She's gonna' look back on these sessions one day, and every fiber of her being will cringe.

"An archpriest who can create life out of nothing" Me - oh my god it's gonna be fullmetal alchemist

"Roll a 3 or you die" "Oh nooo,I don't want my character to dieee!!" "Oh-no,not like that,I mean,you die in real life"

Ever notice how the liches never know clone. Just imagine, you finally defeat the lich as he is slowly turning to dust. You grab his soul in a box and destroy it as he releases a loud death cry. And in town you meet this young wizard who needs to get to this ruin. You walk. Fight some undead, then when you get there. 20 demiplanes full of heavily armor skeletons come out as this wizards just walks right past. Sits on the throne in the center of the ruins then says "checkmate". then you cry as this God king steps on your face.

Just wait until she gets into JoJos Bizarre Adventure, Then your going to have a great Campaign

"an elephant BUILDS a staircase and out of ICE in a desert..." everyone: visible confusion

As a newbie DM, I think I'm going to take a few pages out of your sister's book and have my players face a 300 IQ Elephant

We once found a pen and paper roleplay game in a basement. At that time, we took turns at being the DM. The youngest one of us (I think ten years at that time) is still infamous for telling crazy stories while giving you everything you ask for.

Blaine: The elephant was last seen in the courtyard. Me: ha, kind of like the the elephant in that detective book my dad would read me... Blaine: And he had escaped by stacking ice cubes on each other... Me: WAIT ONE GOD DAMN MINUTE

You know, I blame me and you for my party's characters getting KOed every second session because I was foolish enough to show my DM your videos and he may or may not have found the "Movement against the golem" video a tad too amusing. I swear, the amount of times I got 6d6 blasted in my face because I was 5 feet too far away is...

"I wanna do a backflip." DM: Make an acrobatics check. "Ok." DM: If you fail, you *DIE.* "That escalated quickly."

Idk why, but I thought the elephant one had some potential. I mean, imagine if it had ice magic, and _that’s_ how it escaped. And the separate trails? Going back to a location following your first set of footprints is a legitimate strategy, if the elephant could cast magic then it seems logical to assume it could do that. I do think the story could use some more combat, and just having it come back without even escorting it is kinda missed potential. Still, she’s doing good considering her first game was memes.

would never judge a man role-playing as a little girl.....😜

I like how the characters are continuously getting less and less detailed. By my estimation your next session will feature non-descript blobs and the one after that you will all be playing a presence as in the subtle implication that someone is in fact there.

I’m dead 😂 😂 😂 this little girl is gonna be 20 with over a decade of DM experience

His ten-year-old DM video was the first video of his I ever saw

So, one thing I tended to do is to create a campaign starting similar to a pre-existing story then have the campaign spiral off from there effectively taking the starting point then turning it into a completely different story all together due to player actions and changes to the story I made myself.

This reminds me my first D&D adventure that I DMed. Story Time: The party consisting of a Fighter (Bob), a Rogue (Jeff), and a Wizard (Wizard Insane, or WI) The three players, all lvl 1, strode into town. The guards stopped them and asked their names and business. *What the DM wanted them to do: Roll charisma to make the guards let them in* What they actually did: Bob stated his name and business but Jeff and WI refused to do so. Because of this, the guard shot them. They dodged the arrows and murdered the guards. Word got around quickly and soon the king/mayor/ruler of the town's army was out and fighting. There was a long open stretch from the gates the players had breached to the open doors of the kings castle. Troops poured out in a line and got ready to attack. *DM is now frantically scrambling to create stats and a plan for how this will go* Jeff decided it would a great idea to take his clothes off and defecate on the ground. As the troops line up, Jeff asks Bob for some oil and Bob says no. They have a petty squabble that ended in both of them getting oil spawned in by the DM. Jeff lights his poop on fire and dips his arrows in it, shooting flaming poo arrows for extra damage. WI eventually casts ray of frost, causing several waves of troops to slip and fall. Eventually the group is challenged to a duel by the king and his knight. Jeff, Bob, and WI line up to fight KI and KN They had an extended duel where they killed the king first, lit several sections of the area on fire and just as they were all about to burn, WI throws a stone knife (trinket) he had for 1d4 damage and it killed the knight. With the power of flaming poo arrows and improvised knives, the three terrorists accidentally destroyed the town. (keep in mind we were all like 9 or 10 when we did this so it was the funniest thing in the world to us.) How I thought this was going to go: Party walks into town to get geared up for adventure. They buys some stuff and walk out, and then go fight some orcs/goblins or something in the forest. Typical pulp fantasy. (reality: HAHAHA NOPE)

6:28 Your sister has learned one of the most important DMing lessons: Steal from everything to make your games. 7:00 Sounds like you had a lot of fun.

