As the girlfriend of a Radiohead fan, I can confirm, we do not exist.
@paulwild7642 жыл бұрын
how dare you
@Ace-qd8dv2 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry darling, but we both know it's true, you're just *daydreaming*
@paulwild7642 жыл бұрын
Well, I guess it's my *lucky* then, because you're such a *nice dream*
@Ace-qd8dv2 жыл бұрын
I don't want to make you feel *let down,* but I'm just a figment of your imagination, a *street spirit,* a *specter,* I'm something *you* created to have company
@paulwild7642 жыл бұрын
ok, *I might be wrong* tho, but you have to accept that *little by little* *I will* *go to Sleep* *living in a glasshouse* and *I promise* *I can't* *prove yourself* *thinking bout you* but you'll be *there there*
@alitunaulgur6734 Жыл бұрын
I love how he not only imagines a girlfriend but also imagines her listening to Coldplay just to tell her to turn it off. Definitely something a Radiohead fan would do
@goradish Жыл бұрын
I’m a girl and I love radiohead and coldplay
@r0s3mary222 Жыл бұрын
@@goradishsame!
@teaimdoffical Жыл бұрын
I feel like I’m the only Radiohead fan that also loves Coldplay
@mattiabrunetti7201 Жыл бұрын
@@teaimdofficalyou're not alone man!
@teaimdoffical11 ай бұрын
@@mattiabrunetti7201 awesome
@hazrel3 жыл бұрын
He's a creep, He's a weirdo and the imaginary girlfriend wearing My Chemical Romance shirt because she is The Ghost of You.
@thatquietasianguy95822 жыл бұрын
She’s just a chemical to your head
@elwolf3737 Жыл бұрын
I think he should Give Up the Ghost
@AndrewWms2 жыл бұрын
I dated a girl that loved radiohead once, it was amazing….until I woke up……it was a (nice dream)
@st0ne274 Жыл бұрын
WAKE UP (wake up)
@bastianse8235 Жыл бұрын
No worries, your dreams will become real
@nicolasriveros943 Жыл бұрын
Did you W A K E From your sleep?
@SuperGlub Жыл бұрын
Wish I had that problem. Every single man I’ve ever known in my life doesn’t even know radiohead..💔
@izumifiedthing Жыл бұрын
Hey lol
@bruhminderr3 жыл бұрын
The end was expected, there were no surprises. Brilliant work.
@delfi70772 жыл бұрын
no surprise
@Noahbsng2 жыл бұрын
i see what you did there
@tarasfalent92152 жыл бұрын
sometimes not being a radiohead fan can help, just like in this comment, I could start singing No Surprises but I won't, this is because I actually take showers
@montage.of.heck. Жыл бұрын
radiohead fans when they forgot to set their alarms
@RoyWaltz Жыл бұрын
@@tarasfalent9215u JUST right dude
@THEDishwah3r Жыл бұрын
As a female Radiohead enjoyer, I will say that the infection has begun spreading. Every time I bring up the band, my boyfriend exhibits every breed of pain. He keeps telling me that if I listened to “normal music” I would be fitter, happier, more productive… but I Just can’t. Little by Little, I’ll wean myself off Radiohead, but right now, I Can’t. :(
@keeganwoodward1952 Жыл бұрын
I know he likes Radiohead deep down, we all do
@SethNardoFilms Жыл бұрын
What a refrence. Sounds like you’re dating a not ok human, or a decent computer. Um maybe an OK computer?
@alethehamster11 ай бұрын
@@SethNardoFilmseverybody says "OK computer", but never "are you OK, computer?
@Xynmin6 ай бұрын
Am a Radiohead fan too.
@CrecentDeLulu6 ай бұрын
@@alethehamsterOK NOT OK computer 🤷♀️
@sturm13982 жыл бұрын
Set List: 0:02 Let Down 0:09 My Iron Lung 0:12 Fake Plastic Trees 0:39 Karma Police 0:46 Weird Fishes/Arpeggi 0:49 Paranoid Android 1:11 Packt Like Sardines In a Crushd Tin Box 1:22 Creep 1:29 Idioteque (Live version) 2:03 How To Disappear Completely
@lorachiteaga2 жыл бұрын
you forgot airbag! 1:08
@ItIsRan2 жыл бұрын
And Yellow!! 0:53
@MDE1282 жыл бұрын
Also True Love Waits
@alexandreamarante1322 жыл бұрын
2:04 it's that song from the 2001 soundtrack... but that for sure is not Radiohead, so... who cares?
