I LOVE this guy! I don't believe I've ever laughed as hard as the first time I heard him say, "That's a dude. You're talking to a Tranny"

I showed this MAtrix to my stepson, who is coming of age. I sat down with him, and told him: "Son, it falls upon me to try to navigate you through some of the worst minefields you will encounter in life. The MOST dangerous one, is what kind of woman you will date, and eventually marry". For your safety, sanity and financial situation, there is no more dangerous animal in the US, than the American female. Watch this, and then we are going to talk seriously about this. - Because if you chose your woman poorly, she most likely will destroy your life". He is 17, and a GOOD looking young man. So good looking, that I see women twice his age checking him out, and even flirting with him. He watched it, laughed and then we had a very important talk. Being as young as he is, he has already has one crazy ass girlfriend, and I waited to show him this video, until AFTER that relationship had ended. - I am happy to say, that he understood the video.

He did not realize that he had devised the best matrix ever...

Loved this, even though my name is Tiffany 😂

Still watch it every now and then for a chuckle 🤦‍♂️😆

People are still watching it today.

😂 his wife gets mad at him at first, but goes “but im a unicorn”. Thats a keeper for sure

This dude is out of this world entertaining. Simple as!

This never gets old!!!

2023 Update: OnlyFans are in the Danger Zone.

No idea you were hosting a podcast now, Jay. I'm a lifelong Bears fan and was looking up Dana's video and saw your podcast. Crazy that you guys got together for this. Huge Bears fan, was a long-time view of Tactical Response - James Yeager since his channel started around 2010 or so. Sadly James has passed away since this podcast from ALS. Good to see that Dana is still out teaching the lesson! The H/C Matrix is vital information for all young men!

Hey Dana can’t wait to see you on The Joe Rogan experience 2024!!! We adore you and respect you! LFG!!!!

1st time hearing & watching it in 2024😅hilarious video😂 i still can't believe it was from 2014 😂😅best part was: "anybody name Tiffany & the Unicorn Zone" 😂i died😅

I shared that video like 100 times 😂 love it ❤

It's wrong that Dana McLendon and Jay Cutler need to be worried about people who don't see the humor in the "Universal Hot-Crazy Matrix" can do to punish them.

The hot/crazy matrix is truly profound!

I’d never seen the video until today, but I recall Barney Stinsons simplified take on it very well.

Him being a divorce lawyer explains everything.

I laugh everytime I watch it .Out Loud . First time I watched I thought he was a college professor the way he talked . Now we know , a lawyer .

This is hilarious, but completely accurate. Works for every girl I've ever dated.

Love this! We all need to laugh at ourselves more.

That was so much better with Jay's interaction during!

I watch every podcast of you jay kinda pissed that more people don’t. But I can guarantee you will be getting more views so pls don’t stop making them because I would be depressed haha

Always nice to see Cutler good n prepped for this...

man...can Jay Cutler take 20 minutes out of his day to prep for a guest? Man he looks like he just shows up.

Cant wait for the movie gotta happen

I Watch it every Year! I tell everyone I know!

What's has the higher count? Viral or Hyper Viral?

As soon as he said something about the punchline I knew he was talking about the less then 4 crazy.

His Video that he recorded was "Biblically" accurate! LOL

I watched several female reaction videos. They didn't necessarily like it, but did admit it was mostly true.

Honestly, it was kinda disrespectful for the host to have not bothered watching the 5-minute viral video before the interview.

Demonstration starts right around @18:35

28:42 lol I think he censored himself. 'Crotch Goblins' 😆

This guy is a legend!

This guy's a LEGEND!

The thing is, it contains essential truths that we all know. Including women. And that's why it is funny.

He is a great person as well

As hilarious and perfect as this is, isn’t it really just an evolution of the ‘How I Met Your Mother’ bit?

6/20/23 I got to be honest, today was the first time that I seen this hot matrix thing.

Alternate spelling of Tiffany adds 1 crazy, lol

Wonderful

NFW! Lord McLendon, all respect! wow! No share link to send a coffee?

18:35 revival of that epic video 😛

Charles Barkley sent me here

smart and funny price less

the tragedy is that the chart is useless: in your 20 ties, you dont know the existence , fm 20 - 50 , is too late, you'r trapped. and if you ate safe at over 50, you are atracted from danger zone...so no chance to escape😂😂😂

Why you didn't put down the original link?

Jay Cutler = Brendan Shaub

It's funny that he has a woman's name.

I think his number of views is off.

The stay in school quote reminded me of a meme showing an old man with a young hot lady that says “why ladies should stay in school” And underneath it shows the exact same meme saying “ *why boys should stay in school* ”

30:00 - 33:00 this is very important points

for latinas hair dressers named Heather...lol

His video was funny, but the entire time in this interview he's bragging....a lot, over and over. No hate, but the ego is a bit much. It's one video, that's it, but the way he talks is like he's creating great content regularly. Watching this interview kinda makes me enjoy his original video less. I want to send him some humble pie lol.

Few mins in not fond of how cocky the guy is… and by the way I’d never seen this hot matrix video until two days ago. I liked him better as a nerd who most of us would rate a 3.

This guy is blind if he thinks his wife is an 8+ 🙄

The guest seems a little full of himself. The hot-crazy matrix video is pretty funny though.

This was not a great topic kinda boring

I barely have internet. I'm going into the NFL . 🪐🌚