Dairy Leigh "My Spreadable Triangle" 1945.

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2 ай бұрын

Dairy Leigh "My Spreadable Triangle" 1945.
Lyrics
Oh they used to line up, handsome guys around me, all the time
Fawning and swooning over me so merrily
They used to call me the princess Dairy Lee
Because I used to spread my soft cheesy triangle for all to see
Gently would I unwrap the special foil casing , with the plastic red tab thingy that you have to pull, which never seems to work, and then your left with creamy cheese fingers
Oh gentlemen and jesters, dukes and princes
Wanted to try my soft baps, and my spreadable soft triangle
But alas these days my triangle is dry, and turned to dust
And any man who comes near me, complains that they can smell some kind of must
And then must they go, so
Oh my , unforgettable, truly delectable, badly infectible, pork syringe injectable,
appetite wet-able, insert any type of vegetable, where is my spreadable, soft cheese triangle
Oh someone please
Help me find, that which melts in the mouth, and has no rind, that you can Rub on to some bread, or stuff straight into your head
It doesn't really matter to me
I do it all
And if you think I'm talking about my snatch, well I'm not
I'm just talking about soft cheese rolls
You dirty dirty bastard
You filthy rotten old shit
Why don't you wash you filthy mind with a bar of pervert soap
But wait!
not really ,I was only joking,
And I actually was singing this innuendo filled song
All about my snatch

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@kal_george32 Ай бұрын

"And any man who comes near me complains that they can smell some kind of must" Pure poetry ✏️

@dysnomia-anarchia Ай бұрын

All these new AI dirty songs make me want to set up a clandestine AM pirate radio station out of a car in a Walmart Parking lot and spread the word to tune to 1000khz

@LewisFCR Ай бұрын

That would be so good!

@mizuhoamvs Ай бұрын

Do it! I'll advertise on the station!

@pioneercynthia1 Ай бұрын

That'd be the best reason to go to Wal-Mart!

@dysnomia-anarchia Ай бұрын

Would you sit in your car at Walmart after you bought ice cream sandwiches on Food Stamps and listen to a dirty pirate AM radio station? Ice cream tastes better when the state paid for it.

@dysnomia-anarchia Ай бұрын

@@mizuhoamvs You can only advertise for fictional or ludicrous products that would get someone killed or ostracized from soceity... but it's free to do so! Pervertin, Lead Paint, Radium Dial Watches, Cancer Sticks, Asbestos, Agent Orange, Lawn Darts, Bullet Bras, you get the picture! Tell Sora or Udeo to make a catchy 1950's jingle for your favorite disturbing consumerism obsessed Western society product!

@johnhigh2187 Ай бұрын

Man I can imagine myself putting dime after dime into the jukebox at the bowling alley, to keep this number playing.

@davidhinkson8856 Ай бұрын

That triangle had too much traffic.

@sxippydennison3577 Ай бұрын

This is like the music playing in the piano bar in The Naked Gun 2 🤣🤣🤣

@commandingjudgedredd1841 Ай бұрын

It was said an entire regiment of the Afrika Korp surrendered, on condition they got to meet Dairy Leigh. They felt a bit of good German sausage would go down well with a good soft cheese triangle. All they got was a cell with lonely big Hermann.

@LewisFCR Ай бұрын

😂

@1arjen8 Ай бұрын

No matter which angle you try, this is a great song. Spread the word...

@LewisFCR Ай бұрын

I love how much her music resonates with people, I hope it will spread far and wide ❤️

@billmurray7473 Ай бұрын

I think she's singing about Geometry.

@Bill-jc1fy Ай бұрын

While singing in Benny Goodman's band in the 1940's Daisy married Freckles McGee and quit show business to raise their sons, Iggy and Scabby. When asked if she missed singing she told the interviewer that assisting her husband in his sheet medal business and raising two special-ed kids wasn't really as much fun as it sounded and admitted she had made a horrible mistake.

@LewisFCR Ай бұрын

Such a sad loss for music, what an incredible woman she was

@Kroonerguy Ай бұрын

The special ed kids were a result of her dusty musky-smelling cheese.

@chesterhackenbush 18 күн бұрын

I hope you realise I nearly choked on my tea listening to this...

@LewisFCR 18 күн бұрын

@@chesterhackenbush😂 I apologise for that profusely 🙏though I am glad this old fake music can elicit such reactions

@rtt1961 Ай бұрын

That's Stinky Fingers Magoo on the keys. Get combo Dairy had.

