Need a shirt that says Girl-Boss-ton 😂

@@Quicksymphony ...guys will just come up with "Girl-Bustin'..."

Woman pissing contest: Evil Queen tricks Evil She-Dragon and Evil Princess. Evil She-Dragon and Evil Princess duel who was tricked more. Call it a tie and kill the Evil Queen. Evil She-Dragon and Evil Princess galop into the setting sun.

​@@wowado Brilliant!!! 👏 👏 👏 🤣🤣🤣

The most annoying thing about this film is that it’s not as though there isn’t potential in this story and trope subversion. Humanising the villain (the dragon) and communicating with it instead of just killing it because a female character might have a different approach than a man isn’t a terrible idea. Teaming up with it to get revenge at the end? Also, not bad. Her predilection to maps and mazes could have paid off by her charting the dungeon as she explores it. I’d say it’s a waste but this project was doomed from the start with these writers.

Smart girl.

r/thathappened

@@danielclark-hughes692people like you must think that every human being floats through life never doing or saying anything, seeing as you’ll react to the most mundane of slightly comedic situations with “OH, 🙄 YEA, 🥴 sure, PAL 🤪 because people TOTALLY 🤯 act like people irl 🤓” the inability to believe anything doesn’t make you anywhere near smart

​@@danielclark-hughes692Oh my god you got so triggered 😂

Your daughter and her friends showed some dragon balls... LOL!

Lembas bread.

@@carig121 LOL!

Just because the peasants are starving doesn't mean the royalty is starving

Now remember the Hunger Games ... ahaha

And full of sass! You go girl!

very mcuh so. her trying to find a way out makes sense. erfusing to accept her fate. but then you have the asinine thing like letting her father die when he litreally came to save her. And her somehow overpowering the dragon that crushed armies.... and said dragon being vulnerable to her own fire.... It isn't sooo bad an idea that the dragon isn't inherently malevolent, its spite towards the family that killed her children vs anything else. though it killing the peeps and her father is a plot hole cause she shoulda been like 'why are you here. you do not smell like them.'

It was already a thing in greek mythology. It should have worked.

I liked the idea of the princess befriending the dragon, but again, bad execution.

@@taddad2641 Not inherently malevolent? She's been killing innocent women for, what was it, centuries, three times a year? (Like holy fuck, do the dragon think humans are rabbits or something; where do you get three adult daughters every bloody year, from?) And I'm not talking about trick the family played; even if they had sacrificed actual members of the family; those girls would have had nothing to do with what the king did; even punishing the king by killing those daughters (still evil, mind you) has been dead for centuries, you can't punish him anymore; so it's been killing the innocent regardless of the trick.

​​@@3dmaster205i thought it was three daughters per generation, idk they couldve said per year tbh i wasnt watching that closely

And yet... The sister was more interesting character XD

But she wasn't saved by a man god forbbid no, she was saved by a woman

HAHAHAHA

@@mariazedek1157 And the movie passes the Bechdel test, too!

They could have made it so a man is the damsel in distress, but nooooo they couldn't even stand that, all the men had to *DIE*

Considering they always seem to want one as a sacrifice, I guess we ALL should have known.

Idea for a movie: Dragon in Kingdom demands his usual sacrifice of young womam every year. The classic. Dragon is indeed strong and nobody can touch him. They tried for years. Plan to train up young girls into assassins as only they get close enough as sacrifice. Trained from 6 years old into some murderous killing machines. Movie follows the one that seems the one with the most potential. Done. All the empowerment. Enough logic to be at least feasable.

If she could pull off a spell like "dragu-slave/dragon-slave", sure than it would make sense.

With a sword even, not sure what that's going to do besides tickle it.

@@2nd_DirectorateAnd how are you going to kill a dragon without some serious hardware that you can't actually hide? You can't exactly smuggle a barrel of gun powder up your snatch. You'd need some siege equipment or some hefty magic if we're going full fantasy. You just added more girl bosses to the mix.

🤔....nope!

Agreed, thankfully

I'd try but I've got nothing to disprove your point. So it must be true!

That sounds legit.

I only watched the movie so I could watch the review

yea that is pretty bullshit on her part, especially when its clear he came to rescue her.

