DAZ WATCHES WORST TIKTOK SELF DEFENCE
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2 жыл бұрынHow's it going Dazzlers? Welcome BACK to Daz Games and we're back with another Daz Watches. In today's video we will be watching this person from TikTok that claims to offer great self defense advice. It is anything but, watch us as we critique the tips he gives the internet.
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@ShortHax 2 жыл бұрын
I can confirm this man’s tactics are effective. The Afterlife is pretty lit
@torch5788 2 жыл бұрын
Comment of the year
@thatperson1527 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it’s fun up there!
@killahroundz457 2 жыл бұрын
@@torch5788 Fuck that comment of the decade
@kendraunderhill3438 2 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@JW-zr4ju 2 жыл бұрын
@@killahroundz457 Century!
@lena-.. 2 жыл бұрын
daz: “well next time someone try’s to like steal my daughter” me: next time?💀
@em4.i 2 жыл бұрын
Glad someone else noticed it😭
@Tristan1886 2 жыл бұрын
Omg not this 😭😭
@jermo1470 2 жыл бұрын
Poor sara
@Vampriska 2 жыл бұрын
When he say that😭❓
@sophiebutterfly295 2 жыл бұрын
I thought that
@lr9376 2 жыл бұрын
8:20 Nailed it Daz. My father (a well respected pharmacist in our area) always told me as I was entering the job world that if I were ever in a hold up situation that the best option was to just give the robber the cash and play dumb until they left. He gave me this knowledge based on multiple unfortunate experiences in his career. A few years after he retired there was a hold up in a nearby pharmacy that he had worked in and the sole female pharmacist was taken hostage after she refused to give the robber the cash he demanded. Thankfully the poor woman got out of it unharmed, but that has always stuck with me. You can't reason with the crazy or the ones acting because they have no other option.
@aliezahjuarez1212 4 ай бұрын
Yeah that's why you call the cops if things go out of hand.
@lr9376 4 ай бұрын
@aliezahjuarez1212 A lot can happen in the time it takes the police to get there. You never know how long you'll be waiting for support. Don't play the hero when you're a petite unarmed civilian. Should be common sense.
@slmarae 2 жыл бұрын
3:14 “Daz, I love you - BOPPPP!” 😭👏🏽.
@arjunr2645 2 жыл бұрын
"You guys have a shotgun next to a toaster" As a non-American, I can confirm that this is an accurate depiction of what we think Americans are like.
@RedAces93 2 жыл бұрын
As an American, this is a gross misrepresentation of the people in our country…… we CLEARLY keep the shotguns next to the coffee pot! 😤
@crystalhenry5137 2 жыл бұрын
@@RedAces93 in the shower 😂
@fourearwolf3315 2 жыл бұрын
As an American, we usually keep our flamethrowers and other stuff right next to our fridge.
@IAmMrFrazier 2 жыл бұрын
Well, I don’t have one next to my toaster. My gun is a toaster!
@kayleecottle4988 2 жыл бұрын
Next to the toilet
@cheyenne5926 2 жыл бұрын
“My dog is a better fighter than you” becomes funnier when you realise daz has a Boston terrier😭
@sumaoncrack2251 2 жыл бұрын
151 likes no replies let me fix that
@cheyenne5926 2 жыл бұрын
@@sumaoncrack2251 thank you I feel fixed
@sumaoncrack2251 2 жыл бұрын
@@cheyenne5926 I'll fix you even more Now i tell you like this Im a warrior I like ya And i want ya Now we can do it the easy way Or we can do it the hard way The choice is yours what's it gonna be
@cheyenne5926 2 жыл бұрын
@@sumaoncrack2251 did…. did you just quote the booty warrior
@sumaoncrack2251 2 жыл бұрын
@@cheyenne5926 ( shit she caught on do something, NOW!! ) na- now i see you choosing the hard way
@aleshaa.x 2 жыл бұрын
I’m genuinely afraid for civilians in America, like I’m scared of the knife crime here in England (even in schools), but having literal guns is next level scary 😭😭
@maxinejohnson7695 2 жыл бұрын
As an American, can confirm it is terrifying over here. It's easier to get a firearm than it is to get antidepressants.
