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ShxtsnGigs Reacts

7 ай бұрын

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@mubarezahmad8662 7 ай бұрын

James continously tryna see what Fuhad would do for him is funny af

@galaxylucia1898 7 ай бұрын

I’m at the 2:25 min mark and I swear… James is “if pushing his luck we’re a person”😂😂😂😂

@fueledbyrhythm 7 ай бұрын

Always lol

@shebangedme 7 ай бұрын

Testing every limit possible 🤣🤣

@anjunacb 7 ай бұрын

The interlocking toe pics suggestion sent me!😂

@Axelrun1994 7 ай бұрын

And yet James is willing to suck both holes.

@JEM_KIKI 7 ай бұрын

" I'm not doing background vocals"😭😭 meanwhile JAMES WOULD DO IT IN A HEARTBEAT WITH A LIL DANCE

@Kwa_OwenZ 7 ай бұрын

Exactly dude😭😭😭😭

@TVOE_12 7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@3lancerofficialmaybe871 7 ай бұрын

While butt naked.

@fg2347 7 ай бұрын

Naked

@Basementjacks 7 ай бұрын

Facts

@tre10x18 7 ай бұрын

Fuhad not doing back up vocals is why they lost to chunks and filly

@Moonlight-ws3iq 7 ай бұрын

This😂😂😂

@zariohuggi7916 7 ай бұрын

FAAAAAAAAAACTS🤣

@teeplustee 7 ай бұрын

Hell yeah lol

@beloncekamz2821 7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@BannerProxy 7 ай бұрын

Say it louder for the people in the back 😂 chunks and filly been bredren for 11 years

@ravironhapi923 7 ай бұрын

Atp we need a list of the things that Fuhad will actually do for his friend,to save James' heart from being broken on every episode😅

@franklinmo. 7 ай бұрын

Every single episode 😭😭

@creoleqt87 7 ай бұрын

Love how they said women have tons of choices on dating apps but continued to repeatedly say how bad the men's profiles are 😂 we don't have great options!!

@lisabeth2994 7 ай бұрын

Facts! and woman tend to be more selective.. our criteria isn’t just to have the required body parts 😂 once we get rid of the men we aren’t attracted to, the pervs, the AH, the catfish (the old men who’s profile is 20 years old) you are left with slim pickings 😂

@tanchormay6447 7 ай бұрын

Quantity over quality in our sad shallow dating pools 😂😅

@karlagonzalvez4703 7 ай бұрын

On top of that most ONLY want to "clap cheeks"

@marciamarcel9884 7 ай бұрын

Lol, TBF ladies y'all can be a bit too superficial sometimes with your preferences sometimes, y'all would turn down a guy just cause the lighting in his profile pic is bad...and a bunch of other things too...1 picture or a profile with less than 200 words is not enough to tell you who someone really is...just saying

@Noloyiso_M 7 ай бұрын

There's a lot of men in existence, that unfortunately does not me options. They know this.

@aziweshaun1299 7 ай бұрын

" naked... with a grass skirt" not even 5 minutes in and James has started with the scenarios 😂

@Charlielacken 4 ай бұрын

Love it 😂😂😂

@risharddaniels1762 4 ай бұрын

The way i jumped 😭

@MmeSuprina1 2 ай бұрын

Whats wrong with him?! 😂😂😂

@junglekxngtalksanime 7 ай бұрын

"GOBLIN THESE NUTS" 😭🤣🤣

@explicitboiimusic 7 ай бұрын

Man😂😂😂

@jessgray8732 7 ай бұрын

👹👉🥜

@briarucker4384 7 ай бұрын

Absolutely unhinged 😂

@StaticShockNene 5 ай бұрын

I almost screamed in this hospital! 😂😭

@jaquanenglish5997 2 ай бұрын

Took me tf out

@Fluffykins0801 7 ай бұрын

Never gonna forget the guy who set up a whole dating profile for his girlfriend so she would have someone after he dumped her 😭😭😭 like bro

@KjAndre 7 ай бұрын

What?!! This is mad 🤣

@shaquillegriffith6401 7 ай бұрын

Goat 🐐

@michelegoesglossy1879 7 ай бұрын

That's the best ever 😂😂😂😂

@deaditeera 7 ай бұрын

Noooo way!!! 😮

@briarucker4384 7 ай бұрын

I would just disintegrate. This is feral 😂

@victorfagan6919 7 ай бұрын

A grown man saying tootsies in reference to their toes is uncontrollably hilarious 😂😂😂