Hey. She is 10 and made a fma campaign. Be proud of her

When I first heard about the escaped elephant, I was actually reminded of a children's book I had read many years ago. Now I understand why :)

It’s actually really awesome that you’re letting your sister try like that with you guys! As a new DM myself i wish my family would invest time into my campaigns so I could gain experience.

Hey you must buy your sister D&D A Young Adventurer's Guide. It's 4 book's for kids and D&D players

Imagine being in a world where 2 killer clowns aren't the scariest scenarios But rather a pun making skeleton and a meme orge t posing and forcing you to do things revolving a kids game Thank god we dont live in that world ... Right

"There was a priest that could make anything from nothing" Me and my sister: *HMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!* 😳😳

Laughing my ass offXD Not even 2 minutes in!! *roll a D6* Keep up the good work XD

Anime title: “My little sister CAN’T be our DM!?”

When I heard "And if you roll a 3 or lower... YOU DIE." I nearly died myself.

Yes part two here we goooooo!!!!

a powerful DM

Ok but the best campaigns are the ones where you realize that something doesn’t work right so you improvise and panic a bit and then your players say something and then you just kinda roll with it and after that they tell you that it was an amazing session and your just like :D

Does she play in your games as a player? Learning by observing is key. Also, the "build a staircase out of ice in the desert" thing sounds like she was being clever. Of course that means it would be inobvious how it escaped! The ice melted, you see! Not even every adult thinks through their clever plans from the beginning once they have that "aha" moment. Have you considered trying to help her design a one-shot? Sit down with her, spend time going over her ideas, asking her questions about why things are as they are, and helping her learn the mechanics?

Now this is again an amazing video to forget about my homework thank you

This was great to watch! Keep us posted on her gaming progress, please! it is so entertaining!!! My little one is around the same age and a few of my friends humor her and let her DM for them once in awhile. It is always hilarious to listen to from afar. She has a blast and it has boosted her confidence and creativity TONS!!!!

The title gave me a heart attack

Wow FMA not FMAB most people watch FMAB

I'm teaching my daughter how to DM so that one day I can have some funny stories like this.

Child DM: *Doesn't use Players hand book* Me: Confused Screaming But seriously, I would at least read part 1 of the PHB to get n idea of what to do. At least the parts relevant to your character.

Waiting for re:zero in D an D

Eventual this ship.gonna sink from the amount of people on it Please reserve me a life boat

on the one hand, early adoption can lead to mastery, on the other, without critique, growth comes slower. I think instead of giving your sis full reign, you should have worked with her to build the story with players in mind: she gives the concept, you expand it into something playable.

I searched "Homestuck" and found this. The internet is weird.

Honestly, most of these sound like they were still a blast to play! It's such an inspiration to be more willing to go outside of the box.

I enjoy that having this play while I was cleaning my room I knew immediately that the one was a FMA based one

if your sister starts watching jojo then your gonna have a bizarre adventure be ready for stand arrows,spirits with powers, and JOJO REFERENCES

I dunno if someone said this already but she's just a chaotic evil dm

Love ur vids have been subscriber for years

Man these videos are hilarious

Sans and shrek are my favorite part of the random encounter table

6:45 As soon as you started talking about an Archpriest with the power to make anything out of nothing with a "Magic ring" immediately made me think of Full metal Alchemist.

You know you're playing with a good dm when you question that if a giant yeti will appear

cant wait to see what she dose with a bigger game.

45 seconds in, we've already asked "Is this legal?!" I can't wait for the other shoe to drop. EDIT: Li'l sis did NOT disappoint!

There was one detail you forgot to mention in the last video Blind people don't have hands * attempts backflip * * painful Oof noises *

Heck yea, been waiting for this

Give her Frank Herbert's Dune and then she will have some ideas. Give her when she has 13 years.

Bro, not even going to lie, I'm almost 20, and I've been working on making overlord in dnd for the past 2 years, and dear god its going to suck if my players try to fight the wrong people

Good content!

When you've never been a dm but you actually know how to be a decent one because during all of your school break periods you continued reading the entire 5e DM guide and monster manuel as well as the player handbook

Your sister being happy that you animated her one shots despite how critical you were was so wholesome

Well, out of all the things to get turned into a dnd campaign, fullmetal alchemist is actually a pretty good one. I could easily see a campaign with custom classes set in it's world.

This child has inspired me to make a campaign for my family, spent 3 hours alone making there characters edit: We just finished, My dad is never gonna play again, My mom and my sister say they will play another campaign if its not a one shot!

As soon as he said arc priest that can creat things from nothink I new it was full metal alchemist

The ice stairs are actually genius! If you would have taken a little longer to find it, it would have melted completely and you'd have no idea what happened!

