Dad Jokes VS Tom Segura's Jokes

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Dad Jokes VS Tom Segura's Jokes - YMH Highlight

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Tom Segura and Christina P. come up on a video of a dad completely losing it at a simple dad joke. Tom wishes he could laugh that hard at something so simple. to demonstrate, he delivers two absolutely psychotic scenario's that leave Christina speechless and Tom in tears. Would you go on a date with OJ Simpson? How about Casey Anthony? Is Tom a psycho? Do you think his jokes are funnier than the dad joke? Let us know in the comments!
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@thefinestgames 6 жыл бұрын

"I killed my daughter" *wheezes aggressively* *turns red*

@eli8444 6 жыл бұрын

Atlas Marvel "Killed my *fuckin* daughter"

@thorodinson7860 4 жыл бұрын

christine gives the jim from the office look at the camera. 🤣

@ERoBB1 4 жыл бұрын

The delivery absolutely killed me.

@justinstevenson2061 4 жыл бұрын

Man he’s not right, in the right way

@constipatedlecher 4 жыл бұрын

Nothing makes me laugh harder than my girlfriend not laughing at my jokes.

@callanc3925 4 жыл бұрын

Its gotten to the point where I try to make myself laugh and not her

@tobyscustoms4813 4 жыл бұрын

My wife doesn’t get jokes ever it’s awesome

@normanladdleschnitzel1928 3 жыл бұрын

I have a joke that i never thought was funny until i annoyed my girl to hell with it.

@Naught359 3 жыл бұрын

Helps when you're an Incel.

@imjustapancake3188 3 жыл бұрын

@@tobyscustoms4813 6% of the human population genuinely has no sense of humor, I wonder if your wife is one? That’s actually kinda cool, it becomes a challenge making those people laugh. It feels amazing when you can get them to laugh hard lmao

@dexteranderson7035 5 жыл бұрын

Tom: 🤣 Christina: 😐 Tom: 🤣🤣🤣 Christina: 😑 Tom: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jheymann69 4 жыл бұрын

LOLOL

@russBwright 4 жыл бұрын

NPC #1997 why tf are you copying

@westropptay7388 4 жыл бұрын

Russ Wright he’s a npc dude what do you expect?

@vToneehh 2 жыл бұрын

christine*

@PLF... 2 жыл бұрын

One sad emoji and 10 squares - gotcha

@MrNumaNuma13 6 жыл бұрын

Christine looks so disappointed in you with the Casey Anthony joke

@mizzou19 6 жыл бұрын

she looked at the camera like Jim from The Office

@Artist_Rafael 6 жыл бұрын

lol

@WadeWilsonDP 6 жыл бұрын

She's always disappointed. That joke was amazing. Made me cry.

@Vismis 6 жыл бұрын

You must be new here lol. She always looks at him like that

@vahyalakwaga5428 5 жыл бұрын

It's fucking priceless....😂😂😂

@savannahp6359 6 жыл бұрын

Christina's reaction to Brendan's son's name was hilarious

@fembots 6 жыл бұрын

Robert Huppie right 😹 in mommy Tina’s defense .... tiger is a stupid ass name

@r2droo2 6 жыл бұрын

Her name is Christine get it right

@str8todamoney 6 жыл бұрын

How does Brendan not see that his kid is 100% gonna get bullied for that name?

@savannahp6359 6 жыл бұрын

str8todamoney he'll probably know how to fight tho so whatevs

@greetthemind 5 жыл бұрын

Marj H Hahahah she was like well shit I guess that happened. No turning back now

@Premixer112 6 жыл бұрын

Find someone that makes you as happy as serial killers and watching other people get hurt makes Tom.

@prettyruude1 5 жыл бұрын

Sebastian Clemmons I don’t understand anything

@Flipindabird23 5 жыл бұрын

Whoever found you needs to find someone with better grammar.

@jsil_ 4 жыл бұрын

I've tried to read this correctly so many times

@smokedoutpositivesquad9463 4 жыл бұрын

Jimi Silva and

@jsil_ 4 жыл бұрын

john g What do you mean?

