Mining 999,999,999,999 Cookies Because I Can

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Mining 999,999,999,999 Cookies Because I Can
Cookies are now on Steam so I must click them. I ended up clicking millions of times and it was all worth it for the upgrades and super clicking power. When all else fails, make grandma stronger.
Merch - df.store/
Game: store.steampowered.com/app/14...

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@Ve55el 2 жыл бұрын

DF! This game is super deep...kinda...late game gets crazy...theres like a whole other part of the game...accession is necessary! This was originally meant to be left on in the background. Once you start to unlock the stuff in the accession tree, this game really takes off. I'm sure you know this. Sorry. Love the vid.

@gtbkts 2 жыл бұрын

Hope he sees this

@J_Dawg90 2 жыл бұрын

Vel i got a question, how long does it take? I've been playing a month and only have 8 of the chips

@nathaniels3750 2 жыл бұрын

I saw this and was like cool I’ll do this to my game… I wasn’t far enough in… you just made me lose all my progresss

@l3x11-3 2 жыл бұрын

@@J_Dawg90 oh it's gonna get fun very soon lol just wait until you reach a hundred heavenly chips

@ChaoticDoodle 2 жыл бұрын

@@nathaniels3750 Oof….that’s going to be fun getting back

@logansymmes2193 2 жыл бұрын

Everybody: Do you Clickbait? DF: Well yes but actually no.

@sirpomegranate2446 2 жыл бұрын

Well yes but actually yes

@justsomerandompug1794 2 жыл бұрын

@@sirpomegranate2446 well no but actually no

@embodiment_of_autism 2 жыл бұрын

@@justsomerandompug1794 well perhaps but actually maybe

@lexhasnxtfxund 2 жыл бұрын

@@embodiment_of_autism well maybe but actually perhaps

@spa6748 2 жыл бұрын

@@lexhasnxtfxund well actually no maybe yes

@pickleboi5548 2 жыл бұрын

I had another computer where I would play cookie click everyday. I miss that computer.

@Diseasewhy 2 жыл бұрын

cookie click, a classic

@FastForwardPlans 2 жыл бұрын

Did you lose that computer because you clicked so much that it turned into a cookie?

@rewater 2 жыл бұрын

@@FastForwardPlans it ended up being the legendary baked potato cookie 'now with half the calories of Salmuttotabreabbitlechochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake'

@Aspiring_starving_artist 2 жыл бұрын

@@rewater oh no

@thecatboygamingshorts 2 жыл бұрын

Where Is It? Bc I wonder Where It Is•.•.•.•.•

@luciuseclipse 2 жыл бұрын

DF: Do you think things max out at level 100? Everyone who's played Cookie clicker: Foolish mortal, you are only scratching the surface! The Elder ones slumber for now, but soon you will realise!

@alissabrickman8391 2 жыл бұрын

*flashbacks* Yeah 0_0

@mr.mischiefiknowyourpasswo8224 2 жыл бұрын

A friend of mine user to play cookie clicker out of boredom every day for three years because she had only an old pc to work with and couldn't really run anything new. Well her save file has probably the highest amount, it's probably some cookie record

@globeonthethread866 2 жыл бұрын

@@mr.mischiefiknowyourpasswo8224 uhhh There is a cheat name that could beat her score

@gregpenismith8884 2 жыл бұрын

@@globeonthethread866 cool story, kiddo.

@globeonthethread866 2 жыл бұрын

@@gregpenismith8884 it’s true! Look it up. Otherwise I can later this week and send you a link to a vid about it.

@TacticalBeans_ 2 жыл бұрын

I love how you don’t scream every two seconds like other youtubers. (How did this get top comment)

@nik_senpai 2 жыл бұрын

I mean he's always like that for the rest of the video or every other videos you watched. There's nothing wrong with it.

@jumarshmellow 2 жыл бұрын

First time here?

@localcentral2710 2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@chaoticclonestudios 2 жыл бұрын

He basically the exact opposite of that I don't think I've ever heard him scream

@sinisanesic6057 2 жыл бұрын

Agree

@doodle_dorf3192 2 жыл бұрын

I love how in the description it says, "when all else fails, make grandma stronger". :D

@minionek247 2 жыл бұрын

He probably doesnt know lmao

@EdwardNot-Cherry Жыл бұрын

@@minionek247 hater

@minionek247 Жыл бұрын

@@EdwardNot-Cherry how is that hate? I was reffering to how most likely he doesn't know about the creepy grandma endgame

@exousia7837 2 жыл бұрын

Ive been waiting DF to play idle games again plus his voice is so soothing to hear

@tinawright3851 2 жыл бұрын

one of the reasons i watch his videos, his voice is extremely soft and its just fun to watch the games

@exousia7837 2 жыл бұрын

@@tinawright3851 Ikr

@kanderssen7629 2 жыл бұрын

Ngl i thought you said his voice is so smoothing.

