DF, you need to leave space between crops so they crossbreed and get you new seeds. Like this so DF can see it! Edit: to further clarify, he can use 2 Baker seeds to get thumbcorn or bakeberry and if there's an empty tile he can get meddleweed. With that he can get all the seeds he wants.

anyone notice df's getting better at math every clicker game he plays.

lets make this his most popular series so he has to %100 the game

I'm not sure if anyone else has said this, or if I even understand it correctly, but I think you're intended to leave spaces in between the plants in the farms so that they cross pollinate and mutate into new seeds.

just a tip, conjure baked goods scales with golden cookies, so when you get times 7 multiplier from a golden cookie, or any other boost, it will give the conjure baked goods that multiplier as well, so you should only use it when a boost is happening.

Now this… this is the content worth subscribing for.

I love DF's logic. He prestiges and then idles when is income is drastically lower than where he left off.

A few easy achievements you can get: click on “future portal” above the big cookie to rename your bakery if you set it to “ortiel” (minus the quotation marks) you’ll get a second one, in the stats page click one of the tiny cookies, while you’re there one of the achievements is unlocked by clicking on it unfortunately it is identical to the rest unless you hover the cursor over it, resize your window to “dunk” the big cookie in milk, lastly after prestigeing once click on the cookie only until you have enough for the first cursor upgrade if you let it run until you have a million (I think) without clicking the big cookie ( or gold cookies I think) you get another achievement Edit: I just double checked, you have to prestige without gaining anything for that last one, or do a full reset for it

Yay it's number vocab time with DF!

Stop using conjure baked goods in the wizard tower. You pretty much only wanna spawn golden cookies ATM so you have the chance of overlapping 2 golden cookie buffs. So whenever frenzy is active , that's a good time to use that spell

Df's math level up everytime he suffers from playing a clicker game

Tips: You should leave a few tiles in your garden empty to get different plants to grow. You are ascending way WAY *WAY* too early, you should wait till you get at least 440 heavenly chips before ascending. Maybe consider paying more attention to some of the flavor text for the upgrades because some of them are kinda interesting.

I don’t know why I care about his cookie empire so much. But I do. A lot.

It makes me mad when the golden cookies are right there and he doesn’t care

Thanks DF ... I have to say again I love these nightly posts. I’d love another cat yipping at fish to get in her mouth and get in the boat! I love all you posts tho!!!

Your not spending dollars, your spending cookies damn it

I fear the day DF stops playing videogames and starts planning world domination.

Thank you for taking my advice DF about the farms. And once you get to them, Bakeberries will be the best plant to grow.

Everyone in the comments is offering tips for DF to play as efficiently as possible, which would make his gameplay identical to everyone else's gameplay

If you're going to ascend, ascend at 440 of the thing near legacy, it's most efficient

ah yes the most enticing content on the market right now

Those cookies are helpful and respected members of society!

Can't wait till he trips across the true power of Gandmas.

i could watch this 5 times and still be entertained

DF. The crops need spaces between them so that they can mutate and create a new seed in the empty spaces

4 am, watching dangerouslyfunny, seems like an average saturday, amirite fellas

Dear Mister DF i love it when u try to 100% idle games, i have been watching for a few years now. And i must say u never disappoint. I love you and keep it up!

Ah yes, more idle gaming content!!! Just what I needed! This is the good stuff!!!

absolutely loving this series because i was addicted to cookie clicker for a looong time

Ohhhh, this is going to get good..... how long until the horrors from beyond start to creep in? :D

just a tip if you want to "ruin the fun" naming yourself insertnamesaysopensesame will unlock dev tools and ruin the fun gives you a crazy amount of cookies

Squidward finally snapped, and used his clarinet to stab Spongebob.

