Day in the life of a beta male (part 2)

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7 ай бұрын

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@Player70006
@Player70006 7 ай бұрын
You forgot the part where he pays 1200$ for a Sigma Male course, only to get scammed 🔥
@YasinVanDoorsen
@YasinVanDoorsen 7 ай бұрын
😂😭
@DeadchannelXdxdxd
@DeadchannelXdxdxd 7 ай бұрын
and bought the extra gigachad extension course for an extra $500
@SamaelLightbringer-mm9np
@SamaelLightbringer-mm9np 7 ай бұрын
And the sigma memes.
@tylerjing5235
@tylerjing5235 7 ай бұрын
That's like the opposite of beta male 😂 he won't spend a dime for himself but buy flowers for Amanda
@b_dodders7902
@b_dodders7902 7 ай бұрын
@@tylerjing5235nah the fact that he thinks he needs an “alpha male course” proves that he’s insecure and lacks confidence hence making him a beta
@TomBpersonal
@TomBpersonal 7 ай бұрын
"This is my favorite programing" is an underrated line 😂😂
@ANONYMOUS-hf5gr
@ANONYMOUS-hf5gr 7 ай бұрын
Explain?
@labadaba5088
@labadaba5088 7 ай бұрын
What other definitions of programming are there? Hint: He’s saying that the main character is like a robot, being programmed to think certain ways and do certain things
@TiedAlpaca00624ranminfoo
@TiedAlpaca00624ranminfoo 7 ай бұрын
​@@labadaba5088no, what? A program, like a TV show.
@Pantsinabucket
@Pantsinabucket 7 ай бұрын
@@labadaba5088programming is also being turned into a femboy, hence the femboy socks being called “programming socks”
@stanisawzokiewski3308
@stanisawzokiewski3308 7 ай бұрын
@@ANONYMOUS-hf5gr programming as in he unquestioningly believes what the media tells him like a robot downloading a new update.
@QuintheQuesadilla
@QuintheQuesadilla 7 ай бұрын
Bro used the primal rizz technique from the caveman💀💀💀
@soralee1910
@soralee1910 7 ай бұрын
I get the reference
@ermir_skg5696
@ermir_skg5696 7 ай бұрын
lmfao 😂
@Agoodusername.
@Agoodusername. 7 ай бұрын
It’s the CMU (Content Machine Universe)
@jazroT
@jazroT 7 ай бұрын
HOW DID I NOT SEE THE CONNECTION, it would appear I have failed at life
@MuhammadRaiyan135
@MuhammadRaiyan135 7 ай бұрын
Damn you're right 😅
@kingbob4266
@kingbob4266 7 ай бұрын
Bros bout to bust over a flame he sent💀
@kyderbyteller
@kyderbyteller 7 ай бұрын
1000th like
@pinkroses135
@pinkroses135 7 ай бұрын
He was looking at trevor noah playing on the tv in the background 🤡
@Agoodusername.
@Agoodusername. 7 ай бұрын
Trevor out here catching strays😭
@allendrum4489
@allendrum4489 7 ай бұрын
Cats?
@happydonkey5333
@happydonkey5333 7 ай бұрын
​@@allendrum4489 slander
@alaron5698
@alaron5698 7 ай бұрын
Well-earned strays as far as I'm concerned.
@idiot9579
@idiot9579 7 ай бұрын
@@alaron5698what did he do
@Agoodusername.
@Agoodusername. 7 ай бұрын
@@idiot9579 condoned police brutality and is racist towards aboriginal people and lots of anti semitic undertones in his show. He is also objectively not funny
@madsyourmirrorball
@madsyourmirrorball 7 ай бұрын
the lip bite 💀
@rowenaagustin7077
@rowenaagustin7077 7 ай бұрын
Have
@rowenaagustin7077
@rowenaagustin7077 7 ай бұрын
Free
@rowenaagustin7077
@rowenaagustin7077 7 ай бұрын
Will
@rowenaagustin7077
@rowenaagustin7077 7 ай бұрын
What
@rowenaagustin7077
@rowenaagustin7077 7 ай бұрын
Is
@carlosmark9840
@carlosmark9840 7 ай бұрын
Amanda’s face while he is yapping 😂
@coconuttree3222
@coconuttree3222 7 ай бұрын
Priceless
@ArielNavarro-vy6sf
@ArielNavarro-vy6sf 6 ай бұрын
😂
@TheDumboiz101
@TheDumboiz101 7 ай бұрын
Bro's a literal NPC
@academision
@academision 2 ай бұрын
The fact he finds Trevor Noah funny is about right.
