'The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.' - Bertrand Russell I've never seen a better example of what this quote suggests.

cyrax helped me! i used to be paralyzed from the waist down, but hearing his music gave me the strength to walk and turn off the video! thanks cyrax :]

for those who feel bad for chance now..it won’t last long as we get farther into his story, kind of like amberlynn in the way that you like them less and less as they reveal themselves more and more

I thought I was mentally prepared for Cyraxx, but, dear reader, I was not.

My favorite thing about cy is when he gets mad at Marty he extends his neck like a turtle coming out of its shell every time he screams, cracks me up every single time

That fact that I find Cyraxx's dancing genuinely semi impressive probably says more about me than him

I thought all of this footage had to be from a decade ago but when he said he's gonna go play 2k19 I died 😂 his webcam looks like it's from 2002

Mr. Snowflake is unmatched and remains undefeated in the lolcow documentary department. Great job, sir.

I wasn't convinced of this videos quality until Jimmy's bunker one joke completely smashed all expectations. Truly a masterpiece

Excellent job as always. You have an uncanny knack for eliciting sympathy for these train wrecks in the beginning. I know I'm going to hate this guy by the end, but just based on episode 1 I feel really sorry for him.

Your coverage of Amberlynn Reid played a non-zero role in the courage I had to leave an abusive relationship with someone who, for the 3-year-majority of it, was basically Amber. I enjoy your humour and your take on most subjects, even if at times it is slightly too acidic for my taste. You've played a key role in my life, now -- you gotta carry that burden! Thank you so much for your work, and I hope you manage to achieve what you want on youtube!

I got a feeling this man is going to make it in the music industry

I don’t actually know anything about this guy, so right now I feel really sorry for him … sure that will change lol. Thanks Mr Snowflake for another amazing documentary.

Thanks Jimmy Bunker for all the editing and script writing and vocal coaching for the other guy

I've never heard someone contradict themselves with lies so poorly & often. Great video, man!

"I'm the next Chris Chan" .... That just did not age well 🤣

My favorite cyrax moment is when he challenged schmeckle(a blind guy) tangerine(a girl) and marty(who he thought was an old man) to a 3 on 1 fight.

This guy gives me the same vibes as this dude who lived in the same neighborhood as my grandma. This is a northern community, so basically some houses spaced far apart just surrounded by bush, with a 15 minute drive to a "town" of maybe 10k tops. Nearest city is more like 45. So, one morning we're visiting, and my sister and I get up. Our grandma was making breakfast and told us it'd be another few minutes, so we decided to take the dogs for a walk. My dog, a 120 lb Malamute, her Yorkie, our grandma's two dogs, we took the whole pack into the bush. We liked the sugar bush trail because you could do a semi circle and loop off, coming out just a few steps down the road from where you entered. Still close to the house. So we were on the loop back, the trees were thinning into tall grass, and the dogs were ahead and behind. My dog was the leader so he was first. He just stopped suddenly, his attention going to the right of the path, in the tall grass. He just stood there, staring, until he decided it was fine and kept going. It was a little weird, so as I was nearing where he was, I looked. There was a guy. The guy like Cyraxx. Not deformed but the same mentally. He was in head to toe black clothing, dark sunglasses, doing a Chinese squat in the tall grass, just like statue. It was creepy as hell. Like so creepy I almost stopped like my dog did. Just silent. Didn't even react to my enormous dog staring him down. Idk what made me do it, I'm interminably curious, it's a problem. But I spoke to him. I did a bit of a wide berth around him and it just came out. ".... What are you doing???" Dude. He slowly looked up at me and replied in the calmest voice ever, "Waiting for it to get dark". Chills. It was barely 8 am. He was going to sit there like that until DARK? That was like 9 pm that time of year! 13 hours?! What??? I had no further questions. I saw my dog waiting for me and I caught up. He was a very protective dog. Thank god. Because you know what that guy did? This whole thing gives me chills to this day. Where he was sitting, in the bush, it was across the road from my grandma's, but on that side of the road was another older lady, but she didn't have a husband like my grandma did. She was always alone or with her young grandchildren. Her name was Wanda. She was a nice lady. One night, he went to her house in the dark, and tried her screen door. It was open. She had fallen asleep taking care of the kids. He brutally attacked her. In front of the kids. Like beat her. Raped her. Nearly killed her. I think he thought she'd die from her injuries and left but she didn't die. She was extremely handicapped after that and died a few years later. The bones and skin of the elderly don't heal like they used to and he hit her in the head a lot so she wasn't all there. Not like before. This guy grew up in this community. Absolutely everyone knew him. He was the creepy guy, sure, but a rapist and murderer? (I consider that a murderer, she just so happened to survive, that was not his intent). It was like a pin had finally dropped. Everyone knew he was weird and something was wrong but no one saw that coming. Maybe armed robbery or assault with a weapon in a fight. But raping and beating an elderly woman half to death in front of her young grandkids? It's almost unbelievable. I think my point is, yes, you can feel compassion for these people, the ones who are outcasts and weirdos who give you creepy vibes. But you don't want them in your bubble. Don't try to help them because you feel sorry for them. If you think they need help, call professionals, talk to the cops about it, idk, just don't go in on your own. It's not worth it. Some people are very, very sick and have darkness in them, you wouldn't try to buddy up with a serial killer because they have no friends, right? Exactly.

