Day Shift Pitch Meeting
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Жыл бұрынStep inside the pitch meeting that led to Day Shift!
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Netflix is great at grabbing big stars and putting them in movies. Are those movies good? Um… sometimes! Their latest star-studded film is “The Day Shift” - a vampire hunting movie starring Jamie Foxx, James Franco and Snoop Dogg. One thing is for sure… this is one of the movies of all time.
Day Shift does raise some questions. Like why are we spending so much time on worldbuilding stuff that never comes up again? Who is buying all these fangs and why? How many peepee poopoo jokes are in this thing? Is the bad guy trying to take over the housing market AND bring back the rule of vampires? How did Snoop survive?
To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Day Shift! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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@michaelperkola391 Жыл бұрын
Ryan should be a screenwriter coach at this point. He's taught me so much about writing by tearing down shoddy work.
@shahanahsan05 Жыл бұрын
screenwriter guy is proud of u
@sparetot Жыл бұрын
Problem is producer guy wouldn’t like good writing
@GeneDarrTV Жыл бұрын
Agreed, I definitely notice a lot more inconsistencies and nonsense in movies/shows thanks to him.
@mustavogaia2655 Жыл бұрын
There shoulld be an app, just like those which check for code bugs, that flags every time Ryan could make a joke. The writer uploads the screenplay on the app and the writer gets a log: "this script contais 4 "please. get all the way of my back" and 5 "supereasy. barely an inconvenience" instance."
@amdrewgamer Жыл бұрын
its like this youtube channel i cant remember that teaches writing by teaching how not to write and giving bad writing advice so you know what not to do
@caioometto8198 Жыл бұрын
Ryan describing NFTs "And these fangs are valuable because..." "Of how much money they're worth" "That makes sense"
@Dadofer1970 Жыл бұрын
NFTs - Necro Fang Trades
@1monki Жыл бұрын
@@Dadofer1970 Wow Wow Wow Wow
@alsinoi Жыл бұрын
Non Fangible Toothkens
@edwardjohnson6744 Жыл бұрын
Hey! That's how DOLLARS work too!
@rumblefish7537 Жыл бұрын
"Can't relate 'cause of how rich I am" ☺️
@colderratic5681 Жыл бұрын
You know a movie’s great when the first time you’ve ever heard of it is from Pitch Meeting.
@jxchamb Жыл бұрын
Lol! So true.
@steprockmedia Жыл бұрын
Yeah, me too. Hey KZfaq!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is an example of a real human comment. The others are what we call spam or bots. Might wanna look into it.
@fitnessealliance Жыл бұрын
Go away
@lnsflare1 Жыл бұрын
So it wasn't just me, then.
@LostLandsLife Жыл бұрын
I just finished it myself, ots honestly pretty good. Silly, but lot of action and pretty funny.
@Brildagoat Жыл бұрын
“You fucking lied to me” killed me😂😂😂
@tylerderrico5182 Жыл бұрын
The "hey shut up" gets me every time 😂
@spongebobsquarepants2981 Жыл бұрын
Ok
@denverarnold6210 Жыл бұрын
It's more like "heyshutup"
@guyincognito82 Жыл бұрын
Wow wow wow.... wow
@araxxi27pogo86 Жыл бұрын
Same!
@araxxi27pogo86 Жыл бұрын
Oh people shutting up is TIGHT!
@jamesrimes2870 Жыл бұрын
I like how 90% pitch meeting is basically a more entertaining, time efficient version of a movie
@palasta Жыл бұрын
90%? Mh...
@Cassandra_Johnson Жыл бұрын
@@palasta He did miss that Snoop was in here.
@boradis Жыл бұрын
It's like speed-running bad films.
@brian5771 Жыл бұрын
Channels like this are meant to be entertaining. What's new there? Lol
@voydnaught1397 Жыл бұрын
Definitely gave me better value than actually watching some of those absolute clangers.
@thatonegirlelaine Жыл бұрын
"What about poo poo?" "No poo poo , just pee pee." That whole exchange has me laughing until I pee peed.
@UltromanTheTacoman Жыл бұрын
No poo poo?
@linken0879 Жыл бұрын
@@UltromanTheTacoman little disappointment that they didn’t answer. This is vital information
@Joeylikeswakkie Жыл бұрын
@@linken0879 he poo pood then die died
@1516Spinola6040 Жыл бұрын
No poo poo, just pee pee.
@newt2120 Жыл бұрын
was that in the movie?
@bartlett247 Жыл бұрын
I just watched this last night and the scene where the neighbor apologizes for tricking him made me think I had blacked out and missed something between them after the laundry scene.
@nuffsaidny Жыл бұрын
The hierarchy of the different types of vampires was a way more interesting premise than the actual plot of the movie. Wish they dived more into that.