@Calilou52 5 жыл бұрын

Christinas discomfort brings Tom joy which brings me even more joy lol

@hausmell 5 жыл бұрын

When Tom breaks a real laugh it’s one of the most wholesome things in the world no matter what he’s laughing at

@coralreefer4602 6 жыл бұрын

I love how he's crying laughing the entire video but just before it ends he goes completely straight faced and gives us...... 13:30 😐 "yep"

@braptrap9923 5 жыл бұрын

9:42 is hilarious. Christina's eye contact. Cut to Tom losing his shit. Perfect.

@johnherring450 2 жыл бұрын

942 until 948 is the perfect clip!! Played it about 100x lol

@melkor4845 6 жыл бұрын

"Can we change it to wife killing?" - Tom's Wife lmao

@tonioortiz 6 жыл бұрын

Going through some tough times right now, but you guys always help me feel better and realize how dumb and funny the world really is. Love you JEANS!

@lyrasus 4 жыл бұрын

When Tom finishes the Casey story and Christina looks at the camera 😂 and the fact she isn’t dying laughing makes him laugh even harder. I relate. It’s a beautiful life being the funniest person you know

@cironsilver4410 6 жыл бұрын

I love Tom’s version of everything.

@jayfreedman5167 3 жыл бұрын

“I killed my fucking daughter” is the best punchline to a joke. I cried

@iceman22m 6 жыл бұрын

I was sitting in a waiting room at a pain management clinic i had my headphones on watching this. i cracked up at the end and when i looked up everyone in the lobby was looking at me like i killed there mother.. If only they could hear what i was laughing at! lol

@voxschair 6 жыл бұрын

iceman22m you get the oxy or what? Dont leave us hanging

@4sername 6 жыл бұрын

their* please learn English

@Artist_Rafael 6 жыл бұрын

120 30s lol

@slow_77 6 жыл бұрын

maybe they did

@scentlessxapprentice 5 жыл бұрын

Hook me up bro my back hurts

@chrischoiniere1406 5 жыл бұрын

The Big Paws joke is hands down one of my FAVORITE jokes to tell when I want to earn disapproving looks from my friends.

@a.k.4o 6 жыл бұрын

When Tom laughs at the Asian guy getting backed into. That's the most joyous laugh i've ever heard

@pdodwell 3 жыл бұрын

But have you heard Bert and Koolaid? Lol. Probably.

@a.k.4o 3 жыл бұрын

@@pdodwell that does beat this one

@WithHealthbars 4 жыл бұрын

@2:35 if a girl knew me this well I would know she’s the one lol

@Snyde91 2 жыл бұрын

The Anthony and O.J jokes had me in tears. Tom’s laughter just makes it even funnier.

@Jaysus777Live 5 жыл бұрын

tom giggling and looking so pleased after the punchline always cracks me up

@perfectpraxiss3559 6 жыл бұрын

Christina’s words 2:44-2:50 are relationship goals

@mackenziekarsonovich1073 5 жыл бұрын

God I love the juxtaposition of Tom’s happy kid giggles with the phrase “I murdered my daughter”

@masswebdrop2453 6 жыл бұрын

This should be a bit in a special! So funny!

@joelyyy4404 5 жыл бұрын

The look on Christina's face at 9:43 is the reason I love Tom Segura.

@krazyk3842 4 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the look theo gives santino on somethings burning.

@Rogers319 5 жыл бұрын

I was literally crying laughing. Thanks Tom. It's makes it better when Christina hates it.

@pipeness 6 жыл бұрын

"A bear walks into a restaurant and says 'I'd like a grilled......cheese." The bartenders says 'what's with the the big pause?' The bear responds 'ummm, I'm a bear? ... " (hint: pause vs paws)

@chadgrov 6 жыл бұрын

pipeness the hint was unnecessary

@noahziegler3478 6 жыл бұрын

chadgrov I needed it

@chadgrov 6 жыл бұрын

Noah Ziegler IMURDEREDMYDAUGHTER

@TwwIX 6 жыл бұрын

Dey iz duuuuuumb!

