I feel like calobi was originally a troll account that's a parody of cartoon review channels but after 2 years he forgot that he was a troll and just went along with his viewers

Calobi be like: so in this scene spongebob blinks 4 times. that is a reference to how spongebob is a rectangle and has 4 sides. that's crazy and im sure you didn't know that

Spongebob: *plays note in a piano* Calobi: did you know that Spongebob is a musical genius?

"Spongebob is a sponge" *Oh, thank you for letting me know, I had no idea*

I love how he sometimes point out "mistakes" that are mostly on purpose

Calobi claimed that the episode is called “Sweet Victory”, but no, it’s called Band Geeks and the song they sing in it is called Sweet Victory

Yea listening to that rap battle felt like a jelly sting

spongebob intro youtuber: returns Daniel: now this is an avengers level threat

Fun fact, in Japan,the show has a different opening song.

If the “theory” is correct about the island being under Squidward’s house, the house would get no sunlight at noon.

Take a shot every time Daniel says “a 30 second intro that was made 20 years ago!”

Who on Earth saw the island and said “I bet that’s above Spongebob’s house”.

This is obviously so he can get clicks and views from kids, so he can get that YT REVENUE

Calobi's sequel: Even worse than the original Daniel's sequel: Even better than the original PS: Calobi's rap battles just feel more like a rip off of Verbalase's Cartoon Beatbox battles. You people go watch that instead of Calobi's terrible rap battles Edit: Wow, this has got to be my most popular comment ever. It's all because of the PS involving Calobi's rap battles ripping off Verbalase's Cartoon Beatbox Battles. Sure is strange, but that's pretty awesome! 👍✌️

the virgin calobi productions vs the chad verbalese *look at you, purple*

his cartoon rap battles are the cringiest things I have ever laid eyes upon.

"SpongeBob is a sponge" never would have known that

Also, in the Spongebob Movie, David Hasselhoff launched them towards the Krusty Krab, while he's right next to the island, which is more proof towards the fact that the island is right above the Krusty Krab.

he kinda sounds like that guy who made the "number fifteen: burger king foot lettuce" vid Number Fifteen: Krusty Krab Foot Lettuce

Community: say the line bart Calobi productions: it's crazy

Don’t you love when you’re browsing KZfaq at 1 AM, and the yt algorithm recommends a half hour long video of a guy roasting another guy roasting the spongebob intro? Gotta love late night KZfaq

Calobi in a nutshell SpongeBob: *blinks 3 times* Calobi: Did you know SpongeBob has 3 eyes?

"he's back" -Cornelius Fudge

Him wondering if the island above squidwards house means a message is the same as a teacher trying to say that blue curtains have a meaning

When I was little I thought since Spongebob could split in the intro that would mean they would make toys about that scene or something.

Here's another cool fact, in international versions of the intro, there are altered visuals to not include any text and they are replaced with spongebob. The bubble text, bubble spongebob popping! The spongebob text pulled in by the tiny sb's in boats are replaced by his face which change colors with the syllables of the words spongebob squarepants. The tiki sb text is actually changed to backgrounds with a silhouette of spongebob before he is revealed, and the final part where he jumps across the text is replaced with him jumping across a panoramic background where he jumps across purple rocks. Just look up the international intro. It was a pretty cool discovery.

Fun Fact: There are multiple openings to the show, all for different regions made by Viacom as a catch all for the rest of the world. Another fun fact is that there are actually two openings to “Help Wanted” the original opening has never been re-released the original airing (kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jtB9edNlnJrQaIU.html ), and “Help Wanted” sometimes doesn’t appear in DVD’s of the first season because of the song ‘Living in the Sunlight’ by Tiny Tim, all because Viacom doesn’t want to pay royalties. Oh and about that real fish part, don’t forget that when the characters are on land they become actual fish. Another Fun Fact is that Spongebob’s original name was going to be Spongeboy, and the show was going to be called “Spongeboy Ahoy!” But because of a trademark for an actual sponge, Hillenburg decided on Spongebob since it was the name of the original character Spongebob was based on from Hillenburg’s comic “The Intertidal Zone” named Bob the Sponge. Oh and I actually went on the 4-D ride a long time ago, way back when I was little. I’m 19 now btw, and on the ride they gave us these cool Spongebob based 4-D glasses, oh and the ride uses water as a practical effect so I would advise you not to bring any electronics with you on it. I actually still have them, they’re packed away somewhere though since I’ve moved a few times since then... Oh and I own the original release of the first released Spongebob episodes, I own both of the VHS tapes and the DVD. I actually have a huge collection of old VHS tapes since as a kid I used to watch them all the time. I know they may be clunky and outdated by today’s standards, but despite me loving Blu-Ray I think a part of me loves VHS more. They where so cool back then, I only had a few of my favorite shows but I loved rewatching them over and over again, same applies with my old IPod Nano, only had a few movies but damn if I didn’t love ‘em. Except “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” that movie used to put me to sleep when I was a kid. Honestly it was probably because of all the Grey’s and how mellow it was. I was used to watching Anime as a kid and they where anything but grey most of the time. I used to attend the anime convention every year with my family and I have a whole lot of rare and old things I got from some overpriced vendors at the con. Oh man was it fun, absolutely a disaster by today’s convention standard, but fun none the less. Oh and I used to cosplay back then too, not much but I would dress up as some of my favorite characters. I should still have a few pictures from back then somewhere, same goes with the outfits. Speaking of anime though, I still own a whole lot of old anime VHS tapes, some I got from the Con, and others at the flea market or the Segunda near my house. I have a radio drama tape too, and a couple Detective Conan tapes from Japan still in their original packaging because it used to be my favorite anime back then. Honestly my collection of cool and rare things is pretty nice, especially since as I grew up I decided to start collecting things again. A cool thing I own is a “Sonic Underground” storyboard page 133Q DC, it’s from one of the many songs in the show the song’s name is Society Girl (kzfaq.info/get/bejne/o7p9htequMmxppc.html) timestamp 1:05 that’s the scene I own. Honestly I could go own with this for a while talking about a whole lot of different interesting topics, but I won’t pull a Mr.Hippo and instead I’ll end it here. Thank you anyone who decided to keep reading this, stay safe out there and have a wonderful day.

