Stephen Fry is defeated by a Newcastle Accent. "Ferns, they make a canny noise like."
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@Oreostes10 жыл бұрын
"What the fuck are these people talking about?" - Rich Hall
@S3v3n13tt3r59 жыл бұрын
Which Moon?
@PantheonLincoln9 жыл бұрын
S3V3N13TT3R5 One of my favourite Stephen Fry meltdowns on QI is him yelling at Rich Hall "BECAUSE IT WAS DISCOVERED IN NINETEEN, NINETY, FUCKING FOUR!" When Rich asks about why no songs have been written about the alleged second moon orbiting the earth.
@crunch98769 жыл бұрын
There are two moons?
@crunch98769 жыл бұрын
True I looked it up there arn't. the other objects that "orbit the earth" actually orbit the sun and just happen to have a similiar orbit of the sun as earth..so it appears as if there following or orbiting earth but are not moons since they orbit the sun not earth and just happen to appear to orbit us
@Allexstrasza8 жыл бұрын
+crunch9876 That "sentence" actually made me nauseous..
@ruscopcoltrain10 жыл бұрын
"Oh Pudsy, make him stop," may be my favorite line of the show ever.
@bfkc1116 жыл бұрын
Why, that's bescheuert.
@strawberrykicker25 жыл бұрын
But it should be downgraded somewhat seeing as Phil jupitus said it
@nervesconcord4 жыл бұрын
@@strawberrykicker2 Why though? Jupitus has some of the best lines. I was crying along with Stephen with the child buffing workshop one.
@youngdolo83 жыл бұрын
@@nervesconcord "It's not theeeeeeeerrrre." is a personal favourite of mine. "Miraaaaaaaaaaggge." Funny shit.
@martinadrianarcenas8673 жыл бұрын
"well i do confess myself defeated" is also a great line but only mr.fry can pull that one off
@tazzonauta5 жыл бұрын
As a non native english-speaker, took me 2 years to completely understand this video. I'm so proud of myself
@I8ASUPRAforLUNCH5 жыл бұрын
Well, Stephen Fry is a native English speaker, and if he wasn't told , he'd be lost too. Lol
@moiragoldsmith70525 жыл бұрын
I m proud of you as well bonny lad... wi' a geet barra full of love from Newcastle. Xxx
@mattnar38655 жыл бұрын
@@moiragoldsmith7052 Don't confuse the poor bairn
@moiragoldsmith70525 жыл бұрын
@@mattnar3865 🤣 xx
@ARlELATOM4 жыл бұрын
You did well! ㅋㅋㅋ
@Consural7 жыл бұрын
Rich Hall is like "What language are these people speaking?"
@Zlikken6 жыл бұрын
i have seen rich hall live, as he does tours all over england, i am pretty sure he is more clued up about an newcastle accent than stephen is
@cush68275 жыл бұрын
"is like"
@bigmacbricky48665 жыл бұрын
So is Stephen!
@CTyler845 жыл бұрын
If only Rick had seen Snatch. "I thought this country spawned the fucking language, and so far nobody seems to speak it."
@stgm5 жыл бұрын
He's lived there for years. He knows whats going on, as he said in one episode "I've been here for (x) years, I know what a quid is."
@Penguin_of_Death4 жыл бұрын
Q. What's the difference between the Italian Mafia and the Glasgow Mafia? A. The Italian Mafia make you an offer you can't refuse, whereas the Glasgow Mafia make you an offer you can't understand
@antikoerper2564 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@CinnamonSandman4 жыл бұрын
Just like the Chinese Godfather.
@makiburgess57334 жыл бұрын
Check out “Comfort and Joy (1984)” Bill Forsyth’s movie about ‘crime families’ fighting over territory in Glasgow. Hilarious.
@harryweisner99x4 жыл бұрын
Chinese Godfather rip off smh
@theo18564 жыл бұрын
give you some fried marsbars
@2010Maven7 жыл бұрын
"I do admit myself defeated there", love how comfortable Stephen is in his own skin that he just admits if something goes over his head!
@Zlikken6 жыл бұрын
That isnt actually how it goes with him, if you read any of his books he talks about his depression and anxiety mainly over past mistakes and feeling like he made himself look like a fool, this fear has led to suicide attempts
@Xezlec6 жыл бұрын
I absolutely cannot imagine there is ever any circumstance in which Stephen Fry has looked like a fool to anyone besides himself. I, on the other hand, manage that roughly 6 times daily. It doesn't seem fair that the most capable people are also the most insecure. But maybe that's why they're so capable.
@4600norm6 жыл бұрын
It would seem that it is simply common across any human capable of self-examination to have self-doubts. Only the hardcore narcissists and egomaniacs seem to be missing this.
@moremerry575 жыл бұрын
Xezlec, couldn’t Stephan’s example be an indicator that maybe you, too, sell yourself short?
@JohnGottschalk5 жыл бұрын
Making fun of one's self is a common English pass time.