@christianmatthews2841 6 жыл бұрын

It took me three times before my wife got this

@zeragon7 2 жыл бұрын

Back again hahaha. I've NEVER not cried laughing at the Casey Anthony bit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Smileyson58 6 жыл бұрын

I’ve heard this twice and now watched it and cracked up laughing every time. Main mommy here

@mikehancho695 6 жыл бұрын

Nadia 168 whoa, pump the breaks! I feel like I’m the #1 main mommy/jeans. I would like challenge you for the title. Then i will crowned mommy champ...try it out

@Smileyson58 6 жыл бұрын

Mike Hancho piss on me, beat me. I’m up for the challenge

@mikehancho695 6 жыл бұрын

Nadia 168 I had a lady challenge me 15 times before I even went boom once...you can rub rub rub all you want, but I will use my lung infection as a musical instrument to be the main mommy champ

@Smileyson58 6 жыл бұрын

Mike Hancho I want to marry you ❤️ I’m just a ball hog looking for someone to share my Benadryl with. You had me at chest infection ❤️ 😘

@chrispetela8644 6 жыл бұрын

Where else can u listen to this ?

@rodriguezro9999 6 жыл бұрын

Shoutout to Brandon Shaw for naming his kid a stupid name.

@dickwellington971 6 жыл бұрын

Thomas clayton Hawkins Brennan Scab?

@justinfuzzyhat 6 жыл бұрын

You mean Brandon Swab? Edit: don't mean to be rude, just correcting you brother. Much love.

@johnf.kennedy7956 6 жыл бұрын

justinfuzzyhat you mean braedon Shawn?

@johnf.kennedy7956 6 жыл бұрын

Danny Dreadnought you mean bending Shaun?

@nomararevir2170 6 жыл бұрын

Brendun Snob?

@RandoWisLuL 3 жыл бұрын

ive watched this like 10 times in the past 3 years and everytime i forget about and laugh at this part just as much as Tom does. 2:38

@johnherring450 2 жыл бұрын

Wow I didn't laugh as hard the first go round as I did when you pointed that out! I'm in tears and don't know how I missed it lol!

@MrJayehawk 5 жыл бұрын

Tommy enjoys his own humor as much as anyone I know. It's hilarious.

@assbread5950 6 жыл бұрын

tom's dead daughter joke was hilarious, ignore the old lady.

@justinwatson6932 3 жыл бұрын

Ass bread 🤣🤣 dude that's the best KZfaq name I've seen so far

@jasonvoorhees3266 3 жыл бұрын

You don’t need to tell people what’s funny and not funny

@CN86443 2 жыл бұрын

@@jasonvoorhees3266 oOoOoh

@usedforks 2 жыл бұрын

It wasn't even really a joke, but it was kind of funny lol. Then Tommy breaking down made it hilarious 🤣

@realjohn.sins6934 Жыл бұрын

@@jasonvoorhees3266 someone’s got a stick up their ass bread

@witchofthewestsidehood 5 жыл бұрын

I love his sense of humor & I love how his wife hates the jokes lmao it's a funny combo. Makes his jokes 100x more funny

@Dragonforce22 4 жыл бұрын

Watching how disgusted Kristina was the entire time was gold

@SRMSPLAYER64 4 жыл бұрын

The Casey Anthony confessing thing was pretty funny , but Toms laugh killed me

@Jbonery 6 жыл бұрын

Inner thoughts: wow Tom’s a complete psycho. Tom “ I killed my daughter” I start laughing harder than Tom.... maybe I have no room to judge

@Phi1618033 5 жыл бұрын

Ann Coulter walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

@boofert.washington2499 4 жыл бұрын

When I heard that one, it was Sara Jessica Parker.

@stevenmartinez872 6 жыл бұрын

🤣😂😘the moment you realize how physco Tom really is

@SF684677 4 жыл бұрын

Tom Segura is one of my favorite comedians and he has the coolest wife in the world, you guys are amazing.

