Dan Destroys Crystal's House
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6 жыл бұрынIn An Episode Called 'Lies My Father Told' Dan Destroys Crystal's House And A Cup
@thetommyknockerman7193 5 жыл бұрын
Dan had a lot of pain and anger over all that. He's not just being a drunk ass. He's hurt. John Goodman is an amazing actor.
@LEGENDPantherJennings 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@charlieedmonds7479 3 жыл бұрын
Very good actor indeed!!, He's sought after by almost every producer and director
@mattwatts7008 2 жыл бұрын
All drunks are hurting. Well all drunks over 30.
@andyleal6982 2 жыл бұрын
That's pretty much me right now
@nicolenewsome4863 2 жыл бұрын
Yep. Very hurt. His dad (ED) screwed Dan up really bad and Dan's mother as well. When somebody is drunk they tell the truth because they are so smashed that all of their inhibitions and the filter they have when they are sober goes out the window and they really don't care who hears and they just let it out.
@joanna7350 3 жыл бұрын
They're scared and Rosie comes in like "I know how to handle him.."
@MattHadder Жыл бұрын
She steps back when she opens the door and he throws the cup. You can tell he look on her face, she's afraid, also
@jackloveall7672 3 жыл бұрын
Lonnie- Get out of our house! Dan just smiles LMAO
@littlesongbird1 Жыл бұрын
@TheSapphireDragon1 I kind of wish they had featured him more on the show. I feel like he went through a lot. His dad died in a freak accident when he was young, it was just him and his mom for a while before Dan's father married Crystal.
@Megaeryn Жыл бұрын
@TheSapphireDragon1 I think his actor passed away unfortunately, along with Mark's
@erinramseur4359 Жыл бұрын
Crystal grabbed his arm and pulled him towards her 😂
@streamingnowstreamingnow2568 Жыл бұрын
David vs Goliath. A hammer to the temple while Dan is looking away and Dan would be on the ground while Crystal calls an Ambulance. My cousin smashed a Lamp on his Mothers Boyfriend and the shards were so close to an Arterie on his neck that he could've died, needed stitches, glue and everything. PoS OD'ed with his Biological Son a few months back.
@crlewis 4 жыл бұрын
Well that’s always the first sign that he’s had to much caffeine
@ambercrosland6472 4 жыл бұрын
I remember this episode
@cmvogt5951 3 жыл бұрын
Dan is a Caffeine Man, he can Drink until he gets Hyper and destroys Crystal and Lonnie's House.
@Beefer-e4j Жыл бұрын
@@cmvogt5951😂😂😂
@TBONE_2004 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not drinking this *_DAMN COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!_*
@thedrewdog 3 жыл бұрын
I love Dan's expression when Lonnie squares up to him. Dan may be drunk and angry, but he finds Lonnie's bravery admirable and hilarious at the same time. Maybe it reminded Dan of how he defended his own Mom.
@joanna7350 3 жыл бұрын
I like Rosie's comment how his ankle is as big as Lonnie's chest.
@datsapaddlin 2 жыл бұрын
Lol he would get demolished but at least he had heart 😂.
@wilfredtwitchthrust7688 Жыл бұрын
@@joanna7350 Yeah, but the size of his balls made up for it.
@johnhorton9637 11 ай бұрын
He's like really? But hey even thought I'd stomp into the ground . But I like you even more now
@charlieedmonds7479 3 жыл бұрын
John Goodman is terrific
@babygiraffe123 Жыл бұрын
"Uh, that was pretty cute, Lonnie, but his ankle is as big as your chest." 🤣
@ChrisWilliams87-06 2 ай бұрын
Yes, but us small guys have the power to kick a man of any size in the balls
@harvesterofstorms4932 2 жыл бұрын
1:00 Then he comes back and he goes "Look honey, I gotcha a lamp!" I know it's a serious scene but the way John Goodman delivered that line always made me laugh.
@SharitCreations Жыл бұрын
Crystal definitely matured a lot after marrying Ed. She was able to stand up for herself and her kids.
@Timburgess03.. 4 жыл бұрын
When Crystal pull her son back making that I wouldn’t dare try to up man dan I just started cracking up 🤣🤣
@Wiz83 3 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this as a kid. Very intense scene.