@I8ASUPRAforLUNCH6 жыл бұрын
"Well, they must go to school, it's just ridiculous"....... I died a little bit at that one.
@anzaca13 жыл бұрын
He's not wrong.
@Jay-jn6ul3 жыл бұрын
@@anzaca1 he's being ironic and making fun of people who would actually react like that ... i.e. you.
@doesyomamaknowtho14683 жыл бұрын
@@Jay-jn6ul as opposed to the buzz killing spastics who need to explain one joke as another goes over their head. I.e, you.
@Jay-jn6ul3 жыл бұрын
@@doesyomamaknowtho1468 wow someone's a little grumpy 😂 Also a bit desperate to interpret something as a joke which clearly isn't. P.S. it's "buzz-killing", "i.e." and "heads"✌️
@doesyomamaknowtho14683 жыл бұрын
@@Jay-jn6ul yo mama
@MarxistKnight12 жыл бұрын
I absolutely adore though how Stephen is so intellectually confident that he doesn't have to pretend to get the joke, he's quite happy to ask if he doesn't understand it. If only more people weren't so stubborn or determined to be right and had some humility, a lot of problems could be fixed
@Philrc2 жыл бұрын
What, like the leak in my kitchen sink?
@ordelian77958 ай бұрын
Or he knew perfectly well what he was getting into and just wanted to tell in a convoluted way to those people that they're uneducated in their own native tongue.
@krashd9 жыл бұрын
Two similar Scottish jokes... Q. What's the difference between Saddam Hussein and Walt Disney? A. Saddam has a mustache and Walt Disney. Q. A man asks a baker "Is that a lemon pie or a meringue?" A. The baker replies "Yer no wrang, it's a lemon pie." Never said they would be funny jokes...
@NormanMatchem9 жыл бұрын
Took me a second, but I got the second joke. I genuinely find it funny. Can't figure out the Walt Disney one. I assume 'Disney' in a Scottish accent sounds something like 'doesnt he' or something. Even though that's not grammatically correct, I assume it basically sounds like some form of way to say 'he doesnt'.
@Mikeoneus9 жыл бұрын
NormanMatchem If I understand, you can substitute Disney for didnae (did not) because they rhyme.
@NormanMatchem9 жыл бұрын
Mikeoneus Ah, I see now, right on. It's all well and good to be living in Canada, I love this country, particularly my home island of Newfoundland, but it'd be interesting to see what it's like to live in the UK as my ancestors 150-200 years ago did. They probably would have gotten the joke right away... well, if you told them who Saddam and Walt was in the first place lol
@chromativore5619 жыл бұрын
NormanMatchem I can tell you they wouldn't have gotten it at all. It doesn't work. Walt Disney did have a moustache, as you probably know, which contradicts the joke.
@NormanMatchem9 жыл бұрын
***** Oh, I didn't know he did, I don't really know what he looks like, I just grew up with his movies
Lol, I was as stuck as Stephen with the war drums.
@DCdabest8 жыл бұрын
+Evi1M4chine "War drums" = "Our drums"
@drewsbeard93488 жыл бұрын
+Phil K If your going for the outrage complex, the first part of your diatribe completely destroyed your argument. mug
@drewsbeard93488 жыл бұрын
Andrew Caldwell and who the fuck are you sunshine?
@DannysGalaxyTab7 жыл бұрын
Fuck off Miguel. Go stack some shelves.
@Aeroldoth37 жыл бұрын
Hey, I'm american, and would like to get a little better understanding of the UK. I've heard before references to being from the north or south, in a pejorative tone. What's the implication to being from the north or south? Also, what's a geordie?
@Cephalonimbus4 жыл бұрын
The first time I ever met an Australian, I was working at a grocery store in Amsterdam. This guy - wearing shorts in october and walking around barefoot, I might add - walked in and asked me if we sold "igs". I told him: I'd love to tell you, but I'm afraid I don't know what igs are. This seemed to confuse him terribly, and the poor man had to describe them to me... but the problem was that he kept pronouncing it like igs and he was particularly unimaginative with his descriptions: "ya know mate... igs.. like fried igs, boiled igs" and as much as I wanted to tell him "dude, that doesn't help me at all", I had to stay polite. I didn't get the message until he started making literal chicken noises. Luckily chickens in Australia don't have that thick of an accent or he may have starved to death in our store.
@kylenetherwood87344 жыл бұрын
New Zealandan by the sounds of it
@Lucy-ng7cw4 жыл бұрын
Cephalonimbus Did they say they were Australian or did you guess because I have a feeling they were a newzealander?
@pe1etr4 жыл бұрын
@@Lucy-ng7cw If he asked for sex igs he was a kiwi.
@synthonaplinth59804 жыл бұрын
'Luckily chickens in Australia don't have that thick of an accent' nearly killed me.
@bimbogiallo4 жыл бұрын
Lol this feels like a spin off of the lyrics from Downunder by the Men at Work: Buying bread from a man in Brussels He was six-foot-four and full of muscle I said, "Do you speak-a my language?" He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
@TheSky167 жыл бұрын
This is like a masterclass in linguistic comedy.
