Daz Watches Worst Staff Training Videos

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@summerbb376 9 ай бұрын

Chris seems like the type of guy to lure kids into a van with a tin of baked beans

@Cruddy129 9 ай бұрын

Baked beans does jack to attract kids, gets some sweets instead (Hope you get that i dont do that, just assuming sweets and chocolate is more for kids than baked beans)

@Jynxxx5 9 ай бұрын

⁠@@Cruddy129bold of you to assume people would assume you do that???

@mynameisinigomontoya8179 9 ай бұрын

@@Cruddy129guilty conscience eh?

@the_hollow_goblin7975 9 ай бұрын

It's natural selection if they're lured by beans

@MohammedWentBoom 9 ай бұрын

@@the_hollow_goblin7975I would probably get into a van for a chicken sandwhich sooooo...

@Negsmie 9 ай бұрын

This is 11 minutes of Daz being Chris' therapist and parole officer 😂

@sonniesiekbert5694 9 ай бұрын

Lol😂

@pagangamer87 9 ай бұрын

😂

@FurryProtogen- 9 ай бұрын

I hope everyone lives the most painless peaceful and longest life possible ;3

@Lord_Crimson 9 ай бұрын

17 minutes and 52 seconds actually.

@IAmNumberOne1 9 ай бұрын

@@Lord_Crimson🤓

@anhisawesome2093 9 ай бұрын

“let’s rub our fat 🐓 together” HAS ME ROLLINGGGG

@user-hu1 9 ай бұрын

😂

@isabellemcgeachie663 12 күн бұрын

LITERALLYYY who the fuck would say this shit 🤣🤣 I can’t

@Scruffytuba 9 ай бұрын

I cannot begin to describe how un-ready my wife and I were for the sexual harrasment one about the fat c**k lmao We both laugh/cried while scrambling to turn off the video because our 3 year old was in the room with us 😂

@Les-OZZYTHEOSCAR 9 ай бұрын

I don't think any of us were ready for that !😄

@aleejjj 9 ай бұрын

With oil Lots of oil

@itz_kale7791 9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Les-OZZYTHEOSCAR 9 ай бұрын

Just imagine eh 😂@@itz_kale7791

@brianadrouin 9 ай бұрын

At that age they'll randomly repeat it in public lmao

@redshogun2643 9 ай бұрын

Daz: gets hired for security Criminal: steals stuff Daz: LINDA get him

@hannahadams9003 9 ай бұрын

yes🤣🤣🤣

@jspooner31291 9 ай бұрын

Hahahahahah love it

@iiluvsam 9 ай бұрын

HELPP FRR😭

@halfknight2310 Ай бұрын

crimnal: "who's linda? your nanny?" linda: a 10 foot tall slender, ghost like figure with long black claws, blood red eyes, inky hair that seems to float, elongated and mishapped limbs, just comes out of the darkness. (I don't know why. but I like to imagine linda is just some weird ghost demon entity who follows daz round. and he just got so used to it he made her his assistant)

@mandawins02 9 ай бұрын

the verbal harassment section caught me so off guard, i was laughing so hard i starting seeing stars jesus 😂

@lordharry5994 9 ай бұрын

SAME LMAO

@mayvujovic1548 9 ай бұрын

SAME 😭

@user-vg2zn4jy2j 9 ай бұрын

Same

@esme3341 9 ай бұрын

SAMEEE

@mochaxx6482 9 ай бұрын

omg same ahaha

@that_1_guy975 9 ай бұрын

In the “verbal harassment” part not only was i not prepared, but the fact that the guy responds as casually confused as if the guy were asking if it was him who had the burritos in the break room fridge, seriously got me!

@user-ys9pj1lm3d 2 ай бұрын

wha..

@dominicferrini 9 ай бұрын

The “verbal harassment” part had me laughing to the point of TEARS 🤣

@james_byrne1129 9 ай бұрын

I always loves when daz does his “SIDE RANTS”

@philosophy_bot4171 9 ай бұрын

Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it" ~ Nietzsche

@saramarie424 8 ай бұрын

Probably my favorite part of his videos tbh

@SoulLikesToGame 9 ай бұрын

If this series could last the next 30 years, I would be the happiest man ever.

