Daliso Chaponda All Performances - Britain Got Talent 2017 3rd Place Winner Daliso Chaponda is a comedian from malawi living in England, he took his talent to the next level at britain got talent
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@qwejl89006 жыл бұрын
"IM black. 200 years ago this would've been an auction" XD
@BigCobra1914 жыл бұрын
@Don’t mind Me no cause if you instantly get it then you're either old or just a bad person
@tavisui47794 жыл бұрын
@@BigCobra191 hey im 23 im still young ! and i get the joke xD.. i just love reading history about the world =3 and not be ignorant people xd
@Sike074 жыл бұрын
@@BigCobra191 or I studied well in my school
@qwejl89004 жыл бұрын
btw i didnt even know what this meant i think i just randomly found it funny
@kalebw12224 жыл бұрын
@@adelinewong1852 thats the point of the joke
@Alex-hk9lw6 жыл бұрын
The swap joke gets me every time 😂😂😂😂
@Aricku6 жыл бұрын
Alex Clarkson etch-a-Sketch XD
@snake6986 жыл бұрын
It's not accurate though, he wasn't a christian yet
@bowbow20896 жыл бұрын
"No where in the bible does it say thou shall not swap!"❤
@yellowdan04576 жыл бұрын
Lol ikr 😂 😂 😂
@goingjuan6 жыл бұрын
Faaaaaacts
@TheRedGameboy4 жыл бұрын
His high pitched tone makes it all even funnier cause it sounds like he's giving an exasperated, uncomposed, and stressed interpretation of things.
@zekrompvp69523 жыл бұрын
ikr
@changedmyusernameagain76543 жыл бұрын
Yes
@kelpyg51143 жыл бұрын
And his laugh to:
@markr.devereux33852 жыл бұрын
Exactly and his layed back demeanor. Allows you to settle in a little bit ang just enjoy the routine.
@quqn4 жыл бұрын
"200 years ago, this would have been an auction!" literally gets me laughing out loud every time. This guy is a pure genius
@rakshitvasoya86672 жыл бұрын
Can you please explain me 200 year joke?
@PedroOliveira-qn5po2 жыл бұрын
@@rakshitvasoya8667 they put black people for auction as slaves 200 years ago
@WhatSayCrochet2 жыл бұрын
@@rakshitvasoya8667 he is referring to the slave trade.
@chima62912 жыл бұрын
I upvoted his question so he will be notified about your answers. KZfaq comment section is designed by a retard in google who decided not to send a notification when someone @ you in the comment section.
@bobby12348 Жыл бұрын
Dumb thing to day🤔
@ryderthomason81926 жыл бұрын
He need a Netflix special
@IDoBeParis5 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@gamerguycomingtowin21015 жыл бұрын
Facts
@brendan5945 жыл бұрын
Ryder Thomason ikr like Kevin Hart
@Hers_Childe5 жыл бұрын
Yesss!!!
@chjkhj5 жыл бұрын
Ryder Thomason NETFLIX and pop-tarts
@kaifisshhh6 жыл бұрын
"We don't say "oh you should go on I diet" we say "where did you get the food?!"" 😂😂😂😂😂 GETS ME EVERY TIME HE SHOULD HAVE WON
@Crabisback16 жыл бұрын
MusicKid Vids I wish he did!
@queensheeba77505 жыл бұрын
TaeTae CutiePie that got me too!🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tzvismom42495 жыл бұрын
TaeTae CutiePie wHEre dId YOu GET ThE FO0d
@chogiwawchanyeol80225 жыл бұрын
Same 😂😂😂
@isaacperez25435 жыл бұрын
I LOVE that part😂😂😂
@gracethegrape_28795 жыл бұрын
'I was studying computer science, I had a future! Then I decided, *NO. LET ME BE A CLOWN'.* *_WhEeZe_*
@wibbwobbles60115 жыл бұрын
My favourite lines, •sometimes I even forget to appreciate myself. •If that's a crisis, where's UNICEF. •i didn't steal because the Bible said thou shalt not steal. But what the Bible didn't say is thou shalt not swap.
