This man does not stutter, does not scream, and talks in lowercase. I love it protect this man at all cost.

DF: "100 million cooki--... CANDIES." *Old habits die hard.*

I hope you're doing well, DF. Its either the coffee or som'in sounds a little off. Please take care of yourself (even if nothing's wrong, personal care is helpful) and relax when you can~ We care!

When a dentist has a nightmare, this is what it looks like.

We should totally let DF and The Spiffing Britt do a debate about drinks.

Watching DF playing clicker games always trigger my "What the freak" lever 😂

I'd watch more of this game, if only to see how fast he can get to the end after an hour

You know df has had enough coffee when he calls candy : goldfish (10:32)

I hope humanity evolves to regrow teeth every second to keep up with this candy prosuction

Im convinced whenever DF makes a high number, he just mashed the keyboard and adds commas accordingly

if only he had gone back and bought more of the first clickers, he would’ve made so much from all the upgrades

Yay another video! I don’t think I would be mentally stable without ur vids lol 😂

“You know you’re making progress, when your progress slows down” -df 2022

Did anyone else really want to see him use the auto clicker on the very first upgrade?

Me: I have like a million apps on my phone that i could play, including six different clicker games that all work the exact same, I don't need another. Also me: this addictive game DF is playing looks AMAZINGLY FUN and I need it IMMEDIATELY

I would love to watch a looooong grind on Cookie clicker.

If DF gets as much coffee as DF says... I’m worried about his wellbeing

The little animations at the end are what I stay for..... And the denial of a coffee addict.

This is the only person on earth that makes clicker games intertainining to watch

WOOOO df upload!! clicker games are such a fun time waster omg, its so interesting how long some can go for. if you look at ppl who have been playing cookie clicker for YEARS, its really shocking.

DangerouslyFunny: Plays this game The world: BREAKING NEWS! A mass outbreak of diabetes has just arisen...

Y'know, i've always found it weird- he never gets decent amounts of the first couple buildings, never keeps them up to state.

Yo this dude honestly plays the most random stuff and it’s always entertaining

Of course, enough candy will solve any problems we may have.

im addicted to coffee because of him, and im also addicted to binge watching his videos, i think im in trouble

It's like cookie clicker. I wonder if it hits the eldritch horror like that game did.

Title: "I Made 3,488,566,729,453,999,124 Candies No One Wanted" Me: Have fun trimming down THAT number by half.

cant believe im saying this but DF actually sounded really mature this video, either way hope you´re doing great and if not please rest

I'm genuinely worried about DF's caffeine intake at this point

Anyone realize how good this man is at math

DF: _didn't use an autoclicker in the first 3 seconds into the game_ me: my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

17:50 you can just hear a little laugh from DF!

Yes

All these candies are from the kids in his basement

Me with auto clicker: ALL THE CLICK UPGRADES DF with auto clicker: I’ll only use it in an emergency

Yay another game that shall feel the wrath of df

That’s just cookie clicker but with candy

Who can take a sunrise Sprinkle it in dew Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two? The candyman The candyman can The candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good Who can take a rainbow Wrap it is a sigh Soak it in the sun and make a strawberry lemon pie? The candyman? The candyman The candyman can The candyman can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good Dangerously Funny makes Everything he bakes Satisfying and delicious Talk about your childhood wishes You can even eat the dishes Who can take tomorrow Dip it in a dream Separate the sorrow And collect up all the cream? The candyman Dangerously Funny can The candyman can The candyman can cause he mixes it with love And makes the world taste good And the world tastes good cause the candyman thinks it should

I bought Luck Be a Landlord because of this channel and the addiction is REAL man. These vids are awesome.

What DF didn't know was there is a far cheaper means of getting Candy Man, just go up to a mirror and say his name three times. POOF! Instant Candy Man.🍯🐝🐝

Investing in cryptocurrency now should be in every wise individuals list, in some months time you'll be ecstatic with the decision you made today.

If only there was a coffee clicker, DF would be all over it within seconds. 😅😂

POV 3 quintillion, 488 quadrillion, 566 trillion, 729 billion, 453 billion, 999 thousand, 124 candies. Very Nice

This is one of the only clicker games I've seen in which the actual clicking keeps up with the passive gains.

6 comments and no views. Wow

I don't know what it is but every time I watch one of your videos my eyes get glued to the screen, seriously I've never watched one of your videos that I did not enjoy. :)

Ah yes another video I can turn off my brain and enjoy. My favorite

DF is helping immensely with my insomnia as of recent. I always have something to watch while I can't sleep!