I was doomed from the start…watching this at 4 a.m. when my brain is still partially asleep…it legit took me over 16 minutes to comprehend what was happening. Either way, BEST way to start my day! I CAN’T wait for II! Thanks for your tireless efforts ❄️❤️

He’s gonna lose his marbles when he catches wind of this series. “YA NEED TA QUIT!!” LOL. Great job, Mr. Snowflake.

Something about Cyrax's face almost looks unreal. Like an oblivion character. Or a snap chat filter.

This is one of the most coherent pieces of cyraxx media I’ve seen on KZfaq; most videos of him are just raw footage from the streams but this is a really good introduction to the world of cyraxx

Never heard of Cyrax before and the beginning made me feel bad for him. I'll update this comment when I'm through the video. Nevermind.

I'm 26 minutes in. Cyrax has reached the pinnacle of success. There is nowhere to go but down.

11:00 I haven't seen such dancing talent since Amberlynn! Breathtaking, truly breathtaking.

ive seen the future of cyrax so i dont feel bad for him, but definitely impressed with the way youve been able to frame him

That cliffhanger though. 🤣 Can't wait for part 2, I can already tell I'm not prepared. ❄️

This is interesting to learn about. I came for Amber Reid & stayed for the rest of the lolcows

Cyraxx is willing to do anything for his family except for the obvious fucking thing, getting a JOB.

Watching a cyraxx documentary a while back made me want to bathe in bleach and holy water, he’s the embodiment of “house of a thousand corps” mixed with “the hills have eyes” mixed with “Texas chainsaw massacre”

The name's pretty apt, he DOES look like something you'd find in a Mortal Kombat game.

"What'd ya boy OD on?" "Oh you know, heavy ass drugs." I just had to come watch this again.

Another amazing documentary from Mr Snowflake! I had no idea who this guy was so this is my only introduction to him and, boy, I feel like this is going to be another wild ride. Thank you for all your hard work and know it is so appreciated :) You're so under-rated!

I fell asleep while this played. I had nightmares.

"I'm just the next Chris Chan to you guys" was an oddly self-aware comment by him.

My dude could eat an apple through a chain link fence.

I never heard of this guy before...10 mins in and I'm already rooting for this guy. I sure hope he doesn't take a turn for the worst.

Why is Marty making him out to be the pathetic one, dude is taking alot of time out of his life to fuck with that dude.

Cyraxx was my second favorite rabbit hole to jump down next kingcobrajfs great work as always TWU

I have no clue who this guy is. I'm sure this will be a trainwreck by the end. Thanks for all your hard work Mr.SF! Your videos are superb!

I'm totally stealing his stand up routine

As someone who is already familiar with cyraxx I'm so excited to see this

The Gorls in Hayder Nation ain't ready for Cyraxx 😂 I hide the fact I watch him from others lol

Joined the channel because I couldn't wait any longer. Quality content as always Jimmy.

I could be wrong, but I'm almost certain this dude sent me music to post to my page about a decade ago. I used to have a folder of all the worst submissions and there was one from someone going by Cyrax and it was the same unintelligible mumbles mixed into a few real words over a beat that was way too low. It could have been someone trolling, but my friends and I had a lot of fun laughing at that song. I wish I could find it.

This is soooo good! Sets the scene beautifully for the madness to come 😅

I refuse to believe Cyraxx is not inbred

Always very impressed by how eloquently you speak while also keeping your tongue so firmly in your cheek. Quality content here, new meditation video for me

Never seen anyone be as much of a product of his environment than him.

Oh you talk in the doccies. Very great channel BTW thank you for putting out such world class content for what might be a thankless task

I do have some pity for Cyraxx. This is a guy who shouldn’t even have lived past birth. I mean Amberlynn could diet and excercise if she wanted. Chris Chan could not be a slob but Cyraxx lost the genetic lottery for sure. Still incels take note: Cyraxx looks like that and could get a girlfriend. Think about that.

Watched a 20 min video on this guy and wanted to know more. But the commentator made the video under the assumption the audience knew most of everything. But I don't know half of these weird people that get covered by commentators. I stay on youtube, twitt and insta and stay in my more-wholesome areas. I'm glad you are making this longer video--and a series--so I can see more about this guy.

The mental gymnastics this guy practices are astonishing. I wish I could convince myself that I'm that awesome at everything lol

One of my favorite creators, covering one of my favorite lolcows. Appreciate it.

Chance was actually born in Alaska. His step-grandpa was in the military and moved around the country and he didn't settle in Akron until about the beginning of high school.

Only a few minutes in, but I can already tell this one is going to be a banger! Thanks as always for all of the hard work put into these videos, Mr Snowflake!