@nightshade9370 Жыл бұрын
1:40 true love waits
@kostyaquz2 жыл бұрын
This guy is climbing up the walls of loneliness
@NikDotComm2 жыл бұрын
He was left high and dry
@stephenferla Жыл бұрын
He may have been daydreaming there, there but lets be optimistic as true love waits he may be lonely in the present tense but soon he my get lucky or i might be wrong, maybe he will never find true love and sulk over it as he stays indoors with no permanent daylight in his parents house like a creep while his mother constantly yells “you never wash up after yourself” as he replies “I’m a reasonable man get off my case” and during this time he falls into a deep depression that he wants to go to sleep for an eternity by either Option A: red wine and sleeping pills or Option B: jumping into a river whilst black eyed angles swim with him. He is split between these 2 decisions he says “i don’t know why i feel so tongue tied” he eventually makes his decision that the fun way to go out is to choke himself to death after some inspiration by his favourite band Radiohead’s lyrics on the song exit music (for a film) in which Thom Yorke repeats “we hope that you choke” he took that rather personally and almost took his own life but not before i decided to himself “i want none if this.” Fast forward a couple of months later he is a more confident man he comes up to his crush and tells her “Been thinking about you, and there's no rest Shit, I still love you, still see you in bed But I'm playing with myself? What do you care when I'm not there?” And she is confused as shit at what he’s saying because shes never been in his bed but he’s too damn irresistible for her to care so they get married and have a child years later in which he says “i promise, I will Lay me down In a bunker Underground I won't let this happen to my children Meet the real world coming out of your shell With white elephants Sitting ducks I will Rise up Little babies eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes Little babies eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes Little babies eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes Little babies eyes, eyes, eyes” he loves his child so much he sang a Radiohead song for it i guess we can say there are no surprises there since he is a massive Radiohead fanboy. Anyways they live happily ever after. (fade out)
@michaelhernandez79783 жыл бұрын
*wakes up to Coldplay in a cold sweat* "You have to turn that off." lmao this video is perfect well done
@rowancarroll92743 жыл бұрын
0:30 missed attempt at doing a house of cards pun
@whitmore-project2 жыл бұрын
I was going to say this, but I’m glad you did 😂
@inachos57592 жыл бұрын
"i am on a roll"
@pelogeyaa84872 жыл бұрын
Yeah, my thoughts
@pokestav93003 жыл бұрын
oh man that cart and plastic trees cracked me up
@cattamalon2 жыл бұрын
lmaooo me too
@jtotheulian708 Жыл бұрын
facing the wrong direction though
@garetkun8082 жыл бұрын
I unironically agree that "Let Down" is very underrated.
@thehighground57382 жыл бұрын
I'd say the whole hail to thief album is probably the most underlooked radiohead album
@ofekshtain82462 жыл бұрын
@@thehighground5738 Its not that good
@thehighground57382 жыл бұрын
@@ofekshtain8246 nah
@LunaVictoria92 жыл бұрын
I was shocked when he said that. Let Down's the track from OKC i see most people like. It's an okay song imo, but after the perfect 4 run song, i think it's kind of a let down, no pun intended actually
@stepans21672 жыл бұрын
@@LunaVictoria9 it's one of the most beautiful songs on the record imo
@FogeyPup3 жыл бұрын
I need you to know that this has reached it's perfect target audience. This video is specifically made for me and I can not stress this enough. I want to be your friend
@kadinnotreal3 жыл бұрын
I will now be accepting friend applications in twitter dms.
@natalies73602 жыл бұрын
i agree
@mhtbfecsq12 жыл бұрын
What's the target audience ?
@FogeyPup2 жыл бұрын
@@kadinnotreal I’m a year late what’s ur Twitter
@pradabears2 жыл бұрын
@@FogeyPup 💀💀💀
@chark1190 Жыл бұрын
so my dad is a radiohead fan, so my mom doesnt exist, so i dont exist, im not here, this isnt happening...
@user-tk7nd3xt5t5 ай бұрын
I love comments
@Sacha_Belland_Jegou3 ай бұрын
*I might be wrong* but *all I need* to feel more *fitter and happier* is to tell it to *you* : there’s clearly *no surprises* in this
@clairedex3 жыл бұрын
This is especially funny since it's very clear from some of the more obscure references that it's coming from a place of love. I have no clue why this 300 view video was recommended to me but I'm happy it was!
@kadinnotreal3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the kind words, i appreciate it :)
@cormacthem84062 жыл бұрын
I’m a Radiohead fan, I have a wife, but it’s true she doesn’t not let me have a girlfriend. 🤔
@kaorimg12302 жыл бұрын
Your … wife. Sure.