@paulzacherl460 2 жыл бұрын
@@maxinejohnson7695 I didn’t realize you needed a federal background check for antidepressants 😂
@gingerguinea-pigfromoneoft6394 Жыл бұрын
@@paulzacherl460 so a mental twat can get an AR-15 and any semi automatic machine gun but not anti depressants FUCK MEEE
@kaylafrary9741 Жыл бұрын
as an American i can confirm that is it way easier to get a fire arm then health care. everyone ik has 3-5 guns
@paulzacherl460 Жыл бұрын
@@kaylafrary9741 Yeah that’s so not true 😂
@caitlin277 2 жыл бұрын
12:15 "Swiper, no swiping!"
@xaviermcghee4927 2 жыл бұрын
If someone actually tried to steal from him: Thief: “gimme your wallet!” Him: looks at the invisible camera* “ok you see, in this situation, you have t-“ Also him: “Hey wait, why’d you hit me, not ye-“ Thief: *“I said give me your wallet!”* Him: “That’s not how you’re supposed to steal, you gotta hug me”
@MuffinFox9620 2 жыл бұрын
So true!!
@bradleyrobinson8095 2 жыл бұрын
Thief: " your givving me money either way so why should i do what you say" Him: "wait, your not the guy i hired from Tinder? Thief: "no, i am. you said you would pay me handsomely if i acted as a thief for your tik tok and lucky for you, i AM a thief" Him: "well here is your money, now go rob tat granny over there"
@goneuwowowow 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MuffinFox9620 2 жыл бұрын
@@bradleyrobinson8095 😝
@LB0206 2 жыл бұрын
"You gotta hug me" 😅
@theman5298 2 жыл бұрын
His logic is like teachers telling kids to just walk away when they're getting thrown off the sides of playgrounds n sh*t, it's genuinely comedic
@dogmuncher_69 2 жыл бұрын
@bocoy noiu yeah but they’re in the afterlife now so there’s nothing we can do
@firetrac3r07 Жыл бұрын
Ok but school wise it really isn't that hard. Almost got into a fight in middle school but I want to go for engineering and didn't want a suspension on my record so while the kid was punching and kicking me I just kept walking and eventually we got in view of a teacher while he tried to punch me. He got suspended for a week
@willbyersd6210 Жыл бұрын
@@firetrac3r07 it is in some schools
@Cthulhu4President Жыл бұрын
@@firetrac3r07 "Almost got into a fight in middle school but I want to go for engineering and didn't want a suspension on my record" No career position is going to care whatsoever if you were suspended in middle school. They aren't even going to look at your grades from middle school.
@aiisakat8534 Жыл бұрын
P😊
@PhantomMoondrop Жыл бұрын
The one about the person following you is actually true. You're supposed to make like 4 right turns and if they are still behind you, make your way to the nearest police station, calling them on the way and tell them the situation. DO NOT GO HOME.
@supernova8235 Жыл бұрын
"BOP BITCH!" got me so hard😂😂
@Rozenaut 2 жыл бұрын
The child abduction bit threw me for a loop. If someone came at me and my daughter in the street like that, there would not be a calm disarm of the grasp and a strong verbal reprimand. There would be teeth and nails like a rabid lioness.
@staceywalkerpoole 2 жыл бұрын
and maybe a case of missing person
@okdamn7050 2 жыл бұрын
@@staceywalkerpoole damn
@LebronShaqthe2nd 2 жыл бұрын
yeh and you would just get punched lmao nothing can save you once they are after you just accept your fate at that point especially if they do boxing or other martial arts with boxing your reaction time gets so quick the second they see you love they will upper cut your throat and stamp on you
@s1mplegaming632 2 жыл бұрын
The last child abduction can work but I mean just kick and swing your legs first before trying to break free
@howdy_rylee5934 2 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the blood curdling screaming 😀🤌🏻
@Kiwiipop 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is actually horrible, in an interview he said, “If Chris Kyle (American war hero that the movie American Sniper is based on) had taken one of my classes, he would still be alive.” Completely disrespected a decorated war veteran…it’s vile
@ashleighbaugh9839 2 жыл бұрын
That's the most repulsive thing I've heard in a while.. SN, I cry every single time I watch American Sniper.. especially at the end.