@shelbyrateike1839 Жыл бұрын
God I hate how much I relate to this. I didn’t destroy other peoples’ places but I destroyed my own while drunk & breaking down from the pain & trauma my family caused me. I went to rehab & Im 6 months sober & seeking therapy so I can never be this way again. Life can be so hard but don’t ever think alcohol will help you because it won’t
@lindaclarke204 Жыл бұрын
Shelby I hope you are now 4 months sober and living healthy. If not....make tomorrow day 1. ❤️
@Beefer-e4j Жыл бұрын
Hope you’re doing well- if not, it’s never too late to try again ❤
@shelbyrateike1839 Жыл бұрын
awh I just saw these comments. thank you!! I’m actually just a little over a year sober 🥳
@ArthurRex131 Жыл бұрын
May your journey be nothing but healing for you. God bless. And congratulations on making the one year mark.
@abadambly8357 Жыл бұрын
Do you realize that Crystal is living in David's old house?
@javiernarvaez5297 Жыл бұрын
Lonnie may not have gotten Dan out of the house, but he gets an ‘A’ for effort. Plus, he was pretty bold for standing up to a drunk Dan.
@SharitCreations Жыл бұрын
Until Ed came along Lonnie was always man of the house. He always took care of his mom.
@chayo4537 Жыл бұрын
Men always think twice before stepping up to another man. But don't hesitate to put hands on a woman
@jonmacdonald5345 Жыл бұрын
@@chayo4537LMFAO hahaha
@Free2LoveDorks 4 жыл бұрын
That kiss he blew at the end XD
@selinaogorman8380 3 жыл бұрын
I know he didn’t mean mess up Crystals house he was hurting inside from all the stuff his dad has done to him holding up anger inside is not going to help anything poor Dan but I felt bad for Crystal.
@nicolenewsome4863 2 жыл бұрын
Dan was hiding a lot of hurt and pain and when Dan got drunk he finally showed what he kept bottled up inside all those years.
@dietrichjoanne 2 жыл бұрын
@@nicolenewsome4863, Crystal didn't deserve to be the target of his anger.
@ArthurRex131 Жыл бұрын
@@dietrichjoanne Crystal wasn't the target of his anger. Ed was. Crystal was just caught in the crossfire.
@andyleal6982 2 жыл бұрын
This is pretty much me right now, been going through depression, pain, hurt and anger lately myself
@P.s.a.l.m.23 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@P.s.a.l.m.23 2 жыл бұрын
I’m not sure how to come out of it
@Beefer-e4j 2 жыл бұрын
@@P.s.a.l.m.23 same
@itsghosti Жыл бұрын
Hang in there, nothing lasts forever. Even pain
@erickbuckner4485 7 ай бұрын
How?
@ambercrosland6472 4 жыл бұрын
Dan's dad wasn't there for Dan or Dan's mom he always left when he didn't want to be there and Dan took care of his mom by himself all those years and the cherry on top was the fact that he sent back every letter and birthday card Dan sent ed Jr and his sister back to Dan not wanting Dan to be in their life! I don't blame Dan but he went about it all wrong
@drakeloki4214 3 жыл бұрын
Ed was a traveling sales man and the scene after this made it seem like it was more complicated than Ed not wanting to be with his family becauseit was to tough. Plus the Letter thing from the Connors makes no sense I honestly think who ever wrote that had no idea this episode existed or that Crystal was also in the revival season of Roseanne.
@jtomally9681 3 жыл бұрын
@@drakeloki4214 Pretty much. "The Conners" is a disgrace and plain sucks.
@keithrieck5363 3 жыл бұрын
Dan's father is not the bad guy here. Watch the whole episode and you will actually see what a good guy dans father really was.
@JasonAlredge 2 жыл бұрын
@@jtomally9681 Thank God I am not a minority on this issue.
@sweetjrewing5435 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for telling us what we already knew,now I can sleep tonight 🙄
@RussianOrphan1 5 жыл бұрын
I got you a lamp!
@KraXoom Жыл бұрын
Tbh, as sad as this scene is, Dans dad is a weirdo. His father knew this girl since she was a child since Roseanne and her were friends and Dan and Roseanne were together since Highschool so I’m sure he’s seen her around as a teen. As a kid I was on Crystals side but as an adult I feel like his father exhibited groomer behavior.
@janetblackmon7753 4 жыл бұрын
I Love You Uncle Robert With All Of My Heart.❤️
@jackthomas6952 3 жыл бұрын
John Goodman was noticeably Thinner in this season.
@tylerlondon5052 2 жыл бұрын
Cocaine.
@thomaskemer8109 2 жыл бұрын
Dexi-trim
@Buckaroo_Baldwin Жыл бұрын
I think this is around the time of The Flinstones, he did lose some weight forbthat.
@TallSilentGuy 11 ай бұрын
@@Buckaroo_Baldwin When your agent tells you "You need to lose weight to play Fred Flintstone" you know things are serious!
