DATING a 127-year old WITCH!!!

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On this episode of Weird Movies With Mark, by popular demand, here is my video review of the cult classic, The Touch of Satan (1971)
This is one of those movies that I thought had a good concept and could have been a pretty cool movie if executed better
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Credits Music by: OVERWERK
Chapters:
00:00 Introduction
01:15 Rural Whodunit
01:57 Jodie's Road Trip
02:59 Meeting Melissa
04:12 Walnut Farm
05:51 Where the fish lives
07:42 Sleepover!
09:17 The Bad News
10:11 Old Person Strength
12:08 Awkward Dinner
12:40 Burn the Witch
14:41 The Deal
15:17 Jodie the simp
16:13 Can’t Resist Melissa
17:14 Stupid Stuff
18:53 Final Thoughts
19:24 End Skit
20:18 Credits / Outtakes
#cultmovies #movies #movie

Пікірлер: 697

@DamnedSilly 8 ай бұрын

"Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan." -Actual Bazooka Joe Comic

@glorygloryholeallelujah 6 ай бұрын

Brilliant 😂

@nitrosherbert888 23 күн бұрын

i don't get it

@kolonarulez5222 8 күн бұрын

The first and last time Bazooka Joe evoked anything close to comedy

@HEDGE1011 8 ай бұрын

“This is where the fish lives.” Such a classic line; never fails to make me laugh.

@TerrenceNowicki 7 ай бұрын

"This is where my TONGUE lives."

@Bazzz87 7 ай бұрын

@@TerrenceNowickiStop it!! I can never stop laughing at the MSt3k crew reaction to that odd way of pointing out the obvious 😂

@MrRyan-wu4jx 7 ай бұрын

Same energy as “Watch out for snakes.”

@kyon813 6 ай бұрын

@@MrRyan-wu4jx"Uh, who said that?!"

@julietfischer5056 6 ай бұрын

@@kyon813- That was from _Eegah._

@youaretearingmeapartlisa7253 8 ай бұрын

No amount of walnuts jokes could ever make me stop watching Mark's videos

@2nd3rd1st 8 ай бұрын

It's wall to wall nuts with this guy

@TemperedMedia 8 ай бұрын

I'm with you, there.

@MadHax-wt5tl 8 ай бұрын

O.K, walnuts fine. But I draw the like at pistachio nut jokes.

@silvernova354 8 ай бұрын

Thumbs up for your name alone, and the great film that it's from. 😉

@2nd3rd1st 8 ай бұрын

@@MadHax-wt5tl Only that pistachios aren't nuts, as the shell opens to release the seed, unlike real nuts like the hazel- and chestnut.

@williammitchell5201 8 ай бұрын

The skit inserting you into the pitchfork mob was phenomenally done man! Beautiful work! Great video as always!

@suedenim 8 ай бұрын

I'm always blown away by how good these shots look technically, down to the distinctive visuals of this particular bad print.

@designercreep7823 8 ай бұрын

Lmfao right. It looked so real

@tonychai5147 8 ай бұрын

I would say it’s even better than some Hollywood qualities

@pikidipod 8 ай бұрын

I was thinking the same! Your editing skills are getting better.

@dryan1387 7 ай бұрын

That was his best all time effect. I want that setup so I can do effects haha

@TheBigHatLegion 8 ай бұрын

Mark, you've saved my day. Horrible vacation, wretched time with family, need a drink, and here you are❤

@toweypat 8 ай бұрын

I'm sorry you feel like banging your head against a WALL because of the NUTS you're related to. Hope you feel better soon!

@ItsMrAssholeToYou 8 ай бұрын

OMG, I'm so sorry to hear about your vacation. I can't even imaging! Stay strong, you poor, brave soul. I know it's hard...so very, very hard...but please, I beg you, don't let this tragedy cause you to go on an extended spree that ends-up on the news, no matter how justified it is, how much the world deserves it (soooo much). You're better than that. Better than all of us.