@cerenagilliam21 5 жыл бұрын

Tom's laugh freaking kills me!!! And Christina just staring at him like hes a damn psycho... holy shit hahahaha this is true love folks. She accepts him for his psycho and he doesnt kill her in return lmao

@galaxyofreesesking2124 3 жыл бұрын

Tom: Imagine a murderer confesses to a murder during sex Me: Okay. Tom: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Me: Well, when you put it that way

@charlottem.1477 3 жыл бұрын

I read that as “Well, when you put it IN that way”.

@galaxyofreesesking2124 3 жыл бұрын

@@charlottem.1477 lmao

@havensphotography 6 жыл бұрын

I know the punchline, I know it's coming, and it's still hilarious Every Single Time.

@Pauliewalnuts_822 5 жыл бұрын

That BJ story was hysterical 😂😂

@lwilly1212 3 жыл бұрын

Toms story telling makes me feel like he’d be a fantastic dungeon master 😂

@IchinShek 6 жыл бұрын

I'm slowly starting to realize I may be a psycho also. Thanks a lot Tom.

@subgrappling805 5 жыл бұрын

The Casey Anthony joke was fantastic...that shit got me.

@drewwatterson6694 5 жыл бұрын

The way Christina did the Jim Halpert when Tom started laughing about Casey Anthony was perfect.

@mrtjbiga1784 6 жыл бұрын

Hahah Christina's look at the camera was funny as hell ,oh the timing

@jdbbs1 2 жыл бұрын

I love when Tom “Psycho laughs” and his eyebrows droup down.. HILARIOUS!

@its95CZR 6 жыл бұрын

Being Italian it's always the most difficult part to understand american dad jokes but I only need Tom's laugh to enjoy this

@jaredk748 2 жыл бұрын

Tom: “I wish I could go on stage and do this shit” Also Tom: Is best friends with someone who does EXACTLY that 😂😂😂

@knockemdeadkid654 3 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure I've laughed this hard; ever, I'm not sure what that says about me.

@nickdeiters4690 2 жыл бұрын

Tom's sense of humor is my spirit animal

@cutetoad1698 5 жыл бұрын

This is still one of my favorite clips, Tommy makes me laugh like no other

@mortenberg2897 5 жыл бұрын

Dad’s bear-joke almost made me piss my pants 😂😂😂👍

@joshellis1932 5 жыл бұрын

It's been 8 months, I just want to know if the bear got his grilled cheese!!

@jonq666 4 жыл бұрын

a penguin asks the bartender "have you seen my father?" bartender "what's he look like?"

@gladtobealoser5305 6 жыл бұрын

Who else was screaming "Anthony!"

@JoeBidensAdderall 6 жыл бұрын

You caught me

@wj2429 4 жыл бұрын

While I was jerking off too.

@mistaboombosticyt 5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 Tom crushed it with the Casey Anthony joke. 💀💀💀

@coldsuncrowfeet 5 жыл бұрын

Tom and Christina are so the couple down the street you wanna hang out with after work and drink a beer with all the time.

@zimzimma5688 Жыл бұрын

Who observes a couple who live down the street and thinks about scenarios you could have if you were friends with them? I'll tell you who does. Serial killers that's who.

@JaySemper 6 жыл бұрын

I'm dying over and over watching this. Tom's humor is fucking awesome

@l3orn2Film 6 жыл бұрын

2:35 - 3:00 lmao

@Morhpocelionate 6 жыл бұрын

her face of absolute satisfaction about how Tom laughes at the most fucked up shit lmao.

@vantheman452 3 жыл бұрын

“What if he beats his wife and kids?” Tom: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@georgejefferson9962 6 жыл бұрын

Tom is gonna have awesome dad jokes

@theabstracthour178 2 жыл бұрын

I didn’t notice her drink the water but when she said “it’s what I do” I fucking croaked for 53 seconds 😂

@1veryfunnygirl 3 жыл бұрын

Tom's laugh makes me happy.