@biggestdazzlah5322 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly. What happened to him is terrible and he wouldn’t have been able to prevent it. He was betrayed and the guy walked free.
@bk5265 2 жыл бұрын
Bruv, Chris Kyle has seen more action in tactical warefare then this tiktok fraud has seen pu$$y.
@CreamyCraig 2 жыл бұрын
Lol that's pretty funny actually.
@biggestdazzlah5322 2 жыл бұрын
@@CreamyCraig what is
@mariaisabelgilrodriguez2512 Жыл бұрын
6:29 “if i was in the special forces the mission they'd give me is not to eat the crayolas they put infront of me” Marine corps: rahrahrah RAH RAHRAH (if you get this you are the best)
@xxxlil_voidxxx7096 Жыл бұрын
I get it
@thyrogoblin4805 Жыл бұрын
@Daz Games As some one who has trained different types of martial arts and has seen so much of this crap that is going to get ppl hurt I am so happy that you used your platform to both make a funny video, while also being serious enough to be real about the content. I am positive that this has very possibly helped keep someone from harm. Thank you!
@Remyatta 2 жыл бұрын
My heart goes out to those who tried these "self defense moves" when they really were in a bad situation, hope you made it out safe
@AbbyRussell4 2 жыл бұрын
👆
@meatball5336 2 жыл бұрын
I kicked a shoebox instead of my assailant and pooped my skinny jeans. He stole my wallet anyway.
@mickmack1904 2 жыл бұрын
I love your boyfriend's pfp
@sun1178 2 жыл бұрын
@Hanni Rahmi Hello, Miss. I am not interested.
@datt7398 2 жыл бұрын
They were all unavailable for comment.....
@lilithliar2056 2 жыл бұрын
I love how unimpressed Daz is with this guys crap. Glad Daz is back. Hope he feels better soon. :)
@ColossalReaperN7 2 жыл бұрын
Hi Froppy
@lilithliar2056 2 жыл бұрын
@@ColossalReaperN7 Henlo
@Niatheartist Жыл бұрын
“YOU WAITING FOR A CALL FROM YOU MOM?!”
@harrisonpatfield5091 2 жыл бұрын
4:49 where Daz just cracks up in laughter is brilliant cause its just the way Daz laughs thanx Daz keep up the awesome videos
@carlee.3764 2 жыл бұрын
this guy just makes everyone’s days better, he’s honestly my fav person, we love u Daz❤️
@chloehaywood136 2 жыл бұрын
yesss!!!
@VersatileDenzell 2 жыл бұрын
I couldn't say it any better
@kamipunx 2 жыл бұрын
That’s the spirit 😁
@carlee.3764 2 жыл бұрын
u don’t realise how loud I just screamed knowing he saw my comment.
@ily2m803 2 жыл бұрын
Yassss
@isla9892 2 жыл бұрын
Him: “make 3 right hand turns” Daz: “what if your on a motorway?” …SIPS STARBUCKS 💀
@pineappleparty1624 2 жыл бұрын
I guess that means highway? Still possible. He should have said roundabout. Everyone making the same turn so it's impossible to tell if they are following you. =]
@isla9892 2 жыл бұрын
True true roundabout would be funny just continue going round forever
@harrysmith1070 2 жыл бұрын
@@pineappleparty1624 No he means a motorway as in a motorway ? A highway is an undescriptive american term.
@pineappleparty1624 2 жыл бұрын
@@harrysmith1070 You pinged me to say "idk what a highway means".
@jadem9822 2 жыл бұрын
@@harrysmith1070 imagine not understanding that other countries have different words for the dame thing.