@user-so9qk1nf4t 5 ай бұрын
He had gastric bypass , or some kind of surgery
@LEGENDPantherJennings 4 жыл бұрын
I love this Show
@crystalwater505 7 ай бұрын
Some of my favorite parts from this show were when Dan would get angry and yell. Loved that.
@clamshell6863 Жыл бұрын
LOL That last line was epic. I miss Roseanne.
@elifoust7664 3 жыл бұрын
Dysfunctional Families ,American style
@jasonsmith-bm1sv Жыл бұрын
Ironically John Goodman was an alcoholic during this period, and would occasionally drink on the job.
@BeeKee404 2 жыл бұрын
There was a scene cut from here where Roseanne apologizes to Crystal about Dan and she finds Dan passed out on a bush when she leaves.
@littlesongbird1 Жыл бұрын
cool is that online somewhere
@BeeKee404 Жыл бұрын
@@littlesongbird1 I don't know but the scene should be in the uncut version of the episode. It's not technically a deleted scene but it was apparently deleted in the cable version.
@littlesongbird1 Жыл бұрын
@@BeeKee404 I feel like I remember seeing that scene when it first aired on ABC...glad I am not loosing it.
@DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993. 2 жыл бұрын
I love that Dan, blitzed as he is, respects the hell out of Lonnie for putting a little bass in his voice. He easily could kill him if he want but he'd probably go easy on the kid to give him a shot.
@jazzsolocup3291 2 жыл бұрын
Dan saw himself in Lonnie. He was protecting his mother just like Dan did
@LaKellita Жыл бұрын
Dan knew that none of it was Lonnie's fault and that he wasn't happy about it either.
@ArthurRex131 Жыл бұрын
@@LaKellita Hell, Dan wasn't even really trying to be an asshole. He was trying to warn them about Ed, albeit in a very scary manner due to his drunkenness. If Crystal hadn't been so rightfully terrified she would have probably seen what he was really trying to do.
@jennyoneill8497 4 жыл бұрын
I think the guy that played Lonnie also played a young joey in full house in a flashback
@littlesongbird1 4 жыл бұрын
I think you are right..would make sense...same network...
@partyguy101ify 2 жыл бұрын
He did. His name is Kristopher Kent Hill, and he died in June 2019.
@robertbreschard3493 Жыл бұрын
It’s possible
@markusniepmann4804 Жыл бұрын
John Goodman ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ Love This Man forever , greetings from Hamburg Germany ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
@1223steffen Жыл бұрын
Being lied to hurts and knowing the truth hurts too. No win situation for dan
@90sNickfan91 3 жыл бұрын
This scene is hilarious.
@officialdonnietae 7 ай бұрын
The last minute or so is funny, but the rest of it was eerily uncomfortable
@twiztid6977420 3 жыл бұрын
Need more men like Dan Connor
@jonnaking3054 2 жыл бұрын
His behavior was totally unacceptable here.... wrecking Crystal's home over conflict with his father... Realistically Crystal should have filed criminal charges against him.
@shonda79able Жыл бұрын
No we don't. Crystal should have called the cops on him.
@Beefer-e4j Жыл бұрын
Weird vid to comment that under though 😂😂😂
@marcusramirez2100 6 ай бұрын
Thank you for destroying Crystal's vase that makes me think of 16th Street Olive Garden in Moline and the Kimberly Road one in Davenport makes me think of The trick me up trick me down episode WITH Kathy Bowman .😊
@justmeiniowa 2 ай бұрын
Davenport here !
@marcusramirez2100 2 ай бұрын
When he says the profane d word to describe the coffee as an adjective he means it's caffeinated and it's not decaf.😊
@delb5013 5 жыл бұрын
Damn it he is not!
@elliottsohns4686 4 жыл бұрын
Give Rosanne another chance.
@snakeman6124 4 жыл бұрын
NO!!!!!!!! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE MAN!!!!! FUCK HER!!!!!!
@ventriloquistvance2388 2 ай бұрын
Why do some people think it's a good idea to solve their problems by drinking too much alcohol?
@janicebanfield2803 5 жыл бұрын
Roseanne is so funny
@aubrigutierrez4734 11 ай бұрын
I love dans crazyness
@mistercool3859 Жыл бұрын
Lonnie was handsome. How come the actor never worked again? EDIT: I just found out that the actor, Kristopher Kent Hill, died. May he rest in peace.