And then she invites the Dragon who killed her father - slowly and painfully - to live with them? Dinners will be awkward...

Solid point. Not only that, she discovers a miracle of medicine in medieval times. Does she take them back to her kingdom, maybe tell the world of the basically magic healing slugs she's found? Naah, 's good. Just leave them with the dead and dying under the incinerated pile of rubble. Man, this movie gets worse the more thought you put into it, doesn't it?

Facts! I forgot about that! What a _____. So all the men get what they've "got coming". 😂

well she is obviously devoid of any compassion

Yup, and I've imagined the nowadays style ending and I was right.

and that they would team-up

Yeah, but you have to remember that they tried to write a good entertaining funny movie back then. And succeeded, but still, today they don't even try that anymore.

@@Rakshiir yeah you’re right. Disparu would be outta work if they still made good stuff.

@@geethanx2000they do still make good stuff 🙄. I hate this crappy“nothing is good anymore” attitude.

@@Rakshiirthey certainly do. You people just obviously don't watch movies very often or don't care to look.

​@@Las645Examples please.

You are right, even Damsel isn't so overpowered that the villain couldn't possibly win and Captain Marvel does that in both movies. But Damsel is succeeding in being more annoying which is impressive, she is Rachel Zegler level of annoying. Captain Marvel is so wooden that her personality can't be annoying, because she doesn't have one.

Ima let you finish, but beyonce had the best album of all time

​@@reallybig4868except for that "country song" she recently put out, that was absolute garbage!

"You've got to step up sun! You've got to do better!" 😂

Her so-called princess voice in this move was SOO CRINGE>

Is your skin, the parts you can touch, immune to gastric acid? No, well then... I guess you the human is a plot hole as well.

@@Lobos222 Dragons don't digest things they eat with the help of fire, or rather they don't have fire in their stomachs to digest things with. I understand your point that yes the juices inside me can hurt my outside but also I can't really die from an acid burn because of my own puke. The point I'm trying to make is that in almost all fantasy, dragons are immune or at the very least, very resistant to fire. It's really really dumb to kill a dragon with it's own fire unless you tell the audience in a clever way why the dragons can be hurt by their own fire (magic maybe)

@@spongerobert So, i'm no fantasy dragon expert lol but I think it depends how the fire is created. Like there are some dragons that have gas come up their throat and then it ignites in their mouth or near it and they're usually not invulnerable to fire. In fact, it's an effective way to kill it. This dragon's fire seemed liquidy and heavy. If it's liquidy it'll stay on longer. It won't just brush off the scales which works if the fire can't penetrate the dragon scales when quickly brushing across it. Heavy liquid at that temp will probably do some damage.

@@thitpoulsen352 In DnD dragons don't always use fire but whatever they use they're always almost immune to their own damage. In some fantasy stories it's said that if you were to force it's fire breath back down it's own throat it would explode or like in Reign of Fire they killed the dragon with explosive tipped bolts fired down it's throat. The long and short of it is that if it wasn't resistant to it's own breath it would literally hurt itself all the time while doing dragon stuff especially in the case where it uses sticky napalm because it's bound to splash back.

@@spongerobert I suppose that makes sense. I have no idea what the rules are for DnD dragons, just movies i've previously watched.

Elo didn't get the di though

Truly a movie of all time.

I was honestly expecting her to say "I am all the princesses!!".

She was running in God Mode with cheat codes

Based! Your son rocks!

@@darktenor4967please 😂 Even the most “based” people still support ghey marriage I remember when it wasn’t marriage and now hella based people are like “trans activism has gone too far” “Oh ghey marriage? Yes that’s cool” 😂

There are families of narcos that shape alliances through marriage and so. Where there is power there is the desire to maintain it and if possible to increase it.

Moreover, _everyone_ back then did arranged marriages for sake of profit (whether political or economical). It's only recently that humanity got so much better off that they no longer need to use their own children to bargain for resources needed for survival…

Actually, she was willing to marry the prince for her people. That's not an issue in this movie. The prince betrays her after they get married.