Even weird little stories like these certainly spark ideas for me; now I just need the confidence to actually look into GMing. For example, the elephant one shot was cute, but my first thought for if I were running a similar premise: the party finds the elephant, only to discover that he had been turned into a Loxodon. Awakened by the transformation too: might be willing to return to the palace, but not as a pet.

i ran a oneshot recently and i was ten then and everyone playing said it was really good for my first time dming (Also i didn't use the PHB because i didn't have one)

everyone else falls flat Blaine Simple falls with a chair to show dominance

I just really like the design of "water" animator`s character

Lol as soon as you said there was a priest with the power to create life out of nothing, I was like "Fullmetal Alchemist?" xD

"So, we played that the 'Unicorn' was just a horse with a plastic cone on its head & that Cleric Princess was dillusional." Sweetness.

I totally support the use of a Fullmetal Alchemist plotline for D&D, they’re probably my two biggest obsessions. But Cornello?! Of all the things, Cornello?!

I cant even begin to describe your 10 yo Sister. She has a future being the DM, as long as she knows HOW to DM.

5:38 Usinbg ice was actually smart, because it will quickly melt living no evidence of there ever baing a staircase there.

“Better sense of game balance.” “Doesn’t use the phb.” “Roll a d6 (for an acrobatics skill check) and if you roll 3 or less you just die.” “TPK dragon that hits the whole party” “Why do you keep replacing it’s rolls! Do you want this to take longer?” Game balance. Yup.

I love these videos, please keep making them

Well... i know its very clear what someone haves to give her for a future birthday gift... THE ACTUAL PHB of D&D and see if she can come up with something that make the tomb of horrors seems like a handicaped obstacle course

i would be so annoyed if i had to roll a d6 for that check u have a lot of patient bro lmao

7:00 "wait a second this is a plot of full metal alchemist" - the guy who made anime into dnd book

Blaine Simple rolls a new character for one shot. FBI comes busting through the door.

I’m 12 and I binged all of the rule but my dad only ever plays for 10 mins

LOL, i knew about it being full metal alchemist as soon as the life from nothing thing was told

Actually, I find her inspiring. I've played on and off for decades but always felt absolutely intimidated by the DM's Ive had to ever consider trying for the usual fear of failure. That she could design a workable, albeit utterly unorthodox, quest to while away some time just having fun, is confidence building for me. Thanks for sharing....loved the wolf howls from that other video...too cute!!!

Imagine that your sis was a meta DM... Or if she knew what its a war campaing.

I’ve had a 12 year old dm and while their dnd wasn’t spot on, they actually had a plot and some good story. I was kind of invested.

I recommend you teach her about upgrade orbs. I have seen crazy combos of orbs, self application, and application to magic items. Things went nuts. Vaccum lightsaber and randomagic boom halberd

I think it's quite inspiring to know that your campain doesn't need to be perfect to have fun.

Full Metal Alchemist except instead of a short man and a cool haunted suit of armor, you have chaotic bois

1:07 Who brings a 3 page backstory to a one-shot? 1:18 Ok, my fault, commented before the complete run of the video

I just gave the last week my players a one shot of KAMEN RIDER in D&D. Its was freaking epic and they were all basically OC riders linked to oficial universes who fought in very funny situation and make the most crazy ass fights.

1:09 Damn. I wanted to read that. Only read half of it 6:51 I was just by "probably F-" (sees ring) "def-" (sees pidgeon. Pauses. Goes to comment section) "Calling it" (writes the above and this) "That is most certainly episode one of Fullmetal Alchemist. Calling it now".

Shi I was about to comment the fact that it was a children's book. neat fact. It was just a normal king and the wall had a hill going up the other side making it possible for the elephant to escape

I LOVE PUFFIN FOREST!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MENTIONING HIM!!!!!!

She is awsome. Great video! I would love a part 3.

At least she is interested in dnd, one day she would be a great dm, you can't expect to much from a 10 years old Give her some more years and help her out a little, young minds are pretty random and fun, play with that ;)

For the 100k special I’m hoping to finally see your Rem body pillow in video

"Are you absoloutely sure you want to aim for the tree?"

I think it's great that your sister learns to DM at this age, I think she will learn a lot from this experience

D&D + Fullmetal Alchemist? That fricking awesome!

I started as a DM. I was 10-11. People thought I was pretty good (all my male cousins played; they are all at least 2 years older than me). I remember there was a spider-king as the bad-guy, and that they had to improvise all their equipment because they began as prisoners or something. They were definitely inside a dungeon of some sort, for the whole thing and their goal was to *exit* it, only now I can see how innovative that was... It ended with them seeing the sky above.

One day I am going to cave in and watch Full Metal Alchemist. But not this day...