@jadetryingtochill1259 2 жыл бұрын

Yes and I know personally I will be re-watching this one specifically for the next month+ for sleep and with the newer loop video feature that KZfaq has the amount of views . .. so many

@Firsona 2 жыл бұрын

Agree. Was sitting here half way dozing while listening, lol. Then an ad came on X.x

@not_ken420 2 жыл бұрын

DF’s logic in this game: the more percentage it gives us means it’s the best one to spend on

@AntonyP24 2 жыл бұрын

Makes me mad he can’t do any mental math to see what’s the bst

@rigelsagrado283 2 жыл бұрын

well its because in the late game percentage is much better

@mischiefthedegenerateratto7464 2 жыл бұрын

@@AntonyP24 if you've come to this channel for smart decisions then you've come to the wrong one - DF

@gregpenismith8884 2 жыл бұрын

@@AntonyP24 you are getting mad because someone isn't playing a game the way you want? Stop being so pathetic.

@danielyuan9862 2 жыл бұрын

@@AntonyP24 he doesn't do mental math because he -can- doesn't have to

@pixelator5312 2 жыл бұрын

"now we're making 544,000 cookies per second, which means we're making millions every second" no, by definition, that's not what that means

@Yes.-_- 2 жыл бұрын

Technically he isn’t actually wrong but neither are you. Because you’d make 1million is less than 2 seconds. Meaning that it still counts as a second, although you could also say that +-1.85 seconds can be rounded up to 2 seconds making your statement correct. Now Df’s statement is incorrect, because he said millions, on the contrary if he said “now we’re making 544,000 cookies per second, which means we’re making about a million every second.” I would be more correct. Basically it all depends on the way you view it.

@dzp11177 2 жыл бұрын

@@Yes.-_- you know that's still more than 1 second right? Less than 2 seconds but more than 1 second would be 1.1 to 1.9

@mickxd2475 2 жыл бұрын

When

@m3talstyle 2 жыл бұрын

14:54 pretty sure that is what you are referencing. he doesn't say anything at 500k

@KainYusanagi 2 жыл бұрын

@@dzp11177 And in statistics that can be rounded down to just 1 second. There is no requirement for it to be rounded up or to the nearest whole number. That said, I don't recall him ever saying anything like the OP did, only ever referencing multiple seconds (rather accurately).

@mattevans4377 2 жыл бұрын

"We can do better next time" Somehow I only just realised he includes us in his adventures. That's so sweet :)

@patricequeen1156 2 жыл бұрын

I love watching him play these kind of games. Why? That mental math is just nuts.

@ab.erdeen54 2 жыл бұрын

i know right, whenever he's reading out numbers/doing math i'm just sitting there dumbfounded. he'll say "888,888,888,888" so casually and i'm still trying to figure out if it's in the millions or billions

@patricequeen1156 2 жыл бұрын

@@ab.erdeen54 who can just casually say "that's a17% increase "? I'm like how did you do that?! How?!

@ab.erdeen54 2 жыл бұрын

@@patricequeen1156 i think i should hire df to do my math homework for the next few years

@jeffreygordon7194 2 жыл бұрын

@@patricequeen1156 If something is 17% of your overall earnings, and you double it, it will be a 17% increase in your overall earnings. I'm pretty sure every single example of him doing that was such a case.

@sarlon51 2 жыл бұрын

oh wow, i had forgotten this game was a thing. I remember playing this back around when it first came out. I really need to check up on the website version some time.

@themeow-sician1664 2 жыл бұрын

Its on steam now too since September 1st

@sunbleachedangel 2 жыл бұрын

I remember playing it on my phone when it came out for Android untill one magical day when all my progress got lost

@SomaShiori 2 жыл бұрын

DF you are literally the only KZfaqr who could bring so much joy to watching someone continuously click a cookie.....

@sabastianslade2305 2 жыл бұрын

I want DF to Figure out how broken the Wizard tower magic system is. its a exploit alright, and he's the man for such things.

