Over an Hour of Father's Day Jokes

Over an Hour of Father's Day Jokes - Comedy Dynamics

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11 ай бұрын

Over an Hour of Father's Day Jokes from Comedy Dynamics - Featuring Nate Bargatze, Dan Cummins, Andrew Santino, Steve Trevino, Tom Papa, Jesus Trejo, Marc Maron, Tone Bell, Godfrey, Bryan Callen, Billy Gardell, Adam Ferrara, Josh Gondelman, Michael Yo, Craig Shoemaker, Jim Breuer, Nick Thune, and more.
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@moonstar68jr 2 ай бұрын

I had to say the now I lay me prayer as a child, too!

@drewb5845 8 ай бұрын

Let me pull on my body in peace! 😂

@Pipernga 7 ай бұрын

My son couldn’t say his Rs until I taught him to say “grrrrr”! Proud father moment there.

@drake6sermos665 6 ай бұрын

Priceless!

@roadlesstraveled34 6 ай бұрын

That's so terrific! I might steal that if I may. My son is 4 and can't get Rr and a couple others. But he SO enjoys all things that growl!😅

@moonstar68jr 2 ай бұрын

My son couldn't say his R's either. They used animal phonics, so "Wedgie Wooster" is what we heard, lol!

@lisam8044 Ай бұрын

Awesome, I am telling my gf this to help her son thanx

@lipgloss7636 8 ай бұрын

They just walk around looking at architecture LOL!

@BekOne88Trades 5 ай бұрын

Lmao

@andyartmaster101 6 ай бұрын

The dad with the DVDs sounds adorable. Im thinking about going back to physical media

@KiwiBirb63 5 ай бұрын

Me too, heck what with the streaming devices becoming cable tv by putting in ads in the movies.. exactly what I was trying to avoid by buying a service 😂

@rrun2life 5 ай бұрын

And I kinda want those secret jeans 😩😂

@LifeOfKells 10 ай бұрын

Not a dad bod, a “you’re not my dad” bod😭😭😭😂

@robins.9700 8 ай бұрын

LOL my mom used to have me say the "now i lay me down to sleep" prayer every night before bedtime so when this was talked about i was howling with laughter haha

@celinegreytaylor 6 ай бұрын

Mine too! Insane

@needfoolthings 4 ай бұрын

My grandma did something similar, only in german and gaving me clasp my duckie on my chest.

@IpseDixit69 3 ай бұрын

Make that me 3! 😂

@pamelaleung6352 Ай бұрын

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@pamelaleung6352 Ай бұрын

@@needfoolthings0000000😊😊😊😊😊

@kitsunelee007 10 ай бұрын

Ok I feel called out about the pants. I'm a female Gen X'er who is STILL wearing my same exact jeans from the 90's and you can't even see my feet when I wear them! I could smuggle an entire buffet in my jeans and no one would know! Comfort is all I care about. I'm happily married.

@cjjones6264 7 ай бұрын

lol. me too! I had to look up and make sure that wasn't my son talking ish about me!!! 😅🤣😂

@homeownerwithacombover 5 ай бұрын

Remember JNCO's 😂? The wide leg style was obscenely wide, but somehow very cool.

@IpseDixit69 3 ай бұрын

Love my wide legged jeans. 😂 Hardest part for me was finding them long enough. 😂

@kitsunelee007 3 ай бұрын

@@IpseDixit69 as a freakishly tall person myself I feel your pain....yet another reason why I hang onto my pants as long as humanly possible. Why the hell do women's clothing not have an inseam size?! Everything should have an inseam size!

@ula6222 12 күн бұрын

What goes around, comes around. Hang onto your wardrobe and if you're no longer interested in writing it again, sell it as *Vintage*!

@ImNotaRussianBot 3 ай бұрын

Wide jeans, DVD dad is the most adorable dad ever

@InservioLetum 8 ай бұрын

I am definitely the second guy's dad.

@cjjones6264 7 ай бұрын

Me too! 😅🤣😂

@MinetteFarrar-ei8wv 9 ай бұрын

That was an awesome compilation! 😅

@RachelSarahThomas 8 ай бұрын

Who is the second comedian??? So good ❤😂

@karengrossi4742 4 ай бұрын

I think it's Tone Bell

@cookie5335 9 ай бұрын

These guys were great. Thanks for making me laugh

@karenrhoads1598 10 ай бұрын

Now I lay me down to sleep.....I thought I was the only kid who knew this 😂😂😂

@InservioLetum 8 ай бұрын

Of course. Only one that heard about crucifixion, crusades, witchburning, the dark ages, the whole shabang. Neeeever happened, that was just your mother's imagination

@BekOne88Trades 5 ай бұрын

5'7" Filipino man 😂

@macgirl1231 11 ай бұрын

Love this❤!!!😂

@rithprum 9 ай бұрын

His mom sounds like Jo koy moms. 😮

@needfoolthings 4 ай бұрын

The hardest howling laugh flash in a long time was earned by Bryan Callen when the hornet "started running towards [him]". Reminded me of Lorelai Gilmore's encounter with a spider which she though had a gun and came by car with its gang.