@YuvalDorfman 8 ай бұрын

You think your day is bad? I live in israel

@jmcclain8237 8 ай бұрын

And THAT is why i become unavailable during the holidaze. No interest in dealing with people I have nothing in common with. I always go on vacation by myself during Thanksgiving and Christmas. Why visit with family? I don't know these cousins etc... What's the point other than it's expected. NO THANK YOU.

@toweypat 8 ай бұрын

@@YuvalDorfman uh, em, are there walnuts there?

@The-Man-On-The-Mountain 8 ай бұрын

Dude, you nailed the mob scene. It really seems you were right there. Awesome!

@scapegoat8171 8 ай бұрын

I concur

@The_Curious_Cat 3 ай бұрын

I agree.

@OriginalGaucho 8 ай бұрын

STILL the most underrated channel on KZfaq!

@heeeeeresrossy 8 ай бұрын

Agreed 💯

@MidniteMeatBus 8 ай бұрын

Fr though he never misses I can throw any of his reviews on when me and my friends are baked in the basement chillin and we always laugh our asses off

@heeeeeresrossy 8 ай бұрын

@@MidniteMeatBus Mark is honestly the best. What KZfaq was made for

@YuvalDorfman 7 ай бұрын

So true

@OakCityGamers 7 ай бұрын

its because there is a cabal of anti-mark folks out there/... lets say like 10k and they do the thing then its been blow the channel forever. until they forget

@CrankWaved 8 ай бұрын

1:50 "They got nothing to lose and they know it" Mark's delivery there was gold🤣

@BGNOLA 7 ай бұрын

I'm in my 50s and I can relate to that

@2nd3rd1st 8 ай бұрын

Mark's skits of inserting himself into the movies look more professional every episode, this night shot was pretty convincing!

@rrpostalagain 8 ай бұрын

Agreed

@sancheck 8 ай бұрын

One of my favorite MST3K episodes. I quote it quite often. You put yourself in the mob scene very well, the lighting is perfect.

@RussellCHall 8 ай бұрын

You're on Clu Gulager alert!

@floraposteschild4184 8 ай бұрын

Put a little Satan in your soul. 🎶

@kevinlitton1399 8 ай бұрын

Just made my first million farming pecans. Haven't grown a single tree.

@sancheck 8 ай бұрын

The fish moved and didn't leave a forwarding address

@MrCobalt 8 ай бұрын

"ZAAAAA!!!!"

@codyjohnson9752 8 ай бұрын

I have to say, with all of the different channels on KZfaq reviewing bad/weird movies, you've found a way to provide something others aren't doing. Keep up the good work!

@ChadwickTheChad 8 ай бұрын

I have a sudden craving for CARNATION ICE CREAM.

@MikeSmith-bn1qr 8 ай бұрын

Dude this was my favorite MST3K episode ever! To see mark doing an episode on it is Fucking beautiful!!!;

@KuLaydMahn 7 ай бұрын

Ok - that's where I know this movie from!

@FredHerbert999 8 ай бұрын

My God, you inserting yourself into the scene of "burn the witch", looks so damn good, Mark. The lighting and the film grain, your costume and mutton chops, very well done.

@Seoulsearch616 8 ай бұрын

One of my favorite MST3K episodes ever... Such a treat to see Mark's take on it! 😁 Bring on the walnut jokes!

@toweypat 8 ай бұрын

Oh, what, do you think walnut jokes just grow on trees???

@ianitor 8 ай бұрын

moar walnutz please

@jdebarr 8 ай бұрын

Me too....Love this one...."hope he said Peanuts".

@azarisLP 8 ай бұрын

"There's been a walnut uprising..."

@MrGreaseh3 8 ай бұрын

you're on Clu Gulager watch.

@37view37 8 ай бұрын

Mark never fails to bring the laughs. I loved what MST3K did with Touch of Satan, and Mark’s newer take is super good as well. Mark has great comedic timing with his lines and I love how he returns to an earlier joke and ups the ante (Bazooka Joe comics). You’re a good guy and comedian, Mark. Love you’re work.