@scarletttaylor-yi7rb 3 ай бұрын
As someone who has been going to a martial art class on defence in the UK since I was 5 (10 years) the number one thing we get taught is if u get into a knife fight expect to get stabbed and if u get into a gun fight... Give up! 😂 don't fight if they have a weapon
@demon_sucking_me_off1790 2 жыл бұрын
15:20 that part made me piss myself. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂
@squareexpert227pl9 2 жыл бұрын
Him after an actual street fight: In the hospital: "How to disarm a doctor that is holding a scalpel"
@trashgalaxy 2 жыл бұрын
@Utahraptor this made me laugh way too hard 🤣
@daniellevaughn4598 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@asyakutlu7201 2 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate how Daz literally has Covid-19 and still makes us laugh and yells while his throat is hurting? He is an amazing guy and I wish him all the best!
@sashabrownisky1126 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly, this man is a god.
@Lucasisverycool01 2 жыл бұрын
same here
@charleysimmons2867 2 жыл бұрын
He is really strong
@firstlegend5105 2 жыл бұрын
@@sashabrownisky1126 Ironically, he's an atheist 😅
@bradleycontreras4736 2 жыл бұрын
Whats covid-19???
@critical-_-yt8188 2 жыл бұрын
10:30 thought I was the only one
@hounded2933 9 ай бұрын
06:50 "is he a t-rex"
@yourmother_69 2 жыл бұрын
I love Daz.. he always makes people smile no matter what mood he’s in. I hope you live a good life Daz
@fredaoflynn6348 2 жыл бұрын
Definitely
@sonniesiekbert5694 2 жыл бұрын
I couldn't agree more ❤️❤️❤️
@Ayannaalora 2 жыл бұрын
@Instagram User shut up
@thedevilsvirtue7629 2 жыл бұрын
@MUSI⭕️ I've played porn games that are translated by machines that have better grammar than u do.
@vleraberisha255 2 жыл бұрын
@Instagram User my poor ears
@commander_reflex 2 жыл бұрын
"WHAT'S THE EAR PIECE FOR?! YOU WAITING FOR A CALL FROM YOUR MUM?!" Freaking priceless 😂😂
@cassieritchie5268 8 ай бұрын
"Why is the minor dressed like venom" I died when daz said that I don't know why I just did 😂
@kdl28 Жыл бұрын
I have never been in a fight of any kind. If I was in a situation where I had to defend myself, I would be like a child playing helicopter. I would start screaming and swinging my arms like crazy. If nothing else, it would cause the perpatrator(sp?) to laugh his self silly, and I would RUN. 😱
@Jaquez0950 2 жыл бұрын
This man is so funny he actually got exposed a guy was in his class he was trying to take a gun the guy procceeds to walk back and keeps shooting the fake gun, I cried so hard
@cf4165 2 жыл бұрын
If u watch Brandon Herrera’s newest video. He got exposed even worse
@sweettt321 2 жыл бұрын
Go away.
@lukestephen5089 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@revilyns7174 2 жыл бұрын
Lol I saw that, the vid was called “died 3 times in 10 seconds” 💀
@pineappleparty1624 2 жыл бұрын
. . . . , , , , Here you go, I figured you could use some of these. =]
@saturn5063 2 жыл бұрын
I once heard somewhere that trying to disarm someone with a knife without getting hurt is like trying to get an uncapped marker from a toddler without getting marker on you. It's almost impossible
@datdankdj8264 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it’s like the exact same principle (replace blade with ink, and handle with…handle)
@TheStreamingEnderman 2 жыл бұрын
Yup. As a knife person, I know.
@emufighting101 2 жыл бұрын
yeah its really difficult my class uses fake but realistic knives and you've gotta act as fast as possible instead of asking em to slow down
@hubertcumberdaletherealboy9095 Жыл бұрын
Not unless you have a Remington 870 SPS ShurShot Synthetic Super Slug and 3 slugs
@ChillBill327 Жыл бұрын
Almost. Not impossible
@evelynnlambert713 Жыл бұрын
“My dog is a better fighter than you” -Daz Black-
@theblackbaron4119 2 жыл бұрын
One aspect is actually correct and used in different martial arts. There are pain or pressure points of the body that help you out. Pressing from behind into someone's knee is going to collapse their stance. It is used for grabs and throws in Judo and Karate, at least those are the martial arts I've been trained in and can confirm. It is likely being used in others aswell.