@salmankhan2739 Жыл бұрын
I think they might explore that in a sequel if its made since they set up a character named El Jefe known to be the oldest living vampire but it wasn't the villain of this film.
@timberry4709 Жыл бұрын
"I wish you'd get ALLLL the way off my back about that!"
@THESLICKNESSEDM Жыл бұрын
It's gonna be a trilogy it's a setup for the future
@jlev1028 Жыл бұрын
Isn't that what Vampire: The Masquerade is about?
@dylanf3108 Жыл бұрын
Me too. I thought that was cool stuff.
@AIVILO_444 Жыл бұрын
The “You f**king lied to me” part absolutely killed me 😭
@coolnerdlll6053 Жыл бұрын
Did you copy me?
@AIVILO_444 Жыл бұрын
@@coolnerdlll6053 Oh I didn’t see your comment! I’m so sorry, I can change it if you want
@Kenneth_A_H Жыл бұрын
@@AIVILO_444 nah, they're obviously not REALLY one of the cool nerds if they're acting like that
@coolnerdlll6053 Жыл бұрын
@@Kenneth_A_H I was just curious.
@davidmckesey7119 Жыл бұрын
Yes exactly lol
@Colinkrauss1 8 ай бұрын
“And these fangs are valuable because…?” “…of how much money they’re worth.” Great writing 😂
@adrianfanger1620 Ай бұрын
El Jeffer probably buys them all and implants them everywhere on his body
@ndepke Жыл бұрын
I have been going through your catalog ever since i found you last week. And i have to say. You are one of the most charismatic youtubers covering movies since critical drinker. Keep up the great work. It is straight gold
@RelativelyBest Жыл бұрын
"That seems to be what I've written here, I dunno what to tell you." As a writer, I feel that.
@thepubknight6144 Жыл бұрын
oh putting stock footage of stereotypical california famous spots plus the standard california hit songs from the 90s and 2000s to cram it home were in california instead of actually what place in california were at is tight!!!
@i_eat_denim_4_breakfast199 Жыл бұрын
Me everytime I try to make a deep villain but they all just devolved into procrastinating blood thirsty idiots by the end.
@truehare Жыл бұрын
Sadly, I get that feeling whenever I see a *good* line I've written...
@Narusasu98 Жыл бұрын
As a kid in school, I felt that
@davimelo9181 Жыл бұрын
I'm also a writer. Wrote this comment here all by myself.
@danieldukette5321 Жыл бұрын
“You f$&@ing lied to me” has me literally crying right now 😂 I did not see that coming, when his smile slowly disappeared was golden
@ribhavgupta6148 Жыл бұрын
Reminded me of food ol' John Wick's dog being killed.. Pow pow pow... pow
@spongebobsquarepants2981 Жыл бұрын
Ok
@michelleplombe7019 Жыл бұрын
@@spongebobsquarepants2981 Dokee
@rickdeckard1075 Жыл бұрын
most of the disclosures in movies are not thru the plot's brilliance per se, but thru direct visual symbolism or time markers.
@frankensteinlives Жыл бұрын
Right???
@sammeyphammey349 Жыл бұрын
I love how one of the funniest jokes by Ryan isn’t about the movie “I can’t relate to that because of how rich I am “
@deborahroby6129 Жыл бұрын
I literally come to this channel to decide if I want to watch a movie or not, based on Ryan’s pitch. Or to laugh about movies I already love. It’s very helpful.
@olandir Жыл бұрын
How has this format not gotten old yet? I've watched every single pitch meeting from the very beginning and I love them all. It never gets old!
@ceoatcrystalsoft4942 Жыл бұрын
Because movies haven't changed so he can't change yet
@dadrising6464 Жыл бұрын
its more entertaining, in most cases, and even saves alot of money and time
@Hangtime_Davi64 Жыл бұрын
Movies keep getting worse somehow, so ridiculing them keeps getting funnier.
@ravishingrickrude8016 Жыл бұрын
Because it punches up and it feels so good.
@myrablack2337 Жыл бұрын
Yes me too! A lot of channels didn't aged well like honest trailers for example
@zaxtonhong3958 Жыл бұрын
“That’s a real line in this movie that I’ve written here” “And I’m signing off on it” This needs to be a returning joke
@mst4745 Жыл бұрын
It is. He's said this before.
@FeliX-TobiYahs-C Жыл бұрын
@@mst4745 there has to be a list of these he interchanges accordingly
@chrisgockel9108 3 ай бұрын
Yes please
@WaterShowsProd Ай бұрын
I could feel the venom in that line. This was a joke borne out of pure hatred for the screenplay. Therefore, I loved it.
@professorkatze1123 Жыл бұрын
its one of these movies you watch once and forget 5 mins after it ended
@dmmart42 Жыл бұрын
Give Ryan so much credit for keeping these fresh for years.
