DF: Chooses the member of the pantheon that turns off if you click golden cookies even once. Also DF: Clicks the first golden cookie he sees.

As somebody who's spent months running my laptop non-stop when this game was somewhat new, I'm contemplating going back since there's so much new shit.

I remember when this was just a simple web game. Amazing how far it's come.

He really ascended with 1 heavenly chip.

Ahh, happy to see more DF idle clicker games. His suffering gives me life.

14:20 words cannot express my pain at the loss of that golden cookie, top right of screen..😞

"...any worse, and we'll end up on r/wallstreetbets" I'm dying!

tbh he underestimates how much grandmas are worth. They can affect every other building the more you have the more those other buildings make, so investing in them once you have a lot of money pays off in the long run

watching someone ascend with just one level was painful 😭 they provide 1% not 10%! still glad to see you playing i’m enjoying it

Imagine cookies as a type of currency or crypto that called "cookie coins" or "cookoins"

DF: *buys sugar Sugar: “aight imma head down”

Your literally my favorite KZfaqr. Please keep doing what your doing. You make a lot of people very happy.

No DF max out the farm with sugar lumps. It’s the most developed mini game by far

With the wizard tower minigame you can summon golden cookies at will, the backfire being a wrath cookie, which is red so you just don't click it, and nothing happens

9:17 poor golden cookie got ghosted 💀

I love watching df play clicker games. Now that I’ve made that clear, good god! How has it been this long and he’s still upgrading things unevenly?! I swear he does this every game to make us suffer. Also knowing df he enjoys our suffering because we make him suffer through a lot, and I mean A LOT of “bad” games.

Best way to make money is simply the wizard tower and the pantheon. If you get a golden cookie, you can can stack them. E.g. if you have a frenzy, you can then summon another golden Cooke in the wizard, and if you get lucky you can get a frenzy and the the “clicks give 666x as more”. So you basically stack those buffs on top of each other. Then you can pair it with the god where if you sell towers you get 1% extra CPS.

Love how he keeps saying he’s getting new achievements every time he uses a magic spell

I can't find anyone else who mentioned it, but the joke about trickle down economics at 7:33 was so good

> Gets an ascension with 1 heavenly chip > Unlocks 5% of the potential > Says "It's considerably faster" 1 Heavenly adds 1% to your CPS at 100% potential, so you had 5% of 1% unlocked, so you've had 0.05% unlocked. I wouldn't call that considerably faster xD (that is if web and steam version handle heavenly chips similar)

I don’t know why but recently watching these kind of videos I’m always thinking about if this currency was actually the currency of the actual world

Really takes me back, I've been playing this game since 2016 or so. Wonderful game that you can play at any pace!

Thank you for uploading when you did man, you’re one of the only mfers I have the bell on for and it’s videos like this that make me momentarily forget my friend from high school just overdosed and died. You do a lot for subs like me, I just wanna let you know

my heart died when he missed the golden cookie, after his pointer went over it

Haven’t played Sonic in years but that sound (14:30) still makes me panic every time I hear it.

DF's voice can make a great ASMR tbh

3:12 Bognadof: "He bought? Dump it"

DF: buying sugar stocks Bogdanoff: dump it DF: i will buy all stocks for sugar Bogdanoff: dump it again

That flash of Ronald Reagan nearly killed me DF! I choked on my drink from laughing so hard

DF always finds a way to make people's day happier, he has inspired me to start my own channel😄🍪

“Upgrading to max level everything” Me with a maxed ascension tree a few trillion heavenly chips and a few quindecellion or something cookies X to doubt

I ate some chocolate chip cookies today c:

Was there not a version where the grandmas upgraded into Eldritch abominations or something? Or was that just a fever dream?

Without even realising, he basicly described the whole game. "But it's never enough"

DF: Upgrading to max level everything Also DF: Doesn't even get half the buildings

Glad to see df playing childhood games

Anyone noticed how his cursur upgrades went from 103 at 7:39 to 102 at 14:45?

You should save up A TON of prestige points before doing it again. Everything gets more expensive as you go down the tree and you'll wanna buy a few things every time you go back so count how much the upgrades you want cost and prestige when you get there not at one lmao.

Buy the upgrades they help you make more cookies!

Also I now of some achievements that are easy to get. If you shrink the tab window so the cookie is touching the milk a couple times it will give you an achievement called cookie dunker. If you click on the name above your big cookie and change your name to Orteil (the maker of the game) it will give you an achievement called what’s in a name and a shadow achievement call gods complex. If you click on the small cookie next to the stat where it says total cookies you get an achievement called tiny cookie. If you click on the news 50 times you get one called tabloid addiction. And if you click on the achievement slot to the exact right of the tabloid addiction achievement you get a free one called here you go.

For all true cookie clicker players who know how long before DF fears the grandmas?

I was internally screaming at the scream saying he should buy the farm, and factory upgrades.

You are literally my favorite youtuber. Love the vids.

Oh man, wait till he learns to stack a click frenzy on top of another golden cookie

Idk why but his voice is so soothing the only thing that can cure my insomnia.

How can this man make even the most mundane of games enjoyable?!

you remind me of Caboose from RvB, Joel Heywood, it’s the wisdom-filled voice

Love this cookie clicker content!