Hey DF! Three major tips to help propel your cookie production into the stratosphere: 1. Only spell you really wanna use is Force the Hand of Fate. By using it while already under the effects of a Golden Cookie you can stack the bonuses of multiple Golden Cookie effects for some *rediculous* results. 2. For your Pantheon, I highly recommend putting Godzamok in the left slot. It's counter-intuitive, but selling all your Farms, Mines, Factories, Banks, and Temples while under the buffs of other Golden Cookies can multiplies those rediculous multipliers by another 1,000% or more! Buying back after is cheap. 3. Wait longer to ascend! Because growth is exponential, you'll quickly start to even outpace the increasing requirements to prestige, allowing you to get to higher numbers faster than you would by continually knee-capping yourself! I would recommend waiting until you get another 436 levels to Ascend again, but you can get away with 386 if you don't mind losing out on a little value.

Hey, farm minigame, you got 6 spots put 4 corn at the ends, you can get mutant plants and new breeds spawning in the tiles next to plants you planted, its ideal to have 2 plants you planted adjacent next to a single empty plot as this is more likely to cause mutant plants, cross-breed plants and random plants to spawn in the empty tile. Try to wait till the last second before a plant expires to dig it up and replant for max benefit

Hey df, you should wait until you have at least 200 legacy points to restart, its the most efficicent way to progress

DF can make anything interesting without trying

grinding this game in elementary school hit different🤣

It's super useful to keep upgrading cursors as high as you can, DF, because they continue to give you bonuses to your click value.

Not sure if you use comments to help you out in your game, but here are a few things to note about progression. (Please note Veterans/Speedrunners, correct me if any info is wrong/outdated.) 1. Stock Market doesn't really have a point early on, as it's more of a cookie/money sink to play around with when bored. (I've yet to find a viable way to use it to progress faster early game.) 2. Focus time on Wizard Towers and Temples until you have a total of ~400 Legacy levels. 3. 440 Legacy levels is in fact what most speedrun guides I've seen recommend for your first ascension. 4. Farming minigame isn't really useful until later on either, as you aren't really able to get a lot of the rarer seeds until you have a larger grid size. (The Sugar Lump plant, at one step, requires you to surround a square on all sides, including corners, with another plant. which means you'd need at least Level 3 farms (or whatever level gives a 3x3 grid, don't remember off the top of my head how it expands.)) 5. Try to avoid ascending until you have at least x1.5 the number of ascension levels. (So, if you're at level 10, wait until it says +15, etc etc.) Some people say x2 or even x10, but at first, that can take weeks to months of progress if you don't try speedrunning. 6. The GC you want the most right now is the x777 per click Cookie. This can EASILY get you trillions quickly.

Dangerously funny voice sound so monotone because he's been tortured in games for a long long time he's rage has subsided now he's just a empty shell of his former self forced to play games for eternity this shall be the new Lore Haza

...also leave spaces in-between seeds in your garden...this allows the seeds to "possibly" mutate into something else.

I would "temp hand of fate" with your spell power. I find the golden cookies are better than the 15 minutes...cuz you can always get the click bonuses up to 777%!!! Also the temple mini game has like "always active" buffs!! ...you think you have a lot of cookies now? ...just you wait!!! :)

You need to place the crops in a checkerboard pattern, empty spaces are where the mutations happen.

For Dangerously Funny to AVOID the GrandmApocalypse would be entirely off-brand. You need to go all in for the memes & lulz, and even try to make The Elderly Eldritch Horror work FOR you! Also I recommend working toward the Season Changer & related stuff for extra fun; after maxing out the Halloween & maybe Christmas seasons as they come up here soon.

DF you have to place the seeds diagonal from each other for them to breed and get you better plants

Farming may be the most interactive mini-game, but I love the stock market.

This mans a legend. As soon I finish watching one of his Nora videos he’s already uploaded another

DF still clicking gold cookies with that pantheon equipped.. the one that unslots itself and uses up all your swaps :D

Thank you for cheering me up with your vids df

i figured out that df usually posts about 10pm-1am my time recently and now my sleep schedule is getting kinda weird 👿 thanks dangerouslyfunny.

Once you're up there earning heavenly chips sit there for a while, each one is only 1% cps bonus.

DF, I’m proud of you calculating those percentages and how much flat income it would add. This is real character development out here, homie is improving at math as we watch him

DF, for the Farm minigame, stager your crops with empty spaces, they can cross breed to create new plants which have have different and sometimes better effects. but you need to harvest the new ones when mature to get the seed.