@nb_dromgool5471 2 жыл бұрын
When you realise that if daz gets held at gun point he would instantly be reminded of this video and laugh his ass off
@cookietho_o1054 2 жыл бұрын
stop cause that’s true 🤣
@WindowPains 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who actually does martial arts and self defence classes, this was SO painful to watch;. but you made it funny so thx.
@raniacaines07 2 жыл бұрын
same lol
@erickthomas6133 2 жыл бұрын
Yep
@mattmoore4044 2 жыл бұрын
I used to box as a hobby and to lose weight. I got really cocky and was just itching for a fight. Well I got what I wanted and was humbled real quick. It's easy to keep proper form and technique when a punching bag don't punch back. In a real situation that adrenaline rush gonna make u forget all that unless u really built like that. Safe to say I wasn't. I can still feel that mean left hook when I close my eyes.
@mayamulhern8223 2 жыл бұрын
Same. It’s mostly inaccurate lmao.
@jeannelewis7704 2 жыл бұрын
Black belt here, I can fully agree with that.
@Bads87 2 жыл бұрын
2:31 Daz we must protect the toast the people out here are savages
@Eli_16_07 2 жыл бұрын
"Who are you being attacked by? BARNEY THE DINOSOUR?!" THIS HAD ME ON THE FLOOR 😭
@makaylajunior1571 2 жыл бұрын
"WHO IS GONNA CALL YOU!" "WHAT'S THE EARPIECE FOR?!?!" "YOU WAITING FOR A CALL FROM YA MUM?!?!" I literally almost spit out my water 🤣🤣
@lunalegacy9788 2 жыл бұрын
The sad thing is that there are people out there who actually think this is the right way to protect yourself. Spreading false info like this could hurt someone. Tell em Daz
@cwcoke Жыл бұрын
1:45 is me as a kid playing tag
@Inferno_Bob_ Жыл бұрын
BRO MOVES THE GUN 🤣🤣🤣🤣 9:48
@Sleepy_user2 2 жыл бұрын
“You got a iMac on your fucking wrist now there gonna grab you” Had me dying 🤣💀
@chelouive5608 2 жыл бұрын
2:46 “ well next time someone tried to steal my daughter, I’ll get comfy in his groin and bend my knee, I know how to defend myself” 😂😂😂😂
@derekritchie3269 2 жыл бұрын
what does he mean next time
@chelouive5608 2 жыл бұрын
@@derekritchie3269 ikr
@beth-annrock237 2 жыл бұрын
I literally woke up 10 minutes ago, and Daz has me laughing uncontrollably! 😂 What a great way to start my day ♥️
@KodiacR6 2 жыл бұрын
7:34 he did 3 left hand turns when he said right lol
@ImJustMyselfHello 2 жыл бұрын
I'll only believe in his moves if he does them in real time, and the "attacker" doesn't know what he's about to do. Just no...
@anakinskinwalker1724 2 жыл бұрын
@@sohotimhot7975 I'm sorry, it's 3:03 in the morning and I was reading through Daz's comments, and I saw this.. what in God's left artery is this?
@alexbibby9641 2 жыл бұрын
@@anakinskinwalker1724 I have seen this exact same comment on a bunch of different videos over the last week maybe more, i think its some kind of ad campaign for someone's onlyfans account
@veronicah9965 2 жыл бұрын
“If the child looks like you, they ain’t gonna abduct your child. You ain’t got to worry.” 😂😂😂😂
@mrawesomepants9656 2 жыл бұрын
5:13 oh damn this guy knows karate
@lykmah7221 Жыл бұрын
7:09 "How you like that" by blackpink casually playing in the background was everything I needed.