@Phenix_transboi 9 ай бұрын

You and me both

@milliesmith646 9 ай бұрын

Sames!! ❤

@wendirose509 9 ай бұрын

Me too😊

@solas2466 9 ай бұрын

That sounded weird

@GodofPookies 9 ай бұрын

Ong💀

@Salems_Mommy 9 ай бұрын

13:22 “word around the office is you got a fat c*ck.” I died laughing just like daz did. That just came outta nowhere. 🤣

@lanachristopher6677 5 ай бұрын

I was in my University’s library when I heard that… I rewinded back 3 times to make sure I heard the video correctly

@Salems_Mommy 5 ай бұрын

@@lanachristopher6677 I’ve rewatched this and his reaction to baby chiropractor several times and still lmao every time.

@tulsitime5016 9 ай бұрын

Shelley looks EXTREMELY conerned about the fact that chris knows how long it takes for a child to freeze/suffocate in a walk in freezer.

@freddied4848 9 ай бұрын

As soon as Daz posts a video the kettle goes on straight away 😏

@Lord_Crimson 9 ай бұрын

The goat actually liked your comment. Be proud.

@SoupGuyy 9 ай бұрын

@@Lord_CrimsonDaz community is just great and he’s the actual only KZfaqr that makes me excited and happy when he uploads!

@Lovinia1 9 ай бұрын

Time for a tea parteeeeeeee!

@viperlinox 9 ай бұрын

add a couple of biscuits and its perfect 🤤

@Josh-Wolfer 9 ай бұрын

"you slid up behind her like she's a dm" got me rolling 🤣

@RyanReynolds. 3 ай бұрын

What is ur profile name

@Salems_Mommy 9 ай бұрын

5:08 “who’s cooking paint thinner in the microwave?” I literally asked myself the same question as soon as I heard them say there was paint thinner in the microwave. Having worked retail and fast food, I have seen my fair share of dumb shit in training videos and dumb training videos in general, but this takes the cake.

@2psycho888 3 ай бұрын

"THAT'S A SUICIDE SANDWICH" 😂

@alexlavoie4174 3 күн бұрын

One of my coworkers found a bagged live lobster in with the lettuce before, someone also recently found a deli cup from February buried under the creates we use in the deep fridges to prop up small items so we don’t have to put as much in the fridges

@Hello-pb9by 7 ай бұрын

The verbal harassment one with the two guys and the two girls caught me so off guard 💀

@TaylorMae06 9 ай бұрын

You know it’s gonna be good when Daz says, “ Side rant” 😂

@kayleedavis7809 9 ай бұрын

This deserves a comment. Actually made me bust out laughing at 4 am.

@Nathan-uk3wh 9 ай бұрын

Nothing like a good old daz watches

@thedastone1939 9 ай бұрын

Amen brother

@Vivi379 9 ай бұрын

Right back at ya there ❤

@rvn0127 9 ай бұрын

DEADASSSSS

@StephanieLJ 8 ай бұрын

I'm dying at 12:14, Daz the fact that you got SO defensive for that girl when the guy says "dress sexier at work", I can't even right now 😂😂😂😂

@Jorja_47 9 ай бұрын

14:39 THIS IS WAY TO FUNNY

@MasterRender-be3oi 9 ай бұрын

The way daz looked at the camera after paint thinner was in the microwave got me dying 😂

@gifflebunk7272 9 ай бұрын

I made the mistake of having a toothbrush in my mouth at that moment, was not a pretty sight let me tell you that much

@wee_man199_curling 9 ай бұрын

In the me-cro-wavay hahaha

@seanmkinch 7 ай бұрын

OMG almost had a spit take when she pulled the paint thinner out! 😂

@JustAnotherLuke94 9 ай бұрын

@13:21 caught me SO... SO off guard 😂😂😂 I Haven't panicked for air from laughing in so long 🤣🤣👏👏👏

@ElGuerreroMaya 9 ай бұрын

I just WASN'T expecting that AT ALL! 😂😂😂

@Tristan1886 9 ай бұрын

13:21 caught me off guard to but 13:57 had me laugh so hard 😂

@JustAnotherLuke94 9 ай бұрын

@@Tristan1886bro I was already wheezing by then.. that happened and I ranked up to silent laughing followed by looking for oxygen

