David Mitchell's Codes to Live By | Would I Lie to You? Compilation

David Mitchell's Codes to Live By | Would I Lie to You? Compilation | Would I Lie To You?

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David Mitchell leads by example and outlines some of the many ways he likes to live his life... But, of course, not all of these are true...
0:00 - "My weekday breakfast regime is always as follows - Monday, cornflakes, Tuesday, cornflakes, Wednesday, cornflakes, Thursday, cornflakes, and on Friday, jazzy cornflakes."
2:20 - "I like pens. And I like to know where my pens are. For this reason, I have a three-point pen policy."
6:03 - " One of the codes I live my life by is that my appearance should be in no way noteworthy. But then again, not so unnoteworthy as to be, in itself, noteworthy."
9:08 - "Victoria doesn't know this, but on those very rare occasions that she does something that annoys me, I get my own back by sneaking upstairs and moving her bookmarks."
Would I Lie to You? is the hit BBC panel show where two teams of celebrity guests try to figure out whether their opponent's ridiculously far-fetched statements about themselves are true or, in fact, a lie.
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@cascade9584 Жыл бұрын

My favorite part of these is that for the true ones, David isn't even really trying to play the game anymore. He's so eager to share his worldview through these codes, and is deadly serious and earnest in his passionate explanation of the cards' content.

@richardmullan6158 Жыл бұрын

Except, he is playing the game, moreso in fact. Your opinion only comes from after the fact of knowing whether its true or not. So its waffle. Like all comments on here

@adriangray6758 11 ай бұрын

LG sound bar his stop remote from working

@Thatsnotmyhandle 11 ай бұрын

@@richardmullan6158well at least none of the comments are as condescending as yours

@drdassler 11 ай бұрын

@@Thatsnotmyhandle he'd get a 'C-' for grammar & punctuation too. 🤦🏻‍♂️

@samprizeman4509 10 ай бұрын

@@richardmullan6158you talk hash browns mate

@davidgroendyk8186 Жыл бұрын

"Oh I'd put it between 6 and 9." That is one of the hardest times I've laughed on the show 😂😂😂

@TheRealRobertG Жыл бұрын

Oh you’re on the show now are you? 🤔

@benjaminqmorris Жыл бұрын

@@TheRealRobertG you did not just talk to bbc key grip david groendyk like that

@TheRealRobertG Жыл бұрын

@@benjaminqmorris Ach! I didn’t realize I was speaking to WILTY’s best boy.. I do apologize. Laugh “on”, sir.

@Elitist20 Жыл бұрын

For me, the bookmark bit is the funniest ever moment on WILTY. We're ALL invested in David and Victoria's relationship.

@sapientcapricorn191 Жыл бұрын

it was good to see them utilise the parasocial relationship we have with david and victorias marriage.

@miss-nomer Жыл бұрын

When it come to celebrity couples, David and Victoria (Mitchell) are the thinking man’s David and Victoria (Beckham).

@marshadirocca2550 Жыл бұрын

I love seeing David be a bit more proud of his jokes when Victoria’s on lol

@alejandroyepez Жыл бұрын

Royal wedding and this

@Ocker3 Жыл бұрын

@@alejandroyepezI care about this relationship a Lot more than the royals!

@TimTheH Жыл бұрын

I loved the 'yes well off course i's true" moment

@kevboard Жыл бұрын

he made a whole video about it after all 🤣

@TonyHavenMusic Жыл бұрын

Fair play to the producer who prepared the “Lie” card at the last minute at the end to save a long drawn out divorce process

@benruane6670 11 ай бұрын

convinced this show is still going on just so david and lee can hang out and chat whilst the others just sit there and give the illusion of a gameshow

@erenjaegerbomb8653 9 ай бұрын

"That's exactly what she thinks" was delivered so brilliantly 😂 no one does maniacal glint quite like David

@gwahkamolay142 Жыл бұрын

12:35 "adequate colleague" sums up the whole episode and their relationship

@jingyulee96 Жыл бұрын

The bookmark one is one of the best. Any interaction between Victoria/David/Lee is great, and we get that in spades. Lee's teammates being supportive of Victoria and David while Lee is trolling is fun, and the "But also, David doesn't like you" comment and the resulting exchange is so good lol

@CMDR_Verm Жыл бұрын

I love the expression on Victoria's face when the bookmark item was read out. Priceless!