@jakechat27162 жыл бұрын
In order for Radiohead fans to get girlfriends they need to be fitter, happier, more productive, comfortable, not drinking too much, regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week).
@kadinnotreal2 жыл бұрын
I like this comment
@gangsterdelbosco2 жыл бұрын
So basically thay haven't to be a Radiohead fans
@k-leb4671 Жыл бұрын
Can they settle on a pig in a cage on antibiotics?
@jakechat2716 Жыл бұрын
@@k-leb4671 As long as it's bullet proof... (I wish I was)
@Kinon_42 жыл бұрын
When they were playing cards I was expecting him making a house of cards while singing the song lol
@sheyshey_m_a66272 жыл бұрын
Sameew
@felipezampieri9281 Жыл бұрын
Just cause you feel her, doesn't mean she's there
@radiofloyd23592 жыл бұрын
Of course. A Radiohead fan cannot have a girlfriend... True Love Never Waited After All.
@ian-zw4kd3 жыл бұрын
Speaking of girlfriends, a huge thank you to my beautiful girlfriend Olivia for being patient with me and helping this idea of mine become reality! :) situational irony
@oliviabill89223 жыл бұрын
... idk how many times i need to tell you this... im not your girlfriend...
@ian-zw4kd3 жыл бұрын
@@oliviabill8922 i can't believe it's not butter
@honestlynuts__3 жыл бұрын
@@oliviabill8922 haha, nice joke kadin
@k-leb4671 Жыл бұрын
This man is not a real Radiohead fan. Even if a Radiohead fan somehow did have a girlfriend, they would break up as soon as she plays Coldplay.
@yoshka10383 жыл бұрын
This is so underrated
@kadinnotreal3 жыл бұрын
just like let down
@layladurrant68763 жыл бұрын
My dad just called me a Radiohead junkie and left the room: target audience reached
@metehansipahi3 жыл бұрын
"kadın" means woman in turkish. at the end, i was scared when i saw the text "kadın does not exist" lol
@fnwkjcjwf51422 жыл бұрын
lol aynen
@regiluthfi2 жыл бұрын
radiohead probably the reason why I've never had a girlfriend.
@nracicot11 ай бұрын
I recall asking to a girl if she liked Radiohead in a club, years ago. She looked totally disgusted and said: no.
@SuperGlub Жыл бұрын
Where do radiohead fans even live I can only talk about my love for radiohead to the voices
@darkassassin8506 Жыл бұрын
As a Radiohead fan I too get into shopping trolleys and sing fake plastic trees
@ayonbasu16322 жыл бұрын
Missed a golden chance to say "she's not here this wasn't happening'
@kaytlinmarie92473 жыл бұрын
See, I feel like guys who love Radiohead as much as me do not exist. The struggle is real on both sides! lol
@k-leb4671 Жыл бұрын
Love them enough to have all the Kid A Mnesia Exhibition audio tracks downloaded on your computer?
@rinnin Жыл бұрын
As a perpetually single male Radiohead fan I can fully agree with this. Never LOLed so hard at a Radiohead tribute video before. 🤣Well done my friend. Well done! 👏
@MattLemonsackMusic Жыл бұрын
10/10 twist. You suspended my disbelief & then made a fool of me. The fucking shopping cart had me laughing til my pants were all Yellow
@kadinnotreal Жыл бұрын
Hope you switched into a clean pair afterwords. Glad you enjoyed:)
@Greggers15162 жыл бұрын
the fact that the guitar comes up out of nowhere is hilarious
@ltdf248611 ай бұрын
Don’t worry man, your “true love waits”
@achillesfuzier2 жыл бұрын
I died laughing at “FASTER JOHNNY” lmfao
@braziliantsar10 ай бұрын
Have been feeling lonely for a while. Started listening to radiohead so at least I can think "hey, it's because of Radiohead, makes sense now".
@sowvikbarua7107 Жыл бұрын
MCRxRADIOHEAD. Two frustated souls indulging their happiness together
@unknownpleasures13343 жыл бұрын
I've only really truly fallen in love with fellow Radiohead fans so I hope I can have someone to be crazy about the band with. This was cute ❤️
@kadinnotreal3 жыл бұрын
Thank you, this made my day !