@nzingo812 7 ай бұрын

James and his scenarios😂 He would deadass do anything for Fuhad. Love from Kenya

@carolinewamuyu6222 7 ай бұрын

❤

@joanchibbungu9786 7 ай бұрын

hi nzingo,,,,you've the same name as my mom

@cheptooabigail2876 7 ай бұрын

Wee mkenya😂😂😂brudaa

@nzingo812 7 ай бұрын

faaam😂😂si unajua lazima tu represent@@cheptooabigail2876

@SuperAtoti 7 ай бұрын

Glad to see Kenya in the yard

@livestonearth 7 ай бұрын

That "Chris crossed applesauce" got meeee lmaooooo

@ahsiabukhari 7 ай бұрын

I wonder what scenario would finally cause James to enter his acceptance phase of his relationship with Fuhad😅

@battlellc5719 7 ай бұрын

Righhtt

@Ray-pp5qb 6 ай бұрын

😭😭😭😭

@chy8427 7 ай бұрын

Next week: James apologising to the French 😂😂

@zanna_marie 7 ай бұрын

No ladies we can't be that desperate to meet a guy in the forest for a date. That can't be real

@jaycebradley8404 7 ай бұрын

that whole hypothetical foot pic scenario had me cryingggggggg ffs james 😭😭 ‘if anybody’s ✨interested✨’ bloody hell i cackled. and then fuhad being the one to get salty in the situation for once 🤣

@ScreenameMac 7 ай бұрын

Thread ..."Are you up for pegging" James "What app is this" 😂😂😂😂

@allysonfox8460 7 ай бұрын

17:03 James yelling “THE FUCK IS THIS?” will never not make me laugh

@jay_islove85 7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂James is forever trying to come up with scenarios where he could get close to Fuhad… the footsie pic scenario had me in stitches😂😂😂😂

@mrsbee4230 7 ай бұрын

“Pur for daddy….., meow”🐱😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@veiddimaddur8354 7 ай бұрын

"Brave is the word. These guys hate pum" Salute

@zxhra.13 7 ай бұрын

The interplay foot pic scenario spun me 😭😭💀

@curtis478 7 ай бұрын

James is so fruity around Fuhad, it actually makes me crease so much. Reminds me of me and my pookie bear bestie

@chmchn 7 ай бұрын

....your what??😂

@toni-annclark9278 7 ай бұрын

@@chmchnyou heard him! 😂

@apthomas2008 7 ай бұрын

Listening to Fuhad and James read the convos was hilarious! They need to do a bit where they read passages from spicy novels and then continue roll playing how they think the scene ends since they like role playing so much 😂.

@thyler-dane6889 7 ай бұрын

"Naked? With the grass skirt?" - James 😂❤

@stacey8486 7 ай бұрын

You guys have no idea how much what you do is like therapy for us. Had a rough start to the day today, and seeing a notification from you guys made me tear up a little bit because I seriously need the laughs. Thank you! Sidenote: I've binged your content since I found you mid-July! And I watched your episode with Chunks and Filly like 3 times. Laughter is really the best medicine, man.

@ThatFitGirlLife 7 ай бұрын

Same! Hope your day tomorrow is so much better than today 🤗 Only good things🙌🏼

@stacey8486 7 ай бұрын

@@ThatFitGirlLifethank you so much! So sweet of you!

@pmccray551 7 ай бұрын

FACTS... had a fu€k'd up day ... I come straight here for quick relief 💯

@Charlielacken 4 ай бұрын

I am so glad i am not the only one lol literally shittest day and these two both have me laughing so much ❤ booked my tickets yesterday for 02 in may x😊

@leenataylor7772 7 ай бұрын

Fuhads concerned "is it ?" took me tf out

@tjo3410 7 ай бұрын

Y'all see like 15 brutal male profiles and then say women have too many choices 💀

@kuroichan101 6 ай бұрын

Fr lmfaoooo our options alot of trash and some good

@sariahraymant9103 7 ай бұрын

Y'all have no idea how rough it is out here. It's so bad that my friend compiles a yearly PowerPoint of shame for the worst dating profiles she's come across 😂

@Carpathianpixie 7 ай бұрын

Please share with the rest of us😅

@karlagonzalvez4703 7 ай бұрын

Wowww I love that so much lol I could imagine all the girlies sitting around the PowerPoint on the TV while she reads aloud and everybody laughing their asses off while sipping some wine and eating snacks. 🤣 I could imagine yall taking shots at every creep who says anything sexual off jump. Smh It's horrendous out here

@ayb1470 7 ай бұрын

That sounds hilarious 😂

@sariahraymant9103 7 ай бұрын

@@karlagonzalvez4703 we do have a party! And now we've all started sending that friend screenshots of our worst experiences, so the PowerPoint is an accumulation of all our pain 😂

@cocomo3141 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 yo where he channel at tho???