@freqeist 19 күн бұрын

she is priceless.

@egalomon Жыл бұрын

I love the pen bit. It's so petty, David makes himself look extremely unhinged and psychopathic, Miles is GLUED to the story and Lee does what he does best

@ProuvaireJean Жыл бұрын

Who is the more unhinged and psychopathic though? The man rightfully concerned for the fate of his pens, or the callous liar and brutal killer?

@prestonburnett5410 Жыл бұрын

The pen bit reminds me of the behind-the-scenes Mitchell and Webb sketch where Mitchell elaborately refuses to lend Webb a pen.

@hollybigelow5337 Жыл бұрын

I also enjoy it, even if it is a bit painful in places. You can tell Lee thought the percentage chance it was a lie is about the same percentage David thought the Wok cookbook was a lie, and he thought it would make for great drama. You can also kind of see David realizing the comedy gold about to unfold and grudgingly decides it’s worth it. I do often wonder what went on behind the scenes after that particular episode was filmed.

@livb6945 Жыл бұрын

I don't get this attitude.... because I feel the same way about pens. There's quite a few of us. I realise this is just a comment on a KZfaq clip, no matter, but calling it "psychopathic" is way, way off.

@laks1616 Жыл бұрын

OCD is more like it

@kieranclarges2514 Жыл бұрын

I love Victorias face when says he moves her bookmarks... You can almost see her noticing time they've moved.

@Ocker3 Жыл бұрын

Or being worried that it might happen

@fluffandbutts7955 Жыл бұрын

David and Victora make so much sense and fit so well as a couple that it loops back around to being unbelievable.

@richin2123 Жыл бұрын

Shuffling someone's bookmarks is absolutely the work of an evil genius!! That said, I've got to admit that David and Victoria really are the perfect couple! David is totally my hero!

@paulgerardhosty9909 Жыл бұрын

I have just realised that those are the first names of the Beckham's, as well. At first I thought I was so mistaken as to be going slightly mad. At 03:58 am!

@ThreadBomb 8 ай бұрын

@@paulgerardhosty9909 David should bring out a scent. It could be called "Whiff".

@tornado4376 Жыл бұрын

Cannot get over how dead his eyes look while he shouts "absolutely not"

@lethersing5909 4 ай бұрын

3:39

@patrickturner2417 Жыл бұрын

2:48....look at how intently Miles is listening..... "The worlds fate depends on you getting this one right, Miles!!" 12:41...."i still find you an adequate colleague" Higher praise has never been given.....

@VickyF_ 11 ай бұрын

I share Davids feelings about pens 🖊. I love pens. I will lend you it, and then obsess internally until i get it back 😂

@loqkLoqkson Жыл бұрын

David Mitchell is so humble. if I was as accomplished as David Mitchell, I'd be constantly bringing up in conversation that I was accomplished enough to be married to Victoria Coren Mitchell, who seems to only suffer fools in the most British way possible.

@robabob1001 Жыл бұрын

So many best moments 'so unnoteworthy to be in itself noteworthy' 'it is in fact a failure in personal hygiene' 'just to do with things shes said or done' 'yes those are the main two types'

@theophrastusbombastus1359 Жыл бұрын

"I'd say somewhere between 6 and 9"

@rockets4kids Жыл бұрын

Turns out "Jazzy Corn Flakes" are a real thing -- and they even appear to be chocolate corn flakes.

@StarWarrior91 Жыл бұрын

“Normal would be an exaggeration.” 😂

@davebowman6497 Жыл бұрын

Two of my absolute favourite panel show regulars here. I've always fantasised about Victoria and David in the same team. One percent chance of disaster, 99 percent chance of hilarious. And here it is! And it is in fact ...