Patrick Rapping: *exists *Top Ten Rappera Eminem Was Afraid To Diss*

Did you know that spongebob is a cartoon character ? I know pretty crazy right

I don’t know any kid who would find that video interesting. They’d immediately click off once he starts rambling on

Calobi is watching this video listening to actually interesting facts like "WRITE THAT DOWN PATRICK WRITE THAT DOWN"

"In the credits it says the show was created by Stephen Hillenburg. This is a reference to how the show was created by Stephen Hillenburg" step aside, matpat

bruh, he literally stole the idea of cartoon rap battles from verbalase

imagine not already being subbed, forgetting that dtg exists then this video comes out

also the island is always changing its position because of spongebob's type of continuity

“God I want to be in his body now” - Daniel T. Gaming 2020

I squeezed a sponge and it caused a nuclear explosion, it survived

He could have just as well made analysis videos of the intro, analyzing and saying something about the inspiration of each scene, that would be more interesting

"Like this is crazy i've never knew about this like, it's been out for years. When i was young, i've never seen this it's just fascinating to see these little secrets. Like Mr. Krabs is the owner of the Krusty Krab and it's just so interesting because I thought Squidward was, and he just lives in a tiki head and it's just cool to see that-" I'm sorry can you just get to the damn point? Like i've never had to interrupt anybody ever! But you just go on and on and on about the same topic and just switch to the same topics that aren't even about the 30 second intro that almost everybody watched....

He said his name like that maybe because it's spelled Stephen and ph makes a f sound some times

10 things you didn’t notice about the fly on the wall

19:24 yeah, but then again, there was an episode where Spongebob and Sandy were bickering about if land creatures were better or if sea creatures were better, and they had to walk up to Bikini Atoll. Also, islands don't just float, they need to have ground below them, so it can't be above Squidward's house, or the Krusty Krab.

The 4D ride was actually created in 2002.

Calobi Productions: "This is crazy." Me: He said it! He said the thing!

For the rap battle part, I'd rather play Big Rigs than listen to those three lines for 10 minutes straight.

21:14 nice one

About Calobi's Bikini Atoll "fact"... one word: Pressure.

How exactly does 1 Person make a 28-Minute video about a 10-Minute video about 10 things we never noticed about a 30 Second theme song from 1999? Short Answer: You do

Did u know this show is called Spongebob Squarepants that's crazy if u didn't know that well now u know

The Painty mouth isn't Stephen Hillenburg's mouth, it's Tom Kenny's.

Me: The creator is credited in literally every episode of every cartoon. Calobi: SCIENTIFICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!

Calobi Productions: padding for cash

Calobi on the next video: did you know the pirate of the intro's first appearance in 3D was from a game called Battle of Bikini Bottom? **that's crazy.**

Hey Dan, you have a typo in the description. You wrote "Brake" instead of "Break"

Honestly it is pretty eerie that it’s been ten years since Truth or Square

Spongebob’s Very First Christmas will always be his best Christmas. I could barely sleep when they were playing that other Christmas episode LITERALLY ALL DAY on Christmas Eve.

Calobi Productions? More like Cringe Productions

9:04 Didn't the feral friends episode show the fish characters as their real life counterpart that they're based on? And you can't see Spongebob's arms rowing the viking boat because the oars go through the sides of the boat like a real viking ship. And Spongebob is a sea sponge, not a kitchen sponge lmao

More like he repeats his own facts

you can also prove how the island isent above spongebobs house by watching how he gets his house. he gets it from mr artist man dropping it from his boat while he was painting and this same guy also loses his pencil in the ocean in a later episode which is used to create doodlebob. and both times he drops the items he is not in sight of the island.