@user-lu1lc3nr9u 2 жыл бұрын
I love that he’s sitting in a convertible and is listening to black pink and he’s like what to do if someone is following you 😂
@yumikodazaiswaifu 2 жыл бұрын
Its so funny tho 🤐👌
@mrmoustache8574 2 жыл бұрын
IK RIGHT
@shyguysuga6354 2 жыл бұрын
Right!! I was like is this man really listening to Blackpink while trying to teach people what to do if they are being followed by a shady car lol!
@gwynathmargaretoflaherty2533 2 жыл бұрын
OMG i was about to have a heart attack if nobody didnt cop on to that lol
@shyguysuga6354 2 жыл бұрын
@@gwynathmargaretoflaherty2533 My Blink Heart was gonna explode hearing my queens!!
@Mewmari 2 жыл бұрын
12:33 Ah yes, the infamous 'Swiper no swiping' technique. Gets 'em every time..
@charliekettle Жыл бұрын
At this point, you just need to bark at them.
@myasmith5754 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@emmz34chills17 11 ай бұрын
The amount of sass from Daz spinning his tea was immense
@EllaRose0914 2 жыл бұрын
This guy literally had covid, is still recovering and is still finding ways to entertain us, make us laugh ect RESPECT✊🏼
@Demeza16 2 жыл бұрын
RESPECT FOR THE LEGEND ✊
@MommaARA 2 жыл бұрын
Because covid has mutated to the symptoms of a common cold. That's how viruses work, they get weaker not stronger. Daz will be fine as the rest of us will.
@JR.w1 2 жыл бұрын
@@MommaARA someone with brains 👍👏
@punkydamonkey989 2 жыл бұрын
He's got a cold not "covid"
@justadictatorridingonanuke3714 2 жыл бұрын
@@MommaARA I can back this. Covid isn't that bad coming from someone with lung issues that has had it. All I got was a cough (a tame one for what I am use to) and that was it
@camthecameraman240 2 жыл бұрын
“Like you’re getting mugged by master chief” - Memorable moments from Daz
@j.d.4697 Жыл бұрын
6:04 that one actually works cause he got a wrist lock on the guy. But a lot of his stuff is infantile BS, hence the "cool" outfit he probably rented from a kids birthday party supply store.
@anyhacbrigette4527 2 жыл бұрын
4:48 Daz, your laugh is everything! 😂❤
@ZeeA0705 2 жыл бұрын
Daz: he must have different criminals then we do My brain: yeah paid criminals
@adrenalvoyage4863 2 жыл бұрын
To be honest if someone attacked you and you did what this guy says then they would probably stop out of cringe. This man uses knowledge and cringe over strength!!! 😂
@doggo9421 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah no they wont
@fairygodmother139 2 жыл бұрын
@@doggo9421 it’s a joke…
@kyanilawton5731 2 жыл бұрын
it looked like he was tryna grab the bullet at 11:56 XDD
@julieclawson7119 Жыл бұрын
Daz I had a rough night and watching you, no matter if I’m in tears, you always make me laugh. I’m so grateful for you. Thank you for making videos. I love you sm❤️
@VeryClaireThompson 2 жыл бұрын
My dad is an ex navy seal. I showed him this and he died laughing.
@magdakaliciak6500 2 жыл бұрын
Your dad's cool, respect to your dad
@VeryClaireThompson 2 жыл бұрын
@@magdakaliciak6500 he said thank you
@Moleoflands Жыл бұрын
Rest in Peace. Sorry for your loss
@avamae6488 2 жыл бұрын
Daz : who are you being attacked by? Also Daz : BARNEY THE DINOSAUR !
@jukoprabhutv Жыл бұрын
Daz's laugh at 4:50 has me rolling on the ground in tears.
@Ke-xv2ec Жыл бұрын
at 10:07 i ws just like shoot the ear piece off. its such a stupid ear piece!!
@yves555 2 жыл бұрын
“that’s what i don’t get about america! you guys have shotguns next to the toaster!” as a non american, i totally agree😭😭😭
@stigyanblue1442 2 жыл бұрын
Don't be stupid. We keep it next to the coffee maker. And hand grenades in the fridge next to the eggs.
