tell us more about how scamming works.
@bluemystic7501
@bluemystic7501 2 жыл бұрын
@@MAILER-DAEMON Emphasis on small, lol.
@VenomSnakee
@VenomSnakee 2 жыл бұрын
@sakku yeah I changed it
@VenomSnakee
@VenomSnakee 2 жыл бұрын
@@MAILER-DAEMON No that was clearly a joke
@nashooo5903
@nashooo5903 2 жыл бұрын
is "lambda male" a cool way to say autism?
@MelonSeedOfficial
@MelonSeedOfficial 2 жыл бұрын
"We would like to start a business" "Great idea, you're hired"
@chigozie123
@chigozie123 2 жыл бұрын
🔨
@boejiden876
@boejiden876 2 жыл бұрын
@@chigozie123 ⛏️
@Propain4eva
@Propain4eva 2 жыл бұрын
Beautiful
@sateadventure6359
@sateadventure6359 2 жыл бұрын
This one made me laugh so much haha.
@thebeardog2317
@thebeardog2317 2 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@FrenkTheJoy
@FrenkTheJoy 2 жыл бұрын
The best part is him looking at the end like "Why are you laughing at my generous offer?"
@abhilashpatel3036
@abhilashpatel3036 2 жыл бұрын
So basically he's buying the company at 90% discount.
@gregorywilkinson5731
@gregorywilkinson5731 2 жыл бұрын
Yep. He knew what he was doing.
@ChrisStoneinator
@ChrisStoneinator Жыл бұрын
Much more than that, based on the owner's valuation
@him050
@him050 2 ай бұрын
Yeah it’s just a really bad deal, I don’t why everyone is making into something it’s not. When they ask for 50% (which does happen) you don’t see the other dragons jumping in saying “what a minute, that just means you’re paying 50% of your investment back to yourself.” Yes, that’s how investing works if you’re doing it for a percentage of a company.
@San-lh8us
@San-lh8us 2 ай бұрын
@@him050the thing i don't get is, he literally said "i'm going to give YOU all the money" who was he talking to? the company? or the woman? if he is mentally insane and was talking to the company, then yes, but if by any chance he was talking to the woman, then what he proposed was to give her the money, not the company
@him050
@him050 2 ай бұрын
@@San-lh8us he would have meant the company. The rules of the show are that you have to get the investment you’ve asked for. The only negotiation is for the percentage of the company they give up.
@Sfxfreestyle
@Sfxfreestyle 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao, when the other investors in the same side as him are like “what the fuck?”
@stonem0013
@stonem0013 2 жыл бұрын
coz that was so ridiculously unethical that even hardened businesspeople couldn't stomach it bahahaha
@jasonlovi8745
@jasonlovi8745 2 жыл бұрын
There are no sides. They’re independent.
@Rex88808
@Rex88808 2 жыл бұрын
@@jasonlovi8745 If this is like Shark Tank (American) then yes, but I don’t know this show so I’m gonna take your word for it
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 2 жыл бұрын
OH NOOOOOOOO!!! I have two girlfriends, but very few people on YT are happy for my relationship success. They disl*ke all of the videos I make with my 2 girlfriends. Please be kind, dear dan
@ericforsyth
@ericforsyth 2 жыл бұрын
They're competing for the contract…
@airdre1
@airdre1 2 жыл бұрын
0:38 Why are you all betraying me taking advantage of the weak? I thought we were all evil...together....
@Calico_Critterzzz
@Calico_Critterzzz 2 жыл бұрын
They are villains but they have standards
@Chevalier_knight
@Chevalier_knight 2 жыл бұрын
There not tho , if never seen that Dragon before he's a scrummy dude but the others there are all well known for taking start ups and making the people who created them rich.
@wesjanson6979
@wesjanson6979 2 жыл бұрын
he was a sigma male, the others were all shrigma males.
@avocado3-in-182
@avocado3-in-182 2 жыл бұрын
@@wesjanson6979 correction: you and that dude is a smegma male while others are just normal business people.
@kalebthompson6068
@kalebthompson6068 2 жыл бұрын
That's just how business works. It's not so evil
@MONi_LALA
@MONi_LALA 2 жыл бұрын
I genuinely thought "sounds good. Sell the company for £50k" and i lost it when he said it's going to the company.
@mint910
@mint910 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@jimberry5318
@jimberry5318 2 ай бұрын
For real I assumed he gives her 50k for 90% of the company and she gets the 50k herself and still owns 10%.
@San-lh8us
@San-lh8us 2 ай бұрын
@@jimberry5318that's what any person with the smallest hint of reason would think, i don't know where the others pull that idea that the money is going somewhere else when he literally said "i'm going to give YOU all the money, the 50k"
@pineappleparty1624
@pineappleparty1624 2 ай бұрын
@@jimberry5318 Yeah I might be slow, but I understood it that way as well.