Cookie Monster would love that many cookies

this, this is content

6:25 DF: it’s still cheaper to buy 3 shipments than it is to buy one alchemy lad, which I guess- is still cheaper than the portal. Also DF: shipment cost 293 billion, alchemy lab cost 610 billion, and portal cost 1.749 trillion. so 3 shipments is more expensive than one alchemy lab.

Hey! Those cookies are valued and respected members of society!

A quick achievement would be to decrease your window size to the minimal size possible (the cookie will drop into the milk)

I'm glad I get to watch other people play this stupid game and I don't have to myself

for an easy achievement, sell 1 grandma... also watching DF not understand the garden is *chefs kiss* amusing XD

I would recommend waiting for 100ish heavenly chips before your next ascension

Rtgames just streamed this! What’s with people play such an old game at the same time? I’m not complaining just surprised at the odds

Keep going. Higher and higher. Don't have rookie numbers DF

Hei DF! If you like this type of game, you shold try almost hero 2! One of the best clicker games

Hey DF! If you use inspect element you can change the amount of cookies you have, it also gives you an achievement for cheating

you can only progres in the farms by mixing mature wheat with mature weeds which only plant themselves randomly with ferilizer and dont yeald anything

omg bro the hoodie designs are so good

Not sure if anyone is still watching these videos, but a good strategy i use to gain a lot of cookies is after a golden cookie appears, use the power "Force the Magic Hand of Fate" (from the wizard towers) and click both golden cookies, you have a pretty good chance of having 2 multipliers at once which greatly boost the production.

Always good to see you play my favourite game.

i really wanna see DF play magic survival. it would be cool to see how far he can get

What if someone made... a Stardew Valley Clicker? A clicker game with farming and dating and divorcing all the girls!

you know this man has transcended his fingers to the 9th level

Oh god, he is addicted

ay bro don't push yourself to much, sleep if you need to. We love you either way

*DangerouslyFunny* I need your "Hello Everyone" intro please.

So uhh just a tip don’t prestige until your at +440 after that you can do it whenever you want trust me the 440 helps

Today Is a trebblie day when grandma has no cookies

For the next prestige you should wait until you have around 100 legacy levels

Didn't play this game for a while now... Where is the grandma revolution ? Grandma shall reign and have visit one way or the other !

the only bad thing about your videos is they are too short XD I would watch a half hour of this easy.

You have to leave diagonal gaps between the plants to get new one. Also plant cost is depending on the cps so if you have an debuff buy the plant.

He referred to Grandmas as "destroyer of worlds"... He's learning.

didn't even start the vid and had to add a like, i love this nigga vids bro

Please do not ascend until you get like 100 points, this will get you +100% and pretty good amount of points to buy things

Next time, shrink the game window to make the cookie be submerged in the milk, and sell 1 grandma. You get achievements for both of these things.

me waiting till 11 because DF's upload schedule about matches my sleep schedule

the number beside the ascension level is what persent boost you will have on your next run

Best to wait for 400 to prestige. Get all those big upgrades in the tree

Can’t wait till he gets to the grandma part. Anybody who’s gotten to late game knows *exactly* what I’m talking about

I love selling cookies to make an infinite profit whilst making others do the work for me.

The best way to get cookies is using the golden cookie temple thing once you have a frenzy and hope for a clicking frenzy

the real question is, what kind of cookies are they?

Aww, he's a Cookie Clicker baby! Soon he'll be making quatrodecillions of cookies

Holy moly you are my new god “dangerously funny”

DF the x7 cookie bonus applies to EVERYTHING buy when you get clots, use the finger of fate and sell everything when its at x7!!

The best spell is the one that summons a golden cookie, you really shouldn't waste your energy on any other (golden cookie effects stack and it leads to the biggest boosts in the game).

Please make a cookie clicker playlist!

In the middle of minecraft but missing a video is worse

This is an idea for this game tried getting upwards to possibly 400 grandmas since they boost a lot of things

Df calling grandmas "the destroyer of worlds" is hilarious. He doesnt know how right he is lol