@theunknownrock2676 2 жыл бұрын
As an American I have mine under my pillow, One under the sink, one next to the coffee maker, one in the garage, and one on my person at all times. I don’t know what you’re talking about
@elise_rebecca 2 жыл бұрын
@@theunknownrock2676 oh shit
@theunknownrock2676 2 жыл бұрын
@@elise_rebecca is this not normal?
@WoahWyvernWow 2 жыл бұрын
As an American I also agree. This is why some people shouldn’t have access to firearms, it’s more of a privilege than it is a right
@TP-mv6en 2 жыл бұрын
7:10 "You need to make 3 consecutive right turns" *makes 1 right turn and 2 left turns*
@32-bitwolf10 2 жыл бұрын
I thought I was crazy when I saw that lol
@Liz-ch8je 8 ай бұрын
“It’s not dancing on ice your getting mugged” daz 2023
@shortjonesy2864 Жыл бұрын
10:26 I love how daz at he says "that reminds about how i grab gizmos face sometimes and ruffles it" I do the same to my doggos too and it's cute when they start to play
@jess.lockeretz 2 жыл бұрын
no one: literally nobody: DAZ: "wHaT iF yOu'Re oN a mOTorWaY?" *sips tea* aHhHhHhHhHhHh 7:16
@shournharber4772 2 жыл бұрын
American: What the fuck does he mean? Brits: ahahahaha
@poloice2402 2 жыл бұрын
What you do is you exit and and get back on three times
@jess.lockeretz 2 жыл бұрын
@@shournharber4772 fr haha
@hiroko2918 2 жыл бұрын
@@shournharber4772 yea that’s accurate XD
@DarkKnight-rz2mq 2 жыл бұрын
He do be giving off them white girl vibes
@explodingsnowmanyt 2 жыл бұрын
I do MMA and Self defense... and this is just... wow... “very painful to watch” just like Daz said
@waffles658 Жыл бұрын
It is indeed very painful, he wouldn’t last a second
@ShanAliXO Жыл бұрын
Daz’s laugh, reactions and jokes are the best and the main part of these videos, love watching them aha x
@QuackNut-Vr Жыл бұрын
True
@DisneyPrincess92 2 жыл бұрын
When Daz said who’s mugging you Barney the Dinosaur I truly couldn’t stop laughing 😂. Daz you are truly an awesome guy.
@Jess_M4rvel 2 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry but the man whose doing the “life saving” tactics, his face reminds me of an old Oompa Loompa 😂
@Rev3lat1on. Жыл бұрын
That elbow move was priceless 😂😂 It was like a kid saying “get off me” lmao
@isajsphne_ 2 жыл бұрын
i’m glad your doing okay! we love you daz. ❤️❤️
@davythedragon 2 жыл бұрын
Wow. This, and so many "qualified" people like him give a bad name to actual self defense trainers! Having learned martial arts myself for more than half of my life, jiu jitsu, kickboxing, Kung fu and tae kwon do, I know what can work and what won't. But we also need to remember also, that no matter how good you are or think you are, even my highest level trainers say, if you can run or get away, do so! These are for extreme, very last resort times, and even then, there's always a good chance of the effective moves not working and you coming off worse than if you'd just legged it! There's no shame in preventing ending up paralysed, hospitalised or worse. Funny video for sure though! Lol
@yebenotsyrup_1122 2 жыл бұрын
Amen
@Weeturded 2 жыл бұрын
R u related to Ryan
@davythedragon 2 жыл бұрын
@@Weeturded lol, I wish bud, I'm only after watching that free guy movie too! Lol
@ONYXPROJ3CT666 2 жыл бұрын
@@davythedragon stop lying about not being related to Ryan lol
@villagosucks00 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who took Karte classes growing up I can confrim this. My instructors always said if you can "Run" don't fight if thiers a chance to run, just run. Some of the styles he teaching could be consider martial arts but, thier to unprofessional looking and his stances are so weak the attcker would overpower him easily just but the footwrok being wrong! Still great vid, its funnyXD
@jackcraine22 2 жыл бұрын
12:38 just say “Swipper, no swiping!!!”