@Filippenzen413
@Filippenzen413 Ай бұрын
50k thats one bad company😂
@j22mattones
@j22mattones 2 жыл бұрын
Basically what happened to me when looking for investors for a company I had wanted to start. Every one of them wanted a ridiculous controlling share, me to do all of the work, and openly admitted to a takeover once established. Ummm, no thank you.
@yeshuaislord6880
@yeshuaislord6880 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah well that's why they are investors not business partners
@duncreg
@duncreg 2 жыл бұрын
@@yeshuaislord6880 Investing is having 10 shares of Amazon in your 401K. Stuff like this is taking advantage of other people.
@sun_shine9555
@sun_shine9555 2 ай бұрын
​@@duncregI mean, the world lives in a system that wins from others misery...
@pineappleparty1624
@pineappleparty1624 2 ай бұрын
@@sun_shine9555 That's a silly communist talking point.
@alexjeffrey3981
@alexjeffrey3981 Ай бұрын
​@@pineappleparty1624it's an accurate communist talking point
@ogs72v
@ogs72v 2 жыл бұрын
He’s like “well are you gonna take the deal or not” 🤷‍♀️
@jaden_bricker
@jaden_bricker 2 жыл бұрын
“Final offer”
@turdferguson2982
@turdferguson2982 2 жыл бұрын
"I'll give you a few seconds to talk about how you're going to say yes."
@damuvang1915
@damuvang1915 2 жыл бұрын
Has he ever pulled the “don’t talk to the other investors. If you don’t answer now I’m out.”
@damuvang1915
@damuvang1915 2 жыл бұрын
@Manuel Camelo Damn 2 minutes late rip 🥺☠️
@damuvang1915
@damuvang1915 2 жыл бұрын
@Manuel Camelo kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rN2IgZVqsLWRkqc.html
@kormsd
@kormsd 2 жыл бұрын
me giving a ps5 to my gf for her bday
@bakainu3559
@bakainu3559 2 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@dexter12x70
@dexter12x70 2 жыл бұрын
Never laughed so hard man,you got me🤣
@jacobm6818
@jacobm6818 2 жыл бұрын
With love from me to me
@budhainme
@budhainme 2 жыл бұрын
Gold 🥇
@joelx.r.5780
@joelx.r.5780 2 жыл бұрын
Big brain activity
@joshuagcwong734
@joshuagcwong734 2 жыл бұрын
"I tell you what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna give you all the money and give myself the money. The money is mine. That's my money. That's my company. Thanks. Thank you for this company. Money. Money money. Cheers." --Touker
@TheBanMan
@TheBanMan 2 ай бұрын
Her: Yeah, I guess that sounds alright
@yrureadingthisname
@yrureadingthisname 2 жыл бұрын
0:01 I see cat pillows, a dead baby lying on the ground, and some class bunting. This business must be gold.
@Dilapidated_Dilo
@Dilapidated_Dilo 2 жыл бұрын
You had me at dead babies I'm in
@dinuffin
@dinuffin 2 ай бұрын
​@@Dilapidated_DiloHey, you won't get caught if the baby won't make noise.
@thetrickster9885
@thetrickster9885 Ай бұрын
​@@dinuffinparents
@dinuffin
@dinuffin Ай бұрын
@@thetrickster9885 What?
@thetrickster9885
@thetrickster9885 Ай бұрын
@@dinuffin i was saying parents of the ded beby can catch him
@GoldenJokered
@GoldenJokered 2 жыл бұрын
A dragon wanting anything more than 50% is honestly ridiculous, as it would lead to them controlling the business.
@joebainbridge2636
@joebainbridge2636 2 жыл бұрын
u can control a business with less then 50% just depends on what your role is
@WedrawYT
@WedrawYT 2 жыл бұрын
@@joebainbridge2636 you can control it with more than 25% of it
@nacho1595
@nacho1595 2 жыл бұрын
@@joebainbridge2636 You cannot control a business with less than 50% ownership. You don't have the legal right. You can operate it, but whatever the majority says, goes.
@nacho1595
@nacho1595 2 жыл бұрын
Giving someone who is a capable businessman >50% of your business could be a fine idea. They'll likely be able to run the company better than these random folks.
@joebainbridge2636
@joebainbridge2636 2 жыл бұрын
@@nacho1595 i mean you defo can as it happens in football (soccer if your american) in the german league the owners own 49% of the club while the fans own 51%
@DoktrDub
@DoktrDub 2 жыл бұрын
“I’d rather sh*t in my hands and clap” - Sun Tzu maybe I dunno
@solaire7046
@solaire7046 2 жыл бұрын
You're not gonna get a lot of likes with unoriginal comments edit, ye i know he has lot of likes. Still copy paste unoriginal. I could fart and you people would find it funny..