@NotDemarcus
@NotDemarcus 7 ай бұрын
Bro got that minimum wage rizz💀
@badballiance87
@badballiance87 6 ай бұрын
hahahahaha
@s.o.k.1393
@s.o.k.1393 7 ай бұрын
The Trevor Noah thing was so unnecessary and also super funny
@ztemaxgaming8620
@ztemaxgaming8620 7 ай бұрын
Yet so accurate!
@Njordin2010
@Njordin2010 7 ай бұрын
100% accurate
@lucamozzoni9832
@lucamozzoni9832 7 ай бұрын
Just facts it's what i witnessed
@oivanurminen8946
@oivanurminen8946 7 ай бұрын
I'm gonna need context for that Trevor noah part. All I know is he has a talk show and he's a comedian
@fortgunv6465
@fortgunv6465 7 ай бұрын
Thank you yes Trevor Noah is actually amazing
@_Fakebook
@_Fakebook 7 ай бұрын
Threaten Michael you'll tell his wife so he'll give you a raise. Threaten Amanda too while you're there.
@silkroad1201
@silkroad1201 6 ай бұрын
No it's best he just stay out of it. That could be really dangerous and he could get hurt. We all know he doesn't own a gun
@user-lt1jd1ye3v
@user-lt1jd1ye3v 5 ай бұрын
OP is just stating what this dude would definitely do in this situation
@debrachambers1304
@debrachambers1304 4 ай бұрын
Uh... what are you threatening her for?
@MuahMan
@MuahMan 4 ай бұрын
@@debrachambers1304 Being a 304
@anotherliliyam
@anotherliliyam 7 ай бұрын
Redditors if they were less insane 🗣💯
@MeidoInHebun
@MeidoInHebun 7 ай бұрын
Legit, 100%, 1000%
@jamesogden7756
@jamesogden7756 7 ай бұрын
Bro, China straight up BOUGHT Reddit. 😢 Aaron Schwartz be on an eternal ecstasy trip straight rolling in his grave.
@icebear_15
@icebear_15 7 ай бұрын
Bruh KZfaq people will literally make fun of any other social media user
@jamesogden7756
@jamesogden7756 7 ай бұрын
@@icebear_15 ... 70% deserved bro.
@SootyPhoenix
@SootyPhoenix 6 ай бұрын
And less fat.
@golsitito4492
@golsitito4492 7 ай бұрын
The Trevor Noah part is really good and true.
@beegdonkey5750
@beegdonkey5750 11 күн бұрын
The Trevor Noah thing is so accurate I swear
@Hisson89
@Hisson89 7 ай бұрын
Bro just flammed Trevor low key and I’m here for it 😂
@user-lt1jd1ye3v
@user-lt1jd1ye3v 5 ай бұрын
High key. he’s always been so irritating
@whythisguy7312
@whythisguy7312 17 күн бұрын
Noah sucks! It's sad that we all know it but can't accept it!
@faunaflower
@faunaflower 7 ай бұрын
Bro thought I wouldn't notice Michael, Amanda and Trevor being mentioned, thinking they wouldn't notice the GTA reference
@StuckInOhio10
@StuckInOhio10 6 ай бұрын
lmao the Trevor Noah part
@bloxyblender
@bloxyblender 7 ай бұрын
Bro was edging at the end💀
@retard69420
@retard69420 7 ай бұрын
I watch him every night💀
@Newton-Reuther
@Newton-Reuther 7 ай бұрын
Name checks out
@SinbadAkina
@SinbadAkina 7 ай бұрын
​@@Newton-Reuther😂
@rosenyne345
@rosenyne345 6 ай бұрын
“I think it may have actually backfired “ 🤣🤣🤣
@jeffreyreeves9854
@jeffreyreeves9854 6 ай бұрын
@rosenyne345 Yes that is art imitating life. Not funny because it is true.
@TheAlchemist1089
@TheAlchemist1089 6 ай бұрын
​@@jeffreyreeves9854life imitates art
@thisisa
@thisisa 7 ай бұрын
As a beta male I can confirm that I never wake up and I teleport from home to work
@SpiritStoneWarrior94-yx3gs
@SpiritStoneWarrior94-yx3gs 6 ай бұрын
Bro is me with the flame emoji 😭
@Oogiddyboogway
@Oogiddyboogway 5 ай бұрын
Bro next time send a 🤮 emoji that will get their attention better 😂
@revolutionaryhealing9992
@revolutionaryhealing9992 3 ай бұрын
@@OogiddyboogwayToo bad that actually isn’t an option 😂
@justplanesense
@justplanesense 7 ай бұрын
The Trevor Noah joke is hilarious
@amongus7616
@amongus7616 7 ай бұрын
wow back 2 back new videos, it’s a Christmas miracle!!