@justinb.1459 3 жыл бұрын
Dan was a real man 😂
@hunterdavis2480 6 жыл бұрын
Is Dan drunk
@lancebunner2560 6 жыл бұрын
Hunter Davis Yes He Is And If You Watch The Video Of Roseanne Talking To Dan While He Is Drinking Beer But The Next Morning Dan Is Sober
@hunterdavis2480 6 жыл бұрын
Oh ok
@lancebunner2560 6 жыл бұрын
Hunter Davis Yea And I Just Uploaded It A Week Ago
@lancebunner2560 6 жыл бұрын
Hunter Davis Yea And I Just Uploaded It A Week Ago
@JasonAlredge 6 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@AngelGrL1213 8 ай бұрын
This was really sad and emotional episode for Dan. The reason Dan hated his father so much because his father didn't tell Dan the truth about his mother's long history for mental illness.
@88Doug 3 жыл бұрын
Dan gets mad and snaps
@nicolenewsome4863 2 жыл бұрын
He has the right to be mad in this scene.
@88Doug 2 жыл бұрын
@@nicolenewsome4863 Good old internet...... you're right. He does.
@rafaelhakimian6873 6 жыл бұрын
I don't c any major but sober destruction
@ChrisWilliams87-06 2 ай бұрын
How is breaking a coffee mug, destroying someone's house
@jennyoneill8879 3 жыл бұрын
I dont remember this at all....
@stephenr3910 11 ай бұрын
Dan was unfair to his father. And Ed took it from him all those years to protect Audrey.
@aubrigutierrez4734 11 ай бұрын
I wonder where he gets it from 🤔
@robertbreschard3493 3 жыл бұрын
0:49 1:24 destructiveness
@TallSilentGuy 11 ай бұрын
2:03 Isn't it lucky that Drunk Dan is also Gullible Dan who will swallow any lie you tell him?
@81donpiano 5 жыл бұрын
Is that the house from Home Improvement?
@JasonAlredge 5 жыл бұрын
No.
@snakeman6124 4 жыл бұрын
Wow have you ever seen Home Improvement?? Lmao not even close
@81donpiano 4 жыл бұрын
Orr Jake yes I’ve seen it. I’ve been on set. My parents worked at the studios in Burbank. It was a variation of the same living room
@ace-x6m 11 ай бұрын
@@81donpianoI’ll take Things that Never Happened for $500 Also, why did you have to ask if you already think you know?
@michaelfragoso6572 Жыл бұрын
Well Ed was still a terrible father to Dan even if he had good intentions
@maryjohughes6455 Жыл бұрын
ZACH MARK
@hydrangeas_lover Жыл бұрын
Anybody know the actors name that plays Dan's Father?
@TallSilentGuy 11 ай бұрын
Ned Beatty.
@patriottroll1764 2 жыл бұрын
I would've called the police.
@nicolenewsome4863 2 жыл бұрын
No. Not a good idea.
@jonnaking3054 2 жыл бұрын
@@nicolenewsome4863 Would have been a GREAT idea and every thing Dan destroyed would have come out of his pocket! It surprises me how many people are praising Dan's behavior, wrecking someone's home because of conflict with his father. Bev was right about Dan all along, he is not a good person
@ace-x6m 11 ай бұрын
@@jonnaking3054cry me a river. You’d marry a guy like Lonnie if you could
@mds6387 9 ай бұрын
Bro, I can take a clip of that scene for you. Using a camera on a computer screen or whatever you're using can easily be done just by taking a screen record. If you are using a PC, just hit Ctrl+Wkey+R
@dietrichjoanne 3 жыл бұрын
Dan was acting like a jerk.
@nicolenewsome4863 2 жыл бұрын
No he wasn't. If you watched all of Roseanne. Dan has every right to be angry.
@dietrichjoanne 2 жыл бұрын
@@nicolenewsome4863, why does he have the right to be angry?
@andyleal6982 2 жыл бұрын
@@dietrichjoanne because his father was not there for him and his mother when he was a kid
@dietrichjoanne 2 жыл бұрын
@@andyleal6982, his father was working alot to provide for the family. His father could have made a little more effort to spend time with him. That is no excuse to terrorize Crystal. She is innocent.
@jonnaking3054 2 жыл бұрын
@@nicolenewsome4863 Be angry YES, but the jerk doesn't have the right to go BUST UP someone else's home! I've worked hard on my home, anyone does that here will be going their azz to jail and/or PAYING for it
@jennyoneill8497 4 жыл бұрын
I dont remember crystal having a house
@littlesongbird1 4 жыл бұрын
I think this was one of the few times we see it.
@jessicasparks7154 4 жыл бұрын
Where did you think she lived with her children? A garbage truck?
