I learned something today: Jake Gylllenhaal with a mouth full of cookies sounds like Adam Sandler.

Don't bitch out on me on this cookie thing.😂

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"B!tch, I always got crumbs on me! That ain't suspicious at all!" That killed me. 😂

SNL is at its best when the concept is just something unhinged.

So this is Cookie Monster out of costume.

Who knew jake would go full tim Robinson in this sketch i sure didn't 😂.

Jake is always great on SNL because he COMMITS. There's a big difference between the actors who totally phone it in and don't try and the ones who actually treat it like the job it is. Bravo, Jake!

AW MY NECK? IN MY NECK YOU DO IT? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

You can tell Tim Robinson has been a big influence on Andrew Dismukes

Jake shoving his fingers down Andrew’s throat is so funny 😂 I forgot it wasn’t real

Well that’s the way the cookie crumbled.

he sounds like gilbert gottfried at 2:45 when he says "bitch i always got crumbs on me."

This is going to be a SEVERLY underrated sketch. It’s so simple but so well writes and performed so well!!!

Jake's reminding me of Robert DeNiro in Meet the Parents.

More of Andrew in these crazy situations with strangers please LOL

The writing has really shined this last season. I'm 48 but the absurdity of Gen Z comedy must be right up my alley.

that ''B@tch i always got crumbs on me'' killed me dead from laughter.

PSA: Never administrate an epipen to the neck. Outer thigh please. That needle ain’t no joke

Honestly this scene could have been like 17 minutes longer with the dad keeping bringing up the cookie and it wouldn't get old.

This sketch feels like it was written by my 8yo nephew and i love it.

Dad did stick his hand down the guy's throat, so he actually should be having an allergic reaction

Jake being threatening kinda makes him even hotter.

Andrew really is a dark horse in SNL with fun sketches like this and the self confidence skecth

3:32 - 3:52 had me in literal tears! Fantastic physical comedy!

"Bitch I always got crumbs on me, that suspecious at all" and "in my neck?!? In my neck u do it?!?"were definitely standout lol moments

This one looks like a sketch that would have been on “I think you should leave “

This is a stupid skit but Jake absolutely kills this performance 😂😂😂😂😂

This is an I Think You Should Leave sketch.

I think these couples sketches in the beginning are Andrew’s sweet spot

Heidi Gardner is amazing 😍

THe sketch seems like it was written by Tim Robinson. I know it wasn't, but comes off like an ITYSL sketch.

The Epi pen at the end! LOL!!!!

Funny how hilarious yet relatable this sketch is lol 😆 😂 🤣

Cookies are a beloved home cooked treat and nothing more

I always wondered what became of Egon from the Ghostbusters.

Jake with those cookies: “It’s free real estate.”

"Don't bitch out on me" LMAO

Jake wrote this on his final day of strict training for Road House 😂😂😂

Why did she make peanut butter cookies when the bf was allergic? lol

Cookie Monster would love this

Tim Robinson's legacy at SNL lives on

Jake Gyllenhaal is a natural comedy actor, his SNL appearances are great!

Jake Gyllenhaal and Adam Driver are my favourite actors who come to SNL and act their roles effortlessly❤👏

The dad is actually played by Donnie Darko 😂

Jake was magnificent - didn't look even once at a cue card.

I feel like one of the writers is really dealing with the concept of marriage/engagements. The Ryan Gosling sketch a couple weeks ago with all the whispering was awesome, too. I hope they keep dealing with their personal dilemma in this fashion. I dig it.

I love these premises when they make a big deal out of a common scenario.

Dad loves his cookies more than his daughter

So relatable. All husbands are scared of their wives 😂😂😂

"I couldnt marry anyone with a peanut allergy." Mr. Peanut

This is a great fucking prank to play on a future son in law lmao

This is by far one of the best sketches SNL has ever produced

“Can I talk to you in the kitchen?” You ARE in the kitchen 😂

Andrew Dismukes was shining in this sketch!

Jake sticking his fingers down Andrew's throat was the funniest!

He's a damn cookie monster!

Dismukes is quickly becoming a favourite for me - he took a little while to find it, but it's nice to get cast members with a specific comic voice and style rather than just jack of all trades and impressions - The Jumanji skit and this are great, and im sure he was involved in the writing.

Mark of a great episode: an Andrew Dismukes sketch with 4 people sitting in a house

Had his back on that cookie

Fun fact: There have been more SNL skits about parents meeting child's boyfriend/girlfriend than actual instances in real life of parents meeting child's boyfriend/girlfriend.

I rearrange the cookies so it does not look like one is missing 🤫

That was intense acting. Reminds me of _Brokeback Mountain_ .

I was so happy at first, once I saw that finally there is someone else who eats cookies with such a passion, same as I. Then I realized, oh this is a comedy video.....

Im the same way with my wife's cookies. BUT DON'T TELL A GOD DAMN SOUL!

This was like an “I think you should leave skit”

"I think you should leave" vibes.

I like that it still had a sweet ending.

This feels like a scene from a mid 2000s Ben Stiller movie.

The way Jake says “tha cookie” 🍪😂

This is one of the funniest things SNL has done in a long time well outside of that Beavis and Butthead thing:-)

Man, Jake went all in for SNL.

That took a dark turn and I'm here for it.

Wife and mom of two great guys who are deathly allergic to peanuts-can TOTALLY relate!! Great little skit!!

Tim Robinson guest writing this week?

Always happy when Andrew gets a chance to shine

It's so good when a guest doesn't have to read off the cards constantly and can really commit to the acting and the role.

Andrew's so good at making me feel single and want for a husband in his relationship sketches haha

This skit was so good, jake is a phenomenal actor❤

Jakes face when he sees Chris admits to the cookie was great 😂

Lol , anyone else felt Christopher Walken vibes when he made the pact and threatened the boyfriend 😂

Picture this as an Irish family and then it'll be just like my grandparents 🤣🤣🤣

this feels like an i think you should leave sketch omg

Nice work. Thanks for the laugh.

"Don't bitch out on me!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This was a great skit, great writing-I actually found it to be pretty funny! 🤣🍪🤣

“I Think You Should Leave” vibes for sure. I want to see Tim Robinson do this.

This sketch is so chaotic like the jumaji skit by kristen wiig 😂

"don't bitch out on me" 😂😂😂

Jake's acting feels so natural. he's really good

That Kandinsky is painfully on point.

Finally Jake gets his chance to portray Leonard Bernstein.

Dismukes had JG's fingers in his mouth, and now he can't quit him.

This sketch was really funny. This and the Fashion one.

This very much has a Tim Robinson vibe to it.

Jake Gyllenhaal's acting is the finest ever performed on any SNL skit. He is a great one

haha he fully committed to this bit

ok but why have I developed such a crush on Andrew Dismukes 😂 he’s so freaking cute

Jake is so cute 😊. I wonder how SNL manages to get all these great actors and not end up broken 🤔

I literally act the same way around cookies because i like them so much it feels illegal simetimes.