Every single time

Was the truck turning left at 12:50 the same spot as Oldmate with a chainsaw a few years ago?

Yeah but I never win because I've never been to Australia.

ahhits mine unfortunately I recognise Loganlea.

I saw someone and thought 'hehe, there's me'. Then I looked again, and it's my hood. Must be the driving culture round here.

When did this start being a thing?

Not just that, but it hadn't rained in a few months or so heavily so all the oil and shit built up and made it even more slipery than usual

More to the point, when it rains, many driver's IQs drop by about 30 points.

JAFO yeah the amount of people that drive with no lights on in a massive downpour flooring it round a corner.

Yes and your dual cab ute handles like a cat on a kitchen floor in the wet

Matthew Cycling *LMAO*

And it was a taxi too

Spot fucking on mate!

@@Totallykatelyn18 that's we hate taxis they do whatever the fuck they want, drive recklessly on the road and like a 3rd world country

Tbh 13 cabs seems to have the worst drivers

It got me pretty good

I laughed too big time hahaha

@@gemfish how do people get the rear shot? 0:19 is it always recording and they just whiz thru later? And like 9:30

@@przemekjanowicz7010 9:06

Sad but lots of people live in places like that round the world, and many never know the risk till it happens.

LMAOROFL

@@P_RO_ Very True. However in a country where elevation maps are publicly available and numerous historical references to suburban sprawl encroaching onto swamp lands is prominent, it shouldn't come as a surprise for people living in these places.

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Honestly, after the rain we had in Newcastle today, its a pretty tempting idea.

Absolutely no ducks given.

I would of yelled "ya bloody goose" you make it more Australian

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Untitled Goose...

Now that you've said it, I think it's quite "high key".

GKFC the guy behind is 200 kg muahaha 🤣

probs on ice, so he's 10 foot tall and bullitproof, ahh Mackay, where you go out for a quiet beer and get thumped by an ice addict, STRAYA!!

I thought he clapping to music or having a seizure

@@pablohassan6897 Yep, he looked like he was off his face, plenty of ice addicts around nowadays. Driver behind did the right thing, avoided this nutter, hopefully gave the video to police, not that they will do much...

mr clappy

I get depressed because somehow it's always an area I know, and half the time it's down the bloody street from my front door

trapd00rspider yeah my car skidded super easily on a small turn the other day when we had a major storm after a week have extreme heat. Never usually skids that easy and I’m a pretty careful driver

@trapd00rspider Agree, as a motorcyclist I literally drive like I don't know how to ride. Zero lean, slow, and avoiding every single little mark on the road. At least until the rain soaks in. That first 30 minutes of fresh rain is deadly sometimes.

@trapd00rspider Also a lot of tyre rubber that's not been washed away.

@@burns0100 I remember riding in the first big rain a couple of years ago. Pulled into a servo doing around 5kmh. Don't care if I look like a numpty (or got honked by car drivers who don't get it). Im not going down in the wet.

The grooves are there to remind us all that the Lord Jesus hates fig trees

Sam Clarke I was hoping it would explode the window in. So disappointed.

@@michaelslee4336 then the hose would have to have its own massive independent motor

the water is probably full of sewage

i was thinking that XDD

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Lmao

Honestly the best bit of these videos

It's not "fuck" it's "fuark"

🤣

Bloody oath mate 😁🤟

Pretty standard reaction tbh

Best one

@Comrade Cat and the guy just drives off lmao

I would too. Dude is clearly unstable and has no sense of their own idiocy. Stopping in the middle of traffic after not liking being called out on their poor driving? Not exactly a person who is worth pointing to the dashcam. Just give the footage to the cops and be done with it

The poor guy was having a seizure...I think 🤔 Or he was a seal in a previous life.

Just checked, the car registration was cancelled in April 2023, so he may have got his comeuppance eventually.

4:43 Case in point

Peter J Yep. Confirmed 😎

Lawyered

Maybe that's why Holden is shutting shop in Australia. Flog cunts made them look bad

@@xwinglover Falcons are Fords mate

The Tagalog surprised me, I was like woah, another language I understand 😂

What language it is?

SwPiotrek Tagalog, it’s a Filipino language

Rory Manlapaz. Thanks for the translation of that clip, because I thought that it was going to be something quite different(rude), and that why it wasn’t translated on the video. But I have obviously changed my mind now, and it shows that not everyone is going to be as pissed off(as I would if I drove) with the idiots/arseholes, who are happy to endanger everyone else, just so that they can get somewhere two minutes earlier.....