@rrpostalagain 8 ай бұрын

Ok thanks, I couldn’t remember where I saw this before. Didn’t seem like an MST3k for some reason.

@chimpinaneckbrace 7 ай бұрын

“How many head of walnut do you have?”

@YouTube-tied 3 ай бұрын

"This is where the fish lives."

@TeatroGrotesco 8 ай бұрын

The Red headed leader of the burn mob, is the guy from Giant Spider Invasion.....AND is a linguist and accent expert, saw him on Johnny Carson for his accent ability and analysis.

@AliceBowie 6 ай бұрын

Yeah, Robert Easton. He was a top dialect coach. Lots of regional dialects are disappearing, I guess because of mass media.

@katsrebro4684 8 ай бұрын

It's all about Walnut joke pacing. A nut per minute might be too much for me. 😂

@FanboyFlicks 8 ай бұрын

I was worried the NPM rate might be too high, I’ll work on cutting it down for next time

@katsrebro4684 8 ай бұрын

@FanboyFlicks everyone needs goals 🙌🏻 I believe in you.

@skylx0812 7 ай бұрын

...phrasing

@Mike28625 8 ай бұрын

Dude. I originally saw this on mst3k and i grew to legitimately enjoy this stinker.

@Hykje 8 ай бұрын

The tragic thing with the director of photography Jordan Cronenweth is that under the shot of Blade Runner, he was in such bad condition because of Parkinson's disease that had to do his job sitting in a wheelchair.

@theotothefuture 8 ай бұрын

Damn, first time I'm liking before you even say "Welcome back TO!!!! the show."

@BarelyEinstein 8 ай бұрын

The mob insert looks REALLY good. Most convincing one so far.

@deerraar3004 8 ай бұрын

Omg! I'm working security at an old folks home as I'm watching this! You mentioned old person gang and I stopped and looked at my surroundings nervously. Then I remembered I can walk at a reasonable pace, can lift at least 20 pounds, and everybody goes to bed at 9pm here anyway.

@requinremembers 8 ай бұрын

When Mark is in w/ the mob, the lighting is superb. Also love the scratches like the film. He keeps getting better and better at that amazing trick of putting himself in the movie.. love it.

@rsilkw2 8 ай бұрын

Bless you Mark for riffing this timeless classic, the fish in the lake thanks you.

@JenMistress 8 ай бұрын

Hats off to you, Mark. When doing a comedic review to a movie that was on MST3K, it's got to be somewhat hard to come up with your own stuff to make jokes about rather than tread off of what Mike and them joke about, yet, you manage to pull it off. Bravo to you, and thank you.

@TheDimebag49 7 ай бұрын

Mark you're getting better and better with your editing. I wish we had your videos more frequently.

@Geospasmic 8 ай бұрын

The way Melissa talks to the people posing as her parents makes it pretty clear she's in charge and they defer to her. I'm guessing she knew them since they were kids and she's the one taking care of them. I always kinda liked this movie, it's really only damaged by the overwhelming late sixties/early seventiesness of it.

@FionavanDahl 8 ай бұрын

glad Mark addressed this plot hole, as a kid watching MST3K I assumed he was the preacher father plus aging, but now it's obvious that they're different people I think the lack of explanation adds to the mysterious Southern gothic feel

@christopherwall2121 3 ай бұрын

The two main theories are that either Luther or Molly are descended from Melissa or Lucinda, or they're just random walnut farmers who happen to own a witch.

@jstewartfilm 8 ай бұрын

Fantastic episode as usual, mark! 😂

@JohnSmith-yd5wq 8 ай бұрын

Pretty sure this is a reupload

@Silenced23 8 ай бұрын

Are you pretty sure or 100% sure. Cause you can check all his videos before you say something like pretty sure and not 'it IS a REUPLOAD.'

@SirHorned19 8 ай бұрын

@@JohnSmith-yd5wq I have watched every single video on this channel and its definitely not a reupload.

@JohnSmith-yd5wq 8 ай бұрын

@@Silenced23 then he redid a movie he already talked about.

