that was brilliant timing, laughed through the next few clips

'Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.' (Apologies to Manfred Mann)

welcome to Australia. where everything, including the sun, is trying to kill you

Haha that's at loftus around from the royal national park. Pissed myself laughing with that one.

A little early-birdy gave my anus curly wurly And asked me if I needed a run

Kudos for successfully dodging it as it cane straight out of left field & did its damndest to foul your front wheel!!

It was awesome. Big shout out - those kids will always remember that. Such a positive influence.

Glad the kid didn’t run out to try and get it! You done good! 😎👍

People cant even do this to other people let alone when they drive. We need harder testing and stricter rules.

nar fuk dat

I acknowledge that they are f*ckin morons.

16:19

mission failed. we'll get them next time

Half the time I'm looking at street signs to verify location with memories and I end up missing the action lol

The road next to my work place showed up at 10:38. Was quite a pleasant surprise.

I do, 2:33 is on my way back from work.

Yeah. First it's the excitement of "Hey, I know that street", followed by a momentry dread of "Shit, I hope I'm not the one featured in the clip"

What town is that at 6:06? Looks nice.

Bikers doing good deeds. Good to see the kid had manners too.

And the good manners of the kids was good to see too.

And the kid being smart enough not to chase a ball onto the road , double legend

Yeah, those kids were very polite. I was wondering how long it will be before they're screaming "You fucking moron" at some imbecile that can't drive for shit. Haha.

The same thing happened to me, I didn't see any owners so I kicked the ball faster than my bike travelling at 60km/ph. I wouldn't do that again... but it sure was funny.

Travisaurus Wrecks 6661 the voice crack was almost the best part about it, I can’t sEEEEe

Asus Gornna i laughed so hard when i hear that oml 😂😂

Lololol

@@hus-_-bro2993 r/triggered

Green Oscar Hahaha y’all are mad Australia is getting filled up with middle eastern’s and u guys cant do shit about it and thats facts🤷🏽‍♂️

@@hus-_-bro2993 Not really, I actually couldn't give a fuck who comes here to be honest. I'm not a Nazi.

Yessss my video!!

As soon as I saw he was towing a trailer, my first thought was "It's a Jim's trailer, isn't it?". I was not disappointed.

@poida You're right, of course. What was I thinking!

Too much grass :-P

poida don’t worry, their “mowing” reputation ain’t that great either! 🤣

Fa farksaked done fa git Jim's panel beating

Jim does fuckin everything doesn't he

I dont what bothers me more, the general quality or lack of the driving in Australia or how little Canberra drivers are shown in these video - they're terrible

@@calvin1228 I'm personally amazed Ballarat doesn't get more appearances in these. The amount of drivers that are completely cooked in the brain is astounding.

fellowship of the goat awe they were adorable 😊

@@TheDemocrab No! I'm just getting my main ride back on the road! Definitely getting a dash cam (and rear cam) for my Ballarat driving before getting behind the wheel.

@@calvin1228 Canberra drivers can zipper merge like gods. That's one big thing they have going for them.

Sounds like Bill Shorten cursing Clive Palmer after losing the unloseable election.

I don't know if I've ever heard anything more Australian in my life

@@minimumtrade why Palmer? He lost too.

Not just the Australian register... That should be broadcast out to the universe as the pinnacle of human speech.

New SMS alert tone - for messages from the bank.

Ikrr

Ash Chaya either that was a English family living in Australia but that was definitely a English accent.

@@1krazykev I just listened to it again and I think you're right. The kid definitely has an English accent.

I'd like to buy that rider a beer. Good dude.

Well this is nice, people saying how nice and polite the boy was and because of that has to be English, for once I feel glad to be a Brit. Would still rather live out there if it weren't for the spiders

Well spotted!! I totally missed that first time round, but it sure helps explain why his blind spot extended to the whole right lane.... 🙄

4:18 was pretty good too

Soooo good 🤣

Also perfect timing with the song being played

Haha yes the swearing is my favorite part of these videos.

1:20 is about as Australian as it gets

It's as bad as their driving..must take a fairdinkum amount of dumb to get that bad!

Interesting to compare strayan responses to UK and US. UK is a bit of "fuck you...oh fuck" generally only for serious type situations. The US are very restrained ..."son of a bitch ..." etc ...rarely do I hear a "fuck you". But in Strayah .... The venom is instant...