I was shocked like I didn't know Australians also used gago 😂

It doesn't need to be translated.

I understand that. There's no need to translate.

@@trazkey Rubes, the translation is tongue-in-cheek

This happened to me the other day as I was trying to cross as a pedestrian, except they were all going ~60kmh. A few of them hesitated slightly before speeding up again.

Yes. They are sheep. They follow the leader.

Lemmings.

I drive that intersection every day. There's no traffic light on the left side of the road on the far end of the intersection, so people often see the person ahead going and are too dumb/absorbed in their phone to notice the lights being red, so they just drive on through following the leader

Herd mentality at its best

We already pay the council's, take what we can get 🤣🤣

liar...it's mine!

@@Robroscob It's my clip and also my wives!

"I have no clue where that car came from" He came from the right..

@@DashCamOwnersAustralia well I can tell you I said after "he is going to crash". No one else could have told you that after hahaha ;)

@@DashCamOwnersAustralia how many wives do you have?

I almost didn't get that, But now, a seriously underrated comment...

The tough guy seal clap....

I would've been like "if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands" 😂😂😂😂

@@JulianKapa Oh, that's f-ing funny also....

Yes is this the police? I have a human-looking seal chasing me down the road ........ send HELP!!! 😄

Was gonna comment this actually!

I missed seeing the Ute run the red! Well spotted!

They probably kept the recording for the ute guy and not the Hyundai lol

North east road, grand junction

@@RennieAsh yeah the hyundai driver is a muppet but they did indicate, give way, and only went when allowed to. Definitely in for the ute running the red

its so common too

so happy seeing the truck rolled over that bimmer

@@fatdoi003 and last time it was a Mercs 🤣

They're known to do that there actually lol. There's a lake to the right off camera

@@Ryled-up 8-O :) :)

Yeah happens all the time in riddells creek

I had such a good chuckle when his mate started crossing even in slower!

Actually a gaggle of geese not a flock but mmk.

12:48 "drive yourself wild!" ⁉️🤣

Apparently his second week on the job, and he keeps putting wrong mail in everyones letter boxes :D Poor bloke

Yeah poor guy. This one’s actually a sad one.

Lucas Morgan Poor lad indeed.

This was my favourite, I love the way the bike just says; You're out! Get off!

That ones also a reminder to me to clean the front bushes, people can get themselves impaled falling onto sticks like that. Always help a postie 👍

.....as well as their ability to procreate.

i think their arms

Flo rian - difficult to remove something they may not possess. Are they still found in Weeties boxes?

Who says they have a licence i know a bloke whos NEVER HAD ONE just recently he had an accident lol he was speeding rideing a Harley Davidson he hit a car coming out of a side street he ended up in hospital PROBLEM is he dont have a motor bike licence and his car licence had expired in 2012

@@maifantasia3650 Yeh right 'thats what she said"

NyghtStrix Lol 😂

Yeah like 4:20

@@liamgeorge7317 I would not say it didn't work out. So... Should get a bull bar too so you're not damaging you car. 👌

It's to most offroad action that car will probably see

They can even be used as boats apparently.

where were going we dont need roads

Stamp

djvoid1 underrated comment 😅😂😂😂

South Africans: hold my woonga

I'm wondering why they always rotate their cars 😂

neuromancerES compared to Americans at least we can use breaks

this is softs dashcam ever see

hahahahahah amen

Totally starting a petition for this. Stay tuned.

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@@henryocean1908 lmfao

j alon, yeah, but they still sell cars here, Holden as a brand is goneskis...

@@falconpowerful2362 I'm a mechanic at Holden

And if the floods don't, then the drop bears will

@@missangel1989 and if the drop bears don't get ya natural causes will

@@AussieTrucking and if natural causes didn't get ya, Samantha's child support will

And if Samanthas child support didn't get ya, Scott Morrison will

😂

more so when i notice the red light in the corner of the screen

PainX187 green arrow

@@rhys3089 yeah just noticed guess its why we are so round about happy here horrible design on these big cross sections

@@PainX187 time is about the postie

@@rhys3089 but yeah how many people ran the red light after that🤣

Reflexes

Eager Turtle i drive through riddells creek every day and the geese are a town staple! They have signs up saying give way to geese as they always cross the road (often with their baby geesling) to get between the grassy area and the park/swimming spot on the otherside

@@JethroWaldron fair enough for the lil ones i spose, but can't the fken geese fly? lol

Come back here while I'm talking to you. Don't you walk away from me.

