Dad Jokes Compilation! Did You Get All of These?

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10 ай бұрын

This is another compilation of jokes we filmed back in the earlier days, but that never quite made it to KZfaq for some reason (that reason being we didn't have any idea what we were doing).
Hope you enjoy! Let us know what you think or if you've got any special requests in the comments below!
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@jnorris8649 10 ай бұрын

Holy hell… The land-mine prayer mat one was epic. That one’s going in the toolbox.

@HannahRoot55 8 ай бұрын

Norris 👋

@scotianman77 10 ай бұрын

OMG guys! 😂 So many new good ones! I’ll add’em to my dad-a-base later!

@NPC_JBfive 10 ай бұрын

Ouch. That's good

@matejtanko5117 10 ай бұрын

This deserves more likes

@Last_Chance. 10 ай бұрын

Meh......

@MichaelFox-hq2vz 10 ай бұрын

😅😅😅😅

@jubbjubbs4 10 ай бұрын

That landmine joke was top tier😂😂

@phnelson033 10 ай бұрын

I can infer the basic premise from the punchline, but I do not have the foggiest idea what Mitch said they were "disguised as"

@lucastoffels4530 10 ай бұрын

@@phnelson033as prayer mats

@lucvandijk1930 10 ай бұрын

@@phnelson033landmines disguised as prayer mats

@AbDirkie 10 ай бұрын

@@lucvandijk1930 Yes, and then add prophets instead of profits.

@phnelson033 10 ай бұрын

@@lucvandijk1930 Definitely makes more sense than "permits" -- thanks

@TheJachega 10 ай бұрын

Congrats from Portugal, chaps. your jpkes and videos are what makes my day. keep up the good work.

@bubzilla6137 10 ай бұрын

Lol! 🤣😂 Got some new ones, some we've heard before but even the repeats are worth hearing again. In all honesty, I get just as much joy and laughter from all your reactions as I do from the jokes themselves. Please never stop doing these! 👏👏👏 Thank you for throwing an extra one in here from time to time. You all are amazing and I appreciate all of you! 🙂💙

@dubio77 9 ай бұрын

I love when Matt suppresses a laugh - it’s this awkward snickering

@alecscaba 4 ай бұрын

Uncle Ruckus from the boondocks!! Hahahahaha 🤣

@simonpoole2635 10 ай бұрын

Two Irish men on a train, One man says aww look at that beautiful forest! The other says I would, if it wasn't for all those F'n trees!

@HannahRoot55 8 ай бұрын

Poole

@1one3_Racing 10 ай бұрын

I use a variation of Leigh's joke almost every week at work. "Make like the Lion King and Mufasa!"

@justinjermyn7875 10 ай бұрын

My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday……I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.

@tahoemike5828 10 ай бұрын

Eloise broke Jana! Twice!!

@renemuller5114 10 ай бұрын

The M & M's joke was one of my favorites 🤣🤣🤣

@RealAndySkibba 10 ай бұрын

Love these

@yesloow 10 ай бұрын

Eloise has really improved holding her laugh back which is kind of a shame because she has an awesome laugh. But Leigh, if he starts laughing, I don’t know how anybody can keep from laughing once he goes.

@NPC_JBfive 10 ай бұрын

Nice! Adding some of these to my usage.

@HannahRoot55 8 ай бұрын

Hi 👋

@EvilTwin559 10 ай бұрын

My cowboy training isn't going too well. It's taking a while to learn the ropes.

@WeGotTheChocolates 10 ай бұрын

Hahaha love it

@FindingAmerica 10 ай бұрын

That episode went by way too fast. Great job guys and thanks for the laughs!

@4LayersOfStrength 10 ай бұрын

"Mufasster...DiddleySquats... ReptileDisfuntion"

@russellcopp6968 10 ай бұрын

3 men walked into a bar; the fourth one ducked

@HannahRoot55 8 ай бұрын

Copp

@ShadowStrike28 10 ай бұрын

4:20 what a perfect time to take it to that level of dark.

@ravenchunter 10 ай бұрын

Jana is slipping, mate. She used to be stone cold.

@baggetja1234 10 ай бұрын

Having a baby will do that, assuming “she still has the baby”

@ravenchunter 10 ай бұрын

@@baggetja1234 🤣🤣

@humpy125 10 ай бұрын

Profits through the roof! Classic😂

@AbDirkie 10 ай бұрын

Prophets actually, right? Otherwise the pun wouldn't work.

@humpy125 10 ай бұрын

@@AbDirkie it's a homophone , so how it is spelt doesn't matter

@simonpoole2635 10 ай бұрын

Whats brown and sticky? A stick!

@FuzzyWCTX 10 ай бұрын

Definition of suprise. A fart with a lump in it.

@ourv9603 10 ай бұрын

The purpose of the little toe is to locate furniture. !

@afischer8327 10 ай бұрын

This one is epic. Mostly harmless and inoffensive Dad jokes, apart from the landmine one. Watch and enjoy, with a beer or several.

@aid037 10 ай бұрын

Great content as always guys, and hello Gode looking at the comments

@Nako3 10 ай бұрын

Planet Earth enters a room and sees Mars and Jupiter playing videogames so he says: "Why are you guys playing games all day long?" Which they replied: "Because we have no life."

@phnelson033 10 ай бұрын

Nice. Seems that Eloise is a bit of an unsung stud with this joke action...top notch effort from her 🤘

@jackheripper816unknown8 9 ай бұрын

What do Wombats and Chainsaws have in common ? They both F**k up trees.