@yas54145 жыл бұрын
I'm black 200 years ago this would have been an auction
@seamustierney65275 жыл бұрын
"You know it's a financial crisis when planes in Birmingham start tossing fish and chip out of the windows
@tatuini4 жыл бұрын
Kristina Doyle then he made him a christian
@satoukishima67404 жыл бұрын
Where DiD yOu geT tHat fOod??
@just90194 жыл бұрын
"this mirror makes me look fatter than I really am :( " "well I think my eyes have the same problem"
@Mel-yw2js7 жыл бұрын
Who would watch if he had his own tv show? cuz fuck i would
@abandoned50797 жыл бұрын
Melody and now he's on a tour next year luckily he's coming to my town
@darkrai65436 жыл бұрын
I want to see this guy and John Oliver collab. Both make humor out of edgy highly relevant issues. And Daliso could help Oliver out with funniness
@ecoinductioncom76956 жыл бұрын
Agreed, this guy is hilarious. He could be up there with Louis C.K., Patton Oswalt, Bill Burr, etc.
@evilbevil32016 жыл бұрын
Melkico I
@fabelstirling91196 жыл бұрын
I would buy all the seasons and watch them all over and over and over again.
@mobimilk1276 жыл бұрын
I was laughing before he even started his audition
@sarah-ws9ii5 жыл бұрын
Omg same
@sarah-ws9ii5 жыл бұрын
@[Toby1034] Toby ツ obviously not.... he was making jokes even before his act
@chrrsy5 жыл бұрын
@[Toby1034] Toby ツ wtf lol
@baddvibez87025 жыл бұрын
@@sarah-ws9ii why
@FezAdagio5 жыл бұрын
*rAcIsM, lITtLe SuBtLe AcTs Of RaCiSm*
@aavashthakuri39864 жыл бұрын
"200 years ago this would have been an auction" One of the best lines!
@rakshitvasoya86672 жыл бұрын
Can you please explain it? I'm not getting it
@sneakyracoonyt32802 жыл бұрын
@@rakshitvasoya8667 slavery
@patriciawanda7205 Жыл бұрын
Ever
@titan1337604 ай бұрын
@@rakshitvasoya8667 He's saying that if he was around 200 years ago, he would be a slave being auctioned off to the highest bidder. It's a bold point illustrating that we live in better times where people have better protection with their rights
@MrTin714 жыл бұрын
This guy is really a genius. Although his jokes are hilarious, I look at him as an ambassador of peace and a link towards harmony of every race. Good job Daliso Chaponda. God bless
@musiclover50232 жыл бұрын
Absolutely spectacular, humanity needs people like Daliso.
@milpy12572 жыл бұрын
This is the kind of line he would take and make into a joke (like I hope you do better next time line)
@amandakiran57572 жыл бұрын
This is true
@stevejake8468 Жыл бұрын
He’s like a low-key Dave chapplle you really gotta pay attention to what he’s trying say especially last joke about white friend sleeping with his uncles wife by force or no force, then taking his land, then making him Christian pure genius the way he layers it Dave just mastered it and can disguise a harsh truth into a joke
@muhdfiqwan77556 жыл бұрын
the auction part killed me HAHAHAHAHA
@pombo926 жыл бұрын
It was great. He can really pull edgy jokes to the next level.
@jeselynfernandez48885 жыл бұрын
Muhd Fiqwan same 😂
@mld56145 жыл бұрын
Racist
@loz25905 жыл бұрын
@@mld5614 so ur calling the whole stadium racist and famous people (the judges) racist
@illumilluki4 жыл бұрын
mld that was the point of the joke. 🤷🏻♂️
@tozein28136 жыл бұрын
"This chav has to walk five a day to get a bottle of WKD Blue" XD
@khyatirawat6026 жыл бұрын
Delirious Phantom can you explain what it means? I was not able to understand it.
@davidw84816 жыл бұрын
In charity tv ads about unhydrated african children, they often say stuff like *this child has to walk 5 miles just for a bucket of water* he was just referring to that but as a english child getting alchohol rather than an african child getting water
@abeymohaa75505 жыл бұрын
@@davidw8481 i believe it isn't the way you got it
@abeymohaa75505 жыл бұрын
Is it chav or chaff first
@davidw84815 жыл бұрын
@@abeymohaa7550 It is
@nehaganv36194 жыл бұрын
He definitely needs a NETFLIX special
@prochesmilambo24443 жыл бұрын
Hi neha ganv
@samwit78043 жыл бұрын
This dude was the funniest comedian on any Got Talent shows I’ve seen!