@tomriddle164 after telling her sister it's wrong, complaining to her mother, and grilling her soon to be with multiple condescending questions right after admitting she got guilt tripped into it. The original comment is about how they are taught to accept it as their duty for a lifetime of lavishment

The trope is not only done, it's fucking retarded. Princess dosn't want to marry for political convenience? The fuck is she gonna do? It's the fucking Middle Ages! The only social security she can have is by building a family with strong ties and have family members with lots of wealth. Even as a noble woman she will have to manage her estate and the moment she gets old and dosn't have people to protect her, it will be taken from her, because it's the fucking Middle Ages and people are in survival mode. What is she gonna do when another Nobel starts a fight with her over some trivial bullshit to extort her and she dosn't have men to fight for her? Hire some Mercenaries? And who will protect her from the Mercenaries looting her Estate and raping her?

to a dragon, they might not realize humans have different races, that is something humans spot cause we see humans so often. Humans arent used to seeing chimp faces, google different chimps and lined up they all look different, but in the wild we could easily mistake them too. every animal is used to their own kind like this, fun fact

@@Phoe8D Fair enough. But the other point still stands. Lots of sacrificed pirecesses have stayed for quite some time in this caves and the dragon comminicates with them on a rergular basis as it seems. And quite a lot of them have found the safe room, they could draw a map of the caves and put down their names etc.. So at least some of them should have tried to tell the dragon that they were betrayed by the royal family themselves. Even if the dragon dont believe them at first - at least i would become suspicious at one point if the princesses keep telling the same story.

We have one line from the dragon saying it was "unprovoked," which could be a bald-faced lie, or the dragon just not understanding that hunting and eating humans is a good to provoke humans

What if the men available to help you are scrawny?

Nor have they ever been in any kind of fight with a man. Or dealt with non-Western men in any capacity.

Thank you! That's part of the problem. All these "strong women" aren't strong at all. Blue collar work is men's work.

When I was in welding school I was surprised by how many women were in the program, I'd say about 20% They mostly specialize in TIG welding, where you _almost_ never catch on fire.

I live in Vermont and me and my mom both chop wood! The trick is mostly how you hold the axe, but yes doing it all day would be exhausting and my bf can do that so he definitely has an advantage but women can and do chop wood!

Disparu: "It's the audience ditching the girl boss and movies to its box office flop deaths."

Yeah, so many basic logic plot holes

I'm also interested in the lack of bows and/ or spears... a sword would be my last choice of weapon when I know I'm going to be fighting a dragon.

@@BullDogBreed75 A sword would be my last choice of weapon when I know I'm going to be fighting anyone. Every army used some form of long pointy stick as their main infantry weapon until widespread use of firearms. And even then they had pointy sticks attached to their firearms.

I think I'd choose that option all the time

Exponentially what a word!!! And yes so true! Word of the day goes to the guy/girl with the longer name than mine.

I have just one thing to say about that "based economy"

I'd subscribe if that was an option.

that might be a good move actually. Like the arena of old. We make it. You tear it. Go on boys!

The dragon did nothing wrong.

Dragon was dope looking and sounding, ngl. Shame it was wasted on this dreck.

Nah, dude. I wanted to scream when it wasn’t. Yea, the dragon was by far the coolest character, but from a moral perspective, it should’ve been killed. Elodie could’ve stopped the cycle of death right then and there, protecting the lives of the kingdom (like the king intended when he went to kill the fire breathing force of destruction), and saved herself and her sister. The dragon chose to take vengeance for the death of her innocent kids by…killing innocent kids, instead of taking the life of the guy actually responsible for their deaths. _It didn’t matter that the princesses she killed weren’t the actual daughters of the king, because even if they were, they were innocent._ Elodie is a complete, sociopathic jerk. I wanted her _and_ the dragon dead.

The dragon is alive at the end of the movie...

When did the dragon die?

Not all, just the ones that managed to escape long enough to reach the Safe cave. The sacrificed girl N.1 (Elodie is N.2) for obvious reasons could not write her name

What impressed me is that so many of them survived the fall, bouncing off of the walls of that fairly deep chasm, got up without injuries, and walked over to the death wall to add their names. We even get to see MBB bouncing and tumbling from rock to boulder to crag before hitting bottom hard without getting so much as a bruise. Whatever plot armor she was wearing, I want for the next comic-con.