@Jenishabadoo
@Jenishabadoo 6 ай бұрын
Ok but the way you laugh so theatrically 😂it reminds me of the day in the life of a crazy ex gf when shes got the voodoo doll 😅I love y’all’s slap stick comedy. Cracks me all the way up
@josepharmani5827
@josepharmani5827 7 ай бұрын
"at 10 pm i tune in to Trevor Noah, He's so funny" 😂😂
@brett84c
@brett84c 7 ай бұрын
I fucking lost it at Trevor Noah part, hahaha
@Jojo-mc5ho
@Jojo-mc5ho 2 ай бұрын
Is he projecting sarcasm in that part?
@kdc6884
@kdc6884 6 ай бұрын
Trevor Noah is prime NPC programming 😅
@ScreamingManiac
@ScreamingManiac 7 ай бұрын
Trevor Noah "my favourite programming" ...i see what you did there 😂
@Oogiddyboogway
@Oogiddyboogway 5 ай бұрын
Poor Trevor Noah dude accidentally got obliterated by a bus in this short
@Mahdi53849
@Mahdi53849 7 ай бұрын
employee:😶 VS "do i even care guy":😎
@nolansundell
@nolansundell 7 ай бұрын
Nobody's talking about he basically called everyone who watches him is a beta
@Huskerfan9495
@Huskerfan9495 7 ай бұрын
Missed the part where he makes up a story about owning his boss and getting the girl to post on Reddit
@averybeck385
@averybeck385 7 ай бұрын
the laugh was so real
@CristaliceTheCricket
@CristaliceTheCricket 7 ай бұрын
Evolution of the sensitive to lights and sounds cousin from Christmas
@MelordJenkins
@MelordJenkins 7 ай бұрын
Him laughing on the couch was it for me😭
@bigscinto5547
@bigscinto5547 7 ай бұрын
The Trevor Noah bit though 😂😂😂
@eruseayt9244
@eruseayt9244 Ай бұрын
bro was havin a whole ass seizure over trevor noah 💀
@TheCrusaderRabbits
@TheCrusaderRabbits 7 ай бұрын
The Trevor Noah joke. Lol. So true.
@GotEmAll1337
@GotEmAll1337 2 ай бұрын
lol Trevor Noah. so accurate for the daily content consumption of a beta
@glocksundgeworfenheit_
@glocksundgeworfenheit_ 6 ай бұрын
The trevor noah bit is the best for me
@24kzxch
@24kzxch 7 ай бұрын
the laughing💀💀💀💀💀
@Phoenix__468
@Phoenix__468 7 ай бұрын
Hardest Life Routine 😢🫠😂
@ahmadyousufmal459
@ahmadyousufmal459 7 ай бұрын
You forgot the parts when hr listens yo phonk, gigachad, and sad "sigma" songs and imagines he is in scenario and that he is the main charecter🔥 (Btw he also talks to himself)
@yuriydee
@yuriydee 2 ай бұрын
damn Trevor Noah getting stray bullets out here haha
@watergoalie866
@watergoalie866 7 ай бұрын
the trevor noah line is amazing
@Orwaha
@Orwaha 7 ай бұрын
The dig at people who watch Trevor Noah 🤣🤣🤣 bro how do you out do yourselves so often
@charliehopley9297
@charliehopley9297 7 ай бұрын
The Trevor Noah part hit me hard...😅
@BATMAN-kq7xb
@BATMAN-kq7xb 7 ай бұрын
Am I the only one who think that he forgot Franklin
@WD00777
@WD00777 6 ай бұрын
The Trevor Noah jab is so perfect
@BPR-IronCurtain
@BPR-IronCurtain 7 ай бұрын
I was not ready for the lip bite 😂
@user-uz4oe2qf3u
@user-uz4oe2qf3u 7 ай бұрын
He just called himself an npc 😂
@Iginore
@Iginore 7 ай бұрын
That one mappa employee
@eliasujashvili7113
@eliasujashvili7113 7 ай бұрын
Trevor Noah 💀
@enriqueavalos
@enriqueavalos 7 ай бұрын
Trevor Noah is beta comedy 😂
@fletcherwalter2333
@fletcherwalter2333 7 ай бұрын
The way the boss strokes his chin killed me 😂
@legendaryfuze6738
@legendaryfuze6738 5 ай бұрын
ThT trevor noah comment hit hard
@beckywiththesharpknife8331
@beckywiththesharpknife8331 25 күн бұрын
Wow...Trevor Noah...Shots fired!! 😂😂😂😂
@V3RONN1CA_EDITZ_XD_
@V3RONN1CA_EDITZ_XD_ 7 ай бұрын
I completely lost control when the part that he randomly decended to heaven 💀
@ContentKillaz-nh6vj
@ContentKillaz-nh6vj 4 ай бұрын
The office when they're not on camera
@Hshsuiiien
@Hshsuiiien 4 күн бұрын
My favorite programing 😂
@puggumpus
@puggumpus 7 ай бұрын
Oh, come on, man, Trevor Noah's a national South African treasure
@ronror
@ronror 7 ай бұрын
Used to be, before he became a western media puppet
@TheGoldenHorncall
@TheGoldenHorncall 7 ай бұрын
That moment when he caught himself in the mirror lmao
@sabahsafdar1916
@sabahsafdar1916 6 ай бұрын
We need part 3 please 🥺
@nexusinc.4367
@nexusinc.4367 7 ай бұрын
I like how his day starts at 2. Relatable
@demgainz1173
@demgainz1173 16 күн бұрын
This has to be the Lego movie
@andreasksm2709
@andreasksm2709 6 ай бұрын
It's funny how Amanda was staring at the desktop screen doing nothing.