@mrawesomepants9656 2 жыл бұрын
my parents when i was born: 4:42
@user-im5ti1hk1x 2 жыл бұрын
The way he just said “Daz I love you” and his laugh just kills me😂 by the way I’m a big fan 🙂✌️
@OtterPxp 2 жыл бұрын
“This is what I don’t get about Americans, you guys have a shotgun next to the toaster” As an American I can confirm we DEFINITELY have a shotgun in the following areas: -under the bed -in the fridge -in the cupboard -in the garage -in the living room -in the bathroom -on the dining table -beneath every chair in the house -next to every windowsill This is a joke don’t come at me
@kxylaa1919 2 жыл бұрын
lmao
@doit9575 2 жыл бұрын
Cant forget in the shower, so you can be like John Wayne in the one western where he guns down the guy who tried to kill him while bathing
@haydencorteville 2 жыл бұрын
18/10 exquisite job
@NameThatIsJust 2 жыл бұрын
I manage to fit four in my pocket for my daily walk, can’t be to safe
@caseybottoms3664 Жыл бұрын
I have one next to my bald eagle habitat and my 50 foot tall American flag
@leredpinecone7399 2 жыл бұрын
daz: “this is what i dont get about america, you guys have a shotgun next to your toaster” *laughs in american schools*
@ivanayala3402 2 жыл бұрын
Theres never school shootings though
@pineappleparty1624 2 жыл бұрын
What about the school system?
@julietteklimkowski5118 4 ай бұрын
completely unimportant but I love the blackpink song in the background of the the dude's video at 6:59
@SpeedierGuide98 2 жыл бұрын
1:36 I didn't know that one of the MTFs from the SCP Foundation decided it was a good idea to try to help this man do self defense videos
@ataraxiaaudios 2 жыл бұрын
Another stupid way for the first one: Spin around in circles with your arms out to the side, hitting all of them as you spin.
@goomy1 2 жыл бұрын
Spin around like a bayblade
@Melissa.3009 2 жыл бұрын
Why does that sound like a good idea, or I'm just an idiot.
@chaigraine 2 жыл бұрын
helicopter helicopter
@Ohwhale79 2 жыл бұрын
That would probably work better 🤣🤣🤣
@scarlettsophia2009 2 жыл бұрын
@@Melissa.3009 it sounds like a good idea to me
@declanryan4436 2 жыл бұрын
14:17 "That's not a person trying to rob you, that's Daft Punk!" I laughed so hard I think I blew a blood vessel 🤣🤣🤣
@pookiebear24 2 жыл бұрын
I've been sitting here holding the milk over my cereals watching this guy because its banging but i forgot to undo the lid
@alvinape.samurai3942 2 жыл бұрын
4:25 my favorite part, him dipicting this irl
@toxic.teacup 2 жыл бұрын
5:47 “even my dog’s a better fighter than you” mine too, and he’s just ash
@enbyishimaru 2 жыл бұрын
"He must have different criminals than we do" I had to cover my mouth cos I almost spat out my Pepsi I wanted to laugh so hard
@amandamccartney22 2 жыл бұрын
I know this was a while ago but I hope you are still doing ok! Keep safe right now because things are really bad in some places. So stay safe because I don’t know how I would cope with my “friends” and school/emotions without your videos. Stay safe! ☺️
@CrazyAlfYT Жыл бұрын
*"It's like you're getting mugged by Master Chief" 🤣*
@Thatothertemplar 2 жыл бұрын
10:45 ye man's on easy mode
@Xyeriu 2 жыл бұрын
Too many times did a laugh my ass off at Daz’s commentary it’s gold.
@FaNsI- Жыл бұрын
listening to this to go to sleep and when i wake up i put the video on again and the first thing hear is "hes on top of her from behind" 😭
@dawsonokeefe4628 2 жыл бұрын
I did kempo karate for a few years learned a lot of things but the most important thing we did was self defence real ways to get out of things and we tested them a lot and they actually work
@DelltaGaming_ 2 жыл бұрын
"You can't get a new throat when they've blown it out the back of your eye" anatomy 100. I love daz so much 🤣