@@cmzy729 sure is .... The medical diagnosis thrown in for good measure.

Probably a Yanky tourist

@@aussiebloke4601 Haha! Maybe.. ;)

Problem solves itself if they used the correct side.

@@blacklanner5795 well aren't u a fuckin genius!? How long it take ya to figure that out Sherlock???

@@blacklanner5795 At least we don't have to be rocket scientists to work out the metric to use a spanner, and no one who actually lives here complains about our systems. Unless you're talking about cops pinging ya for going 4km/h over the speed limit.

thats a lol bruh i saw it as well

Goodold strathpine

The Aussie Gamer - yup. Bogan.

Keith Belding mark is still there if you look hard enough lol

Wow

Probably less traffic lights.

Yeah and yup its the long way but hey the way is shorter right? ha ha

I know exactly what he means, if it's a busy road it'll take more time to drive it but if you go the way with less traffic but a longer drive it will take less time. So longer distance but shorter time taken instead of shorter distance but longer time taken.

Every GPS in Australia gives you two choices for getting where you wanna get 1: It's the long way but shorter 2: It's the short way but longer

Yeah nah and the up is also down

When a footballer rides a motorbike.

And the next video showed some one who was never taught any manners. Mayhaps in the future, there will be Jim's Drining School.

"sprays and wipes glasses" Is that a supra!!

@@qperrz5485 woo! My first sub ty

Np

yes

Wait wait, supreme???

What's happening at this moment? I'm not getting it.

@@DLeeeet the lights turn green, but the car with the trailer(that passes in front of the waiting traffic) is going too fast and jumps the red, so the green light folk can't go. Hence the police then going after them. 👍

@@DLeeeet , and that's when "have to be mindful of other road users"

Pity about the bullshit propaganda that came just before it.

@@DLeeeet the timing was off you need to go back 5 secs or more 16:10 should do it , lots of important people on the roads these days , if your not sure they will let you know they are

Turns out Australian wildlife isn't actually that dangerous, the citizens are just actively seeking death.

they got election shock and never recovered...

I want to know where to get that tuba sound.

That dam animation is a rotary

2 brand of cars not designed for drifting: 1 Mustang 2 BMW

It just seems to take forever, then there's always the underlying fear there won't be a video, even though I know full well people can't drive for shit!

Jazabelle 3005 should be compulsory viewing in all high schools.

Mate it's winter, he could release 1 a week with the morons on the road

I live for these monthly uploads. My life is very exciting hahaha.

@@npx20 There's no need to announce that you're a douchebag, and yet here you are.

Dat twas' Paddy and Mick over from da 'ol country for a wee holiday, to be sure!! It was an 'irish mile' haha.

gotta lay off that weed

I know that area well, yes the long way is shorter in time 90% of the time

Longer distance, shorter time.

Z3 Smith how did the test go?

Hope you got it!!

Z3 maybe we’ll be seeing you in the next video 😂.

It’s good to watch so you know what not to do lol

Did ya get it mate

fharkian heall maiyte

At least it had the right soundtrack for the moment..

If glare or the light is really horrible try glacier glasses without the side frames works wonders

The wheel wasn't loose. If you freeze frame at 15:42, you can see the hub assembly still firmly attached. Therefore, it was not the fault of the driver.

It was a joke that sailed right over your head like a "Lucille". You should have known.

that's hilarious!! Props

One of brothers favourite jokes when we were kids.

@GodBotherer1 k

Hahahaha thats great, im stealing that one

@@npx20 ha! Yeah good point

It sounded like an English accent

Breakfast of champions

Looking at this that's the least of our worries....

Nah, they all are great drivers because they don't speed,never mind about anything else,clearly they don't and neither do the cops because i see this behavior daily... I once was following this incompetent driver in Scumshine north industrial estate,hopeless incompetency i cant even describe! Moved onto Mcintyre rd and proceeded to nearly merge INTO A COP CAR! Even when they passed before these idiots entered the rd i was frantically pointing at the driver trying to tell them to stop this moron and even after he nearly side swiped them they still did NOTHING...Seems they just don't care anymore yet still criticize anyone who calls out the vast majority of road policing as focusing on revenue VS actually reducing the road toll.How well did those "safety cameras" work on the ring rd stopping the moron who drove of the bridge the other year? Bet a fine was posted out,lot of good that did for the dead guy and his poor girlfriend hey...We need police on the roads enforcing all the laws,not just cherry picking and stop blaming everything on speeding,hooning and drunk/high people who while no doubt contribute to the road toll don't make up the vast majority.