Geese don't give no shits!

Baddriversoz sorry, let me correct myself (Often with their baby Ryan Gosling’s) Better?

Neighbours after he passes. "The water was just below coming into the house and had stopped rising. Now the lounge room is flooded. Let's watch DCOA and see where he lives." I'm amazed at how far the locals let that flood. Chuck a pair of stout boots on when you see a blocked drain and kick the leaves and stuff off the top. It soon clears. It may still flood, but nowhere near as bad. (See "Post10" on KZfaq for extensive training videos.)

No shit mate. People were shitting on urban tanks for an age here, then when we had our quakes & those things were a damn godsend to get around!!

@@gaijininja Well it wasn't nice for him to create waves like that where it would flood someone's house, but it's actually the proper way to get a vehicle through deep water- at the right speed you get a "bow wave" which rides ahead of your vehicle and leaves lower water behind it where your vehicle is at. Study that clip and you'll see what I'm speaking about.

@@turtlesoul The guy has a snorkel fitted and has a very good idea about what speed to drive at and where he can and cannot drive, he's not just using this thing for dropping kids off to school, he's clearly into this stuff and has the right equipment and experience. People who buy 4x4's to take their kids to school in and think they can drive through floods without the proper equipment fitted and experience are the ones you end up seeing on the news climbing out of their car to swim for it as it floats away after hydrolocking.

@@P_RO_ Yeah the guy knew what he was doing.

exhausts is probs next to the rear mirror

i was thinking this is the one exception to the rule of anyone driving one of those 4wds is likely a wanker XD if ur street is regularly 2ft of water, you've actually bought the correct vehicle for the job after all

Notice how high the houses are elevated above the street. That's good town planning 101.

@@newsgetsold I think it's pretty shit town planning that they even allowed a subdivision to go in an area that floods.

@@newsgetsold Putting houses and sealed roads over watercourses in the first place is not good town planning.

That was a horrible test

easily avoidable accident even if youre not at fault

MSG incredibly easy and from both parties perspectives too!! haha

And then you need to tap the screen about five times for it to register that you did anything. I've never seen such outdated technology anywhere else.

Eager Turtle it’s a good thing they’re phasing it out in NSW, idk about other states but if you obtained you red P’s after Nov 2017 you just need to have gain driving experience for 12 months and then apply for your Greens and that’s it I think

What would you prefer? No acknowledgment at all?

SomeAussieGuy when someone makes a mistake when I’m driving and they give me the wave I appreciate it because they are admitting their wrong doings

She was the nicest person to make a mistake on this video. Hand up, deep breath, correct error, no harm no foul. You ever need to take a moment after realising you're a complete twat? Take a minute on that one mate, I know you need it.

I'd rather a wave than a middle finger or not even acknowledge their mistake at all. She fucked up, but recognized it and apologized at least.

Never made a mistake driving mate? A wave is all you can do and she did it. Better than giving the finger like wankers who can’t acknowledge they make mistakes do.

Not only that, but changing line that late is foolish... The car got what he deserved

Imagine a semi truck and trailer fitting in their (car driver) blind spot lol

@@RennieAsh you do know they are talking about the car getting into the trucks blind spot yea?

@@weirdturtle89 I knew I'd get a comment like this. The way the car driver positioned their vehicle, it could be seen as them not seeing the truck. Clearly the car is in the truck's blind spot too....

@@RennieAsh Anything what's not right in front of you is a blind spot if you never look! Typical bimmer driver.

Ben Crowther the song that was playing came out in 2017

Yes, left Melbourne a year ago to NE Victoria and each time I go back I'm amazed by the fuckwittery. Granted it's only a few people but still...

Zalan Filip it’s 98% of them. Let’s be honest. They need to calm the hell down and stop slamming their brakes at the very last second and taking off at a green light at the speed of light. Especially when there’s a new set of lights 20mtrs away lol. You can tell I’m not from there. I just dawdle in the slow lane, and no matter what I some how always end up in front of the dickheads that over take me to prove how slow I’m going anyway 😅 Sorry wow. That turned into a bit of a vent. Tldr; CALM DOWN YOU FOOLS.

Going off on a tangent, Melbourne's traffic light system (if you can call it that) is complete balls... I guess it's just city driving I suppose. The bigger the city, the less patient drivers are.