@dandelawear22146 жыл бұрын
James Thomas 100th thumbs up
@corriedebeer7996 жыл бұрын
They be like a bunch cunny linguists, hey pudsey
@bfkc1116 жыл бұрын
Nonsense.
@JB-rl8ki4 жыл бұрын
@@corriedebeer799 canny
@gizatoob4 жыл бұрын
No it isnt, his newcastle accent is terrible. Nobody talks like that up here. Maybe middlesborough but even then its shit
@CathyKitson2 жыл бұрын
"They make a canny noise, like." "I beg your pardon? But cunny means the female pudenda!" hahaha
@Rinchen819210 жыл бұрын
"oh Pudsey, make him stop" XD
@drido9 жыл бұрын
Almost started CRYING I was laughing so hard at that one.
@LSmith12x4 жыл бұрын
Yorkshire Man’s dog dies and he goes to a statue makers to get a gold one made in his memory. The statue maker asks: “Do you want it eighteen caret?” The man replies “no I want it chewin’ bone ye daft bugger”
@LewsterRedux4 жыл бұрын
Nice profile pic
@BasterThanLight4 жыл бұрын
@@LewsterRedux It took a while for me to understand it, nice one
@TheSmart-CasualGamer4 жыл бұрын
Yorkshireman goes to the vets with his cat. The vet says "Is it a Tom?" The Yorkshireman replies "No, I brought it with me."
@carlosandleon4 жыл бұрын
@@TheSmart-CasualGamer you have to explain that to me
@carlosandleon4 жыл бұрын
@@TheSmart-CasualGamer oh
@fritjofnilssonpirat13 жыл бұрын
I LOVE the fact that Stephen thought that the punchline of the joke had something to do with a "wardroom" and that everybody but him got the joke. As if everybody but him would get a wardroom-related joke. Sorry for my bad english, but i hope i got my point through.
@SpeccyMan5 ай бұрын
The only thing bad about your English was the lack of a capital E. 😉
@RS1498813 жыл бұрын
"oh pudsey, make him stop!" love this bit, especially since phil almost genuinely sounds like he might cry or something lol
@bronwynknox36052 жыл бұрын
one my dad told me - posh teacher asks the kids in a Sunderland school to name a biblical king. After a few moments of dead silence, he points at a kid sat twiddling his thumbs. The kid sighs and says, "ne bugger kna, sir." The teacher nods and says "very good!"
@Gemisgreat120310 жыл бұрын
I love Stephen's reaction at the end 'Well they must go to school, it's just ridiculous!' Fantastic man.
@mizzyroro2 жыл бұрын
My God! You're so pretty!
@neilgerace355 Жыл бұрын
And get their uniforms tailored by Gorringe's, like Stephen's. (Look that clip up)
@derekmills539410 ай бұрын
Poor Stephen was born 200 years too late - he would have made a fantastic colonist / Colonial Governor Apart from being completely ignorant of their culture, he would have been loved by all as a truly fair and rational human.
@fuchsiafreud7 жыл бұрын
"war/wor" is a homophone of the Danish, slightly old-fashioned "vor/vore" (singular/plural), which means exactly that: "our". Conversely, even though the Danish use the article "en/et" (one/a), northwestern provincial coast dialects often use "a" like the English, like so: (en hund)a' hund - a dog/hound, (et hus) a' hus - a house, etc. It's said that the Danish fishermen used to able to sell their fish along the English shores and communicate in their native language, and places like Newcastle would be exactly were they'd land.
@TheOldBearTime7 жыл бұрын
Yes I was thinking that "wor" sounded similar to the Swedish "vår".
@whuforever80887 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: in Danish the definite article goes at the end of the noun, so hund (dog) goes to hunden (the dog), which also goes to hundene (the dogs). :)
@fuchsiafreud7 жыл бұрын
WHU Forever Not in all dialects of Danish, which is my point.
@whuforever80887 жыл бұрын
Oh cool. Never knew that.
@hannecatton21797 жыл бұрын
Også Sønderjylland..............or as I know it ´´Gods own land ´´. Bill.
@vonteflon12 жыл бұрын
Awesome. Love the bit where Fry loses patience and goes "well they must go to school, this is ridiculous".
@Dochetwas3711 жыл бұрын
"In Newcastle, instead of 'our', they say 'war'." "Well, they must go to school, it's just ridiculous...!"
@texaspete334 жыл бұрын
Wor not War
@magmashotzzzyt55164 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's wor as in gan to see wor Debbie in the toon to have a few bevvies
@dlf45423 жыл бұрын
NOW I UNDERSTAND THE JOKE! Thank you! Im from Denmark, Copenhagen :-)
@kaihiggins7252 жыл бұрын
@@dlf4542 blame your Norwegian cousins for our fucked dialect aha
@Philrc2 жыл бұрын
@@dlf4542 don't apologise :)
@fredd85563 жыл бұрын
"Listen, they've got war/our drums." "The thievin' bastards!"