AnonymousRandom gotta cruel to be kind

hahahahaha

7homas 0wen or more people are divesting from paying attention to the road

Nels Blair I’m sure that’s a large contribution.

Watching these has convinced me that a dash cam is essential. Plus it's a form of defensive education watching these. 🤦‍♀️

The guy at 10:00 needs sunglasses.

Tis but a scratch, no biggie mate.

708914 it's a crack, not a scratch

You guys should have seen my “windscreen” before I replaced it. Love that you call it a windscreen.

Joanne Greenough what do u call it lol

@@TaylorM6668 Stone collector. Roo magnet. Dust accumulator.

LMFAO I completely missed that.

Fuck off back there then

Scott Kelly he’d already be back lmfao

Not our fault you can’t drive!

And also the vehicle for being capable to perform those moves successfully.

Yep. I made a mistake this month and I'm bracing for the possibility I might end up here. I sure bloody hope not though :/

at the very least you admit there's room for improvement mate. and honestly there is for all of us, not just the people who end up on here...

@@fuzzymurdermittens We all make mistakes, I have respect for people who can own up to their mistakes. The people who drive like dickheads and put the blame on others is what really pisses me off.

"I" had a small mistake last month though there was nothing I could do about it due to the car in front of me putting me in that "mistake" but I'm stressing seeing myself here cause it the cam would just look like me being the dickhead

@@gharkun A little wave and and 'oops, sorry' can do wonders, we've all been there. Though I do like seeing the people actually driving like dickhead hoons fark up when they hurt nobody but their car.

And busted the back driver's window as a bonus.

To be fair, that intersection looks like a total clusterfuck. I would love to see an aerial view of it because right before the clip cuts I counted about 20 signals on poles all over the place.

@@gobblenater The coordinates are on the screen, not hard to find 31° 50'45.6" S 115°52'40.9"E www.google.com.au/maps/@-31.8459839,115.8776619,80m/data=!3m1!1e3 Plenty road markings on the aerial view.

he's on jim's drugs, he should go to jim's rehab while he's there

@@pnutz_2 lol, I didn't know Jims had branched out to drugs

@@sethc6663 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/Zq-Ror181KmUeZc.html

Peter Pizzarelli Typical Mustang driver.

Just another Ford Mustang doing what they do best.. crashing after attempting to go around a corner

That’s one less Ford on the road so I’m not complaining

2 stars? I reckon even a push bike would get more than that. Assuming the rider wears a helmet.

The usual defence of Mustang fanboys is that "I am not going to have an accident" or the "rating is only head-on and I'm not going to go that fast anyway". Sigh.

300,000 permanent migrants a year, around 700,000 international 'students' and around another 1,000,000 "temporary" migrants - all of whom are free to drive on our roads based on a license they may or may not have legitimately acquired in whatever country they come from.

SkinnyCow lucky he caught it all on the “CamAirAhh”

Is that a Scottish accent? 😁

Mike Dg it’s a wog accent.

yeah, baltic yugoslav or something at a guess.

@@SkinnyCow. it's Italian. He says funguli which means crazy.

Must be terribly confusing see how we drive on the opposite side of the road to yall

Fireassassin16 it’s not rocket science. I drive in both the US and UK. If you’re a good driver, it’s second nature.

@@gavincolgan1827 'onya Gav...LOL

poida lol 😂

@@npx20 no shit couldn't be arsed to spell out "you all"

www.onlymelbourne.com.au/montague-street-bridge

@Birdy Wirdy Birdy Wirdy i've seen plenty of bad white 'round-eye' drivers as well, old ppl etc...

No one needs driver training in Australia, they just learn from parents and uncles.

Buellterrier I agree, bad drivers teaching new drivers their bad habits.

Birdy Wirdy no, it’s douchey white people in their douchey utes and ford falcons...

R Stevens my immediate thought upon seeing that one

I find it spectacular how the crash was so severe that the camera quit.

wouldve been better if he kicked it away

very wholesome

May the good be with you, kind motorcyclist

That was me riding. I just finished work and was heading home when it happened. Bless you all for the kind comments

@@fiercelambo7369 you're a legend