@jeremycalderon3483 Жыл бұрын
“You f**king lied to me “ caught me off guard not gon lie 💀
@dereklearnslow Жыл бұрын
The slow descent from smile to scowl killed me.
@leighadawn6783 Жыл бұрын
Not a lot from these videos catch me off guard anymore; I think I snorted I laughed so hard
@onelyfemusic6213 Жыл бұрын
He felt so betrayed lol
@czassity Жыл бұрын
"Oh Pee pee!" "Pee pee!" "Pee pee very funny. What about poo poo?" "No poo poo, no poo poo." "No poo poo just pee pee, ok." I am 32 and I am laughing like an idiot at my desk. Ryan continues to excel in dialogue lmao
@hocuspocuswimsalabim3915 Жыл бұрын
Im 33 and i am still laughing
@discouragedspirit1290 Жыл бұрын
THIS is how you do comedy!
@Lardfist0 Жыл бұрын
There was a poo poo joke in the movie.
@georgedavey1339 Жыл бұрын
, z
@LuisSierra42 Жыл бұрын
wow wow wow...wow!
@MBeccaro Жыл бұрын
I don't even watch movies anymore, I just watch this channel and have better entertainment in a fraction of the time. Nice work.
@sylvanus2554 Жыл бұрын
This has saved me yet again from another movie I had no intention of watching but kept in the back of my mind. Thank you again
@CovvaLomusan Жыл бұрын
The quick “hey shut up” has got to be my new favourite now. Beautiful teardown as ever.
@scottslotterbeck3796 Жыл бұрын
Quick shut up was very very brief.
@realbadger Жыл бұрын
Mine too; so often I have to pause Ryan's videos because I'm laughing so hard...
@newciousyt Жыл бұрын
Yo 🔥kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qMp6bMWks52ucas.html.
@rogeliofelix13 Жыл бұрын
I love it.
@greatestscott6599 Жыл бұрын
@@scottslotterbeck3796 Oh, very very briefs are _tight_ !
@RyanFloom Жыл бұрын
Stopping everything I’m doing to immediately watch a pitch meeting for a movie I haven’t and won’t ever see is SUPER EASY! Barely an inconvenience!
@mr.perfectcell1887 Жыл бұрын
Lol, same.
@Explosiivo Жыл бұрын
wow wow wow.................wow
@shihoblade Жыл бұрын
You really should watch. It was very fun.
@TechDragon1 Жыл бұрын
Oh, stopping everything you're doing to immediately watch a Pitch Meeting for a movie you haven't and won't ever see is *TIGHT!*
@JesusChrist-vq6lk Жыл бұрын
Seeing there is a new pitch meeting during the day and trying to save it until that night so i can watch it in bed is mega tough, really inconvenient
@bobnix3240 Жыл бұрын
Enjoyed the review, but ending with "I hope you had a nutritious breakfast," had me absolutely rolling!
@denisbaev1580 Жыл бұрын
So for my breakfast today, I've taken a mix of green sprouts, potatoes, white mushrooms and chicken breasts, diced that and fried untill everything was ready and taters were crispy on a pan, then poured a mix of three eggs with a bit of milk on top of the potatoes and chicken to make this into a big round omelete with plenty of stuff inside. It was delicious, but I've felt that there could've been fewer mushrooms - their taste kind of overwhelmed the whole dish. Also, nice video.
@pegah_di Жыл бұрын
This was definitely one of the best pitch meetings ever. Funny, quick, witty, and also informative on different types of vampires.
@roarickshults3171 Жыл бұрын
Funny, quick, witty pitch meetings are tight!
@metzger5850 Жыл бұрын
Not to mention the movie came out like 2 days ago..or less. I'm not sure.
@MuthafuckinPuddings Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I feel like he mixed things up a little bit on this one too.
@UltromanTheTacoman Жыл бұрын
@@MuthafuckinPuddings The movie did that, as well, so...
@thor3279 Жыл бұрын
Ryan is here mostly to educate. If you get a laugh or two along the way so much the better. But education is tight!
@AnnaDraconida Жыл бұрын
I'm convinced this is actually how pitch meetings go nowadays and no one can tell me otherwise
@jonfreeman9682 Жыл бұрын
That's why it's so funny because it's true.
@thathorrorguy1974 Жыл бұрын
I thought it was pretty obvious that this is a documentary
@erikhermansen3431 Жыл бұрын
Otherwise..... (guess you were wrong)
@martinfiedler4317 Жыл бұрын
You really think, actual pitch meetings in Hollywood are on that orbital level of intellect???