@kalvindeane111 жыл бұрын
"Well they must go to school it's just ridiculous" I love Stephen Fry!
@Nilguiri13 жыл бұрын
"the female pudenda" is somewhat of a mystery to Stephen.
@theirishviking92784 жыл бұрын
For a country the size of a cupboard England has an amazing amount of accents Before anyone says it I'm Australian
@Lucy-ng7cw4 жыл бұрын
The Irish Viking it’s because for so much of history small communities had less interaction so they developed their own accents. When Australia was colonised it was a time where travel was becoming much easier so there was more interaction between different regions so fewer accents developed.
@theirishviking92784 жыл бұрын
@@Lucy-ng7cw I feel like that doesn't happen with other languages though That might just be my lack of familiarity with them though and the languages I am familiar with are spelt and said phonetically so not easy to get multiple accents with a speaking guide built into the language
@Lucy-ng7cw4 жыл бұрын
The Irish Viking I do not speak any other languages so I cannot say but I know Arabic has many dialects some which can’t even understand each other, German also - Swiss German can be hard to understand. I think having standardised spelling probably helps but for much of history most couldn’t read anyway. Italian, Norwegian and Spanish all have many dialects. Chinese also has many dialects but their writing system is not phonetic so they could fit your hypothesis well.
@theirishviking92784 жыл бұрын
@@Lucy-ng7cw I'm learning Japanese which is phonetic but I'm no where near good enough for everyday use yet My current level is helpful in watching anime sometimes though
@jonnyboy21284 жыл бұрын
Fussbudget the Ninth In some places in Canada you have to travel hundreds of miles before you even come across another human being. In some places there are so few people they share the false teeth. Dinner can last for hours.
@callumbeattie95274 жыл бұрын
I was talking to somebody from Berwick about a club he had joined. He said, “I’ve joined the motor neurone club.” I thought “oh the poor guy” until he said “yeah we went on a bus to Ben Nevis”.
@hotelmario5104 жыл бұрын
Who would win? An Oxbridge-educated gentleman or one Geordie boi
@BumMcFluff4 жыл бұрын
An argument? A fist-fight? A drinking contest?
@matthewmcneany4 жыл бұрын
@XL3NN0N Down the Bigg market they're regularly all the same thing.
@geoffwheadon28973 жыл бұрын
Pigeons, ferrets,whippets, owt else?
@geoffwheadon28973 жыл бұрын
@The Normal One the whippet won crufts. I missed out flat caps and hobnailed boots, haha, Durham Lad.
@alanmcdonald44233 жыл бұрын
@@geoffwheadon2897 Leeks.
@dlf45423 жыл бұрын
Wor = our "Our drums" NOW I UNDERSTAND THE JOKE! Thank you! Im from Denmark, Copenhagen :-) This joke toke me years to understand :-D
@romulusnr2 жыл бұрын
Rich Hall: *pretends to know what's going on*
@HlaineLarkinmk211 жыл бұрын
Phil Jupitus, the only man who can reduce Stephen Fry to uncontrolled laughter, brilliant
@molealto9 ай бұрын
Alan, Phill and Bill (Bailey) are all great mates in real life. Any QI episode with two of them is worth watching - but all three is gold.
@Vyselink9 жыл бұрын
Oh pudsy make him stop...............one of the funniest damn lines ever
@emjackson22895 жыл бұрын
Walked into a hairdresser and asked for a perm. "I wandered as lonely as a cloud" #Ashington101
@moiragoldsmith70525 жыл бұрын
Jeeez...one of my favourite jokes of all time. Xxx
@belladingdong33963 жыл бұрын
HAHA. I just saw this comment. I had to say it out loud to get it. I ugly laughed out loud.
@mistrallle3 жыл бұрын
I don't get it, help, please!
@belladingdong33963 жыл бұрын
@@mistrallle perm// poem
@David_P1323 жыл бұрын
@@belladingdong3396 thank you
@mikelheron2011 жыл бұрын
Comics and mimics use certain phrases to get themselves into particular accents. A good one for getting into Geordie is "The pay claim was back dated eight days."
@Jackalos13 жыл бұрын
Never before have I thought someone could truly be cursed with intelligence
@chilliard1208 жыл бұрын
Female Pudenda... How many people can I baffle with that phrase...?
@corriedebeer7996 жыл бұрын
Chilliard2000 much niser than the male pudenda.
@Fcutdlady6 жыл бұрын
Chilliard2000 I had never heard the word pudenda. Of i wanted to be polite I would use the word genetalia or genetils
@Fcutdlady4 жыл бұрын
@robert walton I'm dyslexic. Excuse me.
@greenredblue3 жыл бұрын
Probably a lot more if you talk about how endangered they are and how difficult it is to get them to breed. :3
@Pratalax4 жыл бұрын
My mother once thought a Geordie was speaking Norwegian to her. We were waiting to get on a boat to Norway to be fair, but having watched an episode or twelve of Byker Grove, my brother and I fell off our seats laughing. He was only trying to ask for the time...like.