@chriswilko18 5 ай бұрын

12:28 "But he doesn't hate me, right?" *Everyone turns to look at David* ---Noooo. 🤣 Kills me every time.

@Semisonic56 Жыл бұрын

Mitchellism. A philosophy we should all live by.

@bruuhhhh Жыл бұрын

And I don't think that's too grandiose a term to describe it

@TheSmart-CasualGamer Жыл бұрын

And it's not a term so unnoteworthy that it becomes noteworthy!

@pseudonayme7717 Жыл бұрын

The world would be a nightmare. David is lovely but if everyone was like him, it would be hell on earth.

@danielnoriega5200 Жыл бұрын

When David got back home after he lost the pen he cried himself to sleep

@paulgerardhosty9909 Жыл бұрын

I'm exactly the same if I lend someone my pen, it's as if my life gets put on hold until I get it back. I must admit that I begin to doubt my sanity at that stage.

@John_Smith_60 3 ай бұрын

And the next day, he broke into Lee's house and moved all his bookmarks.

@blucat4 Ай бұрын

@@John_Smith_60 😂

@Mine4062 10 ай бұрын

9:37 "Yes that's exactly what she thinks!" 😆😆

@brandongordon7511 Жыл бұрын

That pen was dead to me. David you rock

@TheSmart-CasualGamer Жыл бұрын

I have now attempted a modified version of Jazzy Cornflakes (Not a chocolate-flavoured things person) with Strawberry Milk. Lovely!

@goldeneddie Жыл бұрын

You reckless rebel you!

@ab-oh6zb Жыл бұрын

Hmm how noteworthy of you

@Christian-rn1ur Жыл бұрын

How does one milk a strawberry?

@maxdecphoenix Жыл бұрын

when i clicked this, no video loaded. just a black screen. Knowing David, as i do, I kinda feel like this is right.

@SiriusMined Жыл бұрын

Of course the pen thing was true! What were you thinking, Lee??!!?

@andrea_7194 Жыл бұрын

The only thing I don't like about this show is that there's never a small section after each round where they get to expand and talk in more detail about their card etc...

@FerDoug Жыл бұрын

You have to think they discuss i further, they must, it's natural. It's such a shame they don't show it, the show should be twice as long and feature more of this.

@leeshapon 4 ай бұрын

i could’ve sworn they used to on older episodes but i might be getting it mixed up with other panel shows

@Chocomint_Queen Ай бұрын

There's nothing wrong with keeping track of your pens. Last time I loaned out a pen, the guy lost it within literally a single minute. And that was a _nice_ pen. If I loan out a pen, I'm watching them use it like a hawk until the moment it's back to me.

@cuzned1375 Жыл бұрын

9:25 The series of looks on VCM’s face! 😆

@THP999 Жыл бұрын

This is some of their very best. Really enjoyed this one

@vickywitton1008 8 ай бұрын

I love the bit with him and his wife Victoria!

@srini1635 18 күн бұрын

Was rather hard looking at a teary eyed David with visible disappointment, as Lee broke his pen.

@TukikoTroy Жыл бұрын

And THAT's where our licence fee goes! A perfectly fine pen snapped in half just to get a laugh... I'll get the petition started.

@Jamie_Pritchard Жыл бұрын

What are we going to sign it with? 😭

@blucat4 Ай бұрын

@@Jamie_Pritchard 😂

@mr-boo Жыл бұрын

What a gem!

@marycanary86 10 ай бұрын

david really brings out the absolutely best in lee mack LOL

@LottaNoise 10 ай бұрын

Any sensible person shares David’s attitude to pens. My personal refinement is that no-one is allowed to use my fountain pens so I keep the odd very cheap satan stick (biro) for those insensitives who ask to borrow a pen.

@pennygreening9210 Жыл бұрын

I can't bear to rewatch the pen one

@philhill5510 Жыл бұрын

Philip 9th March will not allow y 13:33

@jaymac7203 Жыл бұрын

The humour on this show is amazing 😭😭 lol 😂

@francinejones2524 11 ай бұрын

I love the pen policy. I am exactly the same with pens!!