@rwilson71972 жыл бұрын
I agree! Naturally funny (often observational) comedy
@crimsongamer2337 Жыл бұрын
Watch Preacher Lawson, he just as funny.
@hogbeancreamyt5295 Жыл бұрын
@@crimsongamer2337 ngl he's not that funny for me, he's funny but i dont think as funny as deliso but thats just my opinion
@crimsongamer2337 Жыл бұрын
@@hogbeancreamyt5295 Fair enough, but I still find both to be funny.
@nikogaudin35646 жыл бұрын
Thou shall not swap😂😂😂😂
@gott96216 жыл бұрын
IHOP Pancakes They*
@TheMemeturtle6 жыл бұрын
i hob**
@ezginurylmaz73905 жыл бұрын
I couldn't understand the joke. Can someone explain it to me? I am not a native speaker 😂
@maxshunt43405 жыл бұрын
@@ezginurylmaz7390 he swapped things instead of stealing.
@pathfinder0185 жыл бұрын
Ezginur Agun one of the Ten Commandments said “Thou shall not steal.” Because he couldn’t steal, he swap instead, thus points out that there’s no “Thou shall not swap” in the commandments. Which was smart and quite funny of a joke XD
@VyperByteX6 жыл бұрын
This guy is good. A shame that his semi-final performance was clearly his best one. It's hard to come up with material in the short span of the show as a comedian. If he had done his finals act during the semi-finals and his semi-finals act after that....he very well may have won.
@zaze48234 жыл бұрын
Agree
@gracysiteny14124 жыл бұрын
@@zaze4823 ugh same like if u agree toooooo
@osmanabdi23693 жыл бұрын
Agree with u but it was all going according to God's plan the greatest one #Semi-final one still rocks
@portorolla41573 жыл бұрын
The semi-final one was indeed the best. the final one made me laugh tons, especially the "white man" part but wasn't as good as the others. Probably his weakest one, but still hilarious.
@GoogleAccount-sh6kh2 жыл бұрын
wherse your profile picture from
@jeselynfernandez48885 жыл бұрын
“200 years ago this would have been an auction” that gets me every time! I wish he won!! 😂😂😂
@alexandrazisk70913 жыл бұрын
he hadn't even started telling jokes and they were already laughing at the way he answered the judges' questions. That shows how good of a comedian he is.
@annikaschenberg46186 жыл бұрын
how did he not win, holy shit i am in actual tears
@jayajones60426 жыл бұрын
He did win they pressed the Golden buzzer
@bilalyahya30696 жыл бұрын
Jaya Jones Golden buzzer doesn't mean he won. It just means he goes straight to semi finals
@keiramorl11076 жыл бұрын
Annika Schenberg dont aware
@datrandomslytherin28576 жыл бұрын
ikr he was in 3rd place. that annoys the crap outta me. He should have won
@colleenduggar3806 жыл бұрын
Omg yes I was like super mad... 🤬
@neptune94427 жыл бұрын
I have atleast watched this 15 times
@Jomathewz6 жыл бұрын
Me too😂😂😂
@kingmuayad6 жыл бұрын
Incredible.. I really don't know how he can make me laugh even though I know what he's gonna say! :)
@HariwanDerki6 жыл бұрын
im way above u man hehe but wkdb heheh
@synaesthesia20106 жыл бұрын
one of the best comedians the UK has today, i keep listening to his radio series on BBC Iplayer, and it's funnier everytime i listen
@raiahnewsome57146 жыл бұрын
amazing
@Soul_Slayer3 жыл бұрын
No matter how many times I watch Daliso, the smile never leaves my face. I’m always in stitches during the ‘tossing fish and chips out the window’ line! 😂
@reagancochran91245 жыл бұрын
“200 years ago this would’ve been an auction!” I spit my sprite everywhere and my cat ran away😂
@jenycachallam79335 жыл бұрын
@Saturn studios that was my favourite part too🤣
@reagancochran91245 жыл бұрын
jenny 24 good I’m not alone😂👌
@jenycachallam79335 жыл бұрын
@@reagancochran9124 hell yeah 🤣
@LanaLine2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@aldogastelbondo40602 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Matt_Underwood6 жыл бұрын
"200 years ago, this would have been an auction!" Welp, I am done everyone, I officially died, have fun with Daliso, he a funny ass dude!