@jennyoneill8879 3 жыл бұрын
The apt when she was pregnant with her 3rd kid
@jonnaking3054 2 жыл бұрын
It looks like the same house used for David's abusive mom
@ricksanchezsflask8794 2 жыл бұрын
@@jonnaking3054 actually I think it is
@podsmpsg1 3 жыл бұрын
Call the police.
@47of74 Жыл бұрын
Yep that's what I'd do if anyone acted that way in my home.
@jody1620 Ай бұрын
Happy memrial day cozi tv year 2024 kids family 2:09 😢
@kathconserv Жыл бұрын
I hated these newer episodes.
@ace-x6m 11 ай бұрын
Why..? Are you talking about the 2017 show?
@maryjohughes6455 Жыл бұрын
ZACH CHASE
@Afroman29 5 жыл бұрын
Dan is drunk and pissed off. HE needs to leave, if I was Crystal I would call the cops on him.
@danielalvarado9019 4 жыл бұрын
David Sebelius as you should
@heathervelasco5159 2 жыл бұрын
She wouldn't because 1 Rosanne is her best friend and 2 Dan is her step son
@andyleal6982 2 жыл бұрын
@@heathervelasco5159 she was also Dan's high school friend before she became her stepson
@jonnaking3054 2 жыл бұрын
@@heathervelasco5159 If he was busting up my home like that his azz would be going to jail and or paying for it regardless
@janetblackmon7753 4 жыл бұрын
Please Join Me For A Big Fight At The Boxing Ring.
@stephenoakleaf3647 6 жыл бұрын
he saw that his dad was always avoiding reponsblity while he was growing up. But he changed when he married Crystal. He shouldnt blame his dad for the past he was acting childish by being a drunk at his house where it wasent his place to do so
@JasonAlredge 5 жыл бұрын
What about him working as a salesman? Working to support a family is taking responsibility, isn't it?
@Joe-Dirt579 5 жыл бұрын
stephen oakleaf his dad is a piece of shit
@mystic1410 4 жыл бұрын
stephen oakleaf Nah dude he has the right be angry but showcased it badly
@tylersmith9465 4 жыл бұрын
Great 👍 job
@windyb7950 Жыл бұрын
The only time besides his fight with Roseanne that I didn’t like Dan.
@ace-x6m 11 ай бұрын
Why…?
@kathconserv 3 жыл бұрын
Crystal is a bad character.
@christophermeyers 2 жыл бұрын
She has the most annoying freaking voice and she's a terrible actress.
@Catseye189 Жыл бұрын
Eewww you filmed your tv
@robertbreschard3493 11 ай бұрын
It’s not sick
@tylersmith9465 4 жыл бұрын
Poor dan he had a horrible👶🧒Childhood
@markusjayy6425 4 жыл бұрын
Seeing what his life could've been like...enough to send anyone over the edge.
@matthewjones2095 3 жыл бұрын
@@markusjayy6425 nothing justifies destruction of pravite property
@joanna7350 3 жыл бұрын
Jackie and Rosie did too. Al beat them and Bev didn't do anything to stop it.
@tylersmith9465 4 жыл бұрын
They should have nothing
@ace-x6m 11 ай бұрын
You shouldn’t have not something or everything
@senecaknowledge2274 3 жыл бұрын
Typical Dan, toxic masculinity spilling all over the innocent women around him
@honeybunny3365 2 жыл бұрын
You don't know what he went through as a child so you shouldn't say shit like that about him cause it's obvious you don't understand a damn thing so don't act like you do understand.
@senecaknowledge2274 2 жыл бұрын
@@honeybunny3365 How dare you speak to me in such an unseemly manner. You are obviously an admirer of bullies & have in fact displayed one their most undesirable traits in the way you have a verbally attacked me with vitriolic diatribe.
@santaisgruntinginmycloset9422 2 жыл бұрын
Obviously have no idea what you're talking about
@IfYouLetMeStay 2 жыл бұрын
Masculinity isn’t toxic.
@mr.graves2364 Жыл бұрын
Shut up and go play feminist somewhere else
@tylersmith9465 4 жыл бұрын
Messed up thing I ever saw
@dirtydick357 11 ай бұрын
I'd of popped Dan for laughing at me
@ace-x6m 11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 okay
@robertbreschard3493 11 ай бұрын
He’s drunk
@user-bf7vz2mi9c 6 ай бұрын
DJ. wA6ing SHOTS DJ
@tylersmith9465 4 жыл бұрын
Great 👍 job
@robertbreschard3493 Жыл бұрын
Wit destroying the house
@ace-x6m 11 ай бұрын
@@robertbreschard3493everyone crying over a show
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