@Luminaria999 8 ай бұрын
He said in a pitch meeting revisited episode that he has been contacted by writers who say his videos quite accurate to actual studio notes given alot of the times
@jamesmitchell6925 Жыл бұрын
Today for breakfast I had Dr Greger’s recipe for oatmeal he calls “BROL” which is whole (intact) grain black barley, rye, oat groats, and lentils (B.R.O.L.). I use beluga black lentils and soak the grains overnight. I also add pseudo grains like quinoa, sorghum, millet, pumpkin seeds, flaxseed meal, blueberries (from frozen), cranberries, baking cocoa, black strapped molasses, Ceylon cinnamon, nutmeg, allspice, ground cloves, and amla powder (Indian gooseberry). A large spoonful of natto, sprinkle some hempseeds on it with freshly ground black cumin seed (nigella sativa) and voila! High fiber, nutritious, delicious, and not as time consuming as you might think. I boiled the grains for about 30 minutes, rinsed & added the lentils. Cooked for another 10, stirred in everything else. Plus the time I save with my lightning-fast bowel movements makes up for it. I tell you, when it takes longer to pee than it does to poo, you KNOW you’re getting enough fiber!
@pam1927 9 ай бұрын
I wrote a screen play a few weeks ago with Snoop dog as the hero. Laughed my ass off and was in complete awe of his acting ability. My movie was a science fiction B movie you would see on the scifi channel, like Sharknado. I even wrote a few of the cast in for cameos. There are lots of cameos and funny scenes in the midst of screaming, running and fighting. I cant give anymore away. You have to read the screenplay. Lol. Seriously though I thought you were in my head when I saw the movie and I laughed my ass off.
@crofoegbu6535 Жыл бұрын
Producer Ryan has gone through a ton of character development over the past couple of years. I'm so proud of him 😊
@Zeblinz Жыл бұрын
Character development is tight!
@mrlofi333 Жыл бұрын
It was easy… barely an ..
@AdamFunk Жыл бұрын
But he's still out to buy Canada. 😰
@plasmaoctopus1728 Жыл бұрын
@@AdamFunk I mean that's still a development of sorts, just probably not a good one lol.
@thelaxinlonghorn Жыл бұрын
Funny I was thinking about Writer guy’s development haha
@jayp.7042 Жыл бұрын
I genuinely don't watch movies anymore. I just wait for the pitch meeting, laugh at it and move on with my life. It makes things 'super easy, barely an inconvenience.'
@DG-mk7kd Жыл бұрын
I got through about 10 minutes of this one. I don't think I missed anything.
@angelorasmijn7306 Жыл бұрын
Haha, just wanted to write that as a comment! 😃
@andershall6774 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I started looking at Jurasic park Dominion, but I felt so bored because 1, it sucked 2, I already knew it sucked from youtube. So it takes away the magic a little bit, but I don't have to waste my precious time atleast.
@zeroblade6599 Жыл бұрын
I watch the movies and make a mental note of plotholes and oddities, then I watch the pitch meeting to see how many I got right 😊
@vormina9808 Жыл бұрын
This sounds like a 90's Cinemax late night D-movie, even the highlight clips looked ridiculous. Can't wait for Critical Drinker to review it.
@glenneric1 Жыл бұрын
I only watched 20 minutes of the movie so thanks for summing things up.
@haytijr5823 Жыл бұрын
"No poopoo, just peepee"😄
@thomasmorrissey2788 Жыл бұрын
"Bring that pee-pee joke back in here!" "That's an actual line"/"And I'm signing off on it" Two in quick succession--almost had my own pee-pee joke there.
@brucewillis542 Жыл бұрын
I needed to poo poo just before I saw this video posted, so I decided to watch it immediately and try to hold on...let's just say it was a big mistake, but I regret nothing.
@coolnerdlll6053 Жыл бұрын
"You f**king lied to me?" That's in the new top five Pitch Meeting moments for sure.
@SvaroAsano Жыл бұрын
Lul
@SvaroAsano Жыл бұрын
@Thanks 🅥 yay a bot
@steprockmedia Жыл бұрын
@@SvaroAsano Bot comments are NOT tight.
@whynot1742 Жыл бұрын
He said lied not lying
@DailyBasicG Жыл бұрын
Poo poo peepee made me laugh out louder than usual tho, that's the runner up.
@michaelsegerstrom4493 Жыл бұрын
You Crack my up pitching some of my favorite movies and shows! Thank you.
@papertowelthe6th105 Жыл бұрын
2:34 "No poo-poo, just pee-pee, oke" I love how this is phrased xD
@DutchDread Жыл бұрын
"And I'm signing off on it" with a big smile has to be my favorite new line in this pitch meeting, go ahead and make that a running one XD
@esssiiiiiii5830 Жыл бұрын
- "There is a big bad guy in the movie. Her name is Audrey" - "What's her deal? Why is she evil?" - "She is work in real estate" - "Thats pretty evil" Very true
@yourstateofsoul Жыл бұрын
Not as evil as grammarians who like to rub the grammar-illiterate's noses in it!