@slightexag 7 ай бұрын

James roleplay is always the funniest shit ever

@lovelight8722 7 ай бұрын

The screenshots really revived this episode 😂. I just feel like other folks don’t deliver it they way y’all do

@Andros1921 7 ай бұрын

James kept his arm on the back hoping Fuhad would scoot closer. 😁

@jjb3237 7 ай бұрын

Olivier is not à weird name, it’s just a French name

@flacortw 7 ай бұрын

most things that are from france are weird

@izzy_hatake 7 ай бұрын

Pretty weird name

@TimTheEnchanter0 7 ай бұрын

Two things can be true

@leonalexandre1451 7 ай бұрын

It’s just Oliver in French chill

@chmchn 7 ай бұрын

Believe it or not, those two things are not mutually exclusive.

@NeptuneMartian 7 ай бұрын

James was relatable af when he said “Kyle makes me wanna die” because facts, wtf was that?? 😭😭

@simplymanda523 7 ай бұрын

James and these random scenarios. the feet pics though 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ImFelicious 7 ай бұрын

I'm glad y'all get to see first hand how guys behave on dating apps. As a single lady, before I deleted tinder I screen shot one profile as a reminder of how DREADFUL it is on there. The screen shot: dude smiling all big and proud while missing his front tooth.

@leehmp 7 ай бұрын

That surely can’t be one of the worst things you’ve seen on a dating app 😭 my man can’t do anything about them teeth

@ImFelicious 7 ай бұрын

@@leehmp it was probably just my breaking point- as it was not just him missing his front tooth, he was posing with his friend who also was missing his front tooth. So two dudes, in what I think was a bar-- smiling huge, both missing a front tooth. There's tons of nudes, married men claiming open relationships, etc.

@botondbakos5954 7 ай бұрын

@@ImFeliciousthat's actually hilarious, that could be their gimmick lol

@Ray-pp5qb 6 ай бұрын

If you're in the US, dental care is expenses AF. Damn right he gone smile proud with a missing tooth. The girl who loves him will buy him a tooth.

@ImFelicious 6 ай бұрын

@@Ray-pp5qb most employers offer dental insurance and it's like $3 per pay, but I hope he finds someone who enjoys his toothless smile.

@squeakatu1981 7 ай бұрын

Hey guys thank you for that scary look into the dating world. I'm a recently single 41 year old, out of a 12 year relationship and although I won't be dating for a very long time (he cheated, long story), the idea of how I'd meet someone scares me. My friends are all in relationships and I now have zero self confidence so going to a bar or pub is a no no for me, after watching this apps give me the ick badly.

@yaniquewest455 7 ай бұрын

Babe I’m 26 out of a 10 year relationships (he cheated, long story 😂) and I have a 4 year old boy. The idea of modern dating is TERRIFYING so I get you. No matter the age ugh

@squeakatu1981 7 ай бұрын

@@yaniquewest455 I'm so glad it's not just me who's scared. I'm sorry he hurt you 💜

@elainethompson6514 7 ай бұрын

Get your confidence up, date yourself for a bit, and get crystal clear on your boundaries before you even try to entertain one of these men. Dip at the first sign of boundary-testing/line-crossong or these XYs will have you on the ropes! ❤

@lisabeth2994 7 ай бұрын

@@elainethompson6514facts! I have been dating myself for 4 years and I think I am the one haha

@lisabeth2994 7 ай бұрын

The dating world is worse that this… this is the clean version without abuse. You have to have good self esteem and self worth before you start. When you do start listen to your instincts and be very picky.. I hope you feel better soon ❤ sending healing vibes your way

@TheJWRB 7 ай бұрын

“Stop… do it properly!” Has killed me 😂😂😂😂

@SouloXD 7 ай бұрын

29:00 I love it how quickly a quick foot conversation turns Fuhad into the Sully of foot pics 😭 about "how much you made off our plug"