@armandolarade7861 8 ай бұрын

He's there for the walnuts, guaranteed...it was just right for the amount of jokes...a few more would have been nice.

@666NEKRomantiK666 8 ай бұрын

With all this video up you deserve a sub here on YT or a patreon! I'm happy to see all this video, with a great quality too!! Man you are the top critic here on YT

@SirWilliamKidney 8 ай бұрын

This was great! Also, is it just me, but I think these episodes are better when Mark enjoys the movie at least a little bit?

@requinremembers 8 ай бұрын

Yes!! And it's certainly more enjoyable to watch Mark's video when the movie isn't bottom of the barrel bad lol...at least for me.

@craigperry4214 8 ай бұрын

Mark, that was your greatest accomplishment in green screen ever. The pitchfork speech was flawless.

@designercreep7823 8 ай бұрын

Lmfao, the scene where Mark inserted himself in with the pitch fork mob is phenomenal 😂😂😂

@LwJohnL 8 ай бұрын

Fish - barn, horse - pond. I think I got that right. I'm ready for farm life! Good one, Mark! 😂

@ThePrikoki 8 ай бұрын

what about milkin' them walnuts???

@spankynater4242 8 ай бұрын

Seahorse pond

@blondesummer7980 8 ай бұрын

"🎶What do you get when you fall from grace? You only get cast into perdition...🎶" One of my most favorite MST3K episode ever

@Trashslayer76 8 ай бұрын

😂The formula for most movies seems to be one that portrays every man as unable to resist the call of the wild😂

@nexusvideo 8 ай бұрын

The Touch of S'tan. A MST3K classic.

@OriginalGaucho 8 ай бұрын

Another amazing video Mark. I still can not believe that you're not one of the most popular content creators on KZfaq.

@char1737 8 ай бұрын

I'm here for Mark he just rocks!

@eddstarr2185 8 ай бұрын

Well Mark, between Lucinda and that Ford Maverick Grabber, I'm just a bowl of jelly.

@flomojo2u 8 ай бұрын

Definitely one of the most iconic MST3K episodes ever, so it was a real treat seeing your take on it! As always, your self-inserts were awesome and ever improving, way to go, man!

@jonemson5911 8 ай бұрын

I always look forward to a new WMWM video. They crack me up. Never stop doing what you're doing, Mark.

@TheRogueWolf 8 ай бұрын

I can never get enough walnut jokes. I eat them up!

@stevereeves1740 8 ай бұрын

Just wanted to say, I’ve been a huge Fan since about when you started and loved EVERY video review you’ve done. I don’t think there has been a single one where I didn’t laugh out loud. Thanks for doing these and please keep them up! 😊 Also, great job this time with the side-skits. I liked how you were able to include the green lines. Did you borrow that pitchfork or actually buy one as a prop? Just curious. Also, curious on why you usually don’t bring up the MST3k version of some of these movies. I loved this episode on MST3k and they seemingly cleaned it up as it didn’t look THIS grindhouse’ish.

@lemuntpicard7482 7 ай бұрын

13:53 Here, that exact moment is seamless comedic perfection. It took me about 10 sec realizing you were added to the shot. Lighting, make-up, costumes and editing, everything is perfection. Bravo!

@GoADHDGo 8 ай бұрын

4:29 The transition dang near killed me.

@SimmeringPotpourri 8 ай бұрын

I watched this movie on late night TV when I was a kid and it really stuck in my head.

@chrish3996 8 ай бұрын

You made my 4 day weekend by uploading this video!!

@LostCauseClown 8 ай бұрын

Damn good video, Mark. Those scenes where you're edited into the mob were really well done.

@kaito19841 8 ай бұрын

That was a pure pleasure to watch. Thanks man.

@jankarieben1071 8 ай бұрын

That rotating shot is great, that’s the kinda thing I’m thinking about when I insist that good cinematography can tell a story all by itself, film is a visual medium after all, and you can tell a masterpiece of a story without any dialogue if you have great cinematography! 🍻❤️🤘

@styfen 8 ай бұрын

You might say Jodie had a bizarre adventure.