@fernandod4046
@fernandod4046 2 жыл бұрын
That was on the 2nd chapter of the art of war
@Nutty...
@Nutty... 2 жыл бұрын
'The Fart Of War'
@fernandod4046
@fernandod4046 2 жыл бұрын
@@Nutty... shart?
@solaire7046
@solaire7046 2 жыл бұрын
@@Nutty... The Art of Fart
@kerryholgado
@kerryholgado 2 жыл бұрын
This honestly, is infuriating--that he thinks he can get away with this kind of demeaning bullshit.
@joylexx2608
@joylexx2608 2 жыл бұрын
I agree with this so much but they didnt do a contract or anything so maybe the deal was called off
@thrace_bot1012
@thrace_bot1012 2 жыл бұрын
Demeaning's not the word you're lookin for, if anything the offer's a flattering testament to how good the pitch was.
@pippincovington1348
@pippincovington1348 2 жыл бұрын
He thinks he can because he can. He obviously done this before
@yeshuaislord6880
@yeshuaislord6880 2 жыл бұрын
Art of the deal. Go stupidly high and then negotiate for lower. Except he went a little too far in this one
@randomduck8679
@randomduck8679 2 жыл бұрын
Well she did agree so he might have thought correctly.
@genosesate447
@genosesate447 2 жыл бұрын
I was so caught up in how shitty 50k payment for total control of the business is as a deal, it didn't even occur to me that he'd be recieving the money. For some reason I thought that money would go to the people running it like a purchase
@yeshuaislord6880
@yeshuaislord6880 2 жыл бұрын
It wouldn't go to the people running it either way. It's an investment so it's into the business
@SunlightGwyn
@SunlightGwyn 2 ай бұрын
It does go to the people running it. I didn’t see this episode but if it’s like Shark Tank then the investors are buying percentages of the company. The owners that come on the show are usually asking the investors for money so they can reinvest it and grow their business. They COULD use the money they get from the investors on anything they want but the investors would like the owners to reinvest the money into the business. That’s what this guy was asking them to do. The problem is he was offering to buy 90% of the business which would make HIM the new owner of the business. It makes no sense to reinvest the money you got from selling 90% of your business back into that same business when you only own 10% of it. You effectively sold the business so they should take the money and run if they agreed to sell 90%. His plan would only make sense if he was asking for less than 50%.
@strickostricko
@strickostricko Ай бұрын
@@SunlightGwynWrong. It isn’t a personal cheque to the people involved. It’s paid into their business for a stakehold.
@MultiBOZA
@MultiBOZA 2 жыл бұрын
At first I thought that he wanted to buy 90% of share from the woman, as in: the woman would sell him her share in an existing company and receive money herself. However, that would only make sense if she already had had a successful business that she had enough of. Instead, he basically “promised” to start his own business and have the woman finance 10% of it without any involvement.
@umangjain293
@umangjain293 2 жыл бұрын
Now it makes sense to me, I didn't understand why it was a problem, thought he was just buying 90% shares of their company.
@mikatu
@mikatu 2 жыл бұрын
@@umangjain293 no, the business is normally to buy the stake of the company but that money is invested in the company, not to pay the owners. This is about investment not buying companies. However sometimes a shark wants to buy the whole company and that is, they pay the owners and they leave with the money. Here the guy was mixing both business, he was buying almost the entire company but the owner wasn't getting paid because the money was being invested.... in a business they would no longer own.
@mridhulml9238
@mridhulml9238 2 жыл бұрын
@@mikatu aaah thanks man..I was confused wondering why it was that bad cause I thought he was buying the bussiness from her while she still owns a part of it.. and I ve seen shark tank guys buy 100% of the companies too... Its not good if it isn't either of the two options ig? Either buying small shares or completely buying it..
@OneRichMofo
@OneRichMofo 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t think the woman would finance 10% of it like you said, she would just own it no? The rest is true though.
@Goobtard
@Goobtard 2 жыл бұрын
The dragons have it wrong, your first statement is correct. Tuca is wrong that his money would go to the business and he'd be paying himself
@TheOldBlackShuckyDog
@TheOldBlackShuckyDog 2 жыл бұрын
He acting like he got persuasion to level 100
@stonem0013
@stonem0013 2 жыл бұрын
persuasion check failed haha. Mission failed, we'll get em next time!
@JesusChrist-jh3gd
@JesusChrist-jh3gd 2 жыл бұрын
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@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521
@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 Жыл бұрын
My haters throw rocks at me and IT hurts. I hope they don't throw The Rock at me because I like him as an actor. GAGAGAGAGA!!! I am funny!!! I am the funniest KZfaqr EVAH! Please agree, dear j
@jovanni2343
@jovanni2343 2 жыл бұрын
I thought he was paying the shareholders 50k for 90% of the company. Then he clarifies that he will be making a 50k equity deposit and take 90% of the shares for free. That is mind boggling.