@lalalal3xi 7 ай бұрын

James's laugh is contagious

@karlagonzalvez4703 7 ай бұрын

"Women have OPTIONSSS" The options: 🙄🤦‍♀️

@chantalewis3091 6 ай бұрын

JAMES: "I have NO ego about my foot." ALSO JAMES: "I got cute tootsies too." 😏 🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@lizzylovesyahmuch 7 ай бұрын

It makes me hopeful for normal men, that James doesn’t think these profiles are real 😂 they are real and get even worse 😂

@donovanclarke3826 7 ай бұрын

“GANG VIOLENCE!!!!!” IM SCREAMING

@denisemyers9052 7 ай бұрын

So wait, Fuhad. You hang out with Tobi, you don't miss James when he's not around and noooow....you won't help him snag a bird?!!!! Come on, man!!! LOL

@DinosaurClubTV 6 ай бұрын

Fuck, that "Chris crossed apple sauce, what do you think he'll do to you?" made me laugh out loud so bad, that shit was stupid funny in the best way XD

@Talya1001 7 ай бұрын

Hahahaha James’s wink about his tootsies !!!! These two make me laugh on a daily 😂😂

@thobekambatha7605 7 ай бұрын

I think it stilll makes me laugh😂 how the reaction video is put in between Fuhad and James video circles so when they hit each other laughing, looks like they have REALLY long arms going all the way across the video🤣🤣🤣

@jazzimilz 5 ай бұрын

My brother showed us (his sisters) his dating profile & we all agreed that one of his photos needed to be moved to the first one cause it was the best. He’s dating a girl he met on there & she said the pic we chose was his favorite. It was a win for the girlies 💞

@ThePeachjam 7 ай бұрын

You guys are so hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣Loads of love ❣from South Africa.

@kikimarriott8707 7 ай бұрын

Get grandma out the cage is WILD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@nilsonia1 7 ай бұрын

29:13 You can hear Rem laughing, so cute 🥰

@crescentedwards851 7 ай бұрын

I would watch a TV show of all the things James would do for the bromance

@3lancerofficialmaybe871 7 ай бұрын

It would only be viewed on pornhub unfortunately.

@Bahle_Gaji 7 ай бұрын

“Hi” killed me 💀😂

@joeykerchner3932 7 ай бұрын

James laugh gets me Everytime especially when he does the wheeze🤣

@huhtravis 7 ай бұрын

I’m glad it wasn’t just me that miss pronounced the word “shove” in my head 😂

@kaybritt6711 7 ай бұрын

I think it’s cool they always talk about the things they do and don’t want to go through with their kids before they have them. My friends and I do the same thing lol, just a group of future uncles/aunties.

@InfectiousDucky 7 ай бұрын

Fuhad is constantly breaking James' heart 😂

@pkzzack6403 7 ай бұрын

You guys make my day everytime i see a new video notification🥺❤

@keishakeyz86 7 ай бұрын

This is the crap that happens in DM's as well. 😢 as women, we just deal with it!

@TheKayleeanna 7 ай бұрын

At 2:14, Fuhad's face when James said "Naked?" was so funny! 😅

@brandonaim5383 7 ай бұрын

Petition for these two to restart challenges 👇

@Theguynextdoor813 7 ай бұрын

I swear James is openly bi-sexual

@Forumbug74 7 ай бұрын

Secretly? Lmao

@kezzykizzy5386 7 ай бұрын

You wish he was He's acting up for you guys to comment on it. Get a clue

@Colein2013 7 ай бұрын

17:06 I almost just choked and died at James reaction 😦🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ahsiabukhari 7 ай бұрын

The screenshots really saved this episode😭

@Blullaby 7 ай бұрын

Hilarious episode !! The regular people are equal parts scary, weird and funny (': ! Kills me that some people put their real face on the internet to say the most audacious things you've ever read / heard ! 😅

@YananoBere 7 ай бұрын

26:42 JAMES, YOU CAN'T SAY STUFF LIKE THIS!!! 😂😂😂😂. You don't know what you're inciting.

@crescentedwards851 7 ай бұрын

Top tier episode boys!!! you should definitely do more of this, and we need a list of what Fuhad would do for James!