@DownTheHill3 Жыл бұрын
YEP, my wife of 18 yrs became a Realtor 2 yrs ago...she just divorced me...COOL!
@LetThatStuffGo Жыл бұрын
She has a vampire buried in concrete cement in an pre built home. That is pretty evil. 😂
@sigifrith30 Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, but I must take issue with the suggestion that Phil Dumphey is evil.
@Rar830 Жыл бұрын
@@DownTheHill3 Getting divorced by Realtors is tight maybe?
@osheridan Жыл бұрын
I ate toast at 11AM, pretty late for breakfast but it was a decent toast.
@ArcNine9Angel Жыл бұрын
"Ooooh the flexible undead are TIGHT!" "No, you see that's the point, they're not. They're not tight at all. That's how they're so bendy." "Ah, gotcha!" :D
@sumterlb Жыл бұрын
"He can take what he needs from the pawn shop and solve his money problems" Facts!
@thetayterminator1436 Жыл бұрын
Hell naw he left all those teeth Sitting there!!! That shit left an itch on my brain for the rest of the movie.
@joe-edward Жыл бұрын
hey, shut up
@BarnYardRooster Жыл бұрын
To be fair he was with a guy trying to write him up for code violations
@7ebr830 Жыл бұрын
Hey, shut up.
@jim2lane Жыл бұрын
"Hey shutup" 😉😉
@shant-o Жыл бұрын
03:38 These "Hey! Shut Up"s get more brutal each episode 😂😂
@garyshaw7826 Жыл бұрын
Your pitch meetings are great, but would really love to see some older school film classics done. I rewatched Grease the other day and that is full of gold
@vice.nor.virtue Жыл бұрын
Yeah I think that could make a good pitch meeting. Between everyone in the cast being 28 and K'nicky making casual rape references in the the Grease Lightening song, I think there's a lot to work with
@skwest 4 ай бұрын
Weird, not only did I miss hearing about this film, I didn't even know there was a Pitch Meeting for it till I just stumbled upon it.
@adamwebb8114 Жыл бұрын
The "can't relate because I'm rich" line is exactly why almost all entertainment is senseless and practically unrelatable
@nicecube2798 Жыл бұрын
Exactly like maybe they can't afford the school and the braces because they live in such an expensive home
@jonfreeman9682 Жыл бұрын
It's all mindless fun but no the world relatable and movies don't go in the same sentence. ☝️
@oldoldoldoldold Жыл бұрын
when you cut public arts funding, only independently wealthy people are going to be making art. Also what is up with the low key union-bashing in the movie
@simonsalgueiro6217 Жыл бұрын
All the edgy boys
@rangopistacho6928 11 ай бұрын
hollywood films are atrocious at being original, relatable or are able to just write a good decent story overall, they probably make these films just to flex the fact they are richer and better then everyone else while actual creative people are rarely given a chance to shine
@bigboymax07 Жыл бұрын
Since Better Call Saul ended, i think Ryan could make a hilarious and accurate Pitch Meeting for it. Hope to see it soon
@TheElbowMerchant Жыл бұрын
I second this.
@terminator3sucked74 Жыл бұрын
Well if he hasn’t seen it than it would probably take him a while to binge it all
@sawanth1018 Жыл бұрын
@Thanks 🅥 bot
@rahulmenon9530 Жыл бұрын
Yup
@alex.g7317 Жыл бұрын
LET HIM DO SLIPPIN' JIMMY!
@jw-py9nw Жыл бұрын
This video is how I first heard about this movie, and I immediately thought about the book "Bud, Not Buddy". I hadn't thought about it in years until this video, and I appreciate the trip down memory lane.
@schubertludwig 7 ай бұрын
I did! Fried veggies with boiled potatoes. Bit unusual for breakfast, but I got up late, so it was a kind of lunch as my first meal situation. Also my mum had already prepared the potatoes, so that made it an easy choice.
@BurtKurtouten 6 ай бұрын
But did you "fry" what veggies? And with what oil?
@nicks1451 Жыл бұрын
Ryan can convey a complex variety of satirical attitudes just by saying the word “Good”. Now that is true talent.
@lostsoldier212 Жыл бұрын
Makes you say "Wow, wow, wow, wow...wow."
@hoseynnemati9078 Жыл бұрын
I honestly enjoy a pitch meeting more than the movie its self. Thank you so much Ryan George. U bring a happy smile on my face.
@cloud5buster Жыл бұрын
Me too. Pitch meetings have saved me a lot of time and money.
@theinnerlight8016 Жыл бұрын
Same. Shows how bad modern movies are. From the 60s to the 80s one big great hit after another came around and for the past 20 years Hollywood has been attempting to cash in on original ideas from those years. Like Star Trek, Star Wars, LotR, Marvel Comics, DC... No original new ideas, just playing it "safe", doesn't look good for our culture.