@profilefeather 9 ай бұрын

Honestly the chocolate milk with cornflakes is a genius idea

@5ilasTheViru5 Жыл бұрын

David Mitchell is the only person who can ever get Lee Mack to shut up lol. They have such great chemistry.

@eddy2fast260 Жыл бұрын

I m older than colour tv and i have to say " this show is in the top 10 of all time "

@vivienneoneill5400 Ай бұрын

Yes yes it is.❤❤❤

@billjensen51 Жыл бұрын

David is the best

@tony2shanks 3 ай бұрын

How can someone be so funny? He just cracks me up 😅

@Tom-vm2wh 10 ай бұрын

Miles Jupp makes every lie more enjoyable.

@jacobunderwood8517 Жыл бұрын

My fav show!

@immobileaf9762 Жыл бұрын

This channel is back!!! Really great edit

@AECEntertainment Ай бұрын

That was such a well scripted well thought out and well presented program, both mum and i love the musical film, but having seen all sources, we feel a deeper connection with the characters. So thank you very much.

@dinnafash11 Жыл бұрын

"It's not perfectly reasonable" 😂

@Trillock-hy1cf Жыл бұрын

Ah Victoria, she is lovely and loveable especial with her enigmatic smile of hers....

@DRSHANKER Жыл бұрын

everyone knows it's brown bread with white for dessert, but the real secret is he actually loves brown bread.

@alistairjclark2433 9 ай бұрын

Isn't there an old Mitchell and Webb skit about David needing Robert to sign a contract to borrow his pen, I knew it was true immediately based on this old skit

@cuzned1375 Жыл бұрын

I hadn’t seen that first clip before, and got a jolt of delight from the sight of Steph McGovern. Theres something intoxicating about her melange of accents, particularly when coming out of _her_ face. 😍

@dusty3913 7 ай бұрын

The look of utter disappointment on David’s face when Lee destroys the pen. It makes me feel so sad; I’m a pen lover sympathizer.

@jcortese3300 5 ай бұрын

12:30 -- I love how her neck swivels around to check if David does in fact hate Lee.

@foucault8964 Жыл бұрын

“I literally never thought of it until now.” Lie.

@howiehughes5507 Жыл бұрын

He wrote that pen off as soon as he gave the pen to Lee

@eldritchbf8223 Жыл бұрын

david looks like a smug little fly rubbing his hands together at 0:27

@OffRampTourist Жыл бұрын

Fun!

@malahammer Жыл бұрын

10:41 She rescued him

@shekharyadav380 Жыл бұрын

Love Lee but breaking the pen was a shitty move!

@Bassario Жыл бұрын

To be married to Victoria would be something else she has always been mesmerising.

@pendragon6207 9 ай бұрын

Oh god the last bit had me fucking crying :D

@TheRealRobertG Жыл бұрын

9:55 *RELATIONSHIP GOALS*

@nhlanhlasithole2899 Жыл бұрын

"I think he might" 😂

@falutzel7942 9 ай бұрын

Just the first ever 2 time ept winner and 5 random strangers ❤

@_Ekaros Жыл бұрын

Biggest problem was David actually eating cornflakes... Just not possible. They weren't so popular in Tudor Britain.

@bluebellwood4287 Жыл бұрын

David is my pen twin.

@dundermifflinity 2 ай бұрын

Every single person in that studio, celebrity and audience member alike, were about to jump on David for “jazzy cornflakes” until he said “chocolate milk” “Oooohh!!” 😂

@dollyweaver7048 11 ай бұрын

I think he was talking about me with the pen one. 😂

@007HPeter 7 ай бұрын

10:50 swear I can hear jimmy carr.

@Pagliacci_Rex 19 күн бұрын

"Why wouldn't you put the milk in first and then the cereal." Because he's not a monster.

@gilwood7530 11 ай бұрын

CORNFLAKES CORNFLAKES CORNFLAKES ...Wasnt that THE YOUNG ONES ??? I love David

@silversleeper1193 Жыл бұрын

As an avid bookworm I genuinely don’t understand why they kept saying it was such an awful thing to do. Like yes, it is a petty revenge, but a truly awful thing to do would be to throw the entire book out.