@ashleyparks1738 4 ай бұрын

My DVDs and VHS are grouped by actors too!😆😆😆🙌

@dmisso42 11 ай бұрын

Heard a new one the other day. AFRID Avoidance/Restrictive Food Intake Disorder, which the Doctors describe as having "a failure to meet nutritional needs." We used to call that "Starving".

@arianajessie420 11 ай бұрын

ARFID

@sanbii942 11 ай бұрын

not to be a killjoy but coming from someone with this, its more than a failure to meet nutritional needs.

@vallerirogers2567 10 ай бұрын

Acronyms for everything. Kinda like redefining words in the dictionary to fit whatever narrative those fucks are pushing.

@BekOne88Trades 5 ай бұрын

@@sanbii942what is it?

@stevegorr4262 9 ай бұрын

Growing up my sister had a speech impediment with the letter "R" so every time she said purse you are was not present. So when she wanted us to hand her her purse that's not what she was asking of me.

@josephcummings4205 6 ай бұрын

😊lmao I think I know what you mean 😂😂 what state/city/ country you grow up in? And your family dynamic growing up? Does it feel awkward or did it feel awkward? Also are you an older brother/ sibling, that would know what word that sounded like?

@needfoolthings 4 ай бұрын

Are you maybe just English? The impediment might be the rest of your family's, not your sister's.

@ula6222 12 күн бұрын

At aged 4-5, Mom began to have me kneel beside my bed, head bowed, hands in perfect formation , eyes squinched shut and methodically repeat the prayer. Thankfully, I was not really aware of the meaning of this prayer,.only that my mother stood behind me and I knew that after she would tuck me in and kiss my forehead. A fond memory....

@tarjakangas6681 9 ай бұрын

Shaky legs I don't know about but cramps in your calf say you are lacking magnesium,I am a registered nurse and it has happened to me bur love your take on it

@greyscapeentertainment4816 18 күн бұрын

Who is the Italian guy with the angry dad? I want to see more of his stuff. 😂

@TheJudeAustin 7 ай бұрын

Wait a minute, is this not the Starbucks cup dude?

@TheJudeAustin 7 ай бұрын

29 minutes in lol

@teronward7570 4 ай бұрын

Most ironic and funny part of show to me 1:05:32 🤣Low hanging fruit.

@robinright825 2 ай бұрын

Ack! I used to have to say the exact same prayer at bedtime - on my knees, next to the bed. Now I lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah... I also used to feel a little freaked out by the - if I die before I wake part. When my kids were little I changed the bedtime prayer up a little bit (so as not to TRAUMATIZE them!!!) Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep (ok so far, no intentional child abuse happening) - here's the new version --- Guard me Jesus through the night , and wake me with the morning light. POW - NO THERAPY NEEDED BY AGE 5 or 6!!! Feel free to use the new version if you'd like.

@lawrencemaweu 10 ай бұрын

Wow...this is awesome...

@deserthillbilly64 8 ай бұрын

Tom Pappa lol

@lelehuna68 2 ай бұрын

Love these guys!!😂

@SketchybrainD 2 ай бұрын

Rolling your sandwich meat, staggering thin cut cheese, mixing the Mayo and mustard together and a little finely chopped onion, ! It levels up a sandwich more than you would think Step up your sandwich game. If you’re making it for later. Butter the bread first

@samanthagreen5535 10 ай бұрын

😂great lineup 😊😅

@moonstar68jr 2 ай бұрын

The Jean DVD guy was funny!

@Stillveryhuman 4 ай бұрын

I wasn’t looking, so I thought the guy with the beanie was George Lopez, before I came to check my phone haha

@MelancholicFools 11 ай бұрын

Not a minute late

@the-original-ghost 2 ай бұрын

I thought everyone filded there DVDs by actor.Lol

@WiMediaz 9 ай бұрын

12:30

@ZeusTube. 11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj 10 күн бұрын

12:30 The really fucked-up thing is that that prayer came about because kids that age used to die in their sleep ALL THE TIME. Go to an old cemetery some time.

