Dad come back

cool

Come back

Hey there mister KZfaq mother lover

Dad we miss you

so we could punish each other with weaponized autism

They also cut down the stock, but left the Handguard at full length and kept the cleaning rod

That's you? From da reddit?

Me with my underfolder PTRS: *eats chips awkwardly*

They’ve since added spring door stops as a bipod.

This whole video had me rolling

You take me out of your profile picture. Thanks.

@@GatorDontPlayNoShit69 his account is older

Weak

@@GatorDontPlayNoShit69 No, I don't think I will.

And judging by your 'Im' I suppose that you are as well. Take a like.

Do you think a magnum chambered in 22 longrifle would be cursed?

@@cameronstevens3300 very much so

Timestamp

wow🤦🏻‍♂️😒😑

And here I am think Brandon didnt know who Boris was

same still like what came next tho

To be fair, he knows Alan Aztec.

I blame Vadim

Bylat and Boris are kind of memes on his subreddit so...

Chert voz'mill amerikantsy

Brandon= vadim

@@54frey Everyone blames vadim

Fresh off of Kalashnikov Media concluding their "Worst AKs" series :P

I was chosen by heaven!

Antonio Riello ladies guns (just search for it, its really cursed)

I'm just waiting for some Khyber Pass gunsmith to make the Glockson a real thing

@@thallan say my name when you pray!

It wasn't really "used". It was tested on the polygon and was considered a failure.

@@burningsinner1132 according to wikipedia they were used a lot during the battle of Kursk and even the Finns used captured ones against the soviets

@@Furko08 There are three modifications. The picture is ROKS-1. Considered a failure. The successors (ROKS-2/3) were the ones used. These merely resemble mosin to reduce detection range of flamethrower on the field and use special PISTOL modified round which reliably ignites the fuel mixture.

@@burningsinner1132 So you DO shoot it to ignite the flamethrower.

@@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487 No, you don't. The first model literally required you to shoot incendiary bullet into a puddle and hope for the best. The 2nd and 3rd is just two-stage ignition primer, made in cheapest way at hand. Just like lighter, only stronger.

XD

I keep my glue gun in my vault. Don't want to upset any liberals.

That will definitely make an interesting load of laundry, old school tide advertisements showed it got blood stains out

People at the water fight: we have you four to one Me: I like those odds

@@krismiller217 especially if it comes with a five round tube mag loaded with copper ball ammo shells

The owners of rust what to know your location

@@wolfin9717 Yeah brother

TF2 Soldier: GODLY!

Great now the atf will ban shovels

Yo what’s that pfp

Yike.

@@ejthenobody the council has awarded one singular yike.

tf is a water day

@@kylewarner9822 School becomes a mini-water park for a day (describing it like that is very generous). Usually only seen at elementary schools.

@@ejthenobody holy shit u just gave me preschool flash backs. Good times, before I started worrying about girls and grades

Someone tries to steal your briefcase and gets a fun 9mm surprise

It's whatever the ATF decides to make up that day.

@@TyrantExterminator1776 "Reality can be whatever I want. "

I dont think the atf is to clear onnany of the laws they enforce tbh

American gun laws are ass backwards. In most other countries with far stricter gun control, including places like where I live, where pistols are basically unobtainable and semi automatic rifles are completely illegal, supressors are unregulated, and considered to be hearing protection, not just for the user, but bystanders. But no, not America, America gotta be different, 100 round drum full of high velocity rifle ammo on a semi auto, totally fine, you can even carry that shit in public in many states, with the expressed intent of self defence, (firearms for self defence are illegal in my country, as is any kind of premeditated self defence aid such as a stick or a club) that's fine. But holy crap are you in trouble if you buy a "solvent trap" or happen to own guns and buy oil filters at the same time. America is weird. By the way, don't take this as anti gun, I'm so pro gun that I think 2A doesn't go far enough, I believe in mandatory gun ownership for the explicit purpose of defence, and I think defensive firearms training should also be mandatory. Imagine the lives that would be saved, and how safe and secure our communities would be, home invasions, robberies and burglaries would be a thing if the past. This needs to happen, a gun in the house should be as essential as a smoke alarm, and when you get the health and safety induction at work, you should be shown where the AED, first aid kit, fire extinguisher and emergency bad guy dispatcher are kept.