@maliprince78535 жыл бұрын
Great Comedian.
@VR6Boki5 жыл бұрын
As Simon said, he needs to make his own show. Would like to see more of his jokes, they are really great :)
@RoseMary-gs6lt5 жыл бұрын
You should hear the joke when his father tried to exorcise him bevause he confuse puberty with a devil inside him
@samoan-beast49685 жыл бұрын
Ever heard of kevin hart or dave chappelle?
@charlifrancis45095 жыл бұрын
@@samoan-beast4968 yeah
@lloydyherbal5 жыл бұрын
Westley Siufanua ...Kevi Hart aint a comedian...hes a shit unfunny actor that gloats and blows his own trumpet
@JHsillypantsMcGee3 жыл бұрын
That last joke "He took his wife, land and made him a christian" .... savage.
@gracefuldice19563 жыл бұрын
It's not just about making great jokes, but the way he say them and the way he act. So funny. He's funny by his nature. He's born to do this. I can say same jokes and it won't be funny. :D
@njumekogge46457 жыл бұрын
This is so unfair, i feel so bad when he did not winn the British got Talent
@globalknockout14537 жыл бұрын
Njume kogge same he really deserved it he's funny as hell lol
@mishazulueta93946 жыл бұрын
Who won again?
@naimanpunk6 жыл бұрын
the little magician girl
@elizaawan37486 жыл бұрын
Of course he's a superstar but his final wasn't as good as his audition and semi final performance
@robynbenoit83686 жыл бұрын
Lol its not unfair, he got 3rd place.
@jambr0546 жыл бұрын
Ehh why didn’t he win
@donvalentino98225 жыл бұрын
Jambr0 you forget that, if I remember, there was also a very good magician and a dancer
@HHcz5 жыл бұрын
And pianist that won. There was so many talented people but winner can be only one so...
@DarkArtsGaming5 жыл бұрын
He was a good act, but go look at Matt Edwards - 4th place winner - that guy was HILARIOUS and super energetic!
@DarkArtsGaming5 жыл бұрын
Also I read an article from America that he lost because people didn't like his Christian jokes. Just butt-hurt I guess.... xD
@HHcz5 жыл бұрын
Honestly Matt Edwards is for me probably the most annoying comedian. First comedian I don't like.
@Wafflecop-hm3bd4 жыл бұрын
His high pitched voice and accent make it so much better
@philipbristow82435 жыл бұрын
This guy is so bloody Hilarious, Fish and chips joke gets me every time.
@shahidahaquelabiba77726 жыл бұрын
Apart from his great comedy he's got an amazing accent! 😊
@synaesthesia20106 жыл бұрын
it's a mixture of african accents and a north american accent, he lived over there before coming to britain
@lulu2007a6 жыл бұрын
Kevin Hart. Step aside... you've got a big competition man
@ashleechamberlain48116 жыл бұрын
Quang Loc true! I love Kevin Hart but this dude right here... idk i think he might be better lol
@jonsinn3r966 жыл бұрын
I don't mean to offend anyone but is "big" a pun in that statement?
@joysayad31436 жыл бұрын
Daliso is BETTER than Kevin!
@chimneyhudson3166 жыл бұрын
Never. Are you crazy
@edgymcedgelord52976 жыл бұрын
He + Kevin Hart + Preacher Lawson = I'm laughing my ass of
@keiragrace874 жыл бұрын
"Can you help me?" "I want to steal this"
@cassiebrooke24902 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@mohammedhumza29364 жыл бұрын
“I let him stay with my rice uncle Ben” 😂😂🤣
@kaifisshhh5 жыл бұрын
When Simon breaks out the "the reason we make shows like this is to find people like you" you *know* he liked it
@Oceanikus6 жыл бұрын
We don't think " go on a diet" it's more"where did you get the food?"