@theprophet9429 8 ай бұрын

“Dating a 127 year old witch” Ffs, this was gonna be the title of my memoirs.

@davidhouston6475 8 ай бұрын

Well, at least he can use her Buckeye Golden Card benefits.

@shanedoe3462 8 ай бұрын

The scene where the old woman walks up behind Jody in his room is one of the most frightening things I've ever seen. Jesus Christ.

@erikhoffman3960 7 ай бұрын

There are never too many walnut jokes. Painting the bowl...HAHA! Never ceases to impress me how you put yourself into the movies. Great episode!

@saemideluxe 8 ай бұрын

It always feels like Mark could go on and on and on with his tangents and skits XD Love it!

@SuperCosmicMutantSquid 5 ай бұрын

You don't get enough credit for inserting yourself into the film because you manage to do it in a way that is so CLEAN. The editing is great, so nice.... *JUST LIKE WHERE THE FISH LIVE.*

@burtknighten4438 8 ай бұрын

That rotating shot really is brilliant when you have an expert explain it. I always liked it though I didnt know why

@kassemir 7 ай бұрын

The acting and quiver in your voice when doing the pants part of the skit was so good. Oscar worthy, honestly :D

@kitlc1 8 ай бұрын

Mark's the one practical witch hunter in that mob.

@couldnotbereachedforfurthe2647 8 ай бұрын

Great video! It's amazing how much Jodie looks like Michael McDonald's Stuart Larkin character.

@xhappybunnyx 7 ай бұрын

Holy shit the mob scene's your best edit-in work to date. I legitimately did a double take

@heeeeeresrossy 8 ай бұрын

It's not the weekend until Mark uploads a banger of a video! x

@DarkMetalSpider-II 8 ай бұрын

"human raisin"😂😂😂😂😂

@jacobsmith5066 8 ай бұрын

15:45 "There's more fish in the sea", there's also some just out back. In fact, Melissa showed you where they live.

@BGNOLA 8 ай бұрын

The print they used for MST3K looked really good; this one must've been run over by a drive-in audience

@alexs7670 8 ай бұрын

It was almost certainly a umatic tape that was already edited for tv from the 80s. The print used for however mark watched it was probably made much later, and likely from like a 35mm theater print. At least thats my guess.

@daveywavey3853 7 ай бұрын

At 14:00 it's incredible how well you got the lighting to shine on you like it was coming from the torch to your left in the shot, incredible editing man!

@Cyberdine.Systems.Model-101 8 ай бұрын

You did a great job blending yourself into the flaming torch scene, mate!! Loved it!!

@MisterBrimm 8 ай бұрын

Happy Thanksgiving Mark! Oh wait, you're Canadian. So.... happy... maple... something.

@spankynater4242 8 ай бұрын

Aboot

@mattbaker7305 6 күн бұрын

Hey, Mark. Thanks for keeping a bunch of strangers entertained.

@retroboomer3197 7 ай бұрын

I hope one day I'll be able to watch Mark insert himself into a feature length film. LMAO! Mark, you are hilarious and talented!

@SupremeGreatGrandmaster 8 ай бұрын

This is, by far, the funniest video Mark has ever done. I love the Mark version of "Jody".

@unclemetal8774 8 ай бұрын

I bet price of bazooka joe comics went up after this video 😅

@richfamousstyle6945 3 ай бұрын

I gotta say, I now LOVE this movie, not even in an ironic way. It’s very cool, thank you for bringing it to light!

@reasonablefilms 8 ай бұрын

The shots of you with the mob are the best you ever matted yourself into a movie. Seamless work!

@weekendmom 7 ай бұрын

There's a walnut tree behind my house. The only "walnut chores" involved are gathering them every October before the squirrels do.