@LewisFCR Ай бұрын

Definitely! In my opinion, of all of the big guys that played with her, this line up is my favourite! So tasty the way Magoo enters in at the front. One of the best right hand spreaders of the time imo☺️

@rtt1961 Ай бұрын

@@LewisFCR Dude, U really know your Dairy!

@TheVideoLounge Ай бұрын

And of course Mike Coxbrown on the drums, providing all the great rhythm from behind.

@LewisFCR Ай бұрын

@@TheVideoLounge Ah the great Coxbrown, one the big swingers of the time

@TheVideoLounge Ай бұрын

@@LewisFCR Indeed, and certainly knew his ride from his finger cymbals.

@kenr1970 Ай бұрын

Sure, only currently 481 views. However, 26 likes already. Why? Because this is Fscking Brilliant.

@frankpeck1448 Ай бұрын

Good Point...they would NEVER play this over the radio! Especially back in the day!😂❤

@howardfischer7429 Ай бұрын

Lovely and refined.

@earlygail 24 күн бұрын

Love it

@LewisFCR 24 күн бұрын

@@earlygail ❤️☺️🙏

@PapaCottonDCLXVI Ай бұрын

Wow that was nasty!🤣🤣🤣

@kevinkantell7381 Ай бұрын

Killer voice ❤

@charlesyoung9980 Ай бұрын

The years have not been kind to me..... I went from having a soft cheese spreadable triangle to Having a hard egg prybarable rhombus.

@LewisFCR Ай бұрын

😂 That's really sad 😢 it doesn't sound like it would be nice on a water biscuit?

@SeaGullArt Ай бұрын

LOVE THE ART

@LewisFCR Ай бұрын

@@SeaGullArt 😊🙏😊

@Merylstreep1949 27 күн бұрын

Got Dairy?????😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

@carlosarreola6506 Ай бұрын

Whaaaaaaat? Sounds like Patsy Cline and Patti Page

@davidjackson7715 Ай бұрын

Gold

@TBWCShow Ай бұрын

Congratulations, you somehow made me more gay. ❤

@LewisFCR Ай бұрын

I am so glad to hear that! I hope it spreads far and wide🤗❤️

@CapAnson12345 Ай бұрын

Bermuda triangle in my ex's case.

@LewisFCR Ай бұрын

@@CapAnson12345 😂🤣😂

@user-nt4zn3mz1g 29 күн бұрын

This was done with AI? If so I'm disappointed. I was imagining a nightclub act raunchier than Marilyn Monroe.

@1Oe29 Ай бұрын

Salut les Amerloques ! Alors, on s'amuse comme des p'tits fous... En France, c'est pas la joie, nous n'avons pas ce genre de chansons...

@LewisFCR Ай бұрын

🙏😊🙏

@kukipett Ай бұрын

Ben, y a La Bite à Dudulle !!

@troysimons7361 Ай бұрын

I love songs from ASCAP publisher members ,such as the Robbins Music Corporation and the Miller Music Corporation.

@Limeaid33 23 күн бұрын

This is AI,,, right ??? Does anyone know what software they are using ??

@LewisFCR 23 күн бұрын

@@Limeaid33 Hello! Thank you for commenting, All the songs on this channel are made using Suno, with the occasional bit of human intervention ☺️

@toomuchsumo Ай бұрын

Has the original audio been edited digitally in any way?

@LewisFCR Ай бұрын

I believe there may have some splicing toward the end of the original ;) But only to extend to arrangement a little

@welfarebeast8576 Ай бұрын

THIS IS AI-GENERATED DAMMIT, presented as real from 1945, KZfaq should BAN THIS SHIT!

@mikestoneking4992 Ай бұрын

over the yrs you both have made me believe it

@mikestoneking4992 Ай бұрын

i always knew what was real what i knew didn't make any sense

@TonyMyerson Ай бұрын

🤙❤️😇😎🌺🤙❤️😇😎🌺 0:48

@TonyMyerson Ай бұрын

🤙❤️😇😎🌺🤙❤️😇😎🌺 0:38

@danielaloi8062 Ай бұрын

This is fake /AI-generated. -- prove me wrong

@kukipett Ай бұрын

Of course it is and it doesn't make it cheesy

@Gorilla_Jones Ай бұрын

😂 🤔 🤮

@ks2xgaks2xga Ай бұрын

You people all ought to be ashamed of yourselves with all this crap!

@LewisFCR Ай бұрын

🥰

@PapaBacon-sv5sp Ай бұрын

Hmmm

@vascoemyer Ай бұрын