@@Patrick-857 fgc 9

And it looks awesome

Yeah I Noticed As Well

I prefer the phoneix blaster

​@@devnail7368 I'm a musket supremacist.

Nice timestamp

I wonder if this passes for california compliant

@@adubs. no

Jesus take the wheel

damn, i should have read the comments. i typed the exact same thing. . . .lmao

@@theeturnone nice

"shovel is shovel! dont matter bullets fly out the end ov it" *boris proceeds to dig a hole with the shovel ak*

The shovel is the gun from rust

He would make a shovel Bajonett so you could actually use it as a shovel

@@tannerheal9515 yeah but it doesn't fire 5.56

This needs a US 1868 trowel bayonet

I do too

To be fair I'd be pissed to if my 2k refined carefully crafted rifle got our preformed by a hunk of scrap metal some alcoholic made in a shed out of a shovel and a handful of decrepit old AK parts

@@kriegdeathrider7805 yeah well get one of his next time

Just flip the model and print it again

At least it would be California compliant. It's not a pistol grip, its a "hand grip"!

I was at school and fell out of my chair laughing

Definitely makes sense though.

BORIS!

Funnily enough i only discovered Life of Boris only a few weeks back. Loving his content too

I think me having both Life of Boris and Colion Noir is what brought me here.

Oh no....

@@g3arjammer837 OH YEAH!!!

Boiiing

@@g3arjammer837 bust through the wall “OH YEAHHH”

Yep, he's got a video of him firing it on his KZfaq channel Kekistani armorer, and the story behind it is that it was an already broken stock that he did that to. The actual stock for the mosin is completely fine

I don’t understand, please explain

@@West_Coast_Mainline Yoshikage Kira is an anime villain who has a fetish for hands and will kill women for their hands

Killer Queen isn’t working, he just needs a silencer for that and he can truly live a quiet life

God is dead and we killed him

Yeah boris can get to our brains very easily

CHEEKI BREEKI!!!

Aka the glish

Ahem, the HK XM8 would like a word with you

Flock.

So Sam fishers gun in r6?

no SPOILERS EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

That is every video

You forgot the part where he uses those tears for extra curricular activities.

You forgot about the last thing Brandon sad faps

Ah, so the usual then?

How much money do you have to do so?

did not expect to see you here

Bruh

@@jacobiac4592 I mean Schordinger does tactical reloads, so I kinda expected him to comment on a gun video.

its him

Gopnik Ak Jesus

Gun control doesn't work

@@skitariiranger4346 and water is wet

@@kesmeseker9593 water is not wet

@@skitariiranger4346 Stop bragging about still owning a freezer, some of us had to sell everything to buy 9mm.

That shovel ak makes me think that the handmade in fallout or at least 76 was possibly based off that boris ak

It was made as a reference to the popular anime Jojo's Bizarre Adventure as one of the main villains has an obsession/fetish of hands.

@free wifi Yep. Kira would loveee that rifle too. Well. If his head wasn't mutilated by an ambulance.

@free wifi duwangled grip

@free wifi dunno why, but duwang grip should become a thing. Not as in having the gun reach out to give you a hand, but maybe for a very specific way to hold it.

Dude someone made your Earth brother into a glock

Probably more likely to be used as a beer holder than a bean holder by some out there, lol.

I was thinking the same literally searched for this comment

@@kenjiyamashita9226 I think I know why you like the gun

Screw your pun take my like

*ATF would like to know your location*

@@kenjiyamashita9226 lol what are you Canadian or Japanese

It's whatever the ATF decides to make up that day.

hey at least the ATF seems to give and take. The RCMP just said NOPE to literally everything that isn't a wooden .308 or .22

@@McBlah1976 mln F THE ATF mln

@@McBlah1976 dang, that sucks. ATF still needs reigned in, but holy cow RCMP sounds out of control.

Do it

He screams, for he does not know.

Yes

Get Premium???

@@ou4534 I'm not paying like 5 bucks a month for no ads. If KZfaq gets worse with ads then I'll just watch Netflix or twitch or even storyfire

@Sgt. Joe 👍

@@ou4534 Hey we know how annoying ads are, so we will keep adding more of them until you pay us to make them go away.