@KaNoMikoProductions3 жыл бұрын
@Thomas Nichol Your entire language has Scandinavian influences from the vikings.
@ianmarsden11303 жыл бұрын
@Thomas Nichol True.
@ScootsMcDootson3 жыл бұрын
@Thomas Nichol They actually first landed in East Anglia, and then conquered York. Yorkshire and the East Midlands are the areas most heavily settled by Vikings, with Northumberland being comparatively ignored. Weird when you consider Northumberland, and North East accents and dialectics in general are the most Scandinavian in England.
@Pratalax3 жыл бұрын
@@ScootsMcDootson Funnily enough we're somewhat East Anglians ourselves, haha!
@kaihiggins7252 жыл бұрын
@@ScootsMcDootson not true the first raid on england by vikings was Lindesfarne of the coast of Northumbria. Northumbria was not ignored as the story goes the sons of ragnar conquered most of england starting with the death of King Aelle of Northumbria. Also both Halfdan Ragnarson and Erik Bloodaxe ruled here
@Mattebubben7 жыл бұрын
Ooh Pudsy make him stop... xD that for me is one of the best moments in QI history.
@ianfindlay8657 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Mr Sophisticate. Your makeup might crack if you smiled.
@USMCcAnthem10 жыл бұрын
My family comes from Newcastle, and when I went to visit just last year, I had very much the same problem. Half the time I was spent just smiling and nodding.
@Godzirra-San6 жыл бұрын
At least your relatives aren't Cumbrian... Holy shit.
@niamh35255 жыл бұрын
@@Godzirra-San I'm cumbrian and I dont know what some people say half the time
@Zerenko5 жыл бұрын
@@Godzirra-San Interesting, I grew up 20 years in Sunderland (next to Newcastle, similar dialect*), and then moved to Cumbria. Immediately I found Cumbrian to be much more flat and easy to understand than Geordie
@biggeordie19704 жыл бұрын
@@Zerenko thats coz youre a mackem ...... not the brightest of folk :)
@Zerenko4 жыл бұрын
@robert walton true! my bad
@SaqibAKakvi13 жыл бұрын
best QI bit after "the acropolis where the parthenon is"
@lancer5253 жыл бұрын
Honestly, that's the very one that I'm the most sick of... I'd much rather watch the one where Sandi has the little sailboat where "it's something about the wind"...
@MrFetalposition2 жыл бұрын
it's great, but what about the delicious turtle bit?
@Tindometari10 жыл бұрын
Geordie is my favourite British accent of all. Oddly, I seem have less trouble understanding it than most British people do.
@Dinostra12 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite clips of stephen fry. Cheers for the upload
@technoeevee69694 жыл бұрын
The best part of all this was the final few seconds of the video, his face just like "Fuck me, I can't understand ANY of you half the time"
@ShipsKat12 жыл бұрын
That is brilliant, I thought I'd seen every ep of QI, but that had escaped me 'til now. Love it, Stephen is so effortlessly funny. It does sound like 'Ward Rooms', I'm an ex Naval Officer and it wasn't even the first thing I thought of! I'd love to spend a day in Stephen Fry's brain, the world must be a plethora of baffling, yet marvelously enticing linguistic opportunities. He's SO endearing with it tho. Thanks for posting. :-D
@grandexandi4 жыл бұрын
My Cambridge certificate of proficiency in English as a foreign language did not prepare me for this video.
@MichaelBerthelsen7 жыл бұрын
After all these seasons, this is still my favorite clip of all...!
@stevesomeone4862 жыл бұрын
A timeless moment of comic genius just being inadvertently funny ❤
@BrandydocMeriabuck11 жыл бұрын
It's because our languages come from a common ancestor. We Geordies say "Gan hyem" for go home, Danes say "Gå hjem", and Norwegians say it very similarly. Our vocabulary has a lot more Scandinavian words than it does Latinate ones, and southerners tend to use more Latinate words. I'm proud to be a Geordie for our strong connections with Old English and Scandinavian languages :)
@Squiglypig9 ай бұрын
Wait, so the reason it sounds like "war drums" when they say "our drums" is because they kept a more Scandinavian version of "vores" or "vor" for "vor drums"?
@user-nc2kz2mn5v7 ай бұрын
Well said PET!
@MellonVegan5 ай бұрын
With the dialectal variation in Germany, I feel like most Germans would understand your example, too. Reminds me of another example. Well long ago, I watched a video of a Scottish friend lifting an atlas stone. His buddies were shouting "stand up now" but it sounded sth like ... well I just realised I couldn't phonetically type that in English but to me it sounded 100% like a Low German saying the exact same thing (as far as I can tell as someone who doesn't speak Low German).
@selenam32910 жыл бұрын
As an American, I understood this...