@all-caps3927
@all-caps3927 2 жыл бұрын
Theo is so good at spotting this stuff I’m happy he came back to the show, Touker was just completely confused
@miketacos9034
@miketacos9034 2 жыл бұрын
Sigma Male Fifty-fivillionaire grindset: work alone, pay yourself.
@PhilL30tard0
@PhilL30tard0 2 жыл бұрын
What tbe fuck is even that?
@iftheshoefits7124
@iftheshoefits7124 2 жыл бұрын
@@PhilL30tard0 he's a sigma male
@billthebutcher3171
@billthebutcher3171 2 жыл бұрын
@@PhilL30tard0 Shush beta, only sigmas understand this.
@aidenbustos8625
@aidenbustos8625 2 жыл бұрын
@@fpengelbrecht9314 Sounds like someone doesn’t know the current meme floating around, which is a real beta move.
@aidenbustos8625
@aidenbustos8625 2 жыл бұрын
@@fpengelbrecht9314 understandable
@StreetSoundsSwirln
@StreetSoundsSwirln 2 жыл бұрын
Here we have Oroboros, the dragon that eats it’s own tail.
@frostnova2144
@frostnova2144 2 жыл бұрын
Nigga I I thought that was a serpent!
@SageOfTyme
@SageOfTyme 2 жыл бұрын
@@frostnova2144 you're thinking of the midgaurd serpent
@hansorsic7387
@hansorsic7387 2 жыл бұрын
@@frostnova2144 dragons are serpents
@BenjaminGoose
@BenjaminGoose 2 жыл бұрын
"it is" own tail?
@SageOfTyme
@SageOfTyme 2 жыл бұрын
@@hansorsic7387 Not All serpents are dragons
@MrUnboxerVideos
@MrUnboxerVideos 2 ай бұрын
Its even funnier that Tooker wasnt even being evil or malicious. Hes just useless.
@RAndrewNeal
@RAndrewNeal 2 жыл бұрын
Guy basically just said "How about you give me your company for free and start working for me?"
@monicacai
@monicacai 2 жыл бұрын
Not only that, basically he was cheating them into starting the company, getting everything ready for him and them they will work for him for 10% of everything they have done.
@YuckFouTubeX
@YuckFouTubeX 4 күн бұрын
Next day: "You're fired"
@Danymok
@Danymok 2 жыл бұрын
This man is *Stonks*
@jaypolas4136
@jaypolas4136 2 жыл бұрын
ok and
@namelessmonster4857
@namelessmonster4857 2 жыл бұрын
@@jaypolas4136 and That's it
@yusufthegreat1232
@yusufthegreat1232 2 жыл бұрын
@@jaypolas4136 Ask Joe
@yusufthegreat1232
@yusufthegreat1232 2 жыл бұрын
@Prick, Scumbag College Nah
@enzoys
@enzoys 2 жыл бұрын
now how this comment has this amount of likes wtf
@suhtangwong
@suhtangwong 2 жыл бұрын
The lady almost gave up her company to only own %10 of it, smh 🤦🏻 luckily the other investors weren't that cruel.
@stealthis
@stealthis 2 жыл бұрын
Or she has the best poker face in existence
@yeshuaislord6880
@yeshuaislord6880 2 жыл бұрын
@jeffery allen It ain't a lot in business terms. It's practically nothing. You are better off getting a bank loan
@genapp3603
@genapp3603 2 жыл бұрын
it's a good deal if the lady is completely useless and can't run a business. If she came up with only the idea then she can take 10% of profits for just that
@uisfull
@uisfull 2 жыл бұрын
@jeffery allen it really is not. If you have a good enough business idea a bank would give you a loan. 50k ain't much.
@NicoLaffey
@NicoLaffey 2 жыл бұрын
@jeffery allen when you give up 90% of your business for 50k your business never had a future to begin with
@TeganBurns
@TeganBurns 2 жыл бұрын
And he would have gotten away with too if it wasn't for those meddling investors
@Colin_Lawlor_Audio
@Colin_Lawlor_Audio 3 ай бұрын
"You give me your house, and I'll install a fireplace in it, free of charge".
@brainloading5543
@brainloading5543 2 жыл бұрын
Pawn stars be like "20$ or nothing, I can't do more"
@techmode9716
@techmode9716 2 жыл бұрын
Ther is nothing for me here
@Bword17
@Bword17 2 жыл бұрын
THANK YOUU they always wanna give only like 25% no matter how valuable it is as if they’re not on a national TV show that probably makes them more money than their store.