@mooshtape4540 9 ай бұрын

It's defo my favourite bit of the video, it's so hard not to laugh at that

@angieverde577 9 ай бұрын

I was looking for this comment lmaooo

@ICanHatStickman 9 ай бұрын

8:02 the shock on her face when she heard this. Chris Hemsworth might not even make it through the training

@user-sx3gr1bz6o 9 ай бұрын

“It blew up, that nearly killed my sister”💀💀 2:46

@alexander_yoko 9 ай бұрын

I feel the same about those unnecessary job interview questions. Like "Why do you want to work here?", "Why did you choose us?" My man, you know. People are there for money.

@tricksterun5369 9 ай бұрын

"Why do you want to work here?" "I've always been passionate about being able to buy food."

@thesecondguywhoknowsthings7154 9 ай бұрын

I've told them I'm here to be paid to every employer I've ever had I have got each and every job because there like your honest and I'm like for stupid questions I feel like I'm blunt more than. Honest

@bensonmade8761 9 ай бұрын

I realised recently the proper phrasing is “who told you about this job?” If one of their parents did, or even filled out the application, then you know they can’t work independently. Another good one is “what’s the longest amount of time you’ve committed to a project/job” then you can expect the same level of commitment to your job. Some interviews I have had are so generic the interviewer had clearly forgotten to question how they employer was going to get people to complete the work they are asking for.

@jackaboyawesome6624 9 ай бұрын

“GET THAT BABY FROM CHRIS” Chris needs to be checked out, that guy ain’t right 😂

@elijahgarcia2493 9 ай бұрын

14:59:everyone wants to be JESUS CHRIST!!

@pianoragslad2316 9 ай бұрын

13:50 this is just when men try to talk dirty and fail

@mjshady313 9 ай бұрын

Imagine if Daz was watching these in the offices for these companies and all you can hear out of the back is him dying laughing 😂😂

@angelindisguise1987 9 ай бұрын

😂😂 I thought Chris was gonna put the baby in the fridge then walk away with that creepy ass smile.

@emmie6804 7 ай бұрын

“SOMEONE GET THAT BABY FROM CHRIS” 😂😂😂😂 I love you dazz

@SqueakyMcDufflesonBros 9 ай бұрын

08:57 I wonder where that baby went maybe "THE STAFF ROOM FREEZER".

@BL-KPOP-KDRAMA 9 ай бұрын

12:42 BOOM BILL💪boom bill👊boom✋️boom bill..........BOOM!🤛......Done🫷 😂😂😂😂😂

@ThatGirlThatDraws Ай бұрын

Perfect 😂 👍🏻

@adrianhanekom7603 9 ай бұрын

14:05 is that famous daz laugh 😂

@Film0Graphic 9 ай бұрын

17:27 I'm immature too, I work freight at a store, often I'm there from like 9pm-9am. One time I was on the Beauty/Shampoo aisle with a bunch of my co-workers including my manager. He was having trouble trying to figure out where the face mask stuff went. I pointed it out to him and he looked up above the section it went on, which had said Beauty or body-wash or something like that. He continued to go on to say "why doesn't this say facial or something, make it so much easier to find". I, and a few other co-workers, started giggling. I chimed in after a bit and said "because then you'd have immature people like myself sitting there laughing for like 10 minutes". Everyone in the aisle started laughing out loud 😂

@pianoragslad2316 9 ай бұрын

8:20 Not with Chris working there

@Swiss_Ghouleh 9 ай бұрын

They show us these safety videos every month at my job. I try my hardest not to laugh. Doesn't work 😂😂 they're so ridiculous

@Tristan1886 9 ай бұрын

13:21 I can't this had me laughing so hard 😂

@crounszen3753 9 ай бұрын

At 13:06 me and daz both made the same face hahaha

@Kampstir 9 ай бұрын

16:13 I thought you were gonna grab some scissors 😂

@silverwolf8128 9 ай бұрын

I started crying at the verbal harassment 😂😂😂

@ashleywilliams5763 9 ай бұрын

I'm watching this in the break room at work and at 13:28 I couldn't hold in my laugh anymore 😭

@googieskookies791 9 ай бұрын

13:22 ABSOLUTELY FLOORED ME.......I did NOT expect him to just say that😭😭

@elizabethmcmahon161 9 ай бұрын

Oh my gosh, my husband had to watch that sexual harassment video for work several years ago. We died, still recite some of the lines to each other lol. Highly recommend watching that entire training video.