@marcen122 жыл бұрын
Wait. I'm a girl. I have a boyfriend. I love Radiohead. Does that mea... (disappears completely)
@kadinnotreal2 жыл бұрын
If you actually go missing, this video might make me a prime suspect
@DumboOctopiAreTheBest8 ай бұрын
Hey, as a Radiohead fan who’s a girl, you’re just “Daydreaming” if you think we don’t exist.
@mjodyh2 жыл бұрын
Ending it on True Love Waits was stellar
@Skydrogen11 ай бұрын
Oh. My. God. The radiohead to coldplay thing was so accurate
@thehighground57382 жыл бұрын
Damn the end completely took me by surprise, great video Also the "faster johnny, faster johnny" was my favorite part of this video.
@anemptybowl58442 жыл бұрын
okay both of them laughing at Alien was so accurate though.
@kadinnotreal2 жыл бұрын
Finally someone acknowledges this.
@anemptybowl58442 жыл бұрын
@@kadinnotreal mate, i'm a radiohead fan who laughed through Alien too. I get it. The little alien that poked out of John Hurt's stomach? Adorable. and really funny. thing looked like a finger puppet or something.
@a.xhtonc2 жыл бұрын
The packt like crushed sardines in a tin box reference got me bro
@Lars-bg1gy Жыл бұрын
Ikr, it’s one of my absolute favourites
@Fishlord0911 ай бұрын
God that haunting music from 2001 fits perfectly for that ending
@arthur_camara Жыл бұрын
Now that you found it It's gone Now that you feel it You don't
@hollowbastion16622 жыл бұрын
Before watching the video I read the title and thought "you don't" Finished the video and I was right all along lmao
@The_Loudmouths Жыл бұрын
one of the best videos i've seen recently ngl
@Catstronautgirl Жыл бұрын
Radiohead fan man: Nothing matters 😔😰 Radiohead fan woman: Nothing matters *with glitter* 💖💖✨✨
@edumrtnzz2 жыл бұрын
I wish I could show this to my girlfriend but it's too accurate :(
@espressoaddict153242 жыл бұрын
Same 😔
@valleyofthedolls2 жыл бұрын
this is me and my imaginary boyfriend
@jackpot84393 жыл бұрын
Lol kadın means "woman" in turkish. At the end of the video after all of those "she does not exist" stuff, when it started to right "kadın not real" i was like wtf. Then i saw your channel's name
@okaynice_2 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck I didn't notice the name of the channel until I saw your comment. It was a Creepy experience fr
@fnwkjcjwf51422 жыл бұрын
evet orda beynim yandı
@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit11 ай бұрын
You could say that she's a fake plastic love. This made more sense in my head.
@albertpaints2 жыл бұрын
The ending was brutal 😂
@TisTheDamnStickSeason2 жыл бұрын
*During a massive argument* "I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU BOTHER!!! NOTHING'S EVER GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!!!"
@user-gd9un6hw1t10 ай бұрын
I'm female Radiohead fan, and my husband is radiohead fan. 😂 But he wasn't. Before we met. When i was young, i usually used to say: "i'm a reasonable man, get out my case"😂
@Pilafcg Жыл бұрын
She looks like the real thing, she tastes like the real thing
@capivaracom476011 ай бұрын
😭
@jtotheulian708 Жыл бұрын
as a radio head fan, i love the references
@lukakas29735 ай бұрын
Just 'cause you feel it, doesn't mean it's there...
@narayanbahuguna65383 жыл бұрын
One of my favs on the internet
@st0ne274 Жыл бұрын
As soon as the "she" at 2:41 appeared I was ready to expect "is running out the door" to come up next and I was already singing that
@OK_LAPTOP2 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to tell my girlfriend about this!
@kaorimg12302 жыл бұрын
Your girlfriend Alexa?
@OK_LAPTOP2 жыл бұрын
@@kaorimg1230 Close, but no cigar.
@Oscalishious Жыл бұрын
As a female radiohead fan, you're right, I don't have a girlfriend. :(
@joonefps3 жыл бұрын
this is actually perfect
@UndertaleFan-cx2mc Жыл бұрын
I lost it at "AIRBAG" Also I guess you can say that she looks like the real thing
@bryson_jernigan77602 жыл бұрын
He looks like a member of the band honestly
@handreieiacasa2 жыл бұрын
wait the car was driving itself then... sus
@randomonemusic7 ай бұрын
His girlfriend really said "look into my eyes, I'm not coming back"
@ste_fa236211 ай бұрын
One of the best videos about Radiohead
@burningjdm2 жыл бұрын
I guess you could say he was too "optimistic"
@kerriganqueenofblades7128 Жыл бұрын
Damn went from dating a Radiohead fan to Fight Club
@T--------10 ай бұрын
I'd imagine there's a big overlap in the two fandoms tbh
@marivg89483 жыл бұрын
Honestly, there are a lot of female Radiohead fans, especially from the golden days of the 90s. I'm 39 and a lot of my classmates liked them back then, and I still listen to them. But maybe Gen Z is like weird....