@emperorwisel4842 2 жыл бұрын

If you ever continue this "series", i hope you figure out how to get the "one mind" upgrade. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Glory to the grandmapocalypse.

@millermichael 2 жыл бұрын

Hey DF, if you want to break the game, auto click the golden cookie………… ;D

@redacted9643 2 жыл бұрын

Dear DF, please make another episode so I can see you dunk that cookie!

@muchermine3077 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve been waiting for this for so long, and I’ve been playing cookie clicker for months. I currently have infinity cookies (no seriously, you can get infinity cookies)

@barronthedog6719 2 жыл бұрын

Hello I'm new to this game any tips?

@mischiefthedegenerateratto7464 2 жыл бұрын

@@barronthedog6719 click the cookie and never stop or grandma will come for you.

@thebrawlingmemereviewingam7968 2 жыл бұрын

@Sandy Katz She russian or American?

@muchermine3077 2 жыл бұрын

@@barronthedog6719 Yes, i didnt get this for a while because i am on mac, but get an autoclicker and let it run overnight... I did it and i got a TON of cookies. Also take note of prestiege points, they can be very useful.

@mischiefthedegenerateratto7464 2 жыл бұрын

@@thebrawlingmemereviewingam7968 both probably

@emsmnms3507 2 жыл бұрын

This game is VERY deep and gets VERY crazy but you do need to ascend. Love you DF, but these are rookie numbers!

@user-hu9zq8yt9k 4 ай бұрын

Less than rookie numbers

@Retroboominnn 2 жыл бұрын

DF the most entertaining youtuber

@pamralph3346 2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@jymschooler6278 2 жыл бұрын

You have been crowned smartest person

@pmwilliams123 2 жыл бұрын

True

@Justin_indo 2 жыл бұрын

I miss the stardew days tho

@Haarunen 2 жыл бұрын

DF is exactly the type of person that enables an auto clicker after 2 clicks. This is why I watch these videos!

@enterusernamehere35 2 жыл бұрын

I was literally just playing this... Then I saw a KZfaq notification for this video.... *Cookie conspiracies intensify*

@sparklingraine 2 жыл бұрын

*x files theme plays*

@hentaispyder 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine NOT going for "True Never Click" on the first run.

@JFox191 2 жыл бұрын

God I haven't played this game for a long time. This brings back memories

@redgeoblaze3752 2 жыл бұрын

This game was practically made for him.

@jadetryingtochill1259 2 жыл бұрын

This video is so perfect I’m going to watch us every day to fall asleep for at least a month maybe three (most of them are it’s the voice not the game but this one’s more than 20 minutes long and it doesn’t have any loud bits in it)

@allisonprucha2321 6 ай бұрын

7:07 "Which ironically is half her age." Made me laugh so hard

@VorpalTiger 2 жыл бұрын

C418 music alone is enough to just buy this on steam and listen to the music he made for it

@kylerthegamer7946 2 жыл бұрын

Df: The curser has reached level 69 me: Nice

@fish5643 2 жыл бұрын

Always

@Eldritch-Eye 2 жыл бұрын

I don’t remember them of the top of my head but there’s some cheat code-ish things that you can name your bakery (at least in the online version)

@fish5643 2 жыл бұрын

Saysopensesame

@Eldritch-Eye 2 жыл бұрын

@@fish5643 yeah, thanks for reminding me of it!

@stevestauffer1214 2 жыл бұрын

That's a lot of cookes but still not enough to satisfy cookie monster's hunger.

@King_Kobra 2 жыл бұрын

DF currently has 1.69M subscribers... Good job DF XD

@eliandirsinaril1999 2 жыл бұрын

I remember in 2013 when it came out, i thought this funny experience wouldn't be a whole new genre of game... Hell was I wrong. x) Glad to see one of the pioneer of clicker games played by DF though. :D ps: Don't forget to come visit grandma. Or else...

@mewtwo5889 2 жыл бұрын

*DangerouslyFunny* I need your "Hello Everyone" intro please.

@justinecrisheruela1868 2 жыл бұрын

I miss that era

@mewtwo5889 2 жыл бұрын

@@justinecrisheruela1868 me too

@kjellbeats 2 жыл бұрын

@@justinecrisheruela1868 better times.

@penguinspie2767 2 жыл бұрын

It was only a matter of time before you found this game. I'm so glad you did.