Pretty soon we will be girlbossing throughout the cosmos until we encounter a cosmic horror who strikes us down for our hubris like Icarus.

If it's the case, it's just that the sun is sexist

​@@X-atm092holy fuk I guess this is enough internet today

the chromosphere might not be hot enough for a real girlboss... Best take it all the way to the core.

@X-atm092 just wait, its coming down the pipeline. Ryleh will basically be turned into a goth hair salon

Also, why is there a black stepmother married to the king in a medieval themed movie? Everyone would be like "why has our king married this outsider?" She doesn't have an accent like they are trying to imply she was born there, where the frick does she come from? Why is no one questioning this like this is normal? In these kinds of shows, having pointy ears will get you eyed down and yet she looks this different from everyone else and clearly doesn't fit in and everyone accepts it? Wow, the medieval ages was truly an accepting and diverse period in time across Europe, I had no clue.

@@pbradics3670 To be fair, I commented that in the beginning of me watching the video but the point stands. Bad special effects aside, that race baiting move immediately takes you out of whatever could possibly happen because your brain is already noticing something off. Those black people shouldn't be there, this is medieval Europe essentially, they shouldn't be there, let alone married to a king. I don't really care to be honest, but those historical inaccuracies mean a LOT when you are making a historical show. I can't get in the idea of watching a historical movie when I'm staring at modern day on screen.

Now, like then, many women marry for money.......sorry, I mean, "security."

If you knew something about the middle ages, you'd know that people were sometimes not happy about being stuck in arranged marriages, hence why romances of courtly love (adultery) were around

You can leave out 'in medieval era'. It's still a thing.

They probably took the royal families riches and position.

Don't worry, now they have a dragon to help them maraude the neighboring nations and become an evil empire.

​@@nickelakon5369 I doubt any riches were taken. That Castle was scorched pretty quickly and she obviously is walking out with none of it

And then the dragon can smell her, and she is near and cant find her, or that a sound make it think she is far away when her nose tell her is rigth there, there is another girl that examine it and make a detal examine of the dragons eyes, wich are more of a goat than a predator, or animal that hunt but the thing it bothers her, was that if the draogon has those eyes, she should see in panoramic vision nearly 180 degrees, not cone shape, and suddenly Elodie is next to her eye, and the dragon didnt see her, the only reaosn the dragon loose is because they nerf all her ability

The king is not from the 'cursed' family bloodline, therefore it is the queen and her son, who can mark the princesses. This is why the dragon is not bothered by the smell of Elodie's dad's blood and the fact he is not part of the 'cursed' bloodline.

@@Krysnha Exactly. The thing with dragon's smelling ability is not logical. How much of that royal blood could stay on princesses after the ceremony? The wound seems deep, so how come it healed so fast without any protection from a dirt etc.? How come the dragon couldn't notice the wounds on other parts of princesses' bodies does not contain the smell of the royal blood? And as for finding location of the princess using smell sense, the caves are generally occupied by the dragon and bugs. Any new smell should stand out as hell.

@@allespomidores2845 indeed, also there was a video of another youtuber that talk about the eyes of the dragon, about the dragons eyes are more of a herbivore than of apredator, for example the eyes of the draongs are the ones of a goat or a more horizontal, a cat or predator like eagles, are vertical, she talk about the perspective and motive of it, the dragon has horizontal eyes outside what it is predator or prey those eyes will give it 180 paromanic vision, so how Elodie manage to sneak to him, beyond the smell, the moment she even aproach to her from behind she should smell her, not even see her. The movie grab the dragon and nerf it to no end, also once again point out, how in the f one minute she is sad because of a bird being fry and she has no mercy for a horse, also she never forgive her and has no mercy for the people in the kingdom outside the royal family, nor she doesnt care her own kingdom, she is a fking btch not a heroine

I actually have a theory for this one. This is why they needed princesses for the ceremony instead of just having a harem, or just throwing random peasant girls in the hole. She was of nobility, the mixing of blood in the hands was just to make it a little more familiar. I doubt it's the case but I like the theory

The yeet was one of the best parts of the movie. After watching the movie, I'm sure more than half the audience wanted to yeet her into the chasm.

based

He was done with her bullshit too.