@kaorimg12302 жыл бұрын
Female Radiohead fans don’t have bf/gf either … I have no idea where these kids came from-especially Kid A.
@Oreo41212 Жыл бұрын
Just because he felt her, didn't mean she was there
@grahamcrackers12492 жыл бұрын
Imagine liking Coldplay and still simping for Radiohead at the same time
@kadinnotreal2 жыл бұрын
Good point Grahamcrackers124. You are truly the most Graham Crackers to ever 124!!! I must say, i have never listened to a coldplay album. But it doesn’t take much listening to recognize that they are the Project X to radiohead’s Superbad.
@grahamcrackers12492 жыл бұрын
@@kadinnotreal This is the funniest and only reply to a comment I have ever received, can agree Superbad is super superior to Project X lmao. Coldplays older albums are worth a listen, sadly cannot say the same about their newer albums smh😔
@GumbyGoons10 ай бұрын
The shit eating grin when she said "it wears me out" broke me.
@der4n Жыл бұрын
3:02 it’s crazy how “kadın” means “woman” in Turkish, so when you say kadın not real it means “she is not real”, but I assume it’s an intended pun
@Esma_A11 ай бұрын
I was about to write that 😂
@sezenaksuzyh2 ай бұрын
Benimde aklıma direkt o geldi anlamadım başta .d
@atithipradhan5988 Жыл бұрын
I’m surprised he didn’t sing House of cards while playing cards
@user-jw1hi3zo8b9 ай бұрын
I am Radiohead fan and I am LET DAWN
@nocturn-chan30753 жыл бұрын
This is the best KZfaq recommendation I got so far 😭😭😭👌🏻 Thank you so much for this masterpiece 😭😭
@EggGat Жыл бұрын
My boyfriend likes Radiohead and he introduced it to me and I now love Radiohead and idk how we’re still together :)))
@capivaracom476011 ай бұрын
Há esperança para nós
@zeheisty11 ай бұрын
DUDE, you honestly made me scared at the end. I was just laughing at the thought of my girlfriend not being real, but when "kadın not real" appeared it sent a shiver down my spine because "kadın" means "woman" in Turkish and my girlfriend is Turkish.
@LezbianLizard8 ай бұрын
I as the girlfriend to a radiohead fan simultaniously having a radiohead fan as a girlfriend can assure you we exist...sometimes
@maximocarp9127 ай бұрын
She looks like a real thing
@bootleg_24 Жыл бұрын
no surprises but this video is fucking gold
@s.n.150710 ай бұрын
He is a radiohead fan who has a girlfriend? Wow, he is so lucky, he is on a roll this time
@Paulina-nw4eo Жыл бұрын
wait what happens when the girlfriend is simultaneously the Radiohead fan??
@T--------10 ай бұрын
You could say he did it to himself, and that's what really hurt
@dreamtim42692 жыл бұрын
She left him "High and Dry"
@jtotheulian708 Жыл бұрын
i did a health survey in school where they ask bassically how you are going to get more exersize and how you are going to imrpove yourself. Being a radio head fan i copied and pasted the lyrics from fitter happier better and inserted the lyrics to answer the questions. I showed it to my teacher and they did not even notice it
@adam79634 Жыл бұрын
As a radiohead fan i can confirm we don't have girlfriends
@Ozzymandias493 Жыл бұрын
I fucking lost it when he randomly was in the shopping cart 😂
@jamesbaxterfromax2 жыл бұрын
The ending saved the whole video. Good job
@redpenguin1112 жыл бұрын
the instant i heard 'crushed like a' I started cackling maniacally
@laurynhowell3329 Жыл бұрын
this works both ways, I can attest MCR fans do not have boyfriends
@joncokejones93186 ай бұрын
The plot twist confirmed what all us Radiohead fans already knew 💀
@mothmilker11710 ай бұрын
unclear instruction, i now do not exist.
@Doctor-Infinite3 жыл бұрын
As a Radiohead fan I feel called out Like my mom rolls her eyes every time the word “Radiohead” is uttered
@Thelady30 Жыл бұрын
Um excuse me, im a giant Radiohead fan and im a girl. Is this why I’ve been single for so long?