@yumeichua2880 Жыл бұрын

DF never fails to entertain us

@michaelyang814 2 жыл бұрын

Remember when everyone was getting scared because he found cookie clicker

@justaregulardude3195 2 жыл бұрын

The sequel we didn't know we needed

@jobhighschoolofcrosscity8430 2 жыл бұрын

9:13 a certain tsundere devil will be very happy to hear that ;)

@irkanorphyn 2 жыл бұрын

I remember thespiffingbrit trying to exploit this game lol

@Sam-um6fv 2 жыл бұрын

Are we just gonna ignore the fact he left the achievement "So baked right now" on the screen for a while without mentioning it once

@bittengamernailedit9118 2 жыл бұрын

Oh my gods! I remember wasting so much of my time away click on cookies to upgrade my cookie to get more cookies. Such a vicious cycle of cookies. You should get those numbers way up DF. The game just gets crazier and crazier

@tripleavia2946 2 жыл бұрын

Please do more this is literally the best i love when he does these videos

@HORRIOR1 2 жыл бұрын

Still better progress than what Spiffing Britt did.

@arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060 2 жыл бұрын

Evidence that you can play literally anything and make in entertaining lol

@themeow-sician1664 2 жыл бұрын

Can't wait when he finds out about all the crazy minigames

@Iknowwhereyou1ive 2 жыл бұрын

other youtubers: it took me this long to get to this DF: it took me less than a day

@juanmanarmy923 2 жыл бұрын

I want DF to get an eye tracker because I never know where he’s looking

@mischiefthedegenerateratto7464 2 жыл бұрын

Bold of you to assume DF is an actual person and not a floating God like Logo

@t-t6165 2 жыл бұрын

FF: if you put "crispy's opensesame" in the factory name, you gain the dev tools

@youtubeuniversity3638 2 жыл бұрын

Not Steam version.

@jokmik4084 2 жыл бұрын

@@youtubeuniversity3638 only works on Web version

@vincentnewberry977 2 жыл бұрын

It 12 20 where I am and I’m still up just watching this vid

@pingasdingas5540 2 жыл бұрын

Jeez, I haven't watched DF in forever, I forgot how dangerously funny he is

@TheChEsTeR524 2 жыл бұрын

For one second I thought this was a Spiff video. Guess I can enjoy a cup of tea to this as well

@jacobnunn3477 2 жыл бұрын

DF is basically my dad, like the things I'd do to this monotone man

@ohmygawd601 2 жыл бұрын

Hol' up..

@destroylonelyfan590 2 жыл бұрын

🤨

@gatitagiz2 2 жыл бұрын

Wait a sec

@kweenturdle 2 жыл бұрын

Do... To?

@DragonHoardingKush 2 жыл бұрын

Compares him to father, then proceeds with a phrase commonly associated with sex.... Alabama native?

@goblinator3000 2 жыл бұрын

Finally, a mother of all idle games

@fish5643 2 жыл бұрын

Nah the absolute god of all clicker games

@sleepyrowdy1826 Жыл бұрын

Do you mean a grandma of all idle games

@snivylink9182 2 жыл бұрын

Watching someone play cookie clickers at 6am having alot of fun

@generalkray_4167 2 жыл бұрын

DF’s voice is so soothing to watch since he doesn’t scream that I end up passing out watching his videos so now before I go to sleep I watch his vids

@minionek247 2 жыл бұрын

Once you buy kittens, getting achievments is very op, so you should get numbers like 100, 200 buildings

@pc_go2759 2 жыл бұрын

The only person in the world that can make a cookie clicker video fun to watch

@sisterspot111 2 жыл бұрын

This is a game I came back to yearly and my farm is massive 😂

@theasexualidiot4803 2 жыл бұрын

Wait until he finds out about the grandma apocalypse in the game

@OffiGameWave 2 жыл бұрын

Ahhh nice the game that basically invented the whole idle clicker genre ^^

@HansLemurson 2 жыл бұрын

This game really taught me how to properly compare Billions, Trillions and Quadrillions. I curse whoever first thought that 1000 million, 10^9, should be called "billion".

@localcentral2710 2 жыл бұрын

Guess you could say, that's how the cookie crumbles

@JNHunting 2 жыл бұрын

DF: Ever seen 25 million cookies? Mr. Beast: Yep.

@beans_6973 2 жыл бұрын

This game is so popular at my school

@LongLiver 2 жыл бұрын

You don't understand how deep I've gone in this game. Me and one of my friends had an unofficial competition

@leopard2a786 2 жыл бұрын

I hope DF makes a small series out of this.