Needs to be shown on a loop during credits.

Or as Captain Bertorelli would say, "It 'da says 'boom-diddy-boom-diddy-boom!"

her heart beats like a drum, like a drum, dum dum dum

She doesnt care

All I ever hear now is "I'm a woman"

Damsel was theater quality! So good I called people to tell them about it. I'm not a fan of dumb girl boss pandering, but this had good story, good acting, and awesome dragons. Granted, the marvels sucks. Damsel did a good story right (even if a bit heavy handed with the brothers grimm tragedy style) , sometimes it's fun to have clear good and evil without shades of grey.

@@matthewbaker320 I think you need glasses if you saw the movie as not having some serious moral grayness if not being unintentionally dark vs dark. The film literally ends with the castle and presumably its inhabitants being reduced to ashes. How many of those people weren’t involved at all?

"...good movies...this is not one of them"...Super good comment!

How high on Crack were you when you watched this? @@matthewbaker320

I don't think Netflix remembered that... 😂

Dude. Good one.

She was in those terrible movies?

@@SwiftNimblefootNah king of monsters was good. How Godzilla should be.

At least it was more convincing...

Poor birds. What did they even do?

The dragon only seems to care when bad things happen to her/her kind. Sort of like Reggie Franklin from "the boys"

That is so hilarious it should have happened.

lol...true

they were birds, not bats

@@w1975b cave birds?

@@floresf8727 yes. bats don't have beaks

@@w1975b or, the bats face looked weird after being burned. Pffft!! Cave birds over here☝🏽

Maybe the other kingdoms only send the princesses they _hope_ to never see again. 😂

They don't have Instragram

I think that's the entire plan. You have a princess to obnoxious to deal with. Bring it to dragon kingdom, we solve the problem for you and we even pay you for it. No questions asked.

Yea, and how exactly did the dragon not realize she wasn’t killing the royal family’s own daughters when they sent in members of every ethnic group under the sun? Cmon, if this dragon is intelligent enough to understand English perfectly, _and_ to understand the concept of human-like emotions and actions, she’d surely know that a family of white people doesn’t produce black, brown, and Asian children.

Say! Are your princesses so awful that everyone wants to trade them in for evil sorceresses? Well, stop draggin your tail and send them to BintBane Island! We will send you gold and an ice crusher for your insufferable cow princesses.

Not only eat, water, only water, she have was the ice drops, and she become also like you said more capable

And on Night five the kingdom had already lined up another marriage. So that prince was walking another princess around while the dragon set off the fire storm!!!

The power of intermittent fasting (unplanned, isolated, in a dragon cave variation)

that's Hollywood script-writing, baby!

You can be surprisingly active on an empty belly when your life is on the line.

Lol it should!

“Armor? Swords? Training? Lads, it doesn’t matter, we don’t have fallopian tubes! We’re done for!”

@@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access No, brave knight of vast physical strength, do not seek to contend with the beast! What are thy mighty thews compared to the limp noodle arms of a pubescent girl child! Don't you see that your mere heavily muscled physique is no substitute for being heroically female!? Harken not to the lie that muscle mass has any connection to actual strength, which is why - as is widely known - it is the case that no number of 300 pound, powerfully built men can even slow down a single ninety pound maiden...

And then one of them puts of a wig and a dress, and xim/xirs diversity power level goes OVER 9,000!!!! The dragon is utterly destroyed on Reddit and self-deletes in shame.

Michelle Obama wasn´t yet born so a feisty caucasian girl-boss must suffice. LOL

No wonder Hollywood writers are terrified of AI replacing them. Movie script - AI replaces Hollywood writers... discovers it can use money to buy more CPU's, RAM, and of course electricity... and... that audiences want good stories, and... Moviegoers and AI lived harmoniously ever after.

I'm of the mind of the Dragon does not have any idea how human anatomy or biology works this would also explain why she didn't catch the suspiciously diverse looking girls

Mary Sue plot armor

This is worse than Rey being stabbed by a disappearing dagger.