Let's dive right into the cringe, I've been watching for 2 years now!

Also, Bikini Atoll is NOT directly above any of the house locations or the Krusty Krab. It's an island, not a floating platform, so whatever's under Bikini Atoll must've been buried under all the sand and ground, because really, an island is basically a hill or mountain submerged underwater, with only the top of it sticking above water. In the episode "Pressure", we even see SpongeBob, Squidward, Patrick, Mr Krabs and Sandy walking towards Bikini Atoll going uphill. The surrounding area is a giant wasteland, further proving that Bikini Atoll is not directly above Squidward's house, or SpongeBob's house, or even the Krusty Krab. It may not even be nearby Bikini Bottom at all.

“I can feel my brain cells killing them self 1 by 1” Sir hammer lock,border lands 2

um, actually the intro was created 21 years ago. It's 2020

*10 things you didn't know about that strand of hair on the ground*

SpongeBob: *Splits into FOUR peices* Calobi: He splits in half

" You gotta be stealth" -Calobi Productions

He’s like “oh yeah this new fact is gonna blow your mind, it’s gonna be amazing, it’s gonna be crazy, your gonna love it... The fact is (drum roll) ....... In the intro there are credits!!!! OH MY GOD”

Fun Fact: The Realistic Fish Head was found by Tom Kenny in a Thrift Store.

LEMME SHOW YOU HOW TO SCRATCH IT PHDPHITCHIBJDNPTHCHXNSOOWN Edit: it would of been better if he mentioned that spongebob never split apart like he does in the intro

when daniel said "hans" it reminded me of that episode where spongebob got used like a REAL sponge

I'm pretty sure the Bikini Atoll Island is actually behind Bikini Bottom, since in the episode "Pressure", when Sandy dares Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs to go to the surface, it seemed to be in the outskirts of the town. Besides, there are similar shots to what you see in "Christmas Who" in other episodes (I.E.: "Big Pink Loser", "No Weenies Allowed", "Mrs. Puff You're Fired", "Free Samples", "Demolition Doofus", ETC.), all of which take place at different locations, so I think the example from "Christmas Who" was just another "rule of thirds" example.

This guy has to be high during the video, how could you make those videos seriously?

Calobi Productions' Second SpongeBob Intro Video: Electric Boogaloo

I finally found your channel, I've been looking for it sense most of the time it just pops up in my head

That audio edit in his video around 20:45 is like the parrot in Citizen Cane; Calobi probably realised people were falling asleep in his video and added something to wake them up

Did anyone else start losing brain cells when the video started talking about the island?

"Spongebob can beat Goku and Superman" Two problems with this conundrum. One, Spongebob is weak as shit. An unmovable object does not necessarily have the force required to beat an unmovable force, and Spongebob rarely if ever has any real firepower by his side. Two, Spongebob is a fucking sponge. Sponges are not indestructible. Spongebob can pull himself apart and reassemble himself, but he can't do that if he's ashes. Supes has literal laser vision, and Goku has a ton of attacks that disintegrate enemies. I don't think sponges do too well against heat.

Daniel t gaming: I don’t think it’s a refrence to how he walks in help wanted. Me: wait he’s in fnaf help wanted

Did you know that SpongeBob is a sponge in the intro

Who will upload at 7:am in the morning Daniel t gaming- oh boy 7:am

I could literally do this video but better in like 2 hours

A fact I can bring up is that the original airing of help wanted had a different opening then the one in the later episodes

Fun Fact: they finished the pilot in 1997 but didnt air it until 1999

This is the beginning of a great new commentary/criticism channel

Calobi: 399k subscribers Charmx: 951k subscribers Calobi' s views: over a million Charmx's views: less than a million H O L U P

Him stretching it to 10 minutes reminds me of that LasagnaCat video 07/27/1978 where the narrator talked about a three panel Garfield comic strip for an hour.

Actually, an interesting fact about the Spongebob intro, when Spongebob splits into FOURTHS, not halves, at least one piece of him is correctly placed.

I hate how much poitnless exposition he goes through just to stretch out the video length, stop repeating the same pointless information evertime you mention a new "fact" I don't think anyone wants to hear that ur gonna tell us about all the hidden secrets in the intro for like the millionth time

the virgin calobi productions vs the chad verbalase

Calobi sounds like how ice tastes.

I'm glad that you used clips from something related to sponge Bob. Keep up the good work!

Calobi Productions is the embodiment cancer to the cartoon community. Yikes.

This is crazy.

23:12 I actually felt my brain cells dying

a good point about bikini atoll: the episode called The Pressure in which they go very far and then they get to the mountain where bikini atoll is

whenever calobi is speaking i want to tell him: shut the heck up, please, shut the heck up

Wait you made a 28 minute video on a 10 minute video on like a minute long intro

18:53 Ah yes, the island is under Squidward's House

Holy crap I've been looking for your channel for years. I used to watch in 2016 and I literally just found you on my recommended. I'm so thankful that youtube has blessed me today.