Dale's an amazing drummer, one of the best.

Cops that do this for real should be punished for the same crimes they attempt to frame and prosecuted to the fullest.

Dale nailed Beavis' Mom back in '82!

Should’ve known that “possessing a firearm is a felony in Texas” was BS. 😂

That’s hilarious

The cartoon mugshot is hilarious .

Back in the 70tys they wouldn't f with you for smoking weed,and the pistol is south of the old 3 step rule so you had no issues their. But the fact of coke is an issue,and the Vidor location is an issue,a place that has some really sad history.

The caption was believable because it's Texas!

This is starting to sound like the greatest April Fool’s joke ever.

Awsome! More drawings to support the story would be great!

Not only is he the most underrated drummer in history, he is a patient and gracious man, dealing with the constant bs Kurt questions.

I saw TOOL in Orlando a month after 9/11 , I was front row.

This was awesome. I was laughing my ass off, listening to this.

That would severely piss me off

Glad to find out Dale & crew weren't really getting busted but having lived in Texas for thirty-something years, the scenario didn't surprise. Dale's awesome. Melvins rule. Cheers

Some cop in Texas got busted for framing people the same way.

I knew it was bullshit after they happened to pull up in perfect alignment with tossed bag of weed from some other random traveller.... But... Dale is and amazing storyteller: I had the opportunity to interview him for my radio show in Eugene a few years back... Good people!!

Moral; next time do not pull over. Park in the middle of the highway and remove the keys.

Holy 💩! That was a mean “prank”

Oh my god what 😂 🤣