@TheCSJones9 жыл бұрын
***** Ferns = phones and war = our. It's not that hard. (And a Google search reveals canny = nice.)
@sh__109 жыл бұрын
***** If you think a newcastle accent is hard to understand, try listening to the american south.
@selenam3299 жыл бұрын
Steve Howe Haha that is exactly it! I'm from the Southeast US and this is not difficult to understand at all. I suppose y'all have so many special accents you think no one outside of the UK can understand them, but honestly it's not hard to understand this!
@colinbrown70212 жыл бұрын
It’s 9 pm and it’s the first time I’ve laughed today! Haha. Brilliant.
@TheKnightWho12 жыл бұрын
Geordie has much of its roots in the Scandinavian languages and can sound quite similar to them at times, which probably helps!
@msaudness2313 жыл бұрын
I love Alan's face as he's trying to help him out..."talking on the ferns..."
@InklanUtterfield8 жыл бұрын
And I thought I was pretty good with British accents. I guess not.
@ThexMJT11 ай бұрын
One of my favorite clips of QI. As a NE native I love the drummer boy joke.
@anthonybutler63659 ай бұрын
Wor drums had me in stitches cheered me up after a miserable week and he’s one of the few so called comedians who can make me laugh
@Fcutdlady5 жыл бұрын
I m Irish, a Dubliner to be exact and even the likes of me knows war in the Newcastle dialect means our!
@qetoun10 жыл бұрын
Mr Fry will need an interpreter if he goes north of Sheffield.
@gabbarrf174511 ай бұрын
3 year later listening to it so many damn time now I finally get it.
@shmookins7 жыл бұрын
I love accent jokes. They are tricky to write as they are meant to be heard, but I'll try one I like: An Australian soldier goes to Europe for WW1 and reports to a British commander. The commander looks at him and says: "Did you come here to die?!" The Australian soldier replies: "No, I came here yesterday". In the Australian accent 'to die' sounds like 'today'. 'Yesterday', sounds like 'yester die'. :p
@StefanWB7 жыл бұрын
That's an old joke, so old that it's in an episode of Dad's Army, when Mainwaring and Wilson are sitting in the basement of the bank holding a bomb and Mainwaring tries to lighten the mood. Cracked me up first time I heard it.
@LadyEowyn7 жыл бұрын
Ha. I had to say it out loud with the accents to get it. I totally misinterpreted the first go round.
@shmookins7 жыл бұрын
Suzanne Wippert Yeah, you have to do the accents to make it work. lol
@Patrick_B687-37 жыл бұрын
A+ Shadow! 👍🏻 Im from Texas and got it straight away, well done Sir.
@adampatterson26827 жыл бұрын
Dads Army at all? :P
@mart77312 жыл бұрын
love it "well they must go to School, it is ridiculous!", fantastic!
@MatthewPlato9110 жыл бұрын
1:33 "Well they must go to school" haha, great line to end the discussion!
@Technodreamer11 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU! I watched this clip three times and couldn't tell what the heck he was on about.
@OhhBiscuits10 жыл бұрын
I'm from Newcastle, and I didn't get the joke until he explained it :( I'm so ashamed.
@OhhBiscuits10 жыл бұрын
***** If you ever think about coming up North, I'd suggest getting the hang of telling geordies and mackems apart beforehand. Unless you dislike your face, of course ;)
@xXkizza11Xx10 жыл бұрын
***** its horden, and thats county durham accent not mackem or geordie
@warrenblunt34369 жыл бұрын
***** Geordies pronounce our like war and the guy said that they're playing war drums, he then said them thieving bastards... Get it... War is Our in Newcastle
@BrandydocMeriabuck9 жыл бұрын
James Hunt But it's spelled wor :)
@AndreaRoll9 жыл бұрын
i'm from italy, never been to newcastle and i got it ^^
@DuffPaddy113 жыл бұрын
Stephen Fry actually has a fascination with language and accents so he'd probably be more curious than appalled. The accent has been around for a long time.
@mickys5149 жыл бұрын
I'm offensive, and i find this geordie
@kinerush53103 жыл бұрын
My brain
@stewmott376310 ай бұрын
Wait until he finds out how they talk in Norfolk.
@comrades68685 жыл бұрын
Wor Stephen us Geordies love him just the same, canny lad!
@bygkahuna200410 жыл бұрын
"Well they must go to school!" I love Stephen Fry
@thepowerofnow457310 жыл бұрын
I found the banter between these guys just brilliant - aside from poking fun at eachothers regional differences with dialect and accent, i think England has such a rich variation that it should be enjoyed. I'm Canadian so i have been exposed to alot of BBC programming in my youth so i auctually found this all very interesting. If we were all the same it would be pretty boring i think ;)
@blondemario9 жыл бұрын
You know it, you do.
@ShougoAmakusa5 жыл бұрын
I think context and intent is very important when thinking about these jokes, if it is lighthearted and meant to be "we all have a unique way of speaking and the difference barrier makes it interesting and funny" like in this clip, its okay. If its "hahaha you speak funny and need to learn to speak better" its not.
