Update I’m not moving now 😂😂

Jasmin: *Sitting on a hill singing d a r k l y* WoRmS: Cha cha real smooth

"I'm moving again" I can feel you're pain and I'm sorry for you

For anyone who didn’t know, saccharine is a sweetener that is WAY sweeter than sugar. The song makes so much more sense knowing that fact!

Jasmin: *Siting on a hill darkly singing* The worms: I do my lil Dancy dance

best joke of 2019: "there is a fish with NO fins, some say he was finnished"

saccharine is a artificial sweetener that had no calories but is extremely sweet and causes damage to teeth

jazmin: *severely bleeding from their gums, could go into shock in a realistic perspective* the dentist: *maybe if you had flossed it wouldn't have been this bad!*

Saccharine means like excessively sweet so I’d imagine the dentist theme has something to do with cavities

1:09 Daz: ѕнα¢¢нαяℓωαℓωαℓωαℓωαℓωα Me: sᴀᴍᴇ, ᴅᴀᴢ. sᴀᴍᴇ..

Jazmin isn’t dressed to impress men. They dress for themself. It’s what they love and what makes them happy. I don’t think *anyone* has the right to judge them for it.

How I want to dress like : jazmin bean How I actually dress as I’m broke and I get to scared to not wear a hoodie : daz

"ello" "did you just say hello" "Nah I said 'ello' but close enough"

Jasmin: *singing* Dentist: that's...just...stop. stop mo- STOP MOVING

Daz: Don’t get this piercing, see this piercing *-points at bridge piercing-* Me with and bridge piercing: 👁👄👁

Jazmin: *Bleeding* Salvia: STICKER

Jasmine: I’m gonna cut you up and put you in my oven Daz: Oh, it’s a love song

“i suggest switching to colgate” i’m dead😭😂

Omg I actually love jazmin. Their music is really good and they’re like so sweet 😭😭

basically jazmins friend wants to bring to light that you don't have to have a small forehead to be beautiful that's why the hairline is that far back :)

“The FINS ARE GONE, some say he was FINished”😂

Jazmin Bean's documentary "I'm becoming a GENDERLESS monster" Daz still NOT getting it and saying:herself, her,she (no hate just thought it was funny-)

I’m literally in love with her outfit and this song While Daz is terrified shitless. 😂

"i suggest switching to Colgate..." Me: well her being the colour of Colgate max white won't do anything so....go on...

As soon as he made that Russian accent Me: *LIKE BUTTON*

5:25 can we stop telling anyone who’s not a man that they have to cater to what men want them to look like. we do not exist to be decorations for men or for men to sexualise. just let people dress in a way that makes them happy. and as for the piercing they got it because they liked it if you don’t like it that’s fine don’t get one but that doesn’t mean other people can’t. and can we also respect people’s pronouns? just because jasmin wears a skirt doesn’t automatically make them female.

2:00 pause and turn on subtitles...👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🍞🍞🍞

“You can work in gordon ramsy’s kitcheb with those nails”. Oof *KitcheN* ffs, thanx 4 the likes

“Some say he was finnished” Somewhere in Finland... “No, he’s not ours. CHERNOBYL TAKE BACK ONE OF YOURS.”

I actually like Jasmin Bean's music, they're amazing.

jasmine bean is actully a great singer, one of my favorites. and the style is basiclly alt

Fun fact: the dentist is actually Jazmin's best friend

Me: thinking they look cool Daz:I'm genuinely scared

Daz: the labyrinth with David Bowie me: I understand that reference

Just maybe to help put on what the song is about XD: Saccharine is an artificial sweetener, so the dentist and cavities is because of that. Then the rest, singing about how she wants to "cut them up and bake them" and such is because they're so sweet she just wants to eat them up. Then talking about, "you make me afraid, come closer wait no go away" and "caring for anyone makes me want to scream" shes saying how shes not used to being this obsessed with someone and shes scared about actually loving them, they might "give her cavities" so on so on.... Anyway yeah just thought I'd help out XD Never seen the music video before... this is slightly fvcken terrifying XD

Daz: LINDA clap at my puns Subtitles: Let ya clap at my buns

Who’s gonna tell him the fish is a carrot?

I’m probably weird but they actually look so pretty 🥺🥺

Any one wonder when he yells Linda his daughter just looks up for a second.......and wonders who Linda is and why Daz is going mental

I went through every single stage of grief everytime this dude referred to jaz with she/her

She seems like the exorcist version of Melanie Martinez

*when the dentist says “do you floss regularly?”*

I think the metaphor is that they're scared of falling for someone and even though it sounds amazing they have to stop themselves and loving that person is like having a sweet tooth and they need to get it removed/fixed

6:27 he spat across the screen

no one: not a single soul: not even linda: daz for 12th time : "I'm moving" edit: lol nvm I see now that he's not moving, so we still can see this cool office 😌

I bet the dentist said after: *you're bleeding cause you dOnT FLOSS.*

Daz trying to pronounce the music video name: The demon he spawned: ;)

4:58 I WANT yoU TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE ASASI- AHAHAHAHA.

Remember that vine when Daz was with his daughter and he said something like "Hey sweetie what you doing?" "playing with my new friend" "but we just moved i... *ball bounces itself in distance* annnd we're moving!"

daz: “I want you to make me look like assassin” Me: *thinks of TikTok when that Russian woman was like* find natural colour, you naturally beautiful... I naturally want to be flamingo Edit: sorry everyone don’t hate me I didn’t know she wasn’t Russian, just went based on the accent ahaha

4:50 is the sound effect from Ted

I love it when he can’t pronounce a word the puts lalalala at the end

is no one gonna comment on: “it sounds like most of my fanfiction!” daz??? wanna explain???