@jameshill4589 Жыл бұрын
@@cloud5buster So you like to screw yourself out of seeing some all-time classics?
@jameshill4589 Жыл бұрын
@@theinnerlight8016 You have no idea what you are talking about
@ManSeekingMeaning Жыл бұрын
@@theinnerlight8016 I have no idea why you lumped The Lord of the Rings films in with that bunch. The rest are still popular film franchises with decreasing quality, sure. But That awe inspiring and groundbreaking trilogy came out 20 years ago and still hasn’t been topped.
@xanderthekid Жыл бұрын
Hey there, Pal! I’m here in your comments section to tell you about my breakfast. So in the mornings when I’m feeling hungry sometimes I like to make myself some oatmeal. Now, when I make my oatmeal, I don’t use any sugar. I actually just put all kinds of dry fruit in there instead. Raisins, cranberries, dates, apricots... And so when I cook them with the water, a little bit of the dried fruits just dissolves and becomes the oatmeal. Ya know? Yeah, so it’s super tasty and it’s my favorite thing to eat in the breakfast time. Oh, and you know how nuts are full of good oils and stuff? Yeah, I put a lot of those in there too. Yeah, nuts are tight! And I mean all kinds of nuts too. Walnuts, almonds, pecans, macadamia nuts… but not peanuts. Peanuts are legumes. Also they might kill me because I’m allergic.
@dennisdezarn5895 2 ай бұрын
Wow! Wow wow wow! 😊
@princepscivitatis4083 Жыл бұрын
"We're gonna meet this guy Bud. And he's working as a pool cleaner." "Oh, nice!" "Except he's not a pool cleaner." "...You fucking lied to me?!" Lost my shit before the 00:25 mark.
@VoidZeroNothing Жыл бұрын
@@EEEEEEEE The pure elegance and grace radiating off of this comment... It's amazing. I will never find anything as beautiful as this comment. Truly, you are a very wise E. I will hold this dear to my heart for the rest of my life. Thank you. E
@kaychallis6411 Жыл бұрын
@@EEEEEEEE All Hail E The Wise!
@rahulmitra3301 Жыл бұрын
@@EEEEEEEE E
@Steve_Kassiotis Жыл бұрын
@@EEEEEEEE Ě
@thebenforever Жыл бұрын
"You f--king lied to me" caught me so off guard. Shaving while watching Pitch Meetings is a dangerous combination.
@Ginfeldi Жыл бұрын
My roomate died from watching pitch meeting
@bcouce Жыл бұрын
@@Ginfeldi I know, it was super easy, barely an inconvenience
@andrewrutherford5005 11 ай бұрын
He did seem super upset when he said that. Like it was gonna be the end of pitch meeting lol.
@kyleanderson1435 10 ай бұрын
Shaving while reading the comment section of pitch meetings isn't safe either
@thebenforever 10 ай бұрын
@@kyleanderson1435 agreed. Risky business that.
@Gretchaninov Жыл бұрын
I just lost my shit at 2:51. I HATE when movies set things up only to go absolutely nowhere.
@dirtydan2695 Жыл бұрын
The use of hey shut up is a great addition.
@nopunksalive8902 Жыл бұрын
"That seems to be what I've written here 🤷♂️ " Lines like that make it super easy, barely an inconvenience to say Ryan is a pretty dang stinkin funny comedy genius.
@lovecheba7668 Жыл бұрын
"You fucking lied to me" Didn't see that coming at all and i laughed so hard i had to restart the pitch meeting lol.
@earlsmith7428 Жыл бұрын
That might be Ryan's newest gag he can build upon.
@spongebobsquarepants2981 Жыл бұрын
Ok
@michelleplombe7019 Жыл бұрын
@@spongebobsquarepants2981 Dokee
@junkonatsumizaka5149 Жыл бұрын
"No one can stop you from doing that." 😂Love that. I had three figs, an Alpine strawberry yogurt bar, and a small bowl of cereal (Cinnamon Toasters) for breakfast~ 🎶 NOTHIN'S GONNA STOP US NOOOOOOOOW! 🎶
@LilMac0025 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for saving me an hour and 45 minutes of my life. After that first fight scene I was like “wtf movie is this” and immediately came to see if there is a “Pitch Meeting” for it…. REDEEMED! I can move on with my day and go find something actually worthwhile to watch.
@delfin7461 Жыл бұрын
I love how "oh shut up" has become standard. But how Ryan says "wow" always slays me
@larrylutz6825 Жыл бұрын
Oh wow wow wow……………….wow.
@jamesfromthecomputer Жыл бұрын
It’s heyshutup
@kenlieck7756 Жыл бұрын
@@larrylutz6825 I like how there have been longer and longer strings of wows, but obviously that has limits which I suspect have almost been reached already…
@delfin7461 Жыл бұрын
@@jamesfromthecomputer thank you for the correction!!! I would never want to misquote Ryan -- he's simply brilliant.
