The Ego/Money Matrix

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Gone Hollywood

Gone Hollywood

10 жыл бұрын

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A feminine response to the Hot/Crazy Matrix.
Written by Lula Fotis & Hannah Mescon
Starring Gabi Conti & Scout Durwood
Shot by Aaron Fradkin
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@quintincoetzer5898
@quintincoetzer5898 9 жыл бұрын
These girls are so far on the no go zone i need another chart to see it
@hux2000
@hux2000 4 жыл бұрын
They're stand-up comics. ALL stand-up comics - male or female - with the possible exception of Billy Connolly and Patton Oswalt, are at least an 8 on the crazy scale.
@eddiebones20
@eddiebones20 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jitendrakulaste4178
@jitendrakulaste4178 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@PaxRT87
@PaxRT87 3 жыл бұрын
@@hux2000 That's why Patton Oswalt isn't funny.
@lukeskyrunner95
@lukeskyrunner95 Жыл бұрын
@@hux2000 I think it’s beyond comedy. This was clearly done in response to the viral hot crazy matrix video. That was comedy. This is a butt hurt man-hating attempt of a rebuttal. The original video was also not aggressively objectifying women. He even qualifies it with “if she’s not a 5 in your mind”, stating the subjective nature of the score, which honestly holds truth and isn’t being caustic. These women are caustic af when they are belittling men’s genitalia. As a result, these women are pretty repulsive because they are elitist assholes.
@JimmyxMurphy
@JimmyxMurphy 9 жыл бұрын
don't females have bigger egos though?
@SamHeadphaze
@SamHeadphaze 9 жыл бұрын
Actually it has a different term: gynocentrism
@flushingfred
@flushingfred 4 ай бұрын
Absolutely. Women ARE the narcissists of the world even though it’s their favorite word to describe US with. They learned it from psychologists about 30 years ago and haven’t stopped parroting the word since
@marksmith4892
@marksmith4892 3 жыл бұрын
All the female responses to the hot/crazy matrix are soooo bitter showing that they are well above the hot crazy line. These two are definitely in the no-go zone. Hot, but off the charts crazy.
@porscheoscar
@porscheoscar 2 жыл бұрын
That's the strangest looking kitchen I've ever seen
@adrose006
@adrose006 Ай бұрын
😂
@olemanshavadoo7893
@olemanshavadoo7893 7 жыл бұрын
not redheads. they must be hair dressers or actually named Tiffany.
@lordpeachy7924
@lordpeachy7924 Жыл бұрын
Triggered tiffany’s for sure
@DanteDevonshire
@DanteDevonshire 7 жыл бұрын
I love how they have to redraw this chart about three or four times. It constantly changes and is written and lined new. We need a dumb zone in the hot/crazy matrix.
@MK_ULTRA420
@MK_ULTRA420 4 жыл бұрын
Nah, living with a smart crazy is it's own personal hell. Smart/dumb is independent of crazy.
@eddiebones20
@eddiebones20 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 I had the dumb/hot/crazy scale pegged. Great sex but flew to close to the 🌞
@buellb0y
@buellb0y Ай бұрын
The “dumb zone” is the whole graph. 😉
@mattmcclung6868
@mattmcclung6868 3 жыл бұрын
The original chart is funny due to the incredible accuracy and relatability. This chart is nonsensical.
@joshmion7943
@joshmion7943 3 жыл бұрын
There's a reason the Hot/Crazy Matrix has millions of views; it's funny and somewhat accurate on a primitive level. Guys bond over their mutual misery of dating life and we can all point to some girl we know that fits into every section of the Hot/Crazy Matrix. This video made me chuckle a few times, but only at its absurdity.
@jegr3398
@jegr3398 3 жыл бұрын
Actually if you watch the entire original hot crazy matrix video, the guy does a second chart for women, and these women basically recreated it exactly. Huge no go/friend zone, they either go for broke chads or men with money, where if you have enough money, looks doesn't matter. He was exactly right again 🤣
@wolfsfroth
@wolfsfroth Жыл бұрын
Exactly 🤣 But detailed hilariously in perfect femspeak- this is 100% legit
@traelee684
@traelee684 3 жыл бұрын
I'm willing to bet one of them is actually named Tiffany, but they are going by another name to us 😏
@morganlynnem
@morganlynnem 10 жыл бұрын
this was not funny. i'm sure it's supposed to be "satire" or something but this mindset is the problem. it's possible to be both a feminist and funny, you failed.