@servingcant 7 ай бұрын

James is soo unserious “cute tootsies” una💀

@Kwa_OwenZ 7 ай бұрын

My favourite parts : “I’m not doing background vocals” Fuhad is too funny😭😭😭✋🏽 GOBLIN THESE NUTSSS😭😭😭😭fuck man “Wtf did he say😒” “Ooooooooooo. WAAAAaaaa”😭 “Wtf is this😡……😟what was that?????” “Hi hows you?” *”good you?”* “Hi”😭

@MrSteveCMI 7 ай бұрын

Lmao it’s so funny how often Fuhad denies James and after the last SNG with Filly and Chunkz I’m convinced they are not real friends 😅

@justbleek3261 7 ай бұрын

It's wild James' limits... he would suck the venom from Fuhads peen but wouldn't sing back up vocals lmao 😂😂

@scaredyhart268 7 ай бұрын

"..............DA FUCK IS THIS🤨?!" 😂😂

@psychotic5kull 7 ай бұрын

I’m sorry but I can’t ever hear James say “cute tootsies” again 😂🙅🏾‍♀️

@sweethomevanilla3021 7 ай бұрын

I haven't laughed that hard in SUCH a long time. What a good vid making it a good day

@JeremyMYG 7 ай бұрын

GOBLIN THESE NUTS Dating apps are hell. I stopped maybe 4 years ago.

@iGotTheTivo 7 ай бұрын

Them saying women have too many options meanwhile 😂 the options

@mazipaz9709 7 ай бұрын

Exactly 😂😂😂 where are the options

@iGotTheTivo 7 ай бұрын

@@mazipaz9709 like excuse me sir can we reroll or is it really just between the man making a penis for his voice message or the guy whose auditioning for Ariel

@moroccanghizlane7720 7 ай бұрын

James always surprises me with his scenarios ..... now with the feet? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@sevenblack5227 7 ай бұрын

OUR DAUGHTER?!?! WOOOOW Funny as he'll, keep 'em coming😹

@mattread2002 7 ай бұрын

James’s red poster needs to be closer to the sign like fuhads black one, pisses my ocd off mannn

@k8tdagr8t 7 ай бұрын

Rem cracking up in the background is SENDING ME 😭😭😭😭

@tiffanygilmore7008 7 ай бұрын

You'll had me rolling watching this one. You guys are a riot 😆 🤣

@Shawnti_RN 5 ай бұрын

16:37 😂😂😂 Giggles. That sent me! Not what I was expecting him to say at all. Cuz if Chris crossed applesauce, what do you think he’d do to you? 😆 🤣

@JFantauzzi7 7 ай бұрын

Yo the guy named River nearly made me spit laugh 😂😂😂

@dianamwai5452 7 ай бұрын

Love your comments and laughs makes my night cause damn 😂 and the scenarios 😂🥰❤️

@donkojinho6567 7 ай бұрын

This video was hilarious The very last one made me wake up my household and neighbours 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ripnami3418 7 ай бұрын

Another banger please keep it up i enjoy coming home to see that SnG have dropped much love

@user-xy2of1cd6l 3 ай бұрын

These profiles/messages escalated to an extremely disturbing level one after another 🤣😳💀

@lalalal3xi 7 ай бұрын

"I got cute tootsies too" 🤣🤣🤣

@destineewoods1749 7 ай бұрын

We definitely need another one of this kind of episode😂😂

@handsomemahlambi 7 ай бұрын

9:48 I love when Fuhad says “is it?”

@karlandbarrett5045 7 ай бұрын

13:48 Rem played both those women with horrible voices to piss James and the whole audience off.

@Mavaros90 7 ай бұрын

Yes, this is exactly what women see on dating apps 😂😂

@traceymmates 7 ай бұрын

That over 40s clip is so true, we ain't wasting time 😂

@marjorievanhorm2845 7 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣😉"if anyone's interested" was hilariously cute.

@amberlyn 7 ай бұрын

The way James delivered that was hilarious, "oh."

@meghanhall6697 7 ай бұрын

God this video makes me so glad I’m happily married lol

@keila2948 7 ай бұрын

LMAOAOAO THE FACE FUHAD MADE WHEN JAMES SAID “NAKED?” 2:15 HELPPP

@vikobiorhoma4468 3 ай бұрын

I couldn't shop laughing the whole episode 😂😂😂 Love you guys ❤

@fefe007 7 ай бұрын

The foot scenario, I'm screaming!!😂😅

@treasureloraine 7 ай бұрын

I had someone match with me, then open with. “Too tall. Looks like you have to squeeze to fit in your pictures”