John Citizen funny, I don’t mind driving in the city, but the eastern suburbs... god almighty. No.

@@forestfairy352 omg yes, I live in Boronia and yea people in the eastern suburbs are the worst

Braking

Okey gramma nartzi

Sometimes braking may not be an option. It all depends on roadconditions and what other vehicles are around you

@@biffaplayz thanks, i think

@@weedgar1 fat fingers + small screen = baad speeling

Elly Mac 😂😂

That had me crackin'.

To both of them.

Cool as a cucumber.

it was made by an Aussie company :D

You can see where the inspiration came from!

@@brosnan This was the alpha test.

I live close to that place and the geese constantly cross the road and everyone from the area knows to stop and wait for them lmao

The old riddles creek geese.

he'd just finished watching Romper Stomper

Same.. I still report them to the police... threatening someone is already a crime

If you’ve had a few people do that to you, then chances are that you’re the problem.

@@Dirt-nap Or they live in an area populated by idiots who can't drive without being angry

I feel like this vid is incomplete. What happened before the start that made him so angry?

dumbest ad ever lol someone munching corn and pissing juices all over the tin roof XD

@@outseeker Classic ad. Whenever some says "the rains are coming" now we think of McCain corn. Every marketer's dream is to create a classic that sticks in people's heads.

@@newsgetsold if only i'd ever bought any of their products ever i might agree lol :>

Ah McCain, you’ve done it again!

@@outseeker Sample size of one is no statistic.

Yea some gumtree's will ruin your day or worse. I remember a few year back walking home from the pub with my girlfriend and we heard the loudest noise ever and it was a thick as fuck gumtree splitting in half from the weight of it's branches and hitting the floor like a building collapsed. No shit scared the living hell out of us both!

Not much you can do whilst driving.

Yeah, avoid dropbears and droptrees. Both deadly

Watch out for those dropbears too

Jim: Yes, but the Gumtrees sort of hang over "every" road - well not EVERY, but in the country, most...- You can't constantly drive in fear that one will fall and kill you (yes that does happen).

David Barbala Oh so it wasn’t a seizure then?!

i was thinking the first one is just taking the piss, but the 2nd one was walking at a decent pace- 1st one woulda been tyre pâte

It’s not like you can do anything, if you get out to move them on they’ll steal your keys.

@@RennieAsh There's a reason it's an Aussie studio behind Untitled Goose Game XD

You could say there were no _ducks_ given.

We know now why the goose crossed the road. Still not sure why the chicken did.

It a pretty popular Austraaalian word

Did out mean 0:00, 0:01, 0:02, 0:03, 0:04, 0:05, 0:06...

also lots of old oil and shit on the road it takes a day or 2 rain to get rid of it

I recognized what appeared to be several US-spec cars in there, usually your version had different styling or trim. If I'm right, those cars must have cost a fortune to ship halfway round the world. My condolences to you for the loss of Holden, they did some great cars but you almost never see any here.

Charlie Vetsworth exactly, and most of them are boomers that have a go at car people for not taking it to a track so to speak, most of them on the Gold Coast, where there are no tracks at all, and the closest one is usually a) closed, b) flooded or just plain expensive.

Great band, I love their new album 😍🤘🏻

Legend! Came looking to see if anyone named the song so I could look it up haha

I shazamed it

Polaris are fucking awesome,especially live. They are also fuckn LEGEND blokes..

Masochist💪

Surprised anyone uses them anymore but unfortunately the cab drivers have all moved over to uber now so I use a different rideshare now

bet that drivers says things like "those damn ubers are dangoruous and stealing jobs from honest hard working cabbies"

ok we get it, you are first by... 7 hours

How the heck are you 7 hours before it posted ?!

Jay Skin I think she wrote that while staying at 'Torryburn', a property near Uralla. It really is sunburnt out there.

how the hell does somebody post a comment 7 hours before its uploaded

Don't punish yourself like that. You deserve better. DCOA upload on facebook as well.

I hate his whinging all the time, like I get it people are dickheads but do you have to go on a 5 min rant every time

Haylee Bennetts omg yes. “This person changed lanes and didn’t indicate. ‘Says license plate number’ $300 fine and 2 demerit points”. Like, I hate it too. But did you really waste your time over something so petty?

Glad I'm not the only one. I don't need to be told in advance what's about to happen, what they did wrong, how much they get fined.... Who gives a shit! I'm here for the creative swearing, insults and overreacting.

schmiggy And I thought it was just me 🤪