@Dr.Croc_135 жыл бұрын
“I’m Black. 200 years ago, this would’ve been an auction.” Gets me every time.
@randikaldau20383 жыл бұрын
14:08 "A friend of mine from Denmark". Is it weird that I'm a bit proud that he mentioned someone from Denmark?
@DuckDoesGaming7 жыл бұрын
This guy needs his own show and KZfaq channel
@abandoned50797 жыл бұрын
DuckDoesGaming he's on a tour next year
@43lenzo6 жыл бұрын
He actually has a channel, you have to look hard
@alphajalloh125 жыл бұрын
Sure
@kay-sm3xu5 жыл бұрын
@@43lenzo you don't really have to look hard I found it like 2 seconds its not that hard to find him
@marvelseancahya21834 жыл бұрын
@@kay-sm3xu unless if you find him in the dark
@isabellamartin49486 жыл бұрын
Tossing fish and chips out the window XD XD XD
@uptospeed54015 жыл бұрын
Isabella Martin walk five miles for WKD blue🤣
@tanyuhur70554 жыл бұрын
@@uptospeed5401 can u explain that joke
@willswalkingwest72675 жыл бұрын
I hope good things came his way after this. He's funny, likable and genuinely talented. His material is fresh. I really would have liked him to win the whole shabang. Good on him.
@momo.zalyyyn5 жыл бұрын
2019 anyone?....... Just me oh ok
@brendan5945 жыл бұрын
nope I’m watching rn so you’re not alone
@Rojocage5 жыл бұрын
Hey
@overtime73475 жыл бұрын
wassup
@flevami5 жыл бұрын
Hey there. German here :D
@dumgris4 жыл бұрын
He is the best comedian on BGT. By far better than Kojo from last year
@ci52977 жыл бұрын
This dude deserved to win
@oops13987 жыл бұрын
John Bonham but Tokio Myers deserved it more
@juliajihae6 жыл бұрын
John Bonham still...third is good
@smpal66266 жыл бұрын
Disagree completely.
@sparklypotato57753 жыл бұрын
sm pal fuck u u fucking slag
@skyjumpertalon42047 жыл бұрын
8:09 I died....
@OleBrumHonning6 жыл бұрын
Agree, best comment ever
@darkrai65436 жыл бұрын
I still watch it and laugh. when I first saw it I couldn't stop laughing for an hour
@UchihaObit06 жыл бұрын
Rest in peace buddy
@robynbenoit83686 жыл бұрын
Lol same
@keiramorl11076 жыл бұрын
SkyjumperTalon lol
@thatswagguy88434 жыл бұрын
Just 5 minutes of Daliso preacher Kevin kojo and Eddie together in a room is all I’m asking for....
@pastelmaya57523 жыл бұрын
“Would you die for me?” “I’d take a punch.” DEAD 💀
@joeturner38636 жыл бұрын
This guy deserves his own show! He's hilarious!
@marisa44196 жыл бұрын
i re-watched this like 30 times, like his joke is just so clever !
@riasatbinliaquat27995 жыл бұрын
Oh the last part 😂😂 He slept with my uncles wife , took his land , and made him a Christian .
@dontlookatme39843 жыл бұрын
@@kovmantv7635 no shit, shelock
@jasonchigaazira8623 жыл бұрын
That was funny😂😂 the colonization was real
@A6GYT3 жыл бұрын
When he got the golden buzzer he was honestly star struck i felt so happy for him
@illffa3767 жыл бұрын
4:20 is %100 the best frame ever 😂😂😂
@mrbob62506 жыл бұрын
MLG number as well xD
@cr-od8yo6 жыл бұрын
ILL FFA I’ve repeated this a thousand times. Thank you.
@parkerpower61437 жыл бұрын
11:59 Killed me absolutely killed me!
@juliet1056 жыл бұрын
Parker Power I
@walterrantapere13894 жыл бұрын
Same😂😂😂
@rubble73905 жыл бұрын
"200 years ago this would have been an auction." That almost killed me. OMG!