@Cherry-red_berry 9 ай бұрын

13:34 Never saw you so red before daz😂 In all honesty i probably was too

@punklandra 9 ай бұрын

“Cause you slid up behind her like she’s a dm” I can’t with this man 😂

@JoshuaSaunders-wb8qc 9 ай бұрын

16:08 me when I get 0% on a test

@My_babydaddy_isElmo 9 ай бұрын

16:37 has a point

@TheConfidentNoob 9 ай бұрын

Daz: Doing his normal outro Daz’s dad: Calls him Also Daz: That’s my dad, I’ve gotta go, HA! I died, that was so unexpected and hilarious😂

@realitytraveler6274 9 ай бұрын

“If you have ten or fewer employees, you may communicate your plan orally.” Daz: 🤨😏

@stripedrose3116 9 ай бұрын

oh my GOD! IActually outwardly BURST OUT LAUGHING WHEN CHRIS WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW LONG IT TAKES A TODDLER TO FREEZE AND DAZ''S FACE KILLED ME AHHHHHH XD XD PLEASE DO MORE OF JOB THINGS LIKE THIS PLEAAASSSSEEEE

@em-j312 9 ай бұрын

13:57 😂😂

@bandit5676 9 ай бұрын

Oh god I had to stop the video and cry. I have never been so not ready to hear someone say “heard you gotta fat cock” 😂😂😂 and you’re so right my husbands first reaction would’ve been 😏 yep. Lmfao

@Tristan1886 9 ай бұрын

That part had me in tears😂

@ninablack2516 9 ай бұрын

I wasn't ready for 13:20 either 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@bell-collector5772 7 ай бұрын

13:23 really caught me off guard.. bro that whole conversation kept getting worse 😂 and the “smells like fresh vagina in here” was too funny

@Rav_Laur 4 ай бұрын

😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

@valucttgt134 6 ай бұрын

15:56 turned into final destination 😂

@KieranHalfpenny 9 ай бұрын

"if chris was batman, gotham would have a lot of frozen babies" - I'M SCREAMING

@sophia.1 9 ай бұрын

I love when daz does his "SIDE RANTS" you always know when he says that it's going to be good

@patrickgilhuly06 6 ай бұрын

I swear to god, it’s like this training video was literally made with the sole purpose of giving Daz something to make fun of 😂

@fioresthrone Ай бұрын

13:22 That actor better have gotten his moneys worth with that line I was stunned there for a second I couldn’t process that even an actor would just say that so calmly😭🙏

@LeahMcGuire13 9 ай бұрын

6:16 get your grippers away mate 🙈

@Remy4300 9 ай бұрын

13:21 caught me off guard I'm crying 😂😂😂😂

@heartsfordays8620 8 ай бұрын

The way I lost it at the verbal harassment 😂 and the way Daz laughed made me laugh even more 😂

@Aussie_BoonieBabe 9 ай бұрын

I like how Daz was more worried that someone was making a paint thinner sandwich in the to off themselves. not the fact that it was a metal tin of paint thinner heating up in the microwave, which would spark and explode killing everyone but some how she got it safely out of the microwave with her hand and then he just puts it back in the box to sell.😂

@andytyler1378 9 ай бұрын

I'm literally crying with laughter after watching this. Thanks Daz. You made a shitty day better.

@RedTail94 9 ай бұрын

From 15:52 to 16:50 made me laugh so hard 😂 Keep up the great work Daz, you're awesome!❤

@MUFC1311 9 ай бұрын

10:27 (My brain thinking she’s gonna shoot him now 😂)

@thespectre01 9 ай бұрын

For real I was expecting target practice

@Chrismosis Ай бұрын

13:22 The way he said it was just way too casual, it's the same tone as "I hear it might rain later".

