Standard rich people logic. Scam someone, then moan about how other people aren't rich because they "don't work hard enough".

must be a jew

I love that they actually called him out on this 😂So many business practices are just as scummy and stupid as this but people fall for it all the time.

That dude thought the show was called septic tank and went for the biggest shit move he thought he could get away with, until he became the literal ass of the joke

Well its not that simple. If he grows the business a lot then those two still own 10% of a succesful profitable business compared to 100% of a shitshow.

paenus

When I was 5 I always used to remind my then 4yo brother, 'All the toys in this house are mine, but I can lend you some'

no he is saying, my name on your company is worth 90% + 50k. that 10% in the future will be better than the dead ass company without me. i dont knoq the extent of the pitch but it could qctually be a good deal if he has the right contacts or expertise.

Being a bullshiter is a really useful skill.

Why did she say yes 🥴

yeah for those who think Shark Tank and Dragons Den is about bussinesses getting help its millionaires getting "in" on your bussiness to spend a year alocating all the assets and then forcing you out of the company to sell it for a profit and be done with it

I recognized this room immediately! It’s where clarkson showed off his invention!

Leveraged buyouts in a nutshell.

*Keep in mind - she said yes without hesitation* .

He is just like me when I'm trying to scam my little borther's Monopoly properties.

What a greedy pig

Effectively he’s offered to buy a 90% stake for 5 grand lol

still less ciminal than the rundfunkbeitrag

What a jew.

"You give your soul to me and live your life as my slave, then when you die you live on as my slave, in return I keep you safe from the other demo... I mean uh I prevent Lucifer from making you his slave, in return you only give me your children and your children's children for at least two thousand years, I an immortal gave my life for you so you owe me, in return you can do whatever you want with your life, but if you express free will our deal is off and you go to this really hot place and suffer forever, also if you don't accept my generous offer you suffer forever, if you as much as question me or my offer you suffer forever" I mean, when it works it works...

"I give you TEN millions for the company, and then the ten millions go to the company, then you only pay eighty thousand a year for the rest of your life only until the first ten millions are paid and an additional five millions in interest just to recover the costs I am already losing a fortune here as you see, in the meantime I own your home, but only until and if you fail to pay me of course, I mean I am no monster I only take your home, car and family if something bad happens to you *charming laughter"*

Hold up though, if he's taking 90% and running the company, does that mean that the people get to do nothing and reap 10% of the rewards? Sounds like a good deal to me if thats the case, go do something else and let the Dragon build your business!

Being a business owner does not mean you know about business lol. This is why so many managing directors and CEO's etc. spend most of their time at the golf course. Delegation is the sanctuary for 'I don't know what the fuck I'm doing' in business, its so common you wouldn't believe.

Greasy bastard looks exactly like someone you'd expect to try and buy something off you by getting you to loan them the money

Im glad they explained it to her behind the guy was thinking about it but she said Yes without hesitation

and i would have gotten away with it too

Is he Jewish?

“Okay hear me out. What if you give me your company, and then once it’s mine I invest in my own company.”

Well, it depends, whether the 50K GBP is in the form of Capital infusion or as purchase consideration for the takeover of 90% of the business's net assets. There is a significant difference between the two offers.

I thought that was a cartoon cast on the table

This is like when I gave my dad a Spider-Man watch when i was 7

haha as if they would go for that, wait a second, is that a fkin dead baby on the floor?!?!?!?!?!

I feel like if you're paying for a majority stake, you should just be paying them directly. In fact, just offer a buyout at that point.

I don't get it. I have never been good with money.

He dont realize how greedy he truely is.

that kinda look like one of them greedy goblin

Guy looks like a melted candle

Speech check failed

Man must be a politician with that logic 😂

0:41 the face of a man who has failed to ghaster your flabbers

Capitalism in a nutshell

Face of evil right there people.

my mom saying “I know it’s your birthday money but let me hold on to it so you don’t lose it”

Even suggesting that should be illegal somehow 😂😂😂😂

This isn’t even villainous just plain clowning.

Him still sitting there waiting for an answer 🤣

Lady gives Touker 90% of her company. Touker invests 50k of his money into his company. Touker gets bored and thinks the company isn't worth his time and effort. Touker sells his company for 20k. Touker gets 18k and lady gets 2k. The end.

Just curious, are these real genuine offers or are these scripted?

I'll give myself 50 000 pounds and you give me your company. Bye, next?

Is that background music from the Tron: Legacy OST at 0:12???