@marrydruli 6 ай бұрын

Who's the guy at 43:18 ?

@bcaadi22 6 ай бұрын

Billy Gardell

@marrydruli 6 ай бұрын

@@bcaadi22 really?

@marrydruli 6 ай бұрын

@@bcaadi22I found him, it's actually Billy Gardell 😊

@graysonbrockamp1787 6 ай бұрын

Who is the first comic???? ❤❤❤

@BekOne88Trades 5 ай бұрын

Neal I think

@BekOne88Trades 5 ай бұрын

Nate Bargatze

@riflt6088 2 ай бұрын

Whats the comics name? 34:00

@kenyagamboa4571 3 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@gwendolynmares9072 10 ай бұрын

who is this guy 43:43

@CyberColossus 6 ай бұрын

I need to know as well

@ELWi81 4 ай бұрын

1:51 1:51 I know materialistic people too. They are the ones not to trust. 2:38

@Jean-un2or Ай бұрын

Who is 39:00?

@writingresearch 5 ай бұрын

Who's the comedian @46:30?

@chibdev4685 3 ай бұрын

What is the name of the comedian who spoke about his dad becoming a small filipino man 😂??

@davincisghost9228 11 ай бұрын

So who is the 20 year old dufus who thinks his parents generation didn't understand abstract art? Faaarrk!

@user-ot4sd5cr9t 5 ай бұрын

That guy was horrible.

@Roxy_rich 6 ай бұрын

Bruh they have ads every 3 minutes wtf

@KiwiBirb63 5 ай бұрын

KZfaq premium is one of the best buys to get these days, I haven't seen an ad in over 2 years. If I thought the Skip Ad 15 second ads were bad then I can't imagine how it is now

@staceywooddell3181 6 ай бұрын

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@SephiraSe 5 ай бұрын

Yah the joke about the mom the only one laughing at the guys jokes, he probably never got anything after that, because of his mom Hint Hint.

@drsingingeagle 5 ай бұрын

WTF is "nucular" physics? @23:48

@lizgarcia9120 4 ай бұрын

It’s obvious he said “nuclear” physics. Maybe the spelling was wrong for the captioning?

@bikeradam Ай бұрын

If your child calls you a mother f'r, just remind them of who's mother it is that your F'n 😮

@melbamartinez2183 Ай бұрын

MR . B lack is right about the NYY Franchise. I've seen workout equup. They donated to nearest HS IT WAS OLD/DIRTY I've seen better ones in the garbage.

@theregularfolks1723 6 ай бұрын

Who is the guy that told the shi tter joke?

@PapaBear19874 10 ай бұрын

Now I lay me down to sleep beside my bed a gun I keep if I awaken your inside of corners ran over your last how that for a remake

@user-ot4sd5cr9t 5 ай бұрын

Mexican guy wasn’t great. I’ve heard variations of all those jokes for years and years. Especially the ripped jeans one really that joke is older than dirt.

@MaartenOosterbaan 4 ай бұрын

Sorry, but I hate it when Gen Z or fellow Millennials say stupid stuff....abstract Art!!? that's NOT a recent thing....Mondriaan....helloooow..

@kksmommy 8 ай бұрын

Why tf is showing up with your mom “a red flag” I go places with my son all the time because I rock with him and we have an awesome bond. Buuuut I’m first to tell him “do better” or “nope try again” soooo that’s lame!

@TanjiroKoto Ай бұрын

hmmm... its ok. a lot of cringe moments, but its oukay...

@maryrosekent8223 11 ай бұрын

Given that your father is a nuclear physicist, you should know how to properly pronounce nu-clee-ur.

@mikeparkes4811 2 ай бұрын

Why do people laugh at everything stupid It’s fake laughter Just stupid mentality

@NecoMimi43 9 ай бұрын

I'm so tired of comedians getting up and explaining how much they deeply hate being around their spouse.

@needfoolthings 4 ай бұрын

Which ones of these do?

@codyallensiebert 11 ай бұрын

It’s like a who’s who of horrible comedy

@kurtiswoods1663 11 ай бұрын

I saw Dan, and it started with Nate. So unless it's terrible for an hour, no.

@Itsant33 11 ай бұрын

It's early Nate bargatze when he was at his best so I can't say it's the worst

@estyron27858 11 ай бұрын

Wow thanks for your valuable input 👍 🙂

@tomperry1048 11 ай бұрын

@@estyron27858 ... Maggots are baby flys.

@genesauter4755 10 ай бұрын

Ok Cody you go do a better job if not shut up and enjoy

@genesauter4755 10 ай бұрын

Yoo Cody go do a better job if not cry in the closet