@aznbigboyjo3
@aznbigboyjo3 2 жыл бұрын
im taking all the risk here
@jc-px8ox
@jc-px8ox 2 жыл бұрын
@@aznbigboyjo3 came to comment this 😂
@everythingisawesome2903
@everythingisawesome2903 2 жыл бұрын
@@jc-px8ox same, he beat me to it. 🤣🤣🤣👍🏻
@glasseater3474
@glasseater3474 2 жыл бұрын
The whole show should be called curb your business
@casachica
@casachica 2 жыл бұрын
This the most accurate name for that show I ever heard
@eddyp483
@eddyp483 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty pretty pretty good return on your investment.
@casachica
@casachica 2 жыл бұрын
@@eddyp483 is that a reference to if you can't hang by sws 👻
@mehmo5533
@mehmo5533 2 жыл бұрын
Kid: "Can I have some money to go and buy candy?" Touker: "Sure, but in return I want 90% of that candy"
@danieljohnsopardenilla997
@danieljohnsopardenilla997 2 жыл бұрын
This would be a win for the kid, since he would get 10% of the candy for free. It was Touker's money anyway. Bad analogy
@DlcEnergy
@DlcEnergy 2 жыл бұрын
@Vivekamunund Once Said wow, i didn't realize "show replies" enabled verbose mode.
@bigboris5774
@bigboris5774 2 жыл бұрын
Nah it’s more Kid: “Can I buy some candy” Touker: “Sure, but you have to buy it with your own money, and I get 90%.”
@beepbeeplettuce5890
@beepbeeplettuce5890 2 жыл бұрын
Ita more like a kid asking for 10 pieces of candy and the dad saying "ok but in return i get 9 pieces of that candy"
@themonsterunderyourbed9408
@themonsterunderyourbed9408 2 жыл бұрын
It's worse than that.
@26IME
@26IME 2 ай бұрын
He actually was gonna give'em 5k.... What a humble man 🙌😌
@stonehorsegaming
@stonehorsegaming 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, so bad a deal even the other Dragons turned on him. Guys a chancer alright.
@burpostockings
@burpostockings 2 жыл бұрын
That one friend who takes a game of Monopoly too seriously.
@bleepbloop9251
@bleepbloop9251 2 жыл бұрын
I really want to know what they were actually selling.. I see a lifejacket and doll on the floor and papier mache nightmares stacked on the table
@eninc928
@eninc928 2 жыл бұрын
It was a baby change mat that stops babies from rolling over.
@Kyntteri
@Kyntteri 2 жыл бұрын
Nice car you got there, mate. Tell you what, I put this wad of dosh from my pocket to my other pocket, drop one note on the ground, so you can pick it up and for that I now essentially own the car and you get to look at me drive it and sometimes pay for the fuel. Make a deal!?
@MikyBounty
@MikyBounty 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, he tried with no vaseline.
@suauceyogranny5108
@suauceyogranny5108 2 жыл бұрын
ayo😳
@yagorbelfor9133
@yagorbelfor9133 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@asmrlacedwithpearls4310
@asmrlacedwithpearls4310 2 жыл бұрын
😭
@blessedowo1958
@blessedowo1958 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@brandonm1881
@brandonm1881 2 жыл бұрын
Oww
@green49285
@green49285 2 жыл бұрын
His face when they called out his scam!
@somerandom7672
@somerandom7672 2 ай бұрын
Nice pitch by the dragon 🐉 ‘For only 90% of your business, I’ll leave you 10% of your business.’
@IhaveaDoghouse
@IhaveaDoghouse Жыл бұрын
His face at the end as he realizes, he's an even shrewder negotiator than even he thought he was.
@krimsonk-9478
@krimsonk-9478 2 жыл бұрын
An actual Shark lol
@happiestaku6646
@happiestaku6646 2 жыл бұрын
Dragon more like
@bre7931
@bre7931 2 жыл бұрын
@@happiestaku6646 Lol America really stole this idea from these people and created Shark Tank
@WOLFGANG634
@WOLFGANG634 2 жыл бұрын
@@bre7931 Tbf… American Television steals most concepts/ideas from the Brits. The only difference is the humor factor. American humor is more risqué and sexual, while British humor is often called “dry”, but I’d like to think that it’s just intellectually driven. If you’re not paying attention, jokes can sometimes fly over your head, but all in all I prefer more Eastern Television than Western. Ik nobody asked, but even with the low budget, and less flashy colors-Eastern television has stronger plots, than most Western programs. Here in America, it’s just rly flashy, and the plots only hold for a season or two at minimum-three to four seasons at best. Eventually, the plot falls through, and you’re left unfulfilled bc the show gets canceled with a cliffhanger. Examples of stolen ideas: The Office, Being Human, Law and Order, Shark Tank, which I’ve all seen both versions personally-But I’m sure there’s more.
@bre7931
@bre7931 2 жыл бұрын
@@WOLFGANG634 Never saw being human but I prefer the American version of The Office. Law and Order is alright but that show is older than I am at this point
@seasalticecream
@seasalticecream 2 жыл бұрын
@@bre7931 i’m fairly certain they had permission. also the idea originated in japan anyway.