@adambriggs22 10 ай бұрын

If we submit jokes in the comments would you guys read them in a video? 2 Dyslexics run into a bank and yell "AIR IN THE HANDS MOTHER STICKERS, THIS IS A FUCK UP"

@HannahRoot55 8 ай бұрын

Hey Adam

@Alemiha Ай бұрын

Fuck, that broke me

@ChidiyaSethi 10 ай бұрын

Loved it!😂It’s funny how one manages to successfully stifle a laugh at some real good ones and then the stupidest,most lame and light weight joke gets u and all the pent up laughter from the earlier jokes comes rushing out😅It was the “light blue” joke for me 🤪.That “Plagiarism” joke was a real goodun.❤from India 🇮🇳

@willythemailboy2 9 ай бұрын

A better version of the "walked into a bar" joke. Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

@eldonhoward7925 10 ай бұрын

Funny! 😃

@HannahRoot55 8 ай бұрын

Howard 👋

@richardcarbone7075 10 ай бұрын

We need @daddy back on the dad jokes video lol

@WeGotTheChocolates 10 ай бұрын

He was probably in Bali for this one

@sourabhmayekar3354 10 ай бұрын

Nice

@divarachelenvy 10 ай бұрын

we want more of these with new jokes...

@leftblank131 10 ай бұрын

How does an astronaut mow the lawn? DUH, they have AstroTurf.

@kosmobutler 10 ай бұрын

I’m going crazy trying to understand the red apple green apple one lol

@gblakev 10 ай бұрын

I think that was the point.

@shreediculous 10 ай бұрын

me tooo aaah

@SilenceIsFoo 9 ай бұрын

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyway.

@stephentroyer3831 9 ай бұрын

I tried garage sailing once, but it sank. Alternatively: I went garage sailing once, my garage is still at the bottom of the lake.

@HannahRoot55 8 ай бұрын

Troyer😂

@robn71 10 ай бұрын

I'm surprised Leigh didn't know the answer to the lazy people one, as we all know how on the ball he is when doing things for your pod cast's.

@andrewhasso14 9 ай бұрын

Can someone explain the apple joke to me @ 2:56 please? (what's the resemblance between a red apple and a green apple?). I don't get it?

@HannahRoot55 8 ай бұрын

Hi 👋

@hanstusk1731 10 ай бұрын

More and new please....

@CosminNecula 10 ай бұрын

What is the difference between a chicken? I has both legs equal, especially the left one. Why is a crocodile more green than long Because he is green both along and across, but is long only along Why is a crocodile more long than green? Because he is green only on the back side but is long on both sides

@raafmaat 10 ай бұрын

what was the landmine joke? 4:19 , landmines disguised as bremmets? i cant figure out what word he is saying lol

@msclrhd 10 ай бұрын

prayer mats

@Spreadsheets_and_pizza 10 ай бұрын

Prayer mats

@AbDirkie 10 ай бұрын

Prayer mats, hence the PROPHETS going through the roof ;)

@raafmaat 10 ай бұрын

@@AbDirkie thanks, for some reason i kept hearing it wrong!

@FuzzyWCTX 10 ай бұрын

Yall vs YeahMad!

@Absfor30 10 ай бұрын

I was taking jungling classes? maybe juggling classes would have worked better...

@HannahRoot55 8 ай бұрын

Wayne Andrew 👋

@williamtanner9740 9 ай бұрын

Why did the dyslexic keep failing at suicide? He kept running out behind the bus.

@HannahRoot55 8 ай бұрын

Hey Tanner 👋

@Angelsilhouette 10 ай бұрын

I don't get the red and green apple one.

@jadanejda9674 10 ай бұрын

It's just about subverting expectations. Like, what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. There's no real answer, but it wasn't what you expected. The apple one is also about stating the obvious, because you never believe that to be the answer, as there usually would be a clever punchline. Like, what's brown and sticky? A stick. Or, what's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

@kosmobutler 10 ай бұрын

But how can they both be red if one’s green?

@SverigeiSverige 10 ай бұрын

@@kosmobutlerExcept!

@kaeoss4478 10 ай бұрын

I still don’t get the pilot one

@lukesefton5050 10 ай бұрын

The two meanings in that one is pilot: someone who fly's a plane and pilot: the term for the first/test episode of a show.

@unperrier5998 10 ай бұрын

The Frenchman said "wait"... I did not get this one. Can someone care to explain? Thanks.

@Spreadsheets_and_pizza 10 ай бұрын

He said “Oui” (Wii)

@Dwayne_Bearup 10 ай бұрын

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk? And udder failure.

@sparkyUK 9 ай бұрын

3:27 come on guys get smaller mics - can't see the attempts to not laugh! 😄

@WeGotTheChocolates 9 ай бұрын

Hahaha yeah we have sorted this now 😂

@kaldo_kaldo 9 ай бұрын

Wait, Leigh and Skin are different people??

@Pdirac9 10 ай бұрын

What do you call an overweight person who talks to the dead? A Large

@paulgal 9 ай бұрын

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his arse

@Rose-jz6ix 10 ай бұрын

😄😳😲😀👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

@kallamamran 10 ай бұрын

No more re-posts please. New material please! :)

@WeGotTheChocolates 10 ай бұрын

These are all jokes that haven’t been in our longer videos before 😂

@kallamamran 10 ай бұрын

@@WeGotTheChocolates Then many of them has been in shorts right!? Because I'm dead certain I have seen many of them before... Keep it up! :D I'll keep watching and I'll keep laughing :D

@WeGotTheChocolates 10 ай бұрын

@@kallamamran haha you might be right there