@MuzzyBarker Жыл бұрын

She would know if eight books of hers disappeared every time she had a problem with David. The bookmark scheme could go on for years.

@beomgguks970 Жыл бұрын

In a healthy marriage you shouldn’t ruin what the other person enjoys just because you have a petty grievance with them. Getting all confused with reading a book because your bookmarks were messed with doesn’t warrant divorce or abuse, I 100% grant that, but it’s just an inconsiderate thing of a partner to do instead of maybe discussing their reason for being irritated with them. If a partner would do that IMO it’s a sign of emotional immaturity and no willingness for conflict resolution.

@silversleeper1193 Жыл бұрын

@@beomgguks970 I completely agree it’s not a good or healthy thing to do. I’m just saying on the scale of things one could do while annoyed with their significant other, this is on the low end for me, while they were making a big deal out of how AWFUL it was. I’m sure it was probably mostly for comedic effect, the joke just fell flat for me because my response if someone did that to me would be an eye roll over their immaturity, not “HOW DARE YOU?”

@blaze4111 Жыл бұрын

it's an awful tging to do because you're ruining the reading experience by doing that.

@Actingskint Жыл бұрын

It’s a healthy injection of Gaslighting 😂

@speakatron5634 Жыл бұрын

I like Lee Mack, I do, but I love David.

@jackmendl942 Жыл бұрын

Please can you make subtitles available for the deaf and hard of hearing. Thanks.

@navajyoth814 Ай бұрын

0:52 The anticipation of something nice happening is almost invariably nicer than the thing itself has to be the millennial motto.

@kidswidcrayons Жыл бұрын

Cornflakes and toklat milk sounds bangin

@LiveLongAndProsperHonestly 19 күн бұрын

Resistant crunchiness.

@travelwell6049 5 ай бұрын

Listening to David explain why he has chocolate milk on a Cornflakes on the Friday and then remembering that I have Cacao in my overnight oats only on a Friday.

@ChaosPootato Жыл бұрын

"ABSOLUTELY NOT"

@Liwet. Жыл бұрын

Who's the lady on Lee's right in the third segment?

@mycroftsanchez901 Жыл бұрын

And there was I thinking I was a bit odd because I read 4 or 5 books at any one time!

@vivienneoneill5400 Ай бұрын

I have trouble reading one.😂😊

@ellaumpleby4399 Жыл бұрын

Hahahahah, so funny, I love him so much!! Wish he was my husband, nay, my lover. Shame he’s not greek cud that’s my type

@earthknight60 Жыл бұрын

Who else has a gray tie?

@cmtippens9209 5 ай бұрын

Ah...but just because he hasn't done the bookmark thing doesn't mean he never thought about doing it. 😆

@elainagilbert7663 7 ай бұрын

How many people think he said the bookmark one was a lie to save his marriage/upset Lee?

@timwest7467 Жыл бұрын

David definitely moves her bookmarks he just bailed on admitting to it when everyone turned on him

@blaze4111 Жыл бұрын

there's no way any book reader would do such a thing to another book reader. let alone to someone you love.

@bryannaing6316 Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure they only have one button to press. Before the show, they have to discuss with the production team if it's true or not, and the background staff prepare the true/false icons to appear. I mean, they also have microphones to the production staff to talk with them, I'm pretty sure Lee has shown a bit where he used it to change the result, but it was obvious when he used it and everything. This case David didn't do anything.

@blaze4111 Жыл бұрын

@@bryannaing6316 fun fact: the button doesn't actually do anything, a producer behind the scenes activate the true/false thing.

@kooolkidninjamaster Жыл бұрын

@@bryannaing6316 lee had lied once

@Nevolet 8 ай бұрын

reads between 7-8 books at a time..ofcourse that has to be a lie...i would become completly uninterested if i juggled books like that. I usually read a book from cover to cover in a day or two..there is no way i' starting a new until i finished the first.

@graceyeah3926 7 ай бұрын

okay but - and this is crazy - you and victoria coren mitchell are different people