@xandercorp61754 жыл бұрын
@@ShougoAmakusa It's mainly about not having a chip on your shoulder. Stephen even says "well they must go to school, it's just ridiculous, I'm sorry - not good enough!" An ignorant person might take offense to that, but the joke is fine because of the understanding of the need to be able to take a joke; one or two people full of bitterness choosing to take it as a personal slight would not make it so.
@gonkheed3 жыл бұрын
where i live in the the north east of england i could sit in a pub with people from four diffferent towns within 5 miles from where i live and they will have completely accents ,obviously someone not from our area would not know the difference.
@dallassukerkin68782 жыл бұрын
@@gonkheed :grins: I had a similar experience when I first moved out of my parents and struck out into the world ... moving all of eight miles :eek: ... and, as I was moving into the little terrace I was going to rent, one of the new neighbours came along to say hello. I didn't understand what he said. At first I thought I hadn't heard him properly because I was distracted with unloading boxes and so on. So I said the obligatory "I'm sorry?". He spoke again and I *was* listening this time ... no joy. "Sorry, I didn't hear you; must be the traffic. Say again?". Third time unlucky. And that left us in *that* territory ... neither of us knew what to do or say ... and he just went back to his house :D. I realised at this point that I was in another land where people didn't speak English! I'd moved from a country town in Staffordshire to the city of Stoke and in that short hop the accent and dialect changed so much it was incomprehensible to me :O. My ear soon adapted because it did turn out to be English they spoke after all but I remember the shock to this day :lol:.
@mart77312 жыл бұрын
terrific Fry response "well they must all go to school, its not good enough"!
@CaptainKubla10 жыл бұрын
Yes, we generally say "Hyem" for home in Newcastle (some say yem too), and yes it is directly related to Danish-Norwegian "Hjem", (and sometimes actually spelled the same) and another cognate.... The pronunciation used in Newcastle is the "Old English" version though. There are many other examples. :)
@georgemorley10293 жыл бұрын
Corve for coal basket, korb in German. Bairn for child, barn in Norwegian.
@enkisdaughter4795 Жыл бұрын
Love the accent and, yes, I can understand it, but I’m lucky I’m from the North West. I do need subtitles for anyone down South as I cannot understand a word they’re saying.
@thefullcurlew10 жыл бұрын
Brilliantly funny, I needed a good belly laugh.
@timdiggerm13 жыл бұрын
I love how Rich Hall sits this one out
@Doctor18018510 ай бұрын
Bloke goes to a Geordie doctor and says - 'Doctor, under my armpit smells like coconut' Geordie doctor says - 'Well, it's boun'ty'
@mintoreoshake12 жыл бұрын
this clip cracks me up every single time.
@BookofTerrors10 жыл бұрын
I am a descendent of General Custer...I can't believe there is a Geordie joke with him in it. I'm impressed with the knowledge of American historical figures.
@JesusFriedChrist3 жыл бұрын
@@drewjohnson9498 I’m going to say the EHN word MRS. OBAMA GET DOWN
@dionomed91449 ай бұрын
How can you be a descendent of Custer when his only son died in childhood?
@LaurenT24814 жыл бұрын
What a legend. He's so confused by slang. "Well they must go to school. It's just ridiculous." ;)
@robertlange177210 ай бұрын
Back in the 1990's I had a drinking buddy from Newcastle, the more he drank the less I understood what he said. Great guy. Introduced me to Newcastle Brown Ale.
@MissGrapeNehi12 жыл бұрын
I'm with Stephen on this one. I could almost feel my brain sizzling while Phil was talking.
@MegaBanne7 жыл бұрын
In Sweden we say "vår". It sounds kind of like "war" but with a "v" sound instead of a "w" sound. So I suspect it may be related :O!
@jtpinnyc5 жыл бұрын
I think it's basically because Scandinavian languages have something in common with old English, and Geordie is basically the most similar to how everyone used to speak in England. While the rest of England softened their vowels, Geordies resisted the change.
@bb3ca2014 жыл бұрын
Yep. Even in Scotland, we often say "oor" or "wir", very similar to "vår"
@heliotropezzz3333 жыл бұрын
@@jtpinnyc I think it's because there were a lot of Viking invasions and settlements in that part of England - hence the Scandinavian language link.
@fava77533 жыл бұрын
@@heliotropezzz333 exactly right Helen , Geordie , a mixture of Scandinavian , Northumbrian , and Anglo Saxon . Strong Viking , influence in the northern accent . Bairn , barn . Hyem , home . Etc , etc , all Scandinavian .
@MegaBanne3 жыл бұрын
@@jtpinnyc I can kind of understand old English when listening to it. A mixture of English words, Nordic words and a few german words.
@Phoenix16649 жыл бұрын
Bizarrely, Newcastle accent is very easy for foreigners to understand, I know this because when I travelled Australia I met Swedish, Germans, Dutch etc etc... The had a much easier time with it than they did understanding some who spoke Queens English, which the found drawling and overpronounced. The only thing is, you still have to speak properly, you can't use words like canny, wey aye or ganning.