He would not even need to do much to prepare for a role as a zombie extra in a movie

Love how his rapping is the whole, “spiritual lyrical miracle,” meme personified.

“Don’t know if you can tell but I have a lazy eye” we can tell, Chance.

Mr. Snowflake - But at least he didn't let his success go to his head Cyrax- (suit and shades) WhAt uP yA'll The way you lowkey roast😁

I have a bone to pick with his trolls. All of this comedy gold and none of y'all thought to send him a cheap HD camera?

Never heard of this guy until this video. It’s as if Jason Genova and Chris Chan had a baby. Looking forward to part 2.

Oh boy, I've already gone down this rabbit hole and I'm hyped to see others fall down it too

I have seen so many clips of Cyraxx and peoples interpretation of him but this tops the lot. Well made mate. Looking forward to Part 2 😊👍

I look forward to every upload, and rewatch these videos in between. Great job, as usual. Thank you for the work you do lol

Finally a good and well made cyraxx video that gets the timeline correct. I appreciate you mr.snowflake i cant imagine all those tunes u listened to making this

Damn. I'm always amazed when you start ANOTHER new series on someone while not abandoning your other projects. Between all the people you do series' on, you must just spend all of your time watching lolcows and writing/recording/editing. Don't wear yourself down too much from the intense grind you must be on. Your health comes before video uploads. That said, I always get super excited when I see a new Mr.Snowflake episode. You're so good at seeing the human being behind the lolcows, discussing the things that could cause them to be the way they are, but also slamming them for all the awful shit they do. It's a fantastic balance you have.

He pulled a little brother move when his grandmother told him to stop and nobody wants to hear it "Yea marty!" Lmfao

We love a lolcow but I seriously hope he gets the help he needs one day. Also the MARTY! jumpscare at the end is awesome.

Love your character building in these. Like, I know what's coming but I forget even if briefly. Great stuff!

This was so well done and I love how your dry wit just zings in with subtle humor.

Glad to see you covering Cyraxx I enjoy the style you bring to these documentary type videos keep up the excellent work buddy

I've watched a few Cyraxx documentary things but never really understood anything so I'm looking forward to seeing you tackle it. I've watched your ALR series at least 3 times by now lol

Oh man I’ve been looking for this video, thank you for laying it out clearly for those of us who are just getting into this

I come back to your Cyraxx episodes so much, thanks for making them 😎

Ive been watching cyraxx off and on for awhile the way you did this video about him is the best ive seen yet your a talented guy this was like a Netflix documentary

I didn't realize I needed this information in my life. Thank you for this.

This should be great. Always appreciate the super hard work... even what jimmy does, haha. Great work, thank you all!

just started to go down the cyraxx rabbit hole and am so excited you decided to cover him!

Fun silly entertainment this afternoon for me, thank you Snowflake. Pressed play not knowing what to expect and 20 minutes in I've audibly laughed many times. I am finishing up a painting I'd been procrastinating on while I am watching so a bonus.

💯✊🏽🤟🏾 you're leading the un initiated to a great story, and you're doing it so well. I can't wait for ep 2. Also need more misfits material

21:47 u can tell he grew up with only 3 channels from a tv antenna and watched all the infomercials that run after 3am!

There's a German lolcow you might be interested in called Dragon Lord if ya like studying lolcows. Trust check that one out if you never heard of him. It's a crazy ride to watch that one

I had no idea his delusions of grandeur originated with a bump on the noggin. It sort of explains most of this. Poor breeding explains the rest.

I wondered for the longest time if you'd cover Cyraxx, always been interested in him but no one has been able to do the insanity justice until now

No joke I have notifications on and I have literally been checking for this to come out and I just saw it show up on my notifications today

This is so incredibly well done. Your humor is amazing in this series

This channel is criminally under subbed.

8:15 is as far as I've gotten...I feel so sad for him. Please break my soul by coming out with part 2 which I'm sure will slap my sympathy down where it belongs 🤣

tysm for uploading, its hard to get into the raxxo lore and this helps heaps thank you! ❤❤

I love how people probably started the vid feeling bad for him and slowly realized the plot twist that he was not the victim.

Marty enjoyed himself a little too much lol. That first video when he was arguing with him had me laughing though lol "MARTY!" "CYRAX!" without missing a beat

that moment when you were also 2 pound 2 ounces and have scoliosis but are absolutely nowhere NEAR as weird as this guy

coming into this with having never heard of this cyraxx fella, i feel like i can count on you to teach me everything i need to know lol. great video as always guys!!

Damn, great video. Another well done and well researched doc by Mr. Snowflake

"When I was born I wasn't supposed to live" God failed us

Been waiting for Cyrax for a while. He has to be my favorite lolcow of the moment haha

Good job on this content. Been a cryraxxian for a while and this is top tier coverage.

I’ve been holding off on watching other peoples videos on him because I was waiting for yours man! Did not disappoint! Thanks for another great video dude!

At the beginning Chance claimed his father went to prison the day he was born and he still doesn't know why. Later on he claims his father was in the military and after being discharged he "walked out" on Chance and his mother and then became a drug addict. Soooo....