@mkumbra7244
@mkumbra7244 9 жыл бұрын
its like watching children parrot a joke back that they don't understand, so cute though seeing them try :)
@hux2000
@hux2000 4 жыл бұрын
I thought it was much funnier than the original video that it's parodying. :shrug:
@djanitatiana
@djanitatiana 3 жыл бұрын
You mean it's NOT possible to be a feminist and funny right? It's quantified in the equation ƒ = C/ø ( ƒ = humor, ø = feminism, C = the Seinfield comedy constant)
@aspiknf
@aspiknf 9 ай бұрын
@@djanitatiana All hail the great mathematician, amen!
@pel007cool
@pel007cool Ай бұрын
I actually enjoyed it. I must me a Mike
@xdadev
@xdadev Жыл бұрын
KZfaq asked me to confirm twice as I was entering the danger zone.
@TheRosenmi12
@TheRosenmi12 Жыл бұрын
Thanks Tiffany!!!
@ckmbyrnes
@ckmbyrnes 2 жыл бұрын
Most men agree on the hot/crazy matrix and its principles. Women have come up with a myriad of various matrixes to explain men, and they are all different. Whether it be ego, emotional availability, or simple hotness. The one thing that they do have in common is money. These two are a good example; ego/money are the prime factors. The banter keeps pushing the crazy score higher untill both are in the "danger zone"
@chopperking1967
@chopperking1967 5 жыл бұрын
Good point, the more money a guy has the more ego he has. Just like a woman, the hotter she is, the more ego she has.
@clapdemcheeks8111
@clapdemcheeks8111 5 жыл бұрын
Tiffany?
@lordcharlie1974
@lordcharlie1974 9 жыл бұрын
Keep trying while you're still in the NO GO ZONE
@rafaelfaria1960
@rafaelfaria1960 4 жыл бұрын
Danger zone* above 5 hot but above the crazy line
@Vincent_Morrow
@Vincent_Morrow 3 жыл бұрын
I'm in the no go zone for every one of these. Explains why I am single for years at a time.
@caliguy1260
@caliguy1260 Жыл бұрын
No ego and no money. I am living in the left hand corner.
@rafabeton609
@rafabeton609 10 жыл бұрын
How many times did you end up drawing this chart?
@brianramirez8255
@brianramirez8255 4 жыл бұрын
Ooof, this video is so salty it misses the point of the first one
@HunterKiller89
@HunterKiller89 9 жыл бұрын
I feel like they fall in the date zone, very close to the crazy line. Never found the joke, but mebeh it's only funny for women?
@eddiebones20
@eddiebones20 4 жыл бұрын
It's like a dog whistle, only they can see/hear the humor.....we just ignore and keep pouring booze into them until they "become funny".
@wolfsfroth
@wolfsfroth Жыл бұрын
Toxic Male Here: THAT WAS HILARIOUSLY HONEST-100% 🤣🤣🤣 That was a legit exposition of the female psyche thanks ladies
@bigbosscross2524
@bigbosscross2524 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine expecting men to buy you everything
@HQLBvideo
@HQLBvideo 3 жыл бұрын
I clicked on this video and got as far into it as “Hi... I’m Gabby” I clicked the pause button and started in on my comment... I find it hilarious that I don’t even have to watch this to know it’s BS! Why won’t y’all just accept the Hot/Crazy Matrix? It’s not made to poke fun even though it’s hilarious... It’s 100% accurate. 😕
@mattmcclung6868
@mattmcclung6868 3 жыл бұрын
So funny. I did the exact same thing.
@tdrxy
@tdrxy Жыл бұрын
I stopped at "hi". I ve come to recognise the crazy biatch energy instantly. The look in her eyes, intensity and tone of voice is enough
@aspiknf
@aspiknf 9 ай бұрын
My sister's name is Gabby...and if you've got a problem with that...imma deck ya in the schnoz!!! 😠
@user-pd9ju5dk5s
@user-pd9ju5dk5s 4 жыл бұрын
someone was hurt lmao
@eddiebones20
@eddiebones20 4 жыл бұрын
This is like a dog whistle, they're the only ones who can see/hear the humor. We just keep pouring booze into them until they actually "become funny".
@heminder
@heminder 7 жыл бұрын
So... this just shows that women are gold diggers, and both graphs in the original were spot on.
@ryanehlis426
@ryanehlis426 3 жыл бұрын
Yes definitely
@artychap8817
@artychap8817 2 жыл бұрын
Their right size matters, you could turn them both horizontal and iron your work shirt on them without any problem
@uppercut70
@uppercut70 Жыл бұрын
A pair of Tiffany's! Run!
@lilIAN97huh
@lilIAN97huh 2 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is that these two would date or marry anyone past the friend zone
@x13xmonkey
@x13xmonkey 3 жыл бұрын
If you are interacting with male humans lol One thing I learned,is that you can’t argue with crazy, just walk away!
@markdavidson4112
@markdavidson4112 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe some Saudi prince dumped the lady on the ground right !!
@emeryworley6844
@emeryworley6844 5 ай бұрын
Bunny boilers version of the funny girl chart.