@elvaringimundarson1848 Жыл бұрын
When watching this movie I was thinking “who is buying these teeth and why are they valuable”. Also “are vampire teeth a publicly traded commodity”. Ryan gave that more thought than the screenwriters apperently.
@TheSquareheadgamer Жыл бұрын
The fact the Union buys teeth makes sense. They want to encourage people to kill vampires, the older and stronger the better. Why there is a grey market god knows....
@mbrusyda9437 Жыл бұрын
Perhaps as proof of subjugation from someone who want them killed?
@Texelion3Dprints Жыл бұрын
I'd bet on Predators, they buy them to make necklaces and shit.
@gamecokben Жыл бұрын
The fact that you watched this means you're why we can't have good things
@dadrising6464 Жыл бұрын
to be fair, there have been times when people got paid for rat-tails n stuff. Could be the same type of pest-controll-fee. not gonna make it a better movoe though
@SoledadTroia1976 Жыл бұрын
The writing down exposition is heaven!
@ProjectPaladin Жыл бұрын
I know the song they're referencing: "California!... is nice to the Homeless... Californyanya... super nice to the Homeless...". Very cool song with a great message.
@gumbyno5808 Жыл бұрын
Crazy how screenwriter guy let a line like "The flexible Undead are tight" pass
@jonnnnniej Жыл бұрын
Right?! Words I never imagined to hear in one sentence haha
@dylanortiz932 Жыл бұрын
Confidently saying, “And I’m signing off on that!” Needs to be a regular occurance in these lmao
@endanarchy Жыл бұрын
"Heyshutup" gets me every time
@DSilver93 Жыл бұрын
No Poopoo, just Peepee 🤣 That's my answer when my girlfriend ask me what I did in the bathroom 😅
@JavierZavaletaVirasoro Жыл бұрын
The less interested I'm in a movie, the more interested I'm in its pitch meeting. But the more interested I'm in a movie, the even more so interested I am in its pitch meeting! The only difference I guess is that if I want to watch a movie, then I have to hold watching its pitch meeting leading sometimes to withdrawal syndrome.
@senseitheproducer Жыл бұрын
3:25 „real estate, sunscreen and revenge“ sounds like a romantic comedy by Netflix
@okaberintarou5203 Жыл бұрын
"Oh I guess where gonna start the movie with the song California Love" Me: Plays California Love
@ComicBookGuy420 Жыл бұрын
"You f*cking lied to me" 😂😂😂
@somegreybloke Жыл бұрын
I want to thank Ryan for saving me all the time that I would otherwise have spent watching the first twenty minuteses of so many really bad movies.
@scottslotterbeck3796 Жыл бұрын
This one looks...really bad. Mystery Science Theater 3000 bad.
@gariwald4946 Жыл бұрын
@@scottslotterbeck3796 It’s actually an enjoyable movie with really good clear action scenes without shaky cams or quick cuts, some great characters and sfx ! It’s extremely silly but completely assumed. Last 15 minutes are a bit weak though !
@bokangreacts843 Жыл бұрын
Lol i actually enjoyed it its not a serious movie and it has some great gory action scenes
@OscarMartinez-jd8gd Жыл бұрын
It’s a good, cheesy horror comedy and I still enjoyed watching it. Obviously its doesn’t make sense it you think about it but not every movie needs to have you think
@kennethnwebb Жыл бұрын
I started and stopped
@GCT1990 Жыл бұрын
Lol at 0:22 the look on his face... His character was so hurt, conflicted and upset that buddy just lied to him was amazing. Grating acting
@eddyviews1427 Жыл бұрын
When you learn there was no toy in your cereal the mascot promised you 0:23
@booshmcfadden7638 Жыл бұрын
"No poo poo, jus pee pee, ok." 🤣
@hoid9407 Жыл бұрын
Ryan, you provide a very valuable service- subtly indicating whether you're mocking a movie because you'll mock anything vs. mocking it because it's terrible. Really helps with the movie watching decisions.
@Rar830 Жыл бұрын
True
@MyBiPolarBearMax Жыл бұрын
Pitch meetings for good movies are fun, but pitch meetings for *bad* movies are sublime.
@florancealexander5837 Жыл бұрын
I have this habit of always watching the pitch meetings as soon as they premiere. Even if I was hiding from spoilers and really looking forward to a movie😅
@Dargonhuman Жыл бұрын
So far, I've only skipped two Pitch Meetings until after watching the movies, Spider-Man No Way Home and Sonic 2. Otherwise, yea, same.
@mnsnerd Жыл бұрын
When I see a Pitch Meeting for a movie I never heard of, after I see the video I'm 'Yep, that's why I never heard of this!'
@robertodell9193 Жыл бұрын
This reminds me of a movie I saw back in 1998. Wesley Snipes was in it. I just can't remember the name of it.