@Flip2Krook9 жыл бұрын
I'm Australian, and most of the people I know are idiots. They can't understand anything anybody says in any accent apart from Australian. I never have a problem with accents that I can think of, but most do. They even misunderstand me occasionally because I have a tiny bit of my Grandad's accent, who comes from North London. Australians in general can just be a bit thick
@mudchair169 жыл бұрын
Flip2Krook Maybe you should go outside a little more.
@BrandydocMeriabuck9 жыл бұрын
So yi tellin iz a cannit taak ti any foreignaz lyk this? A divvint naa aboot that lyk. When I've been to foreign countries people always assume me and my fiancee are either Dutch or German, never English :P
@buzon16589 жыл бұрын
Flip2Krook I can relate. I'm American & generally have a much easier time understanding accents than anyone I know; I have no idea why this is. Australian accents in particular seem to trip up my friends and family. I love the film, "The Dish" and was recommending it to everyone until they started to tell me they couldn't get the jokes because they couldn't understand the dialogue. I couldn't believe it.
@danbill0211 жыл бұрын
brilliantly put!
@draconbacon63953 жыл бұрын
This sparks joy
@MadPaperPeople8 жыл бұрын
day do down dere doe dont day
@mryanik08 жыл бұрын
+MadPaperPeople dey do dow, dont dey dow?
@MrNeeds8 жыл бұрын
+MadPaperPeople Ken Dodds dads dogs dead
@Yizak8 жыл бұрын
+MadPaperPeople yes d do though don't day
@GroovingPict8 жыл бұрын
+mryanik0 are you singing the hamster dance melody?
@_Somsnosa_6 жыл бұрын
EY EY EY EY EY
@Nasylo10 жыл бұрын
"Our" in danish is "Vore", and is pronounced the same way as the Geordie "Wor". Vore = Wor (Our).
@desmondweich55194 жыл бұрын
aye a lot of geordie comes from scandanavian languages, think because of the whole viking invasion thing
@monkeyhanger8312 жыл бұрын
my dad is from down south and when he moved up north, he couldn't understand how so many young blokes he worked with were getting "war" pensions! classic!
@WhoDidYouSay11 жыл бұрын
I can safely say I never knew that; you have helped me out a fair bit boy, cheers
@andyallwood10 жыл бұрын
I'm a Geordie and I found this hilarious, I love Stephen Fry.
@kinerush53103 жыл бұрын
Same mate it’s great
@crazygangrel7 ай бұрын
I’m from Mississippi and my wife is from Durham. Five years and I still can’t understand her, half the time.
@Levi_Skardsen4 жыл бұрын
Growing up, I'd see the Gulf war on the news often. They'd mention Saddam Hussein, and because was raised in Jarrow, I used to think Hussein was "who's sayin'". I wondered why he was always saying something good enough to be shown on the news.
@Kelly_C4 жыл бұрын
I had a similar thing with the recession when I was little, because they would always be talking about fannie mae on the news but there's also a midwestern chocolate company called fannie may and I was always confused why a confectioner chain was such an important economic indicator
@johnsimpsonkirkpatrickhist13726 жыл бұрын
This cracks me up every time!
@Zsnakeistaken7 жыл бұрын
love this clip!
@unclebrizz10534 жыл бұрын
I consider myself very good at understanding accents, but this one was over my head
@rogoth01themasterwizard114 жыл бұрын
the initial joke is a grammatical one in that allan is using grammar as a play on words for the plant 'fern' and the name of one of the hosts of the show children in need 'ferne cotton' so when stephen asks 'do you know anything about ferns' (the plant), allan responds 'ferne's what?' (the person). the first part of phil jupitus' joke is that he uses geordie slang 'they make a canny noise like' ('canny' can sometimes be used in context to mean 'a lot' as well as a play on words where 'ferns' is spoken in such a way that it should sound like 'phones'). the second joke about the soldier is that the general says 'they've got WAR DRUMS' in reference to the sound being made, but in geordie terms it can be said 'they've got WOR DRUMS' where 'wor' is a geordie term for 'our' making it seem like the enemy in this story has stolen the 'war drums' from the side of the soldier and the general.
@lexigrimhaive9 ай бұрын
@@rogoth01themasterwizard11You are my hero. Thank you so much.
@simonpurvis82634 жыл бұрын
1:43: me in every maths lesson I every had.
@PsyMongazoid4 жыл бұрын
Rich Hall's expression of incomprehension - priceless.
@GrumpyYank263 жыл бұрын
this went right over my head. no hope for me. none.
@JinxMinxNYC12 жыл бұрын
Stephen "Do you know anything interesting about ferns?" Alan "Fearne's what?" making you imagine various body parts.
@rozasupreme2 жыл бұрын
Fearne's Fern I'd imagine.
@JoeStunner13 жыл бұрын
"Well they must go to school…it's just ridiculous!" :-D
@richivey1044 Жыл бұрын
I guess that would make 'a canny bag of Tudor' the Prawn Cocktail flavour lol
@jackdenihan53334 жыл бұрын
American games shows have been dead for years but the brits still have that magic