@trevorsheppard2258
@trevorsheppard2258 Жыл бұрын
This video would be sooooo much better with a lesbian scene ending, almost making it watchable.
@leebarrentine7409
@leebarrentine7409 10 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@speedygreenie
@speedygreenie 2 жыл бұрын
This is better than the emotional unavailability/hot matrix video.
@charlieguilander7659
@charlieguilander7659 5 жыл бұрын
She sounds like shes gonna cry at first
@hipsterkennyrogers909
@hipsterkennyrogers909 Жыл бұрын
This is a female response, not a feminine response as billed.
@joh1109
@joh1109 2 жыл бұрын
This definitely just proves Money is the root of all evil
@xXxBurnerable
@xXxBurnerable Жыл бұрын
Don't disrespect the holy matrix.
@knoxynyr87
@knoxynyr87 3 жыл бұрын
You ladies are above a 7 crazy for sure
@richreis435
@richreis435 17 күн бұрын
Blondie is a 7 on the the open blouse sleaze scale.
@benblanche4443
@benblanche4443 2 жыл бұрын
Proof that women are funny
@nick62040
@nick62040 Жыл бұрын
Got a tip for you women, guys don't care.
@IanNicholasMusic
@IanNicholasMusic 4 жыл бұрын
When you try to order a knock off from the wish app
@lgriestra
@lgriestra 4 жыл бұрын
I think the big mistake of these two wo-men is that they are too young; I mean, the author of original was forty plus close to fifty that equals a 40 yo woman. They really have experience to explain such things. Apart from that, they are gorgeus fun-zone for me.
@malachi6336
@malachi6336 Жыл бұрын
if you think u have any control within a relationship with a guy who has his shit together you are sadly mistakened cause their is fewer if them than you
@87bcyr
@87bcyr 9 жыл бұрын
So many shit attempts at remaking the matrix from a female perspective out there. This one was actually fairly funny though.
@MalphasMikaelson
@MalphasMikaelson 4 жыл бұрын
Gabi is in the Danger Zone for sure.
@IronOxide667
@IronOxide667 7 ай бұрын
Well that's what happens when all you value in guys is their ego's and their money! That's what those axises represent. It tells more about you than anything. Personally all I look for is someone who is not crazy! I could care less about anything else! And that's hard enough to find!!!
@DanaMcLendon
@DanaMcLendon 10 жыл бұрын
Funny. Subbed.
@slapjimmy
@slapjimmy 9 жыл бұрын
interesting. not sure if i learnt anything from the video or the comments.
@sean_wells
@sean_wells Ай бұрын
…anybody else embarrassed for them? (anybody?)
@chriscristah9178
@chriscristah9178 9 ай бұрын
Wow! According to Hollywood Women...
@GoldenSpike300
@GoldenSpike300 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly not bad, it's not funny but it's based on facts. I was able to recognize myself somewhere around the rebound/matt/ and friend zone. Gotta start making the $$$
@mja4wp
@mja4wp 2 ай бұрын
9 years later and only 35k views......The Crazy Hot Matrix has millions of views - unlike this content it was accurate and funny. :)
@SuperSmitty9999
@SuperSmitty9999 4 жыл бұрын
Y'all are haters. Loved the hot crazy matrix and this was funny af too :)
@Howdyho.
@Howdyho. 7 жыл бұрын
Hmm.
@dogbarbill
@dogbarbill Жыл бұрын
They should re-do this and slow it down a little. They went through it so fast it's difficult to understand parts of what they were saying. What's your rush, girls? And do a better job on the chart.
@GrettaGangrene
@GrettaGangrene 2 жыл бұрын
👏👏
@jegr3398
@jegr3398 3 жыл бұрын
Did anybody understand what she said from 0:47 to 0:54? 🤔
@magacop5180
@magacop5180 Жыл бұрын
A positive correlation?
@neyson220293
@neyson220293 Жыл бұрын
I feel like for ladies we need a 3-dimensional matrix, cause you clearly need to include the penis size aspect
@SpizawkDaKizowz
@SpizawkDaKizowz 6 ай бұрын
I think Steven is real.
@hcwbw3
@hcwbw3 Жыл бұрын
how creative>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ok how copy cative.
@Kreytonchild
@Kreytonchild 5 жыл бұрын
lol no way in hell you both would go to the nerd zone. You're more likely to head to the no-go zone for the "adventure".
@Its_Shaun_the_Sheep
@Its_Shaun_the_Sheep Жыл бұрын
259 likes in 8 years lol😂
@no_regerts5176
@no_regerts5176 2 жыл бұрын
Danger Zone!