@erickamakeeaina1649 Жыл бұрын
As someone living in California, can confirm 'California Love' plays every day when we awaken as even we would forget what state it was otherwise
@JaxxonSparrow Жыл бұрын
Same with Alabama playing Sweet Home Alabama every day... thank you Lynard Skynard for never letting me forget what fucking state I live in... I feel your pain. 😫😫
@matthewwheeler469 Жыл бұрын
Does everything really cause cancer in California?
@raitchison Жыл бұрын
Kinda like Fortunate Son played on repeat for the entirety of the Vietnam War.
@malcolmcox18 Жыл бұрын
The line about the taking from the pawn shop to solve his problems 😂😂
@itsd0nk Жыл бұрын
The “Gyoood!” And the “and I’M signing off on it! 👍” were my two absolute favorite lines ever from Producer Guy now.
@skyradtvcomics4981 Жыл бұрын
Always good!!
@marekdyer4404 Жыл бұрын
Watching a Pitch meeting for a movie you have Never heard about is tight!!!
@dashx1103 Жыл бұрын
Wow, wow, wow, wow, .. wow.
@boyankovachev7982 Жыл бұрын
I love the new joke about how writer guy wrote this line and how producer guy signed on it. Ryan is more creative than most of Hollywood rn, honestly. One love ❤️
@ShooterMcgavin119 Жыл бұрын
Leftover bacon from Sunday brunch, rye toast and peanut butter, a couple orange slices, yogurt, and cup of coffee. I knew you couldn't stop me.
@dmitritobias 14 күн бұрын
starts with an "F", it's the thing that I'm obsessed with turning every single movie into: FAST AND FURIOUS!
@kateu.8439 Жыл бұрын
It killed me when he started writing stuff down 😂
@Stephen_The_Waxing_Lyricist Жыл бұрын
Getting notification of a new pitch meeting 8 seconds after release is TIGHT!
@connorcobb5122 Жыл бұрын
The bad guys(2022). Please do a pitch meeting for that.
@lhaynes81 11 ай бұрын
Had some Chilli oil fried eggs with red onions and sun-dried tomatoes on toast for breakfast today 😋 👌
@Kat-gp6gj Жыл бұрын
I like that the executive guy had a little more agency at the end. Usually it's just the screenwriter calling the shots.
@LeandroDelPrete Жыл бұрын
I seriously watched this whole movie thinking about how Ryan would dismantle it in the funniest way possible. This Pitch Meeting was TIGHT!!!
@gamecokben Жыл бұрын
Stop watching bad movies and we'll stop getting bad movies
@LeandroDelPrete Жыл бұрын
@@gamecokben I didn't know it was bad until I had watched it.
@erinmiller1433 Жыл бұрын
@@LeandroDelPrete But you must have realized it before the movie was over, right?
@earthbind83 Жыл бұрын
@@LeandroDelPrete Okay that's a fair point.
@LeandroDelPrete Жыл бұрын
@@erinmiller1433 I did, but by then it was already too late. I had been absorbed by the southern/eastern/spider/juvenile/vampire/zombie cinematic universe and even hoped for a neverending franchise.
@Wis_Dom Жыл бұрын
With the all detailed exposition never resulting in a payoff, I was thinking to myself: *_"If this movie is set up to be a series, then it's very good!"_* *_"If it's suppose to be a one-shot, then it is pretty stupid!"_*
@michaelyasenchok8011 11 ай бұрын
"That seems to be what I've written here, I don't know what to tell you" 🤣😂😅
@Bamazon1990 Жыл бұрын
Lol awesome. My favorite part was when Audrey was so so careful at the end not to kill the protagonist or his family despite 1838748399392928373 chances :D
@alexandru_matei Жыл бұрын
How about the kick she gave him to the head at the end of the movie that throws him 10 meters away? How can a human being survive that? 😂
@Bamazon1990 Жыл бұрын
@@alexandru_matei I know, but hey we can't just blame all that on this movie. That is par for the course for most vampires (especially sultry female vampires, who are so suicidal they NEVER deviate from the pattern: capture hero, mock hero, threaten hero, be VERY CAREFUL to never damage hero, until OOPS killed by hero).
@LastBastian Жыл бұрын
Also, why did they establish that a lowly new vamp can get his head cut off and still be perfectly fine. Yet super uber elder vamp lady dies from the same thing??
@Bamazon1990 Жыл бұрын
@@LastBastian well to be be fair we don't know if for sure she's dead. but yeah, I mean it was a silly movie. some of the buddy cop stuff was funny but the underlying plot was too stupid
@SuperFlawless2010 Жыл бұрын
@@alexandru_matei The Badass brothers literally tore vamps heads by kicking them off in an hive fighting scene and they aren't superpowered LMAO.
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