@died_trying553
@died_trying553 7 ай бұрын
Love how the day starts at 2 pm 💀
@rajchow1.097
@rajchow1.097 7 ай бұрын
he just depicted by life😢
@tristanmceachern
@tristanmceachern 7 ай бұрын
“Fav programming” has seizure 💀
@kirakira9906
@kirakira9906 7 ай бұрын
We laugh but this reality is really bout to ruin millions of men into depression and loneliness
@clownster456
@clownster456 7 ай бұрын
The Trevor Noah laugh🤣
@levicummins5481
@levicummins5481 2 ай бұрын
Trevor Noah 💀💀
@tmalo8501
@tmalo8501 7 ай бұрын
The reason he says shoot my shot bc American school 😂😂😂
@CuddlyKath
@CuddlyKath 6 ай бұрын
I SWEAR WHY DID IT LOOK LIKE THIS? Laughing bc of Trevor Noah=POSSESED LAUGHTER
@kentstark3104
@kentstark3104 7 ай бұрын
Bro Casually said trevor Noah's fans are betas :D LOL!
@beboysub
@beboysub 7 ай бұрын
bro deserves a raise
@Hyper_TheOne
@Hyper_TheOne 7 ай бұрын
Bro is the wingman we didn’t know we needed
@AS-pug
@AS-pug 5 ай бұрын
The whole badmouthing other guys in hope of being liked is creepily accurate …. How do they know..
@SLspace
@SLspace 7 ай бұрын
Of course there is NTR, 😂
@TheAlchemist1089
@TheAlchemist1089 6 ай бұрын
Well duh Beta male life
@stephen3762
@stephen3762 4 ай бұрын
We all know what he really did before he went to bed
@Aashniscrazy
@Aashniscrazy 2 ай бұрын
Ok but Trever Noah is actually my favorite comedian😊
@General_pizza
@General_pizza 7 ай бұрын
Trevor noah makes sense
@hafizhaminullah6172
@hafizhaminullah6172 7 ай бұрын
The call out man 💀
@jeffreyskoritowski4114
@jeffreyskoritowski4114 Ай бұрын
Tune in for part 2 when our protagonist breaks his legs at a "Navy SEAL boot camp."
@noodledogboi7674
@noodledogboi7674 7 ай бұрын
WHERe IS THE CHRISTMAS SHORT
@Daily_short_machine
@Daily_short_machine 7 ай бұрын
They way he peeked from that counter/top/wall thing
@jab1536
@jab1536 7 ай бұрын
Emmet from the Lego movie as a person
@williamj.dovejr.8613
@williamj.dovejr.8613 6 ай бұрын
We need more of these...
@Semi-Addict-Gamer
@Semi-Addict-Gamer 7 ай бұрын
I was confused for a good 3 seconds, then read the title and was like oooh, now that makes sense.
@miovicdina7706
@miovicdina7706 6 ай бұрын
Thank you for existing, "beta" male, you keep the entire economy going. 🙏
@lumarium
@lumarium 7 ай бұрын
The spasm after watching Trevor Noah🪦💀
@aleshandsome3705
@aleshandsome3705 3 ай бұрын
"Now's ny chance to shoot my shot" 😂
@SwordFighterDoggo
@SwordFighterDoggo 7 ай бұрын
You forgot the part where he buys 5 alpha male trainings at the same time
@monicav1272
@monicav1272 3 ай бұрын
That flame emoji lolll
@DaisyTheQueenBeeGull
@DaisyTheQueenBeeGull 7 ай бұрын
Amanda, Michael, and Trevor?
@1MH1MOTHY
@1MH1MOTHY 6 ай бұрын
Bro forgot the "I watch content_machine" line
@mackspowers5522
@mackspowers5522 6 ай бұрын
Bro did not have to do Trevor like that
@The_King_of_Chefs
@The_King_of_Chefs 7 ай бұрын
The coping and strawmanning in this one brroooo
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