@EmoryStudy 7 ай бұрын

I was more impressed with you editing yourself into the mob scene. That looks damn near flawless

@ravensmythe1 8 ай бұрын

As always, amazing work! Please give Rat Boy a review! It's like a fever dream and I don't understand how it got made or who it was for (as an audience)

@MaesterMike 8 ай бұрын

The deteriorating print of this film looks like the Matrix is falling apart. I just realized a new thing I love about your self inserts: it's when you show the scene with one of the characters, then bam! The next shot of said character suddenly replacing them. It's hilariously jarring. Speaking of, do you improvise your self insert bits, or do you write them down beforehand? They feel like you're making things up as you go along, and I love that about them.

@dokstranj215 8 ай бұрын

This is where the fish live.😅😅

@MrShigura 8 ай бұрын

It’s even weirder. She says “this is where the fish lives.” As in singular.

@jongroskin729 8 ай бұрын

Wow Mark, you really outdid yourself with the editing this time. Awesome job!

@wolfmanwes 8 ай бұрын

Keep up the good work, Mark. I always look forward to your new videos. Thank you for keeping us all entertained, man😀

@ludwigvanbubthoven5692 7 ай бұрын

Walnut , cheese, and diarrhea jokes all in one video. That's why I keep watching.

@andrewgeraci8798 8 ай бұрын

I luv your videos, Mark. Always brings a smile to my face. You're gotten amazingly good at incorporating your face into the footage.

@Mr_Porter 8 ай бұрын

14:13 Mark, this is one of the smoothest edits (of yourself) that you've done thus far. The angry mob reacting and looking at you when you speak, the lighting, the shading **chef's kiss** all of that makes the edit even better.🫡

@FernandezEmG 8 ай бұрын

that mob green screen insert is amazing! your inserts are getting goooouuuuudd!

@danielwilliams7562 8 ай бұрын

Mark, those edits of you getting into the movies are getting AWESOME! I had a great laugh watching this review. Big thank you to out me in a happy mood before I go to bed.

@punchfisttop 8 ай бұрын

Your blending is getting better and better!!! Funniest eps so far!!!

@VonWenk 8 ай бұрын

When I saw this on Mystery Science Theatre 3000, I didn't think it was bad.

@WhitneyDahlin 2 ай бұрын

LOVE your channel! So happy the algorithm, after 7 years, FINALLY recommended something i actually wanted to see! I love how they are all older weird movies! Im a fan of old movies in general. You should check out some of the weird movies Japan came out with in the 60s 70s and 80s 😂

@WBV420 7 ай бұрын

I'd listen to your walnut jokes for as long as you had em, and I'd appreciate every one of them.

@hushicho 8 ай бұрын

Your editing just keeps getting more impressive! This is a movie I feel similarly about, it was not a bad film and has many moments that show how well-made it is. Once you know the secret or twist, it informs the next viewing and remarkably becomes a more interesting film because you know who it's really about, which you wonderfully pointed out in featuring that one exceptional scene. I rather enjoyed Gorgo and Mormo speaking in the voice of whomever happened to be speaking with them, which seemed to be part of the many messages the film has. It made it clear that things weren't as straightforward as they may seem, and "the Devil" not necessarily what is assumed.

@panderjitsinghvv8199 8 ай бұрын

The scratchy intro may make Death Proof more understandable to some.

@captainbejo3513 8 ай бұрын

Thank you Mark! Your show is a break from reality!😊

@samhiscox3511 8 ай бұрын

Good stuff Maynard

@FeastForThought 8 ай бұрын

That End Skit looks simply fantastic. I'm not even into old movies but your videos are always a treat.

@OfficialBlackLabelArtists 8 ай бұрын

Good ol' Mark. We can't get enough of the show! Besides, I binge listen to all of these videos all the time at work so I need more content because I can memorize your videos now. Anyone else?

@BuckarooBanzai84 8 ай бұрын

Another MST3K classic! You should absolutely do a collaboration with the Rifftrax crew someday! XD (and it was also so ironically funny that you joked about that guy's mispronunciation of "homicidal" while, in the same breath, accidentally said "isn't" instead of "aren't"! Great blooper too! XD) Seriously though; you're getting me through some hard times. Keep it up! =)