@cosmiclemurmemes
@cosmiclemurmemes 2 жыл бұрын
this is great without context because there's just a baby on the floor
@justsomeguy2093
@justsomeguy2093 2 жыл бұрын
"Homer gifting Marge a Bowling Ball that says Homer on it"
@donniedollarhidejr.2766
@donniedollarhidejr.2766 Жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha love how the guy is staring to the infinite like "whats the problem"
@LukeJukeDuke
@LukeJukeDuke 2 жыл бұрын
he showed a little bit of his greediness on tv. it slipped his mind that he wants everything only to him.
@natevic1867
@natevic1867 2 жыл бұрын
Good on Theo for calling him out
@Jojikiba
@Jojikiba 2 жыл бұрын
Full episode here kzfaq.info/get/bejne/m5abopaI0a7QioU.html
@daniel.k3
@daniel.k3 2 жыл бұрын
This was the best moment of the series 🤣
@Chiszle
@Chiszle 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't know you could call them out on it, I've sat next to people making these deals and as a person on the sideline you can kind of tell it's a winner-takes-all scenario 90% of the time. It usually takes 8 months of honeymoon feeling before they realize you were right in advising them not to sign. So to see the fellow dragons save that 8 months plus the business. It's quite unique, and may come from jealousy of the other dragons/sharks.
@isaacwilson7769
@isaacwilson7769 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly which dragon are you?
@gutar5675
@gutar5675 2 жыл бұрын
@@isaacwilson7769 They didn't say they were one. Reality television didn't invent business pitches. While we're at it, the court room wasn't invented by Judge Judy
@isaacwilson7769
@isaacwilson7769 2 жыл бұрын
@@gutar5675 Thanks for clearing that up for me pal, I had no idea.
@coatster
@coatster 2 жыл бұрын
@@isaacwilson7769 I think it's Duncan Bannantyne
@osrselgin_2_1bcx54
@osrselgin_2_1bcx54 2 жыл бұрын
Chiszle!!!! where you been bro!?!?!?!!?!?!?!? wtf!!!!!!!!!! famous runescape legend right here, what the heck!
@Realbigbologna
@Realbigbologna 2 жыл бұрын
I love that if the dragons didn’t say anything he would’ve gotten away with it
@zippolighter4903
@zippolighter4903 Жыл бұрын
@@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 Bokay
@Baddaby
@Baddaby 2 ай бұрын
I love to still see, in 2024, roachDoggJr in absolutely any random video
@wingman4717
@wingman4717 Ай бұрын
The look on the dudes face at the end like “oh, you got me” haha.
@MrJDBrophy
@MrJDBrophy 2 жыл бұрын
Damn...not even enough time to make a bowl of popcorn to have while everyone lit him up...LOL!!!!
@sexobscura
@sexobscura 2 жыл бұрын
*and THAT'S how you become a millionaire*
@sexobscura
@sexobscura 2 жыл бұрын
@Andrew Aydie But the most efficient because it gives the illusion of democratic choice as its delusion of freedom
@sexobscura
@sexobscura 2 жыл бұрын
@Andrew Aydie I concur with your altruistic idealism (my terminology). Unfortunately human nature is all over the spectrum and greed/self-justification seems our most powerful incentive. Many millennia have sought a system of fairness/equilibrium that has worked for the shortest of terms before descending into a mire of beaurocratic self-interest. I wholeheartedly wish it were otherwise, but history is a repeatable offence
@angrywelshman7207
@angrywelshman7207 2 жыл бұрын
Mind you though you'd have to be a fucking idiot to take that guy up on his "deal" yeah right more like theft
@solaire7046
@solaire7046 2 жыл бұрын
@Andrew Aydie capitalism is nature, its a free for all where its not that hard to get rich, especially if you're privileged enough to be born in America. If you dont like nature then you're welcome to die.
@solaire7046
@solaire7046 2 жыл бұрын
@Andrew Aydie good luck with retiring from society dude, if you wanna live in the boonies thats on you. Humans are flawed and will always be flawed - thats a fact. What we have today is simply the natural result of human nature. You cant change that. Any utopian structure people try to come up with always neglects this crucial fact of human nature which is why things like communism simply wont work very well. The only thing we can do is implement small and beneficial adjustments in the law within a capitalist system, which is also what we are already doing. The world needs rich people and the world needs poor people. That's nature.