I can't wait for "I clicked so many cookies I caused the apocalypse"

9:23 I was staring at that golden cookie just to see it not get clicked

@DangerouslyFunny I just got Right Click to Necromance, and I use an aggressive strategy. Start by going south, there are always 2 soldiers to kill. Then you can do something else.

Why don’t we just do this irl and hire wizards and build temples to create cookies. Boom, world hunger? I think not

Imagine how much that clicker would have done if he upgraded the clicker option...

1. Conjure baked goods stacks with golden cookie effects. It is ideal to use this spell during a frenzy, and far less tha n ideal during a clot. 2. Conjure baked goods is a waste of mana. Use Force the Hand of Fate instead. There will be a plant in the Garden that can do what CBJ can do tenfold. 3. You should have spent the third sugar lump on the farm. The farm takes a long time to mutate plants, and the stock market’s achievements aren’t possible until late game. 4. Frenzy can last until another golden cookie appears. Conbine this with FTHOF and the Godzamok god in the pantheon to stage early game combos. 5. You have ascended far too early. Your entire run is null and void, all for a few achievements and 1% extra cps. Generally, to enjoy the full benefits of ascension, 411 prestige points is good, allowing you to get important heavenly upgrades, along with a *4 cps multiplier. 6. One important aspect of the game is the grandmapocalypse, and you will enjoy wrinkler multipliers, and wrath cookies, which have a chance at an elder frenzy. Only stay in the earlier phases of GPOC, as wrath cookies may also have a negative effect. However, you may go to them for wrinkler achievements, as wrinklers spawn faster in the later stages, and the final stage is the only way to turn GPOC off, and there are achievements relating to that as well. Edit: The exact amount of HC’s for the first ascension is 440, not 411.

I played this in my browser back in 2001 when I was at college!

Finally DF is playing a good (Maybe the only) clicker game!

I love how he's so happy yet he hasn't realized the true extent of cookie clicker.

The editing on this video is pristine

DF: Ascends early with 1 Heavenly Chip. Every Cookie Clicker fan: NEVER LET BRO COOK AGAIN. Me, a Cookie Clicker fan: Sshhh, sh sh sh... Just let him find out the hard way...

Wait untill df discovers the power of two golden cookies at once

If one is lucky, a solitary fantasy can totally transform one million realities.

Wonder when he'll realise that he's just buying more buildings not levelling them up

You really should red the news on top of the screen DF, because there's some crazy stuff going on in that game

nostalgia hits hard when hearing stardew valley music in a df video ngl

Use the golden hand to summon golden cookies once you have one clicked. If your lucky then you can double golden cookies.

Dude, that reference towards the end was golden 😂😂

It's better to use the force the hand of fate when you already have a frenzy going as it will stack

Your voice makes me happy

Your voice is so relaxing 😌

You know you've struck gold on KZfaq when your successful while playing an idle game

Other people playing cookie clicker: Buy the neuesten stuff and upgrades Df: INVEST IN CRYPTO

Quick question, I’m looking to get an auto clicker but I don’t want malware, D what auto clicker do you use?

Dude clickers are great upgrades due to the building stacking

Hey DangerouslyFunny did you know that if you change your name to saysopensesame with a space before it (Could be anything in front). You will unlock dev tools in the top left corner (above and to the left of name)

If you buy enough grandma's it unlocks a huge Easter egg

Man, cookie clicker has gotten a few updates since I played it last in middle school

Df your video is great and make us happy 😊😊❤❤

DF needs to buy and sell stocks more frequently, buy down and sell ASAP when up, rinse and repeat for stonks

You're not obligated to win. You're obligated to keep trying to do the best you can every day.

Is it like a universal mistake, where every player prestiges at level 1 and then replays the game with just a +1% bonus?

Get more grandmas, they boost all the other stuff!

Watching this while snacking on choco chip & almond cookies Yumm

Don't know if you ascended any yet DF but wait til you get 9 chips and get the cookie dragon. C'mon it's a dragon and that bad for everyone else who wants to be healthy.

if this was real life, this would probably cause deflation which isn’t cool

Damn, he clicks really fast

And for our common pain let's watch df lose a golden cookie at 14:22

You can use your spells to stack golden cookies. Aka: 777*7*CPS

imagine ruling the world as a cookie king

you should also buy all of the mini upgrades

4:04 i recognize those notes, aint that the sayori’s death song from doki doki literature club

9:17 He missed a golden cookie :( if he was lucky he could have been further

eating cookies while watching this, no milk tho just water

Some advice. Never touch the stock market. Stock costs are proportional to your CPS, meaning they're never cheap. Buying stocks has a 20% overhead meaning that you can buy 10 stocks for $120. But immediately selling them would it get you $100. This means the stock would have to go up 20% for you to make profit. Stocks are unpredictable. Don't buy a stock because it went down last turn and is cheaper. It could just plummet and take all your money with it. The same applies for stocks that just went up. They may also just drop randomly

I want you to be everything that's you, deep at the center of your being.

Naming your Bakery Ortiel has a significant effect on CPS!!!

I love the music choises

love the subtle stardew music in the background.

Once hacked this game. it was fun I really did max everything, got boring pretty quickly

I had a heart attack when he ascended

The wsb joke made my crypto wallet cry