“Don’t worry I’m untouchable.” -Gwonk 3 seconds before getting absolutely obliterated

_Five years ago, I lost 30,000 bitches in the blink of an eye, and the Ooga just fuckin' watched._ *_Cypher_*

You know when your mom asked “If your friend jumped off a cliff would you?” See how many went off the roof after Cypher. That’s loyalty and friendship. 😢

I swear Cypher doesn't have to make his intros so immersive but I am all for it.

I love all these small little edits like the subtitles and whatnot. Absolutely wonderful video.

Be sure to share with your fellow morally ambiguous PMCs

I swear Cypher's vocal's are shredded after this one, that or he's really on that creative jomba juice

Rule of Cypher: The more Oscar worthy the intro is, the more demented the rest of the video is.

Gwonk cant even land on the ground but Sean picks yall off of a roof top

This man got the most Hyena laugh I've ever heard

Do we need to have a sit down with Gwonk? Like...is he doing ok? Boy got scrambed more than an egg.

The whole video I’ve been questioning who keeps letting gownk fly

Never let Gwonk fly.... unless it's funny XD

The COD style subtitles were an awesome touch! Great video as usual!

"Don't worry im untouchable" - words 5 seconds before disaster

Cypher on a Sunday, oh yeah we bussin… respectfully😎🤘🍻

The only thing that could touch gwank was gwank himself. It was a lonely life for him

watching these videos is like snorting 15 lines of coke, taking 12 tabs of LSD and inhaling a shit ton of laughing gas. I love it.

Cypher is what a Zoomer going to war sounds like.

These just keep getting better and better

Honestly loving the new subtitle switch up

12:40 Hey! No fighting in the war-room!

Cypher and his Goofy Goobers in COD? Uh oh xD

Twenty five minutes of Cypher?! Truly Chaos has blessed us this day

Minigun started 'panic spraying' the entire horizon. And now my sides hurt.

"Nice balls Mr. Squidward" Shephard tying up one less loose end, 2023

16:54 You actually managed to Smack two SACLOS Missiles together. I'm impressed by the competence of your incompetents.

Time to do some morally questionable actions as Black Ops PMC's I'm sure our pilot is an expert and not an ape strapped into the cockpit

This was more entertaining than Mw2 remake LOL. Excellent work!

Came for Jay raptor, stayed for Cyper and Jay raptor.

Behold the antics of Cypher, son of Daffy Duck and Ed the Hyena

The most elite of special forces they are not.

6:42 the words you hear before disaster “trust me😊!)

the absolute fucking CHAOS. i love it so much cypher please make more lmao

Gwonk: Untouchable, but very good at touching other things. While flying.

Shepard is getting burgertown for his soldiers

Maybe THIS is why the general shot them lol We really need to ban Gwonk from vehicles, he's a danger to everyone around him in a chopper and it was today we learned not to give the boys flashbangs, for obvious reasons

Cypher was him, cracked out on gamer sups too

Cypher and his buddies in the "special" forces.

Appreciating the longer videos and awesome editing. Doing great!

25 minutes of pure Cypherium

Day 10 of awaiting the return of the Bosnian knight: This was an unexpected upload from the Crab Lord, does he have something planned for next week? Perhaps something big that we’ve been waiting for? 🤔

that flashbang was personal bro

I don't remember this version of Modern Warfare.

WOOOOOOO EARLY BIRD CLUB!

i've never felt a parasocial connection until i burped at the same time as buckwheat at 12:50

Another banger as always

The subtitles are great!

Good. That's one less loose end.

i'll be real i thought it was an insurgent too. was just as confused as you until you zoomed in to revealed Sgt Shrubbery on duty

7:00 the first thing that comes to mind is Alucard Abridged "Is it racist to say it sounds better in Arabic"

How does one join in on these shenanigans? These absolute high-profile hijinks, these dubious moments of Tomfoolery?

here before the copyright claims let's GO

With everything exploding are we sure this aint Bad Company?

Is this Modern Warfare or The Walking Dead? Considering how often zombies just ran up on Ignis out of nowhere.

What the Dog (Shepard) doing?

Amazing work crab lord! What were the set of missions in the tail end of the video? its so cool.

How does cypher have so much plot armour

"Bro, did you just ice a buncha people praying?" Standard question for a US deployment honestly Edit: "Civilians ahead... Hit 'em." Damn you fellas do an accurate rp

Bruh who let Gwonk fly?

dont let shepard cook

Serious question how do you guys get your arma serves to run smooth? .

Modern Warfare? Zombies? what the fuck?

What’s the mod for Amra subtitles 😂

was this guy with vanoss at some point?

Womp Womp

omg.. cypher used the wrong your and you're..

So much mic peaking holy shit.

it's not a Cypher video if they're not talking about homosexual activities

What is the African map?

What the hell is happening? AND WHY DO YOU ONLY USE THIRD PERSON? THIS IS SO CURSED

That denying enemy recruits vid with rebel yell in the background is perfect. 😌🤌 Instantly tracked down and downloaded.