@ThecrosseyedTexan
@ThecrosseyedTexan 2 жыл бұрын
I would have said tell you what dude you got a deal if you can find the clean end of a turd
@b8IIin
@b8IIin 2 жыл бұрын
Judging by your username, I 100% believe that you would say that
@ThecrosseyedTexan
@ThecrosseyedTexan 2 жыл бұрын
@@b8IIin I raised a few eyebrows when I decided to name my KZfaq channel this. My response was I was born this way I might as well own it and have some fun with it. Life's too short to be angry all the time
@b8IIin
@b8IIin 2 жыл бұрын
@@ThecrosseyedTexan Agreed, Godspeed my man
@fortminor85
@fortminor85 2 жыл бұрын
@@ThecrosseyedTexan Preach brother. I’m 36 and been on the spectrum (ADHD Bi Polar) all my life. I owned my hyper moody distracted self and never looked back. Preach!
@BrianKim-ih4qh
@BrianKim-ih4qh 29 күн бұрын
my mom saying “I know it’s your birthday money but let me hold on to it so you don’t lose it”
@Retcon__
@Retcon__ Ай бұрын
Love his 'Problem officer' look 😂
@Thesnowelfcp
@Thesnowelfcp 2 жыл бұрын
He was trying to play it like Monopoly against Easy AI
@BoggleMeBog
@BoggleMeBog 2 жыл бұрын
He basically told her, here is 50k so that you can give me back 50k to start my own company 😂
@HS-mz1lh
@HS-mz1lh Ай бұрын
His face at the end... Can't hate him for trying 😂😂
@Daniel-vw4dj
@Daniel-vw4dj 2 жыл бұрын
At first I thought he was saying he was buying them out, but he then said the money was going back into company 😜
@Subscribersnovideos-zs2sy
@Subscribersnovideos-zs2sy 2 жыл бұрын
His face afterwards: so you gonna take the deal or what
@snap__shot
@snap__shot 2 жыл бұрын
Thought the bald guy was bezos from the thumbnail
@Kavlor1
@Kavlor1 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I did too.
@pauldraper1736
@pauldraper1736 Ай бұрын
Same brothr
@humantacos9800
@humantacos9800 2 ай бұрын
His face: damn I didn’t think they’d put that together.
@JohnWiIkesBooth
@JohnWiIkesBooth 2 ай бұрын
Basically what Ray Kroc did to the McDonalds brothers in a nutshell
@wohlhabendermanager
@wohlhabendermanager 2 жыл бұрын
0:11 Perfect reaction. Dude is like "WTF did I just hear?"
@piotrdabrowski3825
@piotrdabrowski3825 2 жыл бұрын
IKR dude's like: "Wait, what...?"
@commanderwyro4204
@commanderwyro4204 2 жыл бұрын
i feel like thats how you knowyou have a really good business. if someone is just straight up trying to steal it?
@bbbbbbb51
@bbbbbbb51 2 жыл бұрын
He gave her a shit offer because the business is shit
@winzyl9546
@winzyl9546 2 жыл бұрын
No, he was basically mocking the business.
@bettycharms
@bettycharms 2 жыл бұрын
He had to wear her hopes down and pretend he's being merciful after to make her think she couldn't do better, she didn't even realize she was just giving away the company bc of how demeaning he was.
@mmdirtyworkz
@mmdirtyworkz 2 жыл бұрын
Help me please, I started watching curb your videos and I can't stop😅😅😅
@insomnia_cow9970
@insomnia_cow9970 2 жыл бұрын
He worded it so well that some schmuck would ponder over. And debate if it's a good deal or not. It is I am that schmuck! Took me a while to notice. Man one reason I'm scared to start my own business. Yea you never know until you try but working for other give you an idea of how to run something. it's a learning process.
@reyalexisjelly
@reyalexisjelly 2 жыл бұрын
The people presenting their product were like: “you may have outsmarted me, but i outsmarted your outsmarting!”
@peter4210
@peter4210 2 жыл бұрын
"I want 100% of the company for 50k" Sounds like a purchase
@blasrouan2554
@blasrouan2554 2 жыл бұрын
no, the 50k go to the company, he now owning the company essentially makes the 50k go to himself, not even a purchase.
@jakejakeboom
@jakejakeboom 2 жыл бұрын
I agree, this whole clip is kind of dumb.
@mipmipmipmipmip
@mipmipmipmipmip 2 жыл бұрын
no it's an investment accompagnied by a transfer of ownership. There's no cash payout of goodwill. Basically what remains for them is a 10% share, valued at £5556, which may or may not pay out for them.
@danieljohnsopardenilla997
@danieljohnsopardenilla997 2 жыл бұрын
@@blasrouan2554 exactly
@nayannbg6314
@nayannbg6314 2 жыл бұрын
@@jakejakeboom did u not understand the transaction?
@karna8658
@karna8658 2 жыл бұрын
At the end he was like opps I am busted🤣.