@ianbelgarde9779 5 жыл бұрын

12:35 you say this as im literally wiping tears off my face.

@classictradingcards8479 6 жыл бұрын

Tom the masochist! haha I love how detailed you can get on the fly

@attackpandas 5 жыл бұрын

Classic Trading Cards it’s sadist not masochist.

@nkznkz3800 5 жыл бұрын

I love that "Why the fuck did I marry this guy" glance she's giving him

@isurgical9029 5 жыл бұрын

8:12 Casey Anthony bit.. your welcome mommies

@Adones09 4 жыл бұрын

Just got done watching the "Ride or Die" clip where Christina would turn you in to the police for murder, Tom. I HAD your back all the way, but after hearing this (I did laugh my balls off) about the Casey Anthony BJ and seeing Christina's face, i realized that she lives with you and has to hear all this stuff all the time. It opened my eyes on how she can think about turning you in... that being said, i typed this up AFTER i wiped the tears from my eyes from laughter. Keep living the dream

@Haydengrove8945 6 жыл бұрын

Jesus I pissed a little!😂

@Ragemonster64 2 жыл бұрын

“Jesus for bad hips and knees he can really thrust” 😂😂

@christolbert1789 3 жыл бұрын

One of my all time favorite ymh clips 🤣

@fragorder 5 жыл бұрын

This was so funny I watched it again. My roommate and I died laughing at Tom’s jokes.

@mikewaite4002 6 жыл бұрын

Well the general public in the fry's grocery store parking lot is now surprised by my complete lack of laughing quietly!

@jawshboss 6 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha Tom’s laugh is so damn contagious. I can’t breathe!

@ashtton_tapiwa 5 жыл бұрын

8:53 that is a very descriptive and specific BJ ever

@dukedubz13 5 жыл бұрын

I'm sitting in an airport laughing hysterically. People looking at me like I'm fucked.

@codybrodeur7244 5 жыл бұрын

its definitely tear worthy. Tom you had me Dying.

@acdvfb 5 жыл бұрын

The joke and reaction at 9:45 killed me haha

@wolfc7280 4 жыл бұрын

Your Casey Anthony joke was freaking hilarious

@nomararevir2170 6 жыл бұрын

" I slit both those mother fuckers knecks" I laughed so hard at that

@DaveMorgan 4 жыл бұрын

There are few things on this planet better than a Tom Segura story.

@joemcbassinem5459 4 жыл бұрын

2 years later and i just laughed my ass off! Thankyou!

@startadevyfreestyle4930 6 жыл бұрын

What did one plate say to the other? "Dinner's on me."

@Maazitung 3 жыл бұрын

Brendan: Tiger is a great name for a kid Christina: Tiger is such a stupid name Brendan: Tiger is such a stupid name

@jwstout007 5 жыл бұрын

Tom is a national treasure, that lead in & delivery was fantastic!

@thedukeofvienna 5 жыл бұрын

Best part of the whole thing is the very end when Tom goes - "yup"

@ForOrAgainstUs 6 жыл бұрын

Tom, you can never be like this because he doesn't tell jokes all the time. I crack up every time I'm saying anything funny that I've rehearsed for 30 seconds. I've ruined so many fucking good jokes, and they were my own jokes. The only time I'm funny is when something I'm talking about happens to be funny and I don't think it is so my delivery is perfect. I fucking hate it.

@fredfisher8346 3 жыл бұрын

"There's not even a double meaning." lol

@CorbCorbin 6 жыл бұрын

It's like Tommy with his Asian man getting crushed, in garage video.

@jobelthirty1294 5 жыл бұрын

"Sorry brendan... it's a great name..." lmao

@Ritchie2324 4 жыл бұрын

Christine - "let's not talk about killing kids as a mother its just eurgh..." Tom - "So OJs got his hands in those tiny gloves around you're neck..." Christine -"..Go on.. !! "

@SuperKai902 4 жыл бұрын

😂🤣