@CarJul666 2 жыл бұрын

Only DF could say "Upgrade grandma" sound completely normal. 😂

@Rukarin- 2 жыл бұрын

DF and clicking/idle games is the perfect combination

@zoeyzow880 2 жыл бұрын

Anyone else like to speed up his videos to 1.25 just a little less wait and u can still understand him its great try it

@goggarinn4979 2 жыл бұрын

You're probably the only youtuber that could pull these kind of vids off

@TheDeadCobraTheDeadCobra 2 жыл бұрын

Cool game The cats are a great upgrade

@melodysymphonystar 2 жыл бұрын

I'm over here waiting for the day DF finds Realm Grinder. Now that's a time wasting clicker. There's even a wiki.

@poonerboonerconsumer8725 2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: C418made the new soundtrack for cookie clicker to celebrate it being put on steam. In the words of the Minecraft man himself, "I ate a cookie once"

@ibbopaul 2 жыл бұрын

He bought Iron mouse can’t wait for their colabs

@Camilleillustrates 2 жыл бұрын

“You click….you get a cookie” Revolutionary

@timothyfuller3395 2 жыл бұрын

Love you’re vids man. My cookie clicker has been running for a little over 300 days straight…. It only takes me a few hours now thanks to accessions to make many tredecillions cps…

@maevesmith948 2 жыл бұрын

Oh no, it begins... Wait til he gets to the grandmapocalypse...

@thebakednachos 2 жыл бұрын

bro i just felt like Jimmy Neutron with the wave of nostalgia you just put in my brain. I played tf out of this in high school, would always have it running in the background on my laptop lmao

@Webxs231 2 жыл бұрын

Would love to see this dude play realm grinder

@akuma4845 2 жыл бұрын

i literally started playing this game today, and I randomly searchup your channel to find some other games and vids. AND GUESS WHAT, u uploaded a vid 8 hours ago about cookie clicker. Thats insane (for me at least lmao)

@duncanbrock7303 2 жыл бұрын

So entertaining I can click cookies and have views. Love ya DF

@MNNski 2 жыл бұрын

This is super weird. I got bored and noticed this was on steam a couple days ago so it's been running since. Now DF posts a video. I'm currently make 11.324 trillion cps. Also 7x bonus plus clicking frenzy is OP. Makes for quick legacy and advancement.

@williamalexander7481 2 жыл бұрын

I'm really enjoying your game choices lately.

@hisao-1428 2 жыл бұрын

I don't know how, why or where this came to my recommendation from, but I like it.

@RickClark58 2 жыл бұрын

I saw this made it to Steam. It is officially the end of the world. Haha.

@ChezzoCheeto Жыл бұрын

me: has cookie clicker on a tab as I'm watching this video LOL 🤣

@DealersChoice04 2 жыл бұрын

There is a minecraft server called MineClick, id love to see you play that long with the parkour it offers

@TheBlueDevilState 2 жыл бұрын

Hey DF, if you really want to break the game, autoclick the golden cookies and watch the OP bonuses stack!

@johannfindeis4421 2 жыл бұрын

00:20 am and I'm watching you mine cookies, why tho, also nice content even tho my brain is confused

@ElixirPls 2 жыл бұрын

Df deserves all the cookies :)

@tannerblanchette4604 2 жыл бұрын

agree

@ryancarrell3186 2 жыл бұрын

I wonder if there's a series here... might be a bit between episodes, but this game goes suuuper in depth.

@grandturtle2786 2 жыл бұрын

Lol this game is soooo old :p nice throwback

@reidcacaro2919 2 жыл бұрын

“We are making 544,000 cookies per second, so we are really making millions per second.”

@Sparrow_Bloodhunter 2 жыл бұрын

I remember back when I first started this game, now I have all upgrades and 95% of the achievements.

@vincentnewberry977 2 жыл бұрын

Noice the game is really long so do it take many hours?

@Sparrow_Bloodhunter 2 жыл бұрын

@@vincentnewberry977 it took me about 2 years to reach that point.

@RaynmanPlays 2 жыл бұрын

The granddaddy of all idle games. Adventure Quest is the great grandfather.

@firockfinion3326 2 жыл бұрын

I don't find it that weird that Cookie Clicker is now on Steam. What I do find weird though is that it isn't free to play on Steam. Not like five bucks is a lot, but it still doesn't feel right to me.