Also, all of the fire-breathing scenes make very little sense. Let's take what occurred in the movie as fact, she was able to dodge basically everything. However, I don't know about you, but being around even small fires the heat that comes off of them can become very uncomfortable very quickly. I would imagine just the sheer volume of fire there would have caused burns on her skin from the radiating heat. So she should at least be extremely sun burnt the entire movie.

@@WWYD0 True enough, but I can give that a pass like how the dragon fire goes out pretty fast, instead of .. keeping on burning like it should. I also like how she hid from the dragon after she escaped the mountain, while it burned everything around her. But when she comes out, it's all nice, lush, green, and not suffering from a nuclear meltdown.

Mary sue plot armour, like how can the dragon smell only one drop of blood, but when she see her father dont realize, hey these smell different by the way how the dragon can smell a drop of blood in her, but not find her when she is less than a metre of him, worst, when she can smell her know she is near and is distracted by a sound the rother side of the cave, worst, these dragon can smell a drop of blood, how can she not realize wait, the smell, is different, yes blood same but smell in general, how can the dragon not see her arriving her until last minute to put a blade near her eyes, worst how can a dragon not think wait a minute these are all same line of humans, and has comunicate with them, why none of the girls try to expalin the dragon wat is going on, ok she didnt beleive but if more than once tell her that, wouldnt she act suspitious. The dragon to put blunt, one minute is a force of nature, the other all her abilities reduce so Elody wins

Permanently perfect makeup is a super power of girl bosses.

As someone who used to slide like that back in highschool, I will tell you, it's pretty painful. I'm surprised I didn't break my shin bones from doing it a lot, just a rip skin

How many fail videos have we seen on either the beach or snow where someone tries that slidey thing only to stop dead and tumble arse over tit (crude but accurate)? A repeat of that would've been worth watching.

Not to mention her perfectly parted and evenly cut hair. That she maintained in the cave. In the dark. Without a mirror. Or scissors. Or a comb.

Not much thought into it.

The AI didn't think matters through.

I literally had that same thought

Yep... Pretty much.

They were worried the dragon would do the pea test so decided to play it safe.

In the movie the dad was told before the sacrifice and the marriage We can assume that all the fathers are tild before the marriage This also creates questions What happens if you refuse If you still accept won't you earn other nations Because of this why are there no rumors. 3 counties princess's every generation, wouldn't they have formed enough alliances to kill the dragon

It's probably magical worm juice!

And whatever conditioner she uses, apparently it renders her hair fireproof.

I too, need to know! :D

tyrone gonna fill that gap in logic

I don't get why they think women they portray as physically and mentally superior to any man is someone other women can warm to but they also make them bitchiest, moaniest, self centred horrors on the planet. No woman, well no one at all for that matter, would want anything to do with her. Can't help wondering as well, when she was doing the let's walk out of the fire ravaged castle bit - where's her sister and her step mum? I assume around somewhere - or not.

I’ve had Fallopian tubes all my life, but I’ve never been able to pull any superpowers from them. I feel cheated! Though, people do tend to like being around me.

@LillyLou I’m a white dangly bits, where’s my Hollywood evil superpowers and privilege? I think… I think… Hollywood lied to me!

And the part of Galadrauron surviving fire into her head unscathed. I guess thr cliches are setting as there are not many new things a Mary Sue can face as alegory of the patriarchy (>_>)zzzZ.

Don't forget they literally ripped off Die Hard with the tight tunnel crawl just before that XD

Black widow understood the value of sacrifice.

What about Batman?

@@thomasb6283 which batman? Keaton and Conroy and Adam West would have survived. Bale probably would have been crippled. Any other batman would have plummeted to his death.

it is because that she did not have fallopian tubes lol

Well said!

Her makeup was the real hero!! stayed on point until the end!!!

The inevitability of current day storycopypaste

I think she looks pretty awesome and her voice sounds like what I imagine an ancient, feminine dragon would sound like (they didn’t have to edit the VA OG voice much at all lol) Damn shame it was wasted on this POS tho

The nailed it with the dragon for sure.

Hey that's no way to talk about Angela Bassett.

Watch Princess Bride

Any film at all showing a man and woman in a loving relationship would be a gargantuan change at this point.

Read The first chronicles of druss the legend.

Hallmark. There’s a reason it’s still around. It’s after Christmas so if you’re lucky it’ll be a mystery one.