Two in a row, then he got to how the AK was built entirely out of a shovel, the app conveniently crashes at that point twice, then another two 30 second unskippable ads. But it’s for Brandon, I can do this

Don’t @ me

wait thats me

I feel called out.

@@thenergster don’t worry it’s me too

@@thenergster me to

And it will fit in a nerf gun holster

@@v9tadpole115 sir why do you this

Reattach the bayonet so you can get melee kills! :)

@@amorphoussolid8512 I'll throw it like a spear

Explosive full auto SBR. The ATF is scared of it

Only if it has a silencer so he can keep his quiet life

@@scp-2307 damn that was a good jojoke

The only thing left now is bayonet, which is just a piece of shattered strike plate, then he is all set.

@@burningsinner1132 its actually gonna be a sharpened door wedge

@@tinkeringclaws5559 Well, this one works too.

I've seen the gun pivs floating around a few days ago. It's got a doorknob now.

Just sharpening the door stopper tip and you got a mini bayonet

Yep I had an idea too and if we both got the same idea then were buddies. My idea was to bury him

Hey, there was that guy that build a fully factional SMG out of stuff from the hardware store to prove his point that banning guns won't stop the bad guys from just building some.

P.A. Luty. He wrote a book about how to build your own.

@@thermonucleardevice thanks that will come in handy XD

I like how Brandon kinda glossed over that whole 'and the rest was a parts kit' bit. yeah he used a shovel - for the simplest part of it. So going shovel -> AK = gun control no worky is a lil' disingenuous.

My eyes my eyes there melting, Love it man keep it up👍

I’ll be honest, it was a little less impressive to hear the whole story. I was under the impression that he made the entire AK out of that shovel, and spent several hours trying to figure out how he got that much material out of a shovel head.

Good enough for Toy Soldiers...

Welcome to the FBI watchlist. About time you have joined us. We have long awaited your arrival.

Only TWO pipes? Surely you can do better.

We will watch your career with great interest

“Hold my beans and plug your ears.”

Should run a straw down the length of the rifle to the cheek weld.

Oi, yor bri-ish, good den-ol iygeen yoo got there.

only in america

I once wanted to bring a water gun or nerf gun to school and trash the vice principal's office. He bullied me and forced the special ed teachers (who were ordinarily super nice) to go along with it, calling me a school shooter over playing halo and call of duty. Holy shit actually writing that makes me laugh.

This is bad how? I only see greatness.

Speak for yourself, I can build a proper, no-bullshit G3 from billet steel and a CNC mill. And **MAYBE** a drill press if I want to get really fancy and do a nice, rifled, barrel.

i also thought about rust when i saw that shovel grip ak :D

Time to get some waterpipes 🤣

The slongshot got me on this one :D

I'm sure he does. I got here from a mix of Colion Noir and Boris. I'm surprised that youtube did that.

I today have learned about Comrade Boris.

@@CobaltZ_hans welcome to the club comrade

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Cheeki Breeki hard bass anthem plays

Anotoli

Found one of his comments on a Brewstew video last night and was shocked to see it actually was his channel.

Maybe brandon is actually cousin anatoly but without the ushanka and sunglasses

Officer: sir, is that an RPG in your passenger seat? Me: no, it's actually a 12 gauge shotgun. The AK next to it is actually a repurposed shovel

*FGC-9 80% 3D printed gun enters the chat*

Yes officer my MG42 has a hand grip so therefore I can carry it as a concealed weapon

ahaahahahhahahahnjdjdndjdjdjjdjdjdjdjkd funny xddddddds

@@bradyfcs7777 mhm yes my freind my .50BMG Caliber Barret has a hand as a grip so it can be put on my hip holster

Now.... is it a pistol grip?

Son you're a failure

F

LONG FORESKIN???😉

I would die happy.

Gopnik Brandon

And both of them create the Gopnik range, where only true AKs are allowed!

Functional, but at what cost?...

Well don't you look familiar?

It's important to look like the man when your call sign is ak jesus.

*76

@@kulylittleton5274 FO4 Nukaworld DLC weapon: Handmade rifle. It may also be in 76, but I dont play it so idk.

@@thesmallestminorityisthein4045 its alright

@@kulylittleton5274 I heard really iffy things about it. The initial no-NPC bit was strange, but I haven't kept up with it I watched a few videos by Oxhorn about some 76 related lore, thats about it.