@TheMannequin4 жыл бұрын
"It's Malawi. If you still don't know where it is, it's where Madonna adopted all the babies from. That's us!!.... Yeah, you're jealous. I do miss my lil brother" XD
@cassiebrooke24902 жыл бұрын
That gets me laughing every time 😂😂
@Momo606062 жыл бұрын
"And Angelina took my sister" 😂
@BadgieBudz6 жыл бұрын
He actually got his own radio show I'm pretty sure
@lotsanga71704 жыл бұрын
Jennifer Juela bbc
@cassiebrooke24902 жыл бұрын
Whats the name of it? I'd like to check it out.
@helterskelter38906 жыл бұрын
the auction joke tho damn😂
@hakimirakbi71034 жыл бұрын
Jokes that will never die After years it still makes me laugh
@spino-tinodon1146 Жыл бұрын
I just love how Daliso is killing the judges with laughter.
@TheMerkilan6 жыл бұрын
His first and second were the best, I think he lost some of his punch on the final, but he is still funny! Would watch again! (and I have three times already lol)
@mamozimusic Жыл бұрын
Even the final one was best #Humourdiverted
@teamoutrage16 жыл бұрын
I hope he has a stand up special.
@rscosworthfan Жыл бұрын
the madonna joke where he said i do miss my brother🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mohavicdelofficial6891 Жыл бұрын
That shit had me dead 😂😂😂 ngl
@marvelousmike31932 жыл бұрын
you know it was a good performance when people come back to it almost 5 years later
@goldenbacon15725 жыл бұрын
When I heard "We have rights!" I heard "We have *rice!"*
@thecoolkittycoolkitt7555 жыл бұрын
Golden Bacon omgoodness me too😂
@tomball80924 жыл бұрын
Me as well
@theresaklokiazolu16413 жыл бұрын
Me too
@LaurieTheberge5 жыл бұрын
My writing teacher tought him when he was studying here in Montreal, and yesterday we video chat with him live in London before his show. He gave us amazing advise about writing, it was all so wise, simple and well thought. He is an amazing human being :) he was also just as funny talking to us live from his home than on the talent show!
@TheLifeEvents4 жыл бұрын
I love this guy. I'm African too, white African. Na wewe misuri sana bwana. I have booked his show in Manchester in March 2020
@EvaMariaLeonardou2 жыл бұрын
I think what makes him so great is the fact that he sends out some very important messages. His comedy is not silly or superficial. I've never seen anyone like him.
@matthiasboodhai90173 жыл бұрын
This man's audition's never gets old
@musicmedia- Жыл бұрын
"You know it's a financial crisis when a chav walks 5 miles.... to get a WKD Blue" That left me laughing for 5 minutes
@cccharding3 жыл бұрын
Omg! He is hysterical!!! The only bad thing about his act is that it ended. Love him!!!!
@bunnyboy32005 жыл бұрын
He is so sweet and genuine because he finds his own jokes so truly funny that he laughs so naturally while he's talking. It's so adorable, he's creative, funny, and honest. The perfect comedian and the perfect person.
@maromorostar66216 жыл бұрын
This guy is so original, he has a bright future for sure. Very funny :)
@sliverspoon1956 жыл бұрын
Who here wants matt edwards, preacher lawson and daliso chaponda to colab?
@jordynstarling2966 жыл бұрын
Him and preacher Lawson 😭❤
@Cia_M19866 жыл бұрын
I need this
@QueenMuser6 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Toju and Ned Woodman
@thatoneyeemo94215 жыл бұрын
I do!!😂😂😂😂
@LeadGuitarist4 жыл бұрын
Me 🙋🏻♀️
@katery283 ай бұрын
😂🤣This guy is refreshing. Perfect balance of silliness, crude humor and relative content👌🏻
@tynodam4 жыл бұрын
When he said *_"Yeah you're laughing i'm single now"_* i felt that
@e-e47614 жыл бұрын
It was so heart warming to see his reaction after the golden buzzer was hit
@stela9095 жыл бұрын
"I think he figured white people need to eat white food "part got me in tears😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@freddier53762 жыл бұрын
“My rice uncle, Ben” Took me about ten seconds then I started laughing uncontrollably
@cecils33573 жыл бұрын
This guy is incredible! I discovered him a while back and I still keep coming back to hear him over and over, and still laugh just as hard as the first time. He is so very funny!!! I love the way he laughs throughout his routine. He will never be the same and I know he will, from now on, be super famous.