I would throw my money at that so fast. Bring back traditional heroic tales.

This! I, Dragon is pretty damn good and this is a ripoff, really. The beginning and mid part are waaaay too similar for it to be a coincidence

At least she wasn't sacrifice because they upset a particular goddess

Killed the dragon with laughter

Good game

😂

Nah, even though she did NOT know her father betrayed her and knew she was going to be sacrificed, she just lets the Dragon kill him. Then again even the whole convincing part was super hard, the Dragon really did not want to listen, which is odd considering she is a very intelligent being yet when all signs point to that she had been lied to she refuses to even check it out?

Forget a sword or a lightsaber, "Damsel" got an entire dragon claw through her gut and walked it off in the same scene.

@@emanwe01 I love how modern day writers apparently dont understand the difference between past and present^^. "people can survive being stabbed through the gut" yes, today, cause we have hospitals and surgeons. Not in the distant past. "People marry because of love, not political stability and calculation" yes, today, not in the distant past. "Your sex isnt defining what you should and shouldnt do in life. And people think it is wrong when it does!" yes, TODAY, not in the DISTANT PAST!

@@emanwe01 Don't forget the lava bath she had and survived because...water and worms, I guess?

Sounds like a cool idea then tbh. But then again : could end horribly. Chances seem high that you will get a show runner/director that has other "modern" priorities. Like it happened with Rings of power, the witcher and such. You would have to enforce a strict limit of possible changes to characters and the plot, to ensure a good show. Or find a director that actually likes the source material

The Paksenarrion novels.

The common, running thread of every single DIE film. 'I cannot comprehend any perspective other than my own'

This is one of the main issues I had with many ‘classic’ Disney films once I got old enough to give them any real consideration. Almost all the princesses from the 90s have modern-day sensibilities in a time when said sensibilities wouldn’t be able to exist.

​@FuSato_NanananaJasmine comes to mind where she refuses all suitors when in reality she wouldn't be in a position to have any say. Also Mulan 2 where China would actually burn because Mulan convinces the princesses to ditch their duty to go marry the comedy relief soldiers of the first Mulan.

@@angrytheclown801 Yeah it would have made more sense if she was just suited to Jafar and Aladdin showed up and changed the Sultan's mind after the wish with Genie. Plot would have basically been the same. But at the same time it was a plot point that Jafar was magically manipulating the Sultan to make sure he would be the one to marry Jasmine soooo...perhaps it was still plausible within the plot that he would agree with her not approving of suitors.

There was a queen from Poland that indeed was quite a big deal for refusing an arranged marriage... But it wasn't for some modern empowerment, it was for good, understandable dislike of Germans.

The dragon who held a grudge for centuries and killed god knows how many people out of sheer spite.

One has dangly bits and the other hasn't, it makes perfect sense.

yes, and punish the royal family for killing girls, just not the actual dragon that is killing girls.@@Raximus3000

Sounds amazing for small movie

Beautiful

Try Dragonslayer

DragonHeart 4

Yessss

Maybe her dad needs to smack that look off her face 🤔

She can scowl?

That's just her face.

Yasss, before Hollywood decided she was the next big thing they should have reflected that she became famous for showing little to no emotion.

She is a graduate from the Kristen Stewart school of acting.

Indeed, why is she fireproof on the inside but not the outside ? Her scales even light up when she breathes magma, so you know it comes out of her throat.

“We’re going to need more coke” ~some screenwriter, probably

Dragons dogma story was pretty crap to be fair Gameplay was great though imo, let's hope it's not even worse with 2, they already won't allow small characters anymore due to some Woke PC BS and for some reason having a character be 5ft makes it a child and anyone who has a small character or pawn is making loli and is a p3d0 None of this makes sense, just like the movie hahahaha, modern day western companies are cancer

​@@noonyabeezniss4911the story is good the presentation of the story however 😮‍💨

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Better question why did they not just throw criminals down there... Why choose royalty if the dragon cannot tell the difference!

COuld have done a Lottery system like in DragonSlayer, but kept it more on the Downlow. Get Peasant women well in advance, clean them up, give them time to live in the Lap of Luxury and then do the hand cutting thing.