No one: The worms in her music video: ALLO COME INSIDE AND MEET THE MISSUS

Saccharin is an artificial sweetener with effectively no food energy. It is about 300-400 times as sweet as sucrose but has a bitter or metallic aftertaste, especially at high concentrations. Saccharin is used to sweeten products such as drinks, candies, cookies, and medicines. That’s why she’s at the dentist. Pls like I spent so long researching this 🥲

Daz started my Jazmin Bean obsession 😹😹

Jasmin Bean: "Everything you do I'm obsessed with you" Daz: "That's Fine Love, but I suggest switching to Colgate" Me: *starts to remember Colgate commercials * Unlike ordinary toothpaste, Colgate Total fights bacteria..... 😂😂

When someone mentions the labyrinth Them: Me: dOnT gO tHaT wAy NEVER go that way. If she goes that way she'll end up in the castle yes she will. Come say ello to the misses. 🤣🤣

Daz:I’m become in genderless monster Also daz: SHE

Dude they are so cool tho- I have an obsession over their make up and clothing style 💀

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Daz: Just wanna say the little lambs over there are me 😂brilliant

*ACTUALLY* Saccharine is used to refer to something excessively sweet and sentimental. Lol I'm extra

Daz: “OK I’m back :)” Daz: *laughs* Me:*laughs* Me: HE IS CONTAGIOUS! ( his laugh )

My daughter went to school with jasmine she’s actually a really sweet girl in real life. I love her aesthetic. Least nobody can call her basic lol 😂

She looks like if the clown IT had a daughter but a unicorn thru up on her. Edit: they/them. I am so sorry I did not know but they do be looking like a cute mesh of those characters 👌

Hello ... DAZZLERS *me deaf now*

Their essentially saying that the person they are talking about is so sweet that it's like their eating a bunch of candy and getting a cavoty from it. That's how the dentist part plays into it

Omg I remember that being my favorite film as a kid, “labyrinth” such an amazing film.

they're actually such a sweet person. I've had a few interactions with them being in the makeup community. Theyre such a cool person

No one: Not a human nor...alien: No even me: These comments: *whO hAs bEeN a Fan bEforE 2019?!?* Me: “WHY ARE YOU ON EVERY VIDEO?!”

Daz, Jazmin's career has only grown since they released their first ep Worldwide Torture. They're now about to release their debut album and go on your (I'm going to one of their shows) so I'd really recommend listening to one of their new songs, either Piggie or Favourite Toy, because they're vastly different to this song and video.

Jazmin is actually one of my favorite artists to listen to

“Allo” “Did you just say hello?” “No I said ‘Allo’ but that’s close enough” I can’t believe Daz mentioned Labyrinth xD love that

this is the 1 out of 10 dentists that doesn’t recommend anything

Oml I literally love them

Just as Daz said: it’s my washing machine. My music turned on, I’m just like shit where did he by that washing machine!!?

"Allo" "Did you just say hello?" "No, I said 'Allo' but that's close enough...Come inside and meet the Mrs." The labyrinth is my FAVORITE movie!

Imagine being a cashier in tesco: "Hello there, did you find everything you were - HOLY JESUS WTF ARE YOU!?"

Daz: tries to pronounce saccharine Me : laughing so hard

LABYRINTH!!!!! I LOVE THAT 😂

They're trying to be a darker, more horrendous version of Melanie Martinez

Me: * sees the worm things and immediately thinks of Labyrinth * Daz: have you ever seen Labyrinth, you know, with David Bowie? omg Daz you are a wizard!!!

Jasmine was actually at one point in rehab for drug addiction for a while, I think.

I was crying rlly badly so I decided to watch ur vids and now I’m okay :) I atually laughed for the first time in a long time thank you u saved my life I was ready to give up on everything but then I started watching u and u have changed everything:) thank you

“GENDERLESS monster” Daz throughout the whole video: SHE edit: stop replying to this its been a year idc anymore 💀

Why are they lowkey so cool looking tho. Like they look really cool, I can't even do make up at all and look at them.

You’ve reacted to both my favourite singers. Melanie Martinez and Jasmin bean

Once the air is sprayed, it’s official.

Why is everyone asking if they were a fan before 2019? Even if you started watching Daz like a week ago and his videos and content make your day better and make you laugh it really doesn't matter. Lol I sounded like a grandma but I just don't understand the meaning pf those comments 😂

A wise man once said: There’s nothing like the sound of music. To one, it can be entertainment. To another, it can be life and it’s greatness. But to all, it can be an inspiration. When you sing, you let yourself free. Families, Towns, Countries have the ability to spread all their voices into one to make what we call music. You can play all the instruments in the world, but it will never be called music without a voice. Music is life Music is love Music is happiness Music is freedom Music is us. Jasmin: imma bout to end this mans whole career...

Welcome back to daz games Subtitles: welcome back to dad games 😂👌🏻

I love her outfits and just the style in general

Me: my mouth bleeding from the dentist My dentist: here, have a sticker Me: 😐 🔪

reminder to respect jazmin’s pronouns! they go by they/them. 💞 edit: i can understand why people would think jazmin would go by she/her, but rather than questioning it and saying that jazmin presents themself in a “feminine way”, try to respect their pronouns instead of being an asshole. also not all non-binary people have to be androgynous

I love Jazmin

Jazmin Bean is my favourite music artist and when i saw this video i went YES CLICKKKKK

That’s weird because I just started listening to Jasmin Bean

*sees fish with no fins* Daz- Some says he was _finnished_ Me- _WHEEZE_

Honestly this is one if the better sings we’ve seen its just the video

I actually quite like Jazmin. They're pretty cool.