@cooperslays55293 жыл бұрын
“This mirror makes me look fatter than I really am” I said “wow I think my eyes have the same problem” LOL XD he should’ve won
@jacksonia77243 жыл бұрын
I don’t get that joke
@ev69503 жыл бұрын
@@jacksonia7724 it’s a fat joke bru
@cooperslays55293 жыл бұрын
@@jacksonia7724 it means she is fat there’s nothing wrong with the mirror or his eyes
@gramethyst2920 Жыл бұрын
His comic timing is impeccable. He starts out with harmless topics and gradually intensifies until he has us laughing about controversial and could have been painful topics. Great credit to him
@naomiemacanda70344 жыл бұрын
I love him going to see him Sunday in Milton Keynes and I didn’t have enough money to come see him and he said I can get free tickets!!!! Me and my friend are on the guest list!!! He is FCKIN HILARIOUS!!! LOVE HIM 💗💗
@chasewebb82625 жыл бұрын
He is actually much funnier than most known comedians. I hope we see more of him soon.
@ahmedalaskalany92755 жыл бұрын
I haven't had my face hurt from laughing for a while.
@kaifisshhh6 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THIS GUY!! I would watch him if he had his own tv show
@TheMannequin4 жыл бұрын
I just like how Simon says "naughty" LMAO
@thomasarussellsr5 жыл бұрын
Where did you get the food... hilariously genious. Slept with his wife, took his land, and made him a Christian... ROTFLMBO. How did he not win?
@inaridefucc89046 жыл бұрын
I'm in love with this comedian I wanna see more of this
@ahmadalmaliki51596 жыл бұрын
😉😉😉
@avendsedano6 жыл бұрын
i was hoping he and tokio were top 2 I feel bad he wasn't second happy that tokio won he Daliso deserved 2nd at least
@khalshemraj2 жыл бұрын
Yeah he’s good but Izzy was also amazing
@harrisonbramhall-knowles23424 жыл бұрын
2006: "The good old days were better" 2020: It's Corona time
@Laurent._4 жыл бұрын
@@gavielrhysdevangelista2748 why Jesus Christ
@joec72174 жыл бұрын
"The good old days were terrible" Yeah so is 2020
@titan1337604 ай бұрын
@@joec7217 Yes, but at least we have better access to medicine now to combat the COVID-19 pandemic, compared to 200 years ago where you'd be lucky to get vaccinated against polio
@LiamElRey4 жыл бұрын
Wait he’s from Malawi 🇲🇼!!! My school has a partner school there and we are raising money to build a bridge across a river costing 20k to help young children in Malawi have education. We send over the oldest students and they teach the children from Malawi! We literally have a week called Malawi week in my school! That is crazy!
@iveemiltran12484 жыл бұрын
Wow that's so nice :D
@vita81663 жыл бұрын
Your school sounds like an incredible place, meanwhile my school is making the children clean the walls and bathrooms if we TALK IN CLASS
@LiamElRey3 жыл бұрын
@@vita8166 it is! It’s a private school so that means they can afford to help people in other countries
@oanhsie95536 жыл бұрын
This guy is fucking hilarious. I want to go to Malawi now xDDD
@pearlepeterson98305 жыл бұрын
*Thou shall not swap* -DEAD- 😂😂😂😂
@jakkuwolfinsomnia80583 жыл бұрын
I love Daliso he’s such a great jolly personality! Just seeing him happy makes me a lot happier and his funny jokes make me laugh even after 100 times watching it, he still makes me laugh 😂❤️ love you Daliso! 💕
@merak66584 жыл бұрын
the delivery of certain lines is amazing- the way he talks is almost as entertaining as what he's saying
@frummel4036 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha loving this guy! Please come to the Netherlands. Would defenitely go see his show!
@abby.4784 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched this so many times and Daliso never gets old!
@eiyakoi5 жыл бұрын
"I was attempted to steal, But the bible says "Thou shall not steal" but nowhere does it said "Thou shall not swap" "😂😂😂 HES HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂
@LunaWolf985 жыл бұрын
probably my favourite comedian on any got talent show so far. Id 100% pay to see him in show