@charmingdevil84
@charmingdevil84 2 ай бұрын
The audacity of the guy to be in shock after other start questioning him be like i made a damn good offer
@GodotOfficial
@GodotOfficial 2 жыл бұрын
Touker should have offered some free office space in London to sweeten the deal
@funkyjunkyjai
@funkyjunkyjai 2 жыл бұрын
😆
@ninjaninja9954
@ninjaninja9954 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah free office space but without a company
@SIRXNZ
@SIRXNZ 2 жыл бұрын
That guy just saved blondie
@primadeluxe4910
@primadeluxe4910 2 жыл бұрын
Nah the deal isn't secured for awhile they would've figured it out
@Sheena000
@Sheena000 2 жыл бұрын
I think her saying ok was like “ok I’ve heard you, next dragon” not “ok I accept”
@iGottakissU
@iGottakissU 2 жыл бұрын
@@Sheena000 exactly that "ok" was a woman saying "ok, this is on TV so i'll stay polite and professional and act like I did not heard that".
@bigboris5774
@bigboris5774 2 жыл бұрын
@@Sheena000 Yeh at 0:15 you can see her looking confused at his ridiculous offer, and when she says okay she’s clearly smirking.
@YuckFouTubeX
@YuckFouTubeX 4 күн бұрын
@@primadeluxe4910 There's doubt that this experienced shark would have tried something like this out unless there was a genuine chance for success
@meganlewis2424
@meganlewis2424 2 жыл бұрын
I love his episodes.
@jakubkrcma
@jakubkrcma 2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the wonderful Christmas when I gave my father (who was 48 years older than me) Terminator 2 (the book). 🤣
@menyjackets593
@menyjackets593 2 жыл бұрын
Touker: sorry, I meant 95% of the business; you see I've got office space in London
@zfour814
@zfour814 2 жыл бұрын
Theres no way. He must've misspoke. No way he thought he was just going to take the business for free
@lobitome
@lobitome 2 жыл бұрын
You don't get rich in business, by spending your own money.
@zfour814
@zfour814 2 жыл бұрын
@@lobitome that doesnt quite apply here
@bigbirdmusic8199
@bigbirdmusic8199 2 жыл бұрын
How does it NOT apply? It's literally the definition of that phrase.
@wilsybhoy
@wilsybhoy 2 жыл бұрын
Basically I thought he was trying to say just take 50,000 for the business you keep that then 90% of the Company is mine ?
@darkparker7500
@darkparker7500 2 жыл бұрын
Actually, there are plenty of business folk like him.
@Zebsy
@Zebsy Ай бұрын
Touker is perfect for that music!
@hellothere2265
@hellothere2265 2 жыл бұрын
Tula be looking like the sidekick form danger mouse
@EddieGee
@EddieGee 2 жыл бұрын
When she asks if it’s money to himself, she had that Phoebe look lol.
@freshrot420
@freshrot420 2 жыл бұрын
She do!
@isaacp.5147
@isaacp.5147 2 жыл бұрын
Dear lord, it’s like they got this billionaire off the streets & brought him in for a taping.
@masterinting4125
@masterinting4125 2 жыл бұрын
Surprised pikachu face at the end had me in stitches 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@hawsrulebegin7768
@hawsrulebegin7768 2 жыл бұрын
His face at the end. Hilarious
@davebryanmusic99
@davebryanmusic99 2 жыл бұрын
When the husband realized it: NOT STONKS
@mbsucks101
@mbsucks101 2 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment..
@Wrutschgeluck
@Wrutschgeluck 2 жыл бұрын
thats just brilliant xD
@MiJoPaFo
@MiJoPaFo 2 жыл бұрын
When Marge got a bowling ball from Homer as a gift...
@doublezeta04gundam29
@doublezeta04gundam29 2 жыл бұрын
Lol her expressions are priceless
@idklol4197
@idklol4197 2 жыл бұрын
Idk what this show is but calling these business people "dragons" like they're something special is extremely corny
@AltName7
@AltName7 2 жыл бұрын
It's an equivalent to "Shark Tank", but it's called "Dragon's Den". So the implication is more like you're trying to steal from a dragon's hoard, because they're old and rich.
@winzyl9546
@winzyl9546 2 жыл бұрын
Its a show, thats the point.
@eddyp483
@eddyp483 2 жыл бұрын
It's because they're dragon their balls across your face as they take your money.
@bifutake
@bifutake 2 жыл бұрын
They should be called parasites.
@bifutake
@bifutake 2 жыл бұрын
@Black Stone Well, are they helping or are they just taking advantage of them?
@MJPamuru20
@MJPamuru20 2 жыл бұрын
I think this man should have his taxes examined! Sounds like an expert at writing off expenses haha
@phantomtroupe8430
@phantomtroupe8430 Ай бұрын
Him still sitting there waiting for an answer 🤣
@Dungbeetlestrikesback
@Dungbeetlestrikesback Жыл бұрын
Oh dam I’ve been meaning to watch tea and crumpets tank!
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