@anthonymabee6404
@anthonymabee6404 Жыл бұрын
Lol, so bitter
@mbuchart2927
@mbuchart2927 Жыл бұрын
This video is proof that the two women didn't really understand the hot/crazy graph. There's just no clarity in this video. Lots of words, not a lot of understanding. It's kinda convoluted.
@jchristianevans
@jchristianevans 9 жыл бұрын
So according to this video, if you make between a 4 and a (they never said the actual number) amount of money, you will inevitably be stuck in the Friend Zone, unless you're boring, a pussy, or a total a**hole to them, in which case you can make even less money and probably still get the girl. Does anybody else see a problem here?
@magacop5180
@magacop5180 Жыл бұрын
Gabby is a 6 crazy and about a 8 Hot 🧐 Danger Zone! Second girl is a 6 crazy and 6 hot. (I don’t like Boney chicks)
@cantrell0817
@cantrell0817 5 жыл бұрын
Definitely in the danger zone. Which one is Tiffany?
@tzahihayun5873
@tzahihayun5873 4 жыл бұрын
First time I gave a thumbs down
@chopperking1967
@chopperking1967 5 жыл бұрын
Lots of good points. This was pretty good.
@duchas
@duchas 2 жыл бұрын
Ok probably not funny after 1min, but lets see..
@squonk375
@squonk375 10 жыл бұрын
Blah blah bla............uh blah blah blah blah blaaaahhh
@elefunk13
@elefunk13 2 жыл бұрын
can we have a follow up about your successful lifes girls? I m 100% sure that you still don't have a guy next to you and that you're big supporters of metoo movement. How many cats do you have??
@davethepak
@davethepak 3 жыл бұрын
This was a lot of fun - for people who are taking it too seriously ....are taking it too seriously. It is a parody of another video. Although, just like the "crazy / hot" matrix there is a small amount of truth to it. (ok more than a "small" amount....). One note: on the friend zone - Guys who are put in the friend zone by a girl, are stuck there until they either win the lottery, or the earth has left the solar system. Women who are in the friend zone, can move out at will - unless the guy thinks they are crazy. Finally, great script by the writers and excellent delivery by the ladies - fun chemistry there. Would love to see the two do improv together.
@coachk2450
@coachk2450 Жыл бұрын
Both prob crazy bit at least funny and original stuff in there. Good comments like "hide your crazy" and way more upbeat than some other nasty ones that are just ctazy
@noformstyle
@noformstyle 5 жыл бұрын
YAWN,,
@guruh786
@guruh786 4 жыл бұрын
Danger zone. So hot. So crazy
@nton8057
@nton8057 4 жыл бұрын
If you can't laugh at this, you're jaded to the core and beyond hope
@davidmendizabal9892
@davidmendizabal9892 4 жыл бұрын
I would love to laugh but to me the video felt full of resentment and little creativity, also some jokes were very predictable and straight up boring
@ducksp6405
@ducksp6405 4 жыл бұрын
At no point did anything you say make any sense. We are now all dumber for hearing this and I award you no points. These two check so many stereo type boxes.
@jawidofkoj2998
@jawidofkoj2998 3 жыл бұрын
White shirt girl very funny
@ericpilger2217
@ericpilger2217 Жыл бұрын
Nice try Tiffany..
@bernarddouthit478
@bernarddouthit478 2 жыл бұрын
This is fun and does describe a lot of men. I especially liked the "Matt & Mike" section, lol. Plus - others who watched this missed the humor when you two said, "Hide your crazy and lock this shit down." Lol - so true. Nice job and you two are lovely.
@simmingflgiht3722
@simmingflgiht3722 Жыл бұрын
Simp!
@shapeshifter567
@shapeshifter567 9 жыл бұрын
This was really bad...
@su2sa1li4
@su2sa1li4 Жыл бұрын
This is funny how perfect and acurate is.
@kelly3905
@kelly3905 5 жыл бұрын
A 4 and a 5 can’t afford to be so picky.. Also took at least 10 takes. Weak
@mrmiz4372
@mrmiz4372 4 жыл бұрын
The lack of originality and humor in this is really staggering.......
@kitycatlover112
@kitycatlover112 3 жыл бұрын
i started watching but man i saw that like to dislike ratio and headed straight down here to find out why we upset
@zrocks2001
@zrocks2001 Жыл бұрын
blah
@loveview189
@loveview189 Жыл бұрын
This is completely accurate hahaha
@stevena8719
@stevena8719 3 жыл бұрын
Is this funny?
@werkerbeesue
@werkerbeesue Жыл бұрын
OMG I am so ashamed of my entire gender right now!
@buellb0y
@buellb0y Ай бұрын
Nice try… but no.
@SantiagoHerrero-rn3np
@SantiagoHerrero-rn3np Жыл бұрын
Boring ☕
@kissmlungu7883
@kissmlungu7883 3 жыл бұрын
This is nonsense ... so lame
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