@sofieee1495 9 ай бұрын

daz is so funny. he makes me laugh no matter how sad/mad i am. the best youtuber ever❤️

@sonniesiekbert5694 9 ай бұрын

I agree ❤️

@aex_the_hurt 9 ай бұрын

13:22 just how nonchalantly he sead that

@Lamb_gt 9 ай бұрын

That movement tho (4:57)

@kaylalakey7627 5 ай бұрын

14:53 that's what the girls in my school say when they walk into the bathroom😂

@huzeeya 9 ай бұрын

At 7:40 daz reaction said it all 😂😂😂😂😂

@Baku_bro 9 ай бұрын

I was trying to eat my dinner but I couldn’t because I kept choking because of laughing so much 😆 Edit: 12:24 HER FACE

@themaxeffect9175 9 ай бұрын

5:15 you can put paint thinner in the microwave. You can put paint in the microwave to soften it up

@dilarax2347 9 ай бұрын

3:37 IM CRYINGWHAT HAHAHA

@Nobody76World 9 ай бұрын

Daz with the hard hitting questions 😂😂😂 6:05

@Mr.CreamCheese69 9 ай бұрын

Lmaoo idk why but @1:27 I thought he was gonna say "nice to meet you Shelly, but I'm a bit of a dipshit"

@oliviaoldfield-sf6co 9 ай бұрын

3:28 ME FR 😭😭😭

@ghostyfangz 9 ай бұрын

the amount of times ive had to rewatch past daz watches because ive run out of new ones to watch 😭

@carmenanrep8665 9 ай бұрын

15:10 this is a poster in my shop class now because of how many kids were being dumb in the shop

@Pleasestopnoguing 2 ай бұрын

The verbal harassment got me together, my throat hurts from laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂

@kayleedavis7809 9 ай бұрын

I live for Daz’s reactions 4:56 made me bust out laughing. “Why- wHy- wHY” i love it sm Edit: i add to this statement 7:33 is also hilarious

@sodafrisk 9 ай бұрын

5:30 THE MICROWAVE 💀

@GXTH1CLXSER 9 ай бұрын

7:19 That wasn't in the script Chris..

@autumnhazlett4788 Ай бұрын

I almost choked on my broccoli after the example for verbal harassment 😂😂😂😂😂

@queensweep5339 2 ай бұрын

'From now on this is how I am going to mow the grass...' Daz suits up like he's about to face the worst horde on a zombie apocalypse LOL!

@Trey_816 9 ай бұрын

When Daz posts, I'm pulling out my kettle and brewing some tea. Yes, I am an American.

@scarletautumn9826 9 ай бұрын

Daz always makes me so happy man.

@sonniesiekbert5694 9 ай бұрын

Always ❤️

@aljadelaldosari9236 9 ай бұрын

@-belue-6697 9 ай бұрын

Awwwww, that's sooo cute! 😊

@christinasohl 9 ай бұрын

13:22 I actually spit out my food from laughing 💀

@A_Birds_Nest 9 ай бұрын

6:10 they way he says rusty neeeils

@Abbiesgirlfriend 9 ай бұрын

I yet to watch this video but I just wanted to say before, thank you daz for everything. You’re saving lives just by smiling. Thank you🤍

@mills8 9 ай бұрын

This is the first time I’ve laughed out loud at the video Daz is watching rather than just laughing at Daz’s reactions

@ThatFireguy965 9 ай бұрын

2:00 omg yes I remember. Good days 😂

@user-bv2fb3dl4k 8 ай бұрын

"Chris..has a head injury" When I tell you I giggled so hard

@mochamilksubs 9 ай бұрын

If any person needs a video to know how to behave in the workplace like revision for an exam...oh no💀

@daughterofchatblanc 9 ай бұрын

10:19 Chris agrees with Daz apparently 😂😂

@ICanHatStickman 9 ай бұрын

This is the funniest daz watches ive ever watched, I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying.

@cristinemedeiros9081 9 ай бұрын

I saw the worker, they were so suspicious!😂😂 He was like, “They could suffocate or die” and then I saw her face her face like, ‘ side eye’😂😂

@pinkkitty5109 9 ай бұрын

7:33 Yep Chris is a Cycopath

@singlecell2498 9 ай бұрын

Psychopath*