What is wrong with me that I feel entertained by watching someone play a clicker game.^^

At the time I'm watching, if we split the candy up by view we can all get 822,930,441,936 candies each. Imma build a house of em

Why do you make these types of stupid games look so much fun to play. It’s a compliment BTW

If you are looking for game reccomendations, I would offer The Perfect Tower 2. It is not done yet but has a massive amount of complexity still.

it was so satisfying how quickly he went through the upgrades after rebirth!

DF needs to create his own coffee line

I love how at 7:09 it turns into cookie nice editing

Either DF puts Minecraft as the game on random video, or nothing at all

I love how we could hear you go from realy energetic because of the coffe then we heard you crash

You talk about coffee like it's cocaine

SDV music in the background is bringing me nostalgia when you were a SDV only channel

i love how whenever df gets high on coffe he goes mental, its importatnt not to get too many coffees though. occasional coffees are okay most of the time.

the title: I made 3.5 Quintillion candy. Reality: has quite litterally 2sx by the end of the video.

I have a game recommendation for getting insane numbers. Antimatter dimensions. It's a game all about trying to hit infinity and by god do you.

The stardew valley music in the backround gives me memories (only true DF fans understand)

He is making candies. Now he just needs to spend them in Legends of Idleon. World 4 is right around the corner and even though time candies will be disabled there at first, DF isn't that far anyways so that's fine.

i like how df does the stupidest shit imaginable yet he still manages to make good content

7:08 cookie. 13:25 the Candy man more Like Candy Van.

My first time ever thanks df

XD the punisher NO NO NO WAIT WAIT WAIT, sound in the background KILLED me xD

This is the new-age Cookie clicker

We all love you df

COOKIEEEEEE 7:08

love the vids sometimes tho just wish you would say where to get the games in the description hard to know where you get them sometimes

I was once playing cookie clicker and I told my art teacher that I would have 2,000 per second by the end of the day. I came back the next day with 44 million per second.

Df, cut down on the coffee. Your voice legit cracked in this video. Please drink coffee moderately or at least get a caffeine free version before caffeine overdose actually kicks in

i can watch this guy playing or talking about literally anything and I'll still enjoy it somehow 😌

Has anyone noticed DF now is starting to get on the gaming trending in like the 40s but that will change

Not to be weird but your voice is odly satisfying

I'm surprised you remember about cookie clicker and I'm assuming your playing candy clicker hope you continue playing candy clicker and other games your amazing!

Wow, I never really realized how much Coltroc has blown up in the last 3 years! Even Dangerouslyfunny is playing Candy Clicker2

Anyone else addicted to df videos

The coffee jokes are funny and all but I’m lowkey scared he’s not joking

He’s playing one of my favorite games I play at school when I get free time

I would like you to play "The perfect tower 2", I even have a script suggestion for the start: So this is our tower, and these are our upgrades, the more enemies we kill, the more points we get, and the more we can upgrade. And that's all I have for script.

DF: doesn’t use a auto clicker. Us: are you ok?

Your the first youtuber I found that doesn't autoclick in candyclicker 2

This is the reason I stay up at night best KZfaqr by far

Im 100% sure hes daily dose of internet, this Voice, so Sweet and calm, idk why but Its so Nice to watch yours vídeos, Thanks.

You should play a game called “change a homeless survival experience” it’s on steam and it is very fun

Thanks for the awesome content ! It’s the best time when DF is drinking coffee and destroying a clicker game :))

DF needs to try "The Paperclip Game". Its a little clicker that escelates from office supplies to von newman machines colonizing the universe.

The title is basically the Dots candy brand

yet another night of ruining my sleep schedule to consume a DF video

This is my nightly routine because it releases at 11:00pm every day for me lol

DF could make a loading screen seen interesting.

16 minutes in Me:Wait he reached the end of the game already!? So he's probably going to just get more and more. Df: *decides* *to* *rebirth* Also Df: *gets* *a* *lot* *of* *money* Me:Oh no... Will he able to rebirth again in this video?

More clicker video, lets goooo

Those kids who want the candy be goin wild lol

This reminds me of Cookie Clicker. Although Cookie Clicker has way more depth. Still, I feel a game like this can also be nice, when you just want a "dumbed down" clicker game (not meaning that in a negative way).

You and the spiffing brit need to do a collab tea vs coffee

Basically cookie clickers 😂