Royal blood mixture. The dragon uses her scent

@@DieNibelungenliadyeah, but "royal" is not a scent trait. Even with reality aside, the best the dragon could do is smell the bloodline and two mixed royalties. One extremely strong as a wet dog. And one heroin-bag in the water like, because they shook hands. If only it would be so easy for a murderer to outwitt police dogs as shaking hands with people... This goes into realistic vs believability category. Good stories must be believable even when set in unrealistic settings. Just because there are dragons (unrealistic "make believe" settings) doesn't mean you should suddenly make an ordinary princess survive a drop from 200ft, getting abilities on the go that she hadn't have a minute ago, making a dragon not immune to its own element, or presenting a girl who couldn't pierce a croco belly by her own stabbing an elder dragon. There are ways to trick and defeat fire dragons other then "burn them", making them literally less resilient to fire then the princess herself. Can you imagine the mortality of the dragon cubs if this was the case? Believability matters. Even in fantasy (and is mandatory for sci-fi I mind you).

The dragon didn't question at all why her father didn't smell of royal blood... They obviously didn't think this one through.

Stepmother, and remember it was also her mom who teach anything, the man is there just for the looks

@@alberto5770 she may be a stepmother... but how is that any better? it's just for "look at us, we're inclusive!"

There were black queens though. Not in Europe, but they existed. Why do you guys act like white countries are the only ones that have ever existed? Not every person of color was poor or a slave, a lot of them had power.

@@jacktheomnithere2127and how do you know its to be inclusive? Why does it matter? It's a world where dragons and magic exists, I'm not sure why everything else has to be realistic. If it was the red be no dragons or magic.

​@@Las645what part of "medieval setting" can't you grasp? That's as idiotic as having a readheaded white dude by an Aztec Emperor

And more believably. At least once with _Peach._

They did it with the live action Mulan. It was terrible.

They did it with a Shrek sequel, and despite it not being the best movie, it was way more emotionally impactful than whatever this dreck is. The plot was that rumplestiltskin came to town, saw Shrek was having a rough time adjusting to the noise and busyness of married parent life, and manipulated him into signing away his current life to go back to the quiet peace he had as a bachelor. This meant he never saved Fiona, of course, so she ended up saving herself and forming an ogre guerrilla war. Dizzied and disappointed by how much worse the world was after choosing to never meet the love of his life, Shrek goes on a mission to reunite with Fiona (who’d never met him in this reality), share true love’s first kiss, and restore his former life. A whole bunch of silly shenanigans ensue with him encountering this alternate reality’s version of his friends, eventually leading him back to Fiona. Her struggles have left her jaded, however, and she’s uninterested in anything related to romance. Love never saved her, like she’d been promised; she’d had to save herself. Shrek does manage to kiss her about halfway through the movie, but it doesn’t restore the proper world, because Fiona doesn’t love him. The rest of the movie follows Shrek learning to finally appreciate his loved ones and how much better life is when lived for others instead of spent by oneself, and Fiona learns the same. What that movie taught and Damsel failed to even comprehend, is that even when life fails you-and it will-you should never give up on other people. No matter how easy it may seem to try to shoulder the burdens of life alone rather than enlist the help of those you have convinced yourself you can’t trust, living life alone is never worth it, it won’t make you happy. It’s shocking that a meh sequel to an animated movie that came out over twenty years ago is far, far superior to the work of modern Hollywood in both theming and execution.

Yeah, all these supposedly modern takes on fairy tales/medieval stories were already being done like this in the 90s and 00s. But this is the 2020s, where everything old is new again! lol.

Didn't they sort of do this in Enchanted?

"HEY! INVISIBLE MAGE! YOU SEE ANYTHING?!"

A lot of nat 1 for stealth, aye?

My plan: MIND-CONTROL THE DRAGON AND USE IT TO ATTACK ALL THE KINGDOMS!! Then 'slay' it (have it impale itself on my sword) and have all the kingdoms make me EMPEROR!!! (Alondro is best villain with best evil plans)

They made more of them.

vermathrix is the best dragon design on film. and your right, no girl boss, but one cross dresser.

As soon as I saw "1981